It cuts to Slash the Komodo Dragon, who has brought in a well-prepared turkey, just in time for him to fry it
"It's turkey time in Mobiotropolis!" said Slash, as he was joined by Damien the Timberwolf and his friendly rival, Corey the Bengal Tiger
"If you're gonna fry a bird, do it safely, and don't do anything stupid like what Eggstache's flunkies are doing." said Damien
"Here are some Dos and Don'ts for a deep-fried Thanksgiving feast, without the dangerous fire." said Corey
"Do: Put the fryer on a steady surface." said Slash "Make sure it's a safe distance from your house, a deck or anything that could end up catching fire."
"Don't let children or pets anywhere near the fryer, they could wind up burning themselves something fierce, tip over the pot, so just keep 'em away." said Damien
"Do use gloves that cover your hands and arms, because the pot, the lid, and the handles are gonna be wicked hot." said Corey, as he was wearing an apron over his gi, and a pair of Godzilla-themed oven mitts
"Don't fill the pot with too much oil." said Damien "Because, if ya do, once ya put the bird in, it could flow over the sides."
"Do figure out how much oil you need, before ya start." said Slash "Just take the pot, put the turkey in, and fill the pot with water so that the turkey is barely covered, then take out the turkey, and Bob's your uncle. That's how much ya need. Make your line, dump out the water, and put the right kind of oil in, which is normally peanut oil."
"Don't let the oil overheat." said Corey "Use a thermometer, and keep checking it regularly. Don't get distracted or walk away."
"Do make sure that your turkey is completely thawed and pat dry." said Slash, as he aimed his camera at Scratch and Grounder, who have been rebuilt in MegaMan X styled bodies "Because if you try to put a still-frozen turkey in the oil...it's gonna end in DISASTER."
"Hurry up, lugnuts for brains!" said Scratch with an impatient look at Grounder
"OK, OK, stop breathin' down my neck, will ya!? Jesus Christ!" said Grounder as he got ready to put the turkey in the fryer, unaware that it was still frozen. Suddenly, when he put the bird in, oil spewed out and caught fire.
"HOLY SCHNIKES!" Scratch yelped, as he and Grounder panicked and got scalded by the oil
"A turkey that's still frozen or wet can go off like a bomb, dousing yourself and anywhere else with burning oil." said Corey, as Slash raced to the scene in a firefighter's garb, with a fire extinguisher on hand, extinguishing the fire
"Do have a fire extinguisher on hand, just in case." said Slash
"So, please. DON'T let your Thanksgiving dinner end in a complete and utter disaster where someone has to go to the emergency room." said Damien
"Do follow these important safety tips, and have a delicious and happy holidays." said Slash "This is Kevin Anthony 'Slash' Komodo Junior, signing off."