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"Morning Naruto."

"Morning Meidri." Naruto greeted the grown woman with a wave of his hand. "Just going to hang out in the pub today. I don't have any plans to take any quests today, I'm feeling kind of lazy." Naruto looked out and saw the rain was pouring down.

Meidri smiled.

This was the guy that she used for her masturbation fantasies for a reason, he was a hard working male that almost never took a day off other than when other suggested it. This was just one of those super rare days that he just didn't seem to want to do much of anything. He was tall, handsome, a hard worker, determined, and apparently both well endowed and endowed with godly stamina.

He was good masturbation material.

"Well, thankfully Stunk and Zel won't be back from their quest for awhile, so you won't have them bothering. I don't understand how you and Crim can put up with their perverted stuff." Meidri complained.

Naruto grinned a little.

"Hey Naruto, want to come drink with us today?" A succubus asked from across the pub. "... and maybe you can come by our store later." The woman asked him with a growing grin on her face. She wiped her lips as she looked him up and down, a little drool escaping.

Naruto sighed.

"Hey Meidri, can we get another bottle of Fish semen?"

"Right away!" Meidri left to go and get the succubus their expensive bottle of alchoholic fish sperm. Naruto shivered at the very thought of the drink, and he glanced over and saw Kanchal pull up a seat next to him and jumped up onto it.

"Sup."

"Yo." Naruto greeted him.

Brooz joined them and sat across from Naruto.

"No Zel and Stunk today huh, a shame, this kind of rainy weather really makes you want to go visit a succu-girl store to pass the time." Brooz stated with a sigh. The weather was dark and depressing, so a good fuck to pass the time and lighten the mood would have been great. Yes, he could go by himself, but things were often better off as a group effort.

Kanchal crossed his arms.

"Well, usually we review a place if we go as a group, but it just doesn't feel right without those guys... but on the other hand, we could use this as a chance to review a shop those two would hate to go to." Kanchal spoke as Meidri came back to the table, and her eye twitched when she saw the two who were hanging around Naruto. "Morning Meidri."

"Are you two going to order anything?" Meidri asked with crossed arms.

Actually, she should be a little nicer to these two. They didn't make a ton of dirty jokes, and were pretty good customers. Kanchal was a dirty pervert, but Brooz was actually a pretty good guy most of the time.

"A store that Stunk and Zel wouldn't want to review... I'll have a non-seasoned meat platter or something, and a honey mead." Brooz waved to Meidri.

She nodded.

"Crim, you heard that?"

Crim nodded and floated off to the kitchens.

"We could go to a place that focuses on more handsome girls, tomboys or girls that give off a more boyish charm to them. I was going to pay Piltia a visit today-"

"I think somebody has got Halfling Hayfever." Kanchal pointed towards Naruto, a slight accusing tone to his voice.

"-but she is out of town visiting her parents, won't be back until tomorrow. I'm not against going to a brothel today." Naruto finished his statement, and he ignored Kanchal's words. He didn't have any particular interest in halflings as a species. "Did those two ever actually review Meow Meow Paradise?" Naruto asked the two who had known the local perverts longest.

"No, they just go there from time to time." Brooz admitted to the lack of review.

"Crim lost his virginity at that store." Kanchal noted as he gestured to Crim coming out of the kitchen, who blushed bright red. "Hey Crim, you want to come review Meow Meow Paradise?" Kanchal asked Crim when he got close enough.

Crim turned bright red.

"Uh... I mean... yeah."

"That's the cat place." Brooz hummed in thought, before he crossed his arms and seriously considered his options. "... I think I'm going to have to pass." Brooz sighed, since he was pretty sure that he wasn't going to be well accepted there as a dog hybrid.

"That's just three of us though." Naruto hummed in thought.

Three was such an odd number of people reviewing, usually 4 was minimum, and 5 was okay, but 3 was a very strange amount of people to go.

"Damnit, yeah... that is such a..."

"I'll go."

Naruto, Kanchal, Crim, AND Brooz looked at the person speaking to them with eyes widened in shock. They had their jaws dropped at the strange and sudden self-invitation from a person who they would have never expected it from.

-Later on-

"Ooooh, Crim, are you back for your favorite kitten! You're hear with a group this time. Tell you what, I was going to offer you this anyway, but since you're our most regular customer, your entire group can benefit. If you pay for 1 girl, you can upgrade to get 2 girls for a discounted price today, since the rain is preventing us from getting a lot of customers!" Mii the cat hybrid called out to Crim and hugged him the second she saw him float into the store.

"Nice." Kanchal did a small fist bump.

The extra money would be well spent!

"We're here for a review, and I've never been to this store before. You're Crim's regular girl, do you have any suggestions?" Naruto asked Mii without much of a care. He was fine with whatever, this was just to kill some time and spend his day off doing something productive without having to go on a quest in the rain.

Mii put a paw to the side of her head, but not allowing Crim to escape from her cleavage at the same time either.

Talent.

"I'll just have whatever is normal, I'm here... just to do a favor to a friend."

"Well, that's good for us, because honestly, we only have 7 girls here right now." The Receptionist stated as she walked into the room. "I'm back from break Mii. So what do all of you want."

"I want Mii and Karuruw, just for... 50 minutes like last time." Crim raised his hand up.

"A tall girl and a short girl, whatever you have in those sizes. Girls that are weak to pleasure." Kanchal had just those specifications. That was all he wanted, and the Receptionist looked at the girls that were at the store.

"No short girls here today, but we do have two tall girls who are very weak to pleasure, and you Naruto?"

"You know my name?" Naruto asked with a tilt of his head.

"There are very few Receptionists in this city that don't know who you are after your stunt at the Lilim Hole. Would you like our more sadistic and stamina intense girls, because if that is the case, you'll need to wait for Crim to finish first." She spoke, since Mii and Karuruw were the only girls who would really be able to hold their own in a situation that might involve Naruto.

His fame was spreading thanks to Piltia talking about him as well, and how he would almost always request time extentions.

"I guess I can wait."

"... Like I said, I'll just have whatever is normal."

-Much Later-

"What the fuck!?" Stunk screamed in shock when he saw a new review posted on the board, and Zel looked just as shocked.

Kanchal the Halfling: 3
Cat Hybrids are complete teases, I wanted girls who were sensitive to pleasure so that I could tease them, but somehow they turned the tables on me. Do not get 2 for 1, they will sneak up behind you and shove a buttplug with a tail on it up your ass, and put kitty ears on your head. Still, in the end it they had very soft bodies and it was nice to be enveloped by warm fur.

Crim the Angel: 10
I've never reviewed this store, but I'm a regular here. I'm very submissive by nature, and cat hybrids are very dominant by nature. Coming to this store when they aren't busy and getting 2 for 1 is an amazing deal, and it left me very pleased. It's very scary when they get serious, but even that was kind of nice.

Naruto the Dimension Hopping Ninja: 7
Cat girls, hot. Still, I have some gripes, they have cat tongues, so don't expect a blow job from them. Also, they are tricky. If you're having sex with one of them, the other will try and come at you from behind with a strap on. If you're into cat roleplay and pegging, or you have a masochist side to you. Other than having to take off points for the surprise butt sexs (have to be honest, it wasn't that bad, I'm just not a fan), cat girls have flexible and tight bodies, and have tons of energy. The girls are great, the store is great, I just don't like stuff in my ass that much, otherwise I would give the a 9.

Meidri the Birdmaid: 4
Do not misunderstand, I'm not a pervert. I'm doing this as a favor for Naruto for all he does that helps me and Crim out. This wasn't a bad experience, but even though it felt kind of good, I'm just not good when they stare at you with those hungry eyes. I guess being a birdmaid makes me a little weak to cat girls.

"How... when... what the fuck!? How did you get Meidri the pervert hater to join you guys... and why did you do this while we were gone!?" Stunk shouted in shock.

Meidri never entertained him when he put the moves on him.

"I don't hate perverts, I hate it when people act perverted. Anyway, like I said, they needed another person, and I wanted to return a favor to Naruto for everything he does." Meidri huffed and flapped her wings, flying up to the second floor and bypassing the stairs completely.

Crim was still in a daze.

He was still wearing the cat ears the girls put on him, and he still had the tail butt plug inside of him, with it coming out of his shorts. He didn't even seem to notice that everyone was giving him looks as he just floated around and did his job.

"Don't do the 2 for 1... it's a trap." Kanchal whispered in annoyance.

"Don't listen to him, it's not that bad." Naruto waved off Kanchal.

"They fucked my ass!"

"Yeah, and I took off points for that too. It wasn't too bad though, I mean, it's not like you had sex with a dude or anything. Crim loved it, I don't like it but will admit it feels decent, you're the only one who actually hated it." Naruto crossed his arms.

"Meidri-"

"Doesn't have a butt hole. Birdmaids have 1 hole they use for-" Stunk was punished for saying that out loud and interrupting Kanchal. Meidri slammed a chair into his back for that and knocked him to the ground.

Note: Don't talk about Meidri's cloaca in public.

She will attack you.

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