"Speaking of Elmo, he was directing the prisoner singers a dance number"
Elmo: Turn, turn, out, in, jump, step, step, kick, kick, leap, kick, touch. Got it? From the top, a 5, 6, 7, 8.
"The prisoners starts dancing and singing"
Elmo: "impressed" Good. Great. That's it, guys, that's it. That's good, guys. C'mon, hit it hard.
"The prisoners continue to dance"
Nadya: "singing" I really need this job. Please God, I need this job. I have to have this job!
"The prisoners stand there in silence"
Elmo: Ok. All right. Yes. Uh, Nadya, I think perhaps we should perhaps keep it prisoners only.
Nadya: Of course. I just love singing when I was a kid. But you're right, Elmo. As ever. "leaves"
Elmo: Thanks. Alright guys, here's who made the cut.
"Nadya then heads to her office to her locker which happens to have a bunch of pictures of Elmo in it."
Nadya: You are always right, my beautiful furry red prince. "holds one of the pictures" I will never let you leave me. "kisses the picture while fingering her pussy and moaning"
"Meanwhile, on the Sesame Street train, Ericson was putting a jigsaw puzzle together while muttering out angry words. Just then, Danny entered the room to see Ericson pissed"
Danny: "sighs" What's wrong? You only put puzzles together when you're pissed.
Ericson: The cookie guy, the pigeon boy and the grouch. They're on to us and they got away.
Danny: How are we gonna tell the others?
"Later at the Dublin Theatre, Ericson and Danny were about to explain the bad news to the Sesame Street gang"
Ericson: My friends, I'm afraid I have some bad news. Bert and Cookie Monster have quit Sesame Street.
"The Sesame Street gang were shocked about the news"
Zoe: Wait. You can quit Sesame Street?
Telly: Wait a minute. Bert quitted Sesame Street? He's basically been here since Season 1.
Big Bird: Yeah. He's always here during the last 50 years.
Farley: I'll say. Especially since the show had forgotten all about those other lost characters. C'mon Betty Lou. "walks off"
Betty Lou: "sighs" Coming. "walks off"
Ericson: Well, as the old saying goes, the show must continue. In a timely fashion.
Ernie: Wait. Cookie Monster and Bert were a part of our family. We can't let them go without a fight. Right, Elmo?
Ericson: I know this is hard, Ernie. Bert and Cookie Monster were my best friends.
Prairie Dawn: Elmo, are you sure you're ok?
Ericson: Yes, I'm fine, Prairie. I'd never lose you. You're everything to me.
Prairie Dawn: Oh, Elmo. "kisses Ericson's lips"
Danny: Guys, c'mon. This is gonna be great. We should be celebrating.
Ericson: Yeah. Remember, I can do what you want me to do. Huh?
Danny: Yeah?
Telly: Ok.
Big Bird: Hey, has anyone seen Oscar?
"Speaking of Oscar, he, Bert and Cookie Monster were heading out to find the gulag that Elmo's at"
Cookie Monster: "tiredly" D-does anyone think that we're traveling in circles?
Bert: "sees the Gulag sign" T-there it is.
Cookie Monster: Finally.
"Meanwhile, at the Dublin Theatre, the show was happening with Baby Bear singing That's How The Numbers Go from 123 Count With Me. And also, Sam and Shawn was watching too. Then, in the bank, Ericson and Danny were inside about to find the locket"
Ericson: You have any evidence to frame the cookie guy?
Danny: "holds up a cookie"
Ericson: Excellent. Uh, where are the guards?
"Danny shrugs his shoulders"
"Meanwhile, at the theatre, Sam and Shawn were watching the Sesame Street show"
Sam: "to Shawn" Stay here. I'm gonna check on the vault.
"Back with Ericson and Danny, they've blown the vault up to find the skeleton of Thomas Blood with his locket in his hand"
Danny: Colonel Blood's Locket.
Ericson: Of course. Now grab it.
"While Danny takes the locket, Sam is about to enter the museum, in which case Ericson noticed Sam"
Ericson: Someone's coming. Abort! "runs off"
Danny: "quickly grabs the locket and tosses one of his coins on the floor"
Sam: Huh? "sees Danny's shadow" Shawn, I think I heard something and it's heading back towards the theatre. "heads back"
"Back at the theatre, Prairie Dawn was singing a Kesha song which made all the men in the audience turned on"
Prairie Dawn: "singing" My love is wherever you are.
"Ericson and Danny take off their burglar clothes and their show clothes"
Danny: That was close.
Ericson: Too close. We have to move to phase 3, wedding. "starts heading to the stage"
Prairie Dawn: "singing" You're hereā¦
Baby Bear: Hey Elmo, you can't go out there. It's Prairie's Kesha number.
"Ericson pushes Baby Bear out of the way while Prairie Dawn continues to sing"
Sam: Did you see anything?
Shawn: No. It's my lunch hour. It lasts 6 hours.
Ericson: "entering the stage" Excuse me. Ladies and Gentlemen, I have an announcement to make.
Prairie Dawn: "stops singing" What?
"The audience gets confused"
Prairie Dawn: Elmo, I'm in the middle of a song here.
Ericson: Prairie Dawn, I have a very important question to ask you.
Prairie Dawn: Huh?
"Ericson gets on 1 knee"
Prairie Dawn: What are you doing?
"The audience gasps"
Ericson: Do you wish to become Mrs. Dawn or rather Mrs. Monster?
"The Sesame Street gang gasps backstage"
Prairie Dawn: "in delight" Oh my god, Elmo. I thought you'd never ask. I thought you'd never ask.
Ericson: Well, what will the answer be?
Shawn: It's beautiful.
Prairie Dawn: "shrieks in joy" Yes! Yes! Of course. Oh my god.
"Ericson places the ring on Prairie Dawn's finger while the audience claps"
Prairie Dawn: After all these years, it was finally just so god damn easy.
Ericson: Uh huh. "to the audience" That's right, folks. It's the Sesame Street wedding that everybody's been wanting to see. And we're gonna put our tour on pause.
The Sesame Street Gang: What?!
Ericson: "holds Prairie Dawn's hand" We'll be married in 2 days time at the world's most romantic location, The Tower Of London.
"The audience grabs cameras and news reporters do the same"
Kermit The Frog: Here's a Sesame Street news flash. The years of waiting are over. The biggest "Will they", "Won't they" of all times has been answered with a confirmed, "They will". Elmo Monster and Prairie Dawn are to be married. That's right, folks. They're finally tying the knot.
"Meanwhile, at the Irish National Bank, Sam and Shawn, along with the Irish police, are investigating the crime scene"
Sam: I have never been to a more stupid crime scene I've never been to.
Shawn: "gasps, then grabs the cookie on the floor" The cookie guy was here.
Sam: "sees the Muncher's coin" The Muncher. He was here also. Do you think that the cookie guy and the Muncher could be basically the same?
Shawn: The cookie guy is the Muncher. Brilliant.
Sam: But why would he steal a bunch of old bones?
Shawn: Well, the bones belong to someone named Colonel Thomas Blood. He was the only man who barely stole the Crown Jewels of England.
Sam: Wait a minute. Where did the red monster say he was getting married?
Shawn: The Tower of London.
Sam/Shawn: THE COOKIE GUY IS PLANNING ON STEALING THE CROWN JEWELS!
"Meanwhile, in London, England, Ericson was walking in the Tower of London"
Florist: "to Ericson" Sir, where would you like the flowers?
Ericson: Who gives a shit?
"The Sesame Street gang approaches Ericson"
Baby Bear: Uh, hey Elmo.
Ericson: Hey guys.
Baby Bear: Uh, we've all been thinking and uh, well, uh, after you and Prairie Dawn get married, what's gonna happen to the tour?
Ernie: And to us?
Ericson: Well, now you guys have all the freedom you want. You don't need me. I'm done with Sesame Street.
"The Sesame Street gang gets confused"
Ericson: But hey, we've have some good times, right? Hmm? See ya. "walks off"
Big Bird: Elmo?
Telly: Uh, did he just say what I thought he said?
Baby Bear: What are we gonna do without Elmo?
Big Bird: The only thing we can do. Pack up, go to the wedding, and go our separate ways. "drops 1 tear from his eye"
"Meanwhile, in Prairie Dawn's dressing room in the tower, she was starting to feel worried and scared at the same time"
Prairie Dawn: Oh man. I always wanted to marry Elmo, but somehow it happened so quick that I don't think it feels right somehow.
"She then locks the door, opens her purse to find a red dildo and placed it on the floor. She then pulled out her phone and found a picture of Elmo smiling. Then, she takes off her panties and pants so that her pussy was revealed. After that, she inserted the dildo's tip in her pussy and started riding while imagining Elmo fucking her and grabbing her left breast. But meanwhile, Elmo was masturbating without anyone in the gulag with the Prairie Dawn poster. The camera then splits the screen with Elmo masturbating on one side and Prairie Dawn riding the dildo on the other side. This happened about 9 minutes later, which lead them to cum all over the place. Then, the screen goes back to Prairie Dawn blushing and lying on the floor, blushing and tired and still cumming for a few seconds while placing the dildo away and looking at the Elmo picture"
Prairie Dawn: Oh, Elmo. If only you gave me a good fucking before our wedding. "kisses the picture, then turns off her phone while sighing"
"To Be Continued"
