I'm really starting to hate Dathka Graush. For the second time, he made me
a part of his "Korriban Zombie" undead army. I guess he wasn't too impressed
with me for exposing his Tsaiwinokka Hoyakut secrets. Anyway, today I continue
interviews with Sith Lords. Here's #68, Darth Andeddu, the immortal god-king
of Prakith.

INTERVIEWER - Thank you for granting me an interview, your majesty.
My first question has to do with royal protocol on Prakith. How do they
introduce you at official functions?

DARTH ANDEDDU - Introducing his majesty, the defender of the
dark side, the Dark Lord of the Sith, the immortal god-king of Prakith,
now and forever more, Darth Andeddu.

INTERVIEWER - Impressive. Why did you first join the Sith?

DARTH ANDEDDU - As a child, it was discovered that I was already powerful
in the force. My father sent me to study the dark side under the Dark Lord
Marka Ragnos. When my father, the King of Prakith, died, I inherited the throne.
The new Dark Lord Naga Sadow granted my request to return to Prakith, so I
could rule my home world.

INTERVIEWER - You are known as the first Sith Lord to use the title of Darth.
Why did you take the title of Darth?

DARTH ANDEDDU - Darth is a symbol of excellence. It means that one has
achieved the ultimate power. It is also a warning to whomever may challenge
my authority. Either bow and yield to me, or die.

INTERVIEWER - You are known for ruling with an iron fist. Your cruelty
is legendary. Why are you cruel with your subjects?

DARTH ANDEDDU - I am not "cruel" as you say. I am very strict. On Prakith,
my rules are law. No... Commandments. When someone breaks my laws,
they are put to death. I prefer public executions. They discourage further
lawbreaking. Crime is almost nonexistent on Prakith.

INTERVIEWER - Over time, you "rediscovered" the lost spell known as
Essence Transfer. If I may ask, where did you learn of this spell?

DARTH ANDEDDU - From the holocron of the creator, the great Tulak Hord.
I discovered his holocron a few years before I returned to Prakith.

INTERVIEWER - People would like to get to know you better. What do you like to eat?

DARTH ANDEDDU - Food, you fool. What kind of idiot are you?

INTERVIEWER - Sorry, your majesty. I meant to ask, what is your favorite food?
Is there a favorite meal that you must have?

DARTH ANDEDDU - I do not have a particular favorite. As long as there are lots of it.
I enjoy eating. Who doesn't?

INTERVIEWER - Do you mind if I ask how you stay so thin? Any diet secrets?

DARTH ANDEDDU - I get lots of exercise. It also helps to have a great metabolism.

INTERVIEWER - I must admit; you're not what I was expecting. From your reputation,
I was expecting a mean, terrifying Dark Lord. And yet you seem to be rather pleasant.

DARTH ANDEDDU - And that surprises you why? On Prakith, we do have media.
As their King, I give interviews on a regular basis. I work very hard at crafting
my public image.

INTERVIEWER - Everybody, at times, has done crazy things that they regret.
Do you mind if I ask, what's the stupidest thing that you have ever done?

DARTH ANDEDDU - Never repeat this to anyone. Several years before I became king,
I once walked in on Dark Lord Naga Sadow and his wife having sex. He beat me to
within an inch of my life. Come to think of it, that's probably why he was so willing
to grant my leave.

INTERVIEWER - I can understand why he was not too happy with you. What are you
most proud of, from your early days as a Sith?

DARTH ANDEDDU - I'm the only person to beat that muscle-bound freak of nature,
Ludo Kreesh, at arm wrestling. The arrogant bastard has won the annual Sith Empire
Arm Wrestling Tournament 32 years in a row. Now, leave. I have my Royal duties to
preform. I have some people to execute.

INTERVIEWER - Thank you kindly for your time.