Sesame Street: Most Wanted

by Aldude 123

The Sesame Street gang have been asked to be on tour in many different countries. But what they didn't know is that the number 1 criminal in the world, Ericson, has a scheme to make Sesame Street no more. What are the Sesame Street gang gonna do? Find out in the story of Sesame Street: Most Wanted. (And there's probably 1 sex scene in it. That's it)

7. Chapter 7: Elmo vs Ericson!

"Meanwhile, at the gulag, Elmo was starting the show for the guards"

Elmo: Lady and Gentlemen, good evening and welcome to the Gulag Annual Review Show! "goes backstage"

"The guards applauses"

Elmo: Alright. Escapo, you're up after the ballet. "looks at the schedule" Ok. Let's see here.

"Just then, Bert, Cookie Monster and Oscar poked their heads in the way back of the backstage seeing Elmo"

Bert: "gasps, then whispers" Elmo. Elmo.

Cookie Monster: "whispering" Elmo.

Oscar: "whispering" Elmo.

"Elmo hears their voices and turns around to see their heads"

Elmo: "gasps" Cookie Monster! Bert! Oscar!

Cookie Monster: We're here to rescue you.

Bert: Yeah, but we have to go right now.

Oscar: Yeah!

"While the ballet skit is playing to entertain the guards, Elmo met up with Bert, Cookie Monster and Oscar outside the gulag"

Elmo: Hey, I can't believe you're here. It's so good to see you guys. "chuckles"

Cookie Monster: Elmo, listen. The evil monster named Ericson has taken over Sesame Street and replaced you.

Elmo: "in shock" What?! Ericson replaced me?

Bert: Yeah. And he was working together with Danny. And they're planning something horrible. But we don't know what it is.

Elmo: But, how could you not have noticed that he replaced me, Cookie?

Cookie Monster: Well, he looked like you and talked like you. On second thought, he didn't talked like you. But he said that be had a cold.

Oscar: Well, I already knew.

Elmo: You already know, Oscar?

"Oscar shakes his head yes"

Elmo: You mean, all of this time, I've been locked in a Russian gulag though no one, not one single person from Sesame Street except Oscar noticed that I've been replaced by an evil criminal mastermind?

Cookie Monster: Well, it sounds worst than it was.

Bert: Actually, it's really bad once you think about it.

Elmo: "sighs" I thought you guys had forgotten about me. Like, you didn't need me anymore.

Cookie Monster: We'd never forget about you, Elmo.

Bert: You mean everything to us, Elmo.

Oscar: You're a good monster.

"Elmo smiles"

"Then, a newspaper truck approached"

Russian Woman: Late Extra, Late Extra, Read All About It. Elmo and Prairie Dawn to be married in London. "throws the newspaper at the Sesame Street members"

"The newspaper read, "Elmo To Marry Prairie Dawn"

Elmo: What?

Oscar: Uh oh.

Elmo: Prairie? Prairie's gonna marry the world's most dangerous monster tomorrow? Prairie and the gang are in trouble. To London! "runs off"

Bert/Cookie Monster/Oscar: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

"A gunfire was heard and Elmo noticed"

Elmo: Oh yeah. I forgot that I was in a gulag. Sorry about that, Ivan.

Ivan: It's ok. No problem, Elmo. It's a mistake.

Elmo: Right. Thanks for not shooting me.

Ivan: Sure. No problem. Nothing personal.

Elmo: We have to escape, guys. Tonight!

Cookie Monster: But how?

Prisoner: Hey Elmo, do you know where these prop axes are suppose to be for the mine act?

Elmo: Uh.

Bert: Wait. "sees a big black van near the toolshed" I've got an idea.

"Later, in the gulag, the show was still going. And then, when the mine number was starting, Elmo, Cookie Monster, Bert and Oscar were about to blend in with the other prisoners so that they could go through the big hole that the prisoners made. After the number was over, the guards applauded, but then Nadya noticed that Elmo escaped through the hole"

Nadya: Oh no. ELLLLLLLLLLLLLMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"Elmo and the other Sesame Street members along with the other prisoners went in the truck and were leaving the gulag"

Elmo: Wahoo. We did it. Great job, guys. Now, step on it. We've got a wedding to crash.

"The next day, the wedding was about to start. The gulag truck then stopped at the wedding to drop off the Sesame Street members."

Cookie Monster: That's a nice venue.

Elmo: "sees a guard blocking the main entrance" Hmm, the main entrance is too-well guarded. We're gonna have to find another way in. "notices a flower company handing out flowers for the wedding"

"Elmo then blended in with the line"

Male Florist: Are you the new guy?

Elmo: Yes I am.

Male Florist: "hands Elmo the bouquet of flowers" Next time, put the uniform on.

Elmo: Will do.

"Elmo then follows the line, then went to the backdoor to let in Cookie Monster, Bert and Oscar in the Tower"

Cookie Monster: Wow. You were like James Bond back there, Elmo.

Elmo: Thanks Cookie. Ok guys, here's the plan. Bert, you and Oscar go look in the chapel. Cookie, you come with me. Good luck, guys.

Bert: Right. You too, Elmo.

Cookie Monster: Gotcha.

"Elmo and Cookie Monster looked in some random room to find Prairie Dawn"

Elmo: Prairie? Ugh, where is she?

Cookie Monster: "noticed some familiar clothes" Hey Elmo, these are your clothes.

"The mirror's glass next to Cookie Monster suddenly broke. Then, Ericson starts to arrive in the room"

Elmo: Someone's coming. Hide!

Cookie Monster: "lies on the floor and acts like a rug"

"Elmo noticed Ericson's makeup and one of Elmo's tuxedos. He then places the makeup on his cheek where the mole is and put on the tux"

Ericson: I hate weddings. "sighs, then go to the broken mirror"

"Ericson then looks at the mirror. But what he didn't know is that it was Elmo that he was looking at, not his reflection. A few seconds passed and Danny enters the room"

Ericson: "sees Danny" Oh, there you are. Well, don't just stand there like a retard, Number 2. Come on in. Let's take this convenient time to go over the plans, hmm? Once you've stolen the Crown Jewels and framed Sesame Street, their show will sure be cancelled and we'll become millionaires with the jewels.

Danny: But, what will you do when you're married, because the girl will know everything.

Ericson: Well, once she served her purpose, kaboom. It'll be a dead bitch for breakfast.

"Elmo gasps, while Ericson laughs evilly. Then, 2 men with a big drawer arrived"

Man #1: Where do you want it?

Ericson: Place it over there on the blue rug.

"Cookie Monster gulps in fear while the men place the drawer on him"

Cookie Monster: Ow.

Elmo: Ah.

Ericson: Thanks. "to Danny" Let's fucking do this.

"Ericson and Danny then leaves the room. Then, Elmo pops up and goes to Cookie Monster"

Elmo: Cookie Monster, are you ok?

Cookie Monster: Yeah, I'm fine. How do I look? "turns to Elmo to become flat"

Elmo: Uh, you look fine. Now, come on. We've got to go rescue Prairie Dawn.

Cookie Monster: Right. Let's go.

"The 2 monsters were about to go find Prairie Dawn, but Sam and Shawn were the ones that found them"

Shawn: The Muncher! I finally found you.

Sam: And Ericson, the world's most dangerous monster.

Elmo: "palms his face" Oh god, not again.

Sam: Case solved. "turns his head to Shawn to see him with his family in a swimsuit"

Shawn: Awesome. Time for my annual 8-week vacation. See ya.

Sam: Wait. What am I suppose to do with them?

Shawn: On vacation.

"Sam locks up Cookie Monster and Elmo in the small Interpol car"

Elmo: I'm telling you, you've got the wrong guy.

Sam: Stay there.

"Inside the tower, Ericson and Danny were walking along the hallway"

Ericson: Oh. And one more thing, Number 2. I've hired some help. The world's smallest team of jewel thieves.

"A team of tough kids popped up from the door that Ericson opened"

Ericson: Genius, I know. Who'd suspect kids of stealing crown jewels? I mean, look at their cute, adorable faces.

"Later, Danny and the kids were going to steal the jewels. Danny then found a secret tunnel that was really small for the kids to crawl through"

Danny: You're up, little dudes.

"The kids then crawled through the tunnel and down the hole to open the door that Danny was behind"

Danny: C'mon, hurry up.

"The door then opens and Danny goes through. Meanwhile, with Elmo and Cookie Monster, they heard a chapel clock ringing and saw Prairie Dawn walking to the chapel"

Elmo: "gasps" The wedding! It's starting. She looks beautiful. Cookie Monster, we have to do something.

Cookie Monster: "puts his foot down through the car" Oh, this is so frustrating. Eh-- Wow. I'll be damn, this is a really crappy car.

"Both monsters look at each other"

Elmo: Let's get the hell out of here.

"Cookie Monster smashes his other foot through the car and starts walking without Sam knowing. Meanwhile, in the chapel, the Sesame Street gang rises up as Prairie Dawn walks down the hall and approaches Ericson with a scared face and soon the wedding has started"

Priest: Dearly beloved--

"Outside the chapel, Sam sighs and turns around to see the car is gone"

Sam: "gasps, then calls Shawn" Code Red! Code Red!

"Back with Danny and the kids, they were blocked by a spider web"

Danny: "sighs" Alright, go get the rope and my outfit.

"Back with Sam"

Sam: Shawn, come back from vacation. Ericson and The Muncher have escaped! The Crown Jewels are in danger!

"Back with Danny and the kids, Danny was about to get through the lasers."

"Then, back at the chapel, the wedding begins"

Priest: We are gathered here today to witness the union of this girl and this monster in holy matrimony before the presence of God.

"Back with Danny, he starts to aim at the hole where the locket goes. He then inserts the locket in the hole, which turned off the lasers and opened the doors that has the jewels and the crown. Danny then starts taking the crown and jewels."

"Back at the chapel"

Priest: Do you, Elmo Monster, take Prairie Dawn to be your lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health, so help you God?

Ericson: Yes. Yes, I do.

Priest: And do you, Prairie Dawn, take Elmo Monster to be your lawfully wedded husband, in sickness and in health, so help you God?

Prairie Dawn: I… I…

Ericson: "whispers" Just say I do. This is always what you always wanted, right?

Prairie Dawn: I do?

Priest: I'm sorry, is that a question?

Ericson: Nope, it wasn't a question.

"With Elmo and Cookie Monster, they met with Bert and Oscar"

Elmo: We've got to do something, guys.

Bert: Elmo, we have to get you close to Prairie Dawn.

Cookie Monster: "sees a lever" Huh. What does this do? "pulls the lever"

"Ericson then falls down the hole that was opened and sent up Elmo instead. The audience then gets confused as to what happened"

Prairie Dawn: The hell?

Elmo: Prairie, it's me. Elmo. Come on, we have to get out of here. The wedding's off.

Rosita: Wow. Really cold-hearted of him.

"Underground, Bert, Cookie Monster and Oscar were face-to-face with Ericson"

Cookie Monster: "laughs awkwardly" Excuse us.

"Bert, Cookie Monster and Oscar ran off in fear."

Prairie Dawn: No. Elmo, what the hell are you doing?

Elmo: Prairie, I'll explain later.

Prairie Dawn: "sighs" I can't believe this.

Ericson: "opens a secret door" Aha. Come here, you asshole. "grabs Elmo's leg and pulls him out of the chapel"

Prairie Dawn: Where are you going?

Ericson: "pops up and sighs" I'm sorry, babe. Forgive me.

Prairie Dawn: What's going on at my wedding?

"Bert holds on to a rope swing and swings himself to grab Ericson and lets him go in a net"

Bert: Gotcha. Pull, Oscar.

Ericson: What the hell's going on here?

Oscar: Ha ha. Gotcha now, bitch.

Elmo: "runs to the chapel" Prairie, that's not me. I'm me.

"Ericson breaks the net and falls on Elmo"

Elmo: He's Ericson, the world's most dangerous mons-- "falls to the ground"

"Elmo and Ericson both get up and Prairie Dawn gasps in surprise and confusion"

Baby Bear: 2 Elmos? That explains a lot.

Prairie Dawn: How can there be 2 Elmos? From all the bull shiteist ways of ruining a wedding. This must be the most creative. 2 Elmos.

Elmo: No. Just 1 Elmo. Me.

Ericson: No, no, no, no. Don't listen to him, I'm the real Elmo.

Elmo: That's bullshit. I'm the real Elmo.

Ericson: No, I'm Elmo.

Elmo: I've always been Elmo.

Ericson: Guess what Elmo's thinking about today. Ya ta ta ta.

Elmo: Ta ta ta? It's Da da da.

Prairie Dawn: Both of you, shut up!

"Ericson and Elmo stop arguing"

Prairie Dawn: Well, there's only one way to settle this. "to Ericson" First Elmo. Will you marry me?

Ericson: Yes. Of course. Let's go. The helicopter's waiting for us, babe.

Prairie Dawn: "to Elmo" And you, the other Elmo, will you marry me?

Elmo: Well, uh, I mean, I would, but I, I, uh, I could…

Prairie Dawn: "gasps" That's my Elmo! "tackles Elmo down and kisses him a bunch of times"

"The Sesame Street gang and the audience applauses because why not. And as for Ericson, he decided that it was time for his getaway. So, he wipes off the makeup from his mole to pop up on his lip, which made the audience gasp"

Ericson: That's right, Sesame Street! I am Ericson! The world's most dangerous monster and number 1 criminal and a thousand times more monster than this Elmo person. And now, I have only one thing to say to you, dicks. "pulls out his bomb activator" That's Elmo's World, bitch. "presses the activator's button" Yayyyyyyyyyyy!

Baby Bear: What the hell is that?

Elmo: It's a bomb!

The Count: Oh, well good thing that my counting machine can attach bombs. "presses the bomb attacher button on the machine"

"Then, beeping starts coming from Prairie Dawn's ring"

Prairie Dawn: "looks at her ring" What the- What's going on?

"The ring dashes to the counting machine making Prairie Dawn go too"

Elmo: Wait a minute. Prairie Dawn's ring IS the bomb! "grabs The Count's waist" Some of you guys grab me, and some of you guys grab Prairie. Now, PULL!

"The Sesame Street gang then tries to get the ring off Prairie Dawn's finger. Then, eventually, the ring came off. And Elmo soon threw the machine out the window landing in the ocean, causing the ring to blow up and making a impressive waterfall"

Elmo: Wow!

The Count: That's 1, 1 bomb and 1 waterfall. "laughs and make thunder and lightning happen"

Elmo: Heh. Good one, Count.

Prairie Dawn: Elmo! HELP!

Elmo: "gasps" Prairie! She's on the roof. Come on, guys!

Ericson: Shut up and keep moving, you whore. You're my insurance policy. "opens the helicopter door to reveal Danny in a blue suit with fur all over it" What the? Number 2, you look like a pervert. Why are you wearing that?

The Muncher: Because I am the Muncher. And the world's new number 1 criminal. That's right. This is where I double-cross you.

Ericson: Ok, first rule of double-cross. You don't announce the double-cross before you double-cross. See, it's not even a rule because it's so obvious. "pushes the bomb activator's button which sends The Muncher off the helicopter and somewhere far" And the Muncher is literally the dumbest and bull shiteist bad guy name I've ever heard of.

"Meanwhile, the Sesame Street gang bursted through the door that leads to the roof. But then, Ericson starts to turn on the helicopter with Prairie Dawn tied up"

Cookie Monster: He's getting away. What are we gonna do?

Elmo: We're gonna stop that helicopter. Come on, guys.

"The Sesame Street gang then running off to get to the helicopter"

Bert: We're coming. Hang on, Prairie.

"Elmo grabbed onto the helicopter, but the Sesame Street gang missed it"

Ericson: "to Prairie Dawn" Shut up, whore!

Bert: Elmo!

Ernie: We have to do something!

Elmo: I got it, guys!

Cookie Monster: Well, there's only one way we can reach him from up there. Sesame Ladder!

Ericson: "turns his head to see Elmo holding onto the helicopter" The hell?

Prairie Dawn: Elmo.

"Soon, the Sesame Street gang starts forming the ladder"

Baby Bear: C'mon, Grover!

Grover: Ok.

Big Bird: Hey, watch the feathers, Cookie!

Elmo: "starts climbing on the helicopter" Give up, Ericson. I've got you now!

Ericson: Fuck you, bitch! "steps on Elmo's hand"

Elmo: Ow.

Prairie Dawn: Elmo!

Elmo: Ahh!

Ernie: Alright Elmo, we're coming to get ya. Now!

"The Sesame Street gang leans on the helicopter while Ernie grabs it with his hands. Ericson then notices that the helicopter stopped"

Ericson: Hold on. Something's wrong. We're not moving!

"The camera zooms back to reveal the Sesame Street gang forming the Sesame Ladder"

Ericson: You're ruining my getaway!

"Prairie Dawn then sees a sharp piece of metal in front of here, then tries to cut the rope that is tied to her arms with it"

Elmo: Hang on, Prairie. I'm coming!

Ernie: Go get him, Elmo.

"Elmo finally gets inside the helicopter"

Prairie Dawn: Elmo!

"Elmo climbs in the helicopter"

Ericson: "holding a loaded gun" Welcome aboard, Elmo. You don't know who the hell you're dealing with because I am the world's most dangerous monster!

Prairie Dawn: "gets her arms free" Oh god, you may be the world's most dangerous monster, but you're still a monster. "grabs Ericson's legs and slams his whole body through the glass" No..fucking..asshole..tricks..me..into..marrying..me..and..then..hurts..my..Elmo! Hmmph. Phew.

"Ericson falls, then comes back up and groans"

Ericson: What a woman.

Elmo: Yeah! My woman. And I believe this-- "pulls out his hand to reveal Ericson's mole" --belongs to you. "slaps Ericson's mole on Ericson's face which made Ericson faint"

"Elmo and Prairie Dawn then looks at each other"

Elmo: Well, I'm sorry I ruined your wedding.

Prairie Dawn: Oh Elmo. "hugs Elmo" I'm glad you did anyways.

"Elmo and Prairie Dawn looks at each other again and then gave each other a kiss on the lips"

Elmo: I love you, Prairie.

Prairie Dawn: I love you too, Elmo.

"The two lovebirds kissed each other one more time"

Telly: Ok. Can we get down now?

"To Be Continued"