A shinobi's Magical Chakra

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Disclaimer- you know, I don't get to have Naruto or Harry potter so their not mine. Few I won't have to pay child support for them.

Chapter 3 A apprentice and school life

Slytherin Common Room

When morning came to the students of Hogwarts, down in the common room of slytherin house Naruto was pacing the floor, all the while Konohamaru was kneeling in front of the fireplace tied up in duct tape. This was the sight many of the students walked in on and were wondering what a young child was doing here. Draco and the others were sitting on the couches and were joined by Pansy and Daphne watching Naruto.

"So who's the kid," Pansy asked looking at the guys.

"Apparently that boy is Konohamaru and he is from Naruto's home village and he snuck into one of his trunks without him knowing. This wasn't the first time." Theodor told them as they continued watching Naruto pace.

'What am I going to do now, I can't send him back home I don't know how to do that yet. Of all the times Konohamaru could do this it had to be this time. I need to inform the Hokage as soon as possible.' he thought as he stopped in front of the tied up Konohamaru. "What the hell were you thinking. This is not the elemental countries, this could go very badly for you and most likely me. What the fuck do you think you were doing!?" he yelled at him.

"Mmhmm"

"What was that twerp"

"Mmhmmmhmmhmhmhhmhmmmhm"

"Don't give me lip now I need to talk to the headmaster and see if he can take you back."

"Mmhmhmhmhmhmmmh"

"Yes your going back."

"Do any of you think it's weird he understands him with his mouth taped?" Draco asked as they all had sweat drops on their heads. They decided to grab breakfast before Naruto would go to the headmaster's office.

As the sat at the slytherin table Naruto forced Konohamaru to sit on the floor. He was untied but was attached to Naruto with ninja wire so he couldn't escape. As the other houses came in they looked at Konohamaru wondering what was going on with him. Harry, Ron, and Hermione were at the gryffindor table discussing the child and what his connection to Naruto was.

"Who's the kid?" Ron asked them looking at everyone. They all shook their heads and shrugged their shoulders.

"I don't know but Naruto looks pissed off at him." Harry answers.

"Well why don't we find out," Hermione said as she got up to go talk to Naruto. Ron grabs her arm, "are you nuts we shouldn't go to the snakes they're a bunch a snotty pratts. They'll toss you out the hall." he told her remembering the times his brothers spoke about how the slytherins were lazy and hated anyone not in their house.

"Oh hush Naruto's not like that." she said as she wrenched her arm away and headed over to Naruto. "Well she's a goner, we'll probably find her crying in a bathroom somewhere." Ron told Harry as he looked at Naruto. 'I don't think Naruto's like that ether.' he thought as Hermione reached Naruto.

"Hey Naruto who is this with you and why is he sitting on the floor let him up." Hermione lectured him about not being mean and not be cruel to a kid. "Hermione" Naruto said as a hello, "this is Konohamaru he lives in the same village I do and he snuck into one of my trunks and followed me here. And as to why he's sitting on the ground, he's being punished." he said without regret for putting him there.

"Shouldn't you of gone to get a teacher?"

"I will be going to the headmaster after this then I'll have to send a letter back to my Hokage." Hermione had nothing else to say to that knowing that Naruto would know best how to deal with this situation, and walked back to her table. Pansy watched Hermione walk off before turning to Naruto. "What did that gryffy want?" she asked in a scowl when mentioning anyone in gryffindor. "Hermione was curios of Konohamaru, and why I'm punishing him." he told her as he continued eating. "She needs to show more respect to her betters. Trash like that is why purebloods are against letting muggle born in." she said still with a scowl. "OW" she said as she rubbed her forehead, "why'd you flick my forehead, and why does it hurt so much?"

"First off Hermione is a friend and like the rest of you she is allowed to talk to me like that if she thinks I'm in the wrong, second don't make fun of her you wouldn't like it if someone made fun of you, so stop it. And last I don't hit girls, hence flicking your forehead." he said finishing his meal. He took out the note he got from Snape before this fiasco and decided now would be the best time to read it.

Naruto,

I am glad you were put in slytherin I know your mother would be happy to know you were in her house. After breakfast head up to the headmaster's office so we may discuss a few changes to your schedule.

It was very convenient so he grabbed Konohamaru and wave to his friends before heading out of the hall. They made their way up to the office and Konohamaru talking about how awesome this place was and how cool the moving pictures and stairs were. They made it to a bird statue, "I'm here to see the headmaster" he said and the statue lept to the side and revealed a staircase.

Headmaster Office

They walked up and open the door into a very colorful room with bookcases all over and pictures of old people on the wall. He saw Snape standing next to the desk while Dumbledore sat in the chair.

"Come on in Naruto and little Konohamaru." Dumbledore said waving them in. Naruto raised his eyebrows when he mentioned Konohamaru. "Umm sir how do you know his name?" "Well my old friend Hiruzen sent me a letter telling me that his grandson may or may not of snuck into your luggage without anyone knowing for the third time." he smiled with a twinkle in his eye, like he was laughing. Snape continued to stand there with a scowl and watched Konohamaru. "Your friends with jji-san?" Konohamaru asked. "Yes young man I am and he was quite worried for you until he found out you were here." "How'd you find out, I even surprised boss here." he pointed at Naruto. "This is a magic school so we would know if anyone enters Hogwarts without a invitation." Snape told him with another scowl.

"Your Hokage as sent me a letter as well as one to you Naruto" Dumbledore said smiling handing him the letter.

Naruto,

If you were handed this letter then Konohamaru has snuck into Hogwarts with you. Since he seems to listen to you more than Iruka I will appoint him as your apprentice for the entire school year. If you have a problem then this is an order. Iruka was gracious enough to send over the required material he will need to learn in order to pass the year. Think of this as a learning experience for when you are assigned to teach others later on.

With luck

Hiruzen Sarutobi, Hokage

'He just doesn't want to deal with him while I'm gone. Lazy ass old man' Naruto thought with a twitching eyebrow. "It appears that my Hokage as ordered me to take him as my apprentice for the school year." he told them. "Yeada, yeada I get ninja training from boss. I'm going to be awesome!" Konohamaru yelled out jumping up and down. "Are you qualified to teach someone seeing that your young as well and attending classes?" Snape asked him amazed that his leader would allow him to teach at such a young age. Naruto looks at him and said, "anbu", with that Snape widen his eyes in shock. He knew who the anbu were. Kushina said they were the elite of the elite shinobi who were given near impossible missions.

Dumbledore smiles and takes out a piece of parchment and writes on it. "My dear boy this will be your class schedule, we went ahead and gave you some time for you to train. You will be the only student given permission to be out past curfew and to use the forbidden forest for training, please do not take other students with you. As for young Konohamaru here we will pick up some clothes for him to wear while he is here. It does get quite cold in the winter. And we will allow him here as long as he does not distract students from their school work."

"I understand Professor if you will excuse us I have to start his…. Education." He said as a evil twinkle came into his eyes and Konohamaru shivered in fright. As they left Snape and Dumbledore looked at each other.

"I am surprised that someone that young would be in anbu" Dumbledore told him. "I'm not" Snape replied, making Dumbledore look at him in surprise. "I've seen him kill a man and not even flinch at the dead body. That tells me he's done it many times and he moved smoothly, which means he is very well trained and trained hard." Dumbledore just nodded his head thinking that Naruto would continue to surprise them throughout his years at Hogwarts.

Slytherin Common Room

Naruto sits down on the couch between Pansy and Daphne facing the fireplace, while Theodore and Blaise take the one on the right facing the other couch on the other side where Draco was sitting with Crabbe and Goyle. And kneeling in the middle of the couches was Konohamaru who looked like he was going to be executed. They were all looking down at him waiting to see what Naruto would do.

"Since the Hokage as deemed to make you my apprentice I've decided to go ahead and teach you anyway I wish." a smirk was on his face. The others were surprised to hear that Naruto would have an apprentice at such a young age.

"While you are training you will do everything I tell you do you understand." A nod from Konohamaru. "Good, also when you are not with me you well be with one of these people and will do everything they tell you," another nod. "Guys I will allow you to have him serve you in my absence, he can carry your items, and fetch you things. But you are not to use any hexes or charms on him," he told his group of friends. Then a sinister smile came to his face, and Konohamaru flinched back, "at least not yet." The others chuckled and giggled at that. Konohamaru gulped when he realized he probably should've stayed home

"Konohamaru? If I were you I would head out to explore the school before classes start tomorrow. You'll going to have a very busy day." Naruto said as Konohamaru rushed out the entrance escaping the predatory looks he was receiving. "So what is our class schedule for the year?" asked Theo as he lazyly leaned his leg over the side of the couch. "Well we have history of magic and transfiguration on monday, herbology and charms on tuesday, Care of magical creatures and dada on wednesday, astronomy and transfiguration again on thursday, and finally double potions on friday. I heard we would learn how to fly in two weeks. It will be friday after potions." Blaise reads out on the first year schedule. " we get to fly?" Naruto asked curious, that sounded fun, and he would really like to learn to fly. "Yea we do" Draco explains, "we learn to fly brooms and they even have a sport around it called quidditch." Draco continues telling Naruto about the sport since he's still learning about the magical world. 'Ahh, so their used for flying, well guess the Nara's will still have to get their lazy asses up to sweep.'

For the next six hours they hung out in the common room talking or going out to explore the school to find out all the ins and outs of Hogwarts. As they passed the library Naruto decided to read up on some of the classes he would be taking. He really is a very dedicated student, it's the whole reason he was able to graduate early in the academy. The rest of them just joked with him being a nerd before waving bye. "See you at lunch whiskers." Daphne and Pansy said at the same time. Even here he couldn't get away from that nickname, though when the guys tried calling him that, the sound of him stretching his duct tape had them quickly apologizing and promising never to say that again. Blaise and Theodor kept flinching every time he did that remembering what happened on the train. They still had no recollection of how they ended up hogtied. One moment their looking at him and the next their tied up and gagged. Naruto walked to a table and pulled out his book on history with a cringe, and his transfiguration book to be better prepared for tomorrow.

Hermione walked around the whole school to find the class rooms to all her classes so that she wouldn't get lost finding them. She spent the whole day looking around for the library to catch up on her reading. She would not fail at magic, it would be the worst thing to ever happen. She would be humiliated if she didn't get a O on every class. She eventually found the library and sighed, this was her sanctuary and this was her domaine. She walked in and to her surprise saw Naruto sitting in a corner table reading. 'He must've had the same idea I had. It's nice to find someone else as dedicated to their studies as I am.' she walked up to the table and asked if she could join him and if they could study together. He looked up and smiled at her, "sure grab a seat." she blushed when he smiled, 'he really does have a great smile', she thought. The sat there for hours reading and discussing what they should expect in their classes. The also learned that they would have potions together. "Hey Naruto, you said that you and that kid Konohamaru were from the same village. Can you tell me about your home?" she asked wanting to know as much about the hidden continents. Not she told herself wanting to learn more about him too. He gave her a brief geography lesson and names of the elemental countries. Told her about the hidden villages. "Everyone here calls us wizards but we are actually shinobi. Instead of wands we use hand seals to manipulate chakra that our body makes and we create jutsus which can be compared to spells." she was amazed by all he was telling her. She remembered that at dinner last night he didn't take out his wand to create those copies or were they illusions. "Do you think I could learn some jutsus from you?"

"I don't know we'd have to see if you have a chakra network in you for you to even try." She didn't know how they would be able to know if she could learn his jutsus but hoped to find out later, right now she needed to learn magic. So they went back to reading their books until lunch where they separated to their tables.

Few minutes Before

Pansy and Daphne separated from the guys and went off in search of something interesting to find. They came upon Konohamaru and grabbed him to get him to tell them more about Naruto. "So twerp what little secrets does Naruto have hidden?" Asked Daphne right off the bat. Seeing their faces he smiled and in a whisper, "well you know those whiskers he has on his face?" they nodded, "well he doesn't tell anyone but if you were to rub them he'll let out a purr. He gets very embarrassed when others hear him purr. Though the look on his face would tell you he secretly likes being petted there." He smirks as they let out a small squeal and rush off to find Naruto just to see if it was true. 'Ha, take that boss, it's only fair since you made me their servant.'

Now

Pansy and Daphne arrive at the table and sat on either end of Naruto. Daphne practically shoved Draco to the side to sit next to Naruto. Once seated they looked at Naruto with a grin on their faces, and Naruto started to worry about what they were planning. "So Naruto what's with those cute whiskers?" Pansy asked scooting closer. "Yea are they birthmarks or magical tattoos?" asked Daphne as she too scooted closer trapping him between them. "Uuuuuuh, their birthmarks why?" He asked now suspicious of them. "Oh just wondering." Pansy said placing her hand on his shoulder.

They both slowly raised their hand towards his cheeks. Right before they could rub his cheeks he leans forward to take a bite of his ramen. He had a tug a war with a fourth year, and after threatening to take his arm off and beat him with it, the fourth year wisely backed down. It was then that the slytherins learned to never get between Naruto and his ramen. Pansy and Daphne missed and tried again. Again they missed as he leaned back up. They were determined to get those whiskers. All of a sudden they both slam their palmes towards him, they were met with success when they felt it connect. They started rubbing the cheeks then they realized that it was Draco between them.

"Dw wou min- wetting gw wf wy cweeks?" Draco asked with his cheeks squished together. They took off their hands and saw that Naruto was sitting where Draco was while continuing eating.

"Waaa….." Pansy

"How did…." Daphne

Naruto stopped eating and looked at them, "ninja Du."

After lunch they decided to head back to the common room to hang out until Naruto would have to leave for his training. The others asked if they could join him,but he told them that he would be training in the forest. They quickly changed their minds afraid of the forest. Naruto smiled and laughed at them calling them chickens.

"But the forest is dangerous" Pansy

"Ninja"

"There are werewolves in there" Draco

"Ninja"

"You could get hurt and no one would know" Theo

"Ninja"

"What if something kills you and eats you then shits you out another day and uses the feces to grow food for their young who grow up and eats another student someday" Daphne says. Everyone looks at her with a sweatdrop.

"Umm guys, hellowwww I'm a ninja I can handle myself ok?" Naruto tells them.

"Is that your answer to everything?" asked Draco.

"...ninja"

"Just be careful can't lose a friend this early in the year" Blaise said and everyone laughed.

"Ninja"

Night

When night came and with permission to be out after curfew Naruto heads towards the forest to explore. He saw Snape standing just at the entrance of the forest standing there waiting for him. He walks up to him and gave him a wave.

"What are you doing here Snape."

"Professor"

"Right, right, professor Snape what are you doing here?"

"I wanted to ask if you would allow me to observe your training tonight?" he asked him. He was interested in how these shinobi trained and what kind of jutsus as they were called worked. He only heard about them, but this was a chance to see it for himself. "Sure, but I need to find a clearing before I start. It might take a while."

"I know a spot for you to use follow" he said before taking of into the forest. So Naruto followed him a few miles until they came to a clearing right next to the lake. It was big enough for him to use his more destructive jutsus without harming anymore of the surrounding forest. "This place is perfect how'd you find this place?" "your mother would drag me into the forest and we found this spot not to far in."

"And What exactly did you do here?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow and a smirk. "We practised our spells. That was one of the reasons we were at the top of our year." "ok then, just let me stretch and then I'll work on my taijutsu and you can observe."

When he started training, Snape could see how well trained he was. No wasted movement, no step missed and he flowed like the wind from one form to the next flawlessly. This was he could tell what a elite shinobi is like. A perfect fighting machine. 'And he is so young, what was it that made him push so hard so young to achieve this' he thought as he watched Naruto train for two hours.

After bathing Naruto made it up to his room and saw the others already asleep. He also saw that a bed was brought in for Konohamaru and he too was asleep though like a shinobi in training he kept a kunai under his pillow. "At least he remembers what I teach him" he whispers to himself before getting into bed. As he lays his head down he couldn't wait for school to start. He was ready to see what magic was all about and wondered if he would be able to make his mother proud. 'Ha I never liked school and here I am willingly going. Still it will be awesome to expand on my skills. This is going to be awesome!'

"Yes it will be"

'Ah shut up fur ball'

"Meat bag"

'Rabbit ears'

"Asshole"

Next day First week

They were at breakfast filling their stomachs before class, and Pansy and Daphne continue to try to pet Naruto's cheeks, and everytime they failed. One time Snape was the one that ended up with his cheeks squished as Naruto sat in his seat. To say he was amused was quite the understatement.

Naruto assigned Konohamaru his work load and told him that he would be tested on it before their workout. With that done they headed over to their first class which was history of magic. When the professor appeared through the wall Naruto ended back on Draco's back. He shoved him off again and after everyone laughs at him they sat down to begin class. Professor Binns was droning on and on, soon Naruto became sleepy and found himself as bored as the rest of the class. When it ended Naruto made sure that next time he brings something to keep him entertained. Their next class was transmutation and he was looking forward to that class.

Professor Mcgonagall was in her cat form waiting for her next class to arrive. Usually she would not enjoy teaching slytherins because they become obnoxious and arrogant little pratts. But this time would be the first time she teaches Kushina's son Naruto. She was one of her favorite students, even if she was a slytherin. She was amazed by what he was able to do at the welcoming feast, and today at breakfast when he switched places with Snape. 'I swear that he is all his mother. If what Snape and Dumbledore told me was true, then he must be a prodigy if he graduated so young. He might even be…...ohohoh that feels good, a little to the left'. Her thoughts were interrupted when she realised she was being petted. Though she let out a purr she saw that it was in fact the very student she was thinking about.

He petted her for a few more seconds before returning to his seat and waited for everyone else to join. "Well hello professor Mcgonagall nice transformation" he said. Her eyes widened, he knew she was the professor and yet he still petted her. she was a little embarrassed about the whole purring thing but decided to forgive him. Only this once. As the class continued she could see how intelligent and focused he was at learning from her class. When she assigned them to turn a match into needles. She didn't expect them to get it until next week, but load a behold he gets it after a few minutes and even turns it back. 'Oh yes a prodigy he is most definitely', she thought as she watched him continuing practicing and even giving tips to the others. By the end of classes she could honestly say that this first year class was ahead in their studies than her other classes.

For the rest next three days it was the same. He would go to class after assigning a assignment to konohamaru, during his free period, he and Konohamaru would go out to the open field where he would put him through a gruelling workout that by the end he had to carry him to the baths and toss him in. his friends wanted him to train them as well, but after seeing what Konohamaru had to do they changed their minds. Naruto was a punishing teacher when he wants to be. He even managed to get Konohamaru to do a decent transformation jutsu and replacement jutsu. The academy clone jutsu would come next year. When Mcgonagall saw the technique she interrogated him to find out why he would use and even teach a child a spell that is dangerous. She was shocked to learn that the transformation was a academy basic illusion back at his home village and they learned it their third year there. Not only that but the children are only eight when they first learn it.

As friday rolled around Naruto was studying his potions book before class. He figured Snape was not someone who tolerated students who are not prepared for his classes. And so he studied. Most of the ingredients in the book were very familiar to him, because shinobi uses these for their poisons, cures, and disabling enemies. He remembered being on the run with Anko when they pulled off an impossible mission, they snuck into the Raikage's office to steal information on their jinchuurikis and were seen by the Raikage himself. They were unable to lose him, but he wasn't able to catch them because they were sneaky and slipped through his clutches every time. As they were running Naruto was able to create a disabling toxin that doubled as a smoke bomb. When the Raikage cought up to them for the upteenth time, Naruto caught him off guard by blasting him with the bomb he created. He was incapacitated and they were able to escape.

As the class entered he saw that there was an odd number of students, so he ended up by himself in the front row. He waved to Harry, Ron, and Hermione as they took their seats and saw Draco and Harry glare at each other. 'Hummm, there might be some ravelry going on. It might even motivate them to study harder, I can use this. Hey I might even get Ron involved.' he thought going through plans to help his friends pass their studies. Kakashi's rule number one, always help your friends as best you can, or that's how he interpreted that.

Snape slammed his door shut and he stormed to the front of the class and glared at them. "As there is little foolish wand-waving here, many of you will hardly believe this is magic. I don't expect you will really understand the beauty of the softly simmering cauldron with its shimmering fumes, the delicate power of liquids that creep through the human veins, bewitching the minds, ensnaring the senses... I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper to death - if you aren't as big a bunch of dunderheads as I usually have to teach." A few people chuckled but stopped once Snape glared at them. Without further words he started taking roll call. Naruto raised an eyebrow when he saw Snape pause. "Well, well Harry Potter, it seems we have a celebrity in our mists. Tell me mister Potter what is the difference between monkshood and wolfsbane?" Harry dips deeper into his seat clearly uncomfortable. "I don't know sir" a few students giggled and he saw that Draco and his other friends laughed too. Both Hermione and Naruto's hand shot up. They smiled at each other when they saw the other's hand up as well. Apparently they had the same idea about studying before class. Snape ignored their raised hands and continued, "then can you tell me where I might find a bezoar and what their used for?" Again Harry answered with a "I don't know sir", and again both hermione's and Naruto's hand were ignored. Naruto got a little irritated that Snape would humiliate a student in front of the class and not acknowledge those who knew the answers. "Fame won't get you far Mr. Potter, you would do well to remember that." he finally looked over at Hermione, "put your hand down girl!" Snape snapped. Now Naruto had to do something and as Snape turned to him a spark of mischievousness came into his eye, and he made sure Snape didn't see it. "Let's asked someone who may have prepared themselves for this class. Mr. Uzumaki can you tell me what I would get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood? What is the difference between monkshood and wolfsbane, and where might I find a bezoar and what it might be used for?" Everyone was nervous except for Hermione who knew the answers and hoped Naruto did to.

"Ummm, well if you ask me, doesn't asphodel in a fusion of wormwood make a sleeping potion that a old hag put in a apple and gave it to a air headed girl? I think it's called…..drought of the living death. Oh shit does that mean it makes zombies, that's sounds awesome." at that the room erupted into fits of laughter. Snape glared at them and they shut up. "Well monkshood sounds like something that old man Hokage and Dumbledore would smoke," more laughter, "and wolfsbane sounds like the dog version of catnip. But I think their the same and go by aconite as well." Hermione starts to giggle as well, and Snape smirks a little but wipes it away before the students see it. Well all but Naruto, can't hide from a ninja. "Bezoar, bezoar, doesn't that have something to do with a stone, a goat, and poison? That sounds like a start of a really dirty joke. By the way who would put a stone in a goat, that's nasty. Also who the hell would reach inside a goat, got to be desperate to get a stone from a goat's stomach. Not worth it if all it does is save you from most poisons, there are better ways." by the time he finished answering the students were laughing hard. Draco and Theo were on the ground holding their stomachs. Blaise was pounding his table. Pansy and Daphne were covering their mouths trying and failing badly to hold in their laugh. Even Hermione couldn't stop. He may have made it out to be funny, but the answers he gave were still correct.

Snape held his head in his hands, 'he might be as bad…...no worse than Kushina was at being serious in classes.' he thought. "Well Mr. Uzumaki in a roundabout and somewhat colorful way you are correct. Twenty points to slytherin. And why aren't you all copying it down!" he snapped finally getting their attention. Ron started writing vigorously every word Naruto said so he could tell Fred and George when he saw them. For the rest of the class Snape had them make a potion that would cure boils. As everyone was measuring out their ingredients, Naruto was able to tell how much of everything weighed just by touch. A ninja didn't have time to measure in a life and death situation, so they learned early how to weigh by touch. That way a shinobi could tell if an once was put on them or taken off. It stopped thieves from stealing from a ninja and anything put on a ninja without their permission was most likely deadly. Snape stepped in front of Naruto, "Mr Uzumaki! Pray tell me how do you expect to make a proper potion without measuring your ingredients first. This is not a guessing game to play with potions!" he barked at Naruto. 'This dunderhead is going to kill himself'. Without looking up he holds up a certain amount of ingredients, " four point two ounces" he told him. Snape took it and placed it on the scale, sure enough four point two ounces. He held up another ingredient, "six point seven ounces", sure enough he was correct. Snape walked away happy at least Naruto knew the measurements. Near the end of class Neville somehow blew up his cauldron and was sent to the hospital wing. Naruto was the only one to make a perfect potion. Even Hermione screwed up somewhere and was trying to figure out what went wrong. Naruto leaned over, "you didn't crush the snake fangs well enough, and the slugs should be sliced thinly before adding." She nodded her head in thanks and wrote down the advise.

Snape appeared again in front of him. "A perfect potion. Fifty points to slytherin for Mr. Uzumaki's success on the first try. Tell me Uzumaki have you any experience in potion making before?" Looking at professor Snape directly in the eyes Naruto answered, "ninja". Naruto's slytherin friends laughed at his answers while the rest of the class looked bewildered.

"Ah" was all Snape said before dismissing the class. " if you would stay a moment?" Naruto guesstures to his friends that he would catch up to them later, they left. Hermione decided to wait outside the class for him.

As the door shut, "if next time you don't mind, please take this class more seriously. As well twenty points to slytherin for a creative joke." Snape said smirking at Naruto. He smirked back and nodded. As he walked out of the classroom Hermione caught up to him. "Naruto wait", he paused waiting for her to step up next to him. "How'd you know to do the slugs or the fangs, they didn't say anything in the book about it, and I read it over twelve times." He looked back at her and gave her, her answer.

"Ninja" and he walked off.

"That's not an answer!" she yells running after him. "Give me an answer!"

Saturday

Fred and George were on the hunt. They watched their prey walk by hiding their matching grins. Just as the target walks by they pounced. They were grappling with their prey and it was slippery and elusive to their holds. The sound of stretched tape was all they heard before everything went dark.

Naruto looked at the two older boys and shook his head. They were twins and seemed to be related to Ron. He dragged them to a empty room, and splashed water over them. They woke spitting out water and looking around until they spotted him. "Well, you are quite the slippery little snake aren't you" said one of the twins. "Yea and quite impressive first week you had" said the second one.

"Who are you?"

"Names are, Fred" said the one on the left.

"And George" said the other

"Weasley" they said together.

"What do you want?"

"We were impressed what you did at the opening speech and the prank you pulled on Snape as well." said George.

"Professor"

"What"

"It's professor Snape" Naruto grins at them. They laughed at his joke understanding what he was saying. They too had that same conversation with Snape. "So, what do you two want from me?" Naruto asked again. "Well we're kind of known as the hogwarts pranksters, and would like for you to join our group to help us pull of some of the best pranks this school has ever known." Fred said with a flourish, even though he was tied up at the moment. "I don't mind, but right now I need to go tort…..I mean train my apprentice right now, so raincheck." "A apprentice hu? Well can we come watch?" Fred asked.

So they headed outside and Naruto had Konohamaru and the twins follow him around until he found the tallest tower and headed for it's base. "So Konohamaru, this isn't on your school work but it is a essential tool for shinobi." Fred and George were even more excited when they heard that. "What so you guys are like ninjas? Blimey" said the twins at the same time. "We're not like ninjas, we are ninjas, well he is, and I will be too once I graduate the academy" said Konohamaru. He was excited as well to learn some else besides the academy curriculum.

"So Konohamaru" Naruto spoke regaining his attention. "You are going to climb this tower all the way to about half way." All three of them looked up and Konohamaru gulped. "Ummm oook," he said gently slowly walking up to the base. "Are you really going to make him do it? What if he fell so far up?" asked George a little shocked. This has got to be a joke. "Then he gets a lesson in pain tolerance" Naruto said with a straight face.

"Oh, and you have to do it without your hands"

Now all three looked at him like he was crazy. Well they were right, but he was only a little crazy. 'Go big or go big and die going big' he thought as he watched their faces. Konohamaru was trembling as he looked at his big brother figure. "But how the hell am I going to do that!?" he screams, not wanting to fall halfway up and die. He had so much to live for, like finally beating that uptight Hannibi. "Observe" Naruto said before he walked up next to Konohamaru. He then proceeded to walk up the side of the tower and went up to the first window. There was a ledge so he stepped to the bottom of it and looked back at them upside down. "You need to concentrate on putting chakra to the bottom of your feet and connect it to the solid surface."

The twins were slacked jawed. This kid could walk up and down walls and ceilings? The possibilities they could use it for were fanomical. They really wanted to learn this as well, but maybe not with such a tall tower. He gets down and looks at Konohamaru. "Now you need enough to stay on, to much and you will blast off the building, to little and you fall. Any questions?" "yea umm, what's this for?" he asked still a little nervous. "This is a chakra control exercises, to help you get better control of your chakra. Now get to it, if you are able to get up to the halfway point I'll teach you a jutsu, also I suggest getting a running start, ok?" Now he was motivated, Konohamaru ran towards the tower and tried to run up it with chakra at his feet like Naruto once showed him, he didn't put enough and promptly fell down and his head smacked against the wall, face first ouch. He tried again,but this time he put too much and was blasted off the wall and ended up tackling George. Both Naruto and Fred laughed as they got up and Konohamaru continued with his exercises.

So Naruto and the twins sat down to watch and talked. They learned about each other and the pranks they pulled. To say they were impressed by Naruto's pranks he pulled, they knew that with him they would pull of the greatest prank in the world. They were really interested in meeting this Anko chick that Naruto spoke of, if anything, just to see if she really does dress so scantily. Eventually Draco and his friends joined Naruto.

"Merlins hairy balls, what is he doing?" Blaise asked as they spotted Konohamaru running up about a few feet up before falling. "Control exercise" Naruto told them.

"He's going to get hurt" Pansy

"He's going to die" Theo

"He's going to fall on one of us and we'll be crushed and then Naruto will have to chop up the body and hide it, then threaten the rest to keep their mouth shut or he'll make them disappear. And little Konohamaru will be so wrecked with grief that he will kill himself and Naruto will be blamed for it by his leader." Daphne said. All of them look at her with a sweatdrop. "You have some pretty bizarre explanations" Draco told her.

Just then Konohamaru fell down in the middle of them. He gets back up to go again, and they all moved back some more before settling down. Naruto and his friends start to talk and the twins start cheering on Konohamaru. As Konohamaru got farther and farther up more students came to watch him. Soon Harry and Ron came by just as surprised to see what was going on and worried for the little guy. Hermione ran up to Naruto. "What in merlin's beard are you making him do? He could get hurt, make him stop before he dies.!"

"Hermione, he is practicing to control his chakra, this is one way of doing it. And if he gets to high up and falls I'll catch him." he tells her.

"Walk away griffindork, your not wanted around here. Owch, why whiskers?"

"I told you to watch what you say to her, remember?" he asked narrowing his eyes. Pansy looks down and nods. The rest didn't say anything because they all knew Naruto didn't have a lot of friends, and the ones he has, he protects them ruthlessly. They were really glad to have him as a friend and not a enemy. Hermione smiled glad that Naruto would stand up for her and decided to trust his judgement when training Konohamaru.

Soon the whole school was outside watching Konohamaru and cheering him on as he progressed upwards. Even the teachers were stunned at a child running up the side of a building without his hands or using the sticking charm. It was close to lunch time when Konohamaru made his last attempt. He ran at the wall and proceeded up and up and up…...and up, until he reached out to grab on to a window ledge about halfway. The school roared with cheering shouting. "Maru, Maru, Maru" He raised his hands up and screamed with success. He then passed out and fell off the ledge. Students screamed, and a few staff members gasped. Snape who was watching from the back, pulled out his wand before the other staff could think to do and yelled out Arresto Momentum catching him before he hit the ground. Naruto picked him up and started to head inside. Konohamaru opened his eyes to a slit and asked in a tired voice, "did..I...do it.. Boss….can you..teach me a.. Jutsu now?"

"Yea Maru, yea I will. Good job."

That night Naruto sent his report along with Konohamaru's progress and letters to his friends. As he sat there, he thought about his village and how different it was compared to here. He missed Hina-hime, Kakashi, Anko, and the others, but when he was here he didn't have to watch his step, or deal with the crap that the villagers would give him. He was happy here. And yet, he still missed Konoha.

Next Friday

Throughout the week Konohamaru become the talk of Hogwarts. He was patted on the back for his accomplishment and was allowed to sit with the slytherins. He became an unofficial member of slytherin house. The next night after he finished his workout, Naruto took him into the forest and the clearing he made his own, and taught him a low power fire jutsu. Using a earth jutsu that Kakashi taught him, Naruto built a giant bowl, he then used a water jutsu to gather water from the lake and put it into the bowl made of earth. For the next three hours Naruto made Konohamaru practice his new fire jutsu and kept a nice hot jacuzzi for Naruto to relax in.

Friday morning Naruto's room mates were woken from their sleep by an excited and singing Naruto. "Today is the day, today will be the day" Naruto sings as he jumps on Draco's bed and swings around the bedpost. "Today is the day we flyyyyyyyy. So up and get dressed becauuuuussseee, toooooday issssssss th-", "Shut up!" everyone yells as they toss their pillows at him. Naruto appeared in Theodor's bed while a slightly confused Theo got hit by the pillows instead of Naruto.

"Bloody ninjas" he growls out.

They were at breakfast discussing their flying lessons that'll be after their potions class. "Can't believe we have to be with gryffindor for our flying lessons." Draco complained sitting across from Naruto. Since Pansy or Daphne would shove him to the side to sit next to Naruto, he moved so he was facing across from Naruto. Theo would be on his left, and Blaise would be on his right. Pansy took to sitting on Naruto's left and Daphne took the otherside. Crabbe and Goyle sat on either end of Naruto's side and Konohamaru took any space he could find near them. They had a small group that they were comfortable with usually sat together every meal. "Look on the bright side, you can show up Potter and Weasley with your flying skills." Naruto shot back while dodging Pansy and Daphne's hands from reaching his cheeks. He decided that Draco would do almost anything to out do those two and would throw their names out to get him to do better in homework and classwork. "Yea your right, I will show them what it takes to fly, maybe they'll let me be on the quidditch team after they see how good I am." Draco boastes. Everyone just rolls their eyes at him.

"They don't allow first years on the team" Blaise told him.

"Besides, I saw you fly before, you suck, couldn't even dodge a tree standing still." Pansy said. To which everyone laughed. "Hey uncalled for, and I only hit that tree because you called out my name" Draco glared at her. They continued to talk more when swarms of owls started to swoop in and deliver mail. Naruto found Koneko landing in front of him with a stack of letters. There was a letter for Konohamaru, so he handed him his and went through his own pile. It was mostly letters from his friends back home. One was from his Hina-hime and it told him she was put on a tracking team with Kiba and Shino two other clan heirs and her sensei was Kurenai. Another was Kakashi and of course he got Sasuke and some pink haired girl Sakura. Anko just put down all the ways she tortured her visitors and really enjoyed those acid pops he sent for her amusement. He even got a letter from Narcissa Malfoy. "Hey Draco your mother sent me a letter."

"What does it say?" he asked.

Dear Naruto,

I hope you and Draco are having a good time at Hogwarts. I hope you are both studying hard and doing good in your classes. Remember to do your homework and make sure Draco does his, it is very important that you both get a good education. When Draco wrote to us that your mother was Kushina Uzumaki, I found myself in tears. Kushina and I were great friends in our school years and she became a great witch. I do so hope that you and Draco can be close friends just as we were. It would be my greatest pleasure if you would join our family for Christmas. I know it is a little early to ask but I would love to see you again and even bring up stories of me and Kushina.

Sincerely

Narcissa Malfoy

"Wow and all I got was a lecture on doing well in school. I think she likes you better already. She did smother you at dinner." Draco said laughing a little with everyone. Naruto shook his head with a smile. "So will you come over for Christmas?" Draco asked.

"Well, I don't mind but I do have Konohamaru with me and we don't know what Christmas is. We do have a winter festival if it's anything like it."

"Well christmas is where families get together and pass out presents. It is also about a world religion but we won't get into that." Blaise said. "Oooo, can we go, can we go, please?" asked Konohamaru as he begged Naruto and Draco. "Sure why not I'll send a letter back to let them know to expect one more."

"Hey why don't we all go to the Malfoys for christmas, I mean we'll be there for the party so why not stay longer, we'll celebrate Naruto's and Konohamaru's first christmas?" Theodor suggested. They all eagerly agreed and said that they would send letters back to their families. "Hey guys check this out. Your in the papers Naruto." Blaise put the paper down and on the second page right after the gringotts break in was a story covering the appearance of the last Uzumaki.

The Uzumaki Appears

Sources say that for the twelve years since the death of kushina many have thought that the line of the Uzumaki family have died out. But after an incident that blew up the front of Ollivander's wand shop, one aurora by the name Maxwell Scattervien had this to say. "I was just entering the scene and spoke with both Ollivander and a young child who would be attending his first year at Hogwarts. It was later revealed with identification along with confirmation from the bank of Gringotts that the child was indeed a Uzumaki. It seemed that a bad wand pairing between the boy and a very powerful wand." he then went on to describe the boy as a noble heart and kind forgiving character. He also had another interesting to say about this particular boy. "You wouldn't believe him to be a Uzumaki for he does not possess the crimson hair that the Uzumaki's are known for." There you have it folks, another Uzumaki has appeared and any other descriptions have been denied.

Everyone looks up at Naruto.

"Noble heart?" Theo snorts.

"Kind and Forgiving?" Draco snorts.

"Now why would you lie whiskers" Pansy snorts.

"Wow, they don't have your description? You must have killed someone when you blew up the shop, and had to threaten both the auroras and the shop owner to not give out your description, and now your on the run and decided to go to Hogwarts because no one would expect you to go to a school that you said you were going to, and so they can't find you." Daphne snorted. Q sweat drops.

Naruto patts Daphne's head and smiled. "Oh Daphne you make me blush. Don't ever change, you always make my day." he laughed.

"Does that mean you'll let me pet your whiskers, whiskers?"

"No".

And with the bell about to ring for classes Pansy and Daphne take one more lunge at Naruto to get his whiskers. When they made contact it was Ron Weasley who ended up in the spot this time.

"Waaa"

SLAP both Pansy and Daphne slapped him harder once they realised that Naruto did it again. They sighed into their cups. 'We won't give up we will pet whisker's whiskers.' they thought together.

Naruto appeared in Ron's seat at the gryffindor's table and everyone there was startled. He was sitting next to Harry and Hermione and across from Neville.

"Hey guys what's up, are you excited for flying lessons later, it's going to be, aawwwwwsome." he asked in a excited voice.

"Waa, how'd you do that Naruto?" Neville asked still a little startled. Both Fred and George looked over "wicked" they both said. Naruto looked at Neville and smirked.

"Ninja"

Harry chuckled at that, "seriously, how'd you do that?" he asked. And again, "ninja" was all he got. Hermione slapped the back of Naruto's head gently. And he allowed it.

"Naruto, that's not an answer that can explain anything, and to answer your question, yes we are just as eager to fly as you are. Now will you please answer the question on how you did that switch with Ron?"

"...Ninja" Naruto answered with a smirk. Hermione goes to slap him again, only to find Ron back in the spot.

"Ow, what the bloody hell was that for?" Hermione huffs and gets up to head to class. Both twins were laughing at what Naruto did.

"Why'd she hit me?" Ron asked still dazed from the switch. Both Nevill and Harry laughed. "Let's go, we don't want to be late for Snape's class."

"Professor" Neville said"

"What"

"It's Professor Snape" Neville said smiling.

As everyone entered the potions classroom, Hermione rushed and pushed people out of the way and even shoulder checked Goyle and sat next to Naruto. She would not fail another potion again, and since Naruto knew how to properly make the potions he would be her partner. When Snape entered the classroom he forced Hermione to move back to her original seat. With her head down she moved, but not before throwing Professor Snape a heated glare. They were working on their potions and Hermione continued to ask Naruto for help to perfect her potion. He of course helped her when she asked along with Draco, Theodor, and Pansy and Daphne. During the class Snape kept awarding Naruto points for his house and taking it away from gryffindors. By the end of class, once again only Naruto got his potion perfected, and those helped were getting closer to getting it right. Hermione was beside herself trying again to figure out what went wrong. "You didn't stir the water once before adding your ingredients," Naruto told her. She wrote it down and waited for him to give his potion to Snape earning another forty points.

As the slytherins and gryffindors headed out to the field for their first flying lessons, Naruto and Konohamaru, had their arms swung around each other singing "flying, flying, I/Naruto-boss get to flyyyyyy". Everyone was smiling or chuckling at their childish glee. As they lined up madam Hooch a wild silver haired hawk eyed woman walks down the alse of students and stands at the end. "Ok welcome to your first flying lesson. Stand by your brooms, hold your hand over it and say up", as she said this her broom shut up into her hand. As the class started Naruto noticed that Draco and Harry got it on the first try. 'Ravelry sure is a useful motivator' he thought. "Say it with feeling" Hooch told them. Hermione's broom continued to roll around on the ground and when Ron said "up" the broom lifted up and smacked him in the face. Naruto and the class laughed and Hooch chuckled a little.

Naruto decided to try and as he held his hand over the broom, he said, "up!" the way Hooch said to, and the broom shot up. It was moving extremely fast so Naruto moved his hand and the broom continued into the sky. He looked up and put his hand over his eyes to see where the broom went. After a minute he raised his hand to get madam Hooch's attention. "Professor I lost my broom, can I get another one?" At that the whole class laughed. "How in Merlin's name did you lo-" Hooch stopped when she noticed his broom gone. She also saw him looking up and she looked up as well wondering where the broom took off. "Maybe next time a little less feeling Mr. Uzumaki" she said handing him another. More chuckles.

"Now that everyone has their broom, I want you to mount your broom, and grip it like so" Hooch showed them. "Next I want you to push off the ground hover and tilt slightly forward and land back down. On the count of three." As she got to two Neville's broom raised up and went wild. Neville couldn't control his broom and it shot around the field and doing loops and corkscrews. "He looks to be doing great on that thing." Naruto comments as his friends laugh. The broom through Neville off and his robes got caught in a statue twenty stories up. A few students gasped and Hooch just stood there still a little surprised. Just as his robes tore and he stated falling, which the students screamed. Naruto was there on his broom and caught Neville before he seriously hurt himself. "You all right?" Naruto asked him as he looked to be a little shakened. "Yea, thanks for the save Naruto" Neville answers him. He flew them down on the ground and the professor rushed to them. "Nice save mr. Uzumaki. Looks like a few scratches and bruises, nothing a little trip to madam Pomfrey won't help" she said as she lead him away. "Brooms are to remain on the ground if I catch any of you in the air you'll be out before you can say quidditch." 'She is such a hooch' Naruto thought.

Draco picked up the remembrall Neville drop, "maybe if he used this he would remember how to fly."

"Give that back Draco!" Harry said approaching.

"Come get it if you can Potter" Draco shot back flying into the air. A few moments later Harry flys up. Naruto watched them in interest wondering how this was going to play out. Again as they were his friends he wanted to push them to be the best, that means letting this ravelry fester, but not to much. When Draco threw the ball, he was impressed by Harry's catch and applauded him as he flew down in victory. Well until professor Mcgonagall came and took him away. "Ha, Potters about to get it now" Draco spoke in a sneer. "Doesn't look that way to me" Naruto answered him.

"What do you mean?"

"She looked a little gleeful, but she was trying to hided it. My guess is she saw his flying and was impressed." Draco sneered again angry his plan for getting Potter in trouble backfired.

As class ended and they were heading inside Naruto saw professor Snape standing with a older student talking. " would mind if we had a word with you?" Snape asked as he walked in. Naruto waved his friends later and walked up.

"What can I do for you?"

"This young man here is Marcus Flint, he is captain of slytherin quidditch team."

Both boys waved at each other. Snape continued, "I saw that Mcgonagall took mister Potter away after that…..ordeal, she thought she was being sligh but I know she was planning on having him join the gryffindor quidditch team." he said with a scowl. "I also saw the way you flew to catch that student when he fell, You have quite the speed on you."

"Thanks"

"I have talked with Mr. Flint here and we agreed that with your talents and…..other unique traits could be put to good use on the slytherin team."

"If you want come by the quidditch pitch tomorrow morning around six and we'll see just how well you can fly." Marcus said as he nodded his head towards Naruto and Snape. "I will see you later Uzumaki," Marcus said and turns to Snape and nods again.

"Snape"

"Professor" both Naruto and Snape said at the same time. Snape turned to Naruto with a raised eyebrow.

"What?" Marcus asked.

"It's professor Snape" Naruto told him smirking.

"Right, see you later….professor Snape" Marcus said chuckling as he left.

Great Hall

"What!. Snape wants you to try out for the house's quidditch team?" Draco asked.

"Professor" Naruto said.

"What?"

"It's professor Snape, and yea I guess, I'll be going to the pitch tomorrow for tryouts." Naruto told them.

"Can we come watch?" Pansy asked as her hand missed his cheek by a centimeters. She was getting closer. "Sure it's at six"

"We'll be there" Blaise answered for the group. Everyone nodded wanting to support Naruto.

"What's quidditch?" Konohamaru asked. Once it was explained to him he jumped up. "Oh yea boss is going to owen their asses."

"Konohamaru! Stop cursing" Pansy yelled at him. She took it upon herself to be like his older sister at times and would teach him about the world of magic. "Sorry Pansy-nee chan" he said pouting.

The rest of the time was spent talking about their classes and what work they still needed to get done. Of course Naruto already had all his homework done.

"Man mate, how do you finish your homework so fast, you spend just as much time hanging out with us and still able to finish. How do you do it, and can you share the secret?" Theodor asked. He was always the one rushing at the last minute scrambling to get homework done.

"Ninja"

"Right of course, why'd I ask in the first place" he grumbles.

"I bet Naruto can secretly make copies of himself, and he is slowly building an army to take over Hogwarts first before moving on to the rest of the magic world." Daphne said as she too was getting closer to petting Naruto's cheek. More sweat drops.

"There is no cloning spell out there. How would he even do that, right Naruto?"

"Ninja"

That evening madam Hooch was cleaning up the yard from the days flight training, she went to the yard and made sure that all brooms were put away. After seeing it empty she nodded and turned around to walk back. She stopped when she heard a whooshing sound coming from above. She looked up just in time to see a broom smack her right in the head knocking her out. Percy Weasley a gryffindor perfect walked out to the yard for his routine check, when he saw Hooch passed out on the ground with a broom on top of her. "Looks like she's losing her touch, she's not getting any younger, she'll have to stop flying at her age." He decided to turn around and ignore what he saw. He wanted to give her her pride.

The next morning Naruto's group was at the quidditch pitch eagerly waiting to see Naruto in action. As Naruto and Marcus were going over the rule book, because Naruto told him that he wanted it to check for any loopholes he can exploit, Snape walked up to them with a package. As he made it to Marcus, Naruto and his friends he spoke up to get their attention. "Since you are going to go for the team I have something that might be of use to you."

"Is it ramen, because ramen is the most useful thing to me. Please be ramen." Naruto asked with a, I'm-innocent-but-want-to-be-a-pain-in-your-ass-anyway look. Everyone sweat drops. "I think Daphne's wearing off on him" Theodor whispers to the others. They all nodded.

"No it's not ramen. It's for your quidditch tryouts. Now if you don't want this I'll just take back to storage?"

"No,No! I want it, give it, give it please" Naruto begged opening and closing his hands in front of him. They all chuckled at him, and Pansy and Daphne giggled at his cute pouty face. Snape hands him the package and he tears it apart to see what's inside. Once opened he saw a broom, that was beautifully designed.

"What kind of broom stick is that?" Draco asked never seeing it before.

"Is it one of the new ones, I've never seen it" Marcus.

"Ooo, that looks awesome!" Konohamaru.

"Naruto's going to look like a flaming angel coming down to strike down his enemies, and then he'll hide the bodies so no one knows where they'll be hidden." Daphne says as everyone looks at her, they all sighed. Good old Daphne. Snape looks a little disturbed by her.

"The company that makes these brooms said that this is one of their new prototypes and would be honored if lord Uzumaki would use it. It's called a firebolt." Snape told them smirking at Naruto's face when he said lord. Ah the looks of horror on young students faces. "Merlin's beard, get on that thing and show us what you got." Marcus said a little excited to see the broom and Naruto in action.

Naruto takes off and they watch him fly around the pitch. They were slacked jaw when they watched him, even Snape was impressed by the speed to which he was going. Much faster than they were expecting. Soon Marcus had the whole team in the air and watching Naruto maneuver around them like they were mear amateurs. He would swoop around them, stand on his broom to free up his hands, he even caught a bludger and threw it back at the beater knocking him off his broom. He jumped over other players and landed back on his broom. They tested him on all the positions. No quaffle made it through the hoops, no keeper could block his shot. They agreed not to make him a beater, because when they had him use a target to practise, the were expecting a hard impact not for the dumme to explode in a shower if wood splinters. He could kill someone, they all grinned at that, but Snape shot them down. And the way he caught the snitch was impressive. He once jumped off his broom dove through a hoop while spinning, caught the snitch and landed back on the broom.

Once practice was over Marcus and Naruto landed back on the ground with the others. "Bloody hell that was some flying" Marcus said.

"Brilliant" Blaise.

"Bloody ninja skills" Theodor.

"We're so going to win" Draco.

"Aaawwweeesssooommmeee!" Konohamaru.

"Naruto's going to be the best quidditch player in Hogwarts history yea!" Pansy.

"Very impressive Mr. Uzumaki, I do believe you would make a fine addition to the team." Snape.

"I was right he will kill someone, guess we'll have to help him hide all the bodies he leaves behind. Can't have our future best player arrested just because he was playing at his best." Daphne. Everyone decided it was to much to answer her, they just sighed. Marcus walks up to Naruto. "Well, welcome to the team. Seeing you fly, I don't think we'll have a problem placing you anywhere. I think right now you can be our seeker. I heard Wood was going to make Potter", at that name Draco growls, "Potter!". Marcus paused and then continued. "As I was saying Wood was going to make Potter their seeker, so let's give them a seeker as well." he grins at them. "By the way that was some of the most brilliant flying I've seen ever, how'd you do all those maneuvers, I've never seen those done before?" Naruto and everyone looks at him, and Naruto answers with his favorite answer.

"Ninja"

A few more days past and Naruto would add quidditch practise in his schedule, and continued with Konohamaru's and his own ninja training. He loved flying and would take Konohamaru up and fly around with him cheering and yelling out "this is awesome, I wish I could be a wizard, just so I can fly." Naruto would continue going to his clearing to practise his destructive jutsus and would relax until he was ready to head back.

One night as he was heading into the forest to train he ran into Hagrid heading in as well. "Hey Hagrid what are you up to?"

"Naruto? What're you doing out here. It's pas' curfew, shouldn't you be dreaming by now?"

"Dumbledore has given me permission to be out past curfew so I can train my more flash techniques in the forest."

"Well I'll be, you think I could watch you for a bit? Would love to see a real life shinobi in action?" he seemed excited asking and Naruto thought he was an alright guy.

"Sure why not follow me." As they entered the clearing Hagrid could see a lot of scorch marks and up turned ground all over the place. It seemed like an elemental came through in a tantrum. As he stayed near the edge of the clearing like Naruto asked him, he watched Naruto perform some hand signs before his eyes widened seeing Naruto shoot fire out of his mouth. What was more amazing was the fire took the shape of a chinese dragon made of fire and it even roared. Naruto even performed wind style jutsus that cut and turned logs into kindle. He did it all with just wind. It was then that Hagrid had a thought as he watched Naruto perform more out standing feets, such as cloning himself. 'Cloning himself, there's no spell yet that can do that. On top of that the wandless magic, or jutsus he said they were are more destructive than wizards most powerful spells. These shinobi's are dangerous. Wouldn't want to be on their bad side.'

As they separated Naruto made it back to the slytherin common room seeing Draco still up sitting by the fire with a small grin on his face. "What are you grinning for Draco?" Draco was startled by Naruto's voice. "Oh it's you, so how was training?" Naruto grinned. "Destructive, now why are you looking so smug?" He asked.

"We'll I challenged Potter to a duel at midnight and that Weasley is his second. But since it's past curfew I guess I can't go. Hope Potter shows up still. Filch is supposed to be searching around the trophy room this evening."

"So you planned for Harry and Ron to get caught?"

"Yea"

"Well there's about five minutes left, we'll make it"

"What?" the last thing Draco thought when he heard Naruto stretch his duct tape was, 'OH shit'

Trophy Room

Harry , Ron, Hermione, and Neville? Made it to the trophy room with a minute and no Draco anywhere. "That block isn't here. He's nothing but a coward." Ron said as he looks back at Harry. "There's still a minute left I'm sure he'll be here."

"Look Harry, Draco tricked you, he isn't coming, now let's head back." Hermione said trying to get them back to the common room. "We'll then I guess we came here for nothing," "hmmmhmh", "oh quiet Draco now that we're here why did you guys agree to a duel" a voice asked startling everyone. Neville let out a yelp and they all saw Naruto coming out of the shadows caring Draco wrapped in duct tape. "How, wha..wicked, how'd you do that mate" Ron asked excited to know and smiled wider seeing Draco tied up.

"Ninja"

Hermione just slaps her face in aggravation to Naruto's answer.

He unties Draco and stands back. "So since you guys are having a duel, what are you two doing here?" he asked Hermione and Neville.

"I am trying to get these two nitwits back to our dorm. And the portrait that guards our dorm is gone. " she huffs.

"I forgot the password and couldn't get back in." Neville said feeling like a fool.

Naruto chuckled and then turned to Harry and Draco who were glaring at each other. "Well since we're here, you two ready? I'll ref" he told them as the took a few steps back from each other. Just as Naruto was about to start their match, they all heard a meow coming from the corridor.

"Oh no, it's Filch's cat Mrs. Norris." Hermione said. Naruto starts snorting in laughter. "Hahaha, who the fuck names their cat mrs. Norris, hahah"

"We need to leave now" Draco said as they all ran away towards the stairs. They were climbing a set when it changed direction to another corridore. "We don't have time, let's go" Hermione ordered and took the lead. Naruto noticed that they were in the third corridore and was about to speak up when peeves comes out of the wall and spots them. Naruto yelped and climbed on Draco's back.

"Not again, Naruto get the hell off mate, your fat, ow what the hell did you just flick me? Pansy was right, why does it hurt so much?" Draco glared at him. "Yes I did" Naruto said trying to regain his composure. "And I'm not fat, I'm a toned mother fucker who could kick your ass, so watch it." He glared back. Draco immediately backed down. Everyone watched those two with a sweatdrop.

"Hey Peeves how's the pranks coming along?" Naruto asked the poltergeist. Peeves smiled back and spoke a little loudly, "oh there coming along great, soon the plans you gave me will be ready by halloween, I can't wait". "Sweet" Naruto responded attempting to give Peeves a high five but ended up going threw him and falling to the ground. "Come on guys we don't have time for this rubbish, Peeves you need to go you'll get us all in trouble!" Ron yelled whispers. Naruto, Hermione, and Draco shook their heads at Ron, knowing what will happen next.

Peeves hated when the young ones interrupted his fun, especially now when they interrupt his fun with Naruto. Since first meeting him Peeves had enjoyed scaring Naruto and after helping with all the pranks Naruto and the Weasley twins came up with. He greatly enjoyed when Naruto and him were able to paint the entire transfiguration corridore orange, and blue and even the ink, qwills, paper, and even professor Mcgonagall Orange and blue. He still didn't know how naruto did that with the paper, ink, quills and the professor but he greatly enjoyed the aftermath. Best part was that know one knew who did it. Except for maybe Snape, but with no evidence couldn't say anything. The twins were in class so they weren't accused. Naruto came to him a few days ago with a grand plan, but needed Peeves' help securing the supplies.

So when this young one who was out after curfew ruining his fun, he yelled out to alert Filch. "Firstys out of bed! Third corridore firstys out of bed!". They all ran passed him still yelling. "Great job Weasley now we're all going to get it because of you!" Draco glared at Ron.

"Not me" Naruto

"Why won't you get in trouble Naruto?" Neville asked as they ran.

Both Draco and Naruto answered, "ninja"

A slap was heard and they saw Hermione with her face in her hand again. "Again Naruto that's not an answer!" she yells at him.

"Well how about this then, Dumbledore gave me permission to be out after curfew and to enter the forbidden forest." Everyone stops and stares at him.

"Really?" Ron asked, "aren't there dangerous creatures in there?"

"Yea"

"And your not afraid" Neville.

"Nope ninja"

Another slap, "If your not getting in trouble why are you running then?" asked a slightly irritated Hermione.

"Because I am bored and not tired yet."

Another slap.

They heard a meow getting closer and they run to the end of the corridore. Ron tries the handle while everyone but Naruto is shaking from fear. "Come on Weasley hurry up" Draco tells him. "It's locked".

"Move!" Hermione shoves him to the side. She pulls out her wand and points it at the door Alohomora she says and the door unlocked. They run inside and shuts the door putting an ear to the door to listen for Filch and his cat to leave.

When the coast was clear they heard Nevill whimper behind them and the all turned around to see why. They freeze when right in front of them was a sleeping three headed dog. Everyone except for Naruto starts to step back slowly when Neville lets out a terrified squeaky fart. Naruto Snorts in laughter as everyone else glares at Neville. "Merlin's hairy balls that smells, what'd you eat Longbottom?" Draco said harshly. Only to cover his mouth when he realized he said it a little loudly. They turned and saw the dog awake and staring at them from three different angles. The next thing they did though Naruto would hold it over them, they all screamed like a girl, even though Hermione sounded manlier than the others. They rush out the door except for Naruto who only tilts his head to the right.

"Hu, he really does have a three headed dog in hear. Who knew?"

Draco ran back and dragged him out and all the way back to the slytherin's common room. He didn't make a noise and knew where to avoid teachers on their way down. 'He would be really good in stealth' Naruto thought letting himself be dragged. They made it to their rooms and got ready for bed. As they were settling down Naruto spoke. "Hey Draco?"

"Yea mate" he answered getting deeper into his bed wanting to forget tonight.

"Next time you shouldn't make promises you can't keep. I hate people who don't keep their word. Got it."

Draco shivered with a bit of fear hearing Naruto's unheard threat. Naruto was slowly becoming his best friend, and he enjoyed his company more than any other, he didn't want to lose him over something stupid like a broken promise. "Yea mate, I promise."

"Good, because I'd hate to lose such a great friend" and with that said they turned over and closed their eyes. 'Kami knows I hate keeping my promise.'

My First Flashback Yay

"Naruto please promise me you won't tell anyone, they can't know you were here." a young man tells Naruto.

"bu….but…..I… I" Naruto couldn't finish as tears ran down his face.

"Do not worry, just grow up and be your very best. This is one thing you can't tell anyone or they would kill you, you know the villagers would not hesitate. Promise me Naruto that this remains a secret no matter what, even from the Hokage."

"I….I….I promise" a seven year old Naruto said bowing his head as tears flowed.

The man walked away from him, "and Naruto?"

"Yes"

"One day I know you'll be the greatest there ever was, even greater than all the Hokages. Till then get stronger and find people to cherish."

"I...I ….sniff…...I will, A promise of a lifetime" Naruto said putting up a smile even though he didn't feel like it.

Dun Dun Dun

Chapter three finished. Hell yea. So lets review.

One- again Naruto is in slytherin, so he won't interact in all of Harry's ordeals, but he will interact with them when he's not causing everyone else trouble.

two-Fanfiction. So my way

And three- I do try to get these chapters out as best I can, there is no deadline for me but I will try.

Please Review and wait for what happens next.