Chapter 2: The Vortex Door
Blitz continues to fall down the deep hole as he lets out a scream. He has no clue how long he's been falling or where this hole leads. Suddenly, Blitz ends up slowing down until he is floating down.
"That was close," Blitz says to himself.
Blitz continues to float down through the hole to find the scenery has changed. The wall is now decorated with purple, red, and black plaid walls. Then he sees small furniture floating upwards.
"What the fuck is this place?" Blitz asks himself confused.
He then turns his head to see a mirror and his reflection is upside down and is going up for some reason. He soon notices a small bottle and picks it up.
"What is this Orange Juice or is it empty?" Blitz asks himself and lets it go as the bottle floats up.
Suddenly he begins to fall fast and lets out a scream.
"If this keeps up, I might end up either in Hell or the other side of the planet!" Blitz panics.
Blitz continues to fall down the strange rabbit hole until he lands on a large pile of pillows of different shapes and sizes.
Blitz looks up and is surprised to see the hole, "Shit. This must have been some big tunnel. Now where the heck is Moxxie?" and begins to look around.
Blitz then crawls off the pillow and begins to walk around. He soon finds a hall and follows it. To his surprise, Blitz finds himself surrounded by a hall of different color doors. Above the ceiling are rows of pipes. He wonders what the pipes are for, but is more focused to know where the doors lead.
He walks to a green door and wonders, "Now where does this lead?"
Blitz turns the knob, but it won't turn, meaning that it's locked.
"Locked!" Blitz mutters to himself.
Blitz then tries all of the doors around the hall, but to his dismay, all of them are locked.
"Well shit, now what?" Blitz asks himself as he looks around.
Soon a small pink curtain at the end of the hall has grabbed his attention. Blitz walks over and gets down to his knees. He opens it to find another door that is at least over a foot tall. The door is dark gray with a silver door knob, and a figurine on the door like the face of a familiar Hellhound that works for his ex-girlfriend. Wanting to see what's on the others, Blitz is about to turn the knob.
But suddenly he hears a voice, "Hey man, what brings you here?"
"Huh? Who said that?" Blitz asks, looking around
"Down here! On the door!" The voice says.
Blitz looks down to notice the figure on the door is talking.
"Uh?" Blitz says confused.
The figure talks again, "The name is Vortex Door, what brings someone like you here?"
"Uh right…" Blitz says, skeptic.
Then asks, "Listen um, have you seen a small Imp with white hair and has uh, white and black striped rabbit ears."
"You must mean the white rabbit. He's on the other side. Take a look?" Vortex Door says, and opens his large jaw.
Blitz feels disgusted about it, but curiosity got the better of him. He takes a look through the mouth and sees the other side. There he sees what looks like a Garden on the other side, and Moxxie Rabbit running away, carrying his pocket watch.
"There he is," Blitz says.
Then says to the door, "Thanks big man, much appreciated. Now can you open the door and I'll be on my way?"
But Vortex Door says, "That's a problem. You're too big to fit here."
"Fuck, you're right. I'll never be able to fit in there, Blitz says frustrated.
"Relax man, there's a bottle on the table that can help with the problem," Vortex Door says.
"Table? What…?" Blitz is about to ask, turning his head and is shocked to see a glass table with a bottle on top of it has appeared in the room.
Blitz stands up and says, confused, "That wasn't there before."
The Vortex Door says, "Well, there is now. Just drink the bottle and you'll be able to get through the door.
Blitz stands and walks to the table to see the bottle. The bottle is brown with a rounded rectangular shape. It is also white with white small heart on top and a large pink heart on the side. Seeing the bottle brings bitter memories.
"It reminds me of Verosika's shitty Beelzejuice bottle," Blitz says to himself.
And soon notices a label on it, Blitz reads, "Drink Me?"
Then turns to the door, "Are you sure there's no other way to get there?"
"Nope," The door answers, calmly.
"Alright, I'll drink it," Blitz says and takes a sip of the alcoholic beverage.
When he drinks it, he notices that the beverage tastes rather different.
"Hmm, this tastes really different, tastes a little fruity, almost like a mixed fruit flavor of Soju. Like Peach…" Blitz says to himself.
Then begins to shrink a little.
He takes another sip and says, "Green Apple… Mango… Strawberry… Lychee…" and continues to shrink until he is unable to hold the bottle and drops it.
Then falls to the ground. Blitz soon looks around and is shocked.
"I've… I've shrunk," Blitz says, shocked.
Vortex Door chuckles and says, "Yeah. Almost like a cigarette."
"Yeah, but I'm at least the right size now. How about opening up so I can go through," Blitz says.
"Yeah, about that," Vortex Door says, reluctantly.
Then admit, "I forgot to tell you. I'm actually locked."
"What?!" Blitz exclaims in shock.
"Yeah. I had to assume you got the key and…" Vortex Door says.
But Blitz interrupts, "What key?"
"I guess that means you left it up there," Vortex Door says, turning his eyes to the table.
On the table, a black key with an eyeball design in the middle appears.
"Ah fuck," Blitz comments irritated.
Since he needs it, Blitz has already begun climbing in one of the table's legs. He climbs the best he can and is almost to the top. Sadly, because the leg is made of metal, he slips and slides down the curved leg until he reaches the bottom. Basically, his plan failed.
Blitz groans and wonders, "Great. Now what am I going to do?"
"You can use the box in front of your feet," Vortex Door answers.
Suddenly a small box appeared in front of Blitz's feet.
"That's… oddly convenient,"Blitz says, giving a suspicious look at the box.
He opens the small box to see that it's full of decorated cookies and different colored frosting. Each of them is in a different shape as well, yet they all have writing on them that reads, 'Eat Me.'
"'Eat me' huh? Might as well," Blitz replies and takes a crescent moon shaped cookie.
Blitz takes a bite of the cookie and eats it. As soon as he eats the bite of the cookie, Blitz begins to grow bigger and bigger. In fact, he's actually a little too big. He accidentally slams his right foot at the door and hits his head in the pipe, breaking it. Then strange green gas beings seeping out. Blitz coughs as bits of the gas goes in his mouth.
"Fuck! What the hell is this shit?!" Blitz exclaims, coughing.
He sniffs it and says, "God that smells awful."
Suddenly he hears, Vortex Door muffling as Blitz's foot is on his mouth.
Blitz removes it and asks, "What did you say?"
"That's Tear Gas," Vortex answers.
"TEAR GAS?!" Blitz exclaims, shocked.
Blitz continues to cough the gas as it flows through the room. The gas soon causes Blitz's eyes to become watery.
"This… this fuckin suck… Now… I don't think I'll ever get out of this fuckin place…" Blitz shouts and begins to cry.
And soon, big drops of tears begin to fall to the floor. That makes rather big splashes for the door to see.
"You know, crying is not gonna help man," Vortex Door says.
"I know that, but I… I can't stop!" Blitz says in tears and continues to cry.
The tears continue to come down hard and the large watery tears actually begin to flood the room.
"Come on man, you gotta stop crying! You're starting to flood the room! This is so uncool!" Vortex Door calls out.
Yet, the tear gas is making him cry even more that the tears have already covered his feet.
Soon, Vortex Door sees the bottle, "Drink the bottle! Use it to help you get small again!"
Blitz quickly grabs the now small bottle with his large fingers and quickly takes a sip from it. With that, Blitz drinks down and falls into the bottle. Soon, the bottle begins to drift around in the pool of tears with Blitz inside. Blitz is able to climb out to see the ocean that has come from his tears.
"Sheesh. I guess that Tear Gas made me cry so much that it made a fuckin ocean." Blitz mutters to himself.
The bottle continues to float until it reaches the door. Vortex Door opens his jaw allowing the bottle to go through. And ends up leading to another part of Blitz's odd adventure.