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The Isekei Support Group

"... Fuck you guys." Naruto stated as he looked at the place that his friends had dragged him out of bed for. "I don't need to go to a support group." Naruto had told them many times that he didn't need to see a support group.

"Well, actually, there were a few more people from other worlds that showed up, and if they had somebody with some more experience under their belt, they might do better." Stunk stated, and he conveniently hid the fact that he was getting paid to bring Naruto to the group to help out. That part of the explanation didn't need to be told to anyone, not even Kanchal and Zel knew that they were getting paid.

...

More money for him.

-Inside-

"... Okay, I'm surrounded by freaks... and I'm not even talking about the skeleton man." Naruto stated as he looked and saw 4 people were sitting in chairs in a circle. Naruto saw a fifth chair was waiting for him, and he walked over to the chair and sat down in it.

"You're late, the meeting was suppose-"

"Got it, you're the uptight one... you're the perverted one... you're the unlucky one... and you're the strong one who is secretely incompetent." Naruto stated as he pointed to each of the people that were sitting in the chairs.

'How did he know!?'

"Hey, I'm not a pervert!" Kazuma shouted as he stood up out of his chair and pointed at Naruto. "For all we know, you're the perverted one. Right guys... guys?" Kazuma asked as he looked at everyone in the room.

Nobody defended him.

'Damn... looking at his stats... his resistances to damage... his damn near immunity to most forms of attack... he's got Divine levels of... everyone... and his official race is a mixed breed between Human, Alien, and God... the fuck are these freaky abilities too... attacks that can destroy planets, attacks that can destroy molecules... the ability to move faster than light, durability to tank being blasted through moons and slamming into a planet... the fuck... characters shouldn't be this broken. He's even got regeneration to the point most attacks that can do damage, don't do much damage.' Ainz thought as he looked at all of Naruto's stats and abilities, and seeing the titles and feats behind the guy that he was looking at. While in this room, everyone had the ability to see such things, but 2 of the people that were in the room with him were neglecting to use the ability granted to them. "Hello, I am Ainz Ooal Gown, Overlord of the Great Tomb of Nazarick. The boy you accused of being a pervert is young Kazuma Satou."

"I am Major Tanya von Degurechaff of the 203rd Aerial Mage Battalion."

"... You... are you a version of me from another dimension?" Naruto asked her as he looked at her.

"I'm sorry?" She asked as she looked up at him.

"Just curious, you've got kind of spiky blond hair, fair skin, rounded face, blue eyes... you look like you could be my younger sister or something. Put some whiskers on you, and you're a girl me... I thought maybe you were another me from another universe." Naruto stated as he looked at her. "But it's a long shot." Naruto admitted.

Tanya looked at him in thought.

"... No, I don't believe that to be the case, I'm a reincarnation-"

"So am I." Naruto stated as he raised his hand.

"... Were you reincarnated by a being who claims himself to be a God?" Tanya questioned with narrowed eyes.

Were they alternate universe versions of each other!?

"Well, yes but no? Complicated situation, well, it's nice to meet another member of a military. I was a war hero from my home world, and technically lead an army." Naruto extended his hand to shake Tanya's hand, to which she gladly extended her own and shook his. She had a softer smile on her face now.

"Ah, I see, and do you enjoy good food, and a hate absolute orders that can't be defied? Do you value the freedom of choice, and that-" Tanya and Naruto started to talk with each other about military strategy, and their past experiences in battles where they used their wits to defeat opponents.

"... Oh my... there are two of them." Kazuma whispered in shock and horror.

1 was enough!

"Oh lighten up, Tanya isn't that bad if you're on her good side. This guy seems pretty cool too... and we all just ended up here randomly when a buttom appeared in front of the classroom." Subaru stated as he just laughed off the fact that there were two military people in the room now.

Ainz stood up.

"As much as I'm sure the two of you would like to continue, I figured that we should talk about how we ended up here, and how we go back to our home worlds-"

"Oh, yeah, once you come to this world, you can't leave. This dimension is a 1-way only travel, if you were sent here, then you're stuck here. I've tried blowing up nearby planets to try and get my friend's attention in my home world, but nothing worked. Once you're here, you're stuck." Naruto stated as he waved his hand. He had come to terms with his situation a long time ago, to the point that he did whatever he could to try and escape this world during the first week that he was here.

He didn't give up more so as realize that he couldn't even really try to escape to begin with.

"I see... so... does this mean outside interference is not possible... that say... a certain Being X who is not a god... can't manipulate me here?" Tanya asked as she crossed her arms in thought, a small smile growing on her face.

"Yep, beings from other dimensions can't sense what happens in this universe. So whatever lives you had before coming here, get used to this-"

"YES!" Kazuma shouted.

He escaped the horrible situation that he was in, and he escaped the damn second school life that he had been pushed into. His horrible party of idiots and incompetents were no longer his problem, and he could make a cool new life in another world.

"Ah... wait... that kind of sucks... can one of you kill me... just to test a theory?" Subaru asked.

Tanya pulled out a gun.

"Head of heart?"

"Head, between the eyes if you would." Subaru gestured.

-2 Time Loops Later-

"Ah... wait... that kind of sucks..."

"... Can you please stop doing that, you're giving me the weirdest sense of deja vu." Naruto rubbed his head in annoyance at the headache that he was getting. "Whatever it is you're doing, stop it..." Naruto's hand glowed golden.

He reached inside of Subaru's chest.

His hand phased into Subaru's body, before Naruto pulled out a black magic from inside of his chest and released it. It went right back inside of Subaru though.

"... How?" Subaru asked in shock.

"My chakra was connected to you, and I got some of your memories from when you did that thing you did. Do you want me to crush whatever that thing in your soul is, because that has got to be really bad... also... guy... your life really sucked." Naruto stated as he got more memories from Subaru.

"Nah... it's saved my ass a few times too."

"So... whatever that was... how do things work in this world?" Tanya changed the subject, since she didn't know what the hell just happened.

"Well, every few years there is an election, we vote on who gets the top dog spot, and then we vote for representatives as well. Other than that, life isn't that hard, and there are lots of ways to make a living. I'm actually about to take a trip to Hell to meet up with the Demon King so we can talk about going to dinner."

"PFFFFFFT!?" Subaru and Kazuma spewed their breath when they heard that kind of statement.

Ainz seemed surprised as well.

"I see... and what kind of professions can one easily make money in?" Ainz might as well make some money while he tried to think up a method of escaping. 'This dude can reach into your very soul and pull stuff out... that is NOT good... why do broken characters like this exist that can ignore the rules. He is just like that broken dude from Subaru's world, or like Aqua with her powerful holy spells.' Ainz was secretely freaking out.

His perfect counter was standing in front of him.

Resistant against nearly all forms of damage, and both fast and strong enough that no magic user had much a chance of so much as casting a single spell against him. Not to mention his durability, regeneration, and his divine dna and transformations meant that death magic might as well not work on him at all.

"Yes, what kind of work can one do for an easy life?" Tanya asked.

Naruto thought about it.

"Well, I'm an adventurer, but these past few months I've been making money from reviewing brothels after my friends dragged me into the business... Tell you what, I've got an idea!" Naruto stated as he grinned.

-Much Later-

Naruto, the Dimension Hopping Ninja: 7
Can't go wrong with Halflings and their skilled hands, and Piltia was on point today. This world takes some getting used to, and I miss my home world, but I'm making the best of it.

Kazuma, the Guy with Only Luck on his Side: 10
I got to have sex, and that was amazing! I didn't know what a halfling was, but even after years of touching myself, her hands were way better and more experienced. I learned things today that I didn't know existed.

Ainz Ooal Gown, the "Bone Guru" (Nicknamed by Naruto): 0
I am a skeleton, and thus have no method of having sex, this was a waste of Naruto's money to include me in this review.
Still, I wish to contribute, and want to say this world seems like a fine place to start a new life with low amounts of stress and expectations.

Subaru Natsuki, The Guy with Bad Luck on his Side: 0
I couldn't do it, I didn't have the courage to betray them after just arriving in this world. I would have loved to lose my virginity, but I just couldn't go through with it. Don't worr Emilia, I'm still loyal to you, and I hope one day we can see each other again!

Tanya, Major of the 203rd: 1/10
For the fact we visited a brothel, I rate it as a 1 seeing as I was not allowed inside due to my physical age, and I need to register my mental age and soul age before they will allow me to visit these types of stores.
For the fact that this world seems like a laid back, easy place to live, with a mostly stress free life, I rate this world a 10 despite how odd it seems to be. I will greatly enjoy this world, and hope that I can make this world a place to call home.

"Oh... my... GODDESS! Is this girl a version of you from another dimension!?" Meidri asked loudly as she looked at Naruto standing next to Tanya.

The resemblence was uncanny.

"Why is that the first thing she asked?" Tanya asked Naruto.

"People from alternate dimensions are somewhat common here, and reincarnations for people to come here isn't uncommon either. The fact we are both from alternate dimensions does make it seem to people like we're the same person." Naruto stated as he rubbed the back of his head. "Anyway... since you've still got the body of a kid, I'll ask Ivy about letting you work here to keep yourself a room." Naruto stated, and he only walked forward a few steps before Ivy's vine came out of the floor.

"I'll allow it."

"Thanks Ivy!" Naruto called out to the kitchen.

Chapter End!
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