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Naruto, the Dimension Hopping Ninja: 9
Mandrakes are a pretty passive species, but if you've got a strong connection to nature they can get pretty aggressive. Since they are plants, the air they breath out is extremely fresh, so they have very nice smelling breath, and the flowers in their hair make them just smell great. If you can, go for their ass instead of their front. If you're brave enough, then you can get some sweet honey. Their bodies produce natural lubricant for their ass, and it's honey... or syrup, one of the two.

Darma, the Dwarf Shaman: 6
They thought I was 700 years old, because apparently dwarves in this world live a LOT longer than dwarves in my world. But they said my mana wasn't bad, and I didn't know how to feel about that, I'm honestly a little wanting, unsatisfied with my service. I could tell they weren't really into it that much.

Hanzo, the Lizardman: 4
It was a great experience for cultural exchange, to learn the way the species of this world have regular interactions with each other. I wasn't too sexually attracted to them, but they did their jobs well. We had poor body compatibility, since their bodies don't have too much body heat, it sapped my body heat from me instead.

Goblin Slayer, the Human: 0
I wasn't able to get hard, this is difficult. They refunded Naruto his money, and I apologized for the waste of their time.

"Mandrakes?" Ivy read the reviews, and she stared at Naruto with a raised eyebrow. She saw that he was just reading the newspaper at his usual table. Meidri was doing her work, with Tanya and Megumin going around doing their jobs as well. "I know I said you could keep going to these places... but can I ask you not to do it with girls from my species?" Ivy asked him as she approached his table herself.

Her vines were still in the kitchen, working and cooking meals while she walked around the pub, and she sat in front of Naruto.

"Sure thing." Naruto smiled, but he kept reading the newspaper. "Yes... that's some good news. Ainz flower shop got some nice reviews in the penguin village. Ooooowch?" Ivy pulled on his cheek and got his full attention.

She pouted.

"I'm serious."

"So am I, I won't have sex with any species you don't want me to. I like this feisty side of you, glad to see that you get jealous." Naruto grinned at her.

She nodded.

"I'm the only mandrake you need in your life... so... I notice that Goblin Slayer is having trouble. His friends aren't having too much troub-"

"He's just grumpy he can't slay goblins anymore, now. By the way, thanks for that dungeon crawl, that was so much fun." Erufuda sat next to Naruto, and she nudged him with her elbow. She grabbed the review paper from Ivy, and looked over it. She let out a small whistle. "He's not a normal guy, he doesn't have a lot of lust in him. He spent his entire life focused on only killing goblins, it will take time for him to be a normal person." Erufuda knew that her friend would recover eventually.

His skills could still be put to good use.

Naruto raised his newspaper.

"There is a C-ranked dungeon that spawned near the caves, 2 villages over. Not to mention, a beach dungeon. Don't forget to read the newspaper, they usually list the dungeons that appear and the ones that get conquered." Naruto passed the newspaper over.

"Sweet!"

Naruto watched her leave and go back to the table with her own friends.

"So, it's going to be about 2 weeks before Crim, Stunk, Zel, and Kanchal get back from their long term succu-girl visit. What are your plans for those 2 weeks?" Ivy asked Naruto, since as far as she knew, he hadn't been invited along to the place this time.

Mostly because Naruto had shown no interest in the store itself.

"Been awhile since I visited Piltia... not as a succu-girl, but as a friends. I want to go to her apartment and see how she is doing. I'm thinking of using the time to write down the gardening and plant care knowledge from my world into a book."

Ivy nodded.

"You could make a ton of money from that. Not a lot of doctors specialize in plant-types."

"I don't plan on making much money, I want to sell the books with very little profit. I just want to share what I know, and more plant people will get the book if it's pretty cheap. I don't need to distract myself with quests anymore to forget about my losses. So... I'm a little lost on what to do with some of this free time." Naruto didn't exactly plan on stopping his quest taking, but he didn't need to go nearly as hard on it as he went before. He could go 1 or 2 a day instead of 5 and 6 a day, which would leave quests for other girls. "Think of a way to free Megumin from the contract, I could transfer ownership of her to Kazuma... I feel they would both appreciate that." Naruto looked over at Kazuma, longingly gazing at Megumin when she wasn't looking.

She would glare at him when she noticed him, but when she thought that he wasn't looking, she would send him the same longing looks as well.

"Why not go on vacation?"

"You want to come?"

"Oh no, I've got to run this place. I can't leave for a full vacation, not until I another person with a liscense to cook for multiple species." Ivy shook her head. She would have loved to go, but she wouldn't be able to leave the pub until somebody could take her role as chief. She was the owner, and a hard worker for the store itself.

She was too valuable to take more than a single day off.

An invisible angel come through the wall right behind Naruto, and phased right through a customer that was walking by.

*BANG*

"What the shit!?" Naruto shouted as the angel accidentally slammed their heads together. Naruto turned around and stared at the amgel that was rolling around in the air, holding their forehead in agony.

"Owie, that hurts!"

'Oh... it's a pure angel.' Naruto had a moment of mental pause when he looked at the angel, who looked similar to Crim, but with a more feminine build than the very feminine Crim. He made eye contact with the angel, while everyone in the pub looked at him weird.

"Ah... ah... SORRY!"

"Oh no you don't, I have a lot of questions to ask you!" Naruto saw the angle vanish through the wall, and he ran out of the building. He left everyone watching him with confused expressions, since to them he just screamed out, stared into space, and then started to chase something that none of them could see.

"What is he doing?" Tanya asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Must be secret ninja stuff." Meidri responded, not all that surprised by weird behavior from Naruto. She just learned to think of the weird stuff he did as being related to him being a ninja. "Yep, ninja stuff. Anyway, lets get back to work. The lunch rush is coming soon." Meidri rushed around the room to get ready.

She was just glad for all of the help.

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