I'm Sorry. I Can't Come To the Phone Right Now
By: M14Mouse
Summary: Bakugou has some words to say…pity that he can't get a hold of the damn nerd to say them. Part of Midoriya Izuku in Class 1-B series
Disclaimer: Don't own them.
This story is dedicated to dannythebookwyrm for giving me the idea.
This would be so fucking easier if the damn nerd was in 1-A.
Bakugou would have said that he wanted to talk and that the nerd would follow him.
Oh, no…now, he is surrounded by those damn extras and he can't even get a hold of him on the damn phone. And like hell, if he was going over there?! They would probably bring up the exams and he really didn't want to hear about that. He didn't need their damn bragging.
A bunch of fucking extras. He will show them. He will show all of them.
Ring.
Ring.
"Yes?"
He frowned into his phone. Who the crap is this?!
"You aren't Deku."
"Of course not."
"Where is the damn nerd?! I want to talk to him."
"His name is Midoriya or Mido."
"I don't care. Where is the damn nerd?"
"He is busy."
"With what?!"
"Helping me with my mushrooms."
"Then put him on the phone."
"No."
"Now listen here…you damn extra. I want to talk to Deku!"
"His name isn't Deku."
"Listen…I DON'T CARE. PUT HIM ON THE DAMN PHONE OR-"
Click.
MOTHER FUCKER. She hung up on him! BITCH!
Angrily, he dialed the damn nerd's number again.
Ring.
Ring.
"Yes?"
"Listen here, extra."
Clink.
Fucking HELL!
He redialed the number again.
Ring.
Ring.
Ring.
"Yes?"
He heard the nerd's voice in the background.
"Komori…LOOK! THE MUSHROOM IS THREE TIMES BIGGER THAN BEFORE!"
He heard the loud pitch sound then a thump sound like the phone dropped on the ground.
"HEY! HEY! You damn extra! Pick up the phone!" He shouted.
He heard nothing but rambling voices in the background.
Crap.
He hung the phone himself.
-MHAMHA-
He waited for a bit after the first attempt. Maybe, the stupid nerd and stupid extra would stop playing with mushrooms. Whatever the hell that meant.
Ring.
Ring.
Ring.
He frowned when he heard loud breathing on the other end.
"Stupid nerd. Answer me."
"Midoriya isn't here," The creepy ass voice said on the other end.
"Where is he?" He said with a groan.
"Communicating in a place where we are in the dark doesn't trend."
WHAT THE HELL?! He sounded like that bird brain in his class.
"What?!"
"I told you that he is communicating in a place where we don't trend."
"What the fuck! Put the nerd on the phone!"
"I told you that he can't come to the phone because…"
"I know. I know! What the fuck!"
Then the extra did that creepy breathing thing again.
"FUCK IT! I will call back later."
"A wise decision."
Click.
Mother…
He let out a scream.
-MHAMHA-
After making lunch for the damn extras, he tried calling again.
Ring.
Ring.
Ring.
"Ye-Yes?"
Another extra answered the phone. Where in the hell is the damn nerd?! Why doesn't he have his phone on him?
"Where is the damn nerd?!"
"Mi-Mido? He…He is help-ing with our party. We ar-"
"I don't care! Put the damn Deku on the phone!"
"He-he is busy."
"Bondo, who is that?" Another voice mumbled behind him.
"An-gry one from the other cl-class."
"Oh, him. I will deal with him," The other voice said.
"Ok-ay…."
He heard something in the background then that damn ass's voice.
"What do you want?!" The copycat bastard said.
"I want to talk to Deku. Gimme him the damn phone," He shouted at the smug bastard.
"He isn't here. He is helping in the kitchen. He is making his mom's katsudon for us. So, no."
He paused and then frowned.
HE IS MAKING AUNTIE's KATSUDON!
THAT…THAT….
"HAHA…I can feel your anger from here. He made it before our exam. Rin wanted it again since it brought us such good luck. It is going to taste glorious today, especially knowing that we passed our exam. And how many of your classmates passed? Oh, only half. Of course, you didn't either. I heard that your temper got the better of you. How sad. Opps," The asshole cracked over the line.
"Liste-"
"No. I'm not giving you the phone. Find someone else to pick on because you lost."
Click.
MOTHER FUCKER!
-MHAMHA-
Ring.
Ring.
Ring.
"MOTHER FUCKER. I want to talk to Deku. Just put him on the damn phone already!"
Then a long pause before the other voice answered him.
"Mr. Bakugou, I hope that isn't how you talk in class."
His eyes widened slightly.
Fuck…..It is the damn nerd's teacher.
"Uhhh…"
"Well?"
"No, sir. I want to talk to De…Midoriya," he said as he grinded his teeth together.
"He lost his phone and his classmates gave it to me. I know Mr. Midoriya isn't available right now. He is busy watching a movie with the rest of the class. Once I return his phone, I will tell him that you called. Understood?"
"Yes, sir," He said like he was choking the words out.
"Good. Goodbye, Mr. Bakugou."
"Good-bye, sir."
Click.
Fuck…..
-MHAMHA-
Ring.
Ring.
Ring.
"Hello," A familiar voice answered.
"FUCKING FINALLY! I have been talking to your damn extras all day."
That damn nerd yawned.
"My friends aren't extras. Kacchan, it is 2 am. Why are you up?"
"I wanted to talk to you. Come outside."
"Uhh…it is after curfew. I'm not going to get trouble for being out after curfew. Maybe, tomorrow after my run with Tsetsu and Tenya, we can talk."
He wanted to scream. He wanted to explode. He wanted….
"No, now."
"No."
He felt his body jerk like a puppet with his strings cut. The nerd told him no.
"Damn Deku, listen."
"If I step outside, you're going to pick a fight with me, Kacchan. You are angry and I'm not your punching bag anymore. I'm pretty sure on what but…"
"Damn, nerd! You know nothing!" He shouted into the phone.
In his gut, he had the feeling that the nerd knew everything. Damn Deku could still read him even if they aren't in the same class anymore.
Then there was a pause. A moment of silence.
"You're right. I don't. Good night, Kacchan."
Click.
He pulled the phone away from his ear and stared at it.
Fuck.
End
A/N: dannythebookwyrm give me the idea when the reviewer left a comment about Midoriya vs. Bakugou Part 2 wouldn't happen in my universe. And the reviewer were right! Then this idea formed...and looky! I wrote a fic about it. Originally, the fic was going to end on Vlad King part but Midoriya wanted to have the final say and I regret nothing. LOOK! Positive friendships for the win! YAY! Anyway, I want to thank everyone for the amazing reviews, kudos, bookmarks, etc. You guys are wonderful. Read and Review if you wish.