Anai goes to Walmart again

Author's note: AREFGGHHYHFF

It was a Thursday morning and the door in the office room slammed open. In walked Anai holding a vape pen loudly inhaling and exhaling fumes into the air. "FUCK!" He screeched. "GOD DAMN IT! MY ASS ITCHES!"

Director Ton quickly hid under his desk to hide away from the horrific badger man. Anai walked up to his desk and glared intensely at his boss. He inhaled from his vape pen and then exhaled loudly onto Ton before heading to his seat.

Along the way he exhaled more vape fumes onto his coworkers. Everyone pretended to not notice and did their best to focus on their work. He sat at his desk, took a big whiff and then exhaled onto Haida.

"GOD DAMN IT, ANAI!" Shouted the irritated Hyena. "WE GET IT! YOU VAPE!"

Anai slapped him. "OH SO YOU'RE JUDGING ME NOW?!"

"I VAPE, TOO! BUT THIS IS A FUCKING OFFICE!"

Anai hopped off his chair and stormed out the office in a fit of rage much to everyone's relief.

Two minutes later he returned back with a strange horse person creature thing. "OKAY, EVERYONE. MEET THIS FUCK UP CALLED 'UNHINGED FAN'. WHICH IS APPARENTLY WHAT HIS FUCKING NAME IS ON THE WIKI PAGE, BUT I'M GOING TO CALL HIM RICK ASTLY BECAUSE WE SHARE THE SAME FUCKING BIRTHDATES, SO EVERYONE MEET FUCKING RICK, MY NEW BEST FRIEND!"

No one in the office dared turn to pay attention to the angry badger man and his horrible new friend.

"Sex and drugs, yo!" Said Rick. "Weedz."

"SHIT YEAH DAWG, THAT FUCKING SHIT IS LIT!" Screeched Anai as he jumped onto Director Ton's desk and kicked off his computer and began playing generic rap music to which the horrible duo began rapping loudly to.

Haida had enough and shouted, "ANAI, YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING DOUCHE, LIKE SOME GENERIC ENEMIN BRAND IDIOT!"

The music screeched to a halt as Anai glared at the hyena. He hopped off the desk and slapped him. "Take me to Walmart."

"What?"

"TAKE ME TO WALMART NOW!"

"WHY DO YOU WANT TO GO TO WALMART?!"

"TO GET FUCKING DRUGS!"

"WALMART DOESN'T SELL DRUGS!"

"IT'S A FUCKING WALMART, OF COURSE THEY SELL DRUGS!"

Anai turned to Ookami. "FOX MAN. YOU ARE COMING WITH US."

Ookami stood up from his desk and shot the finger to his coworkers. "Alright! Fuck you, guise!"

Anai pointed over at Fenneko. "YOU. OTHER FOX THING. COME WITH US."

Fenneko laughed and went with the group. "Shit, our bundle of joy is at it again!"

"FEN!" Shouted Haida. "DON'T ENABLE HIM!"

"Shut up and take us to Walmart."

Later the five arrived at Walmart. It was up in flames which meant it was the usual Thursdays.

Anai ran into the burning building screaming his head off. "MY FUCKING DRUG SHIT!!!!"

Soon a giant yellow smiling face rolled out the building. "KOMBUCHA!!" It roared as it took off into the sky crashing into the moon.

The building of Walmart suddenly lifted off the ground exposing two mechanical legs underneath. It then walked away.

"Shit," said Fenneko, "that was our only Walmart."

Anai suddenly materialized out of thin air. "BOMB DISARMED. BATTLEMODE ACTIVATED."

Everyone died.