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"MARRIED!?"
"Ow, my ears..." Ivy covered her ears.
Just a regular staff meeting at the end of the work day, and though there was customers in the pub itself, they stopped serving food at a certain time each day. This was the perfect time for them to hold staff meetings, request days off, and let everyone know important things about the Inn itself that needed to be repaired.
"You and Naruto..."
"He proposed yesterday." Ivy responded with a raised eyebrow. "... It kind of wasn't romantic, but he proposed in such a Naruto way that I couldn't be mad at him. Did you know that people in his village don't know about wedding rings?" Ivy asked as she smiled. She wasn't going to have a ring to prove she was to be married, but the fact that she and Naruto had been dating for several months and he proposed was a little surprising.
Then again, Naruto wasn't the type of person to beat around the bush and make a girl wait forever to propose. If he knew he liked you, then he would pop the question once he was sure that you were the girl for him.
"Why are you two surprised?" Tanya asked with a double raised eyebrow.
"Eh?"
"They live together, have sex, get along, and whenever Naruto isn't working or out working, he's with Ivy or in the pub helping out. Naruto isn't the kind of wasteful man to... where is Naruto?" Tanya asked, since she noticed that Naruto hadn't been at the pub since yesterday. She hadn't even seen him get breakfast this morning.
"He's with Kanchal, and they're cucking Stunk and Zel." Ivy responded with a smile.
...
"What?"
"He's at a store that specializes in the cuck fetish, Stunk asked Naruto if he would cuck him, and Zel asked Kanchal. Well, not at a store now, here..."
Naruto, the Dimensioning Hopping Ninja: 1
There is some kind of magic on this store that really makes you form an emotional attachment to the girl you're watching get fucked, so this place really fucks with your head. I've already got some cucking experience, and this is the proof I need to say that I'm not a fan of cucking others. Fucking somebody else's girl just seems wrong to me. In the end, the pity and bad feeling this gave me stopped me from enjoying myself, or the fact I got to do this for free.
Stunk, the Human: 8
I hated this, I hated this so much, but I learned to experience what it means to pop a depression boner watching my girl get stolen from me. All I could do was cry and jerk off while watching a bigger guy than me steal her, and listen to her moans. Seeing a girl have sex like this might be similar to watching porn magic crystals, but it's much more intense in person. Even more so when you're mentioned by name and degraded. I'm never coming back to this store ever, I hated this experience so much, but I still busted one of the fattest nuts of my life.
Zel, the Elf: 4
I should have asked Naruto to cuck me first, not Kanchal. I picked Kanchal because I thought it would make it easier having a guy smaller than me, but I couldn't get into it. In the end, I had to pay double to have Naruto come and cuck me with my girl after I stated I couldn't get into the play with Kanchal.
Kanchal: 10 AND 2
It feels nice being complimented and a girl telling you you're better than her lover, but then I felt like I was getting cucked when that bastard had Naruto come and cuck both of us together. I mean, I didn't even get to cum inside of the girl before Zel had Naruto do that dirty move. Zel paid to get cucked, but I got cucked for free in the end. 10 for cucking, 2 for being cucked.
"Jeez... what the hell?" Crim asked as he looked at the review.
A 1 from Naruto was a RARE score since he would usually rate things pretty well, very fairly, or pretty moderately from a neutral point of view. A low score from Naruto usually meant that he truly didn't enjoy the experience.
-With the Boys-
"Lucky dog... getting married to a chick that lets you fuck whoever you want... DAMN, another round of drinks on me... get this big dicked, cucking bastard some booze!" Stunk was drunk off his ass, and had his arms wrapped around a booze drunk oni girl. It was one of the few bar themed succu-girl stored.
Outdrink your girl, get your money back.
Get piss drunk, and get mugged for whatever was in your wallet in addition to the price you paid for the drinks. The goal was to outdrink the girl, fuck her, and take your money back. You still had to pay for the drinks, but in the end if you could stomach your booze, then you were golden.
"Don't call me a cucking bastard."
"Oh I'm sorry, did this cucking bastard say something? I mean, it's not like I just watched you fuck my lover in front... oh wait... it was an act... damnit, I'm still confused over that store." Stunk slurred his words as he groped his oni girl, and she was slosh drunk as well.
Onis loved drinking.
They still got drunk though, and quite easily. They just handled being drunk better than most did, with the more drunk they got the better fighters they became. Thankfully, being piss drunk was something that they could avoid happening to them.
Not Stunk or Zel though, they were already as drunk as they could get.
"So, when are you putting the ball and chain around your ankle... actually, you'll be the only married man to NOT have a ball and chain since you're still free to do whatever you want... damn... what did you do in a previous life to deserve that."
"As Asura, create world peace... as Hashirama, create temporary peace with other villages, and as myself I created world peace again and truly united the shinobi world."
"Oh right."
"Yeah, technically my chakra contained the reincarnated chakra of Asura and Hashirama, but it's not like their souls are in me, so does it count as me inheriting their good deeds... because if that is the case my childhood would like a word with their karma... those two are super drunk." Naruto stated as he watched Stunk assault his girl.
You could have sex anywhere in the store, but they encouraged you to take it to a private room as quickly as possible.
"Yeah they are."
"You're not drinking much?" Naruto noted.
"... If I can avoid getting too drunk, then I can fuck for free... as much as I want to get drunk too, I want the free fuck." Kanchal whispered to Naruto. "What about you, how are you still going strong. You're a light weight drinker... oh shit... you total cheater." Kanchal whispered as Naruto showed him what he was doing. "You haven't drunken a single drink..." Kanchal watched as Naruto swapped his drink with the oni's empty mug, allowing her to drink his drinks as well.
"Free fuck man, free fuck... I'm not a big booze guy, at least not with this stuff. Not when there is a reward for me not getting drunk."
Naruto and Kanchal shared a fist bump at the way they were both keeping themselves as sober as they could.
"So why get married so soon?"
"Why wait, I've got a real connection to Ivy, and it feels unfair to make her wait. I waited a few months to make sure my feelings didn't get any weaker, and they didn't. Not mention I've got girls chasing me harder trying to turn me away from Ivy, I want that to stop." Naruto deadpanned. He and Kanchal were having a normal conversation while their girls got even more drunk. "You're not going to hold the cucking thing over me will you?" Naruto asked with some hope in his voice.
Kanchal waved a hand at him.
"That is your plan, get us so drunk we don't even remember that store... nice plan, but I'm not upset at you... I'm pissed at HIM!" Kanchal pointed a finger at Zel, who had passed out drunk. His girl was already mugging him, and when she finished, she started to drag him towards one of the private rooms.
"Ma'am, can I borrow the Anal Breaker!"
"Sure!"
"... Lets not tell Zel what happened to him tomorrow... let's NOT tell him why his ass hurts." Naruto and Kanchal shared a handshake.
"I won't tell him... but I'm including THAT in my review... that THAT exists in this store."
-The Next Morning-
Naruto, the Dimension Hopping Ninja: 6
It's a good place for cheap booze, but you will end up spending more than you think if you're girl outdrinks you. Be smarter than the girl, and you'll be fine. Oni girls are the types that love it when you grab their horn when they blow you, and go really rough with them. They love rough sex, and they want you to treat them like dirty whores... it's a little disturbing to me, but I still enjoyed it.
Stunk, the Human: 3
I can't remember anything from yesterday at all, I feel like that is a good thing for some reason, but I don't remember why. Also, I woke up with an oni fingering my butthole to get my little me up and running. Turns out, she spent the entire night drunk as fuck, and sucking me off over and over again..
Zel, the Elf: 0
My asshole hurts, and I woke up with my own dried jizz covering my chest and face, and no memory of what happened yesterday.
Kanchal: 10
I left that store with more money in my wallet than I came in with, a top of the line store for those who know how to out drink a girl or out smart her into drinking. Turns out, the oni that work for the store don't actually work there as succu-girls. They are just regular oni who love drinking, and wanted a place to get drunk. That is why you don't pay the girls directly, but instead they steal your money if you get sloshed. Be careful you don't get too drunk, or the girls might just use the Anal Breaker on you... it's a freaky large strap on dildo.
"You're a light weight, how did you NOT get drunk?"
"Whenever I would take a drink, I switched my cup with their empty mug." Naruto answered for Crim when his friend passed by. "... By the way, don't let Stunk see that review from the C-word themed store." Naruto whispered the second part to Crim, who nodded his head in understanding.
"Hey Naruto... can you and I go to this store... together?" Crim asked as he slid Naruto a piece of paper.
Enjoy a Slice of Heaven with the Angel's Buffet
"What is this?" Naruto asked as he looked down at the piece of paper in his hands.
"... An angel that talked to you... built this place... normal people can't go to this store and see the angels working there. People think it's just an empty brothel with no employees." Crim whispered to Naruto the alarming news that a few angels were going rogue. "I went to ask them about my halo, but they just ignored me like usual when I said I wasn't there for sex." Crim whispered to Naruto.
It would be BAD news if people knew the truth about angels after all, something that Naruto was already keenly aware of.
"Why do you need me?"
"Because you can touch us... and... they want to break their halos..."
"Ah... and you need me for that?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow, with Crim nodding his head quickly, looking around in a slight panic. He was freaking out since other angels wanted to be just like him, and to get them to help him FIX a halo, then he needed them to be willing to talk with him. To do that he needed somebody capable of breaking halos.
He needed somebody with a high level of divinity, somebody with more power than the goddess that he served under, the goddess that broke his own halo.
Naruto fit that description.
"This isn't going to... why didn't you tell me about you and Ivy getting married soon!?" Crim shouted out in shock when he just remembered that Naruto never told him the good news. Now that he thought about it, Naruto hadn't even mentioned it to him. "Aren't we really clos-"
Naruto put a finger to his lips.
"I didn't have the chance before Stunk asked me to cuck him, I planned to tell you later, but figured Ivy would tell you since you work for her."
"Wait a minute... DID THAT ONI BITCH ANAL BREAKER MY ASS!?"
Zel figured out the truth.
Chapter End!
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