Sesame Street: Most Wanted

by Aldude 123

The Sesame Street gang have been asked to be on tour in many different countries. But what they didn't know is that the number 1 criminal in the world, Ericson, has a scheme to make Sesame Street no more. What are the Sesame Street gang gonna do? Find out in the story of Sesame Street: Most Wanted. (And there's probably 1 sex scene in it. That's it)

3. Chapter 3: The Plan!

"Meanwhile, at the theatre, everyone is looking for Elmo"

Baby Bear: Has anyone seen Elmo? The show's about to start.

"Just then, Danny and Ericson walked in"

Danny: Hey guys. Look, it's Elmo. He got back from his little walk.

Ericson: Hey guys. I'm Elmo.

Prairie Dawn: Huh?

Danny: He has a cold. That's why his voice is acting up at the moment.

"Ericson pretends to cough"

Danny: See? Just calm down, calm down Elmo.

Ericson: You're right. Danny is the best.

Danny: Well.

Ericson: From now on, let's do what he want us to do. Hmm?

"The Sesame Street gang agrees"

Cookie Monster: Wow. That walk must've really helped.

Ericson: Prairie Dawn, I've wronged you. I hopefully you accept my apology.

Prairie Dawn: Oh, the hell you're getting your apology after what you said to me, you cock blocker. "to Baby Bear" Let me know when the show's ready. "walks off"

Oscar: "notices the bit of Ericson's mole on Ericson's face" Oh, hell no. "punches Ericson's face, then starts beating him up"

Ericson: What the fuck? Get off me, you green dick.

"Big Bird grabs Oscar's waist to make him stop beating up Ericson"

Big Bird: Oscar, stop! Elmo agrees that we have to listen to Danny. Remember?

"Oscar growls"

Danny: Good. So now that Elmo agrees with me on everything.

Ericson: I'm Elmo.

Danny: Absolutely. Let's go and hang out and relax backstage.

"The Sesame Street gang goes to the backstage to relax until the show starts"

Ericson: "to Bert" Come, friend. Let's get on with the show and enjoy our family-style adventure in which we shall bond and learn heart-warming lessons. Perhaps about letters or maybe numbers or telling the truth. Hmm? "walks off"

Bert: Uh, sure Elmo. Sure.

"Meanwhile at the backstage, Ericson and Danny are at a secret room with no one in it."

Danny: Oh, good acting, bro. Good job.

Ericson: What did you expect from world's most dangerous monster and number 1 criminal, Number 2?

Danny: Yeah. I know, you're number 1 and I'm number 2. I think you mentioned that many times.

Ericson: Now, that we have control of the Sesame Street tour, Number 2, phase 1 of the plan is completed. We are now positioned to carry out our greatest burguuulllary, ahem, burggle, bugle, burgle.

Danny: Burglary.

Ericson: Yes. Of all time until we pin in on those gullible Sesame Street characters who will spend the rest of their miserable lives behind bars. So, tonight, we steal the painting. And then, we'll have all we need to steal the unstealable. The Crown Jewels Of England. Insuring that my name goes down in history as greatest thief of all time.

Danny: You mean, our names right?

Ericson: Of course. My name first, then spacebar, spacebar, spacebar, your name.

Danny: Sure.

Ericson: So, until that moment happens, who are we dealing with on this children's show?

Danny: Well. "grabs a whole pack of pictures of the Sesame Street gang, then puts them on a nearby table" We're just dealing with a bunch of friendly monsters, a fairy, an 8-foot yellow bird, a snuffleupagus, a grouch, a pair of friends who people think are gay.

Ericson: That is cringy.

Danny: I know. But they're not. And… a brown bear.

Ericson: Excellent. "picks up the picture of Prairie Dawn" So, you're saying that this slut is the girlfriend of this Elmo person?

Danny: Yes.

Ericson: Hmm. "looks at the picture, then puts it back on the table" Heh. She may be hot, but she's all Elmo's.

Danny: Oh, do you have a crush on her?

Ericson: "blushes" Shut up. Of course not. I just need to focus on stealing the painting we're going to steal tonight.

"Suddenly, the door knocks and Baby Bear opens the door"

Baby Bear: 15 seconds until we're on… Elmo?

Danny: Sure. He'll be there.

Baby Bear: Uh? Ok then. "closes the door"

Ericson: "sighs"

Danny: Have you studied your Elmo tapes yet?

Ericson: Hell no. I can handle imitating a 3-year-old kid. This show is for kids after all. "walks off to the stage"

Danny: "sighs"

"Meanwhile, at the stage, the audience is waiting to be entertained by the Sesame Street gang"

Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome your--

Ericson: Study Elmo tapes. A bunch of bullshit. "opens the curtain" It's-- "stares at the audience scared"

Danny: Oh no.

"Ericson stands there being stage frightened"

Baby Bear: "whispers" Elmo, announce the sponsors.

Ericson: Gulp. "faints"

"The audience gets confused"

Baby Bear: "walks in the stage, while holding on to Ericson's armpits" Uh. Uh, it's Sesame Street, which is brought to you by the letter M and the number 6. Yay! "walks off stage"

"The Sesame Street theme song plays while the audience claps"

Ericson: "wakes up from his fainting" W-what is happening? Why is that song playing? "starts getting dizzy and then faints again"

"The audience gasps"

Prairie Dawn: The fuck?

Baby Bear: We have to do something. "walks to the stage" Uh, good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. Please welcome our first act, Grover Monster singing the alphabet.

"The audience claps as the curtain opens to reveal Grover in a suit ready to sing the alphabet"

Grover: "clearing his voice, then starts singing" A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P--

"Meanwhile, in the basement of the theatre, Danny was walking to the wall to meet with Ericson. He then grabbed a mallet and smashed the wall with it"

Ericson: "walks in and sighs" It's not stage fright if that's what you're thinking of what I did, Number 2.

Danny: Sure.

"Both men threw the bags they were holding and went through the wall which leads them to the Berlin National Treasure Museum where they were looking at the paintings to find the one they were looking for"

Danny: "reads the name of the painting" Colonel Thomas Blood. "takes the painting and rolls it up" Right. Now to cover our tracks.

"Danny was about to take another painting, but it somehow triggered the alarm"

Ericson: Let's get out of here. "runs"

"Danny quickly took 2 more paintings and placed one of his coins on the floor. The next day, the police were at the crime scene and 2 of the officers, one from the CIA and the other from Interpol, noticed each other"

CIA Officer: "shows the Interpol officer his badge" CIA.

Interpol Officer: "shows the CIA officer his badge" Interpol. What's your precious CIA team doing here? This is my jurisdiction. Not to mention that my badge is bigger.

CIA Officer: Actually, one of the stolen paintings were loaned from the New York Metropolitan Museum Of Art. So, this is my jurisdiction. Also, this is my travel badge. "puts down the badge and pulls up a bigger badge" Here's my real badge.

Interpol Officer: Oh, you must have been looking at the wrong badge. "rips his shirt to reveal a massive badge"

CIA Officer: W- "sighs" You've won this round, Pierre.

Interpol Officer: My name's Shawn.

CIA: Ok Shawn. The name's Sam. Looks like we're gonna have to work together, but that doesn't mean that I have to like you.

Shawn: I didn't like you first.

Sam: I never like you before I met you. So, what have we got?

Shawn: Well, 2 priceless paintings were stolen and one of them was of an obscure English colonel. And it might be from the markings of the work of the Muncher.

Sam: What's a muncher?

Shawn: Only the 2nd most wanted criminal in the world. And my personal nemesis. And his identity is still a mystery.

Sam: Yeah, I know that, but what's a muncher literally?

Shawn: Oh, it's a little ball with big teeth.

Sam: Oh.

Shawn: "notices the Muncher's coin on the floor and picks it up" Ah ha. Just as I suspected. This is his personal coin. He's on to us.

Delivery Man: Uh, a delivery for a Mr. Sam?

Sam: Right here.

Delivery Man: And here's your rope. "leaves"

Sam: "pulls the rope to reveal a very giant badge" You were saying?

Shawn: "growls"

"Meanwhile, on the Sesame Street train, Danny was checking out the newspaper with the Sesame Street gang"

Danny: Wow. Look at this. Sesame Street sellout in Berlin. 5 stars out of 5 stars.

"The Sesame Street gang cheers"

Ericson: Well, I Elmo, is liking this news.

"Few hours passed and Ericson and Danny were alone. Danny then took the Colonel Thomas Blood painting and flipped it while placing it on the table."

Ericson: "sighs" It's not there. "slams the table" You were wrong.

Danny: Not so fast. "grabs an iron" Oldest trick in the book. Write it in lemon juice, then apply heat to reveal Colonel Blood's map. "moves the iron to reveal the map" Of course, today, the Crown Jewels lie behind the most sophisticated security system of the planet. And this map, along with Blood's key and locket, is the only way to get close to them.

Ericson: Good work, Number 2. What does it say about the location of Blood's key?

Danny: Oh right. "scrolls through the map" Something, something, finest wooden teeth.

Ericson: That is not helpful.

Danny: "notices something" Wait a minute. There's a name of a city here. Madrid.

"To Be Continued"