Konoha Academy

"Man I wonder who I'll be paired up with!" Naruto shouted a bit too loudly.

"Urusai dobe, some of us are trying to ignore people and be cool over here." Sasuke said with a cool smirk.

"YEAH SHUT UP NARU-BAKA." Sakura screeched 'hah that put the idiot in his place.' "yeah we got him me" inner sakura (Who is totally not a shitty cop out for an inability to make women interesting.) exclaimed.

"Alright alright settle down everybody."

Iruka walked in with his trusty clipboard and confidence befitting one of the only emotional attachments the jinchuuriki had to the village.

"Now teams are as follows. Side characters that don't deserve screen time teams 1-6. Naruto Uzumaki, Sasgay Uchigay and Banshee PinkCunt, Team 7 under Kakashi Hatake"

"Woohoo we've got the team number that's had the most misfortune of the last century."

"Oh no I'm stuck with Naru-baka, at least I've got my true love sasuke-kun to save the day!"

"I wonder if this Kakashi guy likes tomato soup?"

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*3 HOURS LATER*

"Man where is this kakashi guy?" Sakura whined.

"Hnnnnnnnn." Sasuke groaned.

"Hehehe this clown wont know what happened to him!" Naruto said by the door waiting for kakashi to walk through.

"Hi sorry I'm late a black cat crossed my... URRKK." He tried to finish his sentence but was put into a headlock by our resident jinchuuriki. 'Why is he so damn strong? Oh right, perks of being a Jinchiuriki I guess.'

"Naruto please let me go, or I'll remove you from the program completely."

"AH YES SORRY KAKASHI SAMA." naruto shouted bowing to him.

"Alright listen up idiots, meet me on the rooftop pronto, last one there gets to meet joe."

"Joe who?" sakura stupidly asked.

"Joe the child molestor who else? Now hurry up." He said as he dissapeared in static electricity.

*ROOFTOP*

Three shitty genins sat across from konoha's premier Jounin.

"Alright Introduction time, name, likes dislikes and dream for the future, you're up pinky."

"Shouldn't you introduce yourself first?"

"Did I fuckin stutter genin? Name, now."

"Haruno Sakura, I like being a poor example of a kunoichi and genuinely unlikeable, I dislike being a character that's fleshed out and or written well. My dream for the future is to be Sasuke-kuns wife!"

"Alright Blondie you're up."

"Okay! My name is Uzumaki Naruto! I love being a nuisance to hide my crippling depression and loneliness! I dislike being written as some child pornstar because of a shitty excuse 'old enough to kill, old enough to fuck'. My dream for the future is to have a harem of women and lead this village!"

"And lastly Lord Emo."

"Uchiha Sasuke, I like being teenage girls wet dreams. I dislike bashing. My dream is to kill my brother."

"And on that light hearted note my questionnaire is over. Meet me at training ground 7 for the actual genin test. Did I forget to mention that? Oh well. Be there or lose all rights to be a ninja of Konoha. Ja ne shitheads, Ive got places to fuck and people to be."

With that Kakashi disappeared in static electricity and left the would be genin to stew in silence.

"isn't it the other way around?" Sakura eventually asked.

"With a man like that it's better not to question, S-rank comes with severe mental health issues." Said king Emo lord of edgy.

"Alright guys let's get some food I'm starving!"

Before either Sakura or Sasuke could protest Naruto had already grabbed them and jumped off the rooftop. What Naruto forgot to factor in was it was 6 stories high, and neither Sasuke or Sakura could walk off broken limbs.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!"

"HNNNN DOOOOOBBBEEEE!"

"WAHOOOOOOO!"

The three landed in a pile and a groan. Naruto shook himself off and dragged the two unfortunate saps to Ichiraku Ramen, main food source of the villages nuclear deterrent.

"Ohayo Naruto-Kun what will it be?" Said the stall owners daughter Ayame, Since they were young Ayame has been a sister figure to Naruto and would cheer him up when he was sad.

"The usual Ayame-chan! And keep em coming. I have two guests as well so bring them both Miso, they're a bit shook up right now." Naruto laughed.

Ayame just shook her head at the young man's antics and went to make the ramen.

"Alright guys so what's the plan for tomorrow?" Naruto questioned as he turned around. Only to see two demonic auras eminating from Sasuke and Sakura. "Uh..Guys???"

"Naruto, if you ever, and I mean ever, do that to me again. I will break every bone in your body. Sandaime be damned!"

"HNNNNNNNNN!" Sasuke roared, veins bulging in his head.

"Alright sorry guys I was just so excited ya'know! I couldn't wait to finally eat with my team."

"You heard what Kakashi said, if we don't pass whatever test he has devised for us we can never be ninja again!"

"I know Sakura-chan, but we can't do it on our own can we? that's why I brought you guys here to make plans together over a hot meal.

'That's surprisingly smart' thought sakura.'he's still a dobe though.' inner sakura ranted. 'yeah yeah keep it down will ya poor excuse of writing.'

With that the three genin ate their food and plotted deep into the night. Coming up with plans and contingencies to even attempt to please an S-rank nin.

So that's chapter 2. I'm still shit at writing but it's all good because I can only improve, also the Review telling me to go read a book, how about you use your actual account pussy. Anyway join the bloody damn Discord Server. Invite code is StPc5V.

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