Disclaimer: First Chapter
Story Start!
Ivy.
The current owner of mistress of the Ale & Eats, who employed both Crim and Meidri alike and gave rooms to adventurers who could pay for them, or just rooms for people who needed a somewhat cheap place to stay. She was a mandrake woman who wore highly revealing clothing, not that it overly mattered since she rarely ever actually left the kitchen. Petite in shape, and humanoid with vines coming from parts of her hair, with flowers budding all over her head.
She was holding a knife.
She was staring down at Naruto in his bed.
"... I did not do it."
"Thanks for taking care of our rat problem the other day, is there anything you want for breakfast... on the house?" Ivy asked as she tilted her head and looked at Naruto. She made the choice to ignore the words he said, figuring that she would learn what he felt guilty about later on.
"Ram-"
"We're nearly out of fire mana gems, so nothing that involves heat to make. What cold food do you want?"
"You need me to go get you more fire mana gems?" Naruto asked her as he yawned and sat up in his bed. This might have been her clever way of saying that she needed him to go and do a favor for her.
Ivy shook her head.
"It costs 25,000 G to buy them in the Volcano region, 75,000 G to buy them in this region, so once Stunk and Zel wake up, Crim is going with them to buy them... It's only an extra 20,000 G to have them go buy them for me." Ivy stated as she smiled a little. Stunk and Zel were just going to waste the money she gave them on a Succu-girl place anyway, and she was still going to save a lot of money through this method.
As a plant-type species, she didn't do well surrounded by fire and heat. Her flowers and buds would be completely burnt up if she so much as got too close to that region.
"You want me to go with them?" Naruto deadpanned.
"I want you to make my flowers bloom into fruit." Ivy deadpanned right back at Naruto, but her deadpan had a smile on it. Naruto looked at her, and she smiled in a lazy way when she noticed that he had no clue that she was coming onto him.
He was deeply connected to nature.
Super deeply.
Being close to him literallt filled her body with tons of vitality, and it make her flowers stronger, brighter, and healthier. She was connected to nature, and Naruto was even more connected to nature than she was. She hadbeen glad to offer him a slightly reduced rent price for his room, though she told nobody that she was charging him less. She read all of his reviews, and she had been learning bits and pieces of his past.
If she got plant-species pollen or humanoid-species semen on her flowers, it could cause them to produce fruit.
She wanted Naruto to jizz on her face.
"Yes, I do want you to go with them, and you will get a free breakfast out of it. I have no doubt they will invite you to join them anyway, so you'll end up going to a brothel. Knowing those guys-"
-Later-
"-it will be a BBQ place." Naruto mumbled to himself as he took his jacket off, working up a very light sweat from having sizzling meat right in his face. They had indeed visited a Succu-girl store, only this store featured fire-species type girls who cooked the meat that you were going to eat on top of their very own bodies.
Sitting on the middle of a stone table was a salamander girl, orange skin, red hair, horns and antlers at the same time, and a dragonoid tail.
"Heeeeeeey, why aren't you sweating as much as us!?" Stunk shouted at Naruto when he noticed that Naruto was barely sweating.
Naruto was sweating only slightly more than Crim was.
"I have a decent fire resistance, even in my normal form. You doing okay Zel, you look like you're close to dying there." Naruto saw that the elf was sweating more than anyone else. He seemed to be excited to cook meat on a hot and naked girl, but more than that he looked like he would like the room to be at least 30 degrees cooler. "So, what is special about this place?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow.
"You get to cook meat on the girl before you sleep with her-"
"-though people without fire resistance can't actually sleep with the girl you order, so I've never actually been to this store before now." Stunk finished for Zel. The meat was sizzling on their girl.
"Hey, Tiaplate, do your scales cook things hotter than the skin?" Naruto asked as he used his chopsticks to place a couple of pieces of meat on her scales. Random parts of her body would ignite in flames.
"No~"
"Duuuude, this is some sexy meat." Stunk stated as he lifted a piece of meat off of her body that was shaped like her nipple. "It's..." Stunk took a bite just as Naruto took some of the meat off of Tiaplate's belly.
Naruto ate it.
...
'It's just normal BBQ, just sexier.' Naruto thought as he got his mental impression. The girl clearly slathered herself with BBQ sauce lotion or something, so that meat cooked off of her body would get the BBQ flavor to it. Naruto kept his thoughts to himself, and looking at Stunk, he could tell that the man was thinking the same thing as he was.
"Holy smokes!"
"I know, the mana is packed so densely in the meat! It has such a rich and concentrated flavor to it, way better than when cooked with fire gems!"
'Mana freaks.' Stunk thought as he looked at the different pieces of meat cooking, and thought on how he could turn the conversation back to something that he knew about... sexy things.
There was a piece of meat on her vagina, but just as he reached for it, Naruto got to it first without paying attention to him.
"This one has more flavor to it... it must suck, having to cover yourself in BBQ sauce." Naruto ate it and he noticed that instead of a pussy taste, it tasted even more like BBQ than the rest of her body.
"It's no problem for me, and fingering myself with BBQ sauce and getting it all in my pussy and ass." Tiaplate smiled widely, opening admitting to needing to fill her holes with sauce before she worked any day. "Salamanders have fire inside of our bodies, so our buttholes are purely for sex. Filling it with BBQ sauce feels good and gives it a good flavor. A lot of customers like to stick their tongues in there!"
"Sexy!" Zel gave his thumbs up.
Stunk nodded, but Crim looked uncomfortable when the woman used her fingers to spread her vagina and her butt, showing how moist they were.
"Ah... well, then I think it's time for some sausage service."
"Eh? Well, I guess if you can't have sex with the girl, you can fuck her with a real sausage... funny how you two pick sausages bigger than your dicks." Naruto grinned as he made fun of Stunk and Zel, who quickly got the biggest and second biggest sausages of the bunch. Zel wasted no time in shoving a sausage in Tiaplate's mouth and forced her to suck on it. Stunk went for her pussy and went inside of there.
-With Meidri-
"Ah... ah... Naruto... yes... right there... that's the spot... yes."
Meidri was enjoying her day off.
She was glad all of the perverts were gone, so she could enjoy her alone time in her room.
-Back with the Reviewers-
"Well, that was a thing." Naruto stated as he took a bite of the sausage that he had shoved inside of Tiaplate's ass. 'Still just sexy barbeque though, she looks like she's ready for a good fuck now.' Naruto thought.
Tiaplate was always hot and bothered.
Now she looked hot and bothered.
"Hey boys... now that you're all done eating, lets take this to a private room... I'll give all of you half off, I'm really feeling it." Tiaplate flirted with the group, a sensual smile on her face.
"No way!"
"Are you trying to burn us alive!? We'll die."
Tiaplate grabbed Naruto and Crim, both of who had Fire Resistance and Fire Immunity respectivelly, before she started to pull them with her towards a private room.
-Several Days Later-
...
Stunk, the Human: 5
It's just sexy BBQ when you can't fuck the girl, still, it was a nice experience, but I was left really uncomfortable having to wait for the others to finish.
Zel, the Elf: 6
Sexy BBQ, but damn is it not the best damn BBQ you will EVER have in your life if you love the taste of mana. I would give it a 9 or 10 if I could actually fuck the girl!
Crim, the Angel: 8
The BBQ itself was amazing, and the mana taste was so densely packed into the meat. I loved nearly every second of this experience. I have never really been one for sex where there are more than 2 people, but apparently, if you don't ask for a girl for yourself in time, the girl who you cooked your meat on will be the one who serves your entire table. I would have felt really uncomfortable if it was Stunk or Zel, but Naruto makes me feel safe, so I actually think having him there made me more confident. It's rare for me to have a girl take all of me inside of her, I'm giving points for that.
Naruto, the Dimension Hopping Ninja: 6
Sexy BBQ with a twist, but could have done without the threesome. If I would have known about picking out your own girls beforehand, I would have done it. Still, Salamander girls are a bit different. Since their bodies are so hot, they are actually a little bit looser downstairs than other girls, which is good if you're well endowed, and they are sturdy too. She was able to take me and Crim at the same time, in her ass and pussy. I'm taking points off for personal reasons though that were caused by the threesome and the fact I smelled like BBQ for a full day after.
Chapter End!
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