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"Thanks again."

"It's not a problem." Naruto cooked some basic things for Piltia to eat and he was currently feeding her. Some hot rice porridge to get her strength back up, some chicken and miso soup to let her taste something good. About the extend of his skills for helping sick people with food, and with her cold she wasn't going to be tasting much of it anyway.

"Yeah, the jerk didn't realize he was sick... I thought he just had allergies or something when he kept sneezing." Piltia had made the mistake of not assuming sickness, and she just kept fucking the customer until time was up. The number 1 way to get a sickness was prolonged sex with somebody who was sick.

It was humiliating having to go to all of her customer's houses and check to see if they got sick, and if they did get sick, to give them half of their money back. She refused to give a full refund, but the little bit of ethics that guided her demanded that she pay them back for what did happen.

...

"Wait, I fucked you too... why aren't you sick?" Piltia asked.

Naruto shrugged.

"I don't get sick that often, got a strong immune system and great vitality... who knows, maybe I am sick and just don't have symptoms." Naruto continued to feed her while his clones cleaned her apartment for her. He chuckled to himself, since that would mean he passed on a cold to like 50 or so lilims. "You should have told me you were sick sooner, who was taking care of you before I got here?"

Piltia coughed in his face by accident, and he was mostly unbothered by it. He did wipe his face with his sleeve though.

"Elza was over checking on me, but turns out she can't cook. She usually has whatever girl is warming her bed for her cook, she just buys the ingredients... she has a lot of girls that like getting some side-dick from her." Piltia had sex with Elza for the sake of making a porno once, but she never had sex with her outside of work. She didn't make it a point to sleep around if she wasn't getting paid for it.

She wanted money more than she wanted somebody to bust a nut in or on her, but that was just a halfling thing.

Naruto started to unbotton her pajamas the second she finished eating, and as he undressed her, she yawned as a wave of tiredness came over her. Naruto's food was passable, nothing special but it was easy to eat and that was what was important.

"Want to fuck?" Piltia asked him.

That came out of nowhere.

"Working up a sweat would do you good, but since this isn't the store, mind if I use your ass instead?" Naruto didn't have a problem with it. She wanted to work up a sweat, but unlike stores that were mandated to use the magical circles, this was her apartment. Fucking her raw, condoms didn't exist in this world, was just not a risk that he wanted to take with her. "You in the mood for sex?" Naruto asked her.

"Actually, sex can boost the immune system... you can use my pussy if you want, just pull out and finish on my face-"

"Where do you keep the lube?" Naruto asked her, since he wasn't using her pussy. He was using her ass. He didn't trust his own pull out enough to risk that. The last 100 times he had cum during sex, it had always been inside a woman. He might forget to pull out, so he would rather be safe than sorry.

"Next to the buttplug in the closet."

-3 Hours Later-

"My ass is going to be so sore tomorrow, but I'm feeling a little better than before. Good food, a good fuck, and my apartment is clean... I should get sick more often." Piltia stated as she cuddled up with Naruto platonically... after fucking him platonically.

It was platonic fucking at this point, she didn't have much of a romantic interest in him despites his luck and gambling ability. He was a great man, but she really liked the FWB relationship she could enjoy with him. He was her absolute best customer too, and if she started to date him, then things might become weird between them.

"Now lets get that sweat wiped off of you, then I'm getting out of here. I'm sure the guys will want to visit a brothel later today." Naruto stated as he got out of bed and started to put his clothes back on. He was going to wipe Piltia's sweat off of her, then once she fell asleep he was going to call it a day. "I'll come back tomorrow and see how you're feeling then." Naruto told her to ease her worries.

She waved him off.

"It's cool, I'm going to just relax in this clean apartment... maybe read a book." Piltia had a ton of books that she bought in the past but never actually opened up. It was time for her to put those books to good use. "You should check out this new store that opened up a few weeks ago. It's called the Dyed Wool... I think it features sheep girls... I could really use one of the pillows they give you after you fuck them." Piltia stated hintingly.

You paid a little extra, but the girls sheered off some of their wool and put it in a pillow case and gave it to you. It was a great quality pillow, and she wanted one. Sadly, the quality of the wool used for the pillow required the girl to get some good dick before she could sheer off some of the best wool she could produce.

She had no dick to use.

"You want me to visit that store and get you... a pillow?" Naruto questioned her in a deadpan tone. "Do you have a discount coupon?" Naruto asked her.

She grinned.

"Nope, full price for you... are you still going to visit Death Abyss... actually, are you and her still writing to each other?" Piltia knew that Naruto and Death Abyss had become pen pals, with the two of them using the mail to send each other letters on the regular. It was a little weird in her eyes to see Naruto had good relations with other girls that weren't sexual. 'I don't pity any girl that tries to fall for this dense knucklehead... because they have got a LOT of competition.' Piltia had her body wiped down, but she couldn't help but laugh a little to herself.

She almost wanted to make him hers, just so that other women couldn't claim him, and she could just hold him over their heads. Maybe let them have some one night stands with him if they slid her a couple of coins here and there.

She wasn't that cruel though.

"Yeah, she bummed that she lost the electrion, so I want to go cheer her up. I was thinking of telling her stories about my world... well you go to bed." Naruto pushed her head into the pillow.

-Later-

Naruto, the Dimension Hopping Ninja: 4
The pillows, sheets, and bedding you sleep on are great and all, but the girls are super drowzy and just kind of let you do whatever you want. They aren't dead fish, but it's like they are always half asleep. Since I like raw passion, and active girls, this one was not for me.
I'll go back to get another pillow for sure though.

Stunk, the Human: 9
Everything was super clean and fresh. and these girls smell amazing. Not only that, but they are super soft to the touch, even the parts of them that don't have wool. They aren't as tight as other girls, but they let you do WHATEVER you want. I highly recommend this place.

Zel, the Elf: 4
The sex was good but if you like a girl's mana, then I would avoid this place. As I tasted their mana, I fell asleep halfway through. She had sex with me in my sleep, but I didn't remember any of it after passing out. AMAZING pillows though that you buy when you're done doing her, just wish I could remember all of it and give a higher score.

Kanchal, the Halfling: 3
They don't react much to whatever you do, they let you do whatever you want, but they don't play along that much. I got to tie her up, but she just fell asleep halfway through. If you aren't constantly fucking them, they fall asleep on you. Yeah, you CAN do whatever you want, but it's humiliating to have a girl you're fucking fall asleep. Top quality pillow though, I would come to this place just for the pillow.

'Better go give this to Piltia before I forget.' Naruto thought as he carried the pillow under his arm.

Sadly, Crim was too busy with the bar to come for this one, and he didn't have the money to do it. Still, they had a group of 4 which was all they really needed to make a great review.

Naruto would NOT say that store left him feeling that satisfied though.

After he was done with Piltia, he was going to take a couple of quests to burn off some energy.

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