"Come on, fuckers!" Vista shouted while brandishing a crowbar over an unconscious Kaiser, that Jack Slash guy, his Nine, Chitter and the Kraven Clone, what I'm pretty sure was a clone of Norman Osborn, and someone named March while an escaped-from-prison-again Lung and Bakada were running like hell. "I beat Space-Cancer, why the Hell would you think I couldn't beat you!"
And then the street underneath the running villains opened up into a giant bowl and then fell in. Five minutes later a badly bruised pair of Bad Boyz were rolled onto the villain pile off of a tendril of asphalt.
When I was sure the danger was over, I walked up and gave my friend a great big hug. "Vista, that was amazing."
"Uhuh. That's me, the Amazing Vista."
I giggled. "Amazing's taken."
"Don't care."
"But seriously," I said "with that many bad guys I thought you were a goner."
"I told you," she laughed, "I'm the last Ward that's gonna die."
*End*
For those who are up to date with Ward... And kept scrolling down... and read Wildbow's comments on Discord about today's chapter... You know exactly why I wrote this.