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It felt like a real date to Ivy.

To any outsider, it must look like a real date as well, considering she had her arms wrapped around his bicep as they walked together. It looked and felt like a real date to both Ivy and any person who was looking at it from a neutral point of view without any knowledge on the personality of the man in question.

Naruto didn't know it was a date.

Or rather, Naruto knew it wasn't a date and Ivy knew it wasn't a date, but she wanted to act like it was a date. She knew that she and Naruto were not on a date, and that to him this was just two friends who were hanging out. She wanted to change that though, she wanted to make some subtle moves to show him she was interested, since her direct approach seemed to not be understood.

The fact that he didn't understand she wanted him to cum all over her face, by telling him to turn her flowers into fruit, was enough to show he didn't understand her biology enough to get the not-so-subtle ways she was saying she was romantically and sexually interested in him.

'... Guess it's true, it only takes a woman a few minutes to figure out she wants to have sex with a guy, but it takes guys a few hours to notice.' Ivy thought as she just smiled softly. She would have liked if this not-date would end in real-sex, but she would just be happy if she could put a smile on Naruto's face and end it with a smile on her own as well.

His aura was so nature filled and arousing to her, and by being around him her vines and flowers were so much brighter and healthier than before. His very being in the pub was the best fertilizer for the air itself. It was truly as if his very existence alone was enough to bring powerful nutrients to the surroundings he stood on.

"Hey Naruto!"

Ivy smiled when she saw Naruto notice Piltia.

'She's not real competition... it's nice to see him have somebody that he can rely on.' Ivy thought to herself when she saw the grin that appeared on Naruto's face.

"Sup Piltia."

"You can't visit me today, my pussy is still a little sore from yesterday. Right now, I'm only taking customers from smaller races. Hi Ivy, you and Naruto on a date?" Piltia stated to Naruto, and asked Ivy politely, as she looked at the mandrake woman with a raised brow. "Guess you might not need me after all." Piltia crossed her arms with a smirk.

"Eh?" Naruto asked, head tilted.

"No, he still would, there is no way I can keep up with his stamina alone. I should know, I've been inside his body." Ivy had a personal experience having sex using Naruto's body, and how insatiable his stamina and needs were. Even if she were to date him, there was no way that she believed herself to be woman enough to handle him alone. She knew that she would never be able to exhaust him by herself, so she was still going to allow him to go to succu-girl joints.

If she dated him of course.

If she dated him she would for sure lay the ground rules, and that if he ever had sex with a succu-girl, then when he got home that he would HAVE to have sex with her as well. He could go and fuck any girl he wanted to in any store, but at the end of the day he was going to be sleeping in her bed with her. Well, that is to say if she didn't join him in going to a succu-girl store, after trying out a few stores, she had to say that the experience was very pleasant and the girls knew what they were doing.

The money from the reviews was not bad either..

"Eh?" Naruto asked Ivy.

"I know right, this guy is a total freak. Glad to know my most valued customer wouldn't totally abandon me. Well, tell you what, tomorrow you can visit me again, and next time I will take both of you as customers... some threesome action ya know." Piltia stated, and she teased Naruto at the very end of her sentence.

Naruto bonked her on the head.

"Don't steal my tic."

"You have a verbal tic?" Ivy just learned something new.

"Yeah he does, when he gets really excited or his blood is pumping, he speaks so fast he adds ya know to the end of his sentences. It's how I find out if he wants to get kinky or not. If he is really in the mood for excitement." Piltia gossiped with Ivy about Naruto.

With Naruto standing right there.

*Double Bonk*

"Don't go telling my sexual habits in public, and Ivy, we're not dating. I haven't gotten to know you well enough to be comfortable with going that far yet." Naruto bonked both girls on the head and crossed his arms.

There was a pause.

"... You fuck girls you just barely met all the time."

"Yes, I do, and I give them money, and I write reviews on the girls and the store they work for. But this and that aren't the same thing for me. If I date a girl, I want to get to know her, and if I like her, I will want to date her. Anyway, while I AM ready to try and find love again, I just don't think Ivy would be interested in me." Naruto waved off the idea that Ivy would have any interest in dating him. Despite their friendship and the fact that she was just teasing him, Ivy was a lesbian, she had sex with girls at succu-girl joints.

Ivy's jaw dropped.

Piltia nodded her head.

"My suggestion, since you own a pub, get him drunk as shit. He might seem like he can handle his booze, but he's a total lightweight. It seems his healing factor actually makes it so that the booze flows into his system faster. He gets drunk faster, but he doesn't stay drunk as long." Piltia stated as she gestured to Naruto.

Healing factors didn't actually stop you from getting drunk, when your healing factor was focused on healing wounds and injuries. Not to mention Naruto was a big dude, so while he wasn't a totally pathetic drinker, he did tend to drink more than his limit thanks to the fact he didn't pay much attention to what he was drinking.

"I've thought about that, one drunken mistake and going from there. I need to wait until the full moon anyway, since that is when I can get pregnant... but that is how my mother and father got together, don't want to repeat that fucked up situation." Ivy deadpanned.

Naruto raised an eyebrow.

"You have a human father?"

"No, he's also a mandrake, but my parents split when I was young. Anyway, both of my parents died from Powdery Mildew a couple of years ago, and the Pub passed down to me. They tried to get back together for my sake." Ivy explained without too much sadness.

Enough time had passed for her to come to terms with it.

"Ah... that could have been fixed by trimming the parts that the mildew grew on, and giving them a good amount of open space to get good air." Naruto stated as he crossed his arms.

...

Ivy's jaw dropped.

"Wh-what... by Powdery Mildew is a deadly virus for us plant-types. We plant types don't catch humanoid diseases, and there aren't enough doctors that specialize in the diseases we do catch... you... how do you know this stuff?" Ivy asked in shock as she stepped back.

That was unexpected.

"Well, back in my world, ever since I was a kid I've had a love for gardening and taking care of plants. My apartments have always been filled with them. When it comes to taking care of plants, most cures and fixes for diseases are actually pretty easy." Naruto crossed his arm in confusion.

Was this really that special or shocking, in his world there were TONS of ninjas who studied plants. All female ninja were taught about flowers from a young age, several families own flower shops, and he loved gardening. Even Kakashi own a couple of plants, one was a gift from him, and from what he knew there were few diseases in plants that had no cure or fix.

"It's actually shocking that you know this stuff." Piltia corrected.

You know, because Naruto came across as dumb.

"I mean, this kind of stuff is printed in books in my world all the time. I thought that in this world, this kind of stuff would be common knowledge with all the plant species. I mean, you're not as technologically advanced as my world, but I would have thought-" Naruto stopped when he thought about it.

That's right, this was a new world.

They might have things like hot showers and indoor plumbing, but they lacked things like phones, radios, TVs, airships, motorboats, and many of the other modern day things that his world had. The magic and mythical part of this world meant that scientific discovery must been very slow.

"How do you cure Rust?" Ivy asked with her eyes sparkling in curiousity.

"Rust isn't deadly, it's just spread by fungus species and leaves orange, gold, and red spots. If you keep a plant healthy, it will just naturally overcome it." Naruto answered back quickly. "You CAN prevent it somewhat by spraying healthy leaves with a teaspoon of baking soda mixed with a teaspoon of horticultural oil mixed in a quart of water." Naruto looked confused, not by what he was saying, but why she was asking.

Shouldn't Ivy know this.

Ivy didn't know that.

"Wow, so that's is a way to prevent it? Usually, doctors just focus on the non-plants species since they get sick way more often... our world doesn't have many doctors that are experienced with my kind." Ivy was impressed by Naruto. She thought he was a bit of a dummy, but now she was seeing him in an entirely new light.

He could be a Plant-Species Doctor with the knowledge that he had from his world, and a very successful one at that.

...

"Wait..." Ivy was just now realizing something.

"Yes?" Naruto asked her.

"So... when I was asking you to..." Ivy's face started to turn bright red when she realized that Naruto was not ignorant to what flowers turning into fruit meant. Her flirting had not gone unnoticed by Naruto, it was just that he hadn't been ready to start dating, OR he thought she was joking with him.

Everytime she told Naruto to turn her flowers into fruit, he 100% knew that she was saying that she wanted him to cum all over her face.

"Asking me to... OH, you're talking about the thing where you asked me to cum on your face. Yeah, I figured you were just teasing me. I mean, I didn't notice right away, but eventually I noticed how you were teasing me." Naruto did not in fact realize what she had been saying at first, but eventually he got the joke. His brain had not been thinking about plants right away, but when he remembered Ivy was a plant girl he got the joke. "Yeah, it was a pretty funny sex joke I didn't expect from you... Ivy?" Naruto asked as Ivy turned around and started to run.

She booked it while covering her face in her hands.

-Later-

Turns out, asking a guy to cum on your face was a LOT more embarassing when the subtle way you were saying it wasn't as subtle as you thought.

Turns out, the guy she was making passes at in plant lingo, understood what she was saying, and for several MONTHS now she had been flirting with Naruto in language that he 100% understood. Her sly flirting, to Naruto she was just teasing him, and this entire time he had been taking her flirting as a joke.

She would apologize to Naruto for running away later.

Right now, she was too embarassed to let him see her face.

Chapter End!
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Note: The Naruto Gardening/Taking Care of Plants thing is real.
Naruto's hobby in the Databooks is watering plants.
Naruto's apartment has books on plants, AND he has a LOT of healthy, well taken care of plants there.