Izuku Midoriya accepted the fact that he had a multiversal series centered around what his life would be like as a Hero, if All Might told him he could be a hero and gave him One For All. And he accepted that he would become one of millions of the worlds where he was a villain, that to others of the Author's (Lego, me) kind (you, the readers) would be known as Fixing the Holes in Society, to be both Quirkless and important.
However, what baffled the young villain was what Lego needed him for.
Dressed in his villain attire, minus his full face mask, consisting of a suit like most villain Dekus that he would say resembled a bartender with black gloves and also black shoes so he didn't get his red ones dirty in any way, he entered the office of Lego's 'hideout' (though it was literally a building in the middle of nowhere in time and space), to see the author as aforementioned in his disguise of being another Izuku in a damaged Turtle Hermit Gi from DBZ, the Ochaco Uraraka of one of the author's completed stories, and also only completed story since they all happen to be series stories as of this chapter, known as Catchaco (the same one you're reading), along with her boyfriend, Izuku.
(To make shit easier for you all, we'll refer to Villain Deku as Deku, and Catchaco's Izuku as Izuku.)
"So, is there any reason why I'm here with you three this evening?" Deku asked, directing this question mainly towards Lego, who sat at his desk in an office chair.
"Well, you won your bet, we wagered on what Tale's new story's Izuku's Quirk was gonna be," Lego said. "And since you made your demands clear that I write another chapter for Catchaco before the rest of my big series stories, I was going to do just that. We just had… more problems…"
"More problems, how?" Deku asked skeptically.
Izuku, who was holding Ochaco's hand, looked at his villain counterpart and stated, "She's going to be a mother..."
A bit surprised, Deku looked at the author, who was nodding as he knew this statement was true. "Oh… well that should spice the story u-"
"-with quadruplets." Izuku interrupted, which shocked Deku even more so. The author was nodding as this was true, again
"...shit," was all Deku could say, before sitting down in one of the chairs Lego had in his room for small meetings and stuff. "That's… not good for the story."
"If this was your average Izuchaco ship-fic as I like to call them," Lego began, "she would give birth to a single child. But because her Quirk's base was based around the powers of a house cat, and gives her the properties of said cat, this, apparently, also affected her pregnancy."
"Well, now I know my hero counterpart didn't fuck her that many times for four kids," Deku commented, actually thinking of that.
"I thought you would think that too," Izuku said with a light nervous chuckle.
"Ahem, not the point here!" Ochaco told the two Izukus, her voice shaking and cracking as if she was holding back tears.
"Yeah…" Lego looked at Deku seriously. "She can't be a hero. Not after this."
"Right…" Deku looked down. "I know that it's happened in my world, where teenage heroes are forced to quit their dream because of children. Hell, one of the times it was because a Student-Intern was hit with a Quirk that could affect the reproductive system, and happened to make the student that happened to be female pregnant, forcing her to give up in her second year."
"Similarities then, since they are in their second year," Lego said.
"And we took every precaution," Izuku added.
"That too," Lego agreed.
"I… I can't believe my Quirk caused this…" Ochaco said.
"Wait, can't their parents watch over the babies though?" Deku asked.
"Pregnancy," the three others immediately answered.
"Oh, right." Deku looked down.
"Writing that chapter is gonna be a bit more painful solely because it was a fanfic made for fluff," Lego began. "If I were to write it, we'd either have to skip into the future where Izuku is a hero and Ochaco is a mother and housewife, or we'd have to have Ochaco get expelled from UA because of this mishap, which happens in her second year."
Deku looked up at Lego. "But doesn't-"
"The events of Villain and Hero War as well as the Vigilante Deku arc are not gonna be canon, solely for the sake of the fluff, and because these two are dating," Lego responded. "The events of mangas 27 and onwards are not canon or relevant. They call it an AU for a reason."
"As the author, you should decide our course of action," Izuku said to Lego.
"I agree," Ochaco added.
Lego shook his head. "And do what? Ruin the EXACT reason why you two met? Became a thing?" Lego sighed. "As much as it pains me to say it, we've hit a major plot point and this isn't a good one either."
Deku then had an idea. "You can summon characters from anime, video games, and TV shows, right?"
Not picking up immediately, the young author nodded slowly. "Yeah, why?"
"Okay, so since we COULD use reverse psychology on a Quirk, why not use a Triggered version of Eri's Quirk, make Ochaco give birth NOW, then rewind her to before she gave birth and got pregnant, and have someone babysit the children here in your hideout while they continue their dreams of being heroes!" Deku suggested.
The three of them looked at him, not giving off any particular emotions. Then Lego said, "Well, time to call in some favors."
Later at the main lounge for all of the stories authored by Lego, Deku and Izuku were playing a game of pool after doing his (Deku's) idea.
"I'm surprised that when we rewound Ochaco she was pregnant again despite having already birthed the kids," Izuku said, trying to start a conversation.
"You'd think after amassing so many different superpowers that are all powered up because he's a god, that he wouldn't be slow in slowly aging her up to the birth date," Deku added, actually surprised Lego took the process slowly, and shuddered due to hearing the moans Ochaco gave from the sudden growth of her children inside of herself.
"Well, he did use Trigger, which he doesn't usually do, and also was using it on a pregnant woman," Izuku responded, missing a ball that bounced off the wall of the table and landed next to the 8-Ball.
"True, true," Deku said, before hitting a striped ball into a hole and beginning to focus on the 8-Ball on the table.
"Something going on over here?" Came the voice of the fusion of Izuku and Katsuki from another world the author observed, Katsuku, dressed in a mix of Izuku and Katsuki's first hero costumes. (Katsuku is also the name of his fanfic, though the full name is Katsuku: The Fusion of Izuku and Katsuki.)
"Oh, Ochaco got pregnant and gave birth earlier today," Izuku said to his fused counterpart, which would technically make Katsuku his step-brother, though not really.
"Holy shit, that's huge man! Congrats!" Katsuku gave Izuku and handshake and a pat on the back.
"Yeah, thanks," Izuku replied. He managed to hit the colored ball into a hole, also his last one, before trying to focus on the 8-Ball as well. "Quadruplets too! Can you believe that?"
"Well with Mr. Harem Protagonist over here getting himself a harem in his fic, I'm not the least bit surprised it was one of us Midoriyas to get laid and have a lot of children," Katsuku said honestly.
"I hate that nickname disorder you got," Deku commented, annoyed by his nickname of Harem Protagonist, though it is what he was.
"Well it's not like you can talk much Katsuku," Izuku began with a hint of a smile on his face. "I mean, you're allowed two girls in your world. One of which happens to also be Uraraka."
"Right, Round Face!" Katsuku chuckled a bit, before realizing something. "...how come it's always a Round Face paired with us?"
"Huh?" The two Midoriyas turned their attention from the game to the fused fighter, giving him their full attention.
"Cat Boy gots Round Face as his girlfriend, Harem Protagonist is going to have Round Face as a girlfriend later in his story, somewhere after Darth Vader's arc too, and then Round Face is one of the chicks I'm gonna pick up in my world," Katsuku explained.
"Well shit," Izuku and Deku said at the same time.
"Is Ochaco and us a really common pairing in the other worlds?" Izuku wondered.
"9 out of 10, probably, yeah," Deku responded, taking the time to hit the 8-Ball into a hole, and win the game of pool.
"I heard rumors from Bardock that Deku and Icy Hot are a common ship too," Katsuku stated, which dropped the jaws of the two Midoriyas. "Alongside Deku and Kacchan too." Their jaws only dropped further from there. The two then turned to look at the warrior from the author's crossover story A Quirky Quirkless and Android Duo, who was chilling with Zoro from One Piece over at the bar, the two challenging each other to a drinking competition.
"Great, so our lives really are a joke," Deku said before breaking the pool stick in half.
"Well, at least my life has a bit more meaning than yours does," Izuku said, trying to reassure himself. "And on the plus side, you're meant to do something important soon enough too, right?"
Deku sighed, and then nodded. "True… oh so true…"
Katsuku then watched Deku leave, before turning to Izuku and saying, "Fifty Yen, he's gonna somehow get a female Kacchan or Icy Hot to be a part of his harem."
"I wouldn't doubt it if it happens," Izuku said simply, since the possibility was highly likely due to the fact Deku was a villain. He began to think to himself, before wondering, 'I wonder what the babies are up to…'
Zarbon put the last of the quadruplets to sleep while Ochaco was in the living room, sleeping on the couch. Each of the quadruplets had cat ears and a tail, but each were based off of different breeds of cats. One was a leopard, another a lion, another a lynx, and the final one a puma. How they were these types of felines, was beyond anyone's guess. As Zarbon exited the room, being the babysitter chosen for this task, he left the apartment in the hideout reserved for Izuku and Ochaco as the two were from the same world and were dating. And because they were a finished story too.
As the over sexualized alien warrior (and for good reason this version can be described that way too) left, he smiled. "I dare say, I would make a great day care assistant, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHOOOOOOOO!"
A/N: I did indeed lose a bet with a fictional character. I got voices in my head for a good reason.
This will also probably be the last chapter for this story, which was originally a three shot. Leave me a review if you guys want me to find a way to continue this series, or if you like this ending where Ochaco and Izuku are confirmed parents.
Or for the absurd references I make, which I'm trying to break the habit of.