"Meanwhile, at the Russian gulag, we see the police van arriving with Elmo in the back"

Elmo: You've got the wrong monster.

"Later, Elmo gets chained up and placed on a rolling chair with a horror mask, being rolled to where the other prisoners are with Elmo being scared along the way. The prisoners were minding their own business when they saw Elmo, or Ericson to them, coming"

Prisoner: Hey, look.

"Elmo gets pushed on the ground, then the guards removed the suit and mask on Elmo and left"

Prisoner: It's Ericson.

Elmo: What?

Prisoner: He's back.

"All the prisoners bowed down"

Elmo: W-what are you doing? I'm not Ericson. My name is Elmo.

Prisoner #2: Ericson. Always with the jokes.

"The prisoners laughed"

Prisoner #3: Good old Ericson. Always trying to pull a fast one. "laughs"

Prisoner #1: Old friend, since you're back, I guess you're in charge of prison again. Here. "takes off the crown which is made out of sporks" Take the crown. "gives the crown to Elmo"

"The prisoners then started to leave"

Elmo: Uh, thank you.

"The prisoners stopped for a moment"

Prisoner #4: Wait a minute. I've known Ericson for years.

Prisoner #1: And he has never…

Prisoner #2: Ever…

Prisoner #3: Said thank you.

Elmo: Because, like I said, I'm not Ericson. "sighs, then gets scared"

Prisoner #1: "walks to Elmo, angrily" How dare you. "takes the crown from Elmo"

Prisoner #3: He's not Ericson!

Prisoner #4: Let's throw him in the compost bin!

"The prisoners then grabbed Elmo and tried to reach the compost bin"

Female Guard: Put the monster down! "grabbed her tazer" Or I will deploy.

"The prisoners put Elmo down on the ground. Then, the guard grabbed Elmo by the neck, making him to stand up."

Elmo: W-where am I?

Female Guard: The Gulag.

Elmo: A gulag?

Prisoner #1: The Gulag. The big house.

Prisoner #2: The Casagrande.

Prisoners: The Big House!

Female Guard: "snaps her fingers" Boys. "grabs Elmo's hand" This is Russia's prison where you'll never leave.

Elmo: I figured.

"Everyone head inside the gulag"

Female Guard: So, inside, are the guard cells, the cafeteria, and yeah, that's it. Boys, cells.

"The prisoners ran in their proper cells"

Female Guard: "to Elmo" And as for you, follow me.

Elmo: "sighs" I knew this was gonna happen.

Female Guard: Yep. "pushes Elmo in the cell and locks him in it"

Elmo: Listen, I'm telling you, you've got the wrong monster.

Female Guard: Well, if you're not Ericson, why do you have that mole?

Elmo: It's not real. Someone glued it to my lip.

Female Guard: As far as authorities are concerned, you are Ericson. Glue or no glue.

Elmo: "sighs"

Female Guard: Make yourself comfortable. You're gonna be here awhile.

Elmo: I wouldn't be so sure. My friends will be here soon, whatever your name is.

Female Guard: The name's Nadya. "walks off" Lights out.

"The hallway turned dark, which Nadya falls down"

Nadya: Turn them back on. I can't see anything.

"The lights turned back on"

Nadya: You have to wait until I'm out of the hallway. It's a figure of speech. "leaves"

Elmo: "sighs"

"Meanwhile, at the Sesame Street train, Danny and Ericson were looking at the map"

Danny: Ok. It says here that the key is hidden in a marble bust of Godfrey the Unknown which is kept in the Statue room at the Parlor Museum.

Ericson: Perfect. We break in, steal the bust, destroy it and grab the key.

Danny: Yeah, but it's not simple. You see, nobody knew what Godfrey the Unknown looked like.

Ericson: Heh. Of course not. He was second in command, so no one gave a shit.

Danny: And there's 250 statues in that room.

Ericson: Hmm.. It might be a problem. Let me think about it, eh, Number 2. "looks at the window" Hmmm….

"Just then, Prairie Dawn popped up to see Ericson, or Elmo in her case"

Prairie Dawn: Hey, uh, Elmo. Do you have a moment?

Danny: "noticed Prairie Dawn" Elmo.

Prairie Dawn: I just wanted to say that I accept your apology. And I'm ready to put our little disagreements or whatever it was behind us. And yeah, I might've gotten a little too horny during our conversation.

Ericson: Prairie, I have a question. Am I wearing a sign that says "Bother Me"?

Prairie Dawn: "gasps, then sobs deeply while running off"

Danny: "shocked" What was that?!

Ericson: Hmm?

Danny: What was that?!

Ericson: Uhhhh, I was in the middle of evil-ey plotting. I don't like being interrupted while evil-ey plotting.

Danny: If we're to get away with this, you need to keep up appearances.

Ericson: I am keeping up appearances!

Danny: If you want the crown jewels, stick with the plan. Do whatever the girl wants, keep her happy. Whatever she asks of you.

Ericson: But what if she want to have sex--

Danny: That too. "gives Ericson a condom"

Ericson: "growls" Fine.

"Meanwhile, at Prairie Dawn's room"

Prairie Dawn: "angrily" Stupid monster.

"Ericson opens the door to Prairie Dawn's room"

Prairie Dawn: Stupid train.

Ericson: "flirty" Hmm.

Prairie Dawn: I don't want to talk to you, Elmo.

Ericson: "walks to Prairie Dawn"

Prairie Dawn: I said, get the fuck out!

Ericson: I don't think you know what you want.

Prairie Dawn: Yeah, I did. I just told you. I--

Ericson: "places her pointer finger on Prairie Dawn's lips" Shhh. You're my lady. And I'm your man, baby. And that's why if you stick with me, I can do what you want me to do.

Prairie Dawn: Huh?

"Ericson snaps his fingers and he's got a white suit on with no pants with his dick out with the condom on."

Ericson: Baby, let me show you a good time. "walks to Prairie Dawn, making her blush"

Prairie Dawn: "still angry just a bit"

Ericson: Watch this. "snaps his fingers to make a heart-shaped bed appear with cherry-scented candles, then walks to Prairie Dawn" You know you want this. "points to his crotch"

Prairie Dawn: Has your dick gotten a tiny bit smaller since I've last seen it?

Ericson: "growls, then carries Prairie Dawn and launches her on the bed, making her blush more than ever" Oh, shut up. "takes off Prairie Dawn's clothes and starts fiddling with her pussy while fondling with her breasts"

Prairie Dawn: Oh my goodness, Elmo.

Ericson: Uh-huh. Get ready for this, baby. "slides his dick inside Prairie Dawn's pussy"

Prairie Dawn: "moans in delight" Oh yes. Fuck me, Elmo.

Ericson: Oh, I fucking will. "continues to fuck her for about 5 minutes"

Ericson: You like my cock in your pussy?

Prairie Dawn: Yes, I do. Just keep fucking me harder. "moans again"

"Few minutes passed and Ericson was about to cum"

Ericson: S-shit. I'm about to cum. "shoots his load inside Prairie Dawn's pussy, but luckily to him, his sperm was inside the condom"

"Ericson then took his cock out of Prairie Dawn's pussy while blushing really hard, then lies on the bed"

Prairie Dawn: "hugs Ericson so that his face is between her tits" Oh Elmo, that was the best sex I've ever had with you.

"Just then, the Sesame Street gang arrived to see Ericson and Prairie Dawn naked in the bed"

Baby Bear: Uh, excuse us.

Ericson: Hmm?

"Prairie Dawn noticed the Sesame Street gang and quickly put on her bra to cover her breasts"

Baby Bear: But we were all wondering, what's the plan for tomorrow, Elmo?

Ericson: Oh, I don't care. Do whatever the hell you want to do.

"The Sesame Street gang gets confused at what Ericson, or Elmo to them, said"

Ernie: So, uh, Elmo, does that mean that I can do the Rubber Duckie bath tub session?

Ericson: Sure, Ernie. Who gives a shit.

Ernie: "excited" Aw, thanks Elmo.

Prairie Dawn: Elmo, if he can do his thing, why can't I sing my 5 songs?

Ericson: Well, you can. Who cares.

Prairie Dawn: "excited" Oh, really?!

Baby Bear: But we don't have time for all of that. We've only gotten like a 1 hour show, Elmo.

Ericson: Well, you are forgetting 1 thing, brown bear. I can do what you want me to do.

"The Sesame Street gang cheers"

Baby Bear: Alright. So, bath tub session.

Bert: But won't the show be terrible? Uh, guys? "getting confused" Eh-- "sighs" I'm so confused.

"Meanwhile at the gulag, Elmo was trying to get rid of the mole on his cheek, but he couldn't do it."

Elmo: Ow.

"Elmo then writes a line across the other lines he made"

Elmo: W-where are you guys? Looks like I'll have to break out of here myself. "looks at the Prairie Dawn poster in front of him, then sighs" I miss you, Prairie.

"Meanwhile, at Madrid, Spain, the Sesame Street gang were getting ready for their show at a local theatre there. And as for Ericson, he's practicing to imitate Elmo with his Elmo tapes"

Elmo: "on Ericson's TV" Guess what Elmo's thinking about today? Ya da da da.

Ericson: "pauses the tape" Ya ta ta ta. "plays the tape"

Elmo: "on the TV" Hi. This is Elmo's World.

Ericson: "pauses the tape" Hiiiiiii. This is Elmo's World. "plays the tape"

Elmo: "on the TV" He wrote the music, he wrote the words. That's Elmo's Song!

Ericson: "pauses the tape" He wrote the music, he wrote the words. That's Elmo's Thing! Nailed it.

"Few minutes passed and the Sesame Street show is starting"

Ericson: It's Sesame Street which is brought to you by the letter A and the number 16. Hey!

"The Sesame Street theme starts playing"

All: "singing" Sunny days, sweeping the clouds away, on my way to where the air is sweet. Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street? How to get to Sesame Street?

"The theme ends and the audience claps"

Ericson: Yes. Hello. And welcome to Sesame Street. Please welcome our opening segment, Ernie and the Rubber Duckie Bath Tub Session.

"The audience claps, while Ernie appears in a bathtub with a whole bunch of Rubber Duckies"

Ernie: Hello everyone. I'm gonna sing my favorite song with all of these duckies. And of course, with Rubber Duckie. "laughs"

"Meanwhile, Danny was setting up a bomb downstairs in the basement of the theatre. But then, Ericson in a black long-sleeved shirt arrived in the basement"

Danny: Where have you been?

Ericson: On stage.

"Up above, a bunch of bubbles were forming all over the stage while Ernie sings "Rubber Duckie". Then, down in the basement, Ericson clicks his bomb activator and makes the bomb in front of him and Danny blow up. Back with the show, Ernie had finished his segment and left the stage. Then, Baby Bear came to the stage to announce the next segment"

Baby Bear: Ok, sorry about the bubble problem, folks. But now, put your hands together for the number of the day. Take it away, Prairie Dawn. "leaves the stage"

"Prairie Dawn then appears in a bikini which 1 part of the bra had a 1 and the other had a 6 on it, while holding a number 16"

Prairie Dawn: "singing" This is the number 16. A 1 and a 6 combined. It's like love in my heart.

"Meanwhile, Danny and Ericson were at the Statue Room in the Parlor Museum finding Colonel Blood's key"

Ericson: Where is it? It has to be here somewhere. Keep smashing, Number 2.

Danny: I am.

Ericson: Where is that god damn key?

Danny: "grabs the last statue" Well, this is the last one. It better be in here.

Ericson: It kinda looks a little bit like you, Number 2.

Danny: "smashes the statue to find the key" Here it is.

Ericson: Nice of him to label it. Now, where's the locket?

Danny: There's more. "flips the label to reveal a message" To him that seeks the locket faire look beneath the vaults of eire. Of course. That's where Blood's locket is. In the vaults of the Irish National Bank.

Ericson: And I know where the Sesame Street tour has to stop next. Dublin.

"Meanwhile, on the stage, Big Bird and Oscar were singing their songs in harmony."

Oscar: "singing" I love… I love.. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII…..

"Bert looks at the clock to see that Oscar's holding in was taking about 2 hours long"

Oscar: "singing" Love traaaaaaassssssshhhhhhhh!

Big Bird and Oscar: Yeah!

"The audience applauded"

Bert: They actually liked it?

Ericson: I'm Elmo and I hope you enjoyed the show. "moonwalks out of the stage" I love you, people. "leaves the stage"

Cookie Monster: Wow. What an audience. Great show, Elmo. "holds his hand out to give Ericson a high five"

"Ericson ignores Cookie Monster's high five while walking"

Prairie Dawn: Oh, they loved me, Elmo. They loved me.

Bert: Hey, guys. I don't think that was such a good show.

Rosita: What are you talking about? That show was like totally epic.

Danny: Exactly. And I must say that the Spanish reviewers disagree with you as well, Bert. They loved us. Take a look. "pulls out the latest newspaper" 5 out of 5 stars.

Bert: Wow. Those reviews came really quick.

Grover: And some other Mexican actor got only 4 stars.

Danny: And more good news. Pack up everyone. I've booked our next gig in Dublin.

"The Sesame Street gang gets excited"

Bert: Well, great. Now, we'll have more time to rehearse.

Danny: Ha. Rehearse. Let's celebrate!

"The Sesame Street gang cheers, except for Bert"

Ericson: Yep. You deserve it, my friends. Go do whatever the hell you want to do.

"Bert then gets really suspicious about what's going on"

"To Be Continued"