Sesame Street: Most Wanted

by Aldude 123

The Sesame Street gang have been asked to be on tour in many different countries. But what they didn't know is that the number 1 criminal in the world, Ericson, has a scheme to make Sesame Street no more. What are the Sesame Street gang gonna do? Find out in the story of Sesame Street: Most Wanted. (And there's probably 1 sex scene in it. That's it)

2. Chapter 2: The Switch!

"Meanwhile, at Charlie's restaurant, the Sesame Street gang met the man that called then"

Man: Wow. Thanks for seeing me at this time, Sesame Street.

"The Sesame Street gang smiles and some say "You're Welcome""

Man: I'm a huge fan of your show when I was a kid. Oh, the name's Danny. I'm an international tour manager. Here's my card. "grabs his card and places it on the table"

Cookie Monster: Danny Badguy?

Danny: It's pronounced "BadG" That's French for "Good man"

SS Gang: Oh.

Danny: Alright. Listen up, you guys are all famous. You guys have your own segments for each other. And teaching kids letters and numbers. But what's important about all that? It's that it ends.

Cookie Monster: Me no want the show to end.

Danny: That's why we have to upgrade the show. So, here's what I'm thinking. All of you going on a tour in many countries around the world and show the world what you guys are made of.

"The Sesame Street gang agrees, except Elmo"

Elmo: Well, that sounds like fun, but guys, I don't think that we're ready to leave our home. I mean, we've lived in Sesame Street for more than 50 years. And we don't want to leave our home.

Danny: Oh, don't worry about that, Elmo. When this whole tour is over, you guys will be able to go back home. And I understand you guys support your home. But, how about I add some celebrities for your tour? Maybe, oh, I don't know, The Black Eyed-Peas, Ke$ha, One Direction, U2, Meghan Trainor, just some of the acts that I can list.

Cookie Monster: Wow. That's a really good list.

Danny: So, for all of that, I want to tour manage all of you guys. And I know that you're the boss, Elmo. I know you aren't comfortable leaving your home, but imagine you and your friends being twice as rich and famous as anyone else in the world.

Elmo: I guess.

"Then, Danny's phone ring"

Danny: Oh, let me take this. "answers his phone" Yes, Mr. Biden?

"The Sesame Street gang gasped"

Ericson: I'm on my way, Number 2.

Danny: Good. They're taking the bait.

Ernie: You know, Danny's a cool guy.

Telly: Yeah. I like his attitude. Humble honest.

Elmo: Well guys, I'm not sure if we're ready for this. I mean, you know, maybe get more segments, bring back old characters from the 70s or 80s, and then maybe we might go on the tour.

Danny: I'll see you in Berlin.

Ericson: Yes, I'll bring the stuff, Number 2. "hangs up, then heads off to Berlin to meet with Danny" "chuckles evilly" Sesame Street will be no more. "blows up the telephone booth"

"Meanwhile, with the Sesame Street gang"

Danny: So, what do you think, Sesame Street? Ready to be twice as famous? No pressure, but I am on a tight schedule.

"Danny's phone rings again"

Danny: Oh, that's Rihanna. I better take care of this.

"The Sesame Street gang try to convince Elmo to do the tour"

Bert: Well, I mean, we can always do our old segments on the road and that'd be fine. Right, Elmo?

Elmo: "thinks about it and then finally agrees with his friends" Alright guys, let's do it. Danny, you're hired. "shakes Danny's hand"

Danny: Thanks Elmo. Oh, I mean, boss. You won't regret this.

"Meanwhile, at a certain train station, the Sesame Street gang packed their things and headed on the train."

Elmo: Alright guys, let's make Sesame Street more popular.

"Elmo then noticed Prairie Dawn with a bunch of luggage"

Elmo: Uh, Prairie, why that much luggage?

Prairie Dawn: For the fun we're gonna have.

Elmo: What?!

"The train then heads off from New York, Sesame Street into the great big world"

Elmo: Ok Danny, I thought we could start the tour in London.

Danny: Or how about the world capital of comedy. Berlin, Germany.

Elmo: Uh.

"The Sesame Street gang cheers, except Elmo. Then, the train stopped at the train station"

Elmo: You guys are gonna love this place. Alright guys, here we are. The Hole In The Wall Club.

Telly: Sesamstrasse?

"Inside the club was a wasteland with trash and spider webs everywhere."

Oscar: Now, this is my kinda place.

Prairie Dawn: Hole in the Wall Club? More like Hole in the Ground Club.

Elmo: Alright guys, we'll start at the bottom and work our way up. I've booked us up with bars and coffee houses all over Germany. There's Dusseldorf, Hamburg, Mudbird, Vomitdorf--

Cookie Monster: Poopenbergen?

Elmo: Cookie Monster, we've got a solid week booked for Poopenbergen.

Danny: You know, this looks great. And I think we should thank Elmo for the efforts he made for us. "claps"

Elmo: Thanks Danny.

Danny: And you know what? Maybe we should consider performing in another venue.

Elmo: Another venue?

Danny: To be precise, this other venue. "points to the Berlin National Theatre"

"The Sesame Street gang were impressed on what they were seeing"

Elmo: What?! Hold up. We don't have the money to rent the Berlin National Theatre.

Danny: We'll make the money back when we sell it out.

Ernie: Yeah.

Prairie Dawn: Elmo, I've always dreamed of being in the Berlin National Theatre. El mundo de Prairie y Elmo.

Big Bird: More like El mundo de pussy. "chuckles"

Prairie Dawn: "in anger" One more and you'll lose your feathers.

Elmo: Guys, I'm not sure if we can do this, you know.

Danny: Ok, let's put this in a vote. All of those in favor of believing in ourselves while we go in there, raise your hand.

"Everyone raises their hand, except Elmo"

Elmo: No, that's not what I meant.

Danny: And all of those in favor of just giving up and going back to Sesame Street.

"Everyone looks at Elmo"

Elmo: "sighs, then raises his hand" I'm really gonna kill myself after this.

Danny: Ok. Well, I'm glad we made this decision.

"Everyone cheers except for Elmo. But then, Danny turns his head to the Berlin National Treasure Museum while flipping one of his coins. A few minutes passed and everyone is inside the theatre"

Elmo: Alright everyone, gather round.

"Everyone gathers around"

Elmo: Alright guys, since we're in a big theatre, we'll start with the theme song and then--

Ernie: Hey Elmo, when do I do the rubber duckie bathtub session?

"The camera turns to see crates of rubber duckies squeaking, then back to the Sesame Street gang"

The Count: Hey Elmo, I've actually want to show you all my new counting machine. "grabs the machine"

Elmo: Count, why would you invent one of those?

The Count: Because I can. And did I mention that it attracts bombs?

"The machine makes a bomb exploding sound effect, which startled the gang"

Ernie: Hey, what about Sesame Ladder?

Elmo: Sesame Ladder? That never works, Ernie. Last time we did that, that was about 20 years ago and you ended up in a cast for about 4 to 6 months.

Ernie: Yeah, good times.

Prairie Dawn: Elmo, what if I did 4 or 5 Ke$ha songs? You know, because she's a slut and I've often loved her songs.

Elmo: No Prairie, there's no time for that.

Big Bird: Or what about my ABC-DEF-GHI song?

Oscar: Or I Love Trash?

Elmo: No guys. I--

"Everyone started bursting out with ideas for the show, which made Elmo lose his mind"

Elmo: Guys. Guys! GUYS! SHUT UP!

"Everyone stopped"

Elmo: We can't do what we want to do. This is our first stop. Let's just start small because… well, look, I didn't want to warn you guys, but, if we don't sell this theatre out, it would cause the tour to end. Or maybe the end of us and our show, which has been 50 years old by now.

Danny: "walking in" Great news, Sesame Street. We're sold out.

Elmo: "shocked" What?!

"Everyone cheers"

Elmo: "sarcastically" Ok. Great. Good job, Danny.

Ernie: Hey, I've got a great idea for an act. It's called "The Rubber Duckie Bathtub Session"

Elmo: Ernie, I told you that that is really boring to watch.

Ernie: Actually Elmo, I was asking Danny what he thinks.

Elmo: Just great. "leaves"

"Everyone gives Danny their ideas while Bert watches Elmo leave, being worried about him. Meanwhile, Elmo sits in an office being pissed"

Elmo: Sold out. Like, anyone would want to see new stuff other than our classic songs.

"Prairie Dawn clears her voice to get Elmo's attention"

Prairie Dawn: Is this a good time to me to see your sausage?

Elmo: No, actually, I'm busy right now.

Prairie Dawn: Great. "walks to Elmo" I've actually had some great names for our kids. If we had a boy, his name might be Jack. If it's a girl, probably Amy. And if it's twins, they'd--

Elmo: Prairie, what the hell are you talking about?

Prairie: "sits on Elmo's lap" I'm just trying to come up with our kids' names for when we do it.

Elmo: What about the fact of when we did it in the first place. Huh?

Prairie Dawn: "frustrated" Oh Elmo, you never let me touch your dick.

Elmo: "pissed" Oh yeah? What about when I want your tits? What about that? I've never wanted you like ever.

Prairie Dawn: You've done that multiple times in the past.

Elmo: That-- that was years ago. Do you know what you're saying to me?

Prairie Dawn: What?! How dare you say that to your girlfriend?

Elmo: Look, I know you're my girlfriend, but I have other shit to deal with. Like, dealing with the gang, your horniness, and as a matter of fact, the way this conversation we're having right now. Well, I'm fine with it.

Prairie Dawn: "gasps, then starts forming small tears, but tries to hide them while walking away"

Elmo: P-Prairie, I'm sorry.

"Later, Elmo sits on the edge of the theatre stage while being depressed. But then, Danny comes and sits next to him to comfort him"

Danny: Don't take it personal. They still love you. They just prefer me now.

Elmo: Well, thanks Danny. I appreciate it.

Danny: Do you know what helps me in these kinds of situations like this?

Elmo: What?

Danny: A walk alone in the fog. In eastern Berlin. Maybe along a deserted canal. "hands Elmo a map of Eastern Berlin"

Elmo: Well, I guess a little walk would calm me down for a bit. Um, could you let the others know I've gone for me?

Danny: Sure. I've got you.

Elmo: Alright, thanks man. "sighs, then leaves to go out for his walk"

"Meanwhile, in the Eastern part of Berlin, Elmo holds the map and tries to see where he's going. Along the way, he met some Germans and some birds."

Elmo: Guten tag. "continues his walk until he noticed that everyone was heading inside their houses"

"Elmo sighs in relief, but then starts getting scared when he starts getting the feeling that he's not alone when it turns out that he was right because at that moment, Ericson, in a black cloak, popped his head in front of Elmo's"

Ericson: Boo.

Elmo: "screams"

"Ericson then slaps his mole on Elmo's cheek to make Elmo look like him. Then, Ericson dashes off to hide from the Germans."

Elmo: "confused" What just happened? Eh--

"A German woman then opened her window to see Elmo with Ericson's mole, then sees the posters of Ericson."

German Woman: "in German" It's him, he's here. The evil monster. "to the other Germans" The Evil Monster! "pointing to Elmo"

Elmo: What?!

Germans: "in German" That's him. That's Ericson!

"The German Police arrived, then grabbed Elmo"

Elmo: Wait a second. Hey, hold on. There's some mistake. Don't you know me? I'm Elmo Monster.

German Officer: Silence, Ericson. The game is up.

Elmo: Who? "turns his head around to see the Ericson poster, gasps, then screams" No, no, no. Wait a minute. I'm Elmo Monster. Guys, this is a mistake. I'm telling you "gets thrown in the officers' van" Hey! Let me out. Someone! Anybody! Let me out! OPEN UPPPPPPPP! I FUCKING LIVE IN SESAME STREET!

"Ericson then sees Elmo taken away in the gulag. He then grabs some red makeup and places it on his mole, then lifts his hoodie up to reveal his Elmo-like face"

Ericson: Elmo's so happy to see you, in jail. "chuckles evilly"

"To Be Continued"