Disclaimer: First Chapter
Story Start!

It did not take much time to adjust.

Take a Quest from the Quest Board, go to the place where the Quest was located and either slay the monster or get the item requested. If anything, that was something about this world that was exactly the same as what he was used to doing already. The money system was different, since they used Gold Coins instead of the kind of money that he was used to using. While 2000 G sounded like a lot at first glance, it wasn't all that much.

He bought an apple, which was about 250 ryo in his world, and in this world it was about 200 G, so there was a rate that things seemed to follow here.

To Rent a Room at the Ale & Eats was about 30,000 G a month unless you became an employee at the inn. Most adventurers would rent a room there he was finding, and he was getting used to seeing a lot of different species. The people were nice, and nobody was really all that surprised that he was from a different world either. It was such a mundane thing here that he stopped bringing it up.

"Sup! Naruto, going on another quest already? You go on about, what, 5 or 6 of them in a day? You need to come to a Succu-girl store with us already! You've been here for 2 weeks, and still haven't joined us to bust a nut!"

Stunk.

An adventurer that was about as tall as Naruto, and though he was more stocky in build, he wasn't built for martial arts. He wore adventurer clothes and had a sword at his hip that he used in combat. He was a massive pervert that didn't go more than a day or two without visiting a brothel, which were called Succu-girl stores in this world.

"Geeze, you guys, stop harassing him with that, he's not going to join you." Meidri, the waitress of the bar, spoke as she flapped her wings and landed on the ground between them. Short orange hair, pink eyes, and wings coming out of her back. Not to mention she had bird feet instead of human ones, and she wore a maid outfit. "Here is the reward for your last quest Naruto, do you have anything you want to order, or are you going to head out right away?" Meidri asked Naruto as she gave him a bag filled with gold.

Meidri had a low opinion of perverts on the outside, but she was still quite a good person at heart and cared for most of the patrons of the store. Naruto getting so many quests done each day since he had started renting a room did help her get a good opinion of him.

"Hey Meidri, can you post this?" Zel, a shorter elf with somewhat plain features, but very long ears and blond hair, spoke as he passed a piece of paper to Meidri. She just sighed and walked over towards the board and posted the sheet of paper given to her. "That place was pretty okay, but you should have gone with us Naruto. We have Brooz as a Hybrid, Stunk a human, me an Elf, Crim an Angel, Kanchal a Hafling as regulars, but having a person from another dimension to write reviews on stores with us would be great insight." Zel spoke as he sat down at a table next to Stunk.

"Hey, Naruto, can I get your opinion on something before you leave?"

A waiter for the pub asked Naruto, Crim the Angel, a feminine looking boy (though Naruto had a suspicion that something was off about the male claim), with detached wings and a broken halo floated towards Naruto. He wore a white dress and black spandex, and overall gave off a rather angelic look to him.

"Sure, but actually, I'm going to go to a store after this quest anyway... sorry Meidri, but I promised this girl I would visit her store as thanks for her telling me about this world." Naruto clapped his hands together, and Meidri stared at him for a moment, before she sighed and nodded her head. He didn't like lowering her opinion of him, but it seemed she didn't mind guys visiting the stores so long as they kept their perverted antics in the pub to a minimum.

In all honesty, he was just going to drop some money off for Piltia.

Stunk and Zel wrapped their arms around Naruto's shoulders.

"Why didn't you tell us you were going to a store, which store is it? What does the dimension hopper like from his girls?"

"I think you mean dimension humper." Zel corrected Stunk, and turned the statement into a sex joke.

"The Halfing Hideaway, but really, I'm just going there to repay a favor, you don't need to come along, really, I insist that you don't." Naruto stated with a deadpan tone. He was a pervert, but he wasn't sex obsessed like these two guys. He was even less obsessed with it than the Angel Crim seemed to be, though unlike the angel he was far less reserved about his interests when honestly asked.

Stunk let go of Naruto and put his hand on his chin.

"Halflings huh, they're a pretty small species... I would say that I go for the loli-types about... 10% of the time. You know, it's a good change of pace, so how about it Zel, want to tag along with Naruto for this?" Stunk asked Zel, who shrugged his shoulders. He grinned at the same moment that Zel grinned and the two bumped fists.

"Yeah, Halflings have pretty good vitality to them, and though they can't use magic, the mana in them is rich. Seems like a good plan to me, never fucked a Halfling before either. Hey Crim, lets make it a review, you want to join us!?" Zel called out to Crim, who turned bright red with a burning blush.

"I've got to work... and I don't have the money... I mean, I do..."

"We've never reviewed a Halfling store, so the article is bound to make some nice G for it. Naruto won't go until he comes back from his quest anyway, so you can bust that nut after you finish for the day." Zel stated, and this time it was Stunk who corrected him.

"I think you mean, you can finish when you finish."

"Nice one."

"These guys are idiots." Naruto and Meidri stated in equally deadpan tones. Meidri sent him a nod of appreciation, because even though he was going to visit a brothel, at least he seemed to have some common sense about him. "... You guys are going to follow me anyway, so fine, we can turn it into one of your reviews or whatever." Naruto palmed his face when he saw the looks on the other three guy's faces.

-One Quest Later (Location: The Halfling Hideaway)-

"Ooooooh, this store offers lolicon cosplay. That seems like a good thing to me, and some non-lolicon cosplay options. This store really takes advantage of the Halfling's small size to go for some really perverted play." Zel analyzed with a wide smile on his face. Each of the different courses were less focused on time, and more focused on the theme you were going for.

Little Red might cost the same as Lovely Daughter, but the course names were different, but the amount of time that you could go for did adjust the price.

The Halfling Receptionist was wearing sexy lingerie that didn't fit her body type very much, but she seemed rather disinterested in them at first.

"I'm here for Piltia, and I guess I'll go with the 3 Hour My Little Queen course." Naruto stated as he passed the card given to him, and he paid upfront for his services. He might as well get the service if he was going to review it with the idiots. Naruto's voice never changed from a deadpan, and the Receptionist looked towards the other guys.

"What about you fellows?"

"I'll take a Little Red for the 50 minutes time, and give me a Halfling that has at least more than an A-cup in boob size please. It doesn't have to be much, but I can settle for A-cup if there isn't any girl with more." Stunk walked forward and grinned.

The Receptionist nodded with a smile.

"She's a little bit more chubby than most Halflings, but we do have a girl here with a C-cup."

"Chubby as in fat, or pleasantly plump?"

"I'll go with the Little Red course too, for the same amount of time. I'll take whatever girl you recommend with the richest mana." Zel interrupted Stunk.

Piltia came into the room while Zel was talking to the Receptionist, and she saw Naruto standing there, and she waved to him with a smile.

"Naruto, glad you came, it took you awhile, I was afraid you were never going to show up! You picked the most expensive course like I suggested too, well, lets get on with it then." Piltia grabbed him by the hand.

He didn't know what to expect.

-Later-

Naruto, the Dimension Hopping Ninja: 6
I didn't know what to expect when I went into the store, but certaintly not a tiny-dominatrix. The Little Queen is a course where you are a servant who gets to have sex with a tiny Queen. I didn't expect her to be super great, considering her looks, but she was really good, and surprisingly she took all of me. Not a fan of whips though, so minus a point.

Stunk, the Human: 3
Don't ask for a Halfling with boobs, you will get a fat halfling! Still, as much as I hate to admit it, I did get off in the end and her soft body did feel pretty good. I most likely won't go back, but if I do I'm going with a different girl.

Zel, the Elf: 7
Halflings are a tough species, and they are super talented with their small hands. Elfs aren't the biggest species around, but in the hands of a halfling, even I feel huge downstairs. Though, Halflings are a more sadistic species, so you should have a little bit of a M side to really enjoy it.

Crim, the Angel: 4
I'm not too dominant, but even I felt a little weird being submissive to a girl a lot smaller than me. She was really great with her hands, but she kept making sure that I was in both pleasure and pain. I don't like pain, so while I like dominant girls, I can't suggest this store for people who can't handle pain.

"Ooooooh, so pretty moderate scores all around, I might have to pay a visit to this story. I feel like I'm okay with pain, so this should be fun."

"The Little Queen course sounds good, Naruto and Stunk are both human, but seemed to rate this place different. I guess it comes down to affinity, as interesting as it sounds, I'll have to pass."

"Being dominated doesn't sound fun, I like to dominate. I think I'll visit if you can get a course where you get to dominate, if not, I'm passing too."

'Seems everyone really likes those reviews.' Naruto thought as he ate his lunch alone. He wrote a review and put some serious thought into it, and now that he had gone to the store once, he might as well go again in the future. He noticed that people were buying copies of the review from the bar, but that didn't matter to Naruto very much.

Stunk sat down next to Naruto.

"Okay man, this article is selling like crazy. We're making more off this one than the Dagon review, seems both you and Crim really make the reviews sell. You should join us for more of them... we should review an elf place together." Stunk whispered to Naruto, just as Zel sat down and sent Stunk a disgusted look.

"Stunk, really, you're still on about elves? Yeah, they're fine when they are close to my age, but human women are way better, and the other species agree with me. Naruto, you're a ninja from another dimension, what do you say?" Zel hoped that Naruto would have a different opinion than Stunk.

Naruto just dropped his jaw.

He was trying to eat his lunch in peace!

"... I guess age is kind of important, but I think looks are more important than age... if she looks young, I guess it's easy to forget she's actually old." Naruto stated with a raised eyebrow. He didn't have much of an opinion on any of this. He didn't have a ton of experience with sex for that matter since Piltia had been his first experience, even if he did help Jiraiya by proof-reading his porn book and altering it a little where it needed it.

Zel threw his hands up in the air.

"Not you too!"

"Here is your share of the G for the article by the way." Stunk stated as he passed a sack of gold to Naruto.

That was how Naruto joined the Interspecies Reviewers.

Money for fucking did not sound like a bad deal.

Chapter End!
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