Disclaimer: First Chapter
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Screams of agony and pain.
"These are the burning lakes... where the souls of those rejected by the goddess go for about 100 years while their sins are burned away." Death Abyss stated as she gave Naruto the grand tour of hell. She was wearing her nice bikini, and her nice cloak as well. She just got her horns buffed and shined, so they were nicer than usual, and she was on her best behavior and not talking about machines from other worlds.
Naruto seemed uninterested in hell itself though.
"100 years?"
"About, if a human does not have that much sin in them, the time is less. Also, those who gain the title of "Hero" are exempt from this, and those who did more good in their life than bad have their souls reincarnated without the need for the burning." Death Abyss explained with a wave of her hand, not caring too much about the whims of a goddess that she had never met before in her lifetime.
"Hero?" Naruto was curious.
"People who gain a Legendary Title can be called either a Hero or a Dark Hero, and when they die usually they reincarnate into a Supreme Race or they become a Demi-God. Of course, only the Pope can grant the title of hero, and only the Demon King can grant the title of Dark Hero." Death Abyss bragged as she mentioned her own race. "By the way, Demon King is both a race and a Title. Only those born into the Demon King race can inherit the title of Demon King." Death Abyss stated as she raised a finger.
Naruto scratched his head.
"Confusing."
"I know, my father had to beat that into my head growing up. Still, when I gained the throne... can't say I've really had much to care about other the human technology from other worlds. I'm not interested in world domination by force... and my desire to gain political power is just so that I can abuse taxes and fund more tech research... for the bettering of everyone of course." Death Abyss added very quickly at the end.
Naruto put some thought into it.
"... Well, the Orc did just win re-election on the promises of less taxes, more free time, and more sex... will be hard to beat that. Demons aren't trusted because nobody really knows about the Contract fetish-"
"It's not a fetish-'
"Want to make a contract with me?" Naruto asked her, stopping her from talking. Her eyes instantly lit up with hope, and her eyes lost that hope when she realized that she was about to prove him correct.
...
"It's a fetish, fine. But still, it would be hard to lower taxes more than that guy already did." Death Abyss couldn't see how that would work.
"Well, back home, the village didn't tax it's citizens, but instead took a portion of the money from our missions. Instead making people pay any taxes at all, you could just apply an extremely small tax to people as they post quests. With how many quests people post, you can cut out yearly taxes from people's general income, while still getting tax revenue... then you can honestly state that you will cut the yearly income tax to zero." Naruto stated as he explained how things worked back in his home village. Nobody paid taxes in the Hidden Leaf, because the village ran along the idea that the missions Shinobi did would pay for anything the village would need as a structure.
Then, the money people made would be put to use in circulation to support other businesses ran by civilians, who would then proceed to hire ninja in the village to help out. It was a cycle where the village had a constant flow of money circulating.
"... Are you a genius?"
"No, but I was raised in the Hidden Leaf, and of all the Hidden Villages, we had the highest population... and we did have the best economy before the Kyuubi attack, the Sound Invasion, and the Pain attack destroyed the village several times... but recently we regained our status as the village with the best economy again." Naruto waved his hand to deny the claims. He was just telling her an example that he learned.
Death Abyss had a sparkle in her eye.
"So... I can honestly make a promise to cut yearly income taxes to zero without effecting... but what about business tax?"
"Get rid of it, when you tax a business, they don't hire as many people or pay better wages. The more money a business makes, the better they will pay their employees. Then, if they don't pay their employees well, those employees will take themselves to somebody who will pay better. When you regulate business, you hurt the workers ability to negotiate a price for their own work. By taxing business, you limit the growth of businesses and eliminate the need for employers to want to pay their employees more."
"I was thinking of raising taxes on the successful... but I guess that is a good point. So, get rid of the income tax to let people have more access to their money, and cut regulations on business to give the common worker encourage businesses to compete to hire better workers."
"Raising taxes on the rich is kind of stupid, since they will just take their business somewhere with less regulations, or they will treat their employees like crap... now onto the next issue, more sleep and free time." Naruto changed the subject to the next losing topic for Death Abyss in her next run for the big seat of the land.
She thought on it.
"I mean, people should work themselves hard, so I don't see a problem with 6 or 7 day work weeks." Death Abyss didn't see the need to promise anything.
Naruto shook his head.
"Encourage hard work, but also encourage relaxation to unwind. People love holidays, and nobody really loves such long work weeks. Thankfully, you don't need to do much there other than help to create fun and relaxing holidays to celebrate the workers of the country. People love to be appreciated for their hard work... easy promise to make and keep." Naruto told her with a grin.
Death Abyss was taking mental notes of that.
"Good idea, and state sponsered holidays is a good way to attract tourists from other nations, which is a great way to get more money from tourism! A nice way to relax for the people, AND a great way to attract more income... I like the way you think mister." Death Abyss plucked Naruto off the ground and placed him on her shoulder with a sharp toothed grin.
Naruto nodded.
"More sex is perhaps the easiest one to take care of, just remove the tax placed on Succu-stores, or at the very least heavily reduce it. That should bring down the cost of visiting those places a little, and people can have more sex with the girls they enjoy. For sure, every pervert in this nation will vote for you next election." Naruto explained to her what he would do if he were in her shoes.
Not that she wore shoes.
Being massive in scale, they didn't make shoes that were her size, just like she could rarely find clothes that fit her.
"Well, that is easy, and it's not like I have anything against those stores. By the way, my assistant gave you reviewers a business card to go review demon girls... and you guys have not reviewed them yet... why not?" Death Abyss asked with a raised eyebrow.
Naruto jumped off her with his hands behind his head.
"I mean, personally, I just keept forgetting. Anyway, I can't wait to start campaining for next time using this- yes?" Death Abyss asked Naruto when she saw him open his mouth.
"... Well... just wait until right before the election. If you go on the offensive now, your opponents will just promise the same things as you, and then make some bullshit promises as well. Since they aren't bound to contracts like you are, they can promise whatever they want, and then not fulfill their promises... don't reveal your hand too soon and give them time to steal it." Naruto stated for her, and she nodded with a frown.
"... You better go review that store though, so that people will learn more about demons. My future campains depend on that review at this point. By the way... I want in on some of that research mon... I mean review money." Death Abyss stated as she leaned down and whispered that to Naruto.
Naruto looked at her with a raised eyebrow.
"... and here I thought you were after me."
"Oh, romantically, you're the only one for me. Hands down, but lets go to a succu girl store here in hell. I'm sure that we can squeeze a review out." Death Abyss wanted to try her hand at the unique way of getting some money.
Naruto thought about if for a second.
-Several Days Later-
"... This was surprising... but the correct outcome." Death Abyss stated as she laid naked on her own bed. She was exhausted from all the sex that she had been having, and she looked at Naruto laying next to her.
How did sex between them work out?
Well, turns out, it was tricky at first to figure it out. After going to a few succu girl shops to try and get reviews, she learned that she could fit most of a person inside of her vagina, but the average person would suffocate from her tightness if they went in head first. It took some doing, but she and Naruto did some experimenting so that she could figure out a way to go to succu girl shops and NOT hurt the girls there.
One hand on her clit, one arm inside her pussy, and he could do whatever he wanted with his penis inside of her. The other option was for him to go inside of her and go to town while inside of her. With his durability, he could handle the crushing force of her pussy with little issue, and with him inside of her moving around, she certainly got some great feelings from it.
The sex was different, but very unique.
"There... at least now we've figured out a way for you to go to succu girl stores and make money, without hurting the girls." Naruto stated as he leaned up. "... This doesn't mean we're dating, does it?" Naruto asked her.
She grinned.
"Not yet, I refuse to date you until after I've won your heart, and we set up a contract for a fair and equal dating relationship. This was just sex for the sake of sex, and well learning how to have sex with small species for me." Death Abyss stated with a giant grin.
Naruto pouted.
"I'm not small, you're just super big. Anyway, you came more times than I did."
"Yeah, we can fix that with a few more rounds. This was a hell of an experience to be sure, you found my G spot AND knew just what to do with my clit. Lets hold off on more sex until after I've seduced you." Death Abyss liked how things went, but she wanted to prioritize winning his heart over meaningless sex for the sake of sex. She knew he had such a relationship with his regular succu girl, and she wanted to avoid a "Friends with Benefits" relationship.
She DID want to check their sexual compatibility though, and though there was a great size difference between them, she came several times due to his skilled hands and arm (and penis when he put most of his body inside of her, using it to attack her G spot). She heard that when people got married, and they were different species, that their sexual compatibility would shoot up drastically, to the point that even an orge would be able to have sex with a fairy and the sex still work out as if by magic.
Thankfully, she learned from experience that they could still make each other cum just fine without the need for marraige to raise their compatibility.
"Did... you just write a review... let me read it." Death Abyss used the tips of her fingernails to take the paper from him.
Naruto, the Dimension Hopping Ninja: 7
A unique experience to have sex with a woman nearly 10 times taller than you, who can fit about half your body inside her pussy. It was a challenge though, and surprisingly, it was still a pleasant experience. Having half your body, penis and all, inside of a woman that big and being rubbed from all directions is different. Careful, when you cum, you will get it on yourself as well doing this, unless you wiggle around and go for the womb.
"Nice... I got a pretty good score... I thought I would be a 3 or a 4 for sure." Death Abyss saw the 7 and grinned.
She was going to brag about this score for sure.
The review that was meant to be seen by nobody but Naruto and Death Abyss.
Chapter End!
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