Chapter 3: Mrs. Dodoberry's Caucus Race
Still trapped in the bottle, Blitz continues to remain inside as it drifts along the ocean of his own tears from the incident with the tear gas. Even though it hasn't been too long ago, Blitz feels that he's been drifting in the ocean for hours.
Suddenly, she hears a familiar female voice, "Alright students, continue to row until we reach the shore."
Curious, Blitz climbs to the hole of the bottle and looks out to see a rowboat is coming towards them. On the boat shows different demonic like creatures including Imps. With them, is a familiar purple, a human devilish sinner with a purple horse. The black skirt is actually made of black feathers, and there are black feathers on her black scarf-like headband. She also wore a dark pink skirt with stitches, and upside down teardrop necklace, red on the top and yellow on the tip. Wearing glasses, and a black coat.
"Remember to keep with the rhythm, cause if you don't you'll fall overboard and be eaten by sharks," The sinner says, and shows up her flowing gray hair and glowing red eyes of anger.
"Mrs. Mayberry?" Blitz says, confused.
Then Blitz calls out, "Hey lady! Over here!"
The sinner turns her head to notice Blitz in a bottle.
"Ahoy, sailor in the bottle! What brings you here out at sea?!" The woman calls out.
"I'm just trying to figure out a way to land at this point, seeing how I'm trying to find an annoying Rabbit. My name is Blitz, the o is silent," Blitz says.
"I see. I'm Mrs. Dodoberry, and this is my class. We're heading to shore for the next part of our activity, so you're welcome to come along," Mrs. Dodoberry says.
"Uh sure," Blitz says, confused.
Mrs. Dodoberry turns to her students and calls out, "Come on students, stroke those oars. We're almost to shore."
"Yes teacher!" The group calls out and continues stroking.
Blitz is confused, but has no choice but to remain on the boat and float to shore.
"Uh, okay, this is getting way too weird," Blitz says, confused.
He then turns his head to notice another pair of Imps with a flower-like sinner riding on a large log.
Blitz calls out, "Hey, you think you can give me a hand here?!"
However, the three riding on the log simply row right past them.
Irritated, Blitz shouts, "Yeah! Like I need your fuckin help anyway!"
Just then, catfish-like creatures are swimming in a roar to a specific direction. Blitz simply watch as the fishes are swimming away.
"Looks like I won't be getting much help from this situation," Blitz says.
Before he can think of anything else, the wave crashes onto the bottle and topples it over. In the matters of seconds, Blitz ends up being flop sided with his sticking out of the bottle and the upper body is inside.
Blitz angrily says, "This is fuckin stupid! Shit!"
Then falls down and splashes in the water that has gone in the bottle.
Still in the water, Blitz says, "This is just great! Now what am I going to do?!"
Blitz is able to climb up to the opening of the top of the bottle again and soon begins to hear some music.
"What is that?!" Blitz wonders and turns to see something up ahead.
All:
Forward, backward, inward, outward
On the beach and to his surprise, Blitz sees Mrs. Dodoberry stands on a rock with a fireplace on the other as the students and other strange creatures run around the rocks as they sing.
All:
Come and join the chase!
Nothing could be drier
Than a jolly caucus-race!
Backward, forward, outward, inward
Bottom to the top,
Never a beginning,
There can never be a stop!
Then the water crashes on the shore, covering everyone, but the top of the rocks.
Mrs. Dodoberry:
To skipping, hopping, tripping, clopping
Fancy free and gay,
I started it tomorrow,
but I'll finish yesterday!
Then the waves go down and everyone continues to run around in a circle.
All:
Round and round and round we go
And dance forevermore,
Once we were behind
But now we find we are be-
Meanwhile, Blitz climbs out of the bottle and is now standing on the rim of it. Then the waves crash, knocking him off.
Mrs. Dodoberry:
Forward, backward, inward, outward,
Come and join the chase!
The waves lowers to reveal Blitz has landed on the shore of the beach and is getting stepped on by the creatures in the caucus race.
Mrs. Dodoberry:
Nothing could be drier than a jolly caucus-race!
Soon, Mrs. Dodoberry notices him, "Oh hi Blitz, nice of you to drop by. But you'll never get dry by just laying around.
"Get dry?!" Blitz says, confused.
"Have to run with the others. It's the first rule of the Caucus Race," Mrs. Dodoberry says.
Blitz stands up as he says, "How in fuck can I…"
But the waves crash to the beach, pushing Blitz along. The next moment, Blitz ends up running around in a circle and unexpectedly taking part in Mrs. Dodoberry's Caucus Race.
"There you 'll be dry in no time," Mrs. Dodoberry says.
"Like anyone in their right minds can get dry like this," Blitz says.
"Don't worry, I feel dry already," Mrs. Dodoberry says.
"Easy for you to say! You're not the one running with the ocean waves crashing on to you every second!" Blitz says, angrily.
Then the waves crash onto the shore with Blitz and the others again. Then the waves go down again for Blitz and the demons and Imps to continue running in a circle. Just then, being swept up to shore is Moxxie Rabbit riding on an umbrella. The umbrella spins as he reaches the shore and soon comes to a stop.
"Moxxie?!" Blitz says, confused, still running around in a circle.
He leaves the race and heads towards him, "Moxxie, wait!"
Yet, Moxie Rabbit looks at his watch and panics, "Oh crumbs!"
"I'm late!" Then Moxxie picks up the umbrella and runs away.
"Moxxie, hold up! Moxie!" Blitz calls out, trying to catch up with him.
Blitz continues to chase after the Imp Rabbit, but Moxxie is running too fast for him. Soon, Moxie runs into the forest at top speed and past a clearing where the trees' branches aren't blocking the sunlight. Soon, Blitz is able to reach the clearing himself.
As he walks around, Blitz calls out, "Moxxie! Moxxie, where'd you go?!"
"Dammit! He's gone!" Blitz says, irritated.
Then looks around, "Where the fuck did he go? Maybe he's hiding somewhere.
Unknown to Blitz, two figures with different mustaches appear behind the bushes.
The Caucus Race: Disney Alice in Wonderland