We're Cuddlebug.
Here together.
And we're never going down to a jerk like you,
'Cause we're here forever.
And both of us are thinking 'be better-'
*break*
Missy looked up from the sheet of paper. "Ashley? Is his another case of you changing the lyrics from song some in your world to be about you?"
Ashley did not answer.
"Look, if you want a theme song, maybe write something original."
"...Not creative enough."
"Bullshit," Missy answered. "You told me about those fanfics you wrote and other than the killing off of that Silk lady in half of them they sound decent enough."
"That's differant," Ashley said shrinking down. "Fanfics don't have to rhyme."
"Okay," Missy said as she put the sheet down, "let's start with why you want a theme song?"
"Well, the best heroes from back home have them songs... Spider-Man and Captain America had original themes and Iron-Man licensed that Black Sabbath song, and..."
"Okay," Missy interrupted with a raised finger. "Now, are the heroes in your world great becuase they have theme songs, or do they have theme songs becuase they're great?"
"...Songs because they're great..." Ashley admitted.
"I get it, you want to be like your heroes," Missy said as she walked over to Ashley, "but trying to force it just makes you look like a dork."
"Okay." Ashley then hugged Missy.
"Now," Missy said, "that aside, you should totally sing that," she gestured to the sheet of paper containing Ashley's parody lyrics, "out loud th next time you're sparring with Shadow Stalker."
"Why?"
"Becuase claiming that you're stronger than her will piss her off and I'd find that hilarious."