SUPERMAN AND LOIS SEXTAPE
DISCLAIMER: Superman is owned by DC and Warner Bros; this is just a non-profit piece of work written for fun.
Author's Note: - This is inspired by Lois and Clark Episode "Sex, Lies and Video Tape." Also, this a bit of AU while the world is basically DCAU, Clark and Lois' relationship is from the show "Superman and Lois". Basically, Clark meets Lois first in the office, they grow close working together. Then Lois interviews Superman accidently revealing her feelings for Clark, meets the parents, powers and secrets revealed, marriage, pregnancy and a single kid Jon is born. Now Superman is a member of Justice League, Jon is 7 years old and started developing superheating. Also, this happened before Starcrossed so no leaguers know others identities, except Batman.
It was a Wednesday morning, nice and quiet with no supervillains or accidents, still why did he feel such a shiver as he entered his beloved city. He is the visitor from outer space, who is known by many names. You may know him as Superman. He softly land on the roof of the Daily Planet and gently lowered his companion.
"Will that be all Mrs. Kent?" he asked his beautiful companion.
She smiled at him and answered, "Yes that will be all, now if you will excuse me Superman, I need to talk to my husband."
"Are you tired of me already Mrs. Kent." He gave her a look of mock hurt, "I thought we had something special."
She smirked playing along and said, "Well you were a nice change I will give you that and the trip to outer space was a good bonus too, but I prefer my dorky husband."
He laughed a little, "Only you would prefer a dork over a superhero." Then changed into his work clothes, while hiding his costume underneath.
"Let's go Smallville, we have to find what deal the Intergang made with Black Mask." Lois ordered already in her work mode, while he followed behind her his gears already shifted into Clark Kent.
He was really grateful to Perry for not only his little vacation, but also babysitting Jon. Sure his mom could have looked after Jon but she always spoils him not to mention the school he would have missed. Both he and Lois had been overworked last few weeks. Him due to league business, all the villain groups who tried to mimic the league and playing babysitters to two countries, so that they wouldn't destroy each other. While Lois had to pick up his slack and dig even deeper for stories. It looked like all the criminals in Metropolis had gone under hiding.
As soon as he entered the office, his earlier unease returned. He looked ahead and saw all the office has stopped working and were looking at him and Lois with looks from envy, loathing to even disgust and pity.
"Did something happened while we were gone?" Lois asked. Sure, she was used to getting gawked quite a lot, even in her office, if she did some big story, like Lexcorp expose or Superman interview, but the number of varying reactions they were getting was new even for her.
It was then their no. 1 pal Jimmy Olsen came to their rescue. "Clark, Lois can you come with me, to the conference room?" he asked urgently.
"I take it you didn't read Sunday's newspaper?" he asked them once in the privacy of conference room. It was clear from their reactions, but he still wanted to confirm it.
"Why, what happened on Sunday? How is it related to us?" Lois asked.
Jimmy didn't say anything, just put some newspapers and magazines on the desk. It read 'Super Seducer', 'The last Milf hunter', 'Truth, Justice Nope? American way? Yes.'. However, it wasn't the titles that captured their attention, it was photos below them. Each newspaper and Magazine contained photos of Superman and Lois, in intimate positions with mostly naked Lois and a pant less Superman. With crotch and boobs carefully hidden with letters.
Clark was the one to break silence, while Lois was still gaping, being unable to comprehend why would someone capture such intimate photos of her. He stuttered, "This are… fakes… right?" Sure, Lois and Superman had been accused of having an affair. Especially after his very first interview with her when he could stop smiling at her. But after her marriage to him, and the birth of their son they were mostly squashed down. Add to the fact that he had written more Superman exclusives than her, most people thought they were just good friends with Superman.
Jimmy sighed, knowing this was going to shook them even worse. "Remember the Hotel, which you bailed on in the middle of Holiday, after you cancel your booking. Turns out it was behind on Mortgages. So, they turned to a new side business. Porn. They usually took intimate videos of people using hidden cameras in rooms and sell it in Europe."
"They did what?" Lois shrieked loudly. Clark moved to calm her down rubbing her back. "Calm down Honey."
"How can I calm down; they took videos of us in our private moments. People saw me having sex, who knows how many jerks are jacking off to me." Lois screeched. "I am going to murder them all."
"Lois calm down." Clark said while, hugging her tighter. He had never seen her like this, so out of control and angry. "Jimmy there must be something, we can do right. Maybe we can prove them fake. Also did it contain my secret identity"
Jimmy sighed once again. If this was their reaction now, who knows what will it be after, he revealed them the next bit of information. He should have done more. "Well Clark, an employee of the hotel saw this video and decided against selling it for porn. Anyway, he sold the whole video to Metropolis Star who then have it checked by forensics of three different cities to conforms its authenticity. So, proving it fake will be very difficult. While, it didn't reveal your secret identity, it did much worse damage. It revealed that Jon is the son of superman."
"What?" It was Clark turn to go psycho now. He had made many enemies as Superman. And now the government too might kidnap his son. His mind was running hundred miles an hour. All the possibilities running through his head from the stories his parents told him, to stop him from using his powers to, stuff he learned working as Superman. "How?" he asked.
Lois was the one who answered him, "Remember I asked why you were so excited, you said you didn't have to worry about Jon hearing us from a mile away."
Clark became angry with himself. Was he the person who painted the target on his son?
"Sorry, guys I tried to do damage control but it wasn't possible. Star already had all the evidence, I was only able to expose the porn side of the hotel, and get them to shut down for now." Jimmy explained.
"Lane, Kent my office now." They heard the yell of the chief.
Perry glared at them as they entered the office. "Where were you?" They have not seen him so mad. While most of his glares were directed at her, while his glares directed at Clark seem to change into pity. Great even Chief seems to think of her as an adulterer and a slut.
"I have the board hounding me for a statement, then you went missing. Don't give me excuse about being out of country. This news made international. You would have heard it even if you were in middle of nowhere"
Lois opened her mouth, but no words came.
"We were camping in a forest," Clark answered. He was great at making plausible excuses. "No, outside communication or anything. Then we got back home late at night and found about this mess today morning."
"Alright, you cannot get newspaper in the middle of the jungle, so I forgive you. But did you do it," Perry directed his glare at Lois. He trusted Lois but there was evidence against her. Not to mention he thought poor Clark will let Lois walk over him. He was too good/ innocent to divorce her. Still, he wanted to hear this from her mouth before he reached any conclusion.
Lois glared back at him, "Perry, I thought you trusted us. Besides what happened between me and Superman is our business alone. No one has any right to know about this." She stormed off after this.
Clark looked apologetic and said, "What she means is we will give an official statement, after sometime. We don't know the full scope of situation."
"What about you son? How are you holding up?" Perry asked him. He didn't know how this poor lad was handling this situation. Finding out your spouse cheated on you might be one thing, find out she had been cheating on you for years and your kid might not be your is whole other thing.
"I am fine, mostly. This situation has gotten really complicated. The thing which I hate most is that it might have painted a target on Jon's head. With all the enemies Superman have some would gladly attack his child. Do you mind if we extend the holiday a bit? Till things cool off a little. I will pick up Jon from your house"
"Yes", Perry replied. He also noticed that Clark said, 'Superman's child', not 'Superman's supposed child.' He thought 'Poor Clark'.
Superman landed on the watch tower. He needed some advice, and only Batman could provide it. Luckily Batman was one of the two leaguers who knew his secret identity. Other being Martian Manhunter. He saw the real him, quite easily through his minuscule telepathy. He was just making his way to Bruce, when he met Hawkgirl.
"Hi, how are you holding up? This… is quite a mess." She spoke.
He is grateful, even though they aren't really close, she's still checking up on him. The people of Metropolis are angry with him, most of them feels like he did Clark Kent real dirty. Even Wonder Woman called a 'Pig'. Aren't they the trinity? She should have trusted him a bit more.
"I am fine, and yes this is a real mess. That's why I am here. I hope Batman has some good advice"
"Why did you want advice from Batman?" Hawkgirl looked shocked. "I mean unless he is hiding some charming personality and a romanticist underneath that cowl, he would a terrible person for love advice."
What! Hawkgirl thought, he wanted romantic advice from Batman, that's absurd. He knows better than to take a romantic advice from a playboy who couldn't maintain relationship for more than few weeks.
"… the heart does not care about societal restrictions or duty; it loves as it sees fit." Hawkgirl finished.
He stared at her, did she give him an advice, regarding his suppose love affair. And how does she even know a good advice. It felt quite deep. Like she knew from experience. Did she have an affair with someone?
"Hawkgirl, I am here regarding the scandal, I wanted his experience regarding how to bury it? With minimum damage." He said. He would ponder about her affair later. Was she even having an affair or was he projecting on her?
She looked embarrassed as she walked away.
He found Batman in the monitor room, working on something. Without looking at him, he said, "No."
"What! But I didn't even ask anything." Superman exclaimed.
"I know what you will ask? I also know you won't like my solutions." Batman replied still working on his device.
"Try me," Superman replied.
"Superman liked Lois very much, but as she is married, he asked his shape shifter friend to imitate her appearance." Batman replied.
"Rejected, Superman is a symbol. How will people feel if Superman sleeps with shape shifter while using someone else body. Even if we said Lois agreed to it will destroy Superman's image. And how will we get a shape shifter?"
"Jonn", Batman answered, in a duh tone.
"Next", Superman answered while looking a bit green.
"We can say that the video was fake, Star bribed the labs to get a fake certificate. But while they could get into legal trouble the one most affected will be the ones who certified it as real."
"Rejected, as much as I hate what they did, they printed the Truth, or what they perceived to be truth. I don't want to use lies to counter them, that's not who I am." Superman said.
"You are such a boy scout, that's why you should be more cautious."
"Come on, Bru… Batman no one is as paranoid as you. How should I have known that the hotel will contain secret cameras?" Superman yelled a bit at the end.
Flash just entered the room while Clark finished speaking. He looked a bit like a deer caught in headlights, before he said, "Wait, you mean that video is real, not cool Superman, not cool." Before he left again.
"What did he come here for?" He asked batman.
Batman just shrugged, "He is like a child with ADHD he does that sometime. Anyway, Superman your problem is you went too far while playing your role. You presented yourself as a perfect god, so much that when tiniest bit of cracks appeared it shattered your image and made you a fraud."
"I know it B," Clark sighed at that.
"Maybe if you were here, you could have done some damage control. But with both you and Lois away, it felt like you were hiding. Anyway, the videos were quite explicit, you couldn't have said something like 'we were pretending' and its also showed you using your powers, like using heat vision to burn off her clothes and midair sex, so even Clark Kent couldn't say he was dressed up as Superman." Batman finished.
"Why did you watch them?" Superman asked while blushing as red as a tomato. "Can you delete the videos on Internet? We played lots of our secret kink in that room."
"Yes," Batman replied.
Clark entered his apartment already feeling exhausted. After meeting Batman, he had gone on one of his worst patrols. Press kept asking him about his love affair. Women kept hitting on him, a man yelled at him for touching his wife inappropriately. Like seriously how was he suppose to lift her up without touching her thigh and back. Even a politician tried to bribe him. He wanted Superman to support him after this whole scandal blows away. Good thing Luthor is still in prison, he could just imagine how obnoxious he would be.
"Was it that bad, Hon" Lois asked. She was wearing a nightgown. She looked better than this morning. He just gives her look that means 'you have no idea'.
"I am sorry about this morning; I shouldn't have lost my temper like that. Especially at Perry. Its just that those were some really intimate moments, I didn't want to share it with anyone."
"I understand and I am sure Perry will too," Clark replies as he starts removing his costume. "Besides, I had Batman removed it from internet. Also, if anyone tries to upload it again, it will deliver a virus in their system removing the videos from there source. I also sneaked into Metropolis Star to destroy the original." Clark said. "How's Jon?"
"He is sleeping. He was exhausted from playing all day. Perry didn't send him to school since, Monday. So, he hasn't heard anything about it." Lois replied. She sat next to him to cuddle but then smelled him and said, "You Mister could definitely use a shower. I will warm up the food."
"Would you like to join me?" he asked playfully.
"No Smallville, you aren't touching me like that, anywhere except the Fortress,"
"Fine, … just don't burn the Kitchen" He yelled from the Bathroom.
"It happened just 3 times," She yelled back.
Next Morning
Clark was having Breakfast with his family.
"Another one," Jon yelled. As he was munching on his pancake. After receiving a look from his dad, he added, "Please."
"You look quite upbeat today, Jon. Is today something special?" Clark asked him.
"No, it's just I am finally returning to school today. Sure, bunking school was fun, but if I didn't have anything planned then its just boring. Especially if I am alone." Jon answered.
"But…" This was how far he got.
"Sorry Darling, I was going to tell you, but I forgot," Lois cut him off. "He was getting bored staying at home and I already talked to his teacher. I will drop him off at school and they will block any visitors who is not authorized by us."
"Alright, they are kids what's the worst thing they can do?" Oh, they didn't know how it was going to bite them in the ass.
"So, what's the plan for today? Are we staying at home and preparing a statement? Or just ignore everything, and act normal." Clark asked as he ate a burnt omelet. Damn, he should have made the breakfast.
"Act normal," Lois replied, without any hesitance. "I am not going to hide in the house as if I did something wrong. If anyone tries to interview me, I will show them how good journalist I am." She responded with fire for which he had fallen so long ago.
"You know this isn't going to be easy. Everyone would be gawking at you, not to mention some idiots might try to harm you."
"Relax, I will keep my poker face. Besides I can take care of myself. And I think rumors will die automatically after Superman's first big fight. All I need is for my hubby to stand by my side. Fu… Frick." Her smiled immediately turn into frown as she noticed her burned bacon.
"I am full," Clark immediately responded, while grinning. He then pointed towards swear jar.
So, that's it for today I will post part 2, which will be final part in about a week. Please review and give suggestions where I can I improve.