Scene Acnologia's Cave.

Mirajane's eyes opened widely like when people first saw 'The Conjuring 2' and it said and I'm quoting here "Based on a true story" let we just say somebody was sleeping with a cross for a week (I'm not even religious). She couldn't fathom the fact that such a powerful and somewhat majestic beast would be turned into food, but she was even more scared about the eminence of her death, so on that note she said

Mira, "So by die you want me to make my hair black or something, you know I was meaning to go goth and thing."

Logia, "You know goth like death and thing so you will feel right at home so you're welcome."

Mira, "Aye listen I say I was meaning to go goth I still need to think it over."

Logia, "Well."

Logia then outstretched his right hand (you know the only one he has right now, big up Igneel)

As if to say

"Well bitch you here for a while so you could think it over."

Mira, "You know what I'm good most likely just overrated like Frozen, like who want to watch a girl listen to too much Billie Eilish, think she get depression so she have to waste everybody time just to show love is the way not going to lie I wanted to spit on that fake ice queen."

Logia, "You had some shit t get off your chest. Like damn I didn't ask for all that."

Mira, "Well I already have double D's so I can't fit anything else on my chest."

Logia, "Wha."

Mira, "You heard me the first time."

Logia, "You know what." *deep inhale* *deep exhale* "Let we move on."

Mira, "So like how you still have dragon meat. Didn't they die like 10,000 years ago."

Logia, "Heh heh, you could thank me for that. Yes, they did die 10,000 years ago. But let me ask you one question. Doesn't your body feel revived?

Mira, "Now that you mention it, I thought it was strange that my body didn't feel any backlash from my fight."

Logia, "That is because dragon meat is a host for etherion particles."

Mira, "So that's why I felt some magical power in it."
Logia, "Well yes and no."

Mira, "What do you mean,"

Logia, "The magical energy you felt was from the dragon's magical power not from its meat being a host for particles."

Mira, "What does being a host for the particles mean?"

Logia, "Being a host allows for etherion to be it more easily absorbed from the environment and used more readily."

Mira was blindsided with this sudden surge of information even though she couldn't share this information with anyone she still found it interesting but her question wasn't answered so she asked.

Mira, "What does that have to do with you still having dragon meat? HUH"

Logia, "Well since etherion can rest in the dragon meat it will slow down the decomposition process immensely. It made it look like the piece of meat was butchered less than a week ago."

Mira, "But for 10,000 years?"

Logia, "Yep."

Mira, "You know we found a graveyard for dragons and all we saw was bones, what happened to their flesh? Their bones, it didn't have any magic emanating from it?"

Logia, "Humph, those youngsters weren't able to have etherion rest in their body."

Mira, "The bones though, they were the same size as Igneel. Does that mean the he was also a young dragon?"

Logia, "No he was a, he was a mature beast who deserved his title of fire dragon king. Do you think that a creature able to rob me of my left hand would be a juveni…"?

Logia clutching his left bicep which was the only part left remaining after his fight, the pain of losing it again ran through his mind and the anger he was feeling was slowly seeping back into his mind much like a broken faucet. Each move he made every time he saw his face he was in a trance until Mira poked at his right hand and asked.

Mira, "What's wrong with you. You suddenly trailed off."

Logia, "Oh, then where was I?"

Mira, "How he deserved his title."

Logia, "Okay so a fully mature dragon is one who has mastered their element to a stage where the can control their element without having to make it with their own powers."

Mira, "What does that mean to control their element."

Logia, "Igneel is a fire dragon, so since he is mature any forms of fire, he can control like forest fires and any formed by another creature except a dragon of the same caliber."

It was truly breathing for her to learn this much about the most mysterious creatures in history this is the knowledge that any magical scholar would pay anything for."

Mira, "So how does one die after consuming dragon meat."
Logia, "Well eating the meat allows for your flesh to become a host for etherion particles, which make fills it with magic and normal creatures can't handle the strain it puts on their body so it explodes after a few minutes,"

Mira, "I ate it like 30 minutes ago and I'm fine."

Logia, "Well there are some exceptions to the rule number 1, dragon number 2, dragon slayers number 3, cursed beings like Zereff and Mavis. Lastly your category the host of a fallen god, a devil."

Mira, "How am I a host of a 'fallen god'"

Logia, "Did you think a normal person could make a Satan Soul submit to their will. Then what about Seliah one of Zereff's demons which were tasked with killing him. Do you think it was your own will that would control these devils inside you? No, it was the fallen god which was in your soul which suppressed their ego allowing you to use their powers."

Mira was shocked for yet another time today, as bombshell after bombshell was dropped on her.

Scene Fairy Tail

Mavis, "You, you are."

Mavis thought that she had seen a ghost the one who haunted her nightmares and the one who made her dreams the best thing in the world. She was on some Romeo and Juliet type vibes (no not the one from the show, the one from steadyarrow no that's not right oh its Shakespeare you fucking weeb). You know the one where she pretends to die and he decides to go fucking emo and hate the world and destroy it even though the world did nothing. That is like you trying to pick up a girl and she reject you and you decide to kick a bin what the fuck the bin do you huh, so yeah, the most logical thing to do (that was sarcasm.)

Yeah it was Zereff, a character who needs no introduction but since I am such an amazing writer, poet, rap critic, philosopher, wrapper boy let me tell you when you want to wrap your present real good just come to your boy or girl depends who you think is fucked up enough to make this bullshit up. Oh yeah where was I, Zereff, this is a man who has many names such as: pedophile, some even say lolicon but not me I just call him weird. Like this nigga lose he girl and decide to destroy the world. You want to know what the worst part is she flat, like your grandfather heartbeat. You could write something on she chest and the most bend thing would be your gay ass handwriting.

Publisher, "Ayo, you good."

Author/Me, "Yeah,"

Publisher, "Aye you have some shit inside you go to a therapist or get some meds DAYUM."

Author/Me, "Okay let me get back to the story now."
So Zereff come to Fairy Tail guild

See you next time on delayed abortion 19 years strong

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