A Shinobi's Magical Chakra

by magicalbloodfox

Naruto learns about his mothers life through one of her childhood friends. Now he peruses to be the best wizard he can be to honor his mother, as well as be the best Shinobi. What happens when a ninja enters Hogwarts. A maelstrom

4. Chapter 4

A Shinobi's Magical Chakra

Welcome to chapter four. Sorry for taking a extra week, but I thought it would be a nice Christmas chapter. So with that I made it a little longer.

Disclaimer- I do not own Naruto or Harry Potter.

"Talking"

'Thought'

Letter or sign

"Demon speaks"

'Demon thought"

Let's continue

Chapter 4- Shinobi always Wins

It was october and in just one more day it would be halloween. Naruto was excited, it was the day the entire school would feel his full might of pranking. The Weasley twins had made a bet with him, they would see who would pull off the best prank. Winner gets the title of king of pranks, and gets to rule over the other pranksters. Since the twins were teaming up, Naruto pulled Peeves into his schemes. The deadline was the end of halloween day. So the morning of halloween was his time to strike.

The great hall was bursting with noise, students were excited for halloween, talking about how much candy they would consume. The twins were whispering conspiracy with each other and Naruto and his friends were discussing classes and halloween treats they were excited to eat. Naruto was currently eating his ramen while the unnamed sixth year slytherin was wrapped like a mummy in duct tape for trying to take his ramen. As they continued, Pansy and Daphne were getting frustrated with constantly failing at petting his cheeks.

"Come on whiskers, just let us pet you for a little bit, please?" Pansy

"No"

"Why nooooot," Daphne begged.

"Because I don't want you to" Naruto finally told them. They looked at him and then proceed to try again. They weren't giving up.

Just as everyone was finishing their meals, Naruto felt something strange go on in his stomach. Soon the slytherin table started spewing steam from their ears, a few started shooting fire from their mouths. They tried to put it out with their drinks, but it didn't help. Draco's face turned cherry red and Naruto could see that steam was rising from his head. Both Pansy and Daphne grew cat ears and a cats tail. Pansy had black ears and tail, and Daphne had blond, they then proceeded to meow out while they tried to hold it in. Konohamaru and Naruto were laughing at the chaos that erupted. Theodor and Blaise were turned into five year olds and were cursing up a storm, that just made them laugh all the harder. What really took the cake for Naruto, was that at the staff table Snape's hair turned into a ducks ass and he started quaking. Naruto was wiping tears from his eyes looking at him. Quirrell grew a squirrel's tail and nibbled on a piece of fruit. Mcgonagall and Dumbledore seemed to deage forty years. Dumbledore was stroking his now short slightly grey brown beard and spoke to Mcgonagall, "I must say, I do feel like a springy young man again, don't you agree professor?"

Mcgonagall wanted to stop this madness and give detention to whoever did this, but when she looked into her cup she saw her younger self looking back and smiling. "Guess we can let this go on for a little while."

Naruto was trying to wipe the tears coming from his eyes, he was laughing and looked over at the Weasley twins. He gave them the thumbs up and grinned at them. He saw their smiles grow more, and he started to worry, he felt something happening but couldn't tell what. All of a sudden he felt like he was shrinking and also felt something grow out of his head and backside. He found himself turned into a five year old child with red fox ears and a tail. He glared back at the twins and they laughed harder. Even though he was glaring, on a five year old with fox ears and tail, it looked like a pout. Every girl at the table stopped and squealed at how cute he looked.

"Awwwww, oh my god your just adorable." Pansy said grabbing him and smothering him. He tried to get away, but she seemed stronger some how. Or it could be that since he was five she could overpower him.

"Awww, I just want to kidnap you and put you in a cage and keep you forever, and ever." Daphne said scaring Naruto a little.

Pansy holds him a little closer after hearing what Daphne said. "You know what Daphne?" she said with a conspiratorial grin.

"Oh, what's that Pansy?" Daphne said catching on and returning the grin.

"With Naruto this adorable, I feel like we should give him a good petting"

"What! Noooo!" Naruto screams out.

"Oh Pansy, that's such a great idea." Daphne said as they crowd around Naruto and start stroking his whiskers. They have at last finally succeeded.

"Nooooooooooohooooooo" Naruto screams out, right before his eyes roll up into the back of his head and lets out a loud purr. Having both sides petted was far more pleasing than one side.

The entire slytherin table quiets down once the heard Naruto purring. The girls squealed in adoration and the boys laughed. Naruto's face turned bright red and he tried to hide his face, but the girls wouldn't let him.

"Oh my god, Konohamaru was right. You really do purr." Pansy squealed.

"What! Konohamaru Your So Going To Get It!" Naruto screamed. Konohamaru was laughing so hard he didn't hear Naruto yell out.

"Awww, now I really want you so badly, I could hold you and snuggle up in bed with you, I could dress you up like my own personal doll, I can do so so, oh so much with you." Daphne smiled. Her smile was starting to turn a little crazy, and Pansy pulled him away quickly, to save him from crazy Daphne that appeared. Daphne's friends looked at her and was a little, ok more than a little worried, and decided to keep Naruto away from her while he was in this form.

He was soon passed around the table like a doll and each slytherin girl hugged him tight to them and petted his whiskers. "Aww, he's just the cutest thing ever. Aren't you little guy? " one girl said in baby talk.

"Let me the fuck down!" Naruto yelled out, only for the boys to laugh harder and the girls giggled. Being a five year old Naruto looked like he was pouting instead of glaring at everyone.

Once Naruto was able to escape, he made his way over to the gryffindor table and climbed up between two students and glared at the twins across the table. They just laughed at him. At him! "What's wrong little guy? Need more petting?" Fred said and laughed.

"You Assholes!" Naruto yelled. More laughter and the girl sitting next to him grabbed him and snuggled him close.

"Awww, aren't you just the cutest thing ever." And once again the girls were petting him and he couldn't hold in his purr. The whole table laughed at him, even Harry and Ron couldn't hold it in.

Red faced he turned to the twins, "revenge will be mine! You will reger…..yip". His rant was cut off when Hermione picked him up and put him on her lap. She began petting him and glared at any girl trying to get a hold of him.

As Hermione continued to pet him, he remained red faced and turned to Fred and George. "Laugh now, because when I get through with all of you," at this he looked at everyone around the table. "You won't be laughing. In fact, now I'm upping the humiliation on you more for what you've done. Revenge! Ohhhhhhh, left ear Hermione, please." Hermione switched ears and Naruto sat there content with his rant and enjoyed the ministrations.

They found out that the transformations would last about an hour, but because Naruto ate twenty seven bowls of ramen, which made many students sweatdrop. He was going to be stuck for the entire day. The girls were happy and would carry him everywhere.

For telling the girls his secret Naruto had Konohamaru carry ether Draco, Blaise, or Theodor to their classes. "Come on Maru hurry it up, if we're late I'm going to make your workout three times harder!" he yells at Konohamaru from Pansy's arms carrying him. Konohamaru groaned while on his hands and knees, while Theodor sat on his back relaxed.

"You know I could get use to this, it's much better than walking. Easy on the feet you know."

"Don't get too comfy, I got dibs on next class." Blaise said.

"Pansy, can I hold whiskers now, please?" Daphne asked reaching for Naruto.

"No, I don't know what you'll do to him."

They went back and forth until they reached their class. When classes were over they decided to head back to the common room to relax. As they were on their way to to the dungeons, Pansy felt herself shoved into a suit of armor, and Naruto yanked from her hands. Before anyone could figure out what was going on, Konohamaru saw a bushy brown hair blurr run around the corner and disappears. He kept his mouth shut, because this would give him some time to relax from carrying the guys around like a pack mule.

"What the fuck just hit me? And Where's Naruto! Nooo my whiskersssssss!" Pansy wept anime tears.

"Told you, you should of gave him to me to hold. Now someone probably has him and plans to do many terrible things to him. Though Naruto will probably kill them, so we should grab some shovels so we can bury the body." Everyone looks at Daphne with a worried look.

"Well!? After them, lets get my whiskers back." Pansy said running out of the dungeons. Everyone follows her and Konohamaru left them to go sleep for a few hours.

He got to the entrance, but he couldn't remember the password. He tried a few and got frustrated when the wall wouldn't open. "Fucking open damn it!" he said. Miraculously the wall opened. Konohamaru sweatdropped when he remembered that when they were changing the password, Naruto yelled that out and the wall accepted it as it's new password. He headed to his room and took a nap before Naruto tort-, he meant to say training, yea training.

Gryffindor Common Room

After Hermione made her snatch and grab, she made her way up to the gryffindor tower to hide. The slytherins wouldn't be able to bother her, and she could take her time with Naruto.

"Umm. Hermione, what did you need from me? Wow this place is nice." he said while still in her hands.

"Well I brought you up here, because you had your charms class today and tomorrow gryffindor has theirs. I was wondering if you could help me study the charmes we're going to have to learn?" she told him while sitting on the couch. She still held on to him and started to pet his ears, especially his left ear since he seems to enjoy that. 'He's just too darn adorable' she thought.

"Sure I…..purr…...don't mind…..ohhhh….but...purrr….you need to le…..hoohoho..let me go so I can help." he told her while he was purring in content.

"Oh. sorry" she stopped petting, but didn't let go of him.

"So the spell we were taught was the levitation spell wingardium leviosa, here let me show you." He took out his wand and pointed it at a book on a side table, wingardium leviosa, the book floated up and he guided it towards them, when it was near he grabbed it

"Remember to say leviosa, not levosaaa. One person did that and the feather he was using exploded in his face. Funny as fuck, but dangerous." He let Hermione practice for a bit till she got it down pat.

"So since I helped you in charmes, could you help me in history of magic? The professor is so boring I keep falling asleep."

"Naruto! You need to pay attention, but since you helped me I'll help you. But next time you need to stay awake and listen." He nodded and for two hours she helped him with his history studies and they worked on other class work as well. When their studies were done he switched with a pillow and headed out the entrance.

"How does he keep doing that?" she asked while putting the pillow down. A small piece of paper falls from the air and lands in her lap. She opens to read what's inside.

"Ninja." Slap, her head landed in her hand.

Fred and George were flirting with a couple of fourth year gryffindor girls, trying to get them to go out to Hogsmeade with them as a date. "So why don't we four go on an adventure together and get to know each other more?" George asked.

"Sure why not. But it's your treat." the first on said.

"But of course, we would be honored to treat such lovely ladies." Fred kisses their hand. The girls giggled at that.

"Why hello there." A small voice said behind them. They all turn around and look down at the young fox child smiling up at them.

"Oh my god," The girls squeal as they picked him up and petted his ears. He let out a purr and started to snuggle up to them.

"I was going to...purrr...go outside to enjoy….right ear, right ear, oh yea right there…..the sun, would you like to go with me, please?" Naruto asked while purring and giving them his puppy dog eyes. They just couldn't resist, they squealed again.

"We would love to, by the way I'm Angelina Johnson"

"And I'm Suson Bones"

"Hello I'm Naruto, and thank you, you girls pet the best." He smiles at them and they melt. They hug him closer and start walking towards the yard. As their walking Naruto looks over the girls shoulder at Fred and George and smirk at them.

"Brother dearest?"

"Yes dearest brother?"

"I think that bratt just stole our dates"

"He did indeed brother, he did indeed."

The twins found two pretty third years walking out and they caught up to them. "Well hello there, are you two goddesses needing any valiant knights to escort you to a fine meal and perhaps, a romantic walk?" Fred bows to them, and they giggled.

"We the great Weasley twins of Hogwarts would be most honoured to be your dates for the day." George bowed as well.

"Hello ladies" A small voice said behind them. Fred and George whipped around and saw Naruto there smiling at the girls. The girls squealed at him, and agan he was picked up and petted.

"Would you two….purrr…...left ear, oh perfect,..would you two like to enjoy the sun with me...please...I would love to have the best petters in Hogwarts with me." Agan they squealed and headed off. Naruto looks behind the girls and smirked.

"Did he"

"I think he did"

"But how did he?"

"I don't know, but let's keep looking."

They found two fifth years and quickly seduced them into a date. As they were walking outside they heard a small voice behind them. "Hello ladies, I was wondering if you could help me with something? You see I have an itch on my ears and my hands just won't do. Would you be willing to help? Please?" Add some puppy dog looks and they were putty.

"But" Fred said.

"Again?" George.

They tried one last time and Naruto appeared and stole the girls.

"Brother dearest?"

"Yes dearest brother?"

"I think he's mad about this mornings prank"

"I concur brother, I concur"

As the evening came, the twins came down from their common room and headed towards the great hall. As they were walking, they saw a lot of girls caring a doll around with them. Some were in groups and showing off their dolls. They got a closer look and found that the dolls, all the dolls were mini versions of Naruto as a fox child.

"How'd these get here?"

"I don't know brother, but let's find out?"

As they were heading towards a group of girls, professor Mcgonagall walked by, "come along students, head towards the great hall for supper. That includes you two as well." She said looking at the twins. She walked off, and they both noticed that she too was caring a Naruto fox doll.

As they entered the great hall, the saw Konohamaru walking up and down the alses with a box full of the same dolls that they saw a minute ago yelling out, "get your Naru fox doll here, their cute and fluffy get one while they last. Only three sickles and a Naru is yours to hug and hold and snuggle up to. Get your Naru fox doll, one day deal, get it while it's here." and within minutes konohamaru sold out. He sold to every girl and every female staff member in the school. When Naruto told him that they were going to make money, he wasn't kidding. They were rich. Well Naruto was richer, he was just rich.

As the twins sat down by Harry, Ron, and Hermione the asked, "did every girl buy those dolls, bullocks, brother why didn't we think of that?" Fred said and George agreed.

"Well not every girl got one" Harry said as he turned to Hermione. He sweatdropped when he saw that she bought three.

"What? I think their cute."

At the slytherin table, Pansy was holding and petting Naruto as they ate. Daphne was snuggling up to her own Naru doll free of charge, a gift since she is a friend, and the guys chuckling at all the girls holding onto their dolls tightly.

"So Pansy why didn't you get a doll?" asked Daphne.

"Why would I when I have the real thing" she squealed snuggling up to Naruto. What she didn't say was that she got a doll as a gift, and bought nine more.

Everyone settled into bed, and Naruto went out training, the twins spent an hour in a abandoned classroom. The door opened slowly and two first year slytherin snuck inside. "Do you have the stuff?" one of them asked.

"Do you have our payment?" George asked. They were handed seven sickles and they handed over a veil of purple potion.

"Remember to get the effect the person needs to consume all of it." Fred told them.

"Got it" one said and smiled a slightly crazy smile that made the twins step back.

"Let's head back before we're caught" the other said pulling the crazy smiling one through the door.

"Brother dearest?"

"Yes dearest brother"

"Revenge sure does pay well"

"You said it brother you said it."

In another empty classroom, a figure stood in the middle of the room waiting. Soon Peeves appeared through the wall and over to the figure. "Is everything ready Peeves?" asked the figure.

"Yup, ready to go. Oh I just can't wait, it's going to be the best one in Hogwarts history."

"Then, let's get started." Shadow clone jutsu.

Halloween

"Come on Konohamaru, move it we'll miss the show." Naruto said as he was relaxing as Konohamaru carried him to the great hall.

"But why so early, no ones up yet?"

"Because I have Peeves about to wake them all up."

They made it to their seats and Naruto started to count down and was vibrating with excitement

"5" Peeves was in position and ready to go. His smile had never been bigger.

"3" the sun was barely rising into the sky.

"2" staff and students were just opening their eyes.

"1" and the sweet screams of terror that flowed through the walls of Hogwarts causing Naruto to laugh in triumph.

Everyone was being herded into the dinning hall by Peeves and when Konohamaru saw what Naruto did to them, he lost it and laughed. Naruto was able to prank every single person in Hogwarts including the ghosts. They were in different colors, and some were rainbow colored.

Naruto had chopped off Dumbledore's beard, braided his hair into two strands, put a red bandana on his head with a cowboy hat on top, he then put blue jeans stuffed in cowboy boots on him, and put him in a short sleeve black shirt with a open black leather vest, he looked like a much, much older Willie Nelson. Mcgonagall had her skin dyed green, and hair black and her nose was longer and pointed with a huge wart near the end. Professor Flitwick's skin was turned orange and his hair green. He was put into a pair of overalls with a red and white striped long sleeve shirt with white gloves. And last of the professores was Snape. His hair was once again in a duck butt haircut, he also was forced into a pair of white shorts that showed off his pale chalky leges and a blue shirt with a fan on the back. It was red on top and white on the bottom part. The best part to it all was a pole was attached to his ass and a small sign on it read

The reason I'm constantly constipated

To help, please pull

When the students saw Snape forced through the doors, they erupted in laughter and forgot their current predicament. And it didn't end there.

Pansy and Daphne had their hands glued to each others cheeks, and couldn't get loose. Crabbe and Goyle seemed to of gotten fatter, to the point where they had to roll everywhere. It was a lot harder to eat, because they had to roll forward to put their faces in the food to eat and then roll back up to swallow. Blaise and Theodor were put into dresses, and somehow were given breasts and a bigger ass. Their hair was long and silky, and as they were forced through the door the room laughed harder. Draco didn't change much, but still Naruto made it devastating.

Naruto dyed Draco's hair red to match the Weasley's, and put him into one of their old ugly sweaters. Draco screamed when he woke up and saw it, right before Peeves came in to force them out of the common room and into the hall. The other slytherins were not spared either.

Both Harry and Ron woke up as Peeves was forcing students out of bed and herded them to the great hall. They were getting ready when they looked in the mirror and screamed like they screamed with the three headed dog. Like girls. Their hair was slicked back and dyed blond to match Draco's hair. Next to them Neville was covered in what seemed to be birds. He was given breast that sagged and he looked like his gram. He too screamed like a girl.

Hermione screamed, though at a much manlier pitch compared to the boys, was rapped in a bubble. To her the worst part was, that she could not reach any of her books. She went insane, she needed her books, she couldn't go through a hour without a book in her hands. Peeves came in and started to roll her out. She was going to kill someone for this. 'Fucking, fuck, macfucker, who ever you are your dead! Now I'm starting to sound like Naruto!' she thought before she came to a realisation.

"NNNNAAARRRUUUTTTOOO!"

The twins found themselves attached not at the hips, but they were attached butt cheek to butt cheek. They didn't really see the funny part of this, they've done worst to Naruto. If only this was all Naruto had planned for them. As everyone was eating, laughing, or crying, Naruto was enjoying his ramen again. This time no one tried to take it away. This was the ultimate show of what he did to those who opposed him.

Many of the older students and staff had tried to use magic to put things back in order, but found that they couldn't fix the altercations. Apparently Naruto used magic, muggle, and shinobi ways on all of them. They fixed one part, but couldn't find a way to fix the rest.

Naruto prank number four- have contingencies after contingencies to insure maximum effect.

The twins smirked at Naruto, showing that the prank he pulled on them didn't really bother them. When Naruto ginned back at them, they worried a little more. The entire gryffindor table suddenly had the urge to head to the bathroom. Some were groaning and some widened their eyes and attempted to leave. Only to find they couldn't leave the table. They were stuck, and now they screamed in horror when they realized what this meant.

"Ok, ok, Naruto you win, please help us?" Fred said in a frantic voice.

"Yea, come on mate you win, your the prank king, now please release us." George spoke begging to be released.

"NNNAARUTO! Release me this instant or I'll fucking kill you!" Hermione screamed out. Everyone looked at her with a raised eyebrow. Naruto totally corrupted her.

"Thank you for acknowledging me as the superior prankster. Unfortunately as king I must show those who would oppose me what would happen when they rebell." And with that, Naruto and Konohamaru ran out the room.

It was then that the rest of the occupants of the great hall felt like they too needed to reach the restroom. And like the gryffindors they were stuck to their seats. Everyone pulled out their wands to try and release themselves, but they didn't realize it wasn't magic keeping them there. It was shinobi glue. Eventually a gryffindor by the name of Seames blew up his and Neville's chair that was sitting next to him, and they ran out the hall to the screams of help from the rest of the hall. Dumbledore resorted to using his ultimate trump card. He called for his trusty phoenix Fawkes and burst into flames. He too escaped this horror that was about to erupt. More screams of help came and no help was received.

Peeves was floating above the hall and was laughing hard. Naruto was his new favorite friend, and hoped to pull off as many pranks that could match this one. "Best year ever!"

Hagrid was spared from this incident, only because he promised to show Naruto some of the magical creatures he was taking care of. Naruto was excited, so much so that he spared Hagrid from his pranks, and told him to eat breakfast in his hut. And so he did, and as he was enjoying his homemade rock cakes, he heard a loud sound come from the school.

"Nooooooooooooooo!"

After that, Hagrid swore he smelled the worst thing he has ever smelled, and he once smelled his half brother Grawp's fart.

That Afternoon

After that display of pranks Naruto was regarded as the king of pranks, and no one dared to defy him. The twins bowed to him and followed his lead into the future of pranking. His friends forgave him, but he had to let Pansy and Daphne pet his whiskers for at least a hour. He was also given the riot act by both professor Snape and Mcgonagall. Hermione jumped him and was pounding on his chest as she was cursing him out. Even he blushed at some of the colorful creative curses she was spewing. He totally corrupted her. He had to also let her pet his whiskers.

As he and his friends were walking through the courtyard they saw a group of gryffindors along with Harry and Ron walking by, Hermione was trailing along behind them. Naruto started to follow them when Ron spoke up. "It's Leviosa not Levosaa, no wonder she doesn't have any friends." he said while everyone but Harry chuckled.

Naruto saw Hermione brush past them with tears in her eyes and he saw red. "I think she heard you Ron. Better hope Naruto doesn't find out." Harry told Ron, Ron looked around nervously and hurried out the yard.

As they entered the hallway, Ron was grabbed by the front of his shirt and was shoved up against the wall. Naruto held him there as the slytherins surrounded them and held off the rest of the group. "Naruto just let him go." Harry pleaded as he was shoved back by Crabbe.

Naruto ignored him and swang back his fist and shot it forward. Ron closed his eyes and braced for the pain, when he heard a loud crash next to his head and winced, but no pain came. He slowly open his eyes and saw everyone staring at Naruto with wide eyes, even the slytherins were slack jawed. He turned his head to the left and his eyes widen when he saw Naruto's arm in the wall up to his elbow. Naruto slowly pulled his arm out of the wall and everyone was even more astonished to find no wounds on his arm. Naruto glared at Ron and for a second Ron swore his eyes turned red and slitted. When he spoke it sent a shiver through the entire group and Ron would never forget the fear he felt. "The next time you insult Hermione, I'm going to tie you up and feed you to the first man eating creature I find in the forbidden forest. You will apologize to Hermione and do anything to make up for your stupidass comment. I heard what you said, she was only trying to help, and you insulted her for it. And yes she does have a friend here, so remember that the next time you insult her, that her FRIEND will come after you. You will not be able to hide, do you understand?" All Ron could do was nod his head, he was to frighten to speak.

After getting confirmation out of Ron, he through him to the ground and walked off. Before he was out of hearing he stopped and looked over his shoulder. "I don't mind being friends, but I will not stand for any of mine to be bullied. So if your my friend apologize before the days gone." With that he and his group disappeared around the corner.

"Told you not to let Naruto find out. Now you need to find Hermione and apologize before the end of the day or Naruto comes after you again." Harry said helping Ron up.

"Ye….yea i screwed up big time. Merlin's beard he was scary, I thought he was going to kill me there for a second." they hurried off, but before Neville left he turned to the wall that Naruto punched. There was now a giant hole through the wall and he shivered.

"Definitely don't want to be on his bad side. If he really did connect that punch, Ron would definitely be dead." He shivered again and ran off to catch up with the group.

Great Hall Evening

Everyone was enjoying their halloween with sweets and favorite foods, Naruto was eating his ramen all the while glaring at Ron. he didn't see Hermione there and figured Ron hadn't found her yet. Doesn't mean he would let him off the hook. If Ron didn't apologize to Hermione by tomorrow he was more than willing to torture Ron for the rest of the year. Seeing Naruto's glare Pansy and Daphne decided not to attempt to pet his whiskers, instead they sat together whispering to each other.

Harry looked around the table trying to spot Hermione, "do any of you know where Hermione is? I didn't see her in class the rest of the day." he asked around.

A first year girl turned to him, "yea I saw her in the girls bathroom stall crying. Who ever did that to her sure is in for a lot of pain once Naruto gets hold of them." Everyone knew that Naruto was protective of his friends, and would cause pain and humiliation to all who messed with them.

"Yea, and by his glare I'd say Ronald here is going to be the one to face it." Fred said while George and a few of the surrounding gryffindors chuckled. Ron just dips his head lower trying to not look at Naruto's hateful glare.

As the evening went by, all of a sudden the great hall doors burst opened and professor Quirrell came running down the alse yelling, "there's a troll in the dungeon!" He huffs and puffs as he stops in the middle of the room.

"Thought you should know" He said before he pass out onto the floor.

Naruto covers his ears as the room erupts into screams and everyone is scrambling to get out.

"Hey when did Hannabi get here?" Konohamaru asked Naruto. Naruto just shook his head.

"Silence!" Dumbledore roars, and the room quiets down.

"Perfects lead your fellow house to their respective commonrooms. Professors with me." he spoke in a authoritative tone. Naruto couldn't hold in a small smirk seeing him still in the costume he put Dumbledore in. the headmaster seemed to of grown fond of the costume.

As everyone was exiting the hall, Harry grabs Ron out of line and lead him away. "Hermione is still in the girls bathroom, we need to get her."

"Oh bollocks" Ron said as he followed Harry. As they made there way away from the rest of the students, a small shadow followed the pair out.

As they made their way through the hall they stopped as they saw the troll enter the girls bathroom. "Looks like the troll is no longer in the dungeons." Ron said as they ran after it.

Hermione exited the stall in the girls bathroom wiping her eyes when she stopped spotting a pair of large ugly legs. She followed the legs up until she saw the face of a troll looking back at her. She quickly reentered the stall and ducked down as the troll swiped his club through, breaking down the stall walls. Harry and Ron entered to see the troll swipe again when they saw Hermione duck down again. "Hermione run!" Harry yelled.

Hermione made her way under the sinks as the boys threw depree at the troll. When that didn't work Harry ran up and jumped and made his way to the trolls shoulders. As he took out his wand, the troll was whipping back and forth until Harry's wand ended up in the troll's nostril. The troll was able to grab ahold of Harry's leg and held him up preparing to use his club to smash his head in.

"Do something Ron!" Harry yelled as the troll swiped and missed.

"Do what?" Ron said looking around.

Another swipe and miss. "Anything!" Harry yelled again.

Ron pulled out his wand trying to remember the levitation spell. Hermione looked at him, "remember it's swish and flick."

As the troll brought up his club again Ron swish and flicks Wingardium Leviosa, and as the troll brought his hand down he looked confused as to where his club went. As he looked up, Ron canceled the spell and the club came crashing down on its head. Right before it hit a small flicker raced across the room and into the trolls ear. The troll wabled for a few seconds and then came crashing down and dropping Harry. They walked up to the troll and Harry retrieved his wand which was covered in snot. The troll was dead, they had killed it.

Right then Professor Mcgonagall, Querrill, and Snape came running into the bathroom, only to pull up short as they saw the troll. "Merlin, what were you thinking taking on a fully grown mountain troll. Why I've never-"

She was cut off as Hermione stepped forward. "It's my fault professor, I went after the troll thinking that I could Handle it. Ron and Harry saved my life." Both Ron and Harry were surprised to hear Hermione lie for them.

"Well then," professor Mcgonagall said, "five points will be taken from gryffindor," she then turned to Harry and ron, "and five points….to each of you for sheer dumb luck."

All three kids smiled at each other, it was then that Harry saw a deep gash on Snape's leg, right before he covered it up looking back at Harry.

They were herded out of the bathroom by Querrill and Mcgonagall, and were taken to their common room. As Snape turned to leave a small sparkle caught his eye. It was coming from the trolls ear. As he bent down he pulled out a thin needle like metal object. It looked like a long toothpick made of metal. He held it up to look at it as he exited the restroom, when movement to his right caught his eye. He whipped out his wand and pointed it towards the shadows. It was then that he saw bright blue eyes stare back at him. It was Naruto, and he smiled back a Snape. "Ah, so that's where it went. Be careful there's poison on it."

Snape handed the needle back to Naruto. "Am I to presume that it was you who actually killed the troll? Why did you not reveal yourself at the time?"

"Ninja"

"Of course. Well then ten points to you for being the one who actually killed the troll, and another twenty for doing it without being seen. Now head to your bed and get some rest Mr. Uzumaki." Naruto then leaned back into the shadows and disappeared.

Snape looked at the spot Naruto disappeared from and raised an eyebrow, "I didn't even see him leave, quite fascinating."

Slytherin Common Room

The common room of slytherin house was bustling with noise as everyone was getting ready for the quidditch match between gryffindor and slytherin. Those who weren't apart of the team who were already at the pitch was painting their faces green and silver. There was a covered area where it sounded like sawing, hammering, and Theodor swore there was jackhamming as well. The curtains opened and Pansy, Daphne and Konohamaru came out passing items to other first years, and a few to second and third years as well.

"What do you guys have there?" Asked Blaise as he finished with the paint.

"These are for supporting Naruto so put them on." Pansy ordered them. There were wild blond wigs, and they drew whiskers on everyone who was supporting Naruto.

"Then why are you girls covered head to toe in a large robe?" Draco asked. He decided to just spike his own hair like Naruto and wear the whiskers.

"It's a surprise!" Konohamaru said smiling with a small blush.

"Lucky twerp" Theodor mumbled underneath his breath.

After finishing up they head outside towards the pitch. It was for once a nice sunny day out and many of the students and staff were looking forward to enjoying the sun. as they found their rows, the girls and Konohamaru set up their sign ready when Naruto appeared.

As the gryffindor team waited to be announced, Harry was getting nerves for his first match. "Scared Potter?" Wood asked as he looked over.

"Yea"

"So was I my first match as well."

"What happened?"

"I don't really remember, took a bludger to the head, woke up in the hospital three days later."

Harry gulped as they were announced. They flew up and around the pitch waving at the crowd.

On the other side of the pitch Naruto and the rest of the slytherin team waited for their intro.

"No matter what Naruto. The moment you find the snitch grab it."

"What happens if I find it in pretty fast?"

"Get it anyways. Besides the shortest game ever played was thirty minutes. And those were professionals. Grab the snitch under that time and you would be scouted by the pros." Flint said as they got on their brooms.

As they flew around the pitch, the slytherins revealed their sign.

Ninja them Naruto

Pansy and Daphne open their robs to reveal that they were wearing cheerleading outfits. They wore a crop top that was green with a silver snake in the middle to represent slytherin house. Their skirts were just above their knee and was silver and green. Konohamaru and the girls took out pom poms and waved them around.

"Give me a N!" Konohamaru shouts.

"N!" the crowd shouts.

"Give me a I!"

"I!"

"Give me a N!"

"N!"

"Give me a J!"

"J!"

"Give me a A!"

"A!"

"What's that spell!" this time Pansy, Daphne and Konohamaru shout together.

The crowd roars, "ninja" and they scream for Naruto to ninja the competition.

On the other side in the gryffindor section, Hermione slaps her head in her hand.

Naruto waves at them smiling seeing them dress up with his hair and whiskers. As the players gathered together waiting for madam Hooch to start the game, he looks over at Harry and smiles. "Hey Harry you excited."

"A little you"

"Yea me too"

Hooch walks to the chest and stares at the players. "I want a nice clean game." She said and she seemed to be looking directly at the slytherins. Guess they don't always play by the rules. Well neither do shinobi.

Shinobi rule five- a true shinobi doesn't always follow the rules.

As she opened the chest the bludgers and the snitch flew out. The training snitch they used was at most low chunin speed, while this one was high chunin. Still Naruto was a anbu, so it might as well have been taking a leisurely stroll around the pitch. As he waited for madam Hooch to toss up the quaffle, he followed the snitches trajectory and waited.

"And the quaffle is up and gryffindor has it." Lee Jordan announced.

Naruto liked Lee, he was a pretty funny guy with some great comebacks. The twins and Naruto would bring Lee into some of their pranks, and have him run interference on Filch or the other professors. He could always talk his way out of trouble, which he did at a constant rate, as Naruto would escape silently and the twins would run before they were caught.

"Ooo, foul on slytherin, you know they should really read a quidditch rule book for once."

"Jordan!"

"Sorry professor Mcgonagall"

Naruto was enjoying Lee's colorful comentation, and watching the players fly around each other. It's been ten minutes and Harry still hadn't found the snitch. He's been following it the whole game, but didn't want to end it too soon. Though at this rate he'll be sitting here far longer if this keeps up. Now he is an anbu, so he knows the usefulness behind patience, but he generally isn't very patient. So to save him the boredom, he jumps up and stands on his broom.

"Oh it looks like Naruto is about to do something. Good thing too because gryffindor is leading by ninety points."

Naruto turns to Harry. " Hey did you find the snitch yet?" he asked as he waited for the snitch to come into position.

"No you?" Harry asked a little worried Naruto might get it before he did.

"Been following it since it's release. But I'm board of this position so see ya." he said before he dives off his broom.

"He dove off his broom! Uzumaki jumped off his broom and diving towards the ground. What his he thinking?!" Lee yells.

He timed it just right. As he was diving, he saw both bludgers hit by the Weasley twins and they were heading right towards him. He smiles and spinned around catching both bludgers in the hook of his ankle and spins once more kicking them back at them. He hits right on target and the twins fall off their brooms. He maneuvers back into a dive and waited for the snitch to cross his path.

"Did you see that! Did you all see that! Uzumaki just kicked the bludgers back at the gryffindor beaters and knocked them off their brooms! That as never been seen before! And Uzumaki goes for another dive, what his he doing?" Lee is out of his seat watching Naruto dive. The rest of the audience is looking at him, some screaming for someone to help him and others just staring wide eyed.

Pansy and Daphne scream as they saw Naruto dive off his broom. Konohamaru continues to cheer yelling, "ninja time, ninja time."

"He's going to hurt himself!" Pansy screams frantically.

"Is he an idiot!" Theodor yelled.

"He's dead" Blaise comments.

"I'll grab the shovels, so we can bury his body, or do you think he would prefer to be cremated?" Daphne asked. Que sweat drops.

As Naruto got closer and closer to the ground he started to worry. He knows he timed it right but the snitch isn't in the path yet.

Mcgonagall gasps as she just saw Naruto jump off his broom, 'what is that idiot boy thinking. He can seriously hurt himself that far up'. She took out her wand and was about to cast the the arresto momentum to catch him, when her arm was grabbed by Snape.

"What are you doing, he's going to hit the ground."

"Just wait, he jumped off for a reason, and besides I've seen shinobi like him jump off much higher places." He told her, and she lowered her wand.

"Better tell Promfy to have a bed ready for him." Snape just smirks.

As Naruto came closer to the ground, he caught sight of the snitch heading right in front of him. Perfect.

He stretches out and grabs the snitch, then he flips around just as Angelina, one of the gryffindor chasers fly by. He grabs onto her broom and flips around it to slow his momentum. He lets go and flips two more times, and rolls as he hits the ground and stands up.

"And Uzumaki sticks the landing! What a great feat of bravery, but what was his reason for doing in the first place? Hey wh-" he pauses as he remembers the last time he heard one of the girls call him whiskers, and he decided to try it out. He too learned that Naruto could be very creative with duct tape.

"Hey Naruto why the bloody hell did you jump!?"

"Lee Jordan, last warning."

"Sorry, sorry. But how did he pull it off ladies and gentlemen, and why?"

Naruto holds up his arm showing the snitch in his hands and yells out.

"Ninja!"

Slap, Hermione smacked her head.

Madam Hooch blows her whistle ending the game. "Uzumaki has the snitch! Slytherin wins, an amazing feat pulled off by slytherins seeker, and under thirty minutes. It's a new record. Naruto Uzumaki as just broken the professional record of the shorts game played." Lee announces and the slytherin side of the stadium roars with victory. The other players fly down and dog pile him smiling and cheering him for catching the snitch.

On the stands Naruto's friends were cheering, the boys were holloring and the girls were waving their pom poms in the air. Konohamaru jumps up onto the ledge and and quickly went through the now familiar hand signs and roared upwards with a low power fire jutsu and the crowd cheered louder.

"When I saw you jump, I thought you were the craziest guy I've met" Marcas said as they were in the dressing room.

"I can't believe you found the snitch so fast" a slytherin beater said.

"I found and followed the snitch since it was released. I didn't want the game to end too fast." Naruto told them. There was a silence in the room as everyone stared back at him with wide eyes.

"Then why-" Marces spoke then paused.

"How?" another slytherin said.

"The snitch was moving pretty slow, and I'm use to moving at a much faster pace. And I was getting bored up there just watching. Hey next year can I play a different position, seeker is not that interesting."

The team just sweat drops, the seeker is the most important player of the game, and Naruto doesn't want it? They shake their head and head back for a celebration in the common room. "Sure Uzumaki, sure next time." Marcas told him patting him on the back.

"But how'd you know where the snitch would be and time it just right with that gryffindor chaser?" he really wanted to know his secret, to plan something like that would take a master strategist.

"Ninja"

They hear a loud slap across the grounds.

Common Room Celebration.

In the common room of slytherin house, every member was present, celebrating their victory over gryffindor. Naruto was the center of attention, and he was surrounded by his friends and team.

"That was so awesome boss!" Konohamaru said jumping up and down.

"Best play I've ever seen." Theo

"Did you guys see what he did with the bludgers? That was awesome. The Weasleys never knew what hit them." Draco said patting Naruto's back.

"Hey Naruto, when you were falling, did you happen to think if you wanted to be buried or cremated?" Pansy hugs Naruto and slowly guides him away from Daphne.

'Merlin's beard, where do these thoughts come from' Pansy thought.

Marcus and the team come over with what would appear to be a bottle of liquor. The team surrounds him and Marcus throws a arm around his shoulders and holds the bottle up to him. "Since you were the one who won the game for us, you get first dibs on this fire whisky we got from Filch's office."

"You stole that from Filch?" Blaise asked surprised.

"Sure did. All we had to do is wait until he went after the Weasley twins and getting in and out was easy." he replies.

"Nice" Draco said.

"Well then," Naruto said before taking a sip. He immediately spits it out and Marcus just so happened to be in the path.

"Did you really have to spit it out at me?" Marcus said wiping his face with a napkin.

"What kind of shit is this? This taste like someone pissed inside!" Naruto said capping and tossing the bottle back at Marcus.

"I'll be back" and with that Naruto went back to the room, and grabbed a scroll at the bottom of his chest. It was a small gift from Anko-nee, that was hidden and he waited for the right moment to open it. Winning quidditch against slytherins rivels is a pretty good moment.

He came back down and headed for the snack table. They gathered around as he opens the scroll, and they see little wiggly lines on the scroll.

"What are those?" Pansy asked him.

"These are seals that can do a variety of things. Though here I think you guys call them runes."

"Wait so you already know how to use runes? These look like the advance stuff we're learning." Marcus said as the rest of the team files up behind them.

"These are actually basic, and even Konohamaru can use these easily enough. This particular one is a containment seal and is used to hold a vast majority of things." Naruto places his hand on the seal and added chakra. With a puff of smoke a large jug appears, and the seals on the scroll are gone.

"Now this is what I'm talking about. Grade A sake." Naruto smiles.

"Hey next time I have ancient runes, do you think you could help me study?" Adrian asked Naruto.

Naruto just shrugs and pours everyone a cup of sake. Lucky Anko provided sake cups as well. "Now be careful this stuff is strong."

Everyone just nods and collects their cup. Even Konohamaru was handed one.

"Naruto! Don't give Maru liquor, he's to young." Pansy scolded him.

"Konohamaru is training to be a ninja, he as more right to drink then any of you do."

"Sniff, thanks boss." Konohamaru said with tears in his eyes.

Pansy opened her mouth to say something more when Marcus interupts her and stands on the table holding up his cup. "A toast to Naruto, youngest seeker to catch the snitch in record time, and being one of the best slytherin this house could ever have. To Naruto!"

"To Naruto!" everyone shouts and drinks.

Three hours later

Naruto sat in a armchair reading his transfiguration book while sipping on his sake. He shakes the jug, and felt there was enough in there for a few more cups. He looks up at the sprawl of bodies all over the common room. Every single slytherin, including Konohamaru were passed out drunk from his sake. Grade A ment it was good and strong. Ninjas liked it that way, because if they drank enough they would forget the horrors they face on a daily basis. It needed to be strong because shinobi have a high metabolism, so they burn of the liquor pretty quick.

He saw Pansy and Daphne on the couch curled up next to each other, they were the first to fall. He then turned to Blaise and Theodor, who looked to be passed out on a mountain of bodies. They were rough housing with some of the older students, and they seemed to have won. Draco was next, he was passed out on another armchair with a few older girls curled up on his lap. Who knew that a drunk Draco was such a successful flirt.

At a table Marcus and a few others along with Konohamaru were passed out, they had a drinking contest, and Konohamaru won. Even a ninja in training can handle their liquor better than most.

With a snort of humor he comments, "light weights."

Naruto heard Snape walk into the common room and looked around. His face seemed to creas in a frown even more, if that was even possible. He made is way over to Naruto, and shoved a passed out student off the armchair next to him and sat down turning to Naruto. Naruto holds out a cup of sake and hands it to Snape without a word.

With a sniff of his drink he takes a sip and comments, "Grade A, must say that you shinobi do know how to make a drink. Last time I had some of this was with your mother."

"Did she ever get the entire house drunk before?"

Snape looks around the room and remembers his school days with Kushina. She brought sake every year and every year without fail the house would be passed out drunk, and the next morning they would have the most intense hangover ever. He looks over at the jug Naruto was using to pour another glass. With that much sake the house will suffer greatly tomorrow.

"Every year. I should punish everyone, but instead I will not be giving them a potion for their hangovers, and will instruct madam Pronfy not to assist them either."

Naruto saw Snape smirk at him and he smiled back. Never say Naruto would pass up on a good prank, no matter who, friend or foe.

The next morning, Naruto sat at the table enjoying his ramen as the rest of the table was filled with moans and still passed out students with their face in their food. Pansy and Daphne were slumped up against him moaning while holding their heads. Naruto was slowly petting their heads to help relieve some pain across the table Draco, Theo, Blaise, Crabbe and Goyle were all passed out. Draco had his face in his eggs and sausage, Naruto decided to place a large sausage in his mouth. Konohamaru was like a true shinobi, he bounced back in the morning and was eating his breakfast and poking the guys passed out in their plates. He and Naruto put some of them into awkward situations, and sat back down in satisfaction.

The rest of the houses were staring at them wondering why they all looked like they had hangovers. The twins snickered as they saw Naruto and Konohamaru going around the table changing the unconscious ones into hilarious positions.

"Wonder where they found the alcohol?" Fred asked.

"Bet Naruto had some stashed away." George answered his brother.

"Their under aged, they shouldn't be drinking. They'll ruin their mind." Hermione comments huffing at the slytherins.

"At least Naruto didn't drink any." Ron said.

"No he did, he's just knows how to hold his liquor." Harry told them.

"How do you know that?" Hermione.

"He told me before we entered the hall."

"But I didn't see him." Hermione said. She looks over at Naruto, and he looked back at her. He smiled at her making her blush and he mouthed the word Ninja at her. She then sighed and slapped her face.

"Of course, ninja"

Winter

As winter set in at Hogwarts, many of the students were packing up to go home for the holidays. Naruto and Konohamaru were packed and ready to leave for the Malfoys, where he and his friends decided to spend their christmas. This would be the first time Naruto or Konohamaru were going to have their first christmas. Naruto would have to ask Mrs. Malfoy if he could go to Diagon alley to shop for gifts for his friends.

As Naruto entered the great hall to what for the others, he spotted Hermione talking to Harry and Ron who seemed to be playing some type of game. He walked up and caught the end of their conversation.

"Well you might not find Nicolas Flamel in the regular section, but what about the restricted section?" Hermione told them. Naruto would need to check up on this Nicolas Flamel person when he got back.

"Hey guys what are you doing for your break?" he spoke deciding to not let out that he heard their conversation.

"Hey Naruto. Me and Ron-

"Ron and I" Hermione corrected Harry.

With an eye roll, "Ron and I are staying, because his parents are going to visit his brother charily in Romania, and Hermione is heading home."

Hermione turns around and smiles at Naruto. "So Naruto, what are you going to do for your holidays?" She asked a little too enthusiastic.

"Well Draco's parents invited me and Konohamaru over to their place for our first christmas."

"Wait, you never had a christmas before?" Ron asked.

"My home doesn't celebrate it, but we do have a winter solstice."

"Well then while I have you here Naruto, I got you a little thing for christmas." Hermione said holding out a small little box to Naruto. He opens it up and a new wand sheath was displayed. It was a lot nicer than the one he bought, only because Ollivander was pushing to buy an expensive one. So to rub it in his nose Naruto bought a cheap case that was used. He regretted it afterwards.

"Thanks Mione" He said with a large smile. Hermione could never keep herself from blushing every time he smiled at her.

"Oh and I got you a gift too. Though I'll have to send yours when I buy it later guys, sorry."

Both Harry and Ron nod their head in acceptance, and Naruto handed Hermione a large book. "I took some of Konohamaru's academy books and translated them to english for you. It has the complete shinobi history, and how the countries and villages were created."

Hermione lets out a squeal and hugs Naruto tight. "Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou." She said right before she sat down and began to read. She tuned out everyone, and would most likely not acknowledge anyone until she stopped reading. Which by the looks of things, it would most likely be until she returns from holidays.

"Uh Hermione shouldn't you be heading to the train station?" Ron asked as he reached over to lower her book.

As his hand got closer to the book Hermione suddenly looks up and glares at him. "Touch my book and you won't have that hand to touch yourself with ever again." Ron squeaks and pulled his hand back. Naruto and Harry burst out laughing.

"Alright guys me and Konohamaru need to get going see you guys after the break." With that he left them to their devices.

Harry just realized something and turned to Hermione. "Hey why did you correct my pronunciation, and didn't correct Naruto?" He asked, only to get no response.

He went to lower the book to asked her again, when he to got her glare. He took back his hand and lowered his head. "Never mind."

Naruto and his friends were waiting by the train station, to make sure that they brought everything they needed, when Theodor looked over and saw Marcus and a few of the quidditch team heading over to them.

"Hey Naruto, where you going for the holidays?" Marcus asked as they walked up.

"Draco and his parents are hosting me and Konohamaru for christmas." Naruto told him.

"Ah, so I guess I'll see you at the yearly christmas party the Malfoys throw every year."

"Yup, I'm excited, it'll be their first christmas ever." Pansy said enthusiastically.

"Really, your first christmas? Well expect the best present from me." Marcus said.

"Yea right, I'm his best mate, if anyone's going to give him the best present it's going to be me." Draco

"You always give the crappiest presents." Blaise said rolling his eyes.

"Do not, I gave you a broom last year. It was a great broom."

"It was your old broom, and you didn't tell me that a part of it was broken. I couldn't get to far off the ground, because it kept dropping out from under me."

"Your just a bad flyer, that's all."

"Cheap skate."

"Asshole"

"Blond bastard"

"Hey what did I have anything to do with your squabble?" Naruto asked Blaise with an obvious fake hurt looked.

"Not you the other blond."

"Hey!" Daphne spoke up following Naruto's lead.

"Not you the other other one" Blaise said frustrated.

Everyone just laughed at him and turned as the conductor announced that students my now board. "Well see you guys at the station." Marcus said as they began walking off.

"Did you guys want to sit with us?" Naruto asked, and they all turned around.

"I don't think the compartments are big enough."

Naruto just smiled at them. "Ninja"

Another Train Ride

"If there's anything else my lord please, do not hesitate to let me know." The conductor said before leaving the Uzumaki cart.

Everyone stared at Naruto with wide eyes and slack jaws. Naruto brought them all to his personal cart he had on the train, and it was big enough to fit his friends and the slytherin quidditch team.

"How'd you get them to hand you an entire cart just for you?" Marcus asked. He had never seen this cart before, it was the very first cart and the conductors wouldn't let any other student inside.

"Well, at Hogwarts I'm just Naruto, but outside I'm lord Uzumaki, richest and oldest family in the magical community. My ancestors apparently created the Magical community to keep magical beings safe." Naruto told everyone. He read it in one of the books he bought from the book store and he made it a habit to read up on his family as much as possible.

"Do you get this treatment everywhere?" Theodor asked.

"Pretty much."

"My father was turned down so that he could have the executive suit at the Aspen inn." Draco told them.

They continued to talk for a few hours and the trolly lady delivered candy to them, free of charge, for lord Uzumaki. His friends seem to keep forgetting that his family name brings great respect from all. They had Konohamaru try his first ever magical candy. They roared with laughter as he had his first taste of acid pops, and he ran around screaming that his tongue was gone. They even had another round of every flavor bean, to see who would get the worst one. And again Naruto got a fruity flavor or a ramen flavor, and everytime he got a ramen one he through his hands in the air yelling.

"Ramen!"

They eventually made it to kings crossing and exited the train. Marcus and the team waved them goodbye, and would see them at the christmas party. Narcissa was waiting for them as they were walking up and she smiled at them. She gave Draco a hug and kissed his cheek, that made the other chuckle at his embarrassed face. Naruto eagerly returned the hug and kiss with her making the others chuckle at Draco again, it seemed his mother had taken a liking to him.

"Oh Naruto, I wished you would of told me your family name sooner. Kushina was a great friend of mine, she was in a younger year, but she got along with everyone. And who is this cute young man?" Konohamaru blushed when she called him cute, and the others smirked at him.

Pansy brings Konohamaru into a hug and speaks to Narcissa, "this is Konohamaru Sarutobi, he is whiskers apprentice. He is the grandson of Naruto's leader back home."

"Oh merlin. Already have a apprentice Naruto? Well it's nice to meet you little Konohamaru, I hope you'll enjoy staying with us."

"Believe it!" Konohamaru cheers, only to be smacked in the back of the head by Naruto.

"Don't start that now." Naruto reprimanded him.

"Alright everyone," Narcissa said pulling out a large hoop, "grab on."

Everyone grabbed a part of the hoop. As Konohamaru grabbed on he turns to Narcissa.

"What now?" he asked.

"Brace yourself." Naruto told him, taking his own advice.

As Narcissa activated the portkey, Konohamaru felt a great twisting in his stomach.

"Oh shit"

Malfoy Manor

Naruto was able to recover faster, but Konohamaru rolled over and vomited his breakfast until there was nothing left. They made to the manor and when they entered Naruto and Konohamaru looked around with shining eyes.

"Holy shit this place is huge." Konohamaru comments.

"Maru watch your language." Pansy said flicks his forehead, like Naruto does to her sometimes.

Rubbing his forehead Konohamaru replies, "yes Pansy-nee chan." he pouts up at her and she hugs him.

"Awww, your just so cute, not as cute as little Naru, but close second."

"Who's Naru?" Narcissa asked.

Daphne and Pansy hold up their fox Naru doll and Narcissa squeals.

"Oh Merlin, those are just the cutest thing. Where can I get them?"

Konohamaru holds up a Naru doll. "Their just three sickles ma'am."

She quickly hands him the money and takes the doll hugging it close to her. Draco holds his head in his hand as the other boys snicker at him.

They made their way up to the third story and separated into rooms. Naruto would share Draco's room, Theodor and Blaise would be in another, Crabbe and Goyle would be in another, the girls would of course be together, and Konohamaru got a whole room to himself. They dressed for bed and gathered in Draco's room to hang out before going to bed. They played exploding snaps, and everytime they swore Naruto had a card that would explode, it would suddenly appear in another's hand.

"I know your cheating Naruto." Draco said after getting the cyclopes card that exploded. It just suddenly appeared in his hand, and he didn't remember ever drawing it.

"Nooooo I'm not." Naruto said innocently.

"Yea Draco stop blaming Naruto, you just suck at this game." Pansy cuts in.

"But I know he's cheating, he's switching cards using his super ninja magic."

"Prove it." Naruto tells him. He smiled because Draco couldn't. Of course he was cheating, doesn't mean he would admit it.

After a few more rounds, and Naruto winning them all, much to their chagrin, they all head off to bed.

The next morning Naruto woke up before Draco did, well before the entire house did, and got dressed. He picked up Konohamaru from his room and went out to find a good place to train. He took him through some basic katas for his taijutsu, and gave him some advice on how to improve is ninjutsu. Eventually Konohamaru was able to reduce his fire jutsu down to only two hand signs. To truly master any jutsu, means that a shinobi didn't have to use any hand signs. Naruto had master the shadow clone technique, transformation, and the replacement jutsus. Naruto would not teach him any more ninjutsus, until he mastered this one.

"Better to have a small repertoire of mastered jutsu, than having a lot and master none of them." Naruto told him when he asked.

"Magic is the same, I'm practicing on doing the spells wordlessly, before I move onto another. Hopefully I can do the first year spells wordlessly before next year."

"You can do it boss, you'll be the best damn ninja wizard ever."

"I'll be the only ninja wizard. There isn't anyone else in the elemental countries that could do both chakra and magic. At least I don't think so."

"Hey do you think you could take me up on your broom? I really want to fly please?" Konohamaru begged him.

After their training, Naruto took him up and flew around doing some flips and spins, all the while Konohamaru is smiling in excitement. Once done they headed inside to shower and meet the others for breakfast.

As they sat down, Lucias at the head and Narcissa at the other. The friends sat in their usual order as they sat at Hogwarts. As they were enjoying their food, Naruto was really pleased to see that they provided ramen for him, Lucias turns toward him to speak.

"So you are a Uzumaki, never would of thought that with your blond hair."

"Yea, I must of taken after my father." Naruto replies. He stops eating thinking about what he just said.

'Blond hair blue eyes? I know for a fact I'm not Yamanaka, who else would have my features.' He thought as he absently ate his ramen.

He didn't hear anyone around him, and they were staring at him with concern as he stared off into space. He shakes his head deciding to think about it later, right now he was with is friends.

"Later today I will take you all to get some new dress robes for the christmas party." Narcissa annonces.

Everyone nods their head and Naruto looks up. "Oh you don't have to do that. I'm sure I have something in my trunk to wear."

"Dear, I insist that you get a new robe. You must look your best, the high society of britain will be in attendance, and they would be very incident that they meet you."

"But I-"

"I insist." She spoke like it wasn't an option. Her eyes narrowed at him and he backed down with a shiver.

"Yes ma'am."

"Never thought I'd see someone cower Naruto so easily." Theodor whispered to Draco.

"My mother can be scarier than you-know-who, when she wants to. Even my father backs down." Draco whispers back.

"Well I never saw Naruto cower before, I'm so going to hold it over his head." Theodor chuckles. Only for a muffin beamed him in the head. He looks up at Naruto expecting to see him looking back, but he was just eating his ramen.

"What th-" Another muffin beams him, and he looks up quickly looking around to see who through it. Again no one looks guilty.

"Bloody ninjas" he growls.

"No"

"Just do it, it's perfectly safe."

"Is this pay back for halloween? Remember you laughed at me in my peiral."

"Naruto you'll be fine, just throw some floo powder and say the destination."

"But what if I catch the flu? Why would I use something named after a cold."

"You won't catch a cold, and it's called floo not flu."

"...right sorry watch we will go first." Draco told Naruto as he and the others grab some floo powder and yell out "Diagon alley" and disappeared into the green flames.

"Alright Naruto, Konohamaru go ahead." Narcissa said behind them.

Naruto grabs some floo powder and walks up to the fire place. He throws it in speaking "diagon alley" and the flames turn green. In a quick movement, he grabs Konohamaru and throws him into the flames. After Konohamaru disappeared Narcissa turns to him with a slight scowl.

"Now why did you do that?"

"Just being sure."

Diagon Alley

"You think he'll do it?" Blaise asked.

"Of course he will. He is a ninja after all." Draco replied.

"I don't know, he looked a little sceptical." Theo comments.

"He'll be fine." Draco

"Bet you he throws Maru through and he blasts out and knocks one of us over, most likely killing one or both, we'll then have to bury the body and pretend that the floo network had a glitch. The authorities would chalk it up as an accident. Naruto would need us to keep our mouth shut so they don't arrest him for murder." Daphne said looking at the fireplace. Every one steps away from her.

"One sickle says Naruto's first." Draco bet Daphne. Everyone else bet on Naruto being first and Daphne took the bets.

Soon the fire turned green and they all looked over to see who came through. Konohamaru blasted through the fire across the room and into another person. He got up and looked down at what he landed on. This person looked like that little perfessor back at Hogwarts, and he wasn't moving.

"Oh no! I killed him, nooooo!" he screams.

"Told you" Daphne said as she collected her winnings.

The others looked back at her. "Are you psychic?" Draco asked.

"No"

"Then how"

"Magic" Everyone just sweat drops at that.

The man on the ground groans, and everyone lets out a sigh of relief.

"Aw, guess I was wrong." Daphne said.

"Are you kids ready to go?" Narcissa asked as she and Naruto walk up to them. They all nodded quickly and left.

The man on the ground gets to his feet and looks around. "What the bloody hell hit me."

They made their way through the alley and up to Madam Malkin's Robes for All Occasions for their robes. As they entered Naruto spotted Neville getting fitted my the same seamstress from the first time. He also noticed Neville's grandmother who still looked like a giant bird standing behind him and ordering to stand up straight.

"Well hello Augusta, how are doing?" Narcissa said walking up to the giant bird of a women.

"Oh Narcissa, hello, I'm getting my grandson his dress robes for the party your hosting."

"Oh great clumsybottom's going to be there, great" Draco whispers with sarcasm.

"Could be worse, you could be dealing with Potter and the Weasleys." Blaise told him.

Draco shivers, "merlin I hope not."

As the others were talking Naruto walks up to Neville as the seamstress goes to the back to get a few things. "Hey Neville so your going to the Malfoy's christmas party?"

"Oh Naruto, yea but gram is forcing me to. I'm not look forward to being pushed around by Draco and his friends."

"Don't worry about them I'll be there as well, so we can hang out when you arrive."

"Really that would be great. At least I'll have one friend there."

"By the way, I still notice that your letting your gram push you around. Come on man stand up for yourself, are you not a gryffindor, the bravest of the houses?"

"Yea but last time you told me to do that my ear was nearly pulled off."

"Well your standing up to me, so what's an old hag compared to a shinobi?"

"Neville stand up straight stop slouching you, stand with whatever dignity you have."

Neville looks at Naruto with determination, "gram shut up." Everyone freezes staring at him. Even the seamstress dropped her things again in astonishment.

Neville continues, "you need to stop disresp-" he yelped interrupted by his gram grabbing his ear again.

"Don't you start again, you ungrateful prat. I went easy on you last time but I guess you need another lesson." she drags him out of the shop.

The seamstress looks at Naruto, and he looks back. "That was fast. Guess we're next." She just stares at him in shock. The others couldn't hold it in and started laughing.

"Now Naruto why did you do that to young Neville. You are just bullying him into trouble." Narcissa told him.

"I'm trying to get him to just stand up for himself. He can't let others dictate his life."

"True, but not by telling him to tell his grandmother to shut it."

"I didn't, he did."

After they received their robes, the girls got a green dress for Daphne and a purple one for Pansy. The guys all got black dress robes, and Naruto was able to get the seamstress to line it with burnt orange. Narcissa allowed them to do some christmas shopping. When all were gathered they headed back through the floo and back to the manor. Naruto retreated back to his room he shared with Draco and wrapped his gifts for his friend. He went to the Malfoys owlery and released Koneko to deliver Harry's and Ron's present. He got Ron a nice wizard chess set, Ron seemed to be a great strategist, he might even give Shikamaru a run for his money. And for Harry he got him a pair of magical glasses, that would adjust to his eyesight, and even darken or lighten automatically. If he was out in the bright sun, his glasses would darken into sunglasses, and if he went into a dark room, the glasses would brighten up so he could see better, he would almost be able to see in the dark.

For his slytherin friends, he got the guys some state of the art brooms for them, knowing that they really enjoy flying. For Konohamaru he got him a remembrall just like Nevill's. For the girls he got Pansy a purple crystal necklace, and Daphne, a pair of emerald earrings. He even got Narcissa a nice pair of onyx earrings, and Lucias a nice snake cane to hold his wand. As he laid in bed he was surprised by how excited he was for christmas to arrive.

Christmas Eve Party

After being introduced to the some of the pureblood wizard families, he was grateful to find himself in another room with the younger wizards. He met with Pansy's parents, who seemed to be as stuck up as Lucias sometimes, and her mother smiled at him like she was planning something. The Greengrass were actually pretty cool, they didn't have too much of a disgust for Muggle born, and he could tell where Daphne gets her quirk, her father.

"So Naruto, my daughter has told me some of the things you have pulled off so far. Just be careful, don't want to have to bury any bodies and threaten others to keep their mouth closed." Mr. Greengrass said patting him on the shoulder.

"I'll try not to." he replied.

He joined his friends near the fireplace and took a seat between Pansy and Daphne. Once seated Theodor handed him a butterbeer, and he took a sip. Butterbeer was actually a pretty good drink, though he wished it were stronger. Good thing he had another bottle of his sake.

"So Naruto I see you survived the mauling." Blaise said smiling.

"Yea and your mother might be visiting my bed later."

"Bloody git." Blaise mumbles.

Soon Marcus joins them and they talk about quidditch and what their hopping to pass on their finals.

"I just want to pass them. My parents would kill me if I didn't." Theodor said.

"Yea but Naruto might be the top student of our year. He's the only one who always makes a perfect potion the first time, even Snape-"

"Professor" everyone tells Draco.

"Damn gits, but PROFESSOR Snape said that some of his potions were even better than the books recipe. Not to mention he's brilliant in transfiguration. I don't know about you guys, but I can tell professor Mcgonagall likes him more than her own gryffindors."

"I know he's going to pass, he's been helping us study for classes every weekend. Naruto can be brutal in his teaching, Konohamaru passes out every night they train." Blaise cuts in.

"Hey if I'm going to help, then it's going to be the best damn help you'll ever get, not my fault you crack easily, even Konohamaru last longer than you." everyone just laughs.

They continued talking until Naruto heard a commotion in the corner. Some older kids who seem to be in their fifth year at Hogwarts, were pushing around Neville. There seems to be five of them, Naruto watched them for a while listening to what they were saying.

"Come on Longbottom, aren't all gryffindors supposed to be stupidly brave. Where's all that bravery at, maybe you left it with your gram to hold. Would explain how she pushes you around so easily." one of them said.

Another kicks Neville's legs out from under him, "get up fat ass, lets see some gryffindor bravery from you. You'd probably be better off in Hufflepuff, where all the unwanted are put." another put in. Naruto was starting to not like where this was going, but knew Neville would need to start defending himself soon. So he held back and waited.

Neville got back up onto his feet and put up his hands in a boxing form, it was completely wrong, but Naruto would give him the credit.

"Oh, so Longbottom does have some guts somewhere hidden. Well come on then boy." the first guy said pushing Neville back.

All of a sudden Neville throws a right hook, and catches the guy in the face. There was a satisfying crunch as the guys nose broke and he fell to the floor.

"You fucking bloody git. Get him." the now broken nose guy told his cronies.

The pounced on Neville and when he was on the floor they continued to kick him. The first guy with the broken nose got up and joined them. "You good for nothing weakling git, how dare you attack me like that. Your as weak as your weakling dead parents. They were useless good for nothings, only riding on their families tail coat, I'm glad that such weak wizards were killed off, makes room for the proper wizards to expand and get stronger."

At those words Naruto's eyesight went red. Bullying others was not a problem for him, but to insult someone's dead parents, that he couldn't let go. Neville was a sort of friend, and that meant kicking these guy's ass if they went to far. A little bit of killing intent burst out of him, it made everyone including his friends jump away. At the end of the day, his friends would swear that his eyes turned red and slited.

"Hey dickwads!" Naruto yelled as he walked over. "You asses are the ones weak, what it takes five of you to get him."

"Shut your mouth Uzumaki, this gryffindork, is getting what he deserves, see what he did to my nose." the leader said.

Naruto looks down at Neville who some blood on him, and then he looked back at the others. "It looks to me like he got the drop on your weak ass."

"Yea!? Well what are you going to do about it?"

Naruto just smiles at him, "let's step outside and I'll show you."

The fight didn't even last five minutes before Naruto was walking back to the manor. The assholes were in a pile groaning, they all matched each other. They had broken noses black eyes, and they were covered in each others blood. The spectators were astonished at the speed at which he took them down. His friends always joked about him being a ninja, but seeing what he just did brought it to their attention. Naruto was a fearsome ninja when the time comes.

Naruto walks up to Neville holding out a cup of butterbeer, "hear this should help. By the way, good punch but I see you didn't do it right."

"Yea, but it did feel good doing it." Neville told him sipping his butterbeer.

"Hear, it might be a little early for christmas presents, but this could do you a lot of good in the future." Naruto hands him a book, he opens it up and the words and pictures show him that they are workouts and fighting styles.

"They may not be much to wizards, but if you lose your wand these techniques could come in handy."

"Thanks Naruto, this means a lot." Neville smiles. Now that he knows there's someone on his side, he wouldn't let Naruto down.

After the party and everyone left, they group met back up in Draco's and Naruto's room in their pajamas to play some more games.

"Merlin's beard, you were amazing out there Naruto." Theodor said.

"Yea you think you could teach us how to fight like that?" Draco asked.

"I could, but it won't be easy, and if you ask Konohamaru it'll be tuff."

They all nod and hope that when they had more time Naruto would give them some lessons. As they finished up their last few games, to which Naruto won them all. They headed off to bed excited for christmas day tomorrow.

Naruto was having a miraculous dream, a giant bowl of ramen was in front of him and it never ran out. It was the best, when all of a sudden Naruto wakes up with a large grunt, wondering what hit him. Apparently all his friends snuck into the room and dog piled him shouting, "Merry Christmas!"

"Come on whiskers, hurry up there's presents to open." Daphne told him.

They came downstairs to see Draco's parents sitting in a armchair sipping on some warm drinks waiting for the kids. Everyone ran over to the christmas tree and started handing over presents. For Konohamaru, he got a bunch of treats, and a book about quidditch. Naruto opened up his sealing scrolls, which both Lucias and Narcissa were amazed that he knew advance runes already. He gave Draco, Theo and Blaise three brand new Nimbus two thousand and ones, along with a scroll on fighting and working out. For the girls, they opened up their presents from him and squealed at thr necklace and earrings, they too got the same scroll as the boys. Naruto was always practical. Narcissa thanked Naruto for her earrings happly putting them on.

"Merlin, this cane is magnificent." Lucias said in awe as he received it from Naruto.

Everyone was then shoving presents at Naruto wanting to open theirs first. He got a bunch of brand new quidditch equipment from the guys. He didn't get a new broom, because his firebolt was still state of the art and could still out fly the brooms he got the guys. The girls gave him a bag that had a pocket dimension in it, so it could hold an unlimited number of items. This would be very helpful to him. And Narcissa gave him a picture album, inside were just a few pictures she had of his mother from their school days, and one or two during her time as an aurora. This was the most precious things he had ever received.

"Thank you" He said in a low voice hiding the tears in his eyes.

"Your welcome Naruto. I knew you would want as many pictures of your mother as you could get." Narcissa said with a smile.

As everyone was eating breakfast, the girls were wearing their jewelry from Naruto, and the guys had their new brooms by their seats ready to go outside after to ride them. The house elves that served them bowed to Naruto and continued to provide him all the ramen he wanted. They were the best.

"Merlin I love this necklace so much, thank you whiskers!" Pansy said hugging his head.

"Can..'t breath, let ..go" Naruto released himself taking a deep breath.

"Sorry whiskers" she said with a blush.

They all finished their food and were about to get up to fly when Naruto felt a familiar feeling in his stomach.

"What the-" he said before every thing began to grow larger around him.

Naruto once again found himself in the form of a five year old with fox ears and tails.

Both Pansy and Daphne squeal. "It worked, those Weasleys are geniuses."

"What did you do! Those damn twins are going to get it!" Naruto pouts.

Before any of the girls got ahold of him, Narcissa swoops in and picks him up. "Oh Merlin you are the cutest thing ever." she said hugging him close.

"Can we have whiskers back, we really want to pet those whiskers he as on his cute face. If you pet them just right he purrs." Pansy told her.

"Noo, don't pet Naru, don't pet Naru." Naruto said with his puppy dog eyes.

It backfired on him when Narcissa squealed and started to pet his whiskers. He started purring, and the girls squealed as the guys laughed. Even Lucias let out a small chuckle. The girls kept trying to reach for Naruto, only for Narcissa to swat their hands away and hold him closer.

For the next three hours Naruto endured a marathon of petting from Narcissa, who cued at him all day and carried him everywhere. This was why he had the dolls made, so he didn't have to put up with this. Nothing did beat the real thing.

Eventually Naruto turned back to normal and joined the guys in the air to escape the pouting faces of the girls.

That night as Naruto laid in bed ready for bed, he had a wide smile on his face. He couldn't remember a time, except one where he was this happy. Just as his eyes closed a last conscious thought passed through his mind. 'Wonder if I will be able to see her tonight.'

Mindscape

Naruto wakes up in a sewer with water up to his ankle. He knows where he is, he's in his mind. It's a dark damp place with moldy and rotting walls, and sewer pipes above his head. There are three pipes up there, one is red and malevolent, another was a violent blue flowing through, and the last was a calm purple hue one that looked like it was brand new. They represented his chakra, magic, and the chakra of the malevolent being that he was imprisoning. He walked down the dark sewer passage way with familiar steps. He's taken these passageways many times in his younger years. He was seven when he first saw this sewer. He passed a familiar cage, that was forty stories tall and had a simple seal in it to keep what was inside from breaking out. It still surprises him how much seals could do, just by some squiggles on a piece of paper.

He gives a wave at the cage, and hears chuckling on the other side.

"You sure are desperate for it to be there." The voice said with some hummer.

"Shut it furball" Naruto replied as he passed.

More deep chuckling. "Good luck kit" the voice said.

When Naruto was younger, he and the prisoner hated each other, but after his run in with another of his fellow burden bearing somewhat brother, he started to get use to the thing, and now they have a agreement with each other. The prisoner helped him out in tight spots and he stayed alive so they would both live. Though if he died the prisoner would just come back after three years. Can't kill a being made of pure power.

He left the cage behind and entered a much nicer passage. Here the walls were new and shined with a golden light to let him see where he was going. There was only one door that ever occupied this passage and it's not always there. It appeared when he was seven, and showed up at random. Sometimes it wouldn't appear for days or weeks. Though at seven it was there every time he checked. Now it took longer and longer between appearances. He desperately hoped it was there. As he got near the end of this passage he saw the door there. His face lit up in a huge smile and he ran the rest of the way there.

He burst through the door and into a beautiful grassy plane. The grass was the greenest he'd ever seen and on a small hill laid the only tree around. It was always in bloom, and stayed that way forever. This was a creation of the mind, so it would only change with the a thought. It was a beautiful lavender wysteria tree, it's beautiful flowing branches gently moved with the warm breeze flowing through it's branches. And right at the trunk of the tree a blanket made of baby blue and orange laid out on the grass and the most beautiful girl he's ever seen was sitting there waiting.

She was waiting for him, everytime he entered she was there smiling at him. When he was seven, she was there to comfort him through the shitty year. And she remained every time he came. She was the one thing that he didn't even tell Hinata about. She was his and felt that if anyone found out about her they would take her from him. He felt a connection to her that he never felt with anyone else. Hinata may of been his first friend and the person he came to in confident, but this girl was like coming home.

He joined her on the blanket and laid his head on her lap and threw a arm around her waist, she then ran her fingers through his hair and petted his whiskers. This was their usual position every time, and Naruto never felt embarrassed when she heard him purr. As she was petting him, she began to sing to him.

He didn't know who she was, they were unable to speak to each other. They couldn't make a sound when they tried to speak, but she could hear him purr, and he could hear her sing. That was as far as they got in communication. She smelled like a garden of flowers and spring, it was a smell he came to associate with comfort and safety. He didn't have to hold back anything, not his tears, anger, or his fear. She would comfort him through all of it and smiled at him making his worries float away.

He didn't understand the language she was singing in, but it was beautiful and full of comfort. He let his guard down around her and closed his eyes listening to her lovely voice. He didn't think of her like a sister, as he does Anko, nor as his greatest friend as he does Hinata. No since she showed up when he was seven, he fell in love with her. She may of been a figment of his imagination to help him through the tough times, but it didn't matter to him. To him she was his heart, the good he wanted to protect.

He opened one of his eyes and looked up at her. She smiled and continued singing, and he smiled a true smile at her. "I love you" he said, but like every time before no sound came from his mouth, but he hoped she could read his lips. She smiled back at him and said something he couldn't hear.

He may not know what she said but he hoped that she would say, "I love you too".

Done

Few that was long. Lets keep this short. Merry Christmas and here are some side stories.

Omake 1

The day after halloween Dumbledore was walking around the grounds enjoying the sunny day, he was still dressed in what Naruto had put him in. He must say that he looked pretty hip if he said so. He turned a corner and saw Konohamaru doing jump ropes. He decided to head over to have a conversation with the young man and see how his stay at Hogwarts was going. As he got closer to him, he made out the jump rope he was seeing. It was white and seemed to be made of some type of hair. He got even closer, and rubbed his now much shorter beard trying to figure out why Konohamaru would use hair as his rope. A few more feet closer and he realized that the hair on the rope was the hair that was chopped off his beard. He decided not to have the conversation, and instead went back to his office to try and fix what Naruto had done to him. He wasn't feeling very hip anymore. When one sees someone using his beard as a jump rope, it makes one feel humiliated.

Omake 2

Anko was in the Hokage's office opening up presents that Naruto sent for winter solstice. Kakashi, Hinata, and the Hokage were opening their gifts as well. Kakashi got a new mask, that changed color to help him camoflash with his surroundings, and even allowed him to breath under water for thirty minutes. He changed into it without the others seeing his face and smiled at how comfortable it was. Hinata received a bag that could hold an unlimited amount of items inside without it weighing down the bag, it was a lavender colored and it matched her outfit. The Hokage got a brand new pipe that kept it self lit and a bag of wizard tobacco that made it's smoke change color and shape. It also had a sweet taste to its flavor.

Anko was given a potions book on what the wizards use, and more wizard candy. She also received muggle candy like pop rocks. She chewed through the pop rocks as she went through her book and looked up at everyone. "Do any of you want to try this awesome candy Naruto sent me. The wizards sure know how to make good weird looking food."

They nodded, and she gave each of them some small rocks to eat. As they were chewing, the three of them started to feel a burning sensation on their tongue. Soon a hole was burned through and they all screamed in panic. Anko was laughing on the ground as even the Hokage was running around with his hands in his mouth. "Don't worry it's just acid pops. The wizards must be masochists to make something like this. I haven't tried these yet, but I'm sure your tongue will grow back."

She turns the pack around and saw a warning. "Oh what's this?" she said looking at the warning label. "Do not give to muggles, their tongues might not be able to regrow themselves. Wizards only."

"Hummm, hey are shinobi wizards old man?"

The Hokages head shook with wide eyes and everyone panicked more. "Ba, guess we'll take a trip to the hospital." Anko said still laughing at their looks of horror.

After that incident the Hokage forced Anko to take a month long of d rank missions as punishment.

"Fucking cat, how the hell can it breath fire? Bet that asshole Naruto taught it that for some laughs!" Anko screams. She then retreated as the cat started to chase her while shooting fire balls at her.

Final Omake

A very young Itachi walked into a clearing with a purring Tora in his arms. As he got to the center of the clearing he puts the cat down and smiles at it. "Now Tora, if your going to keep running away your going to need some skills to evade your retrieval squad. So make sure you pay attention." and for the next week he taught Tore to attack, defend, evade, and even somehow was able to get the hell cat to shoot fireballs. The Konoha's genin squads would for ever curse the name of whoever taught that fucking demon cat.