He is chatting with Captain McPurr on his walkie talkie to inform him all about the events that happened at the mall today, and what malicious things Pug did to the pups.
"So Sergeant Spotty," McPurr says to Spotty through the radio, "How did it go? What all have you witnessed with the pups at the Mall with Pug?"
"Well Captain," Spotty answers to McPurr, "It obviously goes without saying, but its as bad as I preceived it to be!"
"Really?" Says Captain McPurr. "Yep!" Spotty answers, "For starters, Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig and that chicken were all lost in the mall because apparently they don't know how to read maps; and are also bad with directions."
"Oh Wow!" McPurr exclaims. "Furthermore," Spotty continues, "This certain Brigade that Pug is leading, apparently had a class today where they were being taught how to read maps."
"Egads!" Exclaims McPurr, "And what a coincidence that a couple of weeks ago you taught your Persian cat cadets how to read maps. Which now they are experts at it."
"Heh, right?" Says Spotty, "Except in my case I have the legal authority!"
Spotty continues on, "But anyway Captain McPurr, you won't believe what all happened in the events with Pug at the mall. While Pug was chasing the puppies and chicken around the Mall, while trying to encounter Filibuster with that autographed bowl; Pug bit Rollys tail, literally!"
"Stop the presses!" McPurr exclaims. "Yeah," Spotty says, "And you know how I mentioned earlier how he fell asleep on top of that mall security dogs hind on his nose, well he fell asleep not once; but TWICE!"
"Wow!" McPurr exclaims, "One year of fraud authority in that Bark Brigade around that farm, and neither Pongo, Perdy, The Colonel, nor Sergeant Tibbs haven't even bothered tapping the vastness of that Pug's side effects."
"Oh, Jordan and Zach told you about the Colonel and Sergeant Tibbs, the 'troops' of the Bark Brigade around that farm?" Spotty asks McPurr.
"They indeed did, Spotty, the old sheepdog and persian cat you and all your other ninety-eight brothers and sisters encountered, and that helped yall escape from the matter of being turned into fur coats you were telling me about several months ago." McPurr informs Spotty.
Spotty chuckles and says, "Heh, well correctomundo on that McPurr, way to make me feel old on that one!"
Spotty continues informing McPurr about what happened at the Mall, "But anyway yeah, furthermore, there was a point while at the mall that Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig, and said chicken were trying to escape from Pug by going up an elevator which I followed up against via stairway to that nobody suspicious would let me in their sight. But then, uh-oh, there's Pug all of a sudden catching them in front of the elevator; and was claiming these things that their so called 'Bark Brigade' days are over. I'm like 'Geez, how ludicrous.'"
"Well in this case it is ludicrous, however common sense in a real military base that doing such a thing can get you kicked out of a certain brigade, that's for sure!" Says McPurr in response.
"Yeah, especially in light of the fact that he claims that Pug states that they are 'awol cadets' for doing what they are doing." Spotty says.
Spotty continues, "But anyways yeah, he was also stating that they were also on set to face the Colonel of the Bark Brigade and put them in a Stockade Cell, claiming a court martial for all of them."
"Egads, Sergeant!" McPurr exclaims, "We've got to annul this whole Brigade immediately! Considering this fraud Lieutenant, this whole thing does not compute for your family!"
"Roger that Captain!" Spotty agrees on. "Last but not least, his Ailurophobia really kicks in on him as well. Just like his Narcolepsy I mentioned about earlier. His paranoia of cats is worse than I thought. Literally as the chase was going on, Lucky and them went inside a toy store running all around bumping around and running all about on toys and stuff. Eventually Lucky runs some calvary by scaring off Pug using robotic cat toys walking toward his direction. And Holy Chimichanga, Captain McPurr, you are going to be mind blown beyond belief when you hear this. He literally claims that there is some cat invasion, witnessing those TOY robotic cats."
McPurr is completely stunned and says, "Holy Snot! Are either the Colonel or Sergeant Tibbs aware of what they are entitled to in this case?"
"Heh, apparently not Captain, but they are about to have their rose colored glasses taken off once I have words with them if you know what I mean." Spotty says.
Spotty then all of a sudden recalls a memory from that long ago and then jumps out to Captain McPurr all bewildered, "Wait...woooooah, woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah! The Colonel and Sergeant Tibbs. I mean I do recall as I just mentioned that they were the ones that helped me and all my siblings escape from being turned in to fur coats, but they live in a barn in Grutely now? Since when? I thought they lived over in a barn Suffolk, England where my parents found us via barking chain and also helped us in the event from the fur coat scheme."
"Well if you must know, as funny you should ask that Sergeant, I happened to do some research on The Colonel and Sergeant Tibbs after Cadet Patrick and Vargas informed me about Lieutenant Pug's troops within his Bark Brigade and I shall tell you that quite several years back in England, they had a huge snowstorm that sadly torn down that barn forcing them to move out." McPurr keenly explains to Spotty.
"Oh Wow!" Spotty says all amazed.
"Thankfully they managed to find that barn over in Grutely, America where they all live new lives. Eventually however, Pug came about around that landmark and set this whole thing up with Sergeant Tibbs and the Colonel which entitled the Colonel to set this whole fraud military base up around the area forcing them to take charge of all animals who reside around that barn to be in attendance for Lieutenant Pug's new military business he started up." McPurr explains to Spotty.
Spotty now all overwhelmingly disappointed says, "Oh no!" Then leans against the wall and sets his forehead on the wall and them bangs on the wall in devastation.
"Yeah, I've got a bad feeling about this Spotty." Says Captain McPurr, "And if you must know, this Pug were investigating just happens to be this certain Pug who I mentioned to you about several months ago whom this military base sent Persian Cats out to find him in his premature escape from the court martial after assaulting the former Sergeant of this military base via failing to be a cadet."
"Oh man!" Spotty says still all disappointed, "Even those two pets that saved me and all my brothers and sisters from the fur coat enhancement!" Then he kicks what he found to be a soda can nearby him. But coincidently the Colonel who managed to arrive in that point in time to have words with the puppies gets hit in the face with it.
"Ohp, what the, what in the Sam Hill!" The Colonel says in shock.
"Ah!" Says startled Spotty as he notices The Colonel coming, and then jumps towards the trash can he was hiding behind and knocks it down and the trash was sprawn all over the floor.
Captain McPurr hears all that noise in the background and then lowers his eyebrows in complete confusion and asks, "Sergeant?"
Spotty then quickly gets up and runs away to find a better hiding spot away from the Colonel and the puppies sights.
Captain McPurr asks, "Sergeant, what's going on over there?"
"Uh, nothing I'm fine, Captain, its just uh, there was a mouse. I killed it. And uh, its dead. But it knocked down a trash can first." Spotty answers.
Captain McPurr then puts down the radio speaker and says to himself all weirded out, "Why would a mouse be i-Knocked do-Oh never mind!"
The Colonel looks over to the direction where the soda can hit his face towards and notices some dog running away from the trash can he knocked down and made a mess with.
The Colonel then says to himself, "Great! Lousy trash dogs! This mall should acquire sand bags to put in front of those cans so those mutts can't knock em' suckers down."
Captain McPurr then just carries on and then asks, "Well what's Pug up to now?"
Spotty answers, "Oh he's all out of Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig, and chickens path now, as he's now caught by those meddling mall security dogs finally!"
"Well that's a relief for sure!" Says McPurr, "But what about Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig, and their chicken friend, have they by any chance reached Filibuster?"
"Unfortunately not, Captain" Spotty answers to McPurr, "However I did what you and Cadet Patrick and Vargas advised me to do, I managed to retrieve the bowl from Filibuster and have it autographed by him. So now, once they receive the bowl from me, their letdown will be turned around!"
"Ah, that's the spirit, Sergeant!" McPurr gladly says to Spotty, "They will be panting happy once they get this bowl. Great work, Spotty!"
McPurr then says, "So okay, I'm getting reading that your in the South Parking Lot at Stifle Mall, what do you see right now?"
"Well right now, there's a helicopter where the first lady and the first dog with Filibuster are about to take off. Much to the pups misfortune they will most likely miss it. And right now I see the Colonel on his way to try to find the pups and inform them of their punishment for skipping the Bark Brigade class." Spotty answers as the Colonel continues his way to the entrance to the Mall from the South Parking Lot.
McPurr then directs to Spotty, "Alright well as of now, just keep a good eye out on the Colonels path but don't let yourself in his or the puppies sights. And listen carefully and clearly on what they say and what possibly consequences could become of Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig, and said chicken!"
"Roger that, Captain!" Spotty obeys.
Just then the Filibuster's helicopter takes off as the puppies come out from the entrance to the South Parking Lot and notice the helicopter flying away.
The pups groan in setback as they see the helicopter flying away.
Spotty sees the action and sighs then says to himself, "Just as I thought. But don't worry guys, don't droop your feelings for too long. I've got your bowl!"
Spot says, "Filibuster is heading home. And we didn't even get to see him. This whole day was a waste!"
Rolly says all let down, "Yeah, spent it being lost." Cadpig then says, "Actually, that map reading class we missed could've come in handy."
Spotty thinks to himself as he lowers his eyebrows, "Uh, not really, for one not when yall find out about this Brigade and two, you receive compasses from my Captain which can come even more in handy."
Lucky then says, "Well at least the Colonel didn't find out."
But then The Colonel finds the puppies and grunts out, "Ah-he-he-hem!". Then the pups all startle in shock as they are now busted.
Lucky acts all naturally excited to see the Colonel at the mall and says, "Colonel! What are you doing here?"
The Colonel says, "Well I came to chat with my old friend Filibuster. But that's the question I should be asking you!"
The puppies look down in struggle to answer that question but Rolly blurts out, "Uh, could we answer that tomorrow. Luckys just starting to figure out our cover story."
The Colonel states out to the pups, "Ah, don't bother. I saw Lieutenant Pug being dragged away."
The gang smile in guilt while Lucky gulps and says, "You did?"
The Colonel continues on, "And I'm sure you'll be overjoyed to hear I've arranged his release."
As Spotty hears he lifts an eyebrow. "He's already planning your punishment, parade drill, push-ups, hydrant cleaning."
Spotty rolls his eye brows and shakes his head. "Is he serious?" He says to himself, "Those doggone push-ups, Peh!"
Cadpig groans and says as she puts a paw on top of her head while smiling, "Good-bye happy face!". Then she rubs her paw down her face and then puts on a frowny face. "Hello sad face!" She says.
The Colonel continues on, "And of course I'm recommending to your parents that you'll be grounded for three weeks. Any questions?"
The gang all answer in discouragement, "No sir!" Spotty then all wide-eyed thinks to himself, "Oh no Colonel, no you won't."
The Colonel then says, "Alright, now I know that you have missed lunch so uh, meet me in the pet shop food bar in five minutes."
The gang now get all relieved after hearing that sentence as Rolly says, "Wow its great! Thanks Colonel! But, how do we find it?"
The Colonel answers, "Heh! No problem, cadet! Just read the map!"
The gang then gets all flustered after hearing that as Spotty says to himself, "Oh for crying out loud, again with the map reading! Alright, time to inform the Captain!"
Spotty then runs his way inside through the entrance of the Mall from the South Parking Lot and then calls back out to Captain McPurr, "Captain...Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig, and their chicken friend have just faced the Colonel. Apparently, Colonel arranged Pug's release after being dragged away from those Mall security dogs. And worse, Pug is supposedly punishing them with parade drills, his usual good for nothing push-ups, and hydrant cleaning. And finally, he's recommending to my parents to ground them for three weeks."
"Oh wow! So much for being released from security!" McPurr answers back, "However, I think its about time we switched gears for this case and start getting things arranged to alert The Colonel, Sergeant Tibbs, Pongo and Perdy, and your family, including Lucky, Cadpig, Rolly and the chicken.
"You still have the warrants for Pug's arrest, right?" McPurr asks. "Yes sir!" Spotty answers.
"Alright, here's what I need you to do," Captain McPurr directs to Spotty, "I need you to quickly encounter the Colonel about all this and then get the word out to Pongo and Perdy and the rest of your family. Have the Colonel post out those warrants all around the city in the event as well. With all the information you've gathered to me about what all happened in the Mall, I will document it all to your parents after you capture Pug. Furthermore, I will provide compasses for Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig, and the chicken upon learning about directions and have Cadet Patrick and Vargas write a little note upon eagerness for them that they know they can do better without a Brigade class to learn about map reading and what not. I will have them provide that in a package in your room. All clear, Sergeant?"
"Sir yes, sir, Captain!" Spotty salute obeys to McPurr.
Tune in next chapter as Spotty warns the Colonel the truth about Lieutenant Pug and that the whole Bark Brigade is a sham to the Dearly Farm landmark and has him post out those warrants for Pug's arrest all around the city!