YŪJI WOKE UP TO BEING WRAPPED IN A COMFORTER LIKE A BURRITO. She blinks away her grogginess and lifts her head up with squinted eyes. Sukuna wasn't in his room, but Yūji could smell something cooking wafting into the room from the kitchen. Yūji grunts before rolling off of the bed, landing on the cement floor with a harsh thud.
"Fuck..." Yūji cusses groggily, trying to kick the blanket off of her. It was too warm and she was hungry. She gives up after she ends up tangling her legs in the blanket.
"Sukuna~ Su-ku-na! Sukuna! Little brother! Halp. Ha~lp," Yūji speaks up loudly, laying on the ground. "Suku–"
"What the fuck do you want?" Sukuna slams his door open with a growl. He blinks down at the trapped Yūji and snorts loudly. Yūji lifts her head and glares at him before flipping him off.
"Get me out of the fucking burrito. 'm hungry," Yūji states with a small pout as she struggles to take her legs out of the tangled mess of the comforter. Sukuna rolls his eyes with a grin and walks forward. Yūji yelps and instinctively wraps her arms around Sukuna's neck when he easily lifts her up by her hoodie.
She looks down and gives her smug twin a glare. "Don't stretch my hoodie."
"Bitch, this is my hoodie–that you stole," Sukuna growls and drops Yūji. She yelps again and lands right in her ass. She kicks Sukuna's knee, making him fall down with a loud curse.
"Payment for you taking too long on your mission!" The pink and black haired teenager rubs her tailbone as she stands up. She kicks Sukuna again before leaving with a huff.
"Motherfucker!"
"No, you."
"No, you bitch!"
"No, you asshole."
"No, you slut!"
"No, you manwhore."
"I'm not a fucking manwhore!" Sukuna chases after a cackling Yūji.
"We've already established that you are, asshole!" Yūji shouts over her shoulder before jumping over the staircase railing. Sukuna yells in anger and sprints down the stairs with glowing silver eyes. Yūji looks over her shoulder with a grin, revealing glittering silver eyes.
"Come back here, so I can fucking murder you!" Sukuna quickly gains ground on his older twin, making her screech in surprise when he wraps an arm around her waist.
"Sukuna!" Yūji squeals and tries to escape his grip. He falls forward and lands in a roll, landing on top of his older twin. Yūji laughs aloud and grins up at Sukuna. Sukuna chuckles and can't stop the smile that grows on his face.
He shoves Yūji's head into the ground as he stands back up. "Fucking idiot."
Yūji sits up with a pout, eyes still glittering in silver. She quickly runs at her twin brother and pounces on his back. She tilts her head and giggles at Sukuna's annoyed expression.
"Thanks for cooking breakfast~! You're the best!" Yūji kisses him on the cheek before snuggling into his neck and linking her ankles around Sukuna's waist.
"Fucking koala, I'm not a fucking tree," Sukuna says as he puts his hands underneath Yūji's thighs and hoists her up further. He starts walking towards the barely functioning kitchen, Yūji humming in delight when the delicious smell of food gets stronger.
"Did you drink any on your mission?" Yūji asks, lifting her head up when they enter the kitchen. Sukuna nods with a quiet hum. Yūji frowns and stares at him for a moment before getting off his back when he stops walking.
"...okay. If you didn't, I ordered a pack for you just in case." Yūji walks towards the mini fridge taking the place where a normal fridge would go and takes out two blood packs.
Sukuna was silently staring down at the eggs he was making, keeping his gaze away from his older twin. Yūji frowns and stares at him with a hard expression before sighing.
"Stupid little brother," She thinks with a scowl, holding up one of the blood packs to her mouth. Her sharp canines easily pierce the pack. Her eyes glow a bright silver as she sucks the blood pack dry.
"I'm gonna take a shower and get dressed. Yell for me when breakfast is ready, okay?" Yūji tosses the full blood pack onto the table and throws the empty one in the trash as she walks out of the kitchen.
"Used up all the hot water," Sukuna calls out after Yūji. Yūji rolls her eyes and flips off his back.
"Fuck you and your long ass showers." Sukuna returns the middle finger with one of his own.
"This amount of hotness isn't just from doing nothing," Sukuna states smugly, making Yūji snort.
"Hotness? You have the hotness of a fucking hippo! Maybe if you'd use less hot water, the steam won't make you look so fucking bloated," Yūji insults over her shoulder.
"Maybe you'd know how amazing hot baths are if you ever get the chance to have one!" The pink haired teenager snarks back with a growl. Yūji rolls her eyes with a smile and walks into the bathroom.
Yūji sucks on the blue raspberry dum dum in her mouth, crouching on top of a bench without a care in the world. She messes with the black parasol she has over her head and glances at her brother in the shadows of the building next to her. They both looked out of place with what they wore.
Sukuna wore a pair of black slacks, black combat boots, a black turtleneck shirt, and a nice black jacket. He had a pair of dark sunglasses over his eyes and a long silver chain with a crucifix attached around his neck. A black parasol was hanging loosely around his wrist, both of his hands shoved into his pockets.
Yūji wore a black mini skirt, black stockings, black Mary Jane pumps, a black corset, a black turtleneck, long sleeved shirt, and a black leather choker around her neck. An identical pair of sunglasses were perched on her nose and a slightly bigger crucifix hung over her chest. She held her parasol over her head, blocking the harsh rays of the sun from touching her skin.
"I think this historian friend of yours ghosted us," Yūji states for the third time that hour. Sukuna glares at his twin over his glasses, eyes flashing silver.
"He likes to be late to everything. Fucking shut up," Sukuna growls, making Yūji stick her tongue out at him. "'sides, he doesn't know you, so he probably did his little stalking habit to see if you can be trusted with his identity."
"Sukuna-chan~! It's not stalking, it's reasonable paranoia!" A voice appears from the darkness of the alleyway. Yūji looks over her shoulder and watches as an incredibly tall man walks out of the shadows, stopping right before the sunlight.
He wore even dark sunglasses than the twins, a black button up shirt, a coal grey vest, a black suit jacket, black slacks, and really expensive oxfords. He had the hair color of the purest white Yūji has ever seen and his skin was as pale as snow. Her Hunter Instinct went absolutely haywire the moment she saw him, making her raise an eyebrow towards her younger twin.
"Your historian friend is a vampire? Sperm donor's gonna murder you if he finds out," Yūji states in slight shock. Sukuna snorts and obviously rolls his eyes despite Yūji not being able to see the action.
"Like I won't murder him first." Sukuna stands up from the wall he was leaning on, giving Yūji the signal to stand up–on top of the bench. Yūji gracefully jumps off the bench without much of a hassle and gives the white haired man a bright smile.
She walks forward and holds out her hand in the shadows. "Itadori Yūji. Nice to meet you. Sukuna told me a lot about you. All awful things, don't worry."
"Nice to meet you, Yūji." Satoru grabs the pink and black haired teenager's hand and bends down, placing a gentle kiss on her knuckles. "Gojo Satoru, at your service."
Yūji hums with a smile and glances at an incredibly annoyed Sukuna. She gives him a small look before gently pulling back her hand.
"Sukuna had said you may have answers for us. Knowing his assholish personality, he probably didn't even ask the questions we have–or tell you of my existence," Yūji states calmly, twirling her parasol. Sukuna scoffs and nudges her shoulder with his own as he walks past.
"Oh? Well, if it's answers you want, let's have a trade. An answer for an answer, yes?" Satoru suggests with a charming grin. Yūji narrows her eyes behind her sunglasses and hums in acknowledgement. She focuses on Sukuna and gives him a small nod.
"Are you sure we can trust him?"
"...with this, yes."
"What do you mean by that?"
"...I don't trust him when it comes to you Yūji. That's all."
"You're the one who befriended a vampire, though."
"We have an... agreement between us. Unfortunately, you're not a part of it, so you aren't protected."
"Sukuna..."
"Trust me. He can give us answers, or help us find the answers."
"Do you know what he wants in return?"
"He's a vampire. Does it look like I fucking know?"
Yūji rolls her eyes with a snort and focuses back on Satoru. She doesn't mention his clear amusement about the mental conversation between the twins.
"We accept. Is there a place we can talk privately?" She asks brightly. Satoru hums, intrigued, before stepping out of her way. He waves a hand towards the dark alleyway with a smile.
"Ladies first," Satoru states politely. Yūji's smile tightens and she nods her head, walking into the alleyway.
"Sukuna, I'm going to haunt the fuck out of you for the rest of your life if this is leading to my murder," Yūji says cheerfully, not turning around. Sukuna makes a weird noise from the back of his throat as he follows after his older twin.
"You already do that, bitch."
"Asshole."
"Cunt."
"Pussy."
"Slut."
"Manwhore."
"I ain't a fucking manwhore! And I wasn't even in Shibuya last year!" Sukuna bursts out, making Yūji cackle.
"That's where I found you, surrounded by two cute girls and that hot guy in some trashy motel room~!" Yūji retorts in a sing-song voice.
"Really? And what about Fukushima two months ago?" Sukuna snarls, catching up with Yūji.
Yūji whips around and glares heavily at her brother. "We promised never to mention that night, for the rest of our lives."
"Yeah, that night. Not what transpired during the day, idiot," The pink haired teenager states with a menacing grin. Yūji narrows her eyes as they flicker to silver for a moment.
"We'll continue this later. I am not going to choke you out in front of a witness." Yūji turns back around, walking a bit faster. Sukuna growls and follows after his twin, Satoru grinning in complete amusement and entertainment at the sibling bickering.
"We'll miss the entrance if you don't stay close to me," Satoru calls out, making the twins turn to look at him.
"Where the fuck are we going anyway?" The twins ask at the same time. Satoru stops walking and smiles. He points his head to his left, a sudden dim light flickering to life. An eerie looking door stood underneath the dim candlelight, casting a foreboding shadow on the damp ground.
Yūji places a hand on her hip and stares at the door with a narrowed gaze. "A bit dramatic... Little brother, why do you have to go and befriend the dramatic ones?"
"I don't befriend the dramatic ones! They just latch on and don't go away." Sukuna scowls as he glares at an innocently smiling Satoru. "Like fucking parasites."
"Little brother, it's okay to admit you have a type for the dramatic ones," Yūji says sympathetically. Sukuna reaches out and brings Yūji's head into a headlock. Yūji squeals in surprise and immediately starts trying to escape as Sukuna starts walking towards the door where Satoru stood.
"Get the fuck off of me! You're gonna mess up my shirt!" Yūji stomps on Sukuna's foot with force, making him release her to grab his foot.
"Bitch! You little–"
"Hmph. So, Gojo-san, I'd like to know what you know of vampiric humans." Yūji fixes her turtleneck shirt and walks through the door the the white haired man opens for them.
"Vampiric humans? Whatever for?" Satoru asks, slightly surprised. Yūji smiles up at him, not bothered to wonder if he could see it or not in the pure darkness of wherever they were.
"My little brother and I, we're vampiric humans. Strong ones." Yūji holds up a finger. "And we want answers, as you can see and the Hunters refuse to help us find any."
"They'll execute us if they ever find out we're even looking for answers," Sukuna adds with a small growl. Satoru hums as he leads the twins in the pitch black darkness of the mysterious place they walked into.
"Well then. As long as you give me good answers to my questions, I'll give you good answers to yours." Yūji hisses when a bright light suddenly turns on. "Oh, and please don't mind the mess. I'm in the middle of some experiments."
Hey! Hope you all like the new chapter! I hope this chapter wasn't too fast-paced.
I hope you all are enjoying the story so far! Bye.
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