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"Damn, here I wanted to fuck an angel, but that store is just empty, nobody even there at all."

"Guess normal people really can't see them." Naruto scratched the back of his head in confusion as he looked at the angels who were floating around in the store, skirting their duties in order to pretend to be sex workers. He could see at least 4 of them were inside of the store, but since he knew the secret behind what was under their clothes, he wasn't exactly interested in having sex with them unlike the pervs walking out of the store.

"Hey Dark Hero."

"Yuti, Amaat?"

"Greetings Dark Hero."

"Can you just call me Naruto, knock off that Dark Hero crap. Death Abyss just dumped the role onto me without asking." Naruto spoke to his fellow heroes as they walked up to the store, conflicted appearances showing that they knew the truth behind the invisible angels in the store as well. "Just asking, Crim here got his halo broken, you two wouldn't know any way to fix it, would you?" Naruto asked as he gestured to his friend.

"Hello."

"Broken halo, never heard of it before. Only beings who hold divinity or are blessed by the church can see or touch angels, so it isn't like we've ever had an angel break their halo before." Yuti crossed her arms under her chest. She looked at the angels that were in the store, and she sent them a disapproving look at the way they were acting. "I can't believe the bishop approved of this... even though angels can't touch normal people." Yuuti sighed in annoyance, since she had to waste her time building the store for the angels.

Just so they could pretend to be sex workers.

"We can't touch normal people, but some people can come have sex with us... nobody has though. We can fix that if this guy breaks our halos though." An angel came out of the store and touched Naruto's shoulder. "Come on, we want to be able to interact with the world like you people do, without needing to wait for the bishop to bless things. Crimvael, you've been living it up, and we want some of that."

*SNAP*

Crim wasn't the only visible angel anymore as Naruto karate chopped the halo and knocked a chunk of the halo right out. The angel fell to the ground as they experienced a severe drop in holy power. Naruto was suddenly swarmed by the entire group of angels that were in the store, all requesting that he do the same thing for them.

"You won't be able to fly again until you get used to stuff, and you can't really use magic anymore." Crim warned his fellow species members in a deadpan tone.

Naruto stopped.

He made eye contact with himself.

"Eh?"

"Eh?"

"Are you... me but older, and crippled?"

"Am I going to have to beat my own ass?" Naruto asked as he saw a younger, maybe 2 or 3 years younger, version of himself standing in front of him. He looked at Crim, who saw another Naruto walking towards the store now that the angels were visible to everyone. "Let me guess... you came from another world?" Naruto asked with a deadpan expression.

He got a good look at the other version of himself.

This Naruto was younger, not as tall, and was wearing what seemed to be civilian clothing from another world. His body wasn't quite as well trained in appearance, and he was carrying a couple of yo-yos in his pocket from the looks of things.

"Yeah, we came to ask you if you would take him in Dark Hero... but he was slower than us. Amaat tracked your scent down to this place." Yuti stated as she pat her partner on the bicep to show who had tracked Naruto. "This is Naruto Uzumaki, and Naruto, this is also Naruto Uzumaki... we wanted to ask if you made a clone for roleplay purposes and it got lost." Yuti had felt the need to question Naruto on whatever it was that this clone was doing, or if this wasn't a clone and was genuinely an otherworlder.

Other Naruto looked at himself.

"Wait... so this cripple is a different version of me... dude... what the hell happened to your arm to get it so covered in wraps. Also, you cut your hair short... what the hell is up with you messing with our look?"

*BONK*

"Crippled my ass!? That hurt!" Other Naruto shouted out in pain as Naruto bonked him on the head with her right hand.

"It's called maturity, keeping your hair neat and tidy is a sign of a proper adult you little brat, and I lost my arm in a war, so show a little respect!" Naruto was not taking shit from himself. He would take shit from his friends, but he was not going to stand around and let him version of himself go with that bullshit.

"Neat and tidy, but everyone loves the wild and untamed look!"

"Actually, I like the short hair more, it makes him seem more mature, and when he lets his hair get long, his fangirls keep taking up bar space to watch him blow it out of his eyes. I know Ivy and Meidri like his hair short." Crim pointed out.

"Meidri likes the short hair too?"

"She does, she says it makes you look like a responsible adult, and not an unkept fool like Stunk. She was really annoyed when you let it grow out." Crim had a conversation with Naruto about his hair. Yuuti and Amaat had left the conversation completely, and just decided to go into the angel brothel and convince them that what they were doing was a bad idea. "Ivy prefers you with short hair, she enjoyed trimming it back." Crim pointed that out.

Naruto ran a hand through his hair.

"Well, I guess I'll let Ivy trim it next time too. Usually I just do it myself with a knife, so younger me, what happened to you, how did you get here?" Naruto asked Other Naruto.

"I'm not telling you shit fake."

-5 Minutes Later-

"I'm still not telling you shit." Other Naruto had a bloody lip, black eye, and bleeding nose, he was also crumpled into a heap of pain on the ground from his beating. Crim just looked at the beaten and bruised version of Naruto.

"... He's you alright..."

"Oi, what is that suppose to mean?"

"He doesn't give up, and beating him won't accomplish anything with him. Listen, we want to help you... I'm this big guy's friend, and he's a really nice guy. So... what was your home world like?" Crim was a lot nicer to Naruto than Naruto was.

"A lot worse than this awesome world with hot chicks, I had these freak assassins called the Akatsuki after me ever since I started high school, and my girlfriend tripped in front of a truck. She was a total clumsy girl, always making me trip and land on her in sexy ways... but when she tripped in front of that damn truck, I had to be a hero and save her."

"Pfffffft... you were killed by a truck?" Naruto laughed at himself.

"That truck hit me and launched me into a train jackass!"

"Pffffffft... you call yourself me, when you were sent here after being killed by a train?" Naruto laughed at his younger other self. "... Nice to know that whatever world I'm in, Akatsuki were always going to... well... shit..." Naruto realized that there might not be any version of him in the world that would get to have a normal childhood. "What about your parents, what were they like?" Naruto asked his other self.

"Eh? Parents, never had them, and honestly, can't say I'm interested in meeting them if they are in this world too. I've done just fine without them."

*BONK*

"Mom and Dad loved you very much, so you better show some respect brat. Mom birthed you, and they both loved you with all their hearts. Here, have some money to get you started out at the very least-"

"I don't need your money, I've already got my own way of making money while I create my book on the different monster girls in this world." Other Naruto stated as he slapped Naruto's hand away. "I'm going to document every type of monster girl in this world, and release a book about all of them." Other Naruto stated with a grin.

Naruto stared at him for a moment.

"Crim... I'm going to leave before I lose the last of my braincells listening to this... fucking damnit, was I really this way when I was younger?" Naruto asked the sky as he saw himself acting so prideful about not accepting help from others.

Crim and Naruto walked away.

...

'Oh... oh no... does that mean... that kyuubi boy I... that kyuubi boy in that inbo store... wasn't just cosplaying as Naruto...' Crim now had a secret that he was going to have to take to the grave with him, or else face the wrath of Naruto for not mentioning it to him sooner. "... Hey... Naruto... it would be super weird if there was a kyuubi version of you too, right?" Crim tested the waters and laughed nervously.

Naruto thought about it for a moment.

"... I wouldn't be surprised if there was actually a version of me that was a kyuubi out there somewhere." Naruto mused.

Crim didn't sat anything else the entire trip back.

He felt it better not to tell Naruto.

For his own safety.

Chapter End!
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