Lucky, Rolly, and Cadpig are playing on a slide swing in the barn.
Rolly slides out first, "Woooooooaaaaaaaah!"
Then Cadpig comes out flying next, "Woaaaaaahhh Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!"
Then Lucky comes sliding last as Spot looks back, "Yahooooooooooooooooooooooo!" He says while sliding then flys up around then lays on a pack of hay along with Rolly and Cadpig and then they start laughing together afterwards.
Just then, an advertistment comes on TV where a lady makes an announcement over at Stifle Mall.
"Come on down to the Stifle Mall bookstore today!" The lady announces as Lucky and them start to watch with Spot flying in last, "The first dog, Filibuster, and the first lady will be autographing their new best seller 'From Dog House to White House', and every visitor will receive a free genuine White House dog dish!"
Cadpig and Rolly say, "Oooooooh" and Lucky gasps and then jumps toward the TV.
Lucky puts his paws on the TV screen and says, "Wow! Wouldn't it be great to meet the most powerful dog in the world?" as the rest of the gang walk up from behind him.
Cadpig gets eagerly excited and hops around saying, "Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, I know, I know, I know, I know, I could be a spiritual guru!" Then she gets on top of Rolly's head as she continues, "Offering a piece of world peace," as she starts playing with Rolly's ears, "suggest ways you can help the strays and impounded, take over his mind until he does my bidding," then jumps back over on top of the haystack, "AND I TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"
Lucky, Rolly, and Spot just glare at her afterwards.
Cadpig then says in a litte embarrassment, "Oopsie, hehehehehe, guess I got ahead of myself."
Rolly then says, "You know, I'll bet dinner tastes twice as good from the presidential dog dish." Lucky then smiles toward Spot and then steps forward wagging his tail.
"It's the chance of a lifetime," Lucky says as Rolly and Cadpig start barking excitingly, "Come on let's go!"
Then they all start running and barking happily on their way outside the barn but Spot stops them saying, "Wait! We can't go. It's almost time for the B-b-b-b-bark Brigade. Lieutenant Pug's gonna teach us map reading."
"Who needs map reading?" Says Lucky, "You can always ask the gas station right?" Cadpig and Rolly nod. As Lucky starts walking his way out he says, "All those in favor of cutting class say 'I'" Rolly and Cadpig then answer excitingly, "I".
Lucky then says, "I" while walking out. Spot however disagrees and says, "Nay!". The pups start barking happily and making a run for it while Spot says, "I demand a recount."
As the pups continue barking and running, Spot stops them again saying, "Wait! What if the Colonel finds out we're skipping Bark Brigade class? He'll think we let him down!"
"Relax, we will get Filibuster to pawprint us an excuse." Lucky says.
"After all, hes got the commander and chief wrapped around his leash." Lucky points out.
Cadpig then happily says breaking the fourth wall, "Buh-bye." Then starts running for it along with Rolly and they start barking excitingly.
Spot then starts joining them running from behind saying, "W-w-w-w-wait for me."
The pups continue running along path barking happily, and Spot catches up says, "Slow down! Wait up!"
-Over in Pug's Stump Hideout-
Pug is snoozing in his bed when just then his alarm buzzes off all around his hideout waking him straight up.
"Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!" Pug says as he wakes straight up from his alarm. He then shuts it off and stretch yawns saying, "Ugh, another day, another brigade, another day of yelling! Yay yay yay!" He says in a derisive tone.
"Fall in! Fall in! Fall in! That's the number one target for my call for the Brigade classes. I try to do everything in my will to make those cadets happy and rank their way up. But none of them seem to appreciate the work that I do for them. Ugh, whatever can I do to make them happy? It seems no matter what I do, it never seems to work out! And the Colonel is always sniffing behind my back in the end!" He says to himself.
"Oh well, at least I have Tripod by my side for the most part. And I'm just lucky I even managed to find this precious landmark and create my own military base and have my own brigade sessions for all animals who take residential citizenship around here. After the way my family treated me, and failing in the military; how happy am I that I found this place as my great escape!" Pug happily says to himself.
"And I can thankfully say, that I'm just glad that Persian Pete is out of my misery. I almost was in deep trouble when I saw him those two times. I had no idea how much longer I could have kept defending myself those two times I saw him. What ever was the deal with him? Was he just trying to find me out? I didn't want those pups or that chicken or anyone in the Bark Brigade to find out about it all!" He says to himself.
"But hey, I can safely say now that he is officially history to me now. No more trouble with him. With me escaping my way out of the court martial, and me finding this peaceful landmark for my military base; it's all mine now. And all animals will obey my laws, and I will never give up. I will be sure to make them proper cadets in my own ways whether they like it or NOT! And I assure them, they will remember my name when they officially DO become cadets! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!" Pug says in an evil laugh.
-Back at Spotty's Paw Patrol Military Base-
Spott's Persian cat cadets are looking at a picture of Lieutenant Pug drawn by one of the Persian Cat cadets, who is a master at art.
Cadet Patrick says to Cadet Vargas, "He saw a very big Persian Cat around his landmark, twice. He came somewhere around the horizon! And he goes by the name, 'Persian Pete'."
Cadet Vargas says, "We're not on target for Persian Pete! It's the smaller creature were tracking down!"
Just then Captian McPurr comes in to salute greet the cadets.
"Good Morning, Persian Cadets!" McPurr salutes them.
All Persian cat cadets salute him back. Cadet Patrick salute, "Good morning, Captain!" "Always a pleasure to have a visit, Captain in our class!" Cadet Vargas says in salute.
Captain McPurr then says, "I'd like to see the progress report on this certain creature you have encountered and gather information on him."
Cadet Patrick, "Well here's what we know so far, hes led many brigades over around his landmark. Throughout these months, he's had a certain few members of troops, now he currently has a great amount of troops on his brigade sessions."
Captain McPurr then asks, "How many troops does he have in his brigade sessions, might I ask?" Cadet Vargas answers, "In maximum about 150."
A cadet cat in the background says, "Wow! Only 150. That's totally not enough to handle a certiain military base."
"Certainly not, cadet!" Captain McPurr says, "And what is he call his military base?"
Cadet Patrick answers, "The Bark Brigade, sir!" "And in this 'Bark Brigade' he leads, what kind of troops does he have in it?" McPurr asks.
"All kinds of animals, sir!" Vargas answers. Cadet Patrick adds, "Sheep, cows, pigs, and mostly dog puppies."
"Any side effects on this creature?" McPurr asks. "Yes Captain!" Cadet Vargas answers "Two as a matter of fact. They are Narcolepsy and Alirophobia." Captain McPurr then concludes by asking, "So that must mean he has the tendency to fall asleep while leading this brigade while having this paranoia of cats?"
"Correct!" Vargas answers.
All cats hiss at this bad action they hear. Captain McPurr looks down shaking his head in distress. "Who in the world would ever think this would be a good idea?" Captain McPurr thinks to himself.
"This is incredibly outrageous, cadets!" McPurr states to the Persian cadets. "You can say that again, Captain!" Cadet Patrick says. "Yeah, I've never heard of anything like this before! Seriously, who would ever do this?" Cadet Vargas asks.
Captain McPurr then asks Patrick and Vargas, "Well, do you two have any recommendations?"
Cadet Vargas walks up front of Patrick and answers, "We need to put his whole line of 'Bark Brigades' in Jeopardy, Sir!" Cadet Patrick nods in agreement as well as all other cadets in the background. "Yeah! Absolutely, Captain!" Cadet Patrick agrees.
"Great, cadets!" McPurr proudly states out, "I like the way yall think there! Cause I will be very frank with you cadets. I never would support a such brigade with a leader with ANY side effects. Paranoia and sleepiness is not military behavior. You Persian Cadets know how well your leader, Sergeant Spotty, focuses very well. He's made such an effort to make it this far to become yall's brigade leader in this military base, and you certainly don't see HIM falling asleep while hes on duty and leading you guys and teaching classes."
"Yes sir, captain" All persian cat cadets state out. "In addition, Captain." Cadet Patrick adds, "We also discover that this certain brigade leader leads his troops in his 'Bark Bridages' in a very unappealing design. He has this harsh and domineering attitude. Due to his paranoia of cats, he always brings up this weird thing of cats invading the landmark that he's taking over making his 'cadets' think he's gone all insane."
"Insane to the bone if you ask me, sir!" McPurr states.
Cadet Patrick nods and then adds, "To make matters worse, Captain McPurr, he relishes in tormenting his recruits and punishes them with very little provocation. Best to say, even in the smallest mistakes his 'cadets' make, he makes them hit the deck and do unecessary push-ups and whatnot. In addition, the puppies in particular, tend to make their own ways of having their own fun. However, everything they do upon that matter, he ruins it for his own selfish ways."
"What on Earth is the meaning of that!?" Captain McPurr exclains, "That's not how you treat, cadets. Sure a Sergeant leader, captain etc. has every right to yell upon orders to give upon to troops in a brigade. But your leader, Sergeant Spotty, is loyal." All cadets nod in agreement. McPurr continues on, "He would never do that to yall, he would never punish yall in anyway the way he does. This is serious business yall! So here's what I'm going to order yall to do. Hear me loud and clear!" "Sir yes, sir!" All Persian cat cadets state.
"I'm going to have yall gather all this information you have collected on this creature, and create the warrant out for his arrest. Cause creating a military base at a barn is a serious felony in crime, and is illegal, cadets!" McPurr directs.
Cadet Vargas points out, "Oh we have gotten all the information up and about already, Captain, so the warrant is certified to be ready to be created!"
"Ah, way ahead!" McPurr proudly states, "That's what I like to hear, Vargas!"
Captain McPurr continues on, "So while you Persian Cat cadets, go on about creating warrants out for this creatures arrest, I'm going to my office and do some reading on this creature and his brigade and see exactly what he is up to. Then, I'm going to take it all over to Sergeant Spotty. And if this creature's so called 'Bark Brigade's' results do not show a legitimate desire to the military's laws, I'm going to put him on my Top Wanted List! I will then have Sergeant Spotty give you directions on the chase on yall's last day of military class. How this will work is that I will have you Persian Cat cadets charge chase your way towards Pug to this Prison Court Martial where he will be locked up for good. That will be the only major role you will have for this big case that I am about to assign. But I'm going to leave the rest of the job, such as the investigation and tracking down, to him!"
"Let's get to work, Persian cadets!" McPurr salutes to his cadets before heading to his office.
"Sir yes, sir!" All Persians salute back.
-Back at the Dearly Farm in the Bark Brigade-
Lieutenant Pug comes out and says behind Colonel, "The Cadet Map Reading Course is laid out exactly to your specifications, Colonel!" He salutes.
Pug continues, "When the Feline hoards invade, our cadets will be ready!"
"Oh alright, oh good work, Lieutenant." Colonel says.
Then Colonel states to the brigade, "At the end of this class, I expect every cadet to be a master map reader. Now carry on."
The Colonel walks off and lets Lieutenant Pug start the class as he salutes Colonel to dismiss.
Pug starts taking attendance for the Bark Brigade class saying, "Roll Call! Two-Tone!"
Two-Tone answers depressingly, "Here!" Pug then calls out, "Whizzer!" Whizzer also answers depressingly, "Here!"
Pug then calls out, "Lucky!" But no answer. He calls out again, "Lucky?"
Pug then angrily shouts out, "LUCKY!". Then lets out some steam and looks both sides from him.
He then notices the gang running their way out of class and Pug walks his way to get a closer look at the action. He then calls out Tripod, "Captain Tripod! We've got toruble!". Tripod then runs his way toward Pug's side barking.
They both notice the gang running out on Bark Brigade class as Spot shouts out to them while they continue barking excitingly, "Guys slow down please!"
Pug then says, "Map Training starts in fifteen minutes, and those yard bird cadets are sneaking off somewhere!"
Tripod asks Pug, "You think they are going awol, sir?" Pug answers, "If they are, I'll drag their rookie butts home for a court martial!"
Pug then orders to Tripod, "Tripod, you're the highest ranking cadet. Take over the class!" Tripod salutes at the order.
Pug continues smiling, "I'm going to do a little recon!"
Tune in next chapter as Spotty learns about Pug and the Bark Brigade as his Captain sends him on the chase while Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig, and Spot enter the mall. As Pug chases them in action, Spotty makes his way inside on the investigation on Pug.