1 PIECE another time travel

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter)

"Ah hello there Captain. I've already got your table set up for you and the meat is on the way. The rest of the food is already ready and nice and warm on the table." Sanji said greeting the crew as soon as they arrived and smirking at them. Almost immediately he had an arm full of his rubber captain who was laughing now as he hugged his cook.

"It's nice to see you too Captain." Sanji said smiling as he hugged Luffy back and then glanced up at the others with a smirk on his face.

"I see the beautiful Nami-swan is here, along with a long-nosed sniper and a rare lost marimo." Sanji said smirking at them and earning a grin from Zoro.

"We came to get a fighting chef but all I see is a curly browed pervert who can't get laid." Zoro said making Sanji untangle himself from Luffy as he snarled at Zoro.

"You wouldn't know what to do with a woman even if you got one you shitty moss head!" Sanji said as he nearly burst into flame as he butted heads with Zoro.

"All I'd gotta do is copy the Captain. Unlike you he gets regularly laid by three different women. Guess that's why he's the King." Zoro said and the reminder that his shitty rubber captain was married to not one but three women had Sanji on his knees banging a fist on the deck with a cloud of depression over his head.

"How just how does he do it? It's not fair." Sanji said depressed and making Luffy laugh a bit.

"Women like the rubber." Luffy said grinning at Sanji who sunk even further into his depression state at that. He wasted his time on the Suke Suke no Mi when the shitty captain had women falling all over his rubber ability.

"Oh my god Luffy." Usopp snorted and was trying his best not to laugh now while Zoro damn near howled in laughter and Nami slammed a hand to her face but was grinning slightly.

"Who the hell taught you that?" Nami asked giving Luffy a look as he grinned and hooked his thumb at Sanji.

"His sister." Luffy said and that just had Zoro and Usopp laughing harder than ever while even Nami snorted and Sanji was torn between depression and rage at that.

"You shitty bastard! You slept with my sister?!" Sanji near demanded as rage won out and quite a few patrons of the Baratie peaked out to see what was going on.

"Sanji they've been married for almost four years. Of course he's slept with her." Nami said making Sanji look torn again.

On one hand he knew that his sister was plenty old enough to make her own choices and he had no say in who she loved. Along with the fact that she could have easily done a lot worse than Luffy who would take good care of her and be able to protect her against everyone.

On the other hand…she was his sister and the only family member he'd actually claim relation to.

"Lil Eggplant are you assaulting the customers again?" The man they knew as Zeff asked glaring as he stepped onto the deck and saw Sanji half under a doom cloud and half burning in rage, literally on fire.

"Nah just the Captain. To be fair though the Captain is married to his sister." Zoro said grinning slightly and Zeff for his part only blinked for half a second at that.

"So you know who the Eggplant is then?" Zeff asked making the crew nod once in agreement.

"Yeah he's our Cook." Luffy said as if it were obvious and that was the most important thing, which to him it was.

"Oh? Taking him from us without even tasting his cooking yet?" Zeff asked narrowing his eyes at Luffy who grinned at him.

"It's Sanji. All of his food is good." Luffy said and the rest of his crew nodded in agreement.

"You shitty captain. Stop complimenting me when I'm mad at you." Sanji said all of his fight leaving him at hearing that as he tried to keep from smiling.

"Sanji you're almost always mad at me, especially after I married your sister." Luffy said flatly and making Sanji glare at him again.

"You shitty captain! You married three different people and all of them are beautiful!" Sanji said and he was crying now at that as he recalled the other two lovely ladies that his Captain had married.

"Zoro grab Sanji and let's head inside. I'm hungry." Luffy said rolling his eyes but grinning slightly at his Cooks' antics. Ah good old Sanji.

"Aye Captain." Zoro said and literally picked up Sanji and tossing him into the dining area of the restaurant.

"Hello shitty pirates. How will you be paying today?" The apparent host asked making Luffy snort.

"With cash duh." Luffy said as if the question was stupid, something that had his crew snickering behind him.

"Then allow me to show you to your table." The host said smiling brightly at them now and moving as if to lead them to a table.

"I've already got them set up Patty." Sanji interrupted as he led the crew to another table that already had food on it.

"How?" Patty asked confused by how Sanji already had their food and everything out when they had just walked in.

"I knew they were coming." Sanji said shrugging and leaving to the kitchen. He came back out a minute or two later with a large slab of ribs that he placed on the table as well right in front of Luffy.

"So who wants to take out Kreig when he gets here?" Nami asked remembering that having happened while they were here the first time around.

"His armor doesn't protect his head and neck. I can knock him out in one blow." Usopp said shrugging his shoulders and looking forward to it. After all compared to what all they've seen, done, and fought against Kreig was a joke, and not even a good one like Buggy!

"Yeah but Zoro has dibs on Mihawk when he gets here." Luffy said and Zoro looked at his captain sharply at that information.

"You don't mind me going after him again Captain?" Zoro asked and Luffy grinned.

"Not at all. It's your dream. Your swords aside from Wado aren't good at all right now but you'll have Haki on your side this time as well as your skills so you'll be able to give him a good challenge at the least. Besides, if you win today then you've managed to achieve your dream. If you don't then that's just more incentive for you to work harder." Luffy said shrugging his shoulders and making Zoro give him a grin.

"Good points. You can count on me Captain. I won't disappoint you." Zoro said making Luffy smile brightly at him.

"I know you won't. So it's settled. Usopp gets Kreig and his goons and Zoro gets Mihawk." Luffy said grinning and making his crew nod their heads in agreement and understanding.

"And then we go to Nami's island so she can make shark fin soup out of Arlong." Luffy added making the others snicker slightly at that while Nami pulled a face.

"Given how he is, I think the soup would be poisonous."