Chapter 4: Tweedle Loopty and Tweedle Lyle
Still looking around, the clearing of the forest, Blitz is trying to find Moxxie Rabbit. Unknown to him, a pair of individuals are spying on him from behind the bushes close by. Blitz begins to walk towards a few trees as the two figures sneak up from behind.
Blitz looks around, and says, "Not here."
Blitz continues to look around to find Moxxie Rabbit. Suddenly, he has the weird sensation that someone is following him. He turns around to see no one. He shrugs it off and begins to look around.
As he looks around, Blitz calls out, "Moxxie! Moxie, where are you?!"
Blitz also looks around, continuing to search for Moxxie Rabbit. He then looks in a hole in the log to see the Imp-rabbit isn't inside either.
"Hmm, Moxie doesn't seem to be in here either," Blitz says, looking in the hollow log.
Unknown to them, the two figures approach Blitz from behind. He then stands up and walks backwards to find Moxxie.
"Where the fuck he could…" Blitz questions, and accidentally bumps into someone from behind.
Blitz quickly turns around to see the figures who look like two familiar sinners from before. The first looks like Loopty Goopty, a fairly tall demon with a red color scheme with a lighter red face, darker red horns and nose, and a black mustache. He is also wearing green swirl goggles. He is wearing black pants with black coat with a green shirt under it, and red gloves. He is also wearing a top hat with a green ring on it.
The second looks like Lyle Lipton. A short robot with a round body and his arms on the side. He has a mint color skin with a red triangular patch on his chin, a large bushy light gray mustache, and a pair of red pince-nez goggles with dark red spirals on the lens. He is wearing a similar coat color, but has a red shirt under it and is wearing a light green vest, and is wearing a small round hat with a red rim on his head.
Blitz yelps in surprise and quickly steps back.
The tall demon resembles Loopty and says, "Do not be afraid."
"Don't fuckin sneak up at me like that!" Blitz angrily says.
The demon looks like Lyle chuckles and says, "You sure are looking jumpy."
"Maybe if you hadn't sneaked up on me, I wouldn't. Who the hell are you two supposed to be?" Blitz answers.
"I'm Tweedle Loopty and this is my best friend and partner, Tweedle Lyle. So who are you supposed to be and what brings you to this neck of the woods," Tweedle Loopty says.
"Yeah… I'm Blitz and I'm looking for a rabbit named Moxxie. And it's a pleasure to see you two," Blitz says.
He then walks away, "See you two weirdos around."
But as Blitz walks away, the two appear in front of him, causing Blitz to halt in his tracks.
"Hey. I'm trying to get somewhere. I don't have time to deal with you two, clowns," Blitz angrily says.
"We're not clouds. We're eccentric and therefore we do eccentric shit," Tweedle Loopty says.
"Besides, you're doing all this backwards. You're supposed to say hello, not goodbye," Tweedle Lyle says.
Then rapidly shakes Blitz's hand. Then Tweedle Loopty does the same. The two continue to shake his hands until they let go. When they let go, Blitz' hands continue to shake and soon stops himself.
"Alright you two, as much as I like to stick around, but I really have to get going," Blitz says, and walks past them.
Then the two quickly get in front of him and they ask, "Why?"
"Because I really need to find Moxxie," Blitz says.
Then walks past them, but they block his way again asking, "Why?"
"Because I need to find out where he's going and know where Millie is. We really need to get back to our office," Blitz says, and walks away.
"Ooooh, I see, you're curious to know where he's going," Tweedle Loopty says.
"You sure are wondering where Moxxie Rabbit is heading," Tweedle Lyle says.
"Uh, yeah," Blitz says, confused.
Then asks, "Do either of you know where he's going?"
"Oh course we do. He's heading to the Castle," Tweedle Loopty says.
"The castle?" Blitz says, confused.
"Yes. The Castle," Tweedle Lyle says rolling past Blitz.
He then grabs Blitz' wrist and walks him over to a log, "Have a seat and we'll explain."
Then Tweedle Lyle has Blitz sit on the log. Blitz doesn't feel like he has much time, but feels that it's best to listen to them.
"Okay then, so what's this Castle you were mentioning?" Blitz replies.
"Right. The King and Queen of Hearts' castle far from here," Tweedle Loopty says.
"The Castle that is far away from here," Tweedle Lyle says.
Yeah. The castle. The castle is big and it is surrounded by hedgehogs. And it also has roses as well, specifically red," Tweedle Lyle says.
"That sounds interesting," Blitz says.
"Yes. It's very very far from here, and that is where the small furry rabbit is heading. He should be heading back to his home in order to get things ready to see the rulers of our Topsy Turvy world," Tweedle Loopty says.
Curious, Blitz asks, "And uh, what exactly is this place?"
"Why, this is Wonderland. Where things aren't always what it seems, you either grow big, or you grow small, or you see things that are crazy and wild," Tweedle Lyle says.
"Exactly. Wonderland is the wackiest place. You will have a wonderful time," Tweedle Loopty says.
"Uh thanks for the details, I kind of appreciate it," Blitz says.
He gets up and says, "Well, it was nice hanging out with you guys, but I really should get going."
But Tweedle Loopty has Blitz tied around the waist with a tentacle on his back and places him back down. Then releases him.
"I'm sorry, but you cannot leave now. We have so much to tell," Tweedle Loopty says.
"No no, really. I really can't stay," Blitz quickly says.
"We were going to tell you about our inventions and the excitement this place has," Tweedle Lyle says.
"But really I…" Blitz says.
But again, ignored by Tweedle Loopty says, "Yes. We both own a robotic business and we create all kinds of inventions and robotics. We're inventors of all things loopy and loopiiiiiish."
"Yeah. We've done all kinds of experiments and are still working on some more, and even some for the rulers to keep the soldiers in line," Tweedle Lyle says.
With that, the two crazy Tweedle Inventors continue to talk as Blitz is looking at them with a straight face with a confused expression.
He rolls his eyes and mutters, "Fuck this shit. I'm out of here."
He then turns his body around so his back is facing the two, stands off the log and walks away. Blitz looks back a little to see the two still talking, but continues to walk away to find Moxxie rabbit. He just hopes he can find Moxxie Rabbit, find Millie, and get back to Hell before anything else happens.