Sesame Street: Most Wanted

by Aldude 123

The Sesame Street gang have been asked to be on tour in many different countries. But what they didn't know is that the number 1 criminal in the world, Ericson, has a scheme to make Sesame Street no more. What are the Sesame Street gang gonna do? Find out in the story of Sesame Street: Most Wanted. (And there's probably 1 sex scene in it. That's it)

5. Chapter 5: Bert Reveals The Truth!

"Meanwhile, at the Museo Del Prado in Madrid, 2 guards noticed all of the statues were smashed"

Guard #1: "gasps" Looks like we are busted.

"Meanwhile, at the Interpol Headquarters, the whole Interpol team are waiting for a crime to happen. With Sam and Shawn, Shawn's drinking some tea and Sam starts getting pissed"

Sam: "in anger" Exactly what the hell are we doing today?

Shawn: I'm literally doing my job. All we do is just look at the map with the lights and wait until one of them blinks. This is how it's done in Europe.

Sam: Well, in America, we used 3D satellite LED displays, not a big piece of cardboard with a bunch of Christmas lights on it.

"Shawn looks at the map to see the Madrid light blinking"

Shawn: A blinking light. It's blinking. Let's go.

"Outside the HQ, Sam and Shawn sees Shawn's car which happens to be really small and light green which almost looks like a toy car"

Sam: Wh-- What the hell is this? A toy?!

Shawn: It's literally my car. It's illegal in most of Europe for its size.

"Both men got in the car barely"

Shawn: It's so special that I feel guilty. Let's go! "turns on the car and starts driving"

Sam: I hate Europe.

Shawn: Madrid, here we come.

"After a few hours of driving, they've arrived in Madrid"

Shawn: The Muncher. I knew he was involved.

Sam: This doesn't make sense. Why would he break in, smash a few statues and leave without stealing anything? There has to be something bigger happening, but what is it?

Shawn: "gasps" I got it. "notices his watch" Oops. 2 pm, my day's over. "sits on a chair and relaxes"

"Sam then notices a poster with the Sesame Street gang"

Sam: Wait a minute. Those weirdos from Sesame Street were performing at the crime scene and here they are performing next to the crime scene in Madrid. "to Shawn" Do you know what that means?

Shawn: Yeah. They love museums.

Sam: No. They're suspects.

Shawn: Alright. My break's over. We must these Sesame Street characters before they flee the country. To the train station!

"Meanwhile, at the train station, the 2 cops arrived in the small car to find the Sesame Street gang there"

Shawn: Are you all from Sesame Street?

"Both men pulled out their badges"

Cookie Monster: Woah. Those are big badges.

Sam/Shawn: Thank you. "looked at each other"

Shawn: Well, anyways, you must come with us to answer some questions.

"They all then went to an office where they have their talks"

Sam: Elmo, let's begin. Describe the day you played at Berlin.

Ericson: We rehearsed and then we walk about. We ate bratwursts and sauerkraut.

Sam: So, at that night, at 10:03, were you inside the museum's gallery?

Ericson: I haven't step foot in there. The audience saw me sing all night.

Shawn: Monsieur, we know you did the crime.

Ericson: But I was on stage the whole time while I was in Elmo's World.

Sam/Shawn: Thank you, Elmo. No more questions.

"Ericson leaves, then Prairie Dawn stepped in the office next"

Shawn: Oh, I think it's time for some good cop, romantic cop. "sets up a dinner-like table" So, Prairie Dawn, you could end up locked inside and now's your chance to save your head.

Prairie Dawn: Boys, I didn't know that it's a crime to steal the show.

Sam: So, tell us how the art was taken.

Shawn: If you want to save your ass.

Prairie Dawn: I haven't seen your missing art. All I stole were the audience's hearts.

Sam: Have we've caught the whore that did the job?

Prairie Dawn: Quit the slut jokes, pervert. Or I'll really kick your ass.

Sam/Shawn: Thank you, Prairie. No more questions.

Shawn: I think she liked me.

Sam: As if. And those puns weren't helping either.

Shawn: You know, I think they did it.

Sam: No they didn't.

Shawn: Yes they did. And we can prove it.

Sam: Well, if they did it, how did they do it?

Shawn: Uh, not sure. Let's ask the others. "to the other Sesame Street characters" Let's go from the start. What do you know about the stolen art?

Zoe: I didn't know there was a plan.

Abby: My magic is not meant for stealing art.

The Count: I only count things, not stealing things.

Grover: I was only teaching around, over under and through to the audience.

Oscar: Just because I'm a grouch doesn't mean that I steal things.

Cookie Monster: Uh, me can eat cookies.

Julia: Art.

Sam/Shawn: Thank you, Sesame Street. No more questions.

Shawn: They didn't do it.

Sam: Yep, they didn't.

Shawn: They're meant for entertaining kids.

Sam: "sigh" C'mon, let's go over the files again.

"Meanwhile, at the gulag, Elmo decided that it was time for him to escape. So, he first went to the wall that has the Prairie Dawn poster"

Elmo: Don't worry, Prairie. I'll bang you once I escape this hell hole. "takes the poster down to reveal Nayda in a hole in the wall, then screams"

Nayda: Quit making escape tunnels, monster.

Elmo: H-how did you know?

Nadya: It's the first escape everyone tries.

"Next, Elmo tries to sneak in a laundry basket which leads to a van, but unfortunately for him, Nayda was already in it"

Nadya: It's the second escape people try.

"Lastly, Elmo tries to sneak out while going in the toilet while crawling through the sewers which lead him to the bathroom, but unfortunately for him, Nayda was already in there"

Nadya: Third way.

Elmo: "screams after seeing Nadya"

Nadya: Give up, monster. I have a Netflix account with every single prison movie that has prison escapes. And I've seen all of those movies ever made. Even the ones in space.

Elmo: "sighs" Yeah, well-- "notices the paper that Nadya was reading" Hey, wait a second. That's them. Those are my friends. What happened to them?

Nadya: "grabs the paper and reads" Danny Badguy, an interview with the brains behind the Sesame Street triumphant comeback world tour.

Elmo: WHAT?!

Nadya: It seems your friends don't need you anymore. They've forgotten all about you.

Elmo: Oh no no no. They wouldn't and couldn't. We're a family.

Nadya: Family? No one believes in family in the gulag, monster. People are only ever out for themselves.

Elmo: "sighs, then starts forming very tiny tears"

Nadya: Listen, Elmo. We have an annual light-hearted gulag review coming up. It's that or the riot. I thought you might help me out.

Elmo: Well, the thing is, Nadya, I'm done doing that, but thanks for the offer.

Nadya: This isn't an offer, this is prison. You will help me. Rehearses are tomorrow at 4am or I'll put you on The Wall.

Elmo: The Wall? Why would I be scared of a wall?

"Outside, Nadya throws Elmo on The Wall"

Prisoner: Just direct the show. You'll never escape.

Elmo: "frightened" So, what time did you say that rehearse was?

"Nadya rips Elmo off The Wall"

Elmo: Ow.

"Meanwhile, at the Interpol HQ, Shawn and Sam were looking at the files for the stolen things that has happened earlier"

Sam: "sighs"

Shawn: So, what about this cookie loving blue monster? He's too stupid to be a criminal. He must be some kind of a cookie-holic.

Sam: Well, maybe your Muncher hunch is right.

Shawn: Except for the fact that Sesame Street plays tomorrow night at the Dublin Theatre, which just happens to be next door to the Irish National Bank. Maybe your Sesame Street hunch is.. right.

Sam: It's almost as if we're…

Sam/Shawn: Not so different after… all.

Shawn: Come on, pal. We must follow Sesame Street to Dublin.

Sam: To Dublin!

"Meanwhile, on the Sesame Street train, Bert was minding his business when he heard Ericson chopping some wood. He then went to the other room to find the other Sesame Street characters making a bunch of music and noise"

Bert: Hey guys.

"Ernie then started running along the hallway naked with his Rubber Duckie, but luckily he was wearing a bath towel"

Bert: "coos loudly that makes the Sesame Street gang to look at him" Um, do you guys think that Elmo's been acting a little weird lately?

Sesame Street Gang: No. "continues making noise"

Bert: "sighs" I guess you're right. It's just me. "walks off"

Oscar: "sighs" That Elmo imposter.

"Meanwhile, at the gulag, the prisoner singers were singing off-key"

Nadya: ENOUGH! You're all terrible. "to Elmo" Fix this, or it's the wall. "walks to the side"

Elmo: Geez. Uh, guys. I think that it's best to start with an up-tempo song and dance and then go into a comedy routine.

Prisoner #1: But we like Boys to Man.

Prisoner #2: It's Big Papa's favorite song. A lot of emotions in that song for him.

Prisoner #3: I'm not learning another song. I'm a triple threat, a singer, a dancer and a murderer.

"Soon, the prisoners started talking at once which caused Elmo to have flashbacks with the Sesame Street causing the same thing which made Elmo really pissed"

Elmo: SHUT UP! NOW, LOOK! WE ARE HOLDING AUDITIONS TOMORROW! AND IF ANY OF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT, ANY OF THAT, THEN MY DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN! "sighs"

Nadya: "walks to Elmo" Thank you, Elmo. This is what we've all been waiting to hear.

Prisoner #2: Teach us, Elmo. We'll do whatever you say. "takes out his hand" Put her there.

"Elmo shakes Prisoner #2's hand.

"Later that night, everyone was getting into their cells ready for bed"

Nadya: Good night, monster. Nice work today.

Elmo: Thanks Nadya.

Nadya: Even if your friends don't need you, we certainly do.

Elmo: Good night.

"While Nadya says good night to the other prisoners, Elmo looks out the window and starts thinking about his friends, especially Prairie Dawn"

Nadya: "in Elmo's mind" No one believes in family, monster. People are always ever out for themselves.

"Meanwhile, on the Sesame Street train, Bert was getting ready for bed when he starts looking at a picture of Elmo, which made him really worried about him. Then, he went to sleep in his bed."

"The next morning, Bert woke up to see Danny in a trench coat with a suitcase walking along the train station"

Bert: Well, well, well. What's he up to?

"Bert then follows Danny all over Dublin to find out where Danny was heading. Danny then met with 2 article journalists"

Danny: Gentlemen, I need this review to go on Friday's paper. 5 stars.

Journalist #1: I'm not being paid off for a review. Joking. Cash or credit?

"Bert accidentally pushed a gnome that broke, which caused the journalists and Danny's attention"

Journalist #1: What was that?

Danny: Rats. Who cares? "opens the case to reveal 1 million dollars"

Journalist #1: "whistles"

Danny: Hand these tickets out to anyone who will take one. In fact, you might have to pay people to come.

Journalist #2: Well, it's won't be that easy.

Danny: Mmm. Oh, here's a bonus. "pulls out another 1 million dollar case"

Journalist #1: Oh dear.

Bert: "quietly" Where does he keep all of those suitcases?

"Meanwhile, on the Sesame Street train, Cookie Monster was reading a newspaper with Ericson's face on it while eating a red iced cookie"

Cookie Monster: Hmm, let's see here. "crunches a bit of the cookie, which caused a bit of the icing to land on Ericson's mole" Huh. What's Elmo doing on the cover of this newspaper? "removes the icing to reveal Ericson's mole, then screams, then starts to get the joke" Heh, that's a good one.

Bert: "running" Oh no. Danny's a bad guy. Danny's a bad guy. Cookie Monster.

Cookie Monster: Hmm?

Bert: Danny's the reason we've been selling out our shows. He's been giving away tickets and bribing journalists to write great reviews.

Cookie Monster: "groans" Why didn't we ever thought of that?

Bert: Huh?

Cookie Monster: I mean, t-that's terrible.

Bert: The question is why. And could it have anything to do with why Elmo's been acting so weird lately.

Cookie Monster: Hey, you want to see something funny? "shows Bert the newspaper"

Bert: Yeah. Ericson, the world's most dangerous monster. Cookie, what does he have to do with what I just told you?

Cookie Monster: Nothing. But watch this. "places his finger on Ericson's mole"

Bert: Oh, it's Elmo.

"Cookie Monster removes his finger on Ericson's mole"

Bert: "screams" W-what did you do with Elmo? "starts getting a realization" Wait a minute. Cookie. What if Elmo has been replaced by this Ericson guy?

"The light above Cookie Monster turned on"

Cookie Monster: Nah, that's impossible. We'd all notice.

"The light then turns off"

Cookie Monster: "worried" Wouldn't we?

"Later, Bert and Cookie Monster headed in Elmo's room"

Bert: "knocks the door" Elmo? "opens the door" Are you there? Hello?

Cookie Monster: Elmo? "starts getting scared" Everything's fine. Let's get out of here.

Bert: No, hold on. "grabs Cookie Monster's hand" We should look around.

"Cookie Monster opens Elmo's toy box to reveal Ericson's bombs"

Cookie Monster: Huh. Elmo has a big bomb collection.

"Bert looks at the blueprint of the heist that Ericson is planning"

Cookie Monster: Looks like he's planning on some sort of comedy heist bit.

Bert: "sighs" I hope not. Those never work.

Cookie Monster: Hmm.

Bert: What's that? "walks to the desk to find Ericson's red makeup, then puts his finger in it to see that it is makeup, then gasps" Oh no.

Cookie Monster: What? What's the matter?

Bert: "shows Cookie Monster his finger" Oh no.

"Cookie Monster grabs the newspaper with Ericson's face, then Bert puts the makeup on the mole to find out that his statement earlier was correct. They both then scream in fear which cause the train passengers to look at them for a few seconds then went on to their own thing. Bert and Cookie Monster then stopped screaming"

Cookie Monster: We've got to get out of here.

Bert: Yeah.

"Cookie Monster and Bert were about to leave, but Ericson was in their way"

Ericson: Not so fast.

Bert: Where's Elmo?

Cookie Monster: "in fear" W-what do you want?

Ericson: You have chewed your last cookie, monster.

"Ericson was attack Bert and Cookie Monster, but to his surprise, Oscar was the one who attacked him."

Cookie Monster: Huh?

Oscar: That'll teach ya.

Cookie Monster: Oscar.

Bert: Good job. "notices Ericson" Guys, look.

"Ericson turns around to be seen wearing metal teeth, which scared the 3 Sesame Street members"

Bert: Uh, quick. The freight train.

"Ericson growls"

"Bert, Cookie Monster and Oscar then jumped out the train to land in the freight train. Ericson looks out the window and Bert looks out to see Ericson pissed"

Cookie Monster: We've got to go back and warn the others.

Oscar: Yeah.

Bert: I tried, but they didn't believe me. It's our word against his and… well, he's fooled them all.

Cookie Monster: Should we go to the police?

Bert: We don't have any evidence. "sighs" I feel terrible. I'm the one who talked Elmo into doing this tour in the first place.

Cookie Monster: Oh. If only Elmo were here, he'd know what to do.

Oscar: Yeah.

Bert: "realizes it" You're right. There's only 1 guy in this world who can save us. Only 1 furry red monster who can restore order, bring justice and set things right.

Cookie Monster: You are talking about Elmo, right.

Bert: Yeah, Cookie. Elmo.

"To Be Continued"