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Naruto, the Dimension Hopping Ninja: 7
The ramen wasn't that great, I was a little grossed out to learn that there was succubus pussy juice AND menma in the ramen that they served. Apparently, the only ingredients in the ramen are aphrodisiacs and libido boosters. The ramen wasn't worth it, but the sex was nice, and I got to try out a few different girls at the same time.

Stunk, the Human: 10
The ramen made my dick harder than it has ever been, and I got to be with a super lewd bunny girl. They are in heat all year round and this girl drained my balls so dry that the sun looks like an ocean. The best part was that she didn't drain it succubus dry.

Zel, the Elf: 4
The ramen was disgusting as far as taste went, and my dick didn't go down no matter what happened to it. No matter how many times I came, it just stayed hard. The sex was great for 25 minutes, but after that it became painful. My girl did NOT know restraint, and her mana wasn't that great either.

Brooz, the Dog Hybrid: 1
The ramen had a smell that was way too strong, and the girl was absolutely nuts. This place was meant for ramen freaks with divine levels of stamina. We didn't see Naruto for several days after he went into this store.

"Man, this ramen sure is awesome, I'm going to have another bowl of the good stuff!" Naruto called out to Meidri with a grin on his face. He was in a good mood, he got some of the guys to try Ramen Toppings with him.

It was a legit store, a trap, but still a legit store as well. He didn't know why a few succu-girls would make a store tailor made to him, but he appreciated the gesture for sure. Still, the ramen had been only okay at best.

"This is like your 6th bowl in the last 15 minutes, where do you put it all?" Meidri asked with clear jealousy as she picked the bowl up off the table for him. "Anyway, why do you love ramen so much? If I so much think about eating this stuff, I can feel myself getting fatter." Meidri questioned with a shiver.

So many calories, and for a non-adventurer like her, calories were harder to burn off. She was an avian hybrid so she had more meat in her diet than most girls, but the fact remains that there were so many calories in what Naruto ate that it was a surprise he stayed so fit.

"I'm celebrating of course... where are the pervs and Crim?" Naruto asked as he looked around the room, expecting to see the others. He had gotten back from a quest and he noticed that the review had already been posted from Ramen Toppings when he left, and now he didn't know where the other guys were. "... Succu-girl joint?" Naruto deadpanned.

They went without him?

"Yeah, they went to find some mushroom girl-" Meidri saw Naruto gag a little. "-not a fan of mushroom girls?" Meidri asked Naruto when she noticed his reaction.

He nodded.

"I don't hate them, but I'm not a fan of the idea of breathing in their spores... what if I grow mushrooms in my lungs?" Naruto shivered.

Meidri gave a small giggle.

Right, Naruto could be stupid and childish sometimes. She sometimes forgot that he was this way, considering most of them time he was chill, laid back, and a good brother figure to Crim. He was always working hard, so when he was relaxed and had the chance to really emote what he was feeling, he could turn a little goofy.

"Naruto."

"Sup Kurama... where the hell have you been all day?" Naruto asked as he turned and saw his clone walk into the store.

Kurama was borrowing the clone.

Considering that Naruto could allow himself and Kurama to switch control of his body whenever he wanted, he just allowed Kurama and one of his clones to switch minds. Kurama had something that he wanted to check out, so he left in the morning with control of one of Naruto's clones.

"I've been walking around, we're going to a Succu-girl store, I've found one with some girls I wanted to evaluate." Kurama explained simply.

Naruto grinned.

"Ah, so you're found a girl-" Naruto stopped talking when Kurama glared at him with his own face. To everyone else in the pub, this wasn't worth freaking out over. The fact Kurama was a Tailed Beast meant nothing to these people, the fact he and Naruto were friends was all it took for everyone to be comfortable with Kurama. "... so why are we going to a store, you like to study new species through my eyes."

"Your clone body doesn't have real money on it, I need money." Kurama extended his hand to Naruto.

"I don't know, it's getting kind of late... though if a place interests you, I kind of want to check it out too... sure, lets go. I'll pay for you... this place isn't expensive... of course it will be." Naruto palmed the side of his head. Kurama didn't need to answer the question for him to know what it would be.

Kurama was an asshole sometimes.

"Thank you, lets not waste time... I want to see if these whore foxes can live up to my standards."

"Ah... you still hate fox hybrids." Naruto got up and followed after Kurama.

"I don't hate those fox mixlings, I hate those who call themselves kyuubis... they are weak and small, they don't deserve to have nine tails is all." Kurama crossed his arms, well Naruto's clone's arms. He looked away from Naruto when Naruto poked his face.

Ivy saw her chance.

"I would like to come as well... I do hope you will have me, as Naruto's closest friend, I do hope to make a good impression on you Kurama." Ivy introduced herself to Kurama. He looked at her for a moment, before he simply scoffed and walked out of the pub.

Ivy tilted her head, her smile fading a little.

"Kurama doesn't really talk to anyone but me unless he has to. The fact he scoffed means that he is okay with you coming." Naruto translated Kurama's scoff. From Kurama, scoffing and walking away meant that he would put up with Ivy. "If he didn't like you, he would threaten you, roar, and try to kill you. Scoffing and insults are his bread and butter... I can't pay for you this time though." Naruto stated, since he was already going to be paying for himself and Kurama.

Not to mention Ivy was inviting herself along, and he wasn't the one inviting her.

"Kyuubi girls... sounds fun, I'm in." Brooz stated as he got up and walked towards them.

-Chasing Tail and Stories-

"I didn't expect this." Brooz stated as he was forced to sit on his shins and knees, while wearing a strange jacket/dress. "What even is this?" Brooz asked, and he noticed that all of them had been forced to wear them.

This was a HIGH CLASS sort of place.

"They are called kimonos, in our culture, they are both formal and casual wear. Please sir, allow us to make you more comfortable if the size is too tight." A beautiful, tall, and buxom kyuubi woman loosned his kimono slightly so he could breath better.

It was a high class joint for sure.

You didn't pick your girl in the traditional sense, after awhile, you would be asked to go to one of the rooms after spending time with the girls in the store.

"This is... odd." Ivy was used to wearing dresses that exposed a lot of skin, but this was a different feeling for her. She never sat in this position and her legs were starting to fall asleep. She looked over at Naruto, and saw that he was completely comfortable with the position.

Kurama was silently judging the girls of the store with burning red eyes gazing at them with disdain.

Naruto nudged Kurama.

"Lighten up a little... this is a nice tea ceremony, and is that a shamisen... such a pretty instrument." Naruto was soothed by the feelings of home.

This setting was so familiar to him.

"Yes, you see, we Kyuubi aren't like Fox Hybrids that have human blood. We are pure fox, we are highly cultured. These customs were taught to our ancestors by those who were sent to this world from another world, one called Japan... it is very similar to your world?" A kyuubi girl asked Naruto, a smaller a cuter one, but she was stunningly beautiful with a mature and foxlike face.

Every single girl in the store had whisker marks on her cheeks in some way, shape, or form.

'These girls all have the same face as Naruto, foxlike... and blond hair... blue eyes... peach skin. Some of them have red eyes though.' Brooz was soothed by the soft music as well, but he was noticing the startling similarities between Naruto and the girls of this store. Something that Ivy was starting to take notice of.

His tiny cup was filled with something called sake.

"It seems that Japan and where I am from are very similar... lighten up Kurama." Naruto nudged Kurama again.

He grunted and scoffed.

"Above all, we of the kyuubi value class, culture, and cunning. It is what sets up apart from the lustful, out of control girls kitsune and fox hybrids. Before our girls take you to your rooms, please allow me to give one final performance." The server for their table stood up and removed the top of her kimono, and showed her chest was bandaged up. She had two stunks in her obi sash, and she pulled them out while walking towards the large drum in the middle of the room.

She started to create music with the other girls, and enhanced it with the beats of her drum.

Kurama scoffed when the performance was done.

Then they were each chosen by a different girl and taken to different rooms.

-Next Day-

Naruto, the Dimension Hopping Ninja: 5
It felt like a slice of home for me, but way too high class for my tastes, and very expensive. Apparently, for about 30 minutes the girls that visit your table and speak with you subtly decide which girl in the store is most suited to your desires. They are pros at picking girls, and the sex was great, but you can't extend your time, so I couldn't really go wild as long as I would want to.

Kurama, the Strongest Tailed Beast: 3
These girls are weak, but they carry themselves with respect. I don't care in the slightest about sex as a feeling, since I was just borrowing Naruto's clone for this. I did try sex, but I didn't find it to be interesting or anything special. If you're seeking class and culture, visit this store.

Ivy, the Mandrake: 8
The entire evening was fun, and I got to experience a side of myself and my dear friend that I didn't expect to see. They dress you in fancy clothes called kimonos, and play for you their culture. It was just a great, fun, experience, and the sex was very pleasant. My girl knew how to treat a lady for sure, though I'm not really too into girls.

Brooz: 7
This store was amazing, I got to see the culture of girls that most dog hybrids could only ever wish to be with. Since fox hybrids refuse to have sex with us, the cultured kyuubi girls put aside their dislike for my kind and showed me a great time. They smelled amazing, the music was great, and the girl that was picked for me knew exactly what I liked without me even telling her. Super expensive, but it is WORTH the price.

"There, you satisfied Kurama?" Naruto asked Kurama inside of his head.

Kurama had returned the clone to him the second that he had left the store.

"They are weak, but they are not the worst excuse for kyuubis I imagined they could be... I'm going to take a nap, don't disturb me for awhile. You should spend some time with that mandrake woman, she seems to want to spend more time with you." Kurama stated to Naruto.

Naruto didn't get the hint.

"Hey Ivy, want to hang out when you have a day off?" Naruto asked her across the pub.

Just because he didn't get the hint, didn't mean he wasn't happy to spend time with Ivy without being asked.

"YES!"

Ivy seemed excited for it too!

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