A nice one-shot. Iceland and Greenland openly ponder what Denmark and Norway (their respective brothers) do during night. Though it's not really needed to say, Norway is trans in this one, like he'll be in all my stories. So yea.

It was night. It was quiet. Or well, that was a lie. It was actually very loud. At least from Iceland and Greenland's room. They slept next to Denmark and Norway, and those two... were very loud during night. Iceland didn't know what they were doing but it was loud and his brother sounded... Happy? That was strange. His brother was never happy. Not during his transition into being a man was he happy, and not even when he was female was he happy. He had seen his brother smile a few times, but that was it. Right now, he was yelling at the top of his lungs. "Fuck daddy right there~!" He said, making weird sounds with his mouth. Daddy? Denmark wasn't his daddy. That was weird. Iceland peeked his head up and saw Greenland awake as well. He looked strange and had a peculiar look on face.

At that moment, Iceland heard the headboard of Denmark and Norway's shared bed crash into the wall so hard it sounded like it was breaking. However it didn't and Iceland heard Denmark grunt loudly and say, "Fuck yea baby~ Yer so tight for me~" Tight? How was his brother "tight"? Weird. Iceland saw Greenland get up and press his ear to the door. "They're being loud again." Iceland said in a small voice. Greenland simply nodded and said, "I wonder what they're doing..." "Maybe they're fighting?" Iceland suggested but Greenland shook his head. "It's the only logical explanation. Norway does come into the kitchen with bruises on his neck." Iceland said. "Those are too small for bruises." Greenland said shaking his head. "What do you think they're doing?" Iceland asked Greenland. "Hmmmm. I don't know. But it doesn't sound like fighting." Another weird sound from Norway, who screamed, "DADDY I'M COMING~!" "What does he mean, he's coming?" Greenland asked Iceland who shrugged. "Maybe they're jumping on the bed." Iceland said. "Hmmm. Seems unlikely." Greenland said, but than added, "It would explain the bed making those sounds though." There was a bit of silence before the noises started up again, louder this time. Norway made very loud sounds while Denmark was grunting in a low voice saying things in Danish Iceland actually understood. "Fuck baby yer so good for me~ so tight oh my god~" He said in a low voice. "Daddy~" Norway moaned in retaliation. "I love it when your dick hits my sweet spot~ It's so good~" Denmark's dick? What was that doing anywhere near Norway? What was his dick doing? Was he... peeing on Norway? No that didn't make sense.

Iceland saw Greenland's small brown face light up. He was a handsome boy, Iceland noted. It made him remember the other night. Norway had come into their room dressed in just a robe, his chest and hips nearly bursting out the poor thing. His face was flushed, his cheeks a beautiful shade of red, and his hair a mess. His neck was dotted in purple-blue small spots, looking a bit like bruises. He had smiled lazily at the two and told them to sleep. Iceland had crawled into bed dutifully, while Greenland's face lit up. "Hey Nor? What do you and brother do at night?" He asked him. Norway had chuckled, which was rare and put Greenland into bed. "Grown folk stuff." He said the smile gone, and his stoic expression returned. He bidded the two good night and left quickly. The noises returned shortly afterwards, with Norway screaming.

But back to the current night. Greenland was smiling viciously, and said, "Hey Icey? Why don't we go look what they're doing?" Iceland looked at Greenland peculiarly. "Don't they lock the door during night?" Iceland said. "Yea but maybe not tonight. Let's go see what they're doing." Iceland just nodded and quickly went over to their door. He opened it slowly and walked out with Green right behind him. He tiptoed to Denmark and Norway's door before slowly turning the knob; it was unlocked. He than pushed the door open with more force than intented. What he saw next would scar him for life.

Norway was in a weird position. Ass in the air with his legs pushed out. His arms and hands where nestled onto the bed, and he was moaning, his mouth open. His hair was a mess, and his neck was, yet again, covered in small purple hickeys. But even Norway's weird position didn't bother him. It was what Denmark was doing. Denmark's... thing was disappearing inside of his brother, in Norway's most private regions which Norway had once told Iceland was his vagina. Denmark's thing was moving inside of his brother, going in and out at a fast pace. And Norway was... enjoying it too, it seemed from the sounds he was making. He looked at Iceland for a moment, his eyes half lidded. Suddenly they opened and Norway shot up. Denmark seemed confused until he looked at Iceland and Greenland and froze. "I...uh..." He said mouth agape. Norway rubbed his eyes, and blushed. "ICELAND, GREENLAND GET THE FUCK OUT!" Denmark suddenly shouted, and Iceland and Greenland both jumped. The two than ran back to their room. Iceland buried his head in the pillow trying to will the image out of his mind.

Within minutes, Norway was back in their room, robe covering his body. He sat on Iceland's bed sighing deeply. "Green...Ice..." He said in a low voice. Iceland popped up from the sheets. "What was that?" He asked him in a strained voice. "I...well... me and Den were..." he seemed to be at a loss for words. Than he sighed and straightened up. "Fuck it, I have to be honest. Me and Den were making love. Making love is where two people do things like... if it's a man and a woman or someone with a woman's body, he would put his dick in my uh...area." "Why?" Iceland said, his voice still strained. "Because it feels good." Norway said sighing. "You'll understand when you get older." He finished than got up and promptly left. Greenland looked at Iceland who looked back. Than Greenland's round brown face broke into a smile.

"Well, I guess we found out what they were doing."