"My name is now Megan," said the man of mega. He thought it was cool and provoked thoughts like "why is he so interesting?"
Proto Man pet his pet cat while he recovered from appendicitis. He loved his sweet tabby snookums like a brother. It was a cat named Megan for it was rad like old Rock.
Megan (Mega Man, remember?) loved Tom Petty tunes like a brother too. He whipped out his guitar and played some radness.
Roll was in the den reading Shaking Pears. Shaking Pears was an Englishman from the Elizabethan Era and he was really good at writing plays like a playwright.
Proto Man stood up from his throne and threw his cat into the air. "My cat flies without wings."
"Meow," meowed the meowing one. It flitted through the skies with the defiance against the Milky Way's wishes.
Megan (Mega Man, remember?) began to announce to the world all over the planet on earth that he was now named "Megan" forevermore.
Roll did not hear him because her ears fell off.
Proto Man heard his brother speak words through his lips. "I will not allow you to be named 'Megan'," said the red.
Megan (Mega Man) sat on a stump and thought about how it got cleaved. It was an unhappy thought because nature was dead before him.
"I smell something," said Rush, rushing into Mt. Rushmore. He licked Megan's (Mega Man's) face.
"Cease your saliva-coated organ, child..." said Megan (Mega Man) with anger.
Rush noticed Megan's (Mega Man's) nametag. The tag spoke: "This man is Megan."
"You are correct," said the robo doggo. He licked the nametag with severe effort in a very canine manner.
"Exit," said Proto Man, reading a sign in the sky. He concluded his day by breaking into a six-pack of abs. It looked awesome from a distance.
"I cannot beat Airman," said Megan (Mega Man). Then he wept and revoked his own name status. The name fell upon the muddled ground with a soft thud.
Rush eyed the deceased name. "Who will be Megan now?"
Proto Man sat on Mega Man's (no longer Megan's) stump. It made a peculiar noise when his steel butt hit the dead tree. "Interesting..." he mused quietly like a silent possum.
Mega Man reached into the stump's secret compartment. He extracted a serious treasure map. "Yoho... yoho! Said me: Mega Man because I now control all rules of punctuation and grammar!"
Roll was scared of the new powers of her dear brother. She would no longer be allowed to read Shaking Pears.
Shaking Pears overheard this blue bomber claim and rushed into the zone via dimensional cupboard. "Stop breakin' da law!" he said with bad English because Mega Man was destroying it every moment.
"You cannot betray my words," said Mega Man. He wielded an ! and shot it like an arrow from a ). This was totes magotes epic.
"He is breaking English and all other languages now! cried Bass as he lost his ending quotation mark.
"Looking for this, click-beetle?" laughed Mega Man as he held up the ".
Return it asked Bass losing more quotation marks in the process as well as a period
"No..." said Mega Man connivingly as he created needless ellipses for his own selfish gain.
"Omigosh, look at Mega Man's abs!" cried Proto Man, extracting his cat from the heavens and putting him back in his candy cane-shaped suitcase. He loved style.
Mega Man's abs started to burn. They fell off and landed next to the Megan name. He was now abless and nameless. He felt like such a Shuckle-kicker.
Bass laughed and ran away. This was such a bad guy thing to do and Mega Man hated him for it.
Thus, Mega Man ate an astute popsicle, swallowing it whole like a frozen pelican enthusiast.
THE END