Disclaimer: First Chapter
Story Start!

"It's really nice to have a regular customer, though I thought you would be going to a different place with the other reviewer guys. Thanks for the review by the way, this store has been a lot busier thanks to it!" Piltia cuddled up to Naruto. They were nearing the end of the 3 hour time limit for the day, and Naruto was a regular customer for her. Usually, after he needed a break from all of the quests that he took, he would visit the store and request her. "Do you want a extend your time, we still haven't done any Daddy/Daughter play, and I know your kunai is still ready for combat." Piltia stated as she got off of the bed, no longer cuddling Naruto as she opened the room's closet filled with costumes.

Naruto just laid back and relaxed on the bed.

"I've got plans after this, so... a extending the time wouldn't hurt too much though." Naruto stated as he looked at the costume that she brought out. "... I'm not into Daddy/Daughter stuff though."

-4 Hours Later-

"Thanks for coming again, though please remember our girls don't always have the stamina to keep up with you."

"Sorry about that, tell Piltia that I'm sorry again... and that I'll see her next week if I'm available." Naruto apologized with both of his hands together. He went a little too far with the time extentions this time, and it was only when he noticed Piltia had passed out that he stopped, woke her up, and apologized to her as much as he could.

7 hours of fucking had been too much for Piltia to handle, sturdy body or not, there were limits to her stamina and he had forgotten that. He would be more careful next time, though he wasn't done with his own stamina just yet.

"No problem."

"Yeah, it's nothing to apologize for, though I won't be dealing with anymore customers tonight. You're a stamina monster." Piltia stated as she walked out of the back, leaning up against the wall to support her weight. Her legs would give out if she didn't keep a firm hold of the wall, and even more than that she needed to see Naruto off personally after fainting on him like she did. "It was unprofessional of me to not know my limits like that, forgive me for being a bit of a newbie like that." Piltia stated with a slightly forced smile.

She was fucking exhausted, and her pussy was more sore than it had ever been before. She liked to mix a little bit of pain with her pleasure, but this was going to be uncomfortable for a couple of days at least.

Naruto saw some cowgirls walking into a store.

The Dairy Farm

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"I'll admit, I'm curious about The Demon Hole next to it." Kurama spoke inside of Naruto, curious about what the demons of this world were like. Not sexually obviously, even though he went by male word usage, technically he was a genderless being of power. He had no reproductive instincts or desires because he was an immortal chakra monster. "Don't you have plans?" Kurama asked Naruto.

Naruto walked into The Dairy Farm.

-3 Hours Later-

Naruto, the Dimension Hopping Ninja: 7
Surpringly enough, despite their boobs being really, REALLY big, they weren't as soft as you would think. The boobs were a little more stiff, but you could milk them, and the stiffness actually made their boobjobs take a completely different feel to them. I wasn't a fan of they way I smelled like milk after going there, and their bodies overall were a bit too stiff for me.

"Oooooooh, so you went to a cowgirl place. This is a great review, if we ever go to one of those places, we'll add this to our reviews." Stunk looked at the review, and he really appreciated it as Naruto handed it to him. "Stiff?" Stunk asked Naruto.

Zel looked over the review.

"Oh, you can actually milk them? I might check this place out, just so that I can try milking a girl. I wonder if their milk has a rich mana taste to it?" Zel questioned to himself as he looked at the review with a critical eye. "We were actually thinking of going to a fairy joint next, you still got any juice left in you for that?" Zel asked Naruto with a raised eyebrow.

Naruto sighed.

"I... already tried to go there before I went to my usual place, and... well there wasn't any girl there for me." Naruto stated while looking away. He was just a tad too big for any fairy girl to take, and though the receptionist did offer to give him a body job, he decided he wanted to have actual sex instead. "... I would rather not go there too soon." Naruto stated more to himself.

While he wasn't bigger than the ruler the fairy used to measure his dick, there weren't any girls in the place that could take him after she took his measurement. In his wallet, he had a membership card for the place now that stated the size of his dick. He woud rather not go back there, when he could only get a bodyjob from a fairy and not have straight up sex.

"Kanchal and Crim are going with us, you sure you don't want to come?" Stunk made the offer a second time.

"... but I can write a review when you come back, since I did visit the place at least. Anyway, hey Meidri, can I get a bowl of ramen? I want to eat a nice meal before going on this quest, it's going to be a long one." Naruto stated as he showed the quest that he had picked to the girl. It wasn't an item collecting or monster slaying quest, it was an investigation quest where he needed to find out who a thief was.

It paid a LOT though.

It was in another city, and all things considered he was going to be gone for a few days possibly as he worked for the quest.

-Days Later-

Stunk, Zel, and Kanchal drop kicked Naruto the second he walked back into the pub.

"You bastard, why didn't you tell us about the dick measuring!"

"You wouldn't have believed me if I told you, anyway, I figured at least Crim, Kanchal, and Zel would be fine there!" Naruto has suspected that the three smaller people of the group would be able to enjoy the place just fine. He was iffy about Stunk, since they were about the same body size so Stunk might be as endowed as he was.

Maybe.

"Well, Crim didn't get to have sex at all, the big dicked angel got rejected! His dick was bigger than the ruler, you should have warned us!" Stunk shook Naruto back and forth, and Naruto just looked at the blushing Crim with some surprise.

Kanchal sat back down.

"I'm actually not that mad, since being too big like you or Crim means you can't ever enjoy fairies." Kanchal was a little bitter when he figured out why Naruto didn't visit with them. Naruto couldn't visit, because he had been too big for the fairies to take, much like Crim was.

Naruto stared at Crim with a raised eyebrow.

"... Dude? You're bigger than me?" Naruto was a little surprised at that, he was pretty well fucking endowed, and Crim had been bigger than the ruler. That meant that Crim had to be at LEAST 31 cm long to be longer than the ruler was. "Well... guess that is why you can't go back to Heaven, you're too weighed down." Naruto decided not to get butthurt over it, and make fun of Crim instead.

Stunk started to laugh when he got the joke.

"Heh, anyway, mind writing that review for the fairy place, so we can put it together with our reviews?" Zel asked Naruto, since that was an important part of everything as well. He handed Naruto a pen and paper, and Naruto quickly wrote down his thoughts.

Naruto, the Dimension Hopping Ninja: 2
You have to pay 500G up front to become a member and get your dick measured, and the limit that fairies can take seems to be 17 cm. Anything bigger than that, and it's a no go. I would give it a zero, but you can also go there for bodyjobs instead of sex if the receptionist likes you enough. That sounds hot enough to add a couple of points.

"You gave it a 2, even though you didn't get the chance for sex?" Zel asked as he looked over Naruto's score, and added it to the scores that they wrote.

Naruto shrugged.

"Okay, the thought of a fairy using my dick as a stripper pole is a pretty hot thought, and I think it might be worth it to go there for that. I'm not going to rate something a 0 just because I'm bitter. Also, it's a pretty big boost to your confidence when you get told that you're too big." Naruto puffed his chest out in some pride.

Kanchal huffed.

"You still didn't get to get off, so bigger isn't always better."

"It was a waste of money." Crim was a little bitter that they didn't get to do anything, other than get their dick measured kind of. She just looked at them when they were hard and told them that they was too big, just because they were bigger than the ruler. "By the way, Naruto, did you find anything out about a way to fix my halo?" Crim asked Naruto, since he left the town for a few days.

He might know something.

He shook his head.

"Nobody I met had any experience with angels, sorry. I'll keep asking around, I'm going to take another quest after lunch, this one won't take me long." Naruto had plans to take another few quests today.

He had plans after this quest after all.

Screw it, he was going to see if that bodyjob offer at the fairy place was still open.

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