Baby Liza Marie's Bestie

DISCLAIMER: I Don't Own Glee

Chapter 1: Dance Partner

One-year-old Liza Marie was in her walker drinking from her bottle as her dads were having a party. When Noah Puckerman picks her up as My Little Girl by Tim McGraw plays. As Noah danced with her, Blaine asked Quinn, "Should I be jealous that Puck is dancing to that song with my daughter?" And as the song ends, Noah breaks down and Liza Marie glares at Blaine before putting her forehead against Noah's and petting his face.

Then Quinn says loudly to Blaine, "Blaine, what is wrong with you? Beth has only been gone for two weeks and Puck never got to say goodbye! Hell, the last time he saw her was when she was six months old! Blaine, since Puck came home Liza Marie is the only one he talks to or wants to be around! Puck lost his daughter and yours wants to make him feel better! How would you feel if Liza Marie died and you never got to say goodbye to her?! Blaine, Beth was my only good egg and I will never get to have another baby! Puck lost the only child he had and I can't replace her with another!" Before long Quinn storms out and Liza Marie says, "Papa!"

Then Liza Marie looks at Burt, then down at herself before looking at Blaine's father. Burt Hummel is about to speak when Santana says, "I think what your daughter is trying to tell you is leave Puck alone Blaine! He lost his dad and his daughter! How would you feel if you lost your dad or mom?! Mr. H. lost Kurt's mom and was alone for six years! Quinn was right, Liza Marie is just trying to help Puck!" Then Noah takes her to her room and slams the door shut.

An hour later, Noah comes out holding Liza Marie's Hulk doll in his hands. He stares at the doll for a good ten minutes before looking at Blaine and saying, "Man, everybody here has told me Liza Marie thinks I'm The Hulk and that she says Nono every time she sees him or me! Blaine, I am so fucking mad right now, that I want to throw all this furniture around! I lost my daughter, Blaine! My little girl! But I didn't just lose her once, Blaine! I fucking lost her twice!"

As Noah is yelling at Blaine, Quinn comes back in and looks at Burt before he puts his hand on Noah's shoulder and says to Blaine, "Puck will never get to do all the things that you will with Liza Marie, son. Puck is in pain here and you have been no help!"

Then Carole slaps Blaine before saying, "You have no clue what it's like to lose a child, Blaine! I still miss Finn every day and I can't believe you are acting like this! You saw what Rachel and I went through when Finn died! Puck and Quinn have to keep on being parents even though Beth is gone, Blaine! Think about how Shelby feels here or Rachel!"

Suddenly Noah picks up a recliner, and throws it at the wall before everybody hears Liza Marie say, "Nono!" Then Noah goes back to her room and the others hear Noah roaring before he comes back with her. Then Noah walks up to Blaine and Liza Marie slaps him before looking at her Hulk doll on the floor.

Then Noah picks up the doll and says, "Blaine, Don't piss me off again. You know I could have done worse." Then Liza Marie wraps her arms around Noah and glares at Blaine before Quinn follows them to Liza Marie's room.

Half an hour later, Quinn came out alone and Blaine says, "I'm sorry, Quinn, I wasn't thinking." Quinn slaps Blaine so hard she leaves a handprint and walks over to Carole before breaking down in her arms. Then Quinn ends up going back to Liza Marie's room before everybody hears Noah and Quinn weeping. Soon Noah and Quinn came out of the room, leaving without saying a word to anyone.

Both Noah and Quinn would come by to see Liza Marie. Then, after a month, only Noah was coming to see Liza Marie, and Quinn filed for a divorce from Noah. Burt, Rachel, and Carole all tried to talk to Quinn, but no one could get through to her.

When Liza Marie was almost three, Noah came in while on his cell with Quinn yelling, "We could have adopted kids Quinn and this is crazy! We still love each other, Quinn! Please just come back, please, I miss you!"

Then Quinn yells, "Puck, I can't do this anymore! I do still love you, but I can't take it anymore! I gave away the only child I had and now she is fucking dead!" Soon she is ending the call and Noah just goes to Liza Marie's room without talking to Kurt or Blaine.

After an hour, Noah comes out holding Liza Marie and says to Blaine, "Dave told me you chose me to be Liza Marie's godfather. You know I'll be worse than Mr. H. was before his heart attack. Right?"

Blaine and Kurt look at each other before Blaine says, "Look, Puck, you're Liza Marie's best friend and to be honest she chose you and Quinn to be her godparents. Ha, you know how she thinks you're The Hulk?"

Noah looks at Liza Marie as he says questionably, "Yeah?"

Then Kurt says, laughing, "Guess who she thinks is Black Widow?"

Noah busts out laughing and he says, "Man, Quinn owes your dad fifty bucks now."

Then Liza Marie kisses Noah's cheek and asks Blaine, "Papa, Remember when Auntie Tana let you share her wedding? Why don't you do the same thing for Auntie Queenie when we go to Vegas next week for your second wedding?"

Before Blaine can respond Kurt asks, "What second wedding, Blaine? What is she talking about?"

Which makes Noah laugh, and he says to Liza Marie, "I think that was suppose to be a secret, Squirt? And I think that is a great idea." Then he turns to Kurt and says, "Man, I know before Liza Marie was born we were never really close friends, but you guys have helped me out a lot since Beth died. I feel like we are the three amigos."

Then Kurt busts out laughing as Blaine and Noah look at him funny. Before he grabs a DVD of Three Men And A Little Lady and says, "Come on, Puck, think about it. We can't leave out Liza Marie and even though you are like the Ted Danson character. We are about to help you remarry Quinn."

Chapter 2 will be up soon. Ha, I might do a Glee version of Three Men And A Baby after this.