Chapter 5: Moxxie Rabbit's House Trouble
After leaving the Tweedle Duo, Blitz continues to search around the place they call Wonderland, and wonder what other kinds of odd surprises are in store for him. Soon enough, Blitz finds himself walking towards a house made of red bricks with burgundy triangular like roof, with a balcony flat enough for him to walk on it, along with a brick chimney. It's surrounded by a metal fence to divide the outside to the front yard, has a mailbox at front and there's even a garden.
Blitz walks over as he wonders, "Who could live here?"
Blitz continues to walk on the path to notice the gate is slightly open. He then opens the gate and walks inside the front yard. He walks to the front door and rings the doorbell. The doorbell's melody makes the same sound as a pipe organ, which is kind of loud. When no one answers, he rings the bell again. Then knocks on the door.
He knocks again, "Hello, is anyone there?"
Just then, the door opens to reveal Moxxie Rabbit, but he is wearing a different outfit. He is wearing a red shirt with a black fluffy collar of some kind, and a cloak that is black with a pink heart on it, and with a red circle with strange markings which is familiar to Blitz for some reason. He is holding a trumpet.
"Moxxie!" Blitz says, surprised.
Moxxie Rabbit says, "Hello again. You're the uh, Imp from before."
"Uh yeah. Listen Moxxie, I don't know what the fuck is going on, but what are you doing here? Where's Millie?" Blitz questions.
"I see you don't remember, I'm in a bit of a hurry and the cook is with the Duchess," Moxie Rabbit says.
He looks at his watch and panics, "Oh crumbs, I need to get things prepared or I'm going to be late."
He then runs behind Blitz and pushes him towards the stairs, "I need you to get my gloves and fan while I take the tarts out of the oven. I'm so late."
"Wait, why do I have to get it? Make tarts? For what? What the fuck are you late for?" Blitz panics, being pushed up stairs.
"My gloves!" Moxie Rabbit panics.
Then blows the trumpet at Blitz, making him hurry up the stairs.
"We have to hurry at once! Do you hear?!" Moxie Rabbit panics and rushes to the kitchen.
Blitz looks back down to see Moxxie Rabbit running to the kitchen.
"Shit! What the fuck was his problem?!" Blitz shouts in anger and walks up the stairs.
Blitz soon finds himself in a room that has a bed covered in burgundy color sheets, with black pillows, he also has a few furniture and other essentials that to Blitz's interest, resembles the ones that Moxxie and Millie have in their apartment. Of course, Blitz knows this cause he always sneaks into their room.
"Alright then," Blitz says, and loons in one of the draws, "Where would he keep those gloves?"
Blitz searches round and opens a jar tin to reveal some cookies from before.
"Good, I could use a bite to eat," Blitz says to himself, taking a cookie and eating it.
Blitz then opens a trunk close by and begins to open it, but suddenly begins to grow. He soon realizes when he hits his head on the ceiling.
"Oh fuck, here we go again!" Blitz panics, realizing what is happening.
In the kitchen, Moxxe Rabbit puts the tarts in a box, closes it, and ties it with a red ribbon. Moxie Rabbit looks at his watch and freaks out again.
"Oh Sir!" Moxie Rabbit panics, taking the box and hurries up the stairs.
But is unaware that Blitz continues to grow to a large size and is unable to move around in the house and soon his foot stretches as well.
In front of his bedroom door Moxxie Rabbit opens the door as he asks, "Now see here, sir, I really need my…" but soon sees a foot that is blocking the door.
Moxie Rabbit panics as he runs away, but Blitz's shoe pushes out of the opening and pushes Moxxie Rabbit out of the house. Luckily, he is able to open the door so he is able to get out.
"Wha-huh-ho-who…" Moxie Rabbit panics.
Then turns to see in shock that Blitz's arms and legs are sticking out of the windows and opening of his home, while Blitz's horns stick out from the roof.
"Oh crumbs! This is not good! This is not good at all! Help!" Moxie Rabbit freaks out.
Blitz tries to break out of the house, or at least try to stand up, but he is unable to get out at all.
"God dammit! I'm stuck!" Blitz cries out in anger.
"Yeah. You're stuck inside my house!" Moxxie Rabbit calls out.
"Like I wanted to get fuckin stuck in your fuckin house! How in hell am I supposed to get out?!" Blitz says with rage.
"Well… hmmm…" Moxie Rabbit thinks.
Just a group of beings of this world, wearing different outfits walk over. Blitz is able to open the window to see Mrs. Dodoberry along with other beings who look like Millie's parents, Joe and Lin, and shockingly enough, his sisters, Barbie and Tilla.
"Well, it looks like you got yourselves into quite a jam there," The being, looks like Joe says.
The one that looks like Barbie says, "It looks like someone is stuck in your house."
"That's because someone is stuck in my house, and we need to get him out," Moxxie Rabbit says.
Mrs. Dodoberry walks over and says, "Hmm, it looks like we have a uh, big situation, but…"
"But what?" Moxie Rabbit asks.
"But I have a simple solution," Mrs. Dodoberry says.
Blitz sighs in relief, "Thank god."
"What is it?" Moxxie Rabbit asks.
"Simply, we'll have to get it through the chimney. One of us will have to go there and get him out," Mrs. Dodoberry says.
Blitz mutters, "What fuckin' moron will think that's a good idea?"
Mrs. Dodoberry turns to the Imp and resembles Joe, "So Bill, will you be up to the task."
"Sure thing Mrs. Dodoberry. I'll just climb up there, tie my tail around it, and drag him out," The Imp resembles Joe, but is called Bill says as he approaches the house.
Bill grabs the ladder and places it against the house. Then climb it up to reach the roof. He then climbs on the roof until he reaches the chimney. Blitz hears Bill climbing on the roof and hears what he is planning to do.
"Do they really think this is going to work?" Blitz mutters to himself.
Suddenly, he hears Bill call out, "Alright, I'm commin' down."
With that, Bill climbs down the chimney to get Blitz out of the house. However, Bill loses his footing and slides down the chimney to the bottom. With that, a loud cloud of soot and smoke spread around the room. Soon Blitz begins to take deep breaths as he is about ready to sneeze. Everyone outside quickly runs and hides. Finally, Blitz sneezes and launches Bill into the air.
Everyone says, "There goes Bill."
Then Bill is able to land in a pile of hay close by.
The one resembles Lin walks over to Bill and asks, "Are you alright?"
"Hooey! Talk about a major sneeze!" Bill answers.
"Do you have any other ideas?!" Moxxie Rabbit asks, turning to Mrs. Dodoberry.
"Hmm, the only other option I can think of is burning the house down, but I doubt you will go for that option," Mrs. Mayberry answers.
"Burn the house…?" Moxie Rabbit says, confused.
But exclaims in shock, "WHAT?!"
"I heard that you know! No way in hell you're going to burn the house down with me inside!" Blitz screams in anger.
Mrs. Dodoberry turns to Blitz, trapped in the house, "Well, unless you can find a way to get yourself out of the house. The only other option is to burn the house down with you inside."
"Forget that!" Blitz shouts, not agreeing to the idea at all.
He then tries to push and pull his way out of the house, but to no avail.
"Fuck, I'm rally stuck in this stupid…" Blitz says to himself looking around.
But soon notices a vegetable garden close by.
"A Vegetable garden? I wonder…" Blitz says to himself.
Then begins to reach for the garden, "If I eat one of these, maybe I can get small."
Blitz then reaches for the garden, and grabs the leaf of a carrot, but Moxxie Rabbit stops in. But Blitz won't quit and grabs Moxxie Rabbit who is holding the carrot.
Moxie Rabbit screams, "Let go! Help!"
"Sorry Mox, but I gotta eat something, and that's the carrot you're got in your hand," Blitz says.
"If you think I'm going to have to let you eat one of mine carrots, you're crazy. Then again, it's much better than you trying to eat me you, you, you…" Moxie Rabbit shouts waving the carrot in front of Blitz.
Luckily, it allows Blitz to take a chomp out of the carrot and eat it, making Moxxie Rabbit scream, "Hey!"
Just then, Blitz begins to shrink and lets go of Moxxie Rabbit. Moxie Rabbit screams and panics as he runs down the stairs, and trips on Blitz's boot. Soon enough, Blitz has shrunk to about the size of a hardware nail. Moxxie Rabbit is able to land on the floor, and catches his watch when it almost escapes his grasp.
He looks at his watch and panics, "Oh crumbs! I'm late!"
Then hurries out as he calls out to everyone, "Thanks for the help! I gotta get going! I'm late! I'm really late!" Then he grabs the box with the tarts and runs off.
Unknown to everyone, Blitz, who has shrunk, is chasing after Moxxie Rabbit as he sneaks past everyone else. He knows that he needs to get out before everyone recognizes him. Soon enough, Blitz is able to get out of the yard and chase after Moxxie.