The Loud Heart

by SilverWolf1501

When Lincoln loses his cool with his sisters he went for a walk, and was kidnapped! 10 years later he has finally returned home, but much has changed in 10 years.

8. Chapter 8: Week of R&R

A/N: Hey guys sorry for it taking so long, but my personal life was just getting in the way. lol. The chapter seemed to also drag on so again sorry, but hop you enjoy it all the same.

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Chapter 8: Week of R&R

It was a bright beautiful morning, and the sunlight from the morning sun slowly crept into Lincoln's room. The light reached first the sleeping forms of Lana and Lola, the twins started fidgeting from the intruding light. Lana sat up and started rubbing the sleep out of her eyes, trying to remember where she was, suddenly remembering everything she looked to where Lincoln was last seen. Sighing a breath of relief Lana relaxed seeing that her big brother was right where she last left him, buried under all the loud Sisters and Ronnie-Anne. Lana looked over noticing that her twin was up as well, and she was slowly moving up to her brother trying not to wake everyone else.

"What are you doing!?" Lana whispered to her younger twin sister so as not to alert the other and wake them up. Lola looked aback to her twin and wore a sly smile.

"Come on there's nothing wrong with giving him a good morning, wake-up kiss." Lola turned back to her peacefully sleeping brother, and lend down to kiss his lips, when she felt someone grab her left arm.

"Don't think I'll make it that easy Lola." came Lynn's voice, as she rose from her spot on the bed. "If anyone get to kiss his lips this early in the morning it's me." Lynn then pulled Lola away and moved herself towards Lincoln's lips, only to have a hand push her puckered lips away.

"Dream on Little Dudet, your not getting this prize before me." Luna pushed Lynn back not paying attention to where she pushed her, as she focused on Lincoln's prized lips. Lynn was pushed over Luan falling off the bed and waking her comedian sister up. Luan groggily opened her eyes to the site of Luna about to kiss Lincoln, she immediately woke up and pulled out her buzzer and tapped her sister's hand with it surprising the rocker and causing her to fall back wards on the bed.

"Sorry to shock you Sis but I'm the only one who can give Lincoln's lips a good jolt awake, Hahaha get it?" Luan laughed turning her attention to her young lover, and instead being greeted by Lucy's stoic face. "GAH!" Luan jumped backwards startled, "Lucy! Don't do that!" Luan clutched her rapidly beating heart.

"*Sigh* I was sleeping here the whole time, you guys woke me up." Lucy explained while moving closer to Lincoln. "But now that I'm up, I wouldn't mind giving my White Knight a forbidden kiss to start the day." Mere inches away from Lincoln's lips Lucy suddenly feels a crushing pressure on top of her head preventing her from moving the last inches to her goal.

"Just what do you think you're doing so early in the morning?" Came the groggy and annoyed voice of the eldest Loud, death gripping Lucy's head.

"I was just going to give Lincoln a good morning kiss." Lucy answered in a monotone voice not letting on to the pain Lori's grip was inflicting. Hearing this Lori woke completely up and looked down from her spot at her sleeping brother, blushing deep red.

"You guy's are so impatient, you should all learn some self control." Lori chided her younger siblings still blushing.

"Hmmmmm. Lori what are you doing to Lincy?" Leni's voice called out as her sat up next to Lori rubbing sleep from her eyes. Lori hadn't noticed that after moving Lucy away, she had bent over awkwardly to give Lincoln a kiss, she could feel their noses lightly touch each other. Upon hearing Leni's voice Lori snapped out of her trance and sat straight up blushing even more out of embarrassment.

"Nothing Leni, just checking to make sure Lincoln was okay." Lori lied

"Okay." Even though Leni had gotten smarter over the years, thanks to Lisa's efforts, she returned to the same old oblivious Leni when just waking up. Leni then moved over to Lincoln still half asleep. "Well I want to give my Lincy a kiss good morning now that I'm up." Just as Leni got in range she felt a mall fist strike her right cheek. Reeling back from the shock now fully wake, Leni looked down in between Lincoln's legs where the youngest Loud began waking up. Lily had accidentally struck Leni while stretching herself awake.

"Oops sorry Leni." Lily looked over to Leni. "What's everyone doing?" Lily looked seeing that most f her older siblings were awake.

"Our elder siblings were fighting for the right to be first to kiss our dear brother's lips this morning." Lisa answered sitting up next to Lily. Lisa had been watching the whole scene in silence. "Which is a frivolous and futile thing, after all Lincoln would give us all a good morning kiss when he wakes up." Lisa explained trying to defuse the competitions for Lincoln's lips.

"That's not the same Lisa, we're all going to be in a romantic relationship with Lincoln." Lola spoke to her younger sibling.

"Well in that sense then Ronnie-Anne beat all of us ten years ago. Twice if my information is correct." Lisa rebutted Lola's comment.

"Dang it, that's right I completely forgot about those times." Lynn poke getting back up on the bed.

"Why does it matter who's first to kiss Lincoln, I'm sure if we ask him he'll give us all a good morning kiss." Lily interjected her opinion.

"Look Little Dudet it's something that you'll understand when you're older." Luna spoke in a way that Lily felt was her being treated as a child.

"I'm not a child Luna! Also I'm just as much Lincoln's bride as the rest of you!" Lily turned to face Lincoln and put both of her hands on Lincoln's face and pulled him to her. But just as she was about to make contact she was pulled back.

"Hey what was that for?" Lily asked looking up to see that Lana was the one who pulled her away. "Lana!? What's wrong?" Lily asked seeing Lana frowning. Lana moved in front of Lincoln but faced her siblings.

"You guys aren't thinking about Lincoln are you?" Lana calmly asked them. They all stopped and realized she was right. "I know we're all excited to be with Lincoln after so long and finding out he wants us to be his partners, but I know that he doesn't want us fighting over him like this. I also know that he wouldn't want us to do anything rash, like giving away any of our firsts." Lana looked at her three younger sisters when saying that last part.

"Lana's not wrong guys. We got caught up in our own thoughts and desires." Lucy sighed supporting her younger sister's words.

"Yeah I think we all had Lincoln on the brain." Lynn said looking down a bit ashamed.

Suddenly Lana felt an arm encircle around her waist and pull her into a firm yet soft chest. Lana looked up to see Lincoln as awake and smiling down at her.

"Thanks Lana, your not wrong at all, I mean I love that you all want to kiss me but I want it to be for the right reasons and your certain it's what you want." Lincoln sat up awkwardly since Ronnie-Anne was curled up holding Lincoln's left arm. "You all don't have to ever fight for my attention, I plan to give each of you equal yet special attention. I promise." Lincoln smiled to all of his sisters. Luan looked down at Lincoln and smiled.

"I don't think we're the only ones who want attention, or rather at attention seems to be the case. Tell me Linc you really that happy to see use or do you sleep with a roll of quarters?" Luan giggled pointing to Lincoln's now obvious erection, and all the girls looked and saw it. Lincoln looked down and let go of Lana blushing a little bit.

"What can I say IT'S got a mind of it's own." Lincoln tried playing it off as nothing.

"Worry not Dear Sibling it's a natural phenomenon among men to become erect in the early hours of the day." Lisa spoke looking away with a slight blush on her face.

"Ya but it's so huge!" Leni commented smiling while openly gazed at her brother's erection.

"Guys Lily doesn't need to hear all this!" Lori scolded, but couldn't look away herself.

"So that's what was poking me last night, I thought there was something in Lincoln's pockets." Lily spoke not really affected by what Lori said. "I learned about male erections in school, but I've never seen one before."

"And you won't until your much older." Lincoln said to Lily while grabbing his pillow and covering his erection still blushing. As he did that he woke up the last sleeping person, and she wasn't a morning person.

"What the hell guys, keep it down!" Ronnie-Anne sat up next to Lincoln with a look that could rival Nagi's glare. "What's so important that you all have to make so much noise?"

"We were fighting to see who wood get to kiss Lincoln, then we saw his Lincoln Log." Luan smirked watching Lincoln blush redder Ronnie-Anne didn't get the puns in Luan's sentence, and looked at Lincoln seeing a pillow across his lap. Then it all clicked in her mind.

"Let me see!" Ronnie-Anne wide awake now moved to take the pillow from Lincoln.

"Ronnie-Anne stop it's embarrassing." Lincoln said fighting to keep he pillow in his lap.

'From what I saw Bro you got nothin to be embarrassed about. In fact you must have been popular with the ladies.' Lynn spoke encouraging him.

"Actually I've never been with a woman." Lincoln said, and everyone stopped and stared at him, even Ronnie-Ann stopped pulling the pillow.

"You mean that you're still a virgin Lincoln?" Lori asked not believing it for a second.

"Yeah that's what I'm saying, I mean I'm told that I had women flirting with me but I never noticed." Lincoln answered blushing more at his honest reply. The room went silent for a moment, each of the girls processing this new information. Lincoln not feeling comfortable with the silence went to get up off the bed. "Well I'm going to go take a shower." This snapped everyone out of their own little world.

"Wait you still need to choose who gets the first morning kiss!" Lola exclaimed. Lincoln looked at all the girls a moment and thought.

"Okay then Lana gets the first kiss good morning, cause she was being thoughtful." Lincoln said looking at Lana, as she blushed. Lincoln then turned to Lana and leaned toward her. "And because you were so thoughtful I'll let you choose where you want your kiss, my favorite Mechanic." Lincoln stopped mere inches from a now deep red blushing Lana.

"Um, uh here." Lana moves shyly pointed to the corner of her lips, so that it was still an innocent kiss, but Lincoln's lips still slightly touched hers. Lincoln smiled at Lana's chaste choice and kissed where Lana indicated making her blush even more. After 30 seconds Lincoln pulled away and looked over to Ronnie-Anne.

"Next Ronnie-Anne." As soon as those words left his lips Ronnie-Anne crawled over to her love and lounged at him putting her arms around is neck bringing him close to her for a full unabashed lip on lip lovers kiss. After another 30 seconds Lincoln pulled back and looked at Ronnie-Anne. "Wow, now that takes me back." Lincoln smirked at his hispanic love, and she smiled right back.

""Hey Lincy can we still get morning kisses?" Leni asked pouting at the scene before he. Lincoln chuckled and addressed all of the remainder women in the room.

"I would never forget to give the rest of you your morning kisses, but they're only going to be on your foreheads." Lincoln smirked at the rest, as they groaned.

"What that's bogus Bro, how come?" Luna spoke up. Lincoln smiled at the rocker girl.

"It's a punishment for fighting over the right to kiss me." Lincoln still smiled at Luna's agape mouth. "Though if you had just woke me up I would've let you each choose how and where I kissed you."

"Hahaha you're giving us quite the lip-lock down get it?" Luan joked "But seriously our foreheads, that sucks?" Luan then pouted playfully. Lincoln responded by playfully sticking his tongue out at the sexy comedian. "Careful Lincoln or I'll take that tongue as an invitation." Luan seductively responded making Lincoln retract his tongue lightly. Luan then moved toward Lincoln and, like Ronnie-Anne had, put her arms around his neck but instead of going for his lips, she offered her forehead. Snapping out of his trance Lincoln realized that Luan was waiting for her kiss, so he leaned down and gave her her kiss. Luan looked up at her brother and smiled, and then pulled away to let the next sister get their morning kiss.

"Okay my turn." Lynn stepped up to Lincoln turning him to face her, blushing. Lincoln saw this and thought of something, he quickly wrapped his arms around Lynn's waist and pulled her to him. Lynn could only blush redder and get lost in her soul-mate's blue eyes. Lincoln leaned down and pecked her forehead with his lips this made Lynn whisper. "Next time I'll get those lips Linc." Lincoln smiled at her declaration, to which he whispered back.

"I look forward to it Lynn, but play fair okay." Lincoln pulled away and unwrapped his arm from a smiling, blushing Lynn. Lola saw her opportunity and jumped from the bed to Lincoln, who's reflexes allowed him to catch her just how she wanted, with one hand under her butt, so that she could wrap her arms and legs around her future husband.

"Now Lincy you should know that a princess never begs her prince for a kiss." Lola looked into Lincoln's eyes fluttering her eye lashes seductively, everyone else rolling their eyes at her.

"My apologies Princess, It's never my intention to make you beg for anything if I can give you." Lincoln smiled and kissed Lola's forehead.

"Now me Lincy." Leni moved up to Lincoln happily ready for her kiss, even though it was only on the forehead. Lincoln turned to her smiled and kissed her. "I'm satisfied with any form of affection you give us Lincy, but we have ten years to catch up on." Leni then hugs him tightly, and he returns the hug.

"I know Leni, I promise we will catch up on everything." Lincoln spoke as he released Leni and turned to Luna. "You cool with an innocent forehead kiss Rocker Gal?" Lincoln asked smirking at the musician. To this Luna just smirked back and walked up to her little brother, grabbed him and spun him and dipped him looking him in the eyes.

"I'm always cool for your love Bro." Luna then lifted Lincoln up and patiently waited for her kiss. Lincoln leaned down and gave her her kiss. As he pulled away Luna tip-toed to whisper in Lincoln's ear , "I hope you have room in your heart for my girl Sam in your little harem." When Luna pulled back she could see the dark red blush on his face. Lincoln leaned down to now whisper into Luna's ear.

"We'll see how she feels after we tell her about us, and my 'Little Harem." To this Luna could only giggle, but deep down she really hoped it would all go the way she wants. Lincoln looks over Luna's shoulder to Lucy. Sensing it was her turn Lucy uncharacteristically blushed and crawled on the bed over to her big brother.

"It's my turn now right?" Lucy spoke in her monotone voice, but Lincoln could detect a gleeful note in her voice. Lucy then brushed her bangs out of her face and looked up to Lincoln. All the Loud Sisters and even Ronnie-Anne gasped at Lucy showing her entire face, And Lynn was the first to notice the most alluring thing about Lucy.

"Hey guys Lucy's got two different colored eyes!" Lynn exclaimed pointing to her roommate.

"It's called heterochromia, hetero meaning different, and chromia meaning color." Lisa informed everyone as they all suddenly crowded around Lucy. They all saw that her left eye was a beautiful green, and her right was blue. As everyone stared at Lucy Lincoln walked to the other side of his bed and picked Lucy up and turned her to him.

"Sorry guys but seeing these beautiful eyes are reserved for myself." Lincoln then gave Lucy her kiss. Lincoln then whispered in Lucy's ear, "I hope that's okay with you Luce?" to which she nodded her approval moving her bangs back over her eyes, all while smiling.

"I must say It seems that Lincoln and Lucy show our family's more exotic genetic traits, with the white hair and the heterochromia." Lisa said starting to go into her scientist mode, when Lincoln grabbed her startling her out of her thoughts.

"Well I think we all got an exotic trait from our parents, my little Genius." Lincoln kissed Lisa's forehead, and Lisa blushed. Usually being one to never really show affection of this level to her family, Lisa felt very happy to receive a kiss from her older brother. Lincoln then placed the young genius down and looked to Lily. "Your turn Lil." Lincoln held his hands out to Lilly and she quickly got up and jumped into his arms.

"Finaaaalllllllyyyyy!,I hate waiting." Lily smiled and giggled in Lincoln's arms. "Now can I have my kiss Lincy?" Lily asked while using sad puppy dog eyes, that made Lincoln laugh.

"Of course you get your kiss, and anything else that you want, I plan to spoil you and the others lots." Lincoln lens in to whisper, "But I'll spoil you a little bit more." Lincoln and Lily both giggle, then Lincoln gives his baby sister a kiss on her forehead. After the kiss Lincoln looks to the last person yet to receive their good morning kiss, Lori. Lori seemed anxious to Lincoln. "Lori? Are you okay?" Lori looked to her handsome brother and sighed, she knew she had to be honest with him.

"Well it's just that watching you flirt with our sisters and Ronnie-Anne, I'm getting jealous. And I know I shouldn't since we plan to all share you, but I can't help it." Lori breathed out in one go. Lincoln quickly went over to Lori and took her hands in his and looked her in the eyes.

"Lori it's okay to feel that way, I mean come on, how many people have ever been in this particular situation?" Lincoln tried to make Lori smile with that last comment, she did. "Lori, Everyone, I know this is going to be hard and it's probably asking a lot, but we need to have patients while we figure this relationship dynamic out." Lincoln looked to everyone then back to Lori. "So please tell me or each other how your feeling rather than bottling it up, I want all of us to be happy." Lori's anxiety was washed away as Lincoln tried his best to comfort her.

"Thank you Lincoln, I feel much better knowing that. Now that I think about it I'm probably feeling jealous because I was last to get her morning kiss. Geeze I'm 28 but I'm still acting like an immature child." Lori felt embarrassed at the realization of her petty jealousy.

"That's fine Lori we all feel that way too." Lucy spoke up, reassuring her eldest sister. Lori smiled seeing all of the other members of Lincoln's harem nod in agreement.

"Thanks guys." Lori smiled touched by her younger siblings, and Ronnie-Anne's support.

"Now if there are no more interruptions." Lincoln said as he leaned down and kissed Lori on the forehead. "Now that everyone had received their morning kiss, I'm going to go take that shower." And with that Lincoln grabbed a towel and walked out of his room to the bathroom.

"Why didn't he just use the one in his room?" Leni asked aloud.

The rest of the morning was quiet as everyone else in the house were slowly waking up one by one for breakfast. Lynn Sr. asked what his son's plans for the day were, to which Lincoln said spending time with his sisters and Ronnie-Anne, as Clyde said he needed to go home right after breakfast, and Bobby had to get back to work as well. After breakfast Lincoln went outside with everyone to play. He first played hide-and-seek with Lily, Lisa, Lana, and Leni. Then he read and wrote poems, music lyrics and jokes with Lucy, Luna, and Luan. Then he went jogging around the block with Lori, Ronnie-Anne, and Lynn. Finally he helped Lola practice her new talent for her state pageantry. When all that was done it was 1 pm and Rita mad everyone their favorite type of sandwich for lunch. As they were all finishing eating Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Ronnie-Anne, Lucy, Lana, and Lola's phone all rang from being called or txt. Lincoln raised an eyebrow at this.

"Is something wrong you guys?" Lincoln asked getting everyones attention.

"Well some of my friends wanted to come over but I was going to tell them I'm busy hanging with the family." Lori answered.

"Same here." Leni said.

"Ditto, the band wanted to jam in the garage." Luna added.

"My friends wanted to run some yolks by me and see if I rack up." Luan joked with egg puns.

"The girls wanted to come practice our M.M.A techniques." Lynn spoke nonchalantly.

"Some of my friends wanted to go to an arcade to play games." Ronnie-Anne said bored at the idea.

"Haiku wants to talk about the newest vampire novel that just came out." Lucy answered.

"The guys wanted to come over and help me finish tripping out Vanzilla." Lana exclaimed.

"Some of my ex-pageant rivals wanted to practice their routines, for the group talent." Lola commented

"Darcy wanted to come over and help me with some of my projects, and to gossip about the latest news at school." Lisa explained.

"Well the house is going to get packed real quick." Lincoln chuckled at the thought.

"Lincoln we aren't going to hang out with our friends, we're spending time with you." Lori said speaking for everyone as they nodded in agreement. Lincoln blinked confused at the statement.

"You can still hang out with your friends and spend time with me." Lincoln offered.

"How would that work Lincoln? You'd spend time with me and Leni and our friends and be bored with all the gossip." Lori spoke answering her brother's question.

"Truth is Bro I'm having problem's with this new song I'm writing and I wanted to have it finished before me and the band practice it." Luna said scratching her head.

"You might not like some of the dark humor me and my group come up with." Luan said in a serious tone.

"Me and the girls are going to be getting rough with our M.M.A training, we're still competitive and I don't want you getting hurt." Lynn interjected her reason.

"I already told you I don't plan to leave your side anytime soon." Ronnie-Anne flat out said, "Plus arcade games are a bit boring."

"And I know you were never into vampires and other supernatural things, with the exception of ghosts." Lucy spoke in her monotone voice.

"I don't think you know much mechanics to be much help, plus it's just a side project for fun." Lana shrugged answering.

"My pageant posse would only bore you with all our meaningless gossip." Lola said nonchalantly.

"Yes and my experiments all were more or less just a means of finding you, but your home so I can scrap those projects, in addition gossip has never been my preferred subject.

"And all of my friends are away on family vacations." Lily added last a bit sadly.

"Okay enough of the nonsense you guys, I insist call your friends over I can still spend time with you while you hangout." Lincoln spoke. Each of the girls looked to each other unsure of what to do. "Guys txt, call, do hat you do and invite your friends over." Lincoln spoke more insistently and waved his hand gesturing for them to hurry up. Finally Lori sighed signalling her surrender.

"Okay, okay Lincoln you win." Lori then put her phone to her ear. "Hey Carol yeah so change of plan you and the other girls can definitely come hang out at my place. No I'm sure it's no problem, okay see you all soon, bye." Lori then hung up and looked to Lincoln. "Happy now?" Lincoln smirked then looked to the others waiting for them to follow suit. Each of them did as Lori did and called and txted for their friends to come over.

"Okay now lets go outside and do something fun." Lincoln then got up from the table and they all headed to the front door. When Lincoln opened the door there stood Nagi. Nagi suddenly fell forward, Lincoln quickly caught him. Upon close inspection Everyone saw that Nagi was in bad shape, his clothes were singed, he had scratches and bruises on is hands and face.

"What happened to him!?" Leni asked concern n her voice.

"Was it those people from the restaurant?" Lynn asked fear in her voice. Lincoln looked very closely at the wounds on Nagi, recognizing them he smiled.

"Soooo what did you do to piss Reggie off this time?" Lincoln asked his friend and brother. Nagi opened his eyes.

"Alexander and I forgot to pick up her dress yesterday, and of course she went ape-shit on us." Nagi hopped back onto his feet like nothing was wrong and turned to face Lincoln and the girls. "But I'm here to drop off some of your things from the Island." Nagi then stepped to the side and gestured to the small mountain of luggage that was in front of the front porch. Lincoln looked excited to see three particular things among his belongings, and ran to them. The first thing that the girls saw Lincoln grab was a small slender case about a foot and a-half long.

"What's in the case Linc?" Luna asked curiosity getting to her.

"It's something for work. Here let me show ya." Lincoln opened the case to reveal a beautifully crafted rapier.

"Whoa Bro that's a pretty cool looking sword." Luna said not knowing exactly what to say about the weapon.

"Actually Luna that is a rapier, it was made in the 1500's as a Spanish espada ropera, or a dress sword, used for cutting and thrusting." Lisa informed her rocker sibling.

"Yeah exactly, nice dress sword." Luna forced a smile. Lincoln chuckled.

"It's okay Luna you don't have to like Rapitwuor." Lincoln closed the case up and placed it on one of the carriers.

"You gave it a name Bro?" Luna asked raising an eyebrow. Lincoln rubbed the back of his neck embarrassed by the question.

"Well see I was told that I had to give it a name when I helped, Nagi's older sister Ripley, make it from scratch." Lincoln explained.

"All I can say is that there is a reason for that." Nagi interjects.

"Which is what again?" Lincoln asked not knowing the answer.

"All shall be revealed in time Little Brother." Nagi said in a mocking ominous tone and with mocking ominous hand gestures. Suddenly there was a thump, then another, then a rapid thump after thump., all coming from one of the animal carriers. This caught everyones attention, especially Lana.

"Lincoln what's in the animal carriers?" Lana asked excitedly.

"Okay I'll show you, but first I need you to back up a bit and most importantly don't make loud sounds or any sudden movements." Lincoln warned waiting for everyone to back up and acknowledge his request, and once they did just that Lincoln moved to open the door of the cage. Lincoln took a few steps back and crouched in front of the open carrier. "Come on Ester, it's okay you can come out there are some important people I want you to meet, and who want to meet you." Lincoln spoke in a calm soothing voice trying to coax what ever was in the carrier out. Lana carefully moved next to Lincoln and held out a handful of gummy bears.

"Hey there it's okay I won't hurt you, here I have some gummy bears if you want some." Lana then ate one to show that it was okay to eat. Everyone waited as they hurt small thumps heading to the open door. Then a blur of black and white made a dash to Lincoln, who was ready for to receive it.

"Hey hey it's okay Ester your okay." Lincoln then turned slowly to face the rest of the girls. They all saw in Lincoln's arms was a black and white hare, being the animal expert Lana noticed there was something unusual about this hare, in fact all the girl saw he same thing that Lana did.

"Hey Lincoln that's a hare right?" Lana asked double checking in case she missed something. Lincoln looked up from his pet and looked at Lana confused by the question.

"Technically yes and no." Lincoln answered.

"Dear brother I think what Lana is trying to say is that that can't be a normal hare, it's the size of a fully grown basset hound." Lisa exclaimed raising her voice at the last statement. Lincoln took a moment to process what Lisa said, then the light bulb lit up.

"Oooooh okay now I see your guys concern. See Ester is a rare species found on Nagi's home island." Lincoln explained. "She's actually not a hare, she's a Giant Jackchilla,"

"What's a Giant Jackchilla?" Lisa asked

"It's a cross breed between a Antelope Jackrabbit hare, and a Giant Chinchilla rabbit." Nagi interjected an explanation. "Also Ester still has a bit more growing." Nagi added

""How can a crossbreed like this exist?!" Lisa asked raising her voice again, causing the animal in question to nudge into Lincoln, scared.

"Aw Lisa your scaring the poor thing." Lana said moving toward the hybrid Leporidae.

"Sorry" Lisa spoke.

"Hey here you can have one." Lana offer one of her gummy bears. The leporidea sniffed at the hand with gummy bears then looked up to Lincoln waiting for an okay.

"It's okay Ester you can have one." Lincoln smiled giving his permission. The jackchilla then moved and quickly grabbed a red gummy bear, then after finishing it the animal jumped on to Lana knocking her over. The animal then sniffed Lana's ace tickling her with it's whiskers. "Hahahaa that tickles!" Lana said giggling. The jackchilla jumped off Lana and went to Lincoln's side and lay down waiting for her master to pet her, which he did.

"She Likes ya Lana, and seems okay with rest of ya too" Lincoln said petting his unusual rabbit/hare. Everyone else moved closer to pet the jackchilla. "Now I just hope my next pet will be as behaved." Lincoln looked back to the other carrier.

"You have another pet Lincy?" Lily asked excited just like Lana.

"Yeah, but she's not much of a social type." Lincoln sighed.

"Why's that Linc?" Lynn asked.

"Her personality." Lincoln sighed again. "She does what she wants, rarely listens to me, and she's always getting into trouble when I'm not looking." Lincoln looked annoyed, but the smiled. 'But I'm glad I decided to take her." Lincoln stood up moving Ester and walked over to the other animal carrier. Lincoln opened the carrier door, nothing came out.

"Where is it Lincoln? Is it being shy too?" Lana asked getting closer to the opened door. As Lana got closer Lincoln immediately grabbed Lana out of the way just as a silver blur rushed at her.

"Nice try Kyubii." Lincoln smiled at the beast that jumped from the carrier. Lana saw the creature and instantly fell in love with it. The beast was a silver furred fox with black tip tail and ears, it was also the size of a German Shepard/Border collie mixed dog. The fox was sitting looking up at Lincoln with an aura of innocence, this made Lincoln's smile grow. "Don't play innocent with me little girl, come meet some important people." Lincoln put Lana down and walked back over to his first pet and sat back down. The moment he sat the silver fox curled up on his lap feigning to be asleep, the jackchilla laid next to Lincoln completely at peace.

"Wow Lincoln they're beautiful!" Lana exclaimed moving to kneel in front of her brother looking at both creatures. "Just where did you get them?"

"Nagi's home island actually, it as a lot of unique creatures there. I found Ester and I was given Kyubii by Nagi." Lincoln answered while stroking Ester and Kyubii's fur.

"Yeah and trust me it was not easy convincing Enferna to part with one of her pups." Nagi said, his body slumping slightly at the tiring hoops he went through to get Kyubii for Lincoln. "But it was worth it." Nagi smiled at the end.

"Who's Enferna?" Lana asked.

"That would be Kyubii's mother, and my father's partner. And I say partner because you don't call my father's three partners 'pets,' they will get offended, they are that intelligent." Nagi explained more then necessary.

"Oh, that's cool, it sound like a animal paradise where you're from." Lori spoke.

"Nope, back home it's survival of the fittest." Nagi casually says while everyone looks at him with curiosity at his statement. "Anyway, I best be going got to go get shit done before the day is wasted." With that Nagi turned to the direction of his place and left.

"See ya Nagi." Lincoln turned his head to look at Nagi walking away, to which Nagi waved a good bye as he walked away.

"You know Lincoln I'll just say it, cause we're all thinking it, but who exactly IS Nagi!?" Lynn exclaimed. All the girls nodded in agreement.

"That's a difficult question to answer Lynn. Nagi was raised on an island, where things are done differently then here." Lincoln answered not really knowing how to answer the question.

"Well glad that NAGIng questions answered, now I'll be NAGIed to know more. Hahaha, get it?" Luan joked. Everyone groaned but Lincoln laughed.

"Good one Luan." Lincoln complimented her making her smile and slightly blush.

"Thanks Lincoln, but I'm still clearly rusty." Luan answered modestly.

"Why is that Luan?" Lincoln asked recalling that he had heard that before.

"Well Bro we were just so busy with our studies and trying to find you, we didn't have the same kind of time to do our own things, not that we gave them up." Luna spoke. Lincoln frowned slightly at the part where his loved one put their dreams on hold for him, though he was deep down happy to hear that finding him was much more important to them.

"Then I'll say this now." Lincoln spoke standing up causing Kyubii to jump off his lap and sit up next to him, and Ester to do the same. "I'm going to help you all get back to doing what you loved to do." Lincoln stood gazing at his sisters and Ronnie-Anne, with unwavering determination.

"Linc it's okay, it's all part of growing up." Lori said trying to calm her brother down.

"My mind is made up Lori. And Luna said you didn't give your dreams up you just had less time for them because of me, well I'm back and you'll all have more time again. I want you all to reach your dreams." Lincoln spoke lighting a spark in some of his sisters.

"But Lincy our dream was to have you back in our lives." Leni spoke walking over to Lincoln and hugging him tightly, and each sister and Ronnie-Anne followed suit. Lincoln's heart melted, and he blushed at the sweet also cornie words Leni spoke.

"Well now that your greatest wish has come true, you can all pursue a new dream, or rather your old ones for the older ones." Lincoln stated unwavering in his decision. Before anyone could respond there was a loud honking sound coming up the street. Lori instantly recognized the vehicle, it was her friends.

The vehicle stopped and out popped four somewhat familiar faces to Lincoln. Lori squealed and ran to the four new comers. "Girls it has literally been ages! How have you four been?" Lori hugged each of the mystery women and they returned the hug.

"Who are they?" came a calm, collected version of Lincoln's voice in his head, Lincoln ignored the voice. Lincoln looked each of these ladies over carefully to sate the voices in his head. The first woman Lincoln analyzed, was as tall as Lori, had long brown hair tied up in a ponytail, with red earrings, she was fair skinned, had dim blue eyes, and her outfit was lavender and white blouse that was tight on her C-cup breasts, with a black short dress underneath, and finally she wore long knee socks the same design as her blouse with boots.

"Hmmm. She's dressed casually." Lincoln voiced in his mind. He then looked to the person next to her, sh was a slim red head with white earrings, he wore a short sleeved green and blue top with a light blue jacket, her bottoms were skinny jeans that conformed to her nice tight round ass, "Though not as nice and tight as Lori's" Lincoln thought to himself as he continued to observe the lady, she also had a black bracelet on each wrist, and wore brown sandals.

"She obviously jogs a bit." Lincoln thought to himself. Again he moved his focus to the next woman. The third one had long black hair that reached her ass, there was a teal headband in her hair and she had yellow earrings, a teal sweater around her shoulders on the white polo shirt complimented by her shorts with two yellow buttons, and teal slip-on shoes. Lincoln took notice that she also had great legs.

"Since when did you become a leg man?" Came a loud, playful version of Lincoln's voice in his head. Lincoln again ignore the voice and moved his focus on to the last woman. Lincoln was amazed, if it wasn't for the fact that Lori was standing right in front of them, Lincoln would have thought this last woman was Lori. The woman had medium blonde hair, a brown headband in her hair, black earrings, she wore a brown shirt with white checkers that showed off the size of her breasts, a brown skirt that was not hiding the perfect curves of her hips, and brown sock that rose up high on her legs, and finally her brown shoes.

"Wow if I didn't know any better I'd think Lori had a clone or a twin." Lincoln thought moving his attention to Lori. Lori had changed into a blue blouse with a white t-shirt underneath, a pair of tight jeans. As Lincoln scanned Lori's body, he noticed that she wasn't wearing a bra, he knew because he could see her nipples against her blouse, he also so that Lori's pants showed off all of her lower curves. Lincoln was blushing from all the naughty thoughts racing through his head, Luan noticed this and followed his gaze then smiled mischievously. She then walked up to Lincoln and whispered in his ear.

"Stare any more intensely and you Lincoln log will be pitching a noticeable tent. Hahaha, get it?" Luan moved to look at Lincoln's face. Lincoln snapped out of his trance, but blushed so much his nose started bleeding profusely. The moment that happened Leni saw and became concerned.

"Oh no Lincy your bleeding are you okay?" Leni exclaimed loud enough to get Lori's attention, and once she saw the blood she ran over to Lincoln immediately, pushing Leni and the others away so she could see what was wrong.

"Lincoln are you okay?" Lori about raised her hand to his face when he took her hand gently and held it a moment.

"Yes Lori I just really like your choice of wardrobe." Lincoln smiled at her. "I'll just go take care of this real fast." And before Lori could process what he said, he was walking into the house, his pets following after him. As Lincoln entered the house Lori realized what his compliment really meant and blushed, though not as had as Lincoln, all the Loud siblings and Ronnie-Annie giggled at her reaction.

"So Lori who's the hunk that just went into your house?"

"Is he your boy-toy?"

"Is he single, maybe a brother?"

"Even though he was bleeding, he was still a very sexy hunk."

Lori had been in such a daze from the realization that she turned her brother on with what she thought was a basic outfit, she hadn't noticed that her friends walked up behind her. She quickly turned to face them and saw they all had huge smiles. The Lori look-a-like stepped toward Lori.

"Lori you just have to dish, tell us everything!" she exclaimed excitedly. Lori was stuck, she couldn't tell them that the 'hunk' was her long lost brother and that he has returned to marry her and 10 others.

"It's complicated girls, but I can say he is taken." Lori managed to think up to say to her friends.

"Oh you're soooo lucky Lori." This time the red haired woman spoke to Lori. Lori thought up an excuse to change the subject.

"Well anyway Carol you said it was important that we hang out, something happen?" Lori asked remembering their earlier talk on the phone.

"Nice change of subject Lori, but yes. It's about Dana's fiance." The look-a-like answered.

"EX fiance!" Spoke the brunette in a bitter, hateful tone.

"What ex!? What happened?" Lori asked her friend.

"I don't want to talk about it, lets talk about that handsome man in your house. How long have you been seeing him?" The brunette asked trying to deflect the attention back on Lori.

"Now Dana as much as we all want to know who the mystery man is, you need to talk to us about what happened." The red haired woman spoke putting an end to the brunette's lame deflecting attempts.

"Becky's right Dana you came home two nights ago crying your eyes out." The black haired woman now speaking up.

"Okay fine Beatrix, Becky, Carol, and Lori, I'll tell you what happened. Luis cheated on me with another woman!" Dana spoke as tears began to fall from her face.

"That rat bastard! Don't worry Dana we'll help you get over that ass-hole!" Lori then led her friends inside the house. As they were heading up stairs Lincoln saw his eldest sister. Lori turned quickly to Lincoln. "I'm sorry I have an emergency right now." Lincoln held up his hand.

"It's okay Lori go take care of your friends." Lincoln smiled at Lori a genuine smile. Lori smiled back at him and very quickly kissed him on his lips, catching him off guard.

"Thank you. I will make it up to you, promise." Lori very reluctantly went up stairs after her friends. After Lincoln knew she was in her room Lincoln went back out side with his pets following him.

As he entered outside he saw that the rest of his siblings and Ronnie-Anne, he also saw a nice looking hearse pull up, though Lincoln was weary of the vehicle. Once the hearse was parked, out came a beautiful vampire cosplayer. She had long black hair that covered her right eye, she wore red lipstick and eye liner, she wore a black dress. Lincoln noticed Lucy walk up to the beautiful cosplayer, just as he had already deduced. Lincoln made his way back to his stuff, when he heard Lucy and her friend's conversation.

"Hey Lucy, you ready for our horror movie marathon?" The cosplayer spoke in an even dreamy voice.

"Hey Haiku." Lucy asked in her usual monotone. "Yea I sure am, though we will be having a gust join us, if that's alright?" Lucy asked.

"Sure as long as they appreciate horror movies." The vampire cosplayer commented. Lucy turned to Lincoln and gave him a thumbs up, to which he gave them back. The two Goths went inside to the basement livingroom to watch their movies. As they were making their way inside Haiku whispered to Lucy.

"Who's the man going through the boxes?"

"I'll tell you later." Lucy whispered back. Lincoln smirked at Lucy's lack of answer, and went back to looking through his things.

Not even 5 minutes another vehicle pulled up, this time it was a Lamborghini with two people in the vehicle. The first person to step out was a woman with black hair and purple streaks gelled up in style, they wore light pink eye-shadow, dark purple lipstick, a medium length aubergine jacket, underneath the jacket was a mini t-shirt with stripes, the shirt showed off her midriff, under that was a pink skirt with checkers on it, and finally white boots.

The second person was also a woman. She medium length blonde hair with a teal streak, she has two nice looking piercings, she also had four fake eyelashes, she wore a light blue leather jacket with a skull patch underneath was a white shirt with a symbol on it, she had on burgundy ripped jeans, and to finish it off were the same kind of dark purple as Luna's.

"Oy Luna Love, how yous doin?" The blonde asked running over to Luna and hugging her.

"Hey ya Luna,. You been rockin lately?" The Black haired teal streaked asked Luna, while walking up to her ad the blonde.

As Lincoln glimpsed at Luna he felt a twinge of jealousy and possessiveness, which he quickly shook away and went back to sorting his stuff. Luna however did notice Lincoln's momentary gaze, and knew she needed to think of a plan to get Sam in his harem.

"I'm doing good guys, in fact I may have more time for my music." Luna smiled happily at that prospect, as were her friends.

"That's great Luna! Come on lets go practice now!" The blonde exclaimed excitedly.

"Give me one sec, Sam, Tabby, I got to talk to someone first." Luna then turned and walked back to Lincoln. "Lincoln are you sure you're okay with us hanging out with our friends?" Luna looked deep in his eyes for a n answer.

"Luna it's fine, I plan to join you later after I get my stuff in order." Lincoln smiled at Luna, the added, "Though I won't lie I might be getting a bit jealous of Sam being all over you." Lincoln scratched the back of his neck. Luna smirked at him.

"I knew it." Luna then shocked Lincoln, she kissed him on the lips just like Lori but a bit longer. All the siblings and Ronnie-Anne saw and they were a bit jealous, even Sam and Tabby saw. Luna then ran over to her friends.

"Wow Luna who's that?" Sam asked curious, not a bit jealous.

""Yeah he looks so familiar." Tabby added.

"I'll tell you in the garage." Luna spoke blushing from her bold kiss.

"Wow is there a full Luna out? Hahaha, get it?" Luan asked walking up next to Lincoln. "Well Lincoln seems we're all being whisked away by our friends. Hope you're not getting jealous about it?" Luan asked smirking at her brother.

"A bit Luan, but as long as I don't lose any of you, I'll adapt." Lincoln smirked back at Luan. Though it may seem that Luan is composed, but in actuality she is bursting from being near Lincoln. "So Which of your friends are coming over Luan?" Lincoln asked turning to his comedian sister.

"Well that should be Maggie and Giggles, and a few others, off the top of my head." Luan though momentarily.

"I see so your going to try out your clown material, and mime play. Your clowning my mime. Hahaha get it." Lincoln said and all Luan could do was smile a true smile and giggle at his pun.

""Your getting there Linc." Luan then reached up and kissed gently on his lips, Lincoln at this point was ready for the kiss. A minute passed and Luan finally broke the embrace. "That was great Lincoln, you were just as I'd imagine you'd be at kissing." Before either one could react, five people showed up.

"Hey Luan we're here." Spoke the one with a feminine clown costume on. Lincoln couldn't tell who it was, though he could tell who the woman in Goth was, even if she wasn't with Lucy's group.

"Hey Giggles, hey Maggie, everybody, you showed up just in time. Let's head to the back yard so we can start practicing for the show." Luan gestured for everyone to follow her to the backyard.

As Lincoln watched he sighed and looked to the rest of his loved ones, smiling at them and they returned his smile. As the hour went on each of the girls had their friends come over, except Ronnie-Anne and Lily. Lincoln finally ot his things sorted and put in his room, except for the more dangerous stuff he had, he kept that at Nagi's under lock and key. Lincoln Ronnie-Anne, and Lily sat in the yard for a breather, when Lily asked a question.

"Lincoln? Can you teach me that martial arts that Sylphiea taught you?" Lily looked up at her brother, who blinked at his little sister not knowing what to say.

"Yeah I want to learn it too, please Babe." Ronnie-Anne also began to beg. Lincoln thought for a moment and then decided.

"Okay, I don't see any harm in you learning. Plus Sylphiea doesn't mind if others learn." Lincoln then stood and lifted the two girls up."Okay first take the proper stance." Lincoln showed the two the correct stance, and they followed Lincoln's instructions. "Good, now comes the hard part." Lincoln then slowly moved his left hand out in front of his chest, while at the same time moving his right arm down to his right hip in a half closed palm. "Now focus all your force into your right palm like this then..." Lincoln then pivoted forward on his left foot while taking a half right step. "You want to pivot forward like so and strike like so." Lincoln then thrust his right closed palm forward while moving his left arm to his left hip in the same manner as he had his right moments ago. "Then bring your left down to the same position as your right palm was, but leave your left palm open when your prepare to strike with it." Lincoln then turned to look at Lily following his instructions fluidly and with little effort, but Saw Ronnie-Anne struggle a bit, but she was stubbornly refusing to quit and kept doing it over until she actually got it.

It was now 2:25 pm and the summer sun was making Lincoln, Ronnie-Anne, and Lily work a sweat. Lincoln suggested that they should head in to get a refreshing drink. On their way to the kitchen Lincoln saw that Leni and her friends were in the livingroom talking about fashion and the gossip around town, Leni saw Lincoln and waved to him and blew a kiss to him, her friends saw and asked 'Who is that hunk?'

Lincoln waved and kissed back and made his way to the dinning room where Lola and Lana's respective group of friends were all hanging at the table having a discussion about something Lincoln couldn't understand. The Twins saw their brother, and like Leni, and waved and blew him a kiss, to which he returned both to each of them. Both groups stared at Lincoln drooling at him a bit, and as he left the room asked the Twins how they knew him.

Finally making it in the kitchen Lincoln saw Lynn and her huge group of sweaty athlete friends guzzling down some sport drinks. Lincoln was entranced by Lynn's change of clothes, She had changed from her usual red jacket and white tank-top with a one on he back and her red-white striped shorts, and was wearing a one modest red sports bra, and tight red shorts. This wasn't an unusual way to dress when she trained or exercised with her friends and family, but she was actually hoping to capture Lincoln's attention with her tights.

"Hey guy's. Me and the girls here just got done with our work out, and were going to go for a swim in the pool. Wanna join us?" Lynn asked the three as they got their drinks and gulped them down.

"I'd love to go for a swim, I'll go change." Lily put her cup down and ran to her room to go change into her swimsuit.

"Mind if I borrow a swimsuit from you Lynn?" Ronnie-Anne asked, having not packed one of her own.

"Sure Ronnie-Anne, take your pick already picked mine out and was just about to change myself." Lynn answered, then looked to Lincoln for his answer hoping for a yes but afraid that he might shy away from wanting to show his scars to their friends.

"I'm all for it, though I'm going to go see if anyone else wants to join us for a swim." Lincoln spoke smiling at the thought of being around his women in sexy swimsuits. Lynn also smiled at his answer.

"Okay, don't take forever though." Lynn then tip-toed up and pecked Lincoln's lips with hers and walked to her room, followed by her crew.

"Who's the ripped stud Lynn?" Asked a brunette with twin pig-tails, Lincoln smiled at the fact that none of his siblings had told their friends who he was yet. Lincoln made his way back to the dinning room and asked the Twins and their friends, they said yes and went to change. He went to the livingroom and asked Leni and her friends, they too said yes and went to change.

"Come on guys, I have some totes styles I made a while ago in my sewing room down stairs." Leni spoke leading her friends to one of the rooms downstairs.

"Hey can you ask Lucy and her friend if they want to join us since you're heading that way?" Lincoln asked as Leni walked to the basement stairs.

"Sure thing Darling." Leni sexily spoke to him. "I hope you'll like the designs of my swimsuits." And before Lincoln could respond Leni vanished down stairs. Lincoln sighed and then decided to head to Lori and her friends. Lincoln walked up the stair turned to his left and walked down to the familiar direction of his eldest two sisters, and knocked.

"Who is it?" Came Lori's voice. Lincoln poked his head in briefly, and saw Lori, Carol, and Beatrix still consoling the heartbroken Dana.

"Hey just seeing if everyone wants to go for a swim in the pool, or just hang around it." Lincoln asked as he let himself in the room closing the door behind him. As Lincoln walked in the room toward Lori, Lori's friends sat up pay all attention to him. When Lincoln was mere inches in front of Lori she could only stare at him dreamily.

"Well I'd love to but I'm trying to help Dana through something difficult, so I'm making it about her right now." Lori spoke regretfully to her brother, she really did want to show off her sexy new swimsuit to him.

"Oh no don't use me as an excuse Lori Loud. I think using your guys' pool would be a great way to recover from my wounded heart. Not to mention we'll get to be around this hunk of a man." Dana spoke boldly looking at Lincoln at the end of her sentence, making him blush slightly.

"Oh he's cute when you make him blush." Carol spoke giggling with the other girls, Lincoln just blushed more.

"Sorry if we're teasing your boyfriend Lori." Becky half-heartedly apologized to Lori and by extension Lincoln. Now Lori was blushing as deep as her brother.

"Well I guess me and the girls will be down after we change into our swimsuits, Lincoln." Lori spoke looking happily in Lincoln's blue eyes.

"Can't wait Lori." Lincoln then turned to walk out, but Lori suddenly grabbed his arm and turned him back around and kissed his lips with loads of passion that lovers give each other at least from her friend's point of view.

"I'll be down soon." Lori spoke softly to Lincoln, letting him go. Feeling light headed and with a stupid smile on his face Lincoln urned again and left the room to change into his swim trunks.

"Lori didn't you call him Lincoln just now? As in your long lost brother Lincoln?" Carol asked, causing Lori to tense up. She had forgot that not many knew that Lincoln was back in their lives and was romantically pursuing her and her sister, and Ronnie-Anne.

"That has got to be a coincidence Carol. No way Lori's long lost little brother would just show up and Lori not tell us immediately, and on top of that kiss him that passionately." Beatrix commented. Lori just stood there in silence, everyone now looking at her intently.

"OH MY GOD! Lori IS that Lincoln?!" Dana asked needing to hear the words from Lori. Lori took a deep breath and exhaled before turning to her friends.

"We need to get changed girls, don't want to be the last ones to the pool.' Lori poke trying to the question. Lori started to strip off her clothes revealing her bare naked DD breasts and her light blue thong, and grabbed a swimsuit for herself and her friends. Carol looked over to the other girls and they all shared a shrug and they too started stripping down to their underwear and change into the swimsuits given to them. After changing Lori sighed again.

"Sorry girls, I'll tell you when we get down to the pool, K?" Lori compromised, putting on a small light blue bikini with an L on each breast.

"No we're sorry Lori we know how sensitive you are about Lincoln." Carol spoke walking to Lori putting a hand on her to reassure her, while wearing a DD blue-green bra and matching thong. She took the swimsuit handed to her and started putting it on.

"Yeah and besides we are suppose to be focusing on Dana and her brake up." Beatrix interjected while pulling up her swimming bottoms over her black frilled panties and took off her bra revealing her C31 breasts and quickly putting a white bikini top on. Dana moaned in annoyance at her friends.

"Can we please drop the subject, it's over. I WON"T MARRY A CHEATER!" Dana exclaimed firmly, pulling a yellow stripped bikini top over her perky C32 breasts.

"We aren't saying you should take him back, but you should at least talk to him." Becky voiced her opinion, as she stepped into and pulled up a one piece swimsuit that showed off her marvellous shaped ass and B36 breasts.

"Okay Dana how about while we're at the pool we focus on having fun, and take a break from any Luis talk?" Lori yet again compromised, to which her friend whole heartedly agreed to.

While that conversation was going on as Lincoln had just left the room he saw his grandfather coming down the stairs from his living area. Lincoln smiled brightly taking in the fact that his grandfather was still around and as active as he was ten years ago, but then Lincoln's smile faded slightly as he saw his grandfather struggle a bit to get to the next set of stairs. Lincoln rush over to his grandfather to see if he could help him.

"You need help Pop-pop?" Lincoln asked looking concerned for his grandfather. Albert looked at his grandson and smiled.

"Hey there kiddo, I'm just trying to get down to the pool. Heard there was a party going on there." Albert explained. Lincoln then noticed that Pop-pop was wearing swimming trunks.

"Well let me help you down then Pop-pop." Lincoln offered but Pop-pop held up his hand and stopped him.

"No Kiddo you need to go get ready yourself. I can get down the stairs myself I promise." Pop-pop smiled again at his only grandson.

Lincoln hesitated for a moment. "You sure Pop-pop?"

"Yes my boy I am. I'm only 75, I'm not dead yet." Pop-pop then flexed his right arm. Lincoln chuckled at his grandfathers joke.

"Okay Pop-pop Ill see you down there in a bit." Lincoln began walking toward his room when he remembered something, turning to Pop-pop. "Hey Pop-pop do you know where Mom and Dad are, I haven't seen them since lunch?" Pop-pop smiled at Lincoln and winked at him.

"It's a secret kiddo, but they should be home soon." And with that Pop-pop made his way down stairs.

"Secret huh?" Lincoln smirked and also made his way to his destination when he heard a voice coming from Lisa and Lily's room.

"Need to find something sexy so that Lincoln will notice me just as much as the others, and not to mention to keep him from wondering." Lincoln being curious knocked on the door and waited. Not to long after the door cracked open and out came Lily's head seeing who it was. "Oh it's you Lincoln what's up?" Lily asked smiling a smile that told Lincoln that she was up to something and didn't want anyone to find out.

"Nothing just heard a voice and wanted to heck to see who it was." Lincoln said hiding the fact that he overheard what Lily said.

"Oh it was just me trying to find a swimsuit that still fits" Lily blushed while telling a half-lie. Lincoln smiled at her.

"Well I was just about to go do the same thing then I'll head on down myself. Think you'll be ready by then ?"

"Yeah of course I'm not like the others, I don't take forever getting ready." Lily bragged to her brother. Lincoln laughed and ruffled up her hair a bit.

"Okay then how about a race to see who can get dressed and down stairs first, agreed?" Lincoln proposed to his youngest sibling, who had the biggest grin Lincoln had seen, not including Sylphiea when she plots to torment Nagi with her love.

"Deal, but winner gets to make the loser do one thing they want." Lily added, Lincoln looked at his baby sister and thought about it.

Okay Lily, deal." Lincoln and Lily shook on it. The moment that Lincoln let go he ran to his room, didn't even bother closing the door and Lily went back into her room and went to gab her choice of swimwear. Lincoln pulled his shirt off and pulled his pants off and went to his now updated dresser and pulled a pair of white and orange swimming trunks and laid it out on his bed and as he turned to pick out a swim top he heard a gasp. Lincoln turned to see that not only Luna and her friends but Lori and her group had all walked into the hallway and had seen Lincoln in his boxers. Lincoln quickly closed his door blushing and panicking that Luna and Lori's friends might have seen his scars and burns. Lincoln didn't want to scare them and was planning to wear something to hide his markings.

"Well we might as well get it over with and go have some fun right?" Came the childish voice in Lincoln's mind. Though Lincoln did not acknowledge the voice he did agree with it. He went over to his swim trunks and quickly put them on, and as he had them on he heard a knock on his door. Before he could answer in came Luna by herself.

"Hey Bro, Lori sent me to tell you that the girls didn't notice your scars, and that we're sorry if we embarrassed ya." Luna looked to the side and blushed from remembering the last few seconds herself.

"It's fine Luna, though unexpected, I already told you guys that I'm not ashamed or embarrassed of my scars I just didn't want to frighten your friends, and it was my fault for leaving my door open." Lincoln spoke reassuring Luna that it was nobodies fault. "Though you and your friends did surprise me, I thought you all were out in the garage rockin out?" Lincoln inquired.

"We were but Lynn said that everyone was getting it the pool and-"

"And you didn't want to miss seeing your brother in swimming trunks?" Lincoln teasingly interjected, causing Luna to blush and nod yes. Lincoln walked closer to Luna causing her o look up into his eyes. "Same with me, but with you girls." Lincoln smirked then cupped Luna's face, lent down and kissed her lips softly. There was a momentary pause when Lincoln heard from the hall.

"Hahaha Lincoln I'm going to beat you to the pool!" Lily's slightly muffled voice came through the door. Lincoln had completely forgot about his race with Lily.

"Sorry Luna got to go chase down Lily. See you at the pool." Lincoln gave Luna one last quick kiss but this time on her forehead, and booked it out of his room to catch up to Lily, while putting his white tank top on. As Lincoln rounded the corner to the dinning room he saw Lily had made it to the kitchen and was already at the door. "I hate using this to win but ..." Suddenly Lincoln disappeared, and just as Lily was about to reach the door it opened up and from behind her came a small gust of wind. When she opened her eyes she saw Lincoln had some how beat her outside.

"Hey how'd you do that Lincoln?" Lily asked with excited curiosity. Lily walked up to Lincoln and noticed that he was breathing a bit heavily. Lincy are you okay?" Lily asked sensing something was wrong with her brother. Lincoln got his breath under control and smiled at Lily.

"It's okay Lil, I'm fine just used a movement technique I shouldn't have." Lily looked at her brother uncertain if he was telling the truth. "Anyway I cheated so that means you win by default so what do you want me to do?" Lincoln knelt down to his youngest sister so he could hear her request. Lily blushed, she never thought she would actually win she didn't have anything concrete she wanted from Lincoln.

"Can I have a while to think about it?" Lily asked giving Lincoln puppy dog eyes. Lincoln laughed at this and nodded.

"Sure, just let me know when you have something in mind okay?" Lincoln then picked up Lily and put her on his shoulders and continued to walk to the patio and make way to the pool. Upon walking to the edge of the patio Lincoln saw that Lori, Leni, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lola, and Lisa and all their friends were around the pool sitting or playing in the pool. Lincoln looked around but didn't notice Ronnie-Anne. Suddenly Lincoln felt extra weight on his back as copper skinned legs and hands encircled around him. "Hey Ronnie." Lincoln spoke casually not phased by his hispanic lover's additional weight on him.

"How'd you know it was me?" Ronnie-Anne asked.

"It was your scent." Lincoln answered. Ronnie-Anne had a confused face at the answer.

"My scent? You were able to tell it was me by my scent?" Ronnie asked giggling a bit at this.

"Yup, plus your the only one her with beautiful copper skin." Lincoln then took her right hand and brought it to his lips and gently kissed it. This made Ronnie-Anne blush a deep red.

"Your such a flirt Lincoln Loud." Ronnie-Anne whispered while snuggling into his back. Lincoln smiled at the compliment.

"Want me to stop?" He teased her. He could feel Ronnie-Anne shake her head indicating no.

"Don't ever change Lame-O." Ronnie-Anne spoke softly again. Lincoln smiled at this, Lily listening to all this was inspired to decide what she wanted from Lincoln, but she was going to need Lisa, and the Twins for her plan to work.

"Okay you two take a deep breath." Lincoln spoke to the girls on him with a mischievous smile.

"Why?" Both girls asked, when Lincoln started running toward the pool. Realizing what he was going to do Ronnie-Anne tried to let go of him, but Lincoln had a grip on her legs and Lily's too.

"LINCOLN LOUD don't you dare!" Ronnie-Anne screamed out, but it was too late Lincoln jumped and in the pool they went causing a huge splash that hit everyone nearby, except Pop-pop who was wise enough to place his chair a bit out of the slash zone.

"AHHHHHH!" Came the many screams of females who weren't expecting to practically get drowned, even those sitting in the pool chairs. As the water settled Lily and Ronnie-Anne came up for air, but Lincoln didn't.

"You guys, where's Lincoln?" Lynn asked a bit worried at the fact that Lincoln hadn't come up for air yet. Lily, and Ronnie both looked around themselves and below but couldn't see Lincoln, everyone was about to panic when they heard the sound of someone getting out of the water. They all looked over to the opposite end of the pool to see Lincoln had jumped out.

"See now that's how you make a splash." Lincoln turned and joked. Lincoln heard Luan laugh while everyone else groaned.

"Don't do that Lincoln you had us worried." Leni spoke out scolding her brother lover.

"Sorry Leni. I'll behave from now on." Lincoln laughed, seeing him enjoying himself made all the Louds, and Ronnie-Anne smile at him.

"So you guys still haven't given use a straight answer on who that hunk is." Leni's friend with the light brown braided ponytail hair and Caucasian skin spoke addressing not just Leni but all of the Loud Sisters, excluding Luna, who just walked out with her friends.

"What you lot talkin about?' Tabby asked curiosity getting the best of her.

"We were just grilling the Louds about who the white haired hunk is." another one of Leni's friends asked, this time she was an Asian with long black hair in a normal ponytail. Tabby looked back to Luna and back to the large group.

"Well our girl hasn't said a thing either." Tabby pointed at Luna mockingly disappointed that she won't tell them anything, not even Sam. "I mean E's got to be Luna's boyfriend the way they were making out when we got 'ere." Tabby grinned teasing Luna, how blushed.

"Wait what?! You must be mistaken Tabby, cause he was all over Lynn in the kitchen earlier." One on Lynn's friends spoke up correcting Tabby.

"What you talkin bout Polly? I know what I saw, and he was kissing Luna like a man kisses his girl, like how Luna kisses Sam." Tabby sat up right defending what see saw.

"Your both wrong, because was just up stairs 5 minutes ago passionately kissing Lori!" Exclaimed Dana. The Louds and even Ronnie-Anne were starting to feel the tension growing among the group of friends. When Lincoln walked over to them, being the only one oblivious to the tension. As he got closer Sam rushed over to him as did Dana.

* SMACK * followed by another *SMACK*

There was silence as both ladies had smacked Lincoln out of rage. Lincoln's pets started growling ready to pounce, but Lincoln stopped them with a hand gesture and just stood there unfazed, and looked at each of them with surprisingly gentle and calm eyes.

"Have I done something to offend you two ladies?" Lincoln asked in a kind , yet sadden tone that almost made his sisters and Ronnie-Anne's heart break. Having been caught off guard by his calmness the two ladies had momentarily forgotten their rage, but regained it quickly.

"Yes! You got a lot of nerve cheating on Lori." Dana yelled at Lincoln.

"How dare you play with my Luna's heart, I'm okay with her dating me and another person, but I'll be damned if I let that person hurt her, ya gigolo." Sam yelled, surprising Luna and Tabby as they had never seen Sam get so mad. Lincoln now putting the dots together looked to his sisters and Ronnie-Anne and smiled showing he had it under control.

"Tell me cause I'm very curious is it common practice to slap someone without all the facts?" Lincoln asked, though his voice sounded strange to his sisters and Ronnie-Anne. Caught off guard momentarily by the reaction Sam and Dana stepped back.

"We aren't the ones who's two-timing our friends and loved ones." Dana stated after recovering, which caused Sam to recover as well.

"She's right, your the one who's at fault here Sir!" Sam exclaimed. Lincoln looked at each of the women, his once gentle eyes now cold, this didn't go unnoticed by the Loud Sisters and Ronnie-Anne.

"There's one of my points. You slapped someone whose name you don't even know." Lincoln spoke no emotion to it. "Further you acted not with rationality, but emotion. A rational person thinks things out and acts when they have all of the facts, and not half-assed info." Lincoln then moved passed the two ladies toward the group."Though I can't fault you two entirely when Lincoln's harem hasn't told you everything." At the mention of Lincoln saying his name in the third person the Louds and Ronnie-Anne realize, that wasn't Lincoln.

"Which one are you?" Lisa asked feeling a bit uneasy not knowing how this version of her brother would react.

"I believe I was given the name Roteki" Roteki/Lincoln answered stopping in front of the porch. "Please be at ease I'm not going to harm anyone here, Lincoln would sooner take his own life then allow that, he can be so irrational when it comes to you lovely ladies. Though I suppose that's what's kept him alive for so long, any rational person would have died from all the torture we went through."Roteki/Lincoln rambled a bit.

"How do you know about their brother Lincoln Loud?" Carol asked, only understanding half the conversation. Roteki looked at Carol with his piercing emotionless eyes.

"Now that is an intelligent question Miss, so I'll answer it. You see I guess you could say I met Lincoln during a dark time in his life. If I recall correctly he was dangling from a chain being tortured with a car battery." Everyone including Pop-pop, the Loud Sisters and Ronnie-Anne went paler then a ghost.

"Th-they electrocuted Lincoln?" Luan asked her voice trembling trying not to brake down and cry before the story was finished, as did her sisters and Ronnie-Anne.

"Yes, though and pardon the pun, it's shockingly not the worst part of it." Roteki spoke his voice still void of emotion. "They eventually cut into his arm and sent the electric current through his blood stream, sometimes his heart would stop, then they just use the same car battery to jump start his heart again." As he spoke of the horrors the girls then remembered the very scars on Lincoln's arms and realized those must be the scars Roteki was talking about. At that realization the youngest five Louds broke and cried.

"And you didn't help him!?" Beatrix exclaimed loudly, Roteki turned instantly to her and stared

"Not much I could do. All I could do was keep him alive and ease his pain." Roteki spoke.

"Wait if your here then it means you escaped. Why didn't you bring Lincoln with ya?" Polly exclaimed

"Again speaking without knowing any of the facts." Roteki sighed annoyed. " I didn't escape for one, I was freed, second, Lincoln can't go anywhere without me and a few others." Now everyone with the exception of the Louds and Ronnie-Anne were confused.

"What do you mean he can't go anywhere without you and your friends? Your the only one here." Maggie surprisingly spoke up, but with a snarky tone.

"Good observation Miss, So tell me what does that tell you exactly? Think about all the things I've said carefully" Roteki asked. "And no helping them Louds and Ronnie-Anne." Roteki added looking to them.

"Why can't they 'elp?" Tabby asked curious.

"Because they already know just where Lincoln is and my relation to hi, but you all don't." Roteki spoke not looking away from the Louds and Ronnie-Anne.

"Okay well from what you told us you met Lincoln when he was in danger, but couldn't do anything to really help." Becky spoke.

"You were freed from where ever you were being held ." Leni's friend named Clair spoke.

"And you and some others go where ever Lincoln goes." Carol finished.

"Yes all correct." Roteki answered.

"Well either your lying to us, or your Lincoln Loud." Darcy, Lisa's only friend, spoke up. At that comment Roteki smirked to the lot of them, the first time they'd seen him show any kind of emotion

"Not bad, your not far off Miss. I am one of Lincoln Loud's split personas, Roteki." Roteki spoke still smirking. Again everyone but the Louds and Ronnie-Anne were surprised.

"WHAT!?" They all yelled when suddenly a blur tackled Roteki/Lincoln into the pool causing everyone to jump in surprise.

*SPLASH*

A few moments passed by when Lincoln emerged from the water gasping for breath, followed by the one who tackled him into the pool.

"Jesus Nagi, you have got to stop doing that, or at least give me a heads up!" Lincoln exclaimed spurting and coughing out pool water. Nagi got out of the pool and offered Lincoln a hand up.

"Sorry, but when I heard you were going to have a pool episode I got everyone ready and came running right over!" Nagi smirked, clearly excited about something. At that moment Sylphiea Reggie, Alexandria, and Alexander walked through the kitchen door all in their swimsuits. Alexander like Lincoln wore swimming trunks but no shirt. Alexandria was wearing a Japanese schoolgirl one-piece swimsuit. Reggie had a bikini top and a swimming skirt on, and held a book. Sylphiea was wearing a white two-piece swimsuit that looked a bit tight on her, she also had an umbrella protecting her from the sun's ultra violet rays. Nagi whistled at his fiance, who simply turned showing him more and spinning her umbrella. Lincoln looked at Nagi and saw he was still in his normal everyday outfit, just now wet.

"Hope it's all right to join in Little Bunny?" Sylphiea spoke softly while still flirting Nagi. Lincoln just sighed and smiled grateful that they were here now.

"Of course Sensei, you're welcome to join." Lincoln gave a slight bow to his martial arts instructor, who gave a slight nod back.

"Okay who are these clowns, and how do they know about Lincoln?" the voice belonged to one of Luan's friends Giggles.

"Name's Nagi Bateman, this is my fiance Sylphiea Jackson, Regina Fera Evens, the married twins Alexander and Alexandria Andorsin, and finally Lincoln Albert Loud." And with that Nagi jumped back into the pool to actually swim.

Again silence, with the exception of Nagi doing the doggy paddle in the pool. Lincoln looked at all of the wide eyed women and just waved.

"Hello Lincoln Loud, nice to meet you." Lincoln then scratched the back of his head nervously.

"I don't know about the rest of you but I'm seriously confused as to what's going on and who these new people are." Haiku spoke gloomily, watching everything from the sidelines quietly until now.

"We are Lincoln's family, friends, and crew mates. Who are you Vamperella?" Alexandria asked in her playful tone she used when she realllly wanted to play one of her games with someone. To which Alexander took his twin/wife and threw her into the pool and jumped in after her. As e threw her Alexandria laughed before slashing into the pool.

"I apologize for our intrusion and rudeness." Reggie spoke while slightly bowing to everyone else apologizing to them for her crews behavior. "You see myself and the Twins went through some traumatic things with Lincoln here, and Nagi here was the one who saved us from that hell." Standing up Reggie then went to sit in an empty pool chair to read, while Lincoln ,still dripping wet, looked at everyone again hesitant in what to say or do next.

"Okay so from what I'm getting from all of this is that this person standing in front of us is indeed The Lincoln Loud, your guys' brother." Polly, one of Lynn's friends, summarized breaking the awkward silence. "The same brother who we've all seen kiss his own sisters like a long lost lover?" Polly added to her summarization. Lynn just face-palmed herself out of annoyance at her friend.

"Yes Polly that is exactly everything up to this point." Lynn spoke to her friend.

"But why was your brother making out with his own sisters?" The long haired Japanese friend of Leni's named Sonja asked looking at Leni for an answer. Leni thought sweating slightly thinking of an plausible answer.

"W-well to be fair we didn't make out with him, and in some parts of the world it's quite common to kiss family on the lips." Leni spoke hoping they believed her, they didn't.

"Yeah sorry Leni girl but the length, passion and expression after, there is no way it's a simple family kiss" Spoke the light brunette with a long pony-tail named Britney, another one of Leni's friends. Lori's friends turned to her with a knowing look.

"Yeah Lori we saw how happy and passionate you were when he kissed you in your room before we came down." Becky exclaimed hands on her hips looking at Lori a little miffed at her.

"Look girls I was going to tell you eventually, when Lincoln had settled into being home after 10 years away. As for the kisses well..." Lori trailed off in her apology. Lincoln then looked at Luna's group.

"Luna why didn't you tell me your brother finally returned. I thought we had no secrets?" Sam spoke to Luna a little hurt in her voice.

"I thought we was mates Luns." Tabby expressed her hurt as well. "Plus you know how much I digged your brother back then." Tabby added, new news to Lincoln.

"Sam, Tabby look Lincoln's only been back for three days, and mine and my families thoughts and focus has been on him. I haven't been intentionally keeping him a secret, I've just been to preoccupied to tell you." Luna explained starting to get a bit defensive with her girlfriend and friend. Lincoln noticed but was distracted suddenly by Lucy's conversation with Haiku.

"So your brother grew into a hunk with a tortured soul, and he's also a forbidden lover. Cool." Haiku spoke in her usual monotone voice but with a slight smile, and thumb up. Lucy blushed slightly at this compliment to her brother.

"Yup he's my one true soul-mate." Lucy spoke in her monotone voice still blushing bright red. Lincoln then looked to Lynn's crew.

"Lynn what's going on? You brothers back, and we're just hearing about it? I thought we were a team? Is he going to be a distraction from the up coming M.M.A tournament?" A long light brown haired woman asked.

"Whoa there Margo take it easy. Okay first, your all finding out that the mystery man you've all been drooling over is my brother Lincoln. Second yes my brother is back, and I was spending time with him as a family thing. Third we are always gonna be a team,. Finally he isn't a distraction for the upcoming tournament in fact he's going to help me train for it." Lynn spewed off at her best friend Margo. Lincoln looked to Luan now.

"Luan stop making jokes and just answer us already. Why were you making out with your brother?" Giggles asked calmly to her friend and comedy mentor. Luan thought then answered the usual way she does.

"Well they often say incest is the best. Hahaha get it?" Luan tried to play the question off again.

"LUAN! Just answer the simple question please!" Maggie yelled at Luan having had enough jokes about this topic. Lincoln was starting to get that protective impulse he often got when someone he cared about was being attacked, physically and verbally by someone else.

"HEY!" Suddenly everyone stopped what they were doing, except Nagi who was now floating around in the pool, and looked over to an upset Lincoln Loud. "Okay first of all ladies my sisters don't have to tell any of you a damn thing about me returning, that is a family need to know, and unless you married into this family while I was gone that means all of you!" Lincoln looked at Sam and Maggie specifically at the last part, and continued. "Secondly, as to why we have been acting more affectionate with each other, even though we're siblings, is because I plan to marry them and Ronnie-Anne." Lincoln looked each in the eyes asserting his conviction in his statement. "Now any more questions or complaints, can and will be directed to me, please." Lincoln then returned to his gentle self.

"I have one." Carol spoke taking a step toward Lincoln. "What makes you think you can marry not only one woman, but multiple, most of them being your own sisters?" Carol's tone was more of curiosity no hint of sass or disgust. Lincoln thinks a moment then decides to show his answer.

"Well this is a start Miss Carol." Lincoln then took his shirt off revealing all of his upper body scars and burns. "The things I went through for eight of the ten years I've been gone, have made me realize somethings. Me being in love with my ten sisters and Ronnie-Anne was just one of those realizations." Lincoln went on ignoring the group of women's gasps and horrified looks, even Haiku and Maggie were phased by this act of inhumanity. "I have lost a lot, I don't plan to lose anything else." Lincoln finished stating. At that moment Ronnie-Anne ran to Lincoln jumping into his arms making the Loud sisters jealous.

"I already told you Linc, I'm never leaving your side again." Ronnie-Anne poke loudly enough so everyone could hear, and kissed Lincoln deep and passionately not caring who was watching them. Unable to stand it Lily ran to Lincoln and also jumped into his arms.

"I'm just getting use to having a brother/boyfriend and I'm not letting you leave us ever again." Lily spoke, her words resonating with her sisters, as Luan, Lola, Lana, Lynn, Lori, Luna, Lucy,and finally Leni went to each give Lincoln their form of devotion to him as his sisters and lovers.

"Is the drama over yet I wanna have a pool party!" Nagi wined from the opposite end of the pool still floating near where Pop-pop was listening to the whole thing. Lincoln just smiled trying not to break down at this beautiful gesture from his sisters and Ronnie-Anne.

"Okay you guys here's the deal, if you still want to be our friends/lovers then you have to accept this relationship. This is non-negotiable." Lori spoke using her serious business woman voice, but she had a hopeful look on her face. All of the Loud friends looked to other to unusual group, and Carol stepped forward acting as spokes person for them all.

"Well we'll need some time to get use to it, but I for one won't throw away my friendship so easily especially if this makes that friend happy." Carol smiled at Lori and went to hug her, followed by the rest of the Loud 's friends, except Sam and Maggie. Lincoln saw this and walked to them, knowing what needed to be done.

"Sam I'm not trying to steal Luna away from you, I want her to be happy. I know that you and I both can do that." Lincoln then lent to whisper into her ear. "I plan to make you my girl too." Sam began to blush and felt a shiver go down her pine, she couldn't figure out why. Lincoln looked over to Maggie and spoke to her. "Maggie I know you and Luan aren't a couple officially yet but I want you to know that I won't stop you two from finally being an item." Lincoln then stepped closer to her and whispered into her ear. "Plus I think I'll need some help keeping that girl satisfied." It was Maggie's turn to turn red and shiver from Lincoln's words. Lincoln stepped back and held out a hand to each of them to take, hesitantly they did. Lincoln then dragged them to his respective sister. Sam stood in front of Luna, and Maggie in front of Luan, they looked into each others eyes deeply.

"Luna I love you. Please believe me, I never want to lose you, and I guess I freaked out a little thinking that I was going to. I_" Luna interrupted her by grabbing her and kissing her deeply for what seemed an eternity before Luna broke it.

"Babe ya got nothing to worry about, I wouldn't dream of a world without you by my side. It's just now I want you and Lincoln by me always." Luna then whispered in her ear. "And I want both of ya in my bed." Sam blushed even harder then she did room Lincoln's worlds, but she also giggled.

"Your a bad girl, Love." Sam spoke still giggling, and went back to kissing her lover, as thoughts of Luna and Lincoln in bed invaded her mind. Maggie and Luan looked back to each other after watching Luna and Sam make up.

"Luan I... I'm in love with you and I have had these feelings since we were 16. I've always held back because I thought I wasn't good enough or it just wasn't ever a good time, and_" Now Luan stopped Maggie's ambling with a passionate kiss of her own. Stunned for only a moment Maggie relaxed and returned the kiss with equal passion. After a few wondrous moments Luan ended the kiss and smiled at Maggie.

"Maggs I have been waiting since we were 16 for you to make a move on me and ask me out, and I'm done waiting." Maggie looked sorrowful at those words, then Luan continued "Maggie will you be my girlfriend, even though I'm dating my brother too?" Luan asked smiling her beautiful smile at the goth.

"YES! As long as I can be with you the rest doesn't matter." Maggie exclaimed excitedly. At that moment Luan lent in and whispered into her new girlfriend's ear.

"Hope you and Lincoln tickle my funny bone in the near future, get it?" Luan whispered in a seductive tone. Maggie blushed but had a wide grin on her face.

"Now that was a funny joke Luan." Maggie said smirking.

"Wasn't a joke, more of an idea of our future together." Luan smirked evilly at her new female lover. Maggie blushed at the realization and looked at Lincoln like a nervous schoolgirl.

"Told you she'd be a handful by myself." Lincoln chuckled at the four lovers.

"Well you would know being the Girl Guru and all." Luan joked bring up the time Lincoln gave advice about girls to guys based on his experiences with his sisters, everyone laughed even Lincoln.

"I'd forgotten about that. Wow I had some pretty weird ideas as a kid." Lincoln chuckled.

"What do you mean when you were a kid, you still have some crazy ideas Lincoln." Alexander spoke out sitting on the pool's edge near where Nagi was floating. "Remember when we had to infiltrate that Italian Mob to rescue that rich entitled princess?" Lincoln blushed at Alexanders statement remembering their last job went.

"Wait you guys took on the Italian Mob!' Lori asked worriedly.

"What happened when you infiltrated them?" Lynn asked excitedly

"You didn't get hurt did you Lincy?" Leni asked concerned. Lincoln knew the flood gate of questions were opened, so he needed to act fast.

"Before anymore questions I'll say this, no we didn't take on the Italian Mob, the plan was for us to be in and out before they even knew what happened, you now covertly. Secondly no one was hurt during the job." Lincoln explained Nagi raised his head looking at Lincoln confused.

"What are you talking about Lincoln we anything but covert, remember we got shot at?" At that moment Alexander tried drowning Nagi with his feet.

"Idiot and whose fault was that!? If you had stuck to Lincoln's original plan we would've gotten out of there no problem.

"Okay Lincoln Loud you tell us the whole truth, NOW!" Lola said using her bossy voice and taking a threatening pose, Lincoln gulped.

"Okay so what happened was we got in then Nagi drove Ronda into the Don's house and started beating up all of the Don's men, and then we found him hanging the Don from a ceiling fan by his legs." Lincoln explained.

"And after that they never committed another crime." Nagi spoke having resurfaced and dragged Alexander into the pool and climbed out.

"But you put our brother in unnecessary harm!" Lisa stated. Nagi just shrugged and walked over to Sylphiea to relax a moment.

"It's fine Lisa, cause of what Nagi did we found out that there were five others being held captive." Lincoln spoke defending Nagi. Lisa as well as the rest of the Louds and Ronnie-Anne seemed skeptical. Then again Nagi was the one person who could do what they couldn't for the last ten years, he found Lincoln.

Silence followed after, there was so much that happened in just an hour. Just then Lincoln had an idea and smiled mischievously, this did not go unnoticed by the group of women.

"Lincoln what are plotting?" Lucy asked as they watched Lincoln slowly walk to the diving board that was nearby.

"Nothing Luce, but correct me if I'm wrong but aren't we suppose to be using the pool and having some fun?" Lincoln then dashed to the diving board and jump off it into the pool causing the slash to cover all the clueless women, who screeched at the unexpected wave of water. Except Lucy, Haiku, and Maggie, they just sighed.

"Oh it is on little brother!" Lynn then jumped in after him, followed by half the group, the other group went to relax by Nagi and his crew to chat with them.

After another hour past Lincoln suggested they have a barbecue for dinner, everyone loved the idea. So Lincoln asked where the barbecuer was and asked who wanted to go get the ingredients from the store. Lisa, Darcy, Alexander, Reggie, Lucy, Haiku, Luna, Sam, Luan, Maggie, and Nagi volunteered to go to the store in Ronda and get the required items. Lincoln found the barbecuer where Lori said it would be and dragged it out to the back porch, and cleaned it and got ready for when the others got back. After that Lincoln just watched everyone having fun and relaxing, after everything Lincoln had been through he never thought he'd get to see a view like this again.

"DANA!" A loud voice suddenly called out, bringing Lincoln out of his thoughts. Not to long after a group of men made their way into the back yard Lincoln observed the group of 6 and could only think one thing.

"Trouble."

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A/N: Well I'm going to get started on chapter 9, hopefully it won't take nearly as long regardless of the things going on in my life. Please leave a comment in the review section, I love reading them.