You've always had hidden feelings for the certain mysterious skeleton monster who likes to joke around and slack off most of the times. You didn't know how it happened, you just found yourself nervously sweating and heart thumping when he accidentally brushed his phalanges against your hand. Since then, the feeling grew more intense whenever his presence is around you. You've considered confessing your affection for him, but you're scared how he's going to react especially you've never heard of a human having an interspecies relationship with a monster before.
You've only heard of the legend where a war broke out between monsters and humans, but you've never expected to find yourself falling Underground and discovering that it was real. And to make it more bizarre than it already was, they're actually nice and you even managed to make a lot of friends in this place. Hell, they're even kinder than most of the people you've met in your life at the surface. You wanted to stay here and forget everything else, it sounds just like a fantasy cheesy story where you leave everything behind you and just start a new life. But you knew how badly these monsters wanted to make it on the surface, and that's the thing that's holding you back from fulfilling those personal centric dream of yours. They're putting one of their last hopes on you ever since the last human who fell here before you named Frisk had decided to leave the Underground without granting freedom for the monsters trapped in here. They're just a kid after all, and surely enough for someone their age it isn't easy carrying the responsibility of saving a whole specie while also managing to save their own life too. However in your case, you're an adult in your early twenty's who seems knowledgeable enough how to balance things out. If there's a way in finding out how to break the barrier for the monsters and for you as well, you're willing to learn about it.
But that's the least of your problems for now. You have something else you needed to take care of.
And it doesn't help being half naked right now with only a towel draped around your trembling body, hidden inside San's closet while trying to figure out how to get out of here without him noticing you.
You're just about to enter the creepy lab at the Hotlands when you abruptly decided to backtrack at the Waterfall, promptly craving to buy some Nice Cream and take a break. The sudden change of temperature and environment wasn't very welcoming for someone like you who had just spent most of your days at Snowdin, hanging out and getting to know monsters since most of the citizens live in there. In addition to that, you just finished running away from the fish woman in armor named Undyne who's been attempting to kill you for at least a dozen times now. After you get yourself a rest and some snack, you swore to yourself that you're getting back in business.
Oh shoot, you almost forgot that Papyrus was inviting you to hang out with Undyne. Guess you'll have to take the day off instead of break then... Well, actually you've been hesitating because you're still scared of Undyne. You knew that just because you poured a glass of water in her when she lost consciousness at Hotlands, that doesn't mean that you already gained her trust. Yet the fact that someone as warmhearted as Papyrus is giving both of you the chance to get to know each other, is what gives you the courage to go on with it. After all, you've managed to get this far already.
You approached the hooded figure as you desperately tug on the collar of your shirt, pulling it out and inwards in an attempt to use it as a fan in cooling the accumulating heat underneath the fabric of your clothes.
"Waterfall." You told them, balancing yourself out with slightly exhausted legs as you hopped on their boat. You know that it wouldn't take twenty minutes to reach the Waterfall from here, but you decided to let yourself sit down anyway. Later on, the boat started to drift off onto the lake.
"Tra la la. The water is very dry today." You hear the River Person say, in which you just remained silent in response. You're not much in the mood currently to make small talks, even if this figure, monster, whatever is picking on your curiosity ever since.
Looking down at the water passageway, you had the sudden urge to jump and bathe underneath this lake. But even if you badly wanted to, this is not the right time to make such impulsive actions. Other than that, you're not really carrying some extra clothes with you. Even if you wanted to cool off your glands, you don't really want to end up catching cold while walking in drenched clothes. You shook your head in attempt to shake the thoughts away, and just decided to dip your fingertips in the running water. Peace of mind seems to hate you right now, as your mind subconsciously wandered off to Sans. In fact, your head was never silent ever since you've come to the realization that you just caught feelings for a skeleton monster. You kept asking and questioning yourself, how and why? Is it because he makes you laugh? Is it because of the secrecy in his whole being underneath those puns? Is it because, well, he's matured and an adult just like you but physically adorable at the same time? You could feel your cheeks heating up just thinking about it, and you could already tell that your face is red like a tomato ketchup right now.
After a few minutes of reminiscing your encounters and conversations with Sans, you didn't even notice that you've already reached the Waterfall until the River Person kneels down in front of you without saying a word. They tilted their head to the side, as if they're checking on you if you're still alive and well. You jerked your head up, blush creeping up your face while stuttering gibberish words like you were caught red-handed in doing something inappropriate.
"O-Oh gosh! Didn't realize that we're already here... Hah! Thanks River Person!" You stammered once again as you quickly stood up in your feet and clumsily hopped off the boat. Funnily enough, your impulse earlier to plunge underneath the water had been granted.
Before you could take another step in the Waterfall soil, your other foot had slipped at the edge of the boat, causing you to accidentally trip and sink full body on the lake. The mishap had caught you off guard, making you flap your arms around until you swam up to the water surface. As soon as you got hold of the land, you immediately brought your arms up and quickly lifted yourself up on the lakeside until you were sitting above it, coughing up excess water that gathered in your airways. Cursing yourself repeatedly inside your head, you hastily stood back up and took off without looking back at the River Person. But you swear you caught a glimpse of their shoulder bouncing up and down before leaving their sight.
As you take a walk back onto the Waterfall, you took out your cellphone and dialed Papyrus's number. The accident just ruined whatever plan you had in your mind for today, now you just desire for nothing but a hot bath and a good, long sleep. And there's nowhere more comfortable than the skeleton brother's house, even more cozy than The Snowed Inn hotel. It just hits different when you're closely surrounded by monsters you trusts the most, your bestfriends at this point. Besides, it's free and you needed some extra clothes to wear while you dry off the ones you're currently wearing. You couldn't help but wonder if Sans is there, despite the fact that you should worry about yourself more for now.
"HELLO HUMAN! READY TO HANG OUT WITH UNDYNE?" Papyrus bellowed from the other line, it was ear deafening at first but you soon got used to it.
"Hello Papyrus... I, uh, kind of had an accident." You replied in a low voice, wrapping your free arm around you tightly as you gently rubbed your sides.
"WHAT? DID THE PUZZLES OVERWHELMED YOU UNTIL YOU FOUND YOURSELF GIVING UP AND JUST DECIDED TO SNORKEL ON THE LAKE OF WATERFALL?"
You slammed your palm over your face. You never knew you'd hear something so silly and smart at the same time.
"Well, yes but no..." You replied back, chuckling to yourself.
"YOU CONFUSE ME HUMAN!" Papyrus answered back, the tone of his voice becoming lower this time.
"I kind of, uh, tripped myself and fell on the lake... But not to snorkel, okay? So um, I'm soaked right now and I'm wondering if is it okay to fix myself up in your house first?"
"BUT UNDYNE IS WAITING."
There goes your hope for a good, long slumber.
"Well, shi— crap. Maybe you can vouch for me, just for a little while? I mean, if I have to gain her trust and make friends with her, I must be at least presentable right?" You tried convincing Papyrus. There was a short pause, until he spoke again.
"HMM... I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. IN THAT CASE, FEEL FREE TO GO BACK IN MY HOUSE. IT'S NOT LOCKED. BECAUSE I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, HAVE EXPECTED FOR THE POOR HUMAN TO COME BACK AND ASK FOR MY HELP." He said proudly, you can even imagine him making a stance while he say those words.
"Thank you. By the way, can I also borrow some clothes? I... Don't have any extra with me..." You shyly said. You've never borrowed clothes from neither of the skeleton brothers before despite desiring for yourself to cuddle underneath Sans's hoodie, and you're beginning to wonder if it is too much to ask.
"OF COURSE HUMAN! HOWEVER, YOU MUST BEWARE FOR MY CLOTHES ARE TOO COOL FOR ANYONE TO WEAR."
You couldn't help but laugh at how he always managed to pride himself in an unarrogant way.
"Thanks a lot Paps! I'll make it up to you next time."
"WE'LL JUST HAVE THE FIFTH COOKING SESSION FOR TODAY FIRST WHILE WE WAIT FOR YOU. NOW OFF YOU GO HUMAN!"
But you're not ready to hang up yet. You have one last burning question you wanted to ask.
"I-Is S-Sans there?" You could feel yourself choking on breath as you muttered his name. A sinful part of you wants him to be there and witness your body wrapped tightly underneath your thinning wet clothes. You wanted to see how he'd react, if it's any different for him in witnessing a promiscuous view of a human rather than a monster of his own kind.
"HE'S SUPPOSEDLY GUARDING HIS SENTRY AT HOTLANDS RIGHT NOW... BUT HE'S PROBABLY SLACKING OFF AS ALWAYS, OR TAKING HIS 'PERSONALLY ASSIGNED' TWO HOUR BREAK RIGHT NOW." Papyrus replied, his enthusiastic voice switching into a doubtful tone with his last sentence.
You let out a sigh of relief. It's time to take a shower and wash off those impure thoughts before they consume you, because Sans seeing you soaked isn't happening.
"WAIT... WHY DO YOU ASK?"
Your heart jumped at your chest. You never thought that Papyrus would ask. What are you supposed to say? To tell him that you're in love with his brother for a long time now? But that could be easily avoided. You just have to make an excuse, anything that wouldn't raise any further questions.
"Let's just say he is there if he is there I don't want to disturb him especially when he's sleeping I mean I am a guest I don't have the right to just barge in there right if Sans is there then I have to explain myself and tell the whole story then I must prepare myself some words and convincing that I am in fact not there to be a burglar or anything I have to explain that I am there because I had an accident we don't want Sans having the wrong idea now don't we I must carefully detailed tell the whole story and it would be too much if I tell many many nonsensical things so I have to rephrase my words so he doesn't get the wrong idea—"
"HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING SO FAST? SANS NEVER HAD AN ISSUE WITH YOU BEFORE WHENEVER YOU VISIT OUR HOUSE." Papyrus cut you off before you could even formulate any sentence that makes sense. Now that you basically made it obvious how nervous you are when talking about Sans, the only way out of this situation is take off.
"Paps you know what? Thanks a lot for your help. You should really get into that cooking session right now before Undyne gets angry. I swear I'll make it quick! Bye and see you!"
"BUT YOU DIDN'T ANS—"
You hang up the phone before you could let him finish. You switched it off before Papyrus attempts to call you again. It was your first time doing this to him and you felt a little guilty, but then again you couldn't let him get a hint of your feelings for his brother. You just wish that his activity with Undyne is enough to temporarily take his mind off from your suspicious way of talking earlier.
You immediately sprinted on your foot with your remaining strength to make it back to Snowdin. After what happened today, you couldn't bring yourself to go back and take the River Person's boat again. You might as well walk in your feet, the area you're in right now is not that far from the Snowdin anyways.
It was your fifth time knocking at the skeleton brothers' house right now, and again no one's answering. You could feel yourself already freezing and the side glances of some citizens directed in your way, making you feel ridiculous because Papyrus made it clear that Sans is guarding his station today. Even if he is there, you just have to carry on with your usual self right? Just think about it like a walk in a park, mind free and floating somewhere else. Or in this case, maybe just think about how long could Papyrus entertain Undyne before she loses it and haunt for you again.
"Screw it." You cursed in yourself as you held on the doorknob and swung the door open. You were met with the smell of pasta and old cushion, this is what you would consider home. You cleared your throat as you stepped inside and closed the door behind you. At least inside here, no one else would hear you make a fool out of yourself for calling out on someone who isn't here.
"S-S-Sans?" Well, that didn't came out so well.
You waited another minute before calling out once again, only to receive no response. You breathed out a sigh of relief and immediately headed for the bathroom.
You quickly stepped inside the tiled room and locked the door behind you. You looked around, and you could see yourself getting easily comfortable in here. This is way more organized and cleaner than the one you had in your apartment. You're just thankful that Papyrus is kind of a clean freak unlike Sans, or else this area would be probably filled with used socks. Looking to your side, you saw three towels hanging by the rock. The first one is blue, the second one is white while the last towel has a car printed on it, which you assumed belongs to Papyrus. The tall younger skeleton wasn't kidding when he told you that he had expected for you to ask for his help. You smiled to yourself as you grabbed the white towel, thinking that the blue one probably belongs to Sans... Which made you stopped in your movements.
While clutching on your white towel, you stared at the blue one. Your heart began to race again, as those previously impure thoughts that occurred to you had slowly crept its way back in your mind again. This right here is the very same material that Sans uses to dry himself off, the fabric that he wraps around his bare bones. You never thought that you'd envy a towel, a freaking towel. You slowly took a step forwards, mindlessly putting the yours down on the sink. You grabbed a hold of the towel, letting your fingertips sink on cotton. This is the closest you could get in feeling Sans naked against your skin. You woozily let your face bury on it, taking a long and deep sniff of the poor, helpless inanimate object. With your eyes closed, you imagined Sans underneath you, above you, in all positions you don't mind as long as it's him.
You began to roam your hands on your upper body, around your stomach and up to your breast. You suddenly felt hot down on your region, you even forgot that you're still wearing the same drenched clothes that you were planning to fix and change for later. It's just a towel, yet you feel so addicted to it. There must be some kind of magic instilled in this product that makes your brain go hazy. Your free hand soon made its way down to your lower body. What if you use this towel to clean yourself up instead of the white one? It's not like they're going to notice anyway, unless they have strong sensory smell like animals. Based on the time you spent with the monsters, they're just like humans but with magic. Surely enough, they have similarities with animals as well but not really having all of it. Your free hand was just about to slide inside your jogger pants until you half-lidded open your eyes and caught glimpse of Papyrus's towel. And suddenly you felt guilty.
You immediately pulled yourself away from the blue fabric and mentally slapped yourself for letting your lewd yearnings momentarily take over your head. The skeleton brothers were so nice to you, even letting you inside their house while they're not here and this is how you pay them back? You suddenly felt dirty, like the worst scum in earth. Just imagining the reaction that Papyrus would have if he sees you lusting after his brother like a maniac would be the death of you. Before you could stoop down any further than you already have, you took off your clothes and hitched it all up on the curtain rod, took the white towel and stepped inside the shower while avoiding to stare at Sans's personal property that you shouldn't have touched in the first place. Even if you were originally planning to take a warm shower, you turned the faucet to a cold temperature instead. It is what you needed anyway, after that little immoral thing that you did. You feel your sins crawling on your back.
You turned off the faucet and stepped out of the shower after you finished washing the soil dirt that stuck on your skin while making your way back here from the Waterfall. You wiped your hair and body dry with the white towel, thankful that the cold water helped in calming your nerves down. You were able to stare at Sans's towel once again, feeling relieved that the lecherous thoughts had finally dissipated... At least for now. Before it makes its way back in your brain again, you immediately walk past it and turned on the knob with the white towel, the right one that you're supposed to use, cloaked around your body. Until you realized you just did something stupid.
You forgot to bring in the extra clothes with you.
"Shit."
You let out an aggravated sigh. Now you have no choice but to walk around half naked outside of the bathroom. Looking back at your dangled clothes, it doesn't look like it's about to dry off soon. You were so nervous earlier that you even forgot to bring the most essential with you right now. Then you reminded yourself that you're all alone here, both of the skeleton brothers were busy with their own affairs. You just have to walk very fast, in case one of them abruptly settled back out of nowhere. Another problem persists though, their bathroom is located downstairs while their bedrooms are upstairs. That means you have to focus on your steps if you don't want to suffer another possibly worse accident.
You firmly dried off your feet on the rug, slowly turning the knob over as you slightly push the door open with your head poking out on the living room. You had to be certain first, in case you didn't hear someone come in while the shower was turned on. Looking back and forth, it seemed like everything's just the same. Before you head out on your half-naked journey, you braced yourself as you took small and carefool steps out of the bathroom. As soon as you closed the door behind you, you dashed on your barefoot while holding a firm grasp on the knot of the towel covering your body to prevent it from slipping down your legs. When you reached the staircase, you slowed down your movements since it doesn't have a railing to hold on to. You continually told yourself that it's alright because you're alone for now. With succession of reaching the second flat without causing injury in yourself, you bolted towards the hall.
The moment you stopped in front of the younger skeleton's bedroom, you clasped on the doorknob and rotated it with full speed...
Only to find it locked.
"N-No way!" You exclaimed as you repeatedly attempted to turn it over and over again under panic state. It's kind of funny how Papyrus would leave his house open, but his bedroom locked tight. You let out a nervous laugh, beads of sweat drop trickling down your temples. Is this some kind of a prank? No, Papyrus would never pull off a joke like this. He probably just forgot about it, or something. Then your eyes traversed towards Sans's.
It's not like you have any other choice for now. Besides, even if you wanted to call Papyrus and ask him questions, you wouldn't dare waste your effort in making it up here without stumbling over your heel by heading back to the bathroom. You're not even sure how much time you have left in staying alone inside their house. It's just due to desperation. Sans doesn't seem like the kind of monster who'd go nuts over mundane things anyway, you're pretty sure that he'll listen and understand. That's all, no malice intended. You gulped as you gradually walked down the hall towards Sans's bedroom. Then you remembered, he always had his door locked anyway. You'd be lying to yourself if you say that you never tried getting inside his bedroom once, twice, thrice. You snickered to yourself, why would he leave his bedroom open now? What difference does this day makes for him to suddenly decide on leaving it unattended? Nevertheless, you still approached it and grabbed the doorknob. You just had to try on your luck though, but you wouldn't be surprised if this one is inaccessible as always. It's not like you would lose anything—
You heard a click on the knob. Your eyes widened, feeling bewildered from the timing of events. It almost seemed like it was all planned all along. What if both or at least one of them, have noticed the way that you act around Sans? What if they acknowledged your feelings because you're their dear friend? No, that would be too far fetched. It's not like your accident back in the Waterfall was planned as well, no one expected that. You need to get off your cloud nine and focus on what's currently happening. You're in a really bad situation right now and whatever you had in your mind, you have to make it fast.
After a little session of internal argument with yourself, you finally managed to push the door open and let yourself inside Sans's bedroom. Your pupils lit up as you scanned around with anticipation. It's like how you'd expected it to be. Tornado trash, unkempt bed with a ball of mattress sitting above it and scattered socks in a corner. But the thing that surprised you the most is the treadmill in the middle of the room. You didn't take Sans for someone who has the patience and will to exercise, this is more like Papyrus's kind of thing. Typically, witnessing such sight from the surface is an immediate turn off for you because you're like a mild version of Papyrus when it comes to cleanliness, yet somehow Sans's bedroom hadn't brought up negative perspective from you. In fact, you'd willingly sleep in here without hesitation.
You took careful steps, still enthralled with the private chamber of the monster you've been having secret feelings for. It's like his presence is here, but not here at the same time. You didn't even bother noticing the water dripping down the floor from your hair since you're lacking in extra towel to cover it up. You couldn't help but imagine you and him, alone in this bedroom while the dear little brother is away. What could possibly happen? Will you let your lascivious fiends overtake your body? Or will Sans be tempted and finally decides to step up some actions by himself? But how would it even happen? Does he even have something to put inside you? You didn't even bother to think about that until now, regardless it doesn't matter. He still gets you heated up and causes butterflies in your stomach.
Your eyes landed on his closet, and it somehow brought you back to reality. Right, the reason you're here is because you needed to borrow some clothes and not imagine about the probabilities of having you and Sans alone together in his bedroom. In an attempt to ignore the tainted notions away, you dug your fingernails in your palm as you walked towards the wardrobe. Your other hand slipped off from the towel enveloping your bare skin as you grab a hold of the two closet handle simultaneously. You open it up to find some white shirts, basketball shorts and an extra blue hoodie just like the one that Sans always wears, all seemingly thrown untidily on the shelves. But this one seemed dusted and kind of torn from different parts, causing some of its pigment to fade into white. You began to wonder about the history of this certain jacket, what had he gotten himself into for this particular one to suffer in such condition? You can hear your chest drumming in your eardrums once again, blood thickening in your veins, your mouth going dry and your hand shivering in shrill excitement as you further examined the closet. There are some clean socks laying on the bottom as well. You suddenly felt a little ashamed of yourself when you realized that you spent longer studying his dresser than actually trying to find something that fits in you. Again, you had to make a mental snap of yourself and finish your business here.
You picked up a crinkled white shirt and held it up in front of you. This one fits your frame when it comes to width, except that it doesn't even reach your waist due to the height difference between you and Sans. He's just on your chest level, and you're not even that tall. He's just shorter than the average height, at least in terms of human conditions. Then you looked at the lower shelf and caught glimpse of the shorts, this might work. Before you could even put on a shirt and replace the towel loosely hanging on your body, you heard the knob turning behind you.
Your heart almost jumped out of your chest from the unexpected sound, sweat beading down your face as your eyes checked for a way out without being caught. There's a window beside the closet, but whoever is entering will probably see you anyway before you could even open it up to fully let yourself outside. Whether it's Sans or Papyrus, or whoever it was, it would be really awkward for someone to catch you in this situation. In a desperate attempt, your only savior right now is the closet in front of you. You didn't even consider the worst anymore as you hurriedly crouched down underneath the shelves and curled inside, pulling on the panels to close the wardrobe but allowing a tiny gap just enough for you to take a good peek outside. In case this person, monster rather, decides to finally leave, that's your good chance for window escape.
As the door swung open, it reveals the short skeleton that you've been fantasizing about just now. Your heart was caught in your throat with just the sight of him. For some reason, he's the most attractive being you've seen in your life. You're not exaggerating about that, and you're actually beginning to question your own sanity for finding a literal skeleton desirable in different ways. Sometimes you even ask yourself if it's possible for them to find the same appeal for humans. Maybe it's the way that he's so chill about anything, or the way that his permanent grin across his face brings out serotonin cells, or the way he cares about his brother... Just everything about him is perfect. You don't even care how messy he is. You're just so high in love with this monster that you would find yourself getting lost with his mere presence. Just like right now.
But you're not yet ready to deal with that thing, or else everything would come out loosely. You probably wouldn't be able to hold back yourself from grabbing his hoodie and planting a deep kiss against his teeth. That's why you needed to be prepared, mentally and physically. Not right now. He probably just forgot about something right? He's supposedly working at his station right now. It might not take a minute, you hope.
Sans stretched out his arms as he closed the door behind him, you could hear some bones crackling in his back. It's just so adorable to witness him like this, until you realize that you're basically a creep right now for watching him without his awareness. You crossed your fingers and wished that he'd just get something he forgot then go back on his job. You're beginning to feel warm inside the closet, and the excess water in your hair had been continuously dripping down on his clean socks below you. The towel knot you had formed became more loose with the uncomfortable position you're in right now.
You felt your heart caught up in your throat when Sans had plopped down on his bed, back laying flat on the mattress. You saw him closed his eyes without the grin leaving his skull. Well, that's something you didn't expect to happen. Just what in the hell is happening here? First, Papyrus's bedroom was locked, and now his lazy bones of a brother decided to come home and take a nap while you're stuck inside his closet, semi-naked with no way out. You bit hard on your lip, desperately praying to higher beings to cast you out of this room right now. If that doesn't happen, you have no other choice but to wait for Sans to finally get into deep sleep before you make your way out of his bedroom. Supposedly that happens, it's safer to use the bedroom door instead of the window.
You took in deep breaths, trying to calm yourself down as you patiently waited for another minutes to pass by. You caught him sleeping in many places before, and he really seemed like the type to immediately fall asleep in a second once he closes his eyes. You just wish that he isn't much aware of his surroundings while he's sleeping.
Another minute... Just another minute...
You closed your eyes and inhaled deep breath as you finally decided it's time to get out. He didn't move ever since he laid down on his bed, which indicates that he's probably somewhere in dreamland right now. Slowly but surely, you pushed the closet door open as you held tightly on the white shirt that you managed to grab and the loosely hanging towel wrapped in you. You don't have the time to adjust this anymore and with your position earlier, it's just hard to move any further. You meticulously crawled your way out of the wardrobe like a boogeyman and got up in your feet without taking your eyes off Sans. You cautiously pushed the panels closed and managed to do it without making any noise. You immediately spun on your heel and tiptoed on your way out, but something held you back.
Just like the idiot that you are (as Flowey likes to word it), you stopped on your tracks beside Sans bed. You couldn't hold back yourself from silently watching him sleep, even in this idle state of his, he's just so captivating to stare at. Your eyes travelled from his skull, to his collarbones, and to the semi exposed side of his pelvis due to his sprawled position. You swallowed a gulp as you realized how lewd it is to stare at that particular part, but your curiosity always gets the best of you. You began to wonder if it would cause any reaction from him to nip at that part, to tease him around that area. It also doesn't help that you have vivid imagination that such mental image of Sans quivering from your touch is getting you hot and bothered down there. Your mouth slowly parted at the thought, and you just found yourself letting go of the white shirt as you kneeled down beside his bed.
Such close contact, you began to notice small details around his vertebra. You never realized how much you wanted to take a taste of it, to use your tongue around it. And slowly as you tease him around that area, your mouth would travel down his sternum, and then to his ribs. You would put your legs on either side of his femur as you watch him moan in delight while you began to roll your hips against his pelvis. You bit hard on your lip at the thought, absent-mindedly mental fucking the sleeping skeleton before your eyes. You brought your face closer in his skull with eyes hazy from your obscene intoxication, the other important matters completely leaving your mind. Your plump lips were just about to make contact with his teeth... Until he opened up his left eye.
"h-huh?"