A Shinobi's Magical Chakra

Welcome back let's find out what will happen next. Sorry I was Late putting this up. I didn't have a lot of good ideas for this chapter, but it's finally up.

Disclaimer- I do not own Naruto or Harry Potter

Chapter 5

On the train ride back to Hogwarts Naruto sat with guys playing games with magical candy, Konohamaru refused to play, because of what happened last time he tried candy. He swears he still can't feel his tongue.

"Whiskers, are you still angry for what happened at christmas?" Pansy asked.

Ever since Pansy and Daphne turned him back into chibi Naru, he made it a habit to sit away from them, for now. "Yes" was his short reply.

"We're sorry, we just really wanted to see you like that again. That bitch Narcissa kept you from us though." Daphne speaks up.

"Hey! That's my mother." Draco tells her.

"So? She took little Naru away from us, she's evil." she replies back.

"The reason I gave you those doll, was because I didn't want to do that ever again." Naruto told them still not looking at them.

"But they don't purr when we rub their whiskers." Pansy whines.

All of a sudden Konohamaru holds up a two foot doll of Naruto in his chibi form. "Here you go girls. Naru two point O, these new versions purr as you pet their ears or whiskers. These unfortunately go for a whole galleon." He told them demonstrating that it in fact purrs when petted.

They didn't hesitate, they each bought three and they spent the rest of the trip cuddling up with their new Naru doll. The guys just shake their head and continue their round of exploding snaps. And of course Naruto won all the rounds.

"Damn ninja" they complain.

Great Hall

Everyone was in the great hall for dinner, they had just arrived back from their vacation and were getting settled back in for school. Naruto appeared at the gryffindor table between Hermione and the twins. "What's up guys, how'd your holidays go?" he asked.

"Nothing to much, just walked around causing mischief as usual." Fred said.

"By the way thanks for the bag full of goodies, and those awesome kung fu books you gave us." George said holding up one of the books.

"Thanks again Naruto. After you gave me mine, I started on it as soon as possible." Neville said on the other side of Hermione.

Hermione was still engrossed in her book he gave her and continued to ignore everyone. "Your still reading that. I thought you would of finished that by the end of the two week break." Naruto asked in curiosity.

"She would of, but since you gave her that, she missed the train and professor Mcgonagall had to take her to the station to meet her parents. By the way thanks for the new glasses." Harry said, wearing a new stylish pair of glasses that Naruto got him.

"Ugg, don't remind me." Hermione said, "My parents took the book away all during break and said I couldn't have it back until I returned to school." She looked up to explain and then went back to her book.

Naruto just laughed and went back to his table. He sat down with his friends and smiled at everyone enjoying their last free day before classes resumed.

Forbidden Forest

After school had resumed Naruto headed back to his training field in the forest to resume his training. He worked on some of his earth style jutsus, since it was harder for him to master. He knew his element was wind, and those came almost naturally to him, but since earth is it's opposite, learning those jutsu took time. He also went ahead and worked on some of his spells he learned, he worked on making his protection spell strong enough to withstand an assault from a jutsu that he would have a clone shoot at him. He had to put a lot of power behind it, because it seems that chakra is a little more dense than he expected.

At one point, his clone shot a fireball at him before he was ready, and instinct made him bring up his wand in front of him. The purple spiral on his wand lite up and and a powerful shield appeared and absorbed the fireball, making it stronger. Naruto blinked as he realized how he made the shield so strong. He somehow instinctively added chakra with his magic and ran it through his wand. The spell seemed to be more powerful, and was able to not only stop a jutsu, but even absorb it. 'Hmm, interesting. This may come in handy, imagine using magic to fight shinobi. It would be a perfect ace in the hole.' He thinks to himself. This was the first time he had ever experienced the mix of the two energies. The glow on the runes that spiraled around his wand indicated that this was exactly what Mito wanted to happen. He decided that when he got back to Konoha, he would have to go through the Uzumaki manor in order to find anything that would explain what he just did.

He tried it again, but was unable to mix them. He looks at his wand and tried to remember how he did it before. He tried putting just chakra through the wand, but nothing happened. No spell or shield came out. He tried to summon both energies, but was unable to concentrate on more then one energy at a time. For the rest of his time training, he tried to summon both magic and chakra at the same time, but by the end he was unsuccessful. He decided to come back to this another time and headed out of the forest.

As he made his way out of the forest, he looked to his right and saw Hagrid's hut with light coming from the windows. He changed course and head to Hagrid's to visit. He hadn't seen him for awhile, and was always excited to see what knew creatures he found. He made it up to the door and knocked.

Hagrid was tending to the fire in his fireplace watching as the dragon egg he won in a bet with a pretty friendly guy in Hogsmeade, he couldn't wait for it to hatch, he always wanted his own dragon and thought up a whole bunch of names, depending on if it was male or female. There was excitement in his eyes, and he was giddy about having his own dragon. He heard a knock on his door and his eyes widened.

He couldn't let anyone see the egg, it was forbidden to own a dragon. He knew that, but he was confident enough that he could train it to behave around the students. Just look at fluffy, he was very well behaved, and still remained on grounds with Dumbledore's permission.

Hagrid slowly opened the door a cracked and peered out. To his astonishment, Naruto stood there smiling and waving at him. "Hey Hagrid, I just stopped by to visit since I decided to end training a little early. Can I come in?"

"Umm" Hagrid was a little lost for words, "sure but be careful." He said as he stepped back to allow Naruto to enter.

Naruto looked around Hagrid's hut seeing how cozy it felt, with a warm fire going, and spotting some of his rock cakes sitting on the table. "So what are you up to, that had you nervous about opening the door?" Naruto asked with a twinkle in his eye.

"Wha- me nervous baa, I'm not nervous" Hagrid said with a little sweat coming down his forehead.

"Uh hu," Naruto said still looking around. He saw some kind of egg in the fireplace and glanced back at Hagrid. "So what kind of egg are you cooking? I never saw an egg like that before." he said pointing to a sky blue egg glowing slowly brighter the longer it was in the fire.

Hagrid's eyes bulged out and he grew more nervous, "umm" was all he could get out.

"If your not allowed to have it, I won't tell anyone" Naruto told him.

"You promise"

"Yea"

"It's a dragons egg, and I'm going to hatch it. I always wanted one for me self."

Naruto's eyes grew wide, and a sparkle of excitement ran threw him. "Really! A dragon's egg, can I stay and watch it hatch, pleasepleasepleaseplease? Naruto kept asking. He also threw in his patient puppy dog eyes.

"Alright alright you can stay" Hagrid laughed. "But you have to promise not to tell anyone, or they'd take the poor thing from me, ok?" Naruto nodded his head quickly up and down excited to see his first dragon.

"What can you tell me about dragons. And are they as cool as they say they are in the books." Naruto asked. His childish glee was coming out and he sat in one of the chairs to listening to Hagrid tell him everything he knew about Dragons.

Gryffindor Common Room

"So this Nicolas Flamel created the sorcerer's stone that grants immortality. That's what the dog in the room is garding." Harry explains to Ron and Hermione.

"So Snape is trying to get the stone because he wants to live longer? With that face I would think he would want something to change his looks to look better." Ron jokes.

Hermione slaps him on his shoulder, "it's not a joke Ron, this means that Snape could us this to bring back you-know-who."

"Yea, but we still need more information on the stone and we need to let Dumbledore know that Snape is trying to steal it." Harry explained. "Let's talk to Hagrid again, maybe he'll know what to do."

Back to Hagrid's

It was past curfew when the trio made their way out of the castle and headed to the hut at the edge of the forest. Once they got up to the door Harry quickly knocks on the door.

The door opens and Hagrid's face appears behind it, "sorry not in the mood to entertain right now, come back later."

As he was about to shut the door Harry spoke up, "we know about the sorcerer's stone."

Hagrid quickly opens the door and allowed them in, "come on then get in here before your spotted." he said herding them inside.

As they entered his hut, they spotted Naruto sitting at the table enjoying a cup of tea and rock cakes that Hagrid made. "Naruto?" Harry asked.

"What in Merlin's name are you doing here, and how can you eat those so casually, I broke a tooth trying to bite one." Ron exclaimes.

"Hey! Those are a family recipe, don't go putting down ma's cooking skills" Hagrid scolds.

"Sorry" Ron said taking a seat.

"What are you doing here Naruto?" Hermione asked taking a seat next to him.

"Well I just finished my training for the night, and thought about visiting Hagrid. He telling me all about the awesome magical creatures he's come across, and told me that he would let me play with some of them. Isn't that awesome?" Naruto said excitedly. "By the way, what are you guys doing here past curfew?"

"Ummmm," Ron said hesitating.

"So is this about the sorcerer's stone, and how Nicolas Flamel created it, and that it is what fluffy, the three headed dog in the third corridor is garding?" Naruto tells them while tilting his head slightly to the right with a smirk on his face.

All four occupants had their jaws on the floor as they stared back at them. "How'd you-" Hagrid said confused. He never said anything to Naruto about fluffy.

"How did you know what we wanted to ask him about?" Harry asked him as they continued staring at Naruto.

"Ninja"

Hermione slaps her face. "For once, PLEASE give us a real answer."

"You guys talk too loud, and I decided to do a little research of my own at night." he said still with his smirk on his face. "Maybe next time don't talk about secret things in public. Oh and I was reading over your shoulder when you three were in the restricted section." Harry's, Ron's, and Hermione's jaws dropped again.

"What were you three doing in the restricted section?" Hagrid asked them.

"Us? What about Naruto?" Ron exclaimes.

"I was following you guys." Naruto quickly replies.

"We wanted to know what the dog was guarding. Snape might of let the troll in on halloween so he could sneak into the third corridore. I saw a large bite mark on his leg." Harry explained.

"Why would Snape want to steal the stone in the first place. He's loyal to Dumbledore." Hagrid told them. "You three, sorry, you four should leave this alone."

"But?" the trio said simultaneously.

"No buts" Hagrid said before he stood up straight.

He headed over to the fireplace and put on some oven mitts and went to grab something in the fire.

"Is it time!?" Naruto asked his excitement clearly showing.

"Time for what?" Harry asked.

Hagrid returned to the table with a large egg that was steaming as he placed it on the table. "Is that what I think it is?" Ron asked, his eyes growing large. "Hagrid, how'd you get a dragon's egg?"

"Won it from a fellow at the pub. He bet the thing at cards, and lost. I was excited when I won, always wanted a dragon of me own."

"You know that dragon breeding is illegal right? You can't keep it." Ron tells him.

All of a sudden the egg started to shake, and everyone's attention turned towards the egg. After a few shacks, it cracks open and a light teal green baby dragon slowly gets to its feet and looked around the table. The baby dragon chirps at them right before burping a small bit of fire that caught Hagrid's beard.

"Oh oh oh" Hagrid quickly pats the fire out. Naruto cracks a little at that. "See he already knows who his mama is. I think I'll Name him Norburt." he said with a smile.

"Norbert?" Harry asked. "That's what your naming the dragon?"

"That's not any dragon, that's a Norwegian ridgeback. My brother Charlie works with them in Romania." Ron said ogling over seeing the little guy.

"Ha, Norburt, come on Hagrid this little guy needs a powerful name" Naruto said petting the dragon. It cued as it rubbed its head against his hand.

"Norburt is a fine name. What would you name him then?" Hagrid said eyeing Naruto for laughing at his choice for HIS dragon.

"When he grows up, he'll need a name that will strike fear into his enemies," at this Naruto slams a foot onto the table and dramatically points to the dragon. "When they see him fly down to strike they will yell, 'Godzilla, ahhhh, Godzilla…. Ow the fuck, ow ow ow ow ow ow wo, let go , ahhhhhh Godzilla is attacking, Godzilla is attacking!" Naruto yells waving his hand back and forth, trying to dislodge the dragon from his finger that he just bit.

All four other occupants laugh at Naruto as he ran around the room trying to wack Norbert off. "Guess he didn't like that name." Ron said bursting with fresh laughter.

"Besides, there is already another reptile with that name." Harry chokes out.

"What! There is, where, show me, pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease …...please?" Naruto begged on his knees.

Hermione finally caught her breath from laughing to answer him. "Tell you what, if you visit me over the summer I'll show you." she said quickly, she turned away from them to hide her red face.

"Promise?" Naruto said with a twinkle in his eye and a pout.

"Ye..yea" she said answering.

"Well then, glad all is settled, this here little guys name is now officially Norbert." Hagrid said grinning. He looked up at all of them and spied something just outside the window. "Who's that?" he asked as a blond head darts off after being spotted.

"Draco" Harry growls.

"Oh no, he knows about the dragon. What if he tells one of the professors?" Hermione said with panic in her voice.

"We'll stop him." Ron answered as the three of them rush out and after Draco.

As the trio left Hagrid looks back at Naruto who was feeding Norbert one of the rock cakes. "Your not going with them?"

"Na, I am alright I still got Dumbledore's permission to be out this late." Naruto said snatching his finger back before it was bitten. "So, you really can't keep him? That's bullshit."

"Unforginently, the only way I can keep him is if I can show that I can train him right, and he's not a danger to the students. I would need the headmaster's permission of course, but the hard part would be finding a patron that is influential enough to sponsor me for owning a dragon." Hagrid sighs and munches on a cake dejectedly while scratching behind Norbert's big horn just as all of his kind likes.

Naruto just tilts his head in thought.

Dumbledore's Office

The next day Naruto was called up to the headmaster's office, it seemed that they failed to stop Draco in time from alerting a staff member. Naruto stood at the front of the giant desk staring back at the old man sitting in the chair behind it. He didn't look mad, in fact Dumbledore looked like he was trying not to smile at an inside joke. If he was, Naruto really wanted to hear it. "It has come to my attention that Hagrid had found a dragon somewhere. Now your not in trouble Mr. Uzumaki, but can you tell me if such rumors are true?"

"They are, he won it in a poker match in Hogsmeade." he retorts.

"Really?" Dumbledore said chuckling a little. "I know that Hagrid really wanted to own a dragon for a long time, but unfortunately there lies a few obstacles in his way."

"He told me he just needed your permission and a sponsor that would valge for him. He seemed like he knows what he needs to take care of the thing."

"True,and he does have my permission of course. I have seen him work greatly with the animals and I know he could certainly take care of a dragon. Unfortunately there is no one to sponsor him. The sponsor would need to be a member of great influence in the magical community. As headmaster I can not be that sponsor." Dumbledore said popping a lemon sherbet in his mouth.

"Would it be possible for me to be is sponsor? The name Uzumaki sounds like a big deal, so it wouldn't be a problem."

Dumbledore studies him for a few moments, wondering what he is thinking. "That my be true, but you are not of age and no one would believe in the trust of a young wizard."

"Yes, about that? Where I'm from I am considered of age the moment I graduated from the academy. Shouldn't I be shown the respect that fully grown adults get?"

"That maybe true, let me look into that and set up a meeting with the Minister and see if there is anything we can do." Dumbledore told him as he lead him to the door. "As for Norbert-" at this Naruto snorts, Dumbledore continues, "we'll keep him safe until this could be solved. By the way you didn't happen to be involved in having four student's out past curfew did you?" Dumbledore just smiled at him.

"No sir, I was visiting Hagrid after my training session." he said. 'Guess Draco got caught as well' he snorts a little walking down the steps.

Slytherin Common Room

Draco was sitting in one of the arm chairs facing the fire and contemplating what happened last night. He saw the dragon, and even caught those three damn gryffindors there past curfew. It was simple to rat them out, but he didn't take in the fact that he too was out past curfew. He even saw Naruto there, and knew he wouldn't get in trouble for being out, but he did just got his friends into trouble. Naruto was his best mate, but he still worried that Naruto would be upset with him for that.

He turned his head over to the couch that Naruto sat at doing some reading while Pansy and Daphne would do their homework, and occasionally ask for his help. "I'm not angry with you Draco" Naruto said still reading his book. "In fact I find it hilarious that your plan backfired. You should talk to Fred and George about planning ahead before executing your plan." Naruto smirks as he finally looked up at Draco's startled face.

"Yea well I would've gotten away with it if Snape-"

He was quickly interrupted by the girls. "Professor" they both said at the same time looking up at him.

"What?"

"It's professor Snape" Naruto supplied, both he and the girls smile.

Draco just rolled his eyes at them. "Professor Snape wouldn't of given me detention like that old hag Mcgonagall did."

"Yes he would have. You would of just been given a lighter detention." Naruto said closing his book. He got up and stretched his arms over head until he heard a pop, and then walked over to the boys dorm hallway. "Konohamaru lets go!" he yelled before heading towards the entrance.

"You going out to train tonight?" asked Draco.

"Like every other night yea, but this one is more of a lighter workout."

"You think you'll be back in time to come with me to my detention? I'm forced to head into the forbidden forest to help that owf of a groundskeeper."

"What, are you scared Draco," Pansy said giggling with Daphne.

"Yea, scared that you'll be mauled by a beast and somehow end up becoming a deformed monster going around the forest hunting others, and you can't go back home because your family would put you to death? Oh do you think they would bury you or have you cremated.?" Daphne asked tilting her head ever so slightly and smiled at Draco.

"Gotta go" Naruto said quickly grabbing Konohamaru who just came down, by the scarf and ran out the room towards the forest for their training.

"Aaannnddd, I need to go…. to… bathe, bye" Pansy jumped out of the seat and also ran out the room.

Draco watched both friends rush out the room to get away from dealing with whatever nonsense Daphne was spouting. He thought it might be a good idea for him to head to his detention a little early, he did not want to also deal with this shit. He got up and headed for the entrance. He was just about to step out when Daphne spoke up again not turning around. "Don't worry Draco, if anything happens to you, Naruto will just save your reputation by ending your life. Do want a grave with a view or just dumped in the ocean. You could feed a lot of hungry animals as well."

And with that Draco abandoned all his pride and ran down the corridor screaming, "ohshitohshitohshitohshit, ImgoingtodieImgoingtodieImgoingtodie."

Back at the common room Daphne bursts out in laughter. "Oh that was so enjoyable, wonder who else I can freak out? Ummm I think I'll keep Blaise and Theo company."

Just Outside The Forest

Draco stood next to Hagrid and his large hound Fang, and waited for the others to join them. He had a constant scowl on his face as he looked at the half giant, and it only deepen as he spotted the others following Filch towards them. He spotted another person in the group, Longbottom. 'What the bloody hell did he do to get detention? Probably tripped over his own feet and into one of the professors. My money is on Snape.'

'Professor' a voice said in his head.

'What the hell' Draco thought as he looked around for the voice.

As the group got closer, Draco caught the last little bit of Filch's little rant. "I still keep the chaines well oiled…... just in case."

As the group reached Hagrid and Draco, Filch turned to Hagrid. "I'll be back in the morning to collect what's left of them." Filch smirked as he saw the children pale just a bit. He walked off back to the castle to see if he could catch the twins at their usual antics. They always seemed to be a few steps ahead of him. 'I'll get those bloody Weasley twins and their conspirators one day.' he thought. Just as he entered the school, Peeves appeared and handed him a slip of paper, and then flew off as quickly as he came. Filch opens the piece of paper and saw some squiggly lines written all over it. If he didn't know better, they looked alot like runes. His eyes widened but it was too late. There was a poof of smoke and Filch found himself in a big pink dress with large breast barely contained in a corset and the dress spreads out like a bell. His face was covered in white powder and two large red blobs of blush on either cheek. Lastly a tall white wig was placed on his head and he looked like he was one of the ghosts roaming the halls.

He started running to his office to hide and to find a way to reverse what happened to him. He was just glad that it was past curfew and there were no students roaming the halls. He did past a few of the ghosts on his way, some looked at him in disgust, and others complimented him on his choice of fashion. "I must say that, that is a quite the bold choice to go with mister Filch, but it seems to look good on you." Nearly headless Nick said as he passed him on the stairwell.

"Oh shut it!" Filch said without stopping. He made it to his office and quickly moved inside locking the door behind him. Once it was locked he let out a small sigh of relief. "Those damn twins must be behind this. I'm just glad they weren't around to see what their little stunt did. I'd never live this down." he said putting his head in his hand.

In one of the many empty classrooms, there were two figures laughing so hard they were rolling around the floor. "Merlins long beard, did you see his face?" one said.

"That has to be one of our best yet." the second one said.

"Brother dearest?" the first one said.

"Yes dearest brother?" the second one said.

The first person held up a photo of Filch all dressed up and a look of complete horror on his face, and chuckled. He took the picture using captis tempore to forever capture this great prank. "We should get Naruto to make more of those runes for us, we could use it on the entire school. Just imagine the fun we could have."

Both Fred and George headed back to the gryffindor common room chuckling all the way and planning their next big prank.

As the group of six enters the forest Draco turns to Neville as the passed the trees. "So Longbottom, how'd you end up in detention?" He sneered as he hoped over a log.

"I tripped coming down the stairs and made professor Snape spill a few of his potions." Neville replied, he jumped as a animal called out into the night.

'Bingo' Draco thought. "Your just way too clumsy for it to be natural. You sure someone didn't curse you with clumsiness?"

"Leave him alone Draco" Harry spoke up. "It's your fault we're even in this mess in the first place."

"I wasn't the one out past curfew while harboring a dragon."

"We weren't the one who ratted to a teacher." Ron spoke up.

"By the way Hagrid" Hermione said interrupting the boys bickering. "What's going to happen to Norburt now that the school knows about him?" Draco snorts at the name the half giant gave a dangerous creature.

"Norburt? Ha that's a stupid name."

"Well," Hagrid began ignoring Draco's comment. "Dumbledore said that he would speak to the minister about allowing me to keep Norburt, as long as I can prove I can train and take care of the little guy."

"Like anyone would volunteer to be your sponsor." Draco said snorting at Hagrid calling the dragon a little guy.

"Why would he need a sponsor if Dumbledore is already taking his side. This is his school, shouldn't he be enough to allow him to keep the dragon?" Hermione asked.

"Since professor Dumbledore is headmaster, he can only give his permission for Hagrid to have it on school grounds." Neville told her as he jumped from another sound. "Since dragon breeding is technically illegal throughout the wizarding world, for him to keep it he would need someone very high in society to sponsor him. They would technically own the dragon, but Hagrid would be allowed to take care and raise it, so long as he proves that he can train and care for Norbert." He finished.

"Like I said, no one would bother sponsoring someone not worth their time." Draco sneered again.

"Actually," Hagrid said gaining their full attention. "Naruto volunteered to sponsor me. Back home he is considered of age, so he has the right to claim sponsorship."

"That's great Hagrid." Hermione cheered. The other gryffindors smiled as well.

"He probably just wants his own a dragon." Draco laughs.

"Not everyone is as selfish as you Draco." Hermione said turning to face him. "Naruto is helping because Hagrid's a friend, and he knows that Hagrid knows what he is doing and just wants help him." she then turned forward and marched ahead. After she took a few more steps, she stops as her head tilts to the side slightly as she had a quick thought. She then quickly arounds and looked at Hagrid. "I think you shouldn't tell Naruto that he owns a dragon." she said as she looked at everyone else. The boys and Hagrid all nod in agreement. Even Fang nodded as well.

"Yea, he would want to ride on it's back and fly around, shooting fire down on the helpless victims, while he's laughing maniacally as he slowly conquers the world. Then Hagrid can clean up the shit left behind." Draco said. Everyone just stares at him like he just lost it. "What?" he asked as he looked at them, "FUCK, now I'm sounding like Daphne!" The other just turned away and walk off. Draco laughed as Neville tripped and took Hermione down with him.

Somewhere in the forest

A blond head looks up as a tingling sensation went up his back. "I feel like I'm going to get jipped…...uh, whatever, come on Konohamaru more fire, more heat. Let it burn." He laughed maniacally.

In the boys room

"So I asked Draco if he wanted to be cremated or buried."

"I said Naruto would save him the humiliation by killing him. He then ran out the room screaming." Daphne told Blaise and Theodore. Since Draco left for his detention, Naruto left to train Konohamaru. She was still waiting for Naruto to come back without Konohamaru one night and say, "oops, I killed him, sorry guys." and he would smile a adorable smile as he shrugged his shoulders. And all his friends would forgive him and help hide the evidence. Even Pansy left. She knew that she would spend a long time in a bath. With that she sought out the other two, who just so happened to be in their beds when she walked in.

"Daphne?" Blaise asked in a mumble, since she woke them up they were a little drowsy.

"Yea Blaise?" she asked in a chipper mood.

"Can we do this tomorrow, I want to sleep."

"Well Pansy probably locked me out of the room, so here I am. I'm also not tired yet, so stay up and listen. Let me tell you about the time I got a hold of a matchstick and how I got banned from the muggles chuck e cheese's."

As she was rambling along, Theodore had enough. He jumped out of bed and grabbed the duct tape on Naruto's stand and headed right for Daphne. He used the last of the duct tape to wrap and gag her, and stuffed her into a trunk. It was large enough to fit her, with a little bit of wiggle room. After that he closed it slightly so that air could get in, and headed back to bed.

Daphne was trying to wiggle out of the binds, all the while screaming to be released. With duct tape over her mouth, it wasn't very understandable. 'Wait until Naruto gets back. They used the last of his tape, he's going to be pissssssed. Wonder if Pansy's still in the bath.' she thought, as she continued to struggle.

Slytherin Girl's Bath

Pansy continued to bath, waiting until she knew Daphne would fall asleep. The girl could be downright terrifying when her comments are directed at you. Once the time came she got out and ready for bed and head over to her room, which she shared with Daphne and two other girls that they got along with.

She entered the room and headed over to her own bed. She didn't even glance over at Daphne's bed to see if she was in it. If she had, she would see that no one was occupying the space. She got in and cuddled up with all of her little Narus, and proceeded to fall asleep dreaming of the now most adorable and cutest thing she had ever seen. Little fox Naru, purring as she stroked his whiskers. He would cuddle up to her and they would play house, where she would just cue over him.

Forest

The group of five along with Fang were walking through the forest, until they came to a spit in the path. "Alright, we'll split here and see if we can find the unicorn that's injured." Hagrid told them.

"What do you think is injuring the unicorns. Cou….. could it be werewolves?" Draco asked looking around like they would jump out and attack him, turning him into one of them and he would roam the forest forever more. 'I really need to stop listening to Daphne'.

"There aren't any werewolves in the forest. Well, not at the moment, the moons not full yet." Hagrid answered. It didn't make any of the eleven year olds feel better. Neville jumped as another animal made a noise in the distance. "Harry, Draco, and Neville, you three will go left and Me, Ron, and Mione will take the right side. If you find the unicorns just send up a green spark, so the others can find you. If you happen to find trouble send up a red spark. Does everyone know how?" He asked, they all nod their heads.

"Hold on a minute, why'd you put clumsy Longbottom with our group. If anything, I want Fang." Draco demanded.

"Fine, but he's a bloody cowered." Hagrid said he and his group took off down the right path.

The three boys and dog started down the left path and kept an eye out for anything that crossed their path. "If we find a werewolf in here I'm pushing you in front of me Potter, I'm not going to be bitten for some stupid unicorn." Draco said while his face had a scowl as he looked around.

"Don't worry Malfoy, I doubt that arrogant prat is on their diet." Harry shot back.

"Wha… what about scared clumsy first years?" Neville asked hesitantly.

"Top of their preferred food choice." Draco said as he laughed when Neville gulped and paled even more so.

"Knock it off Malfoy. Neville, Hagrid said there aren't any werewolves tonight, there isn't a full moon out." Harry told him calming him down.

The three boys and Fang, continued down the path for another hour when the came to a clearing. All of a sudden Fang stopped and lifted his head slightly to the right and whined. The boys stopped as well and took out their wands as they looked to where Fang was looking. They heard hooves pounding the ground, and a few seconds later a beautiful horse with a horn growing out of its forehead came into the clearing and stopped before the boys. The Unicorn walked around the clearing before collapsing on its side by a fallen tree trunk. They all saw a large gash along its side and it was bleeding profusely.

Harry took a step forward to go help the beautiful creature, only to pause again as everyone heard a hiss. A hooded figure seemed to slither into the clearing and head straight for the poor unicorn. The hooded figure slithered up to the fallen unicorn and began to drink the blood from the wound on it's side.

"Back up slowly, and don't make a sound." Harry told the others in a very low whisper. As they slowly took one step back at a time. It felt like it would take forever to get out of the clearing.

A sharp snap of a twig broke under one of Neville's foot, and the sound echoed through the forest. "Damn it Longbottom, every time, every bloody fucking time, for once can you not screw shit up!" Draco yelled at him. If the sound of the twig didn't get the creatures attention, then Draco's yell sure did.

The hooded figure turned around to face them and let out a large hiss. As it began to move towards them, Draco and Neville both let out a girlish scream. 'They sound more like girls than Hermione does.' Harry thought as he stood frozen to the spot.

Both boys turned to run, but was beaten by Fang as he raced back towards where they came. They quickly followed, right before Neville seemed to trip over air and toppled into Draco. "Damn it lon-" Draco never finished as he hit the ground and was knocked out.

Neville quickly got back to his feet and ran off, all the while saying, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." He disappeared right after Fang, and left a frozen Harry facing the hooded figure, and a out cold Draco.

Harry finally had some feeling back in his legs, and he slowly backed up little by little as the figure advanced on him. As he backed up he failed to see Draco on the ground out cold, right in his path. As he took another step back, he tripped over Draco and fell back on his back, stunned for a few moments. When he looked back at the figure, it surged forward sensing it's impending victory. Harry was so frighten, he couldn't remember a single spell to help him and his heart started to pound in his chest.

Fireball jutsu, a voice rang out as a ball of fire raced towards the figure. The hooded figure jumped back, just missing being hit by the ball of fire. A second later, he heard hoofbeats coming from behind him. A man that seemed to have a lower body of a horse jumps over him and swings a spear towards the creature backing it up. And riding on the back was Konohamaru, shooting another fireball from his mouth and towards the creature, getting it to run away.

As they turned around to face him Konohamaru looked a little wobbly sitting on the centaur's back. "Heeeeyyyy Harry, what are you doing in thee' parts of woods." Konohamaru slurred speech told him that he must of had a few sips of alcohol somewhere.

"These woods aren't safe for you tonight, Harry Potter." the centaur said staring down at him. "Come with us if you wish to live."

Harry couldn't help it, he gave a small laugh as he got up and thanked them for saving him. "Thanks, you guys sure saved my bacon."

"Bacon? Where where?" Konohamaru asked as he whips his head around looking for nonexistent bacon.

"Come we will lead you to safty Harry Potter." the centaur said as he walked past him and headed back the way Nevile and Fang ran.

"What about Draco?" Harry said pointing to the still out cold slytherin on the ground. The centaur just shrugged, and Konohamaru looked at Harry.

"What happened to him?" the younger of the group asked.

"Neville accidently knocked him out when they ran away"

Konohamaru burst out laughing and ended up falling of the centaur. "Oh my god, that's hilarious, wait till I tell boss, he's going to love this."

"So are going to help me carry him to Hagrid?" Harry asked, he too was laughing silently at Draco. Konohamaru looked at Harry and a big smile came across his face.

"Sssuuurrreee" he said with a glint in his eye.

Draco gave a twitch as he felt something wet hit his face. When the stream of wet liquide did not stop, he also noticed that it was warm. He quickly opened his eyes and turned to where the stream of liquid was coming from. As he turned he opened his mouth to speak, only to get a mouthful of the liquid. Still a little dazed from his prompt nap he swishes the liquid in his mouth as more poor on him. It tasted and smelled ranced, and he quickly spits it out, now fully awake. He looks up only to see Konohamaru standing over him with his pants down, and seemed to be the source of the disgusting liquid. Realizing that he was being peed on, he rolled away all the while cursing Konohamaru. "Fucking blood hell! What the hell were you thinking that you could piss on me?" Draco said getting off the ground. He tried to wipe off the taste on his tongue, only to realize that Konohamaru pissed all over him, and it was on his clothes as well. "DAMN YOU KONOHAMARU!"

"He's uuuuup, let's go." Konohamaru slurred as he stumbled up the path, only to trip and fall to the ground face first, because he forgot to pull up his pants.

Harry was on the ground trying to regain his breath from laughing so hard. His face was turning purple as he laughed, the centaur next to him slapped his back, and he was finally able to take a breath. He looked over at Draco, only to fall back into laughter and again couldn't catch a breath.

The four met up with Hagrid and the others coming the opposite way, and they seemed to of run into Neville and Fang. "Harry are you all right? Neville told us you found the Unicorn and the thing that was hunting it." Hermione said running up to give him a hug.

"Yea mate,and why are you laughing?" Ron asked as Harry falls into another fit of laughter.

"III…..he...then...haha…..Maru stood…..and he swished...haha". No one could understand him, because every time he tried to explain he fell into laughter.

"Your not making since Arry" Hagrid told him as he looked over at the centaur. "Thanks for saving the kids Firenze."

"It was no problem friend Hagrid" Firenze said. "Now if you'll follow me, I will take you to safety." he then led the way further into the forest.

"Hhhheeeeyyy guys, why all in here, you joining us?" a slurring Konohamaru asked.

"What are you doing in the forest Konohamaru? Why aren't you with Naruto, and are you drunk!?" Hermione scolded him.

"I'm not drunk!" Konohamaru scolded back, "I'm perfectly functional." He finished and as he turned around he smacked right into a tree and fell backwards.

"Naruto's going to get it now mate." Ron whispers to Harry as they both laughed.

They continued through the forest until Fangs head shot up in the direction of where their going. Soon they all picked up the sound of stomping and the sound of flutes being played in the distance. "What is that?" Neville voiced all of their thoughts.

"Ah, that would be the celebration for Imaia's coming of age. You are all welcome to join in on this joyous occasion." Firenze said.

They just entered the clearing to see a herd of centaurs all around the clearing dancing and eating around fire pits with roasting meats. There was also multiple pools of water spread out on the field with small fires underneath to keep the water hot. They were also big enough to fit five centaurs, as those who were sitting in the bowls enjoyed the hot water relaxing their hide. Off to the side had a circle layed on the ground, where two centaurs were seen grappling with each other and trying to push the other one out of the circle.

As they walked further into the clearing, Konohamaru took off in a random direction, and they lost him in the crowd. "This here is nice and all, but these five are supposed to be in detention. Not partying after curfew in the forest." Hagrid told Firenze, but he had a look of longing as well. It's not every day that your invited to a centaur's celebration.

"Come on Hagrid, this is a once in a lifetime." Ron complained.

"Ronold, we're not here to have fun, this is detention, we're here to finish our punishment." Hermione scolded him.

"We all ready finished it. We found the unicorn and the thing killing them, so why not sit back and enjoy ourselves for a good job?" Ron asked her.

"Because it's past curfew, if we're done here we should head back immediately to go to bed."

A blond head popped up from one one of the pools and turned towards them revealing his whiskered cheeks. "Hey guys, I see you made it here safely, do you guys want to join us?" the now revealed Naruto asked them. He was only in a pair of swim trunks and is upper body was naked to the open air. For a twelve year old he had a lean and muscular body. It was the type of body that was used to moving fast and hitting hard. The male centaurs were musculare, and even a few of them would be a little jealous of such a body.

As Hermione turned to face Naruto, to give him a piece of her mind for getting Konohamaru drunk, she was distracted by his naked torso. She maybe only be eleven, but she could appreciate a well toned male when one is present. It was even better when it was one her age, and one who she was friends with….for now. She turned back to Hagrid and used her puppy dog eyes which always worked on her parents, and it seemed to work on Hagrid as well. That big softy. "Can we stay just for a little bit please?"

"Not before you drink the ceremony lexier of our people." Firenze said handing it over to Draco first.

Draco took a small wift of it be for leaning back by the strong fermented smell. "It's not piss is it?" He asked with a scrunched face. Hagrid, Hermione, Ron, and Neville all looked confused at him. And Harry dropped to the floor in a bout of laughter…...again.

"Wooohooo" Hermione yelled out as she was dancing around the fire pits with some of the centaurs. After they drank the fermented ceremony drink, their minds were blown.

Hagrid and Harry joined Naruto in one of the jacuzzis, though for some reason Harry keeps falling into laughter, and no one can seem to find out why. Hermione danced the night away, and Ron was where the food was. Naruto looked over at Draco sitting in another jacuzzi with a bunch of female centaurs surrounding him. They sat there giggling and sometimes pressing kisses to his cheek as he flirts with them."you know ladies, I must say I'm quite jealous that such beautiful women like you are taken. I will endure the pain of losing such an opportunity to show you how beautiful you all are." He said holding his hand to is hart. The female centaurs awed and gave him hugs, all the while they rained kisses down on him.

Last but not least, Naruto looked towards the combat circle that was erected so that many of the centaurs could wrestle for dominance. Naruto joined in sometime ago, but left after defeating some of the more aggressive centaurs. Naruto spotted Neville in the middle of the circle, with his shirt off screaming his battle cry as he attempts to push a younger centaur out of the circle. Those around the circle cheer Neville on, even though he continually gets shoved back or on the ground. He doesn't give up, and gets up and charges again. When he's not in the circle he stands on the sidelines cheering with the rest of the young centaurs.

"Oh boy I'm going to be in big trouble when we get back." Hagrid said as he looked at the kids, drunk as can be while their supposed to be doing detention. "Professor Mcgonagall is going to skin me alive, I could lose my job." He continued as he panicked when Neville was tossed out of the circle and into on of the jacuzzis.

Neville popped his head out of the water screaming "ohhhhh yea, awesome!" He got out and headed back towards the circle. The kid was brave. Stupide, but brave.

"Relax Hagrid." Naruto said patting his back. "I'll help sneak them into the castle tonight, and anything after that you deni."

"But that would be irresponsible of me if I did that." Just then Neville landed in their pool only to get back up screaming only to rush back to the battle circle.

"Do you really want to be responsible for that?" Naruto said pointing over at Neville.

Hagrid could only shake his head no.

Castle

When the party started to die down, Naruto helped Hagrid sneak the others back inside the school, without alerting the wondering professors. The first stop was the gryffindor dorms, because there were more of them in the group. When they got them inside, Neville didn't want to sleep, in fact he kept trying to wrestle with Naruto, trying to take him down. "Come on, come on I'm ready, this time I got you now." Neville said as he tried to put Naruto in a choke hold.

Naruto got fed up with him and socked him right in the temple. Neville dropped like a sack of potatoes and didn't seem like he would get up anytime soon. His next problem was Hermione, much to his chagrin and delight, kept trying to undress him. "Come onnnnn, take off the shirt, I want to see those delectable abbs again. Hey hey, what about those pants come on off with them." She giggled as she attempted to take his clothes off. He kept swatting her hands away, but the came right back. He didn't want to do to her what he did to Neville, so he improvised.

"If you sit down I'll do a strip tease for you." he smiled flirtiously, and she bought it. She quickly jumped on the couch and was vibrating with anticipation at seeing him undress. As he watched her sit down, he quickly grabbed Ron and through him on top of her, before running out the entrance. He grabbed a giggling Harry and threw him through before the painting of the fat lady swung closed. 'Feww, who knew a drunk Hermione was such a pervert. Could give the old man and Kakashi-sensei a run for their money. Anko might like her.'

He slong one of Draco's arms around his shoulders and head towards the dungeon. He turned to Hagrid and winked, "remember, don't let the other staff members know you let students get drunk." Hagrid nodded and they separated at the intervale, Hagrid back to his hut, and Naruto helping Draco down to the dungeons.

"Merlin what a party." Draco said as Naruto was helping him walk. "You know, that bush haired girl that was there tonight at the party was pretty cute. You think she would be into me mate?" he asked rolling his head to face Naruto.

Naruto silently laughed, it seems Draco might be into Hermione. "I don't think your her type Drake" Naruto told him.

"Come on look at me," to emphasize this, Draco stood back from Naruto and gestured to his person, "who wouldn't want this?"

Naruto simply lift up his shirt showing his rigid muscles and a six pack on a twelve year old. He then gestured to himself, "why have that when they could have this." He laughed as Draco lowered his head.

"Git."

"Sh" Naruto told Draco as he heard a noise coming from around the corner. He leads Draco to the wall right at the corner an peaks around. Professor Mcgonagall was walking down the hall searching for any students out wondering the halls. It was one in the morning and Naruto knew he wouldn't be in trouble, but he wanted to grab some sleep before the day started.

As the professor got closer Naruto had to think fast. "Pishh, what is it mate?" Draco tried to whisper. He failed and the sound attracted her to their position. She started towards them in a fast pace walk. Right as she turned the corner, Naruto seemed to of just fanished, and Draco stood there looking dumbfounded. 'Uh, when did he get a invisibility cloak?'

"Mr. Malfoy, what are you doing in the halls at this time? If your detention with Hagrid is over you should head straight to your dorm immediately." She scorned him.

"But, dear professor, we just finished the detention provided for us and I was heading there now, when I walked into your graces self. You seem to have done something with your hair, you look just radiant." Draco said buttering her up.

Mcgonagall blushed at the compliment. "Well yes I did, thank you for noticing, well go ahead and head of to sleep." she said shooing him on down the hall.

"Well then professor Mcgonagall, have a good morning." Draco said walking down the hall and turning the corner.

Once Draco got around the corner, he leaned against the wall, trying to steady himself as the world spins around him. "Good job keeping a sober face." Naruto said as he squatted parallel to the ground.

Draco jumped back startled as he saw Naruto on the wall. "How are standing on the wall?" he asked. Naruto just raised an eyebrow at him. "Right stupid question."

They made it back to their room, and saw that Theo and Blaise were still asleep, which didn't surprise them at all. After dressing for bed, Draco slumped down and was out before his head hit the pillow. Naruto went to put his training gear away in his trunk. As he opened the trunk, he spotted Daphne inside, she was tied up with duct tape and seemed to be fast asleep. She was going to feel it when she woke up. Naruto shut the lid, and left a crack and decided to deal with it in the morning. As he laid down to sleep, he looked over to his night stand, and spotted the roll that indicated that there was no more duck tape. That roll was his last one until he could precure more when he returned to Konoha, or have Anko send more over. He stared at the empty roll, then his gaze turned towards the sleeping Theodore and Blaise, then back at the roll, he then looked over to his trunk that was stuffed with Daphne, and returned his gaze back at the roll that used to have duck tape. He laid his head down on his pillow and closed his eyes. Just before he let his mind wandered off, he had a last thought. 'It's going to be an early morning, that's for sure.'

The next morning, the sun was rising into the sky and the light filtered into the lake, lighting up the slytherin dorm. Blaise and Theodore both sat up at the same time and stretched their arms over their head and shook off their drowsiness. "Did you two have a good night's sleep?" a voice asked them.

"Yea, it was actually pretty good" Theodore answered instinctively.

"Good" the voice said again.

Both Blaise and Theodore look to see who was asking them, when they froze seeing Naruto standing between the foot of their beds, and holding up his left arm, while twirling a hard paper roll that looked like it use to be wrapped with something. Standing next to Naruto was a very angry Daphne, who was rubbing her neck since she spent the night in Naruto's trunk. She grinned knowingly at them. They scooted back on their beds wary of the look on Naruto's face.

"You know, if I was going to punish you, I would tie you both up with duct tape and leave you hanging in the common room in a humiliating position for all to see." Both of them flinch back at the mention of being wrapped up in duct tape again. "But, seeing as you used mine all up to tie Daphne up. By the way, your wrapping skills suck balls, and shove her in my trunk, I am currently out of the product." at this they both let out a small sigh of relief. It was of course because of Naruto, short lived. "So, I've decided to give a different sort of punishment to the both of you. Now you can refuse this, though doing so would mean that I would sick Peeves, the twins, and Lee on you and I will make the next week worst than hell for you. So what would it be?" Naruto asked them with a (you better take my offer) face. Blaise and Theodore look at eachother and over at Daphne, who's smile only grew.

They all hear a loud snort come from the bed next to Naruto. They all look over to see Draco roll to one side of his bed and let out a snore. Naruto walks over and uses one foot to push him completely off the bed. Draco gave a grunt as he hit the floor. He instantly woke and sat up looking over at Naruto. "What the bloody hell was that for?"

"Time to get up, lets go." Naruto told him.

After everyone got ready, they met up with Pansy and headed to the great hall for breakfast. Naruto had both Theodore and Blaise become Daphne's personal servants for the day. She somehow possessed a saddle and hooked it up to Theodore and made him carry her all the way around the castle. Blaise ended up carrying her bag for her, and seemed to struggle with it. "What do you have in here, it's so heavy." He complained.

"Necessities" Daphne said.

Pansy looked around for a second, just now noticing something missing. "Hey Naruto wheres Konohamaru?"

Naruto looked around as well. He didn't notice Konohamaru was gone ether. His eyes widened as he remembered where he last saw Konohamaru. "Oops, sorry guys, I might of left him in the forest." He then smiled adorably at Pansy and Daphne.

Daphne's eyes widened at what he said. She quickly reached over to her bag that Blaise was carrying, and took one of the seven shovels she had stored inside. "I knew it! If we hurry, no one would notice the body yet. Naruto lead the way." She then smacked Theodore on the backside with her shovel and tried to hurry him up.

"He's not dead Daphne. He'll probably meet us at the breakfast table." Naruto spoke out to her before she got to far away.

"Oh, well guess we won't need this, Blaise catch." She said before tossing her shovel towards Blaise. He tried to catch it, but missed and was smacked in the head. Rubbing the lump on his head Blaise picked up he shovel and stuffed it back in her bag. He wanted to complain about all this, but he and Theo feared what Naruto would do worse than this.

Somewhere in the Forest

Konohamaru slowly opened his eyes as the morning sun raised into the sky. He sat up and looked around the clearing noticing how empty it was. After a few more seconds he commented, "can't believe Naruto-nii left me, that teme!"

It was then he felt something soft under his hand. He looked down and noticed that he was squished between two female centaurs that were topless and turned towards him. A small amount of blood leaked from Konohamaru's nose as he stared at them. "Best morning ever." He said with a red face.

Great Hall

Harry, Ron and Hermione sat at the gryffindor table holding their heads in their hand. All three had a major hangover from last night. They couldn't remember much, but one thing was clear to each of them. Ron remembered large amounts of food and a relaxing dip in a jacuzzi. Harry remembered what happened with the unicorn, and Konohamaru pissing on Draco. He laughed only to moan as it made his headache worst. The only thing that Hermione remembered from last night, was the naked torso of her friend Naruto. How someone as young as him could have such ridged and delectable muscles, she could only hope she'd see them again. Her face remained red as she remembers that. "Hey guys, good morning, last night was great right?" A chiper Neville asked as he sat down smiling, he looked normal and seemed to not of had a hangover.

Hermione looked up to tell him to keep it down, when she noticed his right eye was black and blue. "Hey Neville what happened to your eye?" She asked indicting his right eye for him.

"You know, I don't remember getting this. It just appeared this morning." Neville answers.

The room suddenly went silent, when the heard a noise coming from across the hall, at the slytherin table. "Oohhh Naruto, that's perfect. Harder, harder, harder, oh right their. I'm close, so close. Ahhhhh what are you doing to me? IT FEELS SO GOOOOOOOOD!" Daphne moaned loudly. Naruto was rubbing her neck to help get the knot in her neck out, she developed it sleeping in a trunk all night.

After a few more seconds of rubbing her nick, he worked out the knot and she moaned louder. "Oh Merlin, you have the hands of a god Naruto. Please, please more?" She asked snuggling up closer to him.

Many of the boys around the hall were red in the face after hearing Daphne's erotic moan. The girls of all years and houses looked on with envy, at how good Naruto made her feel. "Lucky bitch." Hermione murmured to herself quietly.

Pansy who was sitting on the other side of Naruto poked Naruto's arm shyly to get his attention. He looked over at her, and with a scarlet face Pansy asked him, "he...hey Naruto..do you think I can get a massage from you?"

"Sure, but after classes, I think there's a pop quiz in potions today." She just nodded her head in delight.

After classes, it seemed that Hogwarts was a little more empty then it should be. Fred and George looked everywhere to find dates down to Hogsmeade for the years last visit before finals. They were baffled by this and was determined to get to the bottom of this. They caught a couple of ravenclaw second years whispering to each other in hushed tones before running of towards the dungeons.

The twins started to follow, when they ran into Harry and Ron. "Hey guys have either of you seen Hermione around, we had plans to study for the finals earlier and she never showed." Harry asked them.

"No haven't seen Mione, but then again," Fred said.

"We haven't seen most of the girls ether." George said.

"Where in the bloody blazes is she? She was the one to force us to make these plans, the least she could do was show up!" Ron ranted throwing his arms in the air.

"We just saw a couple of ravenclaw girls head towards the dungeon, maybe that's where their all at?" Fred told them. They decided to follow the girls and to find out where they were sneaking off to.

As they got farther and farther down, the boys picked up voices coming from around the corner. They leaned over and spotted lines and lines of female students in front of five doors beside each other. They could clearly pick up Konohamaru's voice yelling over all the chatter. "Remember ladies, three sickles gets you ten minute massage. If you want another you'll have to what in line again."

They saw the girls up front hand over the money and headed to one of the five doors. Moans could be heard on the other side of the doors, the boys all blushed at some of the things said. They also caught the sight of girls coming out of the rooms, their hair and clothes disheveled, and a satisfied and stupid look on their faces. Those girls got right back in lines as others pouted for not having enough for another round.

A moment later a disheveled Hermione ran up to them, "hey guys, umm do happen to have three sickles on you?" she asked.

"Sorry Mione, I'm a little low." Ron said holding up a few knots.

"What about you Harry, please?" Hermione pleaded.

"Umm sure," he said pulling out three sickles. "But what do you need them for?" He asked.

"Thanks" was all she said grabbing them, she left him without an answer and running up to the front of the lines.

"Well" Fred said

"That answers our question" George finished.

"We should of thought of this George. Imagine the money we could of made." Fred whispered to his twin.

"Yea but, we're better at pranks than at giving massages. Besides, Mcgonagall would catch us and give us detention for something like this."

"Yea, if Mcgonagall catches Naruto doing this, just imagine the points and detention he'll get."

"Points taken from slytherin? That's probably the best thing I heard all day." Ron spoke up

"Umm guys." Harry spoke to get their attention. Once they turned to face him, he pointed to one of the doors. "I don't think that'll be his problem."

The Weasleys looked at him funny, and turned to where he was pointing. The door on the far right opened up and out walked professor Mcgonagall herself. Her hair and robes were tousled about, she straightened her robes and hair out with a wave of her wand, and walked by them with a red face.

The boys were astonished, Naruto was the most unpredictable person they met.

"Brother dearest?" Fred said.

"Yes dearest brother." George answered.

"He's brilliant."

"That he is brother, that he is."

In One Of Those Rooms

"Ohhhhh yessssss, right there, right there." Hermione moans out loud as Naruto is massaging her back. When she entered the room she removed the outer robes, and she was left in her blouse and skirts as she laid down for the massage. "Your a god with those hands." she moaned again. "Where'd you learn to do this, ohhhhhhh."

Naruto just smiled as he released a knot in her back. "Ninja."

Hermione just moaned as she slapped her face with her hand.

Hey Look Another Flashback

"You sure the guy we're supposed to meet is in there sensei?" A six and a half year old Naruto asked looking up at the older person next to him.

"That's right Naruto-kun, master Jiraiya is Konoha's spy master. He usually meets in these kind of establishments."

Naruto looks back at the building and tips his head to the side. "But it's a brothel."

Naruto was outing, even if he denied that he was pouting. His sensei and an old man with long white spiky hair tied back into a ponytail, he was wearing a grey gee and a red sleeveless coat over it. The two of them went up to a room while Naruto sat in the lobby waiting. He watched the many skimpily clothed women walking around talking to the men coming in. "well hello cutey." a beautiful women said as she sat next to him. She wore a bra and panties that were a deep red, and a see through negligee showing off a lot of her skin. "What are you doing here in this place."

"I'm on a mission with my sensei and he left me here to wait as he's talking to a pervy old man with long spiky hair."

The women thought about the man he described. "You must mean lord Jiraiya, if that's who your sensei is meeting, they'll be up there for hours. Why don't you come with me and I'll teach you something that all women love?"

"But I have no money." Naruto said.

"Don't worry, what I'll be teaching you is not something that is bought here."

"Ok lets go, then I can go back and make Hina-himi happy." Naruto smiled at her.

His smile was so cute that the women blushed. "Oh you already have a girlfriend? Well then this will really help."

Jiraiya and Naruto's sensei left the room they were in, they finished their transaction and were heading down to pick up Naruto. "So how's the little brats training going?"

"He is learning really fast, he's a prodge that surpasses even I."

As they reached the stairs, the saw a line of the women working in this establishment in a line outside a room. They also heard the loud moans in the room they were looking at. "Ohh my god, yess. That's perfect. Deeper, go deeper, ohhhhhhhhh so deeeeeeeep!" A cry rang out of the room.

Both males faces went red, and Jiraiya seemed to have a small amount of blood leaking from his nose. After a few more minutes the nosies ended and the door opened showing a beautiful desheaniled women walking out with a very satisfied look, and body kept shivering at the pleasure she was given.

It was then that they saw Naruto walk out the room, he spotted them at the stairs and waved. "Hey sensei are you done?" He asked.

"Ye….yea Naruto-kun, we're done here, we should get going."

"Ok, bye ladies, thanks for teaching me so much."

"Awwww, nooo, stay with us pleases?" the women all cried out. They all hugged him close, and he had several pairs of breasts shoved in his face. Jiraiya was jealous of this little kid. He never got this reaction from the ladies, and he payed a lot.

Naruto and his sensei were walking down the road back to Konoha to deliver the report from Jiraiya. "Hey sensei?"

"Yes Naruto-kun."

"When we get back, I want to try out my new technique, do you think Hina-himi would be happy to volunteer?"

His sensei's face turned scarlite at what he was talking about. "Uh...yea, I think she would enjoy that."

"Thanks Itachi-sensei!" Naruto yelled out excited to try his new moves that he learned at the brothel.