Disclaimer: First Chapter
On the Side Start!

[On the Side 1]

"Damn, I haven't gotten to come to this store in about 17 years." An Older Naruto stated with a grin on his face. His wife was on vacation in Magic City for several days, and this was what she said he could spend his vacation doing if he wanted.

Just go to town at his old favorite Lilim store for several times.

"Yeah Daddy, my Mom told me about how you used to come here all the time."

"Please don't call me Daddy, you're not too much older than my daughter... kind of creepy to have a girl I just had sex with call me that." Naruto stated as he sat up.

These Lilims were had a LOT more stamina than the ones he used to have sex with, so much more than a group of 21 of them managed to hold him off for the first 2 days by themselves. They had an insane amount of stamina for their species for that matter.

"Aaaaaah, you don't like it."

"I really only like it when my daughter calls me Papa." Naruto deadpanned, and he looked as the rain started to ease up, and the glass window started to bring more light into the room. Naruto froze for a second when he saw something on the face of the Lilim he was talking to.

Whisker marks.

Naruto jerked his head and looked at all of the other girls in the room, and he noticed that each and every one of them had similar whisker marks on their faces. Not only that, but each and EVERY one of them had blue eyes the same color as his own, and while they all had different blue, red, and purple skin colors, most of their faces were similar in shape to his own.

"But Daddy, we just want to get to know you better.

"Yes Daddy."

Naruto passed out.

[On the Side 2]

"Death Abyss, Death Abyss, you wouldn't fucking believe it!" Naruto shouted as he ran into Hell and ran up to a massive blond demon that had her back faced to him. He had his clothes on properly once more, and he was sweating bullets.

"Yes?"

Death Abyss entered the room.

"Oh, that is you... you wouldn't believe it... you know when I became the Legendary Army Fucker... well turns out I'm the father of an entire generation of thousands of Lilims!" Naruto shouted out in shock as he turned around and saw Death Abyss enter the room.

She looked the same as ever.

"Of that, I'm aware already."

"Why didn't you tell me!?" Naruto shouted in shock when he realized that something was seriously wrong with what was happening, if he was the last person to know about his own seed being spread far and wide.

Death Abyss pointed to the other super tall demon in the room.

"Naruko, turn around."

The demon turned around, and she looked similar to Death Abyss in some ways, but unlike her flat chested mother, she had a large and bountiful bossom. Her hair was more straight than her mother's hair, and her eyes were a bright blue. That wasn't even to mention the whisker marks that she had on each cheek.

"Oh no..."

"Yeah, turns out, remember when he played around. Yeah, you knocked me up too, so I've been dealing with this handful for 17 years." Death Abyss placed a hand on Naruko's shoulder.

Naruto passed out.

[On the Side 3]

"... and that's what happened..." Naruto explained his situation to his old standby.

Piltia.

"Well damn bro, that sucks... going by that math you've got like... at least 17,000 little bastards running around... oh no..." Piltia heard small feet running into the room.

"Mom, we're out of..."

Naruto made eye contact with a small halfling, who looked much like her mother, but her eyes were blue and she had whisker marks on her cheeks. Her hair was more untamed than her mother's hair, and she seemed about 18 years old by halfling standards. Naruto and her made direct eye contact.

"... Whoops, I guess the secret is out... remember when I was sick, and you screwed me in the ass... turns out, and my fault for not pointing it out to you at the time... but you weren't... inside my ass back then... my bad. Kind of why I never mentioned it to you." Piltia took complete responsibility for her own mistake of not pointing out that Naruto missed her ass at one point, and shot a couple of loads into her pussy before getting it right and finishing the rest of their sex in her ass. "... You're super fertile my dude." Piltia pat him on the shoulder.

"... Daddy?"

Naruto passed out.

[On the Side 4]

"Oh no... not you too..."

"Me too what?" Deli asked as she held up a child over her shoulder, a young 3 year old penguin birdmaid girl.

"That's my child isn't it?" Naruto asked as he looked at the young child she was holding.

Deli seemed confused.

"No... this isn't your child, I'm babying my cousin's child for her while she's out of town. Your child with me is out of town right now on an adventure. She said she wanted to be more like her old man." Deli watched as Naruto's face when from relieved, to shocked and horrified in seconds.

"Eh... eh..."

"Yeah, you knocked my ass up a LONG time ago, seems that my egg was ready to be fertilized at some point when we banged, and you fucked a baby into me. You and Ivy were such a nice couple though, that I didn't want to make any drama for you." Deli explained with a laugh. "My bad, I really should have told you, there were tons of times you and her talked."

Naruto's jaw dropped.

"I thought those whisker marks... I thought they were just drawn on, because she..."

"Oh, she does idolize you. To her, you're the coolest dad in the world. The man who saved countless lives, and whenever you did get to talk with her, you were always a cool guy. I just always told her that you were so important that the world needed you more than us, and now she wants to be just like her hero daddy." Deli sent Naruto a thumbs up. "You didn't realize it, but you helped me raise a wonderful daughter by being a good example for her to follow behind. Good going!" Deli said with absolute thanks in her tone.

Naruto passed out.

[On the Side 5]

"Hey Naruto! How is it hanging guy!" Kazuma shouted as he walked with Megumin, and greeted Naruto with a wide and happy smile on his face.

She nodded and greeted him too.

"You look like you've had your world shaken."

"Guys... turns out... I have a LOT of children I didn't know about."

"Uh... duh, even our first son is actually your child, though he is still MY son. He's mine, you got that, he's my dork of a son." Kazuma stated as he pointed to Megumin's belly. He had knocked by Megumin, and by the time they moved to another village and had the baby, they figured out their first child actually belonged to Naruto. "Mine, I raised him."

"Ignore him, but yes, are you saying you never figured out that you and I had a child? You've meen Minumeg dozens of times now... actually, to be fair, he still hasn't realized you're his biological father either." Megumin palmed her face. She had 3 kids, and none of them had realized that the oldest of them had a different father. "The whisker marks?" Megumin asked as she pointed to her face, to imitate where her oldest son had them.

"I thought those were his bar codes, like the one YOU have too! I just thought they were conveniently placed on his cheeks... he looks JUST like YOU... oh... whisker marks." Naruto was starting to get some very horrible realizations. "Oh no..."

Naruto passed out.

[On the Side 6]

"Honey, what's up, you look horrible... did your vacation not go the way you wanted?" Ivy asked as she returned from her own vacation, and she was practically glowing.

She had the best spa week of her life, she felt like a new woman.

"Children."

"You want another child? Sure, lets go for it. I mean, with Lavender, Himewari, Nightshade, Belladonna, Arnit, Aloe, Hemlock, and our youngest Thyme, I figured we were done. I've been wanting another child, but I figured we were done." Ivy sounded excited when she heard that Naruto wanted another child. The two of them had so many sons and daughters, mostly because of just how much sex they had.

They had TONS of it.

Every time he went to a brothel, she would rock his world when he got back. Not to mention, she just kept asking for him to give her more and more children. Arnit, Aloe, and Hemlock were triplets, Lavender and Himewari were twins, Nightshade a strange one in that he was suppose to have been a triplet, but two of the siblings didn't survive in her womb. finally, Thyme was unusual in that he was their only child who was a single birth, with no other siblings in the womb at all.

He was VERY good at putting babies into her.

"No... I just learned... that I have a ton of children-"

"Oh, are you talking about the Lilims, Megumin, Death Abyss, or Piltia... I think that Deli girl had one with you as well... or was it the one you had with Erufuda?"

"I knocked up Erufuda!?"

"You didn't know?" Ivy was surprised that he didn't know about that one. "Those girls asked me for tips about ninja children all the time... well not the Lilims, but the others did. Oh right, they asked me not to tell you, and I wanted to respect their wishes... sorry honey." Ivy apologized with both of her hands together. "Well, look at the bright side... all of your children love and respect you-"

"I have sex with almost 50 of my Lilim daughters."

...

"Okay, I can see why you look like you're going to pass out." Ivy paled a little. "... look on the bright side... at least you know your daughters with the Lilims all love you-"

"They called me Daddy while I was fucking them, and after, and I didn't catch on until I could clearly see their faces."

"Oooooh... come here honey, lets make it all better. Do you want to put another baby in me, I'm sure we can go for quadruplets this time if we really try." Ivy soothed him with her words.

Naruto was curled up into the fetal position.

"I'm a horrible father."

"No you're not honey, you didn't know those girls and boys were your kids. You're a great father, the fact that they still love you and look up to you shows that. Don't forget, you worked your ass off every day to bring home Gold to raise our children with. You taught them the value of looking after their family, and the joys of earning something through hard work and effort... you're a good dad." Ivy could see that Naruto was having a crisis on his hands. "... though, you're sons take too much after their uncles and father in one area." Ivy wished that her sons were less horny.

They used nearly all the money they got from adventures, and used that money to visit brothels. They were horny guys through and through, with their father's strong sex drive.

"Hey Naruto, you won't believe it, but turns out that store you went to last week, they were a fraud store! They didn't have a magical circle, you're going to be a father again!" Crim came bursting through the room.

Naruto passed out.

[On the Side End]
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