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"My name just means WOMAN!?"

"Looks like somebody didn't like the name you gave her." Meidri stated as she brought Naruto his meal. The new people that Naruto brought into town were startling to settle in for the most part, and for HIS part Zel was doing his absolute best to stay as far away from the elf girl as humanly possible. Not only him for that matter, a LOT of species that could sense mana seemed to be avoiding the elf girl like the plague.

They could smell her age.

It was VERY old.

Erufuda, being over 2000 years old, smelled like a 200 year old girl in human terms if an age equalizer was to be applied. She smelled far more old than any 500 year old elf, and even they were considered to be some of the older elfs.

"Yeah, I don't care too much about that. Where did Crim, Stunk, Zel, and Kan... they went to a brothel without me, didn't they?" Naruto asked Meidri with a raised eyebrow when he noticed a blond haired angel was gone for some reason. He could easily guess the reason, but he would need confirmation.

"Aren't you and Ivy-?"

"There is no way that I'm going to be able to satisfy him in bed alone! We might be dating now, but his sexual stamina is too much for me to handle alone! He can go fuck whoever he wants, as long as he have sex with me at the end of the day!"

"That." Naruto gestured to Ivy in the kitchen.

He would have been perfectly happy to never visit another brothel again, but Ivy was adamant about him going and relieving some of his excess energy. She knew that he would be happy with whatever sex the two of them did together, even if she couldn't last as long as he could, but she wanted him to be sexually satisfied as well. While he could easily keep her satisfied by himself, she would never be woman enough to handle his endless reserves of energy with her body alone.

"Weird... but they are in Magic City, going to be gone for awhile too."

"Naruto."

"Sup Goblin Slayer crew." Naruto stated as he turned around, hearing his name called, and he saw the group that he stopped standing there looking at him. More exactly, he could feel some tension coming from Goblin Slayer himself.

He had the aura of unsureness about him.

Like he was lost.

"Go on, ask him." Darma nudged Goblin Slayer, with Erufuda join in on the nudging.

"May I get another wheel of cheese miss?" Hanzo questioned Meidri as he had his attention elsewhere.

"Sure." Meidri wrote that down and walked to the kitchen.

There was a long pause.

"You named me woman?" Onna asked as she filled the silence, and she gave Naruto the cutest glare that he could imagine existing. Naruto just grinned at her, but he looked at Goblin Slayer, who made a move, just a twitch of his finger.

Naruto thought for a moment.

"You're lost, aren't you? You've dedicated your entire life to destroying goblins, and now you can't do it because the goblins of this world are cultured." Naruto saw Goblin Slayer twitch again, and he knew that he hit the nail on the head. Naruto looked over and saw that Subaru was walking back into the guild with a sorry look on his face. "... Well, that sucks for you. Still, guess you need to find the creature in this world that acts most like goblins in your world." Naruto stated as he started to turn around.

Goblin Slayer reached out and put a hand on Naruto's shoulder.

"There is a creature like that?"

"A creature that slaughters people, tortures them, rapes them, and so on and so forth. Yep, there are a few wild monsters that do that kind of stuff." Naruto stated, and he felt Goblin Slayer tighten his grip on his shoulder.

Erufuda noticed something.

"Wild monsters?"

"Meidri is a Birdmaid, a species of Harpy. She is an intelligent species, but she is still descended from the more wild harpies. She isn't considered a monster anymore, but there ARE a wild version of her species called Savage Harpies. Nearly every species has a Savage version of themselves, species that refused to join modern society and stuck to their natural ways." Naruto could see he had the interest of everyone in the group.

Meidri came back with a wheel of cheese.

"Savage Harpies, I can't stand those girls. They kidnap men, get themselves pregnant, and then kill the man. They give us birdmaids a bad name as sex fiends."

"Wait... so do Savage Goblins-"

"No, Savage Goblins haven't existed for a long time. Goblins wiped out their savage versions themselves, and those not wiped out by goblins were wiped out by hunters. As are as the closest thing to a goblin, you should go hunt Savage Orcs and Savage Gremlins." Naruto answered the question before it could be completely asked. "Not to mention, whenever a Dungeon spawns in the world, that dungeon is populated by savage monsters."

"Dungeon's SPAWN!?" Erufuda asked with a sparkle in her eyes.

That sounded cool!

"How?" Darma asked, not understanding how that worked.

"Well, when enough natural mana gathers in one place, it forms a dungeon core, and that core builds a dungeon around itself using the gatherered mana. Then monsters spawn depending on the dungeon location. The dungeon then creates a treasure chest, and once you get the loot from the chest, the dungeon... vanishes until it gathered enough mana to rebuild itself." Naruto explained what he had witnessed himself.

"That is super amazing, we've got to check that-"

"You've got to remember to do quests to get money, and pay back the goblin villages. That is, unless you want to sell your bodies to them... which you won't get a fair price for." Naruto pointed to Erufuda, who seemed confused.

"Eh?"

"Lots of species can smell magic, and your magic is over 2000 years old... for reference, the average elf in this world lives to at most 900 years old usually. You're MORE than twice as old... so... your worth is about... 1,000 G... that girl would go for about 30,000,000 G on the slave market for reference." Naruto gestured to Onna, who seemed shocked.

"EH!?"

"Wait, my body is worth WAY more than 1,000 G!" Erufuda shouted, while Darma was laughing his head off when he heard all of what Naruto had stated. "I'll prove it to you!"

-4 Days Later-

"... Not a single customer, huh?" Naruto asked as the crew came back to the pub. Erufuda had gone out to each brothel in the city and offered to work for a little bit, but no matter where she went, she wasn't even allowed to apply for the job. "Yeah, you're considered too old to work, and your scent drives away customers." Naruto pointed out as he finished playing cards with a succubus and a halfling.

"Damnit!? You got a flush!?"

"Bullshit!"

"Everywhere I asked, they told us that new adventurers are required to take another adventurer with them during their first hunt into a dungeon. A C-ranked or higher Dungeon Crawler... do you know where we can get a guide?" Goblin Slayer spoke only of the details that he had been using those 4 days going around town asking.

Naruto pulled out his Dungeon Crawler card.

Naruto Uzumaki
Rank: A

"Technically, I was S-Rank last month, but you get dropped out of S-rank if you go more than a month without clearing a dungeon." Naruto had previously been S-rank, because so many of his quests ended up with him clearing dungeons by himself. Since he hadn't taken any of those quests though, he had been dropped out of the highest rank and put back down into an A-rank.

Still, the difference in S-rank and A-rank when it came to Dungeon Crawler status was just a show of how many times you cleared dungeons.

"Can you please taken us into a dungeon?" Erufuda asked quickly, with a bright smile on her face once more.

She wanted to go on real adventures, and earn money doing it.

"No, he can't, he's got important things to do here." Ivy stated as he came out of the kitchen, and everyone looked at her and saw the flowers on her head had changed.

Ivy's flowers were not fruits.

There were some gasps, but Ivy ignored them as she rubbed the front of her belly. She hooked her arm around Naruto's arm, and she smiled at the Goblin Slayer crew. It was actually a pleasant smile.

"You're pregnant!?" Meidri shouted in shock.

...

"Eh!?" Ivy and Naruto shouted.

"Naruto, did you take one of my seeds and put it inside of me without me knowing!?" Ivy asked in shock, and she looked at all of her fruits and seeds to make sure that none of them were missing. She then laughed a little when she saw Meidri confused. "Joking, that isn't how my biology works, I'm just messing around. I'm just rubbing my belly because Naruto was too rough on me last night, and I'm sore." Ivy stated with a smile.

"I promised to make it up to her."

"You're right you did, you can be as rough as you want with those succu-girls, but I'm not a trained sex worker. You've got to remember that I'm not used to that kind of treatment." Ivy lectured Naruto as she pointed her finger in his face.

"So... you're not pregnant?" Meidri asked with a confused look.

"I'm not pregnant."

"We just started dating, we're not trying for kids. Anyway, Ivy applied for a magical seal on the building, so that people can't get pregnant or STDs having sex here." Naruto looked back at the goblin slaying group, though now they weren't able to do that. "... I can help you guys tomorrow, and after I do my review of your skills, you can become E-ranked Dungeon Crawlers." Naruto looked at them and nodded.

'Though, I wouldn't be against him getting me pregnant, having a little me or a little him around here.' Ivy thought as she returned to the kitchen, her job reminding Naruto of his promise done with. "By the way, Naruto, why don't you take Hanzo, Darma, and Goblin Slayer to a brothel today? Get them used to some things in this world." Ivy suggested just before she was gone from the pub area.

Naruto nodded his head.

Sounded like a fine idea to him.

Chapter End!
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