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Summary: First, Seraphina the Oriental Cat bites Frodo Baggins, shortly after a vampire does. The story doesn't last with a brawl between hobbit and cat. Who will win? Who will lose? One-Shot.
Warning! This fanfic is Rated M for dark, intense scenes.
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Thunder crashed across the land. A thousand tiny hands could be seen from afar. And one Oriental Cat takes the stage on Budgeford fair.
"Hahahahah! Welcome to Cat Theater," Seraphina the Oriental Cat stated, cackling maniacally, "where we have treats and a little tricks. Today's story involves a vampire and a friendly hobbit named Frodo Baggins. Now, take a seat and let us begin this wild ride. Hahahahah!"
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Frodo meandered his way through the woods of Tuckborough. It was a pleasant day. Frodo did not expect anything to go wrong. That is, until a spooky vampire bit him across the neck.
"Ahh!" Frodo fell in anticipation, expecting his death. The last thing he noticed was a friendly Oriental Cat approaching him and biting him, too. Frodo became a vampire hobbit-cat, all thanks to the friendly cat, Seraphina.
Frodo glowered at that cat, determined to get her back. For all hobbits know, one cat cannot change anything.
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"Frodo, stop butting into my story!" Seraphina cried, hardly surprised by Frodo's actions. She turned to the camera, smiling widely, "Now, can we continue on with this story?"
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Frodo continued on his way, with a little Oriental Cat facing him down. Frodo hadn't expected this cat to meet up with him, for all cats know that hobbits are very friendly creatures, capable of making their own decisions!
"Boom! I did that!" Seraphina cried, dropping her mic. "Anyway…"
"Sera!" Frodo cried, entering the room, ready to strike her down. He gestured to her with his index finger, wanting to bite her, too.
"Now, you cannot bite me. I bit you!" Seraphina chuckled, just as a vampire came and bit them both. Yes, it was trying time for them both. What was next? Who knew? It was fun while it lasted.
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