A Shinobi's Magical Chakra

by magicalbloodfox

Naruto learns about his mothers life through one of her childhood friends. Now he peruses to be the best wizard he can be to honor his mother, as well as be the best Shinobi. What happens when a ninja enters Hogwarts. A maelstrom

6. Chapter 6

A Shinobi's Magical Chakra

I have a excuse, I got lost on the road of life with Kakashi

Disclaimer- I own now characters and they belong to their owners

Chapter 6- The Great Food Wars

Naruto was concentrating hard to finish up the finale questions on his tests. Finals have started on Monday, and over the weekend, everyone was scrambling around to study for their finales. Both Hermione and Naruto were well prepared for them, and were asked to tutor their fellow housemates.

The gryffindor's learned that Hermione could be as strict as professor Mcgonagall, she would have them go over their notes until they could memrise it over and over. She was even more forceful on Ron and Harry. She criticized every note, word spoken, and every swish of the wand, until it was perfect.

The slytherins regretted ever asking Naruto. He was nothing like he was training Konohamaru, who by the way was in the same boat as them. Naruto had his test questions owled in and forced Konohamaru to study until he said them in his sleep. Naruto had them do physical work if they got a answer wrong. Twenty push ups for the first wrong answer, and doubled for every other question wrong. The next set of questions was sit ups, after that jumping jacks, after that back to push ups. By the end of the weekend, the slytherins were sore as hell, and Crabbe and Goyle have lost a hundred pounds. They needed the most help. They were also more fit then they were at the beginning of the weekend.

So all week in every class, students sat there taking their written and practical exams. As they all finished up on Friday, it was noted that the first year slytherins had the highest scores besides Hermione, together not seen in the history of Hogwarts. Usually Ravenclaws were at the top. So much for their smarts. Should of gotten themselves a shinobi. The only reason Hermione was at the top and Naruto was second, was because Naruto still had a tendency to fall asleep in history of magic classes.

As the last final on friday was done, many students ran out cheering for the end of the week. Naruto walked out with his friends happy that finals were done and looking forward to summer. He listened as they spoke about what their plans were for the summer, before Draco turned to Naruto. "So Naruto, what are you going to do for the summer before next year?"

"Well same old same old. Kill people, save princesses, and maybe even find the time to kick back and relax for once." Everyone just laughed at his joke. Naruto wasn't joking. As an Anbu of Konoha, he took the most dangerous missions given. He was also used as a infiltrator sometimes. Who would suspect a little kid to be an elite ninja. And Kumo didn't count. Anko-nee was with him, and she's crazy as hell.

On Saturday Naruto, Fred, George, Lee Jordan, and Peeves all worked on the greatest end of the year prank. Naruto had his hand still and slowly drew a few more lines. "Come on Naruto friend, hurry up." Peeves whispered to him.

"Shut it Peeves, I'm trying, this shit takes time and precision." Naruto whispered back, he drew a few more lines and pulled back. "Few more and we're good to go."

Fred looked at something behind him and then leaned over to Naruto. "Better hurry mate, Mcgonagall is coming right for us."

"Lee" Naruto spoke.

"On it boss." Lee said. He dashed of to intercept her before she discovered what they were up to.

"We have Filch in two coming the opposite way." George informed Naruto.

"Peeves go nuts."

"Yahoooo" Peeves whisked off to cause Filch as much misery as he could.

Lee ran down the corridor and turned the corner just as Mcgonagall made it there as well. "Why good morning professor, you look ravishing today." he complimented her.

"Why thank you mister Jordan, now if you will excuse me I have a few more things to get done before the day starts." Mcgonagall replied.

"Did you do something with your hair, you must of, you are just radiating with beauty, and at your age."

"Mister Jordan if that was supposed to be a compliment, you should really work on your delivery."

"Sorry professor Mcgonagall, I didn't mean to insult you, I was just admiring your new look. Your short hair actually really compliments your eyes, and makes you seem more dignified."

Mcgonagall's face turned a shade of pink at that. "Why thank you, I was trying out new styles of hair designs. I maybe past my prime, but I do try to stay in the know how and be hip like you young ones."

As she continued her talk about how she is trying to keep up with the younger generation, Peeves was circulating around Filch waving around a photo, all the while singing. "Filch in a dress, Filch in a wig. Strut strut strut, down the hall. Pretty in pink he most certainly is!"

After the last verse, he took off down the hall starting to sing again, and Filch chases after him. Peeves lead him as far away from the pranksters as possible, all the while Filch is running after him screaming, "get back her you filthy slimy piece of ectoplasm!"

Peeves suddenly stops in the middle of a corridor and turns to face Filch with a kicked puppy look. "That really hurt you know." He said deepening the look.

Filch stops as well looking confused as he stared at Peeves. "Sorry?"

"Ha!" Peeves yells as he continued to fly down the hallway singing. "Filch in a dress, Filch in a wig. Strut strut strut,down the hall pretty in pink he certainly is!"

"Damn you Peeves!" Filch yells chasing after him.

With the two threats distracted, Naruto finished the preparations with a flourish of his paintbrush. "And we're done." He said as he got up. "Let's go, we still have one more place to prep." He Fred and George ran up the all and passed Lee and Mcgonagall. "Lee lets go."

Lee Jordan was thankful for Naruto. He was listening to the professor like she was professor Binns, who was as interesting as looking at a wall was. "Sorry professor, got to go." He told her before taking of after them.

After setting up their prank the four friends and a ghost made their way to breakfast. As they were eating many student talked about looking forward to summer. Naruto looked across the tables to see that Harry didn't share in the excitement. It seemed like he would miss Hogwarts. Naruto couldn't blame him, Hogwarts did seem like a pretty cool place to be.

As everyone was leaving the great hall, a old hand landed on Naruto's shoulder stopping him. He turned to see Dumbledore smiling down at him. "If you have a moment Naruto may I speak with you?"

"Sure." Naruto said waving his friends on.

They waited until everyone left the room Before Dumbledore turned to him. "I just received a letter, the minister of magic as agreed to meet with us this afternoon at two. So be sure to be in my office around one thirty."

Naruto just nodded his head. The minster sure dose takes his sweet time answering back. 'About damn time.'

Dumbledore's Office

As the clock struck one thirty, Naruto entered Dumbledore's office, ready for their appointment, with the minister. Dumbledore was dressed in a blue robe and a cap, while Naruto was still dressed in his school uniform. "All right Naruto let us be on our way." Dumbledore said as he led him towards the fire place. He grabs some floo powder from a small bowl and tossed it into the fire speaking, "Ministry of magic."

As they exited the fireplace, Naruto looked around their new environment, and noticed a long hall full of the fireplaces just like the one they exited. The ministry seemed to be made out of black bricks, and the offices stacked randomly, as they were just stacked randomly on top of eachother.

Dumbledore lead him up a few stairs and to a desk with a sour faced women sitting behind it. "Hello there, we have a appointment with the minister."

The women looks up at Dumbledore and then at Naruto. She grabs a stack of papers and hands it over. "Please fill these out and take them to the third floor right hand office, it will be the document filing and he will help you with the rest." She told them in such a drone tone, that it sounded like she was so use to saying it, it became second nature..

And so they filled the papers and headed over to the office that they were directed to. As they stepped up to the window office, a man that looked like his eyes were filled with boredom looked up at them. Dumbledore stepped up handing over the papers they filled. "We are here to see the minister. And were directed here to deliver the paperwork we had to fill out."

The man doesn't say anything, but he received the papers and goes through them. "Everything is in order, just head up one floor and retrieve a form that needs to be filled out, before meeting the minister, then hand to the minister's undersecretary on the sixth floor."

Naruto just sighed as he and Dumbledore headed off to do as they were told. "I thought you did all this ahead of time." Naruto told him.

"There are procedures that must be followed. Though I do agree that all this running around for a short meeting is a bit redundant." Dumbledore answered back.

As they made their way to the undersecretary office, Naruto caught a glimpse of the woman at the desk. He flinched back and looked away before his eyes could burn at the sight. The women wore the brightest pink he has ever seen and swore that he would never make fun of the Haruno's again. Their hair maybe pink, but this woman puts them to shame. The walls are just as pink as here clothes, he swore she blended in with the surroundings so well it was hard to see her. As they made it to her desk, she simply snatched the paper out of Dumbledore's hands and proceeded to go over it all the while ignoring them completely.

"Well good afternoon Dolores," Dumbledore said with a smile. She continued to ignore him. "You seemed to of redecorate a little I see." Again she ignored him.

As she finished reading the papers, she turned to acknowledge them finally and smile brightly as if nothing was wrong. "Why good afternoon, to you professor Dumbledore, I see here that you have a appointment with the minister in a few minutes. Go head and head down to the first floor to the reception, and the minister will be right with you."

"Thank you very much Dolores." Dumbledore said as he and Naruto head off.

They made back to the first floor, and Naruto was getting antsy, when he learned that they ended right back at the beginning. "Fuck!"

"Language mr. Uzumaki." Dumbledore said with a damn tinkle in his eye.

"Fuck shit damn …." Naruto mumbles low so that Dumbledore wouldn't hear him. When the old professor turned to him again, with that same GOD DAMN TWINKLE in his eye, he stopped mumbuling curse words.

Two Hours Later

"Professor"

"Yes Naruto?"

"The first hour I could forgive, even one and a half hours, I could forgive. But TWO! I'm starting to suspect, he's doing this on purpose, do you by chance know why?"

"I believe that the minister is showing us that he holds power over us. By making us wait so long, it shows the amount of political pull he possesses. Though he never had me waiting this long before."

Just then Naruto stomach decided to make its own statement by grumbling. "Well if he's going to make us wait so long, then can we grab a bite to eat, because now I'm hungry from all this waiting and political crap going around."

Dumbledore's stomach also decided to make a statement and seconded Naruto's stomach, it grumbled. "You know, that sounds like a good idea." Dumbledore takes out some parchment, and scribbles a note to leave with the front desk. "Come along Naruto, I believe that the cafeteria on the second floor as great lemon drop cake."

"Do they have ramen?"

"I believe something can be arranged."

So the duo headed off to the cafeteria to find some food. When they got there, Naruto was amazed by the amount of food appearing on the tables. One table had finger food, another had soups and salads, a third had roasted meats and shepherd's pie, and the last table had desserts. And at the very, very end of the tables, was another table, that provided different drinks. Naruto quickly sniffed out the ramen on the second table and practically squealed when he saw that there was twenty seven different types of ramen. And he was determined to taste them all.

As Naruto was walking back to the table with the second round of Ramen, he bumped into a group of people coming the other way. "Watch where you're going brat." One of the guys said.

"Your the one who bumped me, shouldn't you be apologizing to me, I could've dropped my ramen."

"Do you know who I am, I'm Michael Fudge son of the minister of magic, and Aurora of the ministry."

"Who? Fudge?" Naruto looked over at the table covered in desserts. "If you want fudge it's over there." He said pointing over to the table. Some of the guys friends snickered at the remark.

"NO you nitwit, Fudge is my family name."

"Well I'm sorry that this cruel joke was played on your family."

Michael gritted his teeth. This kid was getting on his nerves. Who does this prat think he is, a Uzumaki? Ha. "you know fellas, he looks like this young man can use something to drink." He said with a smirk.

"No thank you." Naruto told them and walked off, the best way that he can eat his ramen and piss them off more, was to ignore them.

"I insiste." Michael said, before grabbing ahold of Naruto's callor. He then reached over and grabbed a huge glass of pumpkin milkshake, and proceed to dump it on his head.

The guy and his cronies laughed as he wiped some of the cold drink from his face. They seemed to be around twenty, so the must be brand new to the auroras. A twinkle appeared in his eye as he decided to play their game. He was let go and he pretended to trip, throwing up his bowl of now wasted ramen, since the milkshake got into it. With perfect aim it landed right on top of the teme's head.

The room went deadly silent. Dumbledore was watching the interaction, not braking it up but watching to see what Naruto would do. He saw the twinkle appearing in Naruto's eye, and knew that this place was about to become a war zone.

Hour Later

The entire cafeteria was transformed into a war zone. Tables were turned over as makeshift barricades as those behind them pelted food across the room at their advisories on the other side. There was an ayle down the middle, starting from the entrance to the wall on the other side of the room. That was no man's land, where anyone would be immediately pelted with food if the were trapped there.

Naruto was able to enlist the help of Dumbledore and a few of the more likeable auroras as they faced the otherside who were with what Naruto now named Fudgy. Ducking down behind the barricade with him were Dumbledore and a new aurora by the name Nymphadora Tonks. She hated her name and demanded to be called Tonks. Naruto liked her, she could be as deceptive as he is. During the battle she made her way over to the other side and using her metamorphmagus ability transformed into one of their allies and snuck up on the group.

Michael turned his head spotting Moby coming up to their front. "Glad you can finally join us mate. Do you have any suggestion how to stop their assault. If we can stop their supply of food, we can move forward and take advantage of their vulnerability. Though I can't believe that professor Dumbledore is aiding them. Take him out along with that blond prat and the rest will succumb."

Before they could react, Tonks shoved shepherds pie into the two men ducking down next to Michael, and had another out and heading towards him. He ducked and rolled to the side, but was clipped in the shoulder as the pie smacked into the table. With her disguise now useless, she turned back to her original form and made her hair bright red and jumped the barricade and high tailed it across no mans land towards her allies.

Naruto saw her heading their way and noticed that her mission was a success. He turned towards is group and cupped his hands over his mouth, "cover fire!" he screamed and they all started throwing or using magic to quickly fire their ammo to keep the other side down for Tonks to make it back.

Tonks made it across unscathed and knelt down next to Naruto and Dumbledore. "Thanks for the cover whiskers." She said rubbing his head.

"Good work ms. Tonks. But I think they're planning something over there. See that table to the right? There seems to be a large group behind it."

"You think they might charge?" Tonks asked.

"We are running low on ammo."

"Their leader said something about stopping our supply."

"That's not good at all." Naruto said peeking over the edge of the barricade. He quickly ducked as enemy fire just missed his head.

"We'll need to think of something fast, if they stop our supply, then we'll be vulnerable to their counter attacks." Dumbledore told them. Naruto put his chin in his hand thinking what to do.

A red haired middle aged man was walking up to the second floor with an old warlock stumbling along next to him. "Come on Perkins, I hear that they have a good treacle tart in the second floor cafeteria."

"Hold up Arthur, I can't walk that fast, these stairs are killing me."

They made it up to the second floor and headed for the entrance to the cafeteria. As they made it to the entrance they stopped as they saw tables overturned and food flying across the room. One unlucky fellow got a face full of flambe bananas and went down. Those within reach were covered in the splatter and went down as well.

Just then Perkins was hit with a face full of treacle tarts and crumbled to the floor. "A..r..thur" He groaned.

"Perkins!" Arthur yelled kneeling down and lifting Perkin's head in his lap. "Come on buddy you'll make it." he said trying to rouse him.

"Y...you were right" Perkins said.

"About what?" Arthur asked trying to keep him awake.

"The treacle tarts are really good" Perkins said licking some off his face. He then passed out.

"Nooooooo, Perkins!" Arthur yelled out.

Just then a wave of food was being throne towards him from the left side, and he rolled to the right behind cover just missing being hit. As he knelt down the barricade he held up his hands in a peace as those behind the right barricade were ready to bombard him with whatever they could find. "Wo wo wo, I'm here to help, they took out my partner and I want to get them back."

"Head to the center where the commander is." one of the men said.

Arthur headed towards the center of the barricade and spotted professor Dumbledore there speaking to a young blond kid that looked around the same age as his son Ronald. There was also a young aurora with them, and they seem to be having a discussion. He made his way up next to Dumbledore and tapped him on the shoulder. "Why hello professor Dumbledore, umm what seems to be happening here?"

"There is a group over there bombarding us, and if we don't find a way to stop them from cutting of our supply then we're finished." Blond child said beaming one of the opponents that keeped his head above the table to long.

"Well Arthur, young Naruto and I had a meeting with the minister today, and he seems to be running late. So we came up here for a bit to eat, because I heard the had some delicious lemon drop cake. It seems that there was an altercation between Naruto and one of the young auroras and hence this battle of wills have commence." Dumbledore said holding up a plate of lemon drop cake and taking a bite. Tonks reached over and took the plate and tossed the cake at an enemy that got too close to their side. Dumbledore frowned at the lost dessert. "I wasn't done eating that."

"Yea but it saved our lives." Tonks shot back.

"Well Perkins and I want to grab a quick bite before heading out to do a job. There's a tea set that ate a muggles dog after she bought it from a antique store. But one of them took him down. So what can I do to help, I want to avenge Perkins."

Naruto looked at the man closer. He had flaming red hair just like the Weasleys, so he must be Rons, Fred and George's father. He held up his hand to shake his, "Naruto Uzumaki, welcome to the resistance."

"Uzumaki!?" both Arthur and Tonks' eyes widened at that. "Your mother wouldn't happen to be Kushina by any chance?" he asked.

"You knew my mother?"

"Well my wife Molly knows her, she was the one to help us get together." Arthur said fondly. Kushina terrified him, but was grateful to her for putting him and Molly together.

"Sweet, Kushina is like my all time hero, I'm trying to be just like her. You got such an awesome mother." Tonks said starry eyed. She always got that way when someone mentioned her. Naruto just blushed at the complement. He really wished he could meet his mother after hearing how cool she was.

"My boys right home about you all the time. It seems that the twins have taken quite the liking to you." Arthur said. "The last letter they sent said something about you planning an ultimate end of the year prank together?" he said rising an eyebrow.

Dumbledore turned toward Naruto as well and lifted an eyebrow. 'Dammit they ruined the plan, got to think, got to think.' Naruto turns to both of them with an innocent face. "I don't know what their talking about, I don't have anything planned." It seemed that Arthur might of bought it, but Dumbledore didn't buy it. His facial features might of been perfect, but Dumbledore saw the twinkle in Naruto's eye that betrayed him. Naruto noticed that Dumbledore might of saw his twinkle. 'FUCKING TWINKlE! Why did you betray me!' he screamed in his head.

They all quickly ducked farther down as a few cupcakes flew by over their heads. "It's getting heated out there, what can I do to help" Arthur asked.

TWO Hours Later

The battle heated up, both sides were unwilling to give ground. Naruto was able to deploy successful raids on the enemy line, and Tonks was able to sneak back over to take out a few high priority targets. Everyone hunkered down as the enemy returned fire. For his part Dumbledore sat with his back against the barricade with a plate of lemon drop cake eating it with such delight, as well as advise Naruto on his battle plans. When Tonks attempted to take the cake to use for ammo, a warning twinkle would come into his eye, and he made sure she saw it. After that she no longer tried to take away his treat.

Arthur had proved himself by outsmarting his opponents by jinxing their ammo to explode before they could toss it at them. It was when the battle was reaching its peak, that the worse happened to the resistance.

Naruto and Tonks had just tossed the last of the flambe bombs, when Arthur crawled over to them. "I don't know how they did it, but they cut our supply, now we're down to nothing."

"SHIT!" Tonks cursed loudly.

Across the war zone Michael heard the loud curse and knew Jetson succeeded in cutting of their supply. He turned to his allies and cupped his mouth. "Alright men, their ammos gone and their out. CHARGE!" he yelled. All of them jumped the barricade and charged the other side with cup cakes and pies in their hands.

Tonks peaked over the edge of the wall and cursed again. "Shit their charging, now what the hell are we supposed to do?"

Naruto thought a moment looking around to see what he could do. "Iwf woulf be eoer if we coul' mke more ut of shudows." Dumbledore said with mouth full of cake. It was is last and he jinxed one of his own allies to keep it.

"That's it!" Naruto yelled coming up with a plan. "Good work professor."

"Yo wolcom."

"You can understand him?" Tonks looked at Naruto.

"Bring me.." He paused a second before smiling, "the turkey."

"The turkey!?" one of the rebels asked.

"He wants the turkey." Another said. Soon the others were whispering about what Naruto might do with the turkey.

The turkey was what they used to help them breach the barricade on the other side it wouldn't do much for a hord charging them. "What are you going to do with it?" Arthur asked handing him the turkey.

"I also need the rest of our supplies."

"That'll leave us defenceless, how will we fight them of?" Tonks asked nervously.

"Just do it!" Naruto yelled. He started stuffing the turkey with the remaining food that they possess.

Dumbledore was about to take the last bite of his delices lemon drop cake. He speared it with his fork and brought it up towards his mouth. Just as it reached the entrance, the fork and it's godly treasure was yanked out of his hands and stuffed into the turkey with the rest. "Hey I was eating that." He said.

"Well your done and now old man, it's your turn. Use your wand and shoot this towards the center of the hoard. It needs to be center for this to work."

"Hope this works" Tonks said disbelievingly.

"It will" Naruto replied.

Dumbledore sent the turkey racing and the whole group held their breath. Naruto performed a few hand signs, ones he learned from his JiJi.

Flashback

"Hey old man Teach me a Jutsu, Please" a five year old Naruto asked the third Hokage.

Hiruzen looked down at Naruto and sighed. "Naruto you are learning the three jutsu in the academy first. They are really important."

"But their boring" Naruto whined. He decided to play his ultimate trump card. With no hand signs Naruto used the puppy dog face Jutsu on the old man.

The moment Hiruzen saw his face, he crumbled. "Ok ok ok, I'll teach you a jutsu."

"Yeaaaaa!" Naruto cheered.

"But not until you graduate the academy first. This jutsu is very useful, but it takes a lot of control over your chakra and that's what the academy will teach you. That is why every shinobi of the leaf first learns the three basic jutsu."

"Awwwww, but it will take to long, can't I take the graduation exams sooner?"

"You can, but it will be very difficult with only a small amount of training. But I promise you that as soon as you graduate I will teach you one of my signature jutsus." He said. It was a good way to motivate Naruto into studying hard.

"As soon as I graduate, right?" Naruto asked.

Hiruzen felt a chill down his back at Naruto's tone of voice. "Yes as soon as you graduate."

"Promise?"

"I promise."

"And you never go back on your word right?"

"Yes I always keep my promises."

"Ok then" Naruto said in a cheerful voice. "See you in a year JiJi."

"Um Naruto it's five years before you graduate." But before he could finish, Naruto had already ran out the door. "Ahhh, he'll be alright, he's only five. Just because I let him enter the academy a year early doesn't mean he'll be a genius. He learn just how tough the academy is."

"I'm back Jiji!" Naruto yelled happily as he walked into the Hokage's office wearing his new hitai-ate with the leafs symbol in the middle. He was now six years old, he was so excited about learning one of the thirds signature technique he didn't want to wait. It also was because he didn't want to be stuck there with teachers and students ignoring him or sabatashing his education. He worked hard and studied harder than everyone else. There were a few alright people such as a girl named Tenten, and a boy as energetic as him Rock Lee.

Hiruzen's jaw hit the desk. 'How….but…..year…...wha-' were his thoughts. He ended up smiling at the new ninja and shook his head. "I should of known better than to bet against you. Well a promise is a promise. Watch and listen carefully Naruto, this will be very helpful in the future."

With that he took Naruto to his private training ground. He threw a shuriken towards a cluster of wooden poles. He did a few hands signs that Naruto watched very carefully and with that shouted out the name of the jutsu.

End Flashback

As he performed the required hand signs he yelled out, mass turkey shadow clone jutsu. The one turkey turned into a dozen and then two dozen. The troops charging widen their eyes as they saw a single turkey turned into two dozen heading their way. The defenders were astonished to see a young wizard perform such an intricate spell, and wandless at that. He must be a genius.

The turkeys hit the front lines taking down the invaders along with those behind them. As the rest moved forward running over their comrades the turkeys exploded with their stuffing. The rest went down in the explosions taking out the invading army in one swell swoop. It was the ultimate food nuke to ever go off.

"Woo" Tonks said impressed by the kid.

"We won!" Arthur shouted throwing his arms up in the air. The rest of the troops also cheered patting Naruto one the back for a job well done. They also hugged and shook hands with each other retelling their version of what went down when they arrived already. Hasn't been more than a minute and their already making up stories and exaggerating their part in it. This would go down as one of the greatest food wars anyone has ever been a part of.

Dumbledore took a quick look at his pocket watch and closed it up with a snap. "Well then that was quite the adventure we had, wouldn't you all agree?" everyone just nodded and smiled at him. "Well then young Naruto and I must be going now, we have a meeting with the minister, wouldn't want to keep him waiting, now would we?" He asked with a twinkle in his eye.

"I'll head out with you guys." Tonks offered. She wanted to get out of here before one of the more serious and uptight auroras showed up, well mostly wanting to avoid Moody.

"Well me and Perkins must be off, by the way lord Uzumaki-"

"Naruto"

"What?"

"Just call me Naruto, I don't want to deal with all this lord sh-" before he finished he spotted a dark twinkle in Dumbledore's eye. "Stuff." he finished.

"Well then Naruto, I hope to see you again soon, don't be shy to write, my wife and I would be delighted to hear from you. And Fred and George can tell you their exciting time during their first year at Hogwarts. It's not everyday that the Hogwarts express steam engine gets stolen."

"Yes that was quite puzzling." Dumbledore agreed.

"Ha no one in the ministry knew what happened and no one could find anything." Tonks said laughing at the situation.

They all walked out of the cafeteria, only pausing so Arthur could drag Perkins behind him. They made it to the stairs and separated there. Tonks headed up to the third floor where she would receive her tasks. Arthur took the elevator dragging Perkins, and headed to the floo chambers. And Naruto and Dumbledore headed down to the first floor to meet the minister.

With a quick flick of his wand Dumbledore cleaned both of them up from any stray food particles and returned the wand up his sleeve. As they were walking down the stairs, Naruto spotted a man? Well it had a patch over his left eye and a peg leg. "Hey Professor?"

"Yes Naruto?"

"So there are wizard pirates as well?" He asked pointing out the man coming up.

Dumbledore turned to where Naruto was pointing spotting Alister limping up the stairs. He chuckled as he waved to the man, "good day Alster."

"Ah good day professor Dumbledore." Alster Moody said pausing to greet the two. "And who's the firsty your dragging along with you?" he asked looking at Naruto.

"Well this young man is Naruto Uzumaki, Kushina's son. Naruto this is Alster Moody, he helped train your mother to be a aurora."

Moody and Naruto stood there studying each other. Just then Moody broke the silence. "Doesn't look anything like her." he commented.

"Ya well you look exactly like your mother." Naruto shot back.

Dumbledore just stared at him and Moody laughed. "Ha she really wasn't much of a looker." He replied shaking his hand finally. "Good to meet you little scrapper. Since no one in the magical world knew of you before, then that means you must be from those elemental countries."

"That's right, I'm from Konoha.'

"Ah, the village hidden in the leaves. Been quite a while since I've been there."

"You've traveled through the elemental countries?" Naruto asked.

"Tons of times. Even know about the shinobi ranks and missions. So what are ya? Genin, chunin, Jonin, ambu? Naw you look genin to me, did you at least graduate the academy?"

"Yes I did, and just so you know for future reference, it doesn't matter what age you are, it all depends on skills." Naruto told him irritated that he would underestimate him.

Dumbledore saw the vein twitch on Naruto's forehead and decided to intervene. "Well Alester, Naruto here is somewhat of a prodige back home, and is the youngest anbu ever."

"Your kidding me, your pulling my leg aren't you?"

"It looks like someone already did and ran of with it." Naruto said looking at Moody's peg leg.

"Hahaha, oh your a joker aren't you. You may not look like her, but you sure do got her attitude." Moody replied.

"I concur" Dumbledore agreed.

"Well I'll see you two another time, I'm of to grab a bite to eat. I heard that there's a delicious spice cake in the second floor cafeteria." Moody told them, he started up the stairs and head to the right.

"Should we tell him?" Naruto asked.

"I believe it will be alright. We should head off. The minister will be expecting us any moment now." Dumbledore told hem. The headed back down to the reception area, only to meet a receptionist coming to meet them.

"The minister would like to see you now."

With Moody

After leaving the two Alastor Moody moved to the entrance of the second floor cafeteria. He heard that the elves had somehow found a way to remake his mother's famous spice cake. And damn anyone who got in his way.

As he entered he halted at the door as he gazed upon the room. Food was everywhere. It was hanging from the ceiling, on the ground, and you couldn't even see the painted walls because they were completely covered in food. All the tables were turned over and he spotted unconscious bodies littering the floor, and a few young auroras chatting idly while sitting with their backs to the upturned tables.

"MERLIN'S CREAMY WHITE JIZZ! What the bloody hell is going on here!" He yelled. The room went silent as they looked to see who shouted. They went into a panic as they saw one of the greatest auroras, Ailster Mad-eye Moody, he was looking at them with his artificial eye swerving around to see who's all there, and he wore a scowl that promised retribution to all involved.

"Who started all this!" he barked.

Just then Michael was coming to and lifted his head to gaze around the room in confusion. Didn't he and his crew win, if so why was his side all down. As everything came into focus, he saw many of the conscious pointing right at him. 'Why are they all pointing at me?' he thought.

"FUDGE!" a voice yelled. He looked toward where the voice came from and nearly crapped his pants. It was Mad-eye.

'Oh shit'

"Everyone but Fudge, Michelson, and Jetson, GET OUT!" Moody barked. Everyone jumped at his words and ran out the room as fast as they could, wanting to avoid Mad-eye's ire. Once the room was cleared and the unconscious were dragged out as well, Moody turned towards the trouble trio as he liked to call them. Ant time there was a altercation or a mess, they were usually right in the middle of it. "You three are going to clean this entire room by yourselves, and no asking the elves for help."

"My father will hear of this!" Fudge complained.

Moody shot a zapping spell at him and he yelped as it hit. "Don't give a damn who's your father, I'm your superior and their for your boss." Moody glared. Michael was wise enough to back down.

"Hey Mad-eye, what's going on here? Tonks asked innocently as she walked up to him.

"This lots done it again" Moody said waving in the trios general direction.

Tonks looked around the room, seeing it for the second time, but acted if she saw it for the first time. She whistled in amazement. "They sure did a number on this place. By the way Moody we got to go, there's work to be done." she told him as she walked of before one of the three could implement her.

"Yea whatever," Moody said crouchy. He looked down and saw a perfect plate of untouched spice cake. Before Jetson took a step which would just happen to be right on the cake, Moody quickly threw a freezing hex at him, and hit just in time. "And I'm taking this with me." he said grabbing the plate. He took a bite and moaned. "Mmm not quite like mothers but very close indeed." he said walking out.

Micheal pulled out his wand along with the other two. "Let's hurry this up, I'm going to talk with my father about that argant prat that was here with Dumbledore. Little shit acted like he was a Uzumaki, ha."

As they were about to perform the cleaning spell to finish the chore instantly, suddenly they were disarmed and the wands flew to the entrance and right into Mad-eye Moody's waiting hand. He had come back, "AND NO WANDS!" he roared and glared at them again before walking of.

"Shit"

With The Minister

"THREE HOURS!" Cornelius Fudge yelled, "can you believe it Amelia? That headmaster has me waiting for three hours."

"Well in his defence, you made him wait an extra hour." Amelia Bones said. She was the head of magical law enforcement. She was there to discuss the baby dragon that was found in the possession of the Hogwarts groundskeeper. That and the last Uzumaki was willing to sponsor the man for raising the dragon, the only problem is that he was under aged.

"The only reason I haven't canceled this meeting, is so that I can meet lord Uzumaki." Fudge said behind his desk.

"Yes, what Maxwell's report said, that the boy has blond hair and three whisker marks on each side of his cheeks. Guess he didn't inherit the crimson hair. He does sound adorable."

They were soon interrupted by the door opening and in walked Albus Dumbledore, coming in from behind him was a small boy who looked to be a first year at Hogwarts. She was completely right, he was the most adorable thing she ever saw. She had an itch to pet those whiskers on his cheek.

"Well good day minister Fudge, Amelia. May I introduce Naruto Uzumaki." Dumbledore greeted while gesturing to the boy beside him.

"Your THREE HOURS LATE!" the minister screamed. "I do not have time for such ridiculous nonsense to be wasting my time!" the minister's face was red with anger glaring at Dumbledore. "And what was it that had taken you three hours!"

Naruto saw a older man with a standing behind the desk with his hands resting on it and a red face that would make the Weasley's hair jealous. Sitting on the side was a women with dark hair and a stern face. When Naruto heard the minister start yelling at them for being late, he rolled his eyes at the hypocrisy. Soon a twinkle shown in his eyes. Dumbledore glanced at him and saw the twinkle. He smirked and hid it from the other occupants.

Amelia was watching the minister go off on Dumbledore, the professor just stood there with a calm and smiling face throughout the minister's entire rant. Just as the minister finished, they both heard a soft sob coming from next to Dumbledore. Standing there was a teary eyed Naruto with his fearsome puppy dog eyes and aimed it at the two. Fudge and Amelia stared at him for a moment until their hearts felt for him. Amelia fell almost instantly. 'Damn if that's not the most adorable face I've ever seen.' she thought.

Naruto sniffed turning up the puppy dog eyes up a notch, "i… I'm sorry, I was the one who made him late. There was this really mean lady wearing pink on the sixth floor, and I tried to say hello and she told me to be quiet or else." at this he sniffed louder. "We were waiting to meet you when I got hungry and professor Dumbledore took me to the cafeteria. There was a very mean man who said he was Micheal Fudge and he poured a milkshake over my head and pushed me to the ground. Headmaster was just trying to calm me down." By the time he finished tears were rolling down his eyes and sniffed louder. He had a scared look on his face, like he was going to be punished. After that they were puddy in his hands.

"Awww, you poor thing." Amelia said through tears. She picked up Naruto and hugged him close to her. He sniffed again and she glared at the minister for making them wait for so long. She had also warned him about his son's behavior. The minister gulped, and Dumbledore smiled.

'Too easy' both Naruto and Dumbledore thought at the same time.

After that show the meeting went very smoothly. They went through small things that didn't intrest Naruto very much, then the topic of the dragon came up. "I trust your faith in mr. Hagrid my lord, but-" Amelia was interrupted.

"Naruto"

"What?" she asked.

"You don't need to call me lord, just Naruto is fine." He answered while smiling at her. She cooed at that.

She smiled back at him, "well Naruto, I know you wish to sponsor Hagrid to keep the baby dragon, but I'm afraid that you are underage, and underaged wizards are not allowed to sponser some one."

"I understand," Naruto said nodding in agreement. "Though, where I come from, which is the elemental nations. We are given a choice to whether not enter the shinobi academy to learn to control it, we enter at age six and usually graduate at age eleven. And once we graduate we are considered adults, which would make me of age."

"So your saying that before you came to Hogwarts you graduated the academy?" Fudged asked in disbelief.

"Well no." Fudge and Amelia sighed. "I actually graduated at age six. It only took me a year."

"SIX?" they both yelled. "You were considered an adult at six!?" Fudge couldn't believe what he was hearing. Amelia just looked at the boy astonished.

"Naruto here is quite the prodigy back home." Dumbledore told them smiling down at Naruto.

"But he's so young" Fudge said. Before he could continue Amelia interrupted him.

"Considering that Naruto is a resident of a foreign government, he falls under their jurisdiction, just like Kushina has been before. And if he his considered an adult in the eyes of his government, then we must acknowledge that." Amelia told the minister.

"But"

"And so if Naruto wishes to sponsor Hagrid, then he has the right to, do you agree minister." Amelia was still holding on to Naruto hugging him closer. She looked at the minister daring him to disagree.

"Alright then." The minister said while pulling out some paperwork. "If you agree to sponsor one Mr. Rubeus Hagrid and of headmaster Dumbledore agrees to allow the dragon on school grounds, then all that needs to be done is to have a professional dragon trainer evaluate him and that should be all." Fudge said. Because it was an Uzumaki that wanted to sponsor for a dragon keeper, Fudge didn't want to be at ends with him. It could be really bad for his image.

With that done Naruto and Dumbledore decided to head back to Hogwarts before dinner begins, but not before Amelia Bones was reluctant to let go of the adorable boy, but since school hasn't ended for three more days, she let go but not before giving him one more hug. He really was an adorable little boy.

As Naruto and Dumble were walking away the older professor turned to the young student, "might I say that, that was quite a performance." Dumbledore said.

"Thanks professore, it took me awhile to master."

"Yes, that look you gave them seemed to of worked wonders for your cause."

"I sure hope it would work, I had to use it to save my life once." Naruto said as they reached the floo floor.

Flashback

"Damn it Anko this is the third time you got me caught! You suck at sneaking around." a irritated ten year old Naruto said to Anko with a glare. They were both tied up to a pole in the middle of a circle of kunoichi armed with kunais.

"Shut the hell up brat, not my fault." Anko answered back with a glare.

"You jumped a kunoichi to steal her dango, how is that not your fault?"

"The bitch was eating dango the wrong way, she doesn't deserve it if she ate it like that. And don't go bitching at me about this Mr. Kumo. you were the reason the Raikage spotted us. Who the hell smashes a kage's head into a desk and take their ramen? YOU, you are!"

"BE SILENT!" one of the kunoichi yelled. "You two have trespassed into Nadeshiko Village where no males are allowed." The kunoichi points to Anko first, "you will reimburse the poor young lady for the dango you stole as well as fix the shop you destroyed. And you," at this she pointed to Naruto. "You will be put to death for your crimes" She said with a satisfied smirk.

Naruto's eyes widened as well as Anko's. "Hey chibi?"

"Yea?"

"If you have a super sneaky ninja trick up your sleeve, now would be that time to use it."

"Prepare yourself to face judgement." the women said unsheathing her sword. She got into her stance and prepared to spear Naruto through the heart.

"Plea…...please don't…...sniff...sniff." Tears were coming down his cheeks in rivers. His eyes bulged and the blue in them shined brighter. His lower lip quivered and every so often sniffed in sadness. He had perfected this technique last year and convinced his jiji to allow him in ambu. It would go down as one of his most powerful manipulative jutsu. The dreaded puppy dog face.

At that every women with in viewing cooed at the face. "Awww he's just to adorable, let him go, let him go." A women ran up to untie Naruto and smash his head in her bosom.

The other women sheathed her sword and smothered him as well. "Oh I can't do it, there's no way I can kill such a adorable face. Please forgive me?" she said snuggling Naruto close to her.

"Ok" Naruto said. 'Anything to keep my head attached.'

The women surrounded him and when the petted his cheeks and he purred, they squealed and ran off with him to do various things.

The clearing was empty of everyone, which left Anko tied up to her pole. "Anyone there…...hellowwwww." No one answered her. "Damn it."

End Flashback. Hogwarts

As both Dumbledore and Naruto made it back to the headmaster's office, both seemed to radiate great amusement. "That went quite well I might say." Dumbledore commented.

Before Naruto could answer, the door of the entrance slammed open and three students were ushered into the office followed my Professor Mcgonagall, Flitwick, and professor Snape. It was another moment when both realized that it was Ron, Harry, and Hermione being ushered towards them. Ron and Harry looked a little roughed up with a few cuts and bruises, Hermione looked completely fine.

"And what pray tell happened while I was away?" Dumbledore asked looking at the trio with a bit of humor in his eyes.

"DAMMmnnn" Naruto commented. "You guys look like you had to bypass a three headed dog, then escape a carnivorous plant, then fly through a bunch of enchanted keys that tried to impale you. Then play a death defying game of some sort and solve a riddle that turned out to be complete fail. Only to be found by a professor standing there with the dead body of the last poor fool attempting to get through. My money's on professor Quirrell, he always rubbed me the wrong way." As Naruto was talking the trio and the three professors behind them had their jaws opened wide. "So what really happened?" Naruto asked innocently.

"THAT! That is what happened!" Ron yelled waving his hands in the air like he was giving up on something.

"Ho...how did you know?" Harry asked in astonishment."

"I set up that particular trap, and have found that every bottle there contained poison." Snape said looking at Naruto with a scowl. He always hated messing with his work, even though it was a good thing, he was still mad.

"I would like to know how you received that particular information as well." Mcgonagall said scowling down at Naruto.

Dumbledore just looked at Naruto and he caught that DAMN TWINKLE in Dumbledore's eye filled with mirth. He discreetly transfigured one of the quills on the headmaster's desk into a butterfly, and it flew past him and up. "Ooohhh a butterfly how pretty." Naruto said looking at the butterfly. He waved to it as it flew upwards. "Bye bye little butterfly." Naruto said in a happy tune. He turned back to face everyone and realised they were still looking at him. "What?"

"That was one of my favorite quills. It was made from a phoenix feather." Dumbledore said no longer in mirth. Naruto quickly threw a spell at the butterfly turning it back into a feather. It floated back down on to the desk.

Hallway

The next day was spent with Naruto's friends and walking around the school grounds. He would also spend time in the library with Hermione going over a few books that was going to be for next year. It was just before curfew that Harry ran into Naruto. They were alone and Harry had decided to tell Naruto about the mirror that was now in another classroom.

"Hey Naruto do you have a moment?" Harry asked.

"Yea sure what do you need?"

"Well there's something I want to show you, but I'll need to sneak out after curfew, meet me by the transfiguration class room in three hours after curfew."

"Ookkk" After Naruto answered, Harry just nodded and ran off. "Uh, wander what it is?"

Harry waited by the transfiguration classroom, he was behind a suit of armor just in case a staff member were to walk by. He kept an eye out down the hall where he knew Naruto would come from. A moment later he felt a tape on his shoulder and a voice spoke to him in a whisper. "What are we waiting for? It's been thirty minutes already." the voice said.

"Where waiting for Naruto, he's late." He answered.

"Or maybe your the one late."

"wha-...MERLIN'S BUTTOCKS!" Harry said in surprise as he turned to see who was speaking. He ended up knocking down the suit and it made a large clanging sound that echoed down the hall. "Oh boy" Harry said in a panic. Someone definitely heard that.

"This way" Naruto said dragging him along. They went down a few path ways until they came down a hallway with many empty classrooms. "Peeves" Naruto shout whispered.

Soon enough Peeves pops out of the wall right next to them, "boo."

"Get off." Harry tells Naruto trying to get him off his back.

"Hahahaha, still got it." Peeves said satisfied.

"Damn it Peeves stop that."

"No" Peeves answered immediately. "So what can I do for you friend Naruto and not so friend Harry?"

Harry sighs, he can't catch a break with this guy. "We need you to play decoy." Naruto told Peeves.

"Sure thing." Peeves said rushing off giggling. He loved being Naruto's decoy, it always gives him some entertainment for a while.

"How do you get Peeves to do what you tell him. Every time me and Ron try-"

"Ron and I" Naruto correctes him.

Harry just sighs, "don't pull a Hermione. Ron and I can't get him to do anything we say, how do you do it?" He asked the shinobi.

Naruto opens his mouth to answer when Harry interrupts him. "Yea yea yea, I know ninja."

"Then why'd you ask?"

"Thought your answer would be different."

"Never is."

They eventually made their way to the same classroom that Harry found the mirror of Erised. It was a ornate mirror with clawed feet and a gold frame inscribed with a phrase. "So is this what you wanted to show me, a fancy mirror, what does it do show the future?"

"No, well it could, but this mirror is suppose to show your deepest desire. For me", as he was talking he walked up to the mirror and smiled as he looked into it and saw his parents. "I see my parents. You told me that you were a orphan and didn't know who your parents were. Mayb...maybe you might be able to see them if you look in." Harry said. Naruto was someone he could relate to, being an orphan as well and struggling without the knowledge of who their parents were. Just being around Naruto Harry felt like everything would be better, that he could always be there to lean on when he felt like everything was going down the drain.

Naruto stepped up to the mirror and Harry stepped away. For a few moments all Naruto could see was his own reflection. Then all of a sudden he spotted three silhouettes appear around his reflection. The first to appear was his mother Kushina. She had a slender, but feminine build, fair skin, violet eyes, and the common Uzumaki red hair. It reached her ankles with shoulder-length strands that framed both sides of her face and a black clip that parts her hair to the left. Generally, she wore a high-collared, sleeveless blouse under a long, loose-fitting dress with a wristband on her left wrist and standard shinobi sandals. She smiled widely at him and placed a hand on his shoulder. He could feel the touch of her hand and he struggled not to lose control of his emotions.

The next figure to appear was the one behind him and it turned into his first sensei Itachi. Itachi was a fairly tall man of fair complexion. He had onyx eyes, under which were long, pronounced tear-troughs. He had jet black hair that was pulled back in a low ponytail and his face was framed with centre-parted bangs that extended to his chin. He was dressed in casual clothes consisted of a black shirt with the Uchiha clan symbol on the back, bandages around his ankles, and black sandals. He wore tan pants with a weapons pouch strapped to his back. He too smiled at him.

The last figure focused, and Naruto caught his breath. 'No' he thought as he gazed appone the last person. He had azure blue eyes and spiky, yellow blond hair and had jaw length bangs framing either side of his face. His attire consisted of a standard Konoha uniform with two bands on both of his sleeves, a green flak jacket, blue forehead protector, and blue sandals. He was also wearing a short-sleeved long white haori over his attire, closed in the front by a thin, orange rope. The haori was decorated by red flamelike motifs on the edges, with the kanji for "Fourth Hokage" written on the back. He was an exact copy of Naruto, but with a little sharper features.

Naruto couldn't believe it. The man standing there smiling was without a doubt his father. There couldn't be any denying it what made him widen his eyes was the fact that his father was the man he looked up to the most, he dreamed of becoming just like him. And he just found out that he was his father. A father that sealed a demon inside him, his own son. Naruto clenched his fist drawing blood. 'Why?' he thought as tears formed in his eyes. 'Why'd you pick me?'

"Harry?" Naruto said almost in a whisper.

"Ye….yeah Naruto?" Harry said seeing him shake. 'That's how I felt when the mirror showed me my parents.' he thought as he looked at his strong friend shake.

"This mirror may show you what you truly desire, but it's cursed."

"What do you mean Naruto?" Harry asked as his eyes widen. 'Why would Naruto say it's cursed?'

"It shows what you desire most, but only that which you will never have." Naruto said tilting his head down covering his face.

"It can't be cursed" Harry said convinced that it wasn't. "It showed me my parents, and I bet it showed yours as well. If it was cursed then why show us our parents."

"Because we grew up not knowing them at all. Every child wants to know their parents, it's our desire. This mirror shows them, because we will never actually get to meet them. In it's own way, it is torturing us by dangling them in front of us."

"Tell me Naruto, are you even happy to see what they looked like?" Harry asked his friend.

"Of course I am!" Naruto shouts. "It just hurts that I'll never be held by them, and don't think that you don't think the same way."

"Of course I do."

"Then you see what I'm talking about. This will break you if you look to long in it."

"I do. I do" Harry said in a whisper. He knows looking in the mirror hurts as he looks at his parents. Never to be held, never to hear them laugh and play with him. Naruto was right. 'God he's just like Hermione.'

"Harry, can you give me a moment alone…...please?" Naruto asked.

Harry could hear the sad tone Naruto used. Over the christmas break he would sit in front of that mirror and just look at his parents. It seems Naruto wanted to do the same. "Sure thing mate." He said walking to the door just before he exited he looked back at Naruto, who was just staring at the mirror. "Goodnight Naruto."

"Goodnight" was the response.

Naruto waited a few more moments after the door closed, before a small sob came out. He dropped to the floor hugging his knees close to his chest and sobbed some more. Soon he was crying. At that moment he was not a shinobi, he was not the strong cunning prodigy of the leaf. He was an eleven year old who just found out who is parents are. He went on crying, only being witnessed by two figures standing behind pillars behind him. One of the figures intended to go to him, but was stopped by the other with a raised old hand. So the figure stepped back and they continued to watch Naruto cry.

He hadn't cried as hard since that time.

After what seemed like hours, Naruto cried himself to sleep. It was then that the figures stepped out of hiding. One of them went to pick up Naruto, he had his normal black robes on with greasy black hair. As he got Naruto in a comfortable position, he looked at the mirror seeing his best friend and the women he always loved standing side by side smiling at him. "This mirror should be destroyed headmaster."

"I quite agree with you Severus" Dumbledore said, he looked at Naruto in Snape's arms passed out. His cheeks wear stained with tears and he didn't look like the confident ninja just then. "It seems this mirror is more trouble than it's worth." They both go to leave and Dumbledore stopped in front of the mirror and looks at it. It was only a moment, and he smiled at the blond hair blued eyed man wearing a white haori with flames at the bottom.

Great Hall

The last day of school had everyone waking up with a skip in their step. Naruto woke up like everyone else and smiled and laughed with all his friends. When Harry looked over at Naruto across the hall having lunch, he looked like last night never happened. 'He's putting up a strong face.' Harry thought.

At the slytherin table Naruto was listening to his friends talk excitedly about how well they did on their finals. "There's no way we'll lose the house cup this year." Draco said as he looked around the table. "Thanks to you Naruto, we outsmarted the smartest house in Hogwarts, Ravenclaw."

"Yeah, though maybe next time hold back a little when helping us study." Theodor said. "I still haven't finished all those push ups you gave me."

"No, and if you want my help next time I suggest you finish those quickly." Naruto said smiling. "Come on even Konohamaru finished before you and he had three times as many."

"The kids a monster." Theodor said jokingly. He suddenly froze at the glare Naruto gave him. It was full of complete hatred and contempt, that everyone else around them froze as well.

Naruto glared at Theo for saying something like that. No matter if he was joking or not, Naruto hated the word monster, along with a few others. "Don't ever say anything like that again," he said in a growl. "Or next time, I'll show you a real monster." Theodor quickly nodded, shuddering at the killing intent Naruto was radiating. "Good" Naruto said smiling and returned to eating his ramen. Everyone just shivered at how fast he moved between emotions.

Eventually everyone finished packing, and Draco, Blaise, and Theodor watched as Naruto gathered and stacked his trunks on top of each other. "That's a lot of trunks you brought mate. What the hell did you bring, and how did I not notice." Draco said scratching his hair in confusion.

"Because," Naruto said throwing one part of a scroll over the pile. There was a poof, and suddenly the trunks disappeared. The three friends jaws dropped at that. Naruto picked up the scroll and flipped it to show them intricate runes written on the scroll. "Ninja seals are awesome."

"What the-" Theo

"Bu-but" Blaise

"Ho-how" Draco

"Is it possible to put bodies in the scroll to store? It could be really useful if you could hide the evidence so thoroughly, no body no crime, just like that muggle cop said on the telly." Daphne said from the doorway. All the guys except for Naruto turned towards her and just sweet drops.

Pansy was right next to her and slapped her face at such a comment. "Daphne, I don't think Whiskers would do such a thing."

"Actually, yes I can store dead bodies in it, just not live ones, something about life force interfering with the alternate dimension and frozen in suspended animation not working right, AND" he said in a flourish as he shows them a black scroll with two white strips on either end and the kanji for bounty. "This is my bounty scroll. After I find someone in the bingo book with a bounty, I remove the head and store it in hear for evidence to collect the bounty. Though some of my magic went wild and transfigured them and now no bounty." He said dejectedly.

Now the whole room turned to face him, even the quidditch team was now standing in the doorway with girls looking stunned. They came to wake Naruto up to celebrate their championship this year. With Naruto as seeker he won each game under thirty minutes, setting a all time record in the history of Hogwarts, and a few in the world. They heard Daphne's comment about Naruto murdering someone and then hiding the bodies. They chuckled, oh good old Daphne is such a hoot when she speaks. It was Naruto's response that gave them pause. He just admitted to killing people, and storing them with a rune that is a N.E. test.

"Ohhhh, I knew it." Daphne said giggling and clapping her hands together.

Draco laughs hesitantly, "but it's empty right now…...right?"

Naruto thought for a moment, before opening the scroll and looking at the runes no one in the room could read. "Ohhhhhhhh, no wonder I haven't seen any deposits in my account. I forgot to turn in the heads, it's completely full." Naruto laughed as he scratched the back of his head.

"Ha boss, your such an idiot." Konohamaru laughed, while everyone looked on with a sweat drop. Daphne just smiled.

"Maru?"

"Yes boss?"

"..."

Konohamaru moans, he knew what that look was. He assumes the position by getting on his hands and knees. "So who didn't get a ride yet?" Naruto asked the room. Slowly but surely Crabbe and Goyle raised their hands. "Alright then, you two can share this time." Naruto said gesturing them to mount. As the two hopped on to Konohamaru's back, everyone else moaned with him as he took the weight.

They spent the rest of the day walking around, and talking about anything that popped into their heads, and tried to keep Daphne form speaking what was in her head. They head down to the great hall for the end of the year feast all the while Konohamaru spent the day hoisting Crabbe and Goyle around on his back. They made it back to their dorms to get ready for the end of the year feast, and made their way down to the great hall and sat a the slytherin table waiting for the feast to begin.

Just before the feast started, Dumbledore walks up to the podium, and the noise hushes to listen. "Here we are, another year gone. I hope that after this year, your heads are a little bit fuller, and don't worry you'll have all summer to empty and dull them for next year. Now let the feast begin." The headmaster waved his wand and food appeared on all the tables.

Everyone dug into their favorite meals. When Draco looked up at Naruto slurping down his tenth bowl in seven minutes, he noticed that the bowl was slightly bigger than it was all year. In fact, he looked down both ends of the table and noticed the other bowls were bigger. The table had unanimously decided to send all the ramen to Naruto, unless they were willing to protect it from him. After what happened to those who kept ramen from him, it really wasn't worth it. "Hey is it me or are all the ramen bowls tonight bigger than they were?"

"Yeah the house elves are apparently sad that they won't serve a Uzumaki until next year." Blaise told him eyeing a beef rib, but so was Theo.

Before either could reach for it, it was snatched by Konohamaru who just smiled and continued to consume the delicious meat. They all also noticed that Konohamaru had a fare amount of rib bones and plates next to him as well.

As the desserts came out Dumbledore stood at the podium once more. "And now, I believe that it is time to hand out the house cup. In fourth place, gryffindor with two hundred and seventy five points." He paused as a lite clap was given. "In third, we have hufflepuff with three hundred twenty eight points… In second we have ravenclaw with three hundred and fifty three points. And with three hundred and ninety five points, slytherin is in first place." The slytherin table cheered at their victory. After settling them down Dumbledore continued on. "I do however have some last minute points to give out." The slytherins moaned. "To a Mr. Ronald Weasley, for the most out standing game of wizard chess this school hasn't seen in many years, I award him, fifty points." The gryffindor table cheered. "Next, to a Ms. Hermione Granger, for the use of cool intellect while others were in peril. I award her fifty points. To a Mr. Harry Potter, for pure love and outstanding courage, I award gryffindor sixty points."

Now the gryffindors were going wild, they beat slytherin. "We beat slytherin." Hermione told the table. They all smiled at that.

Dumbledore raised his hands to calm everyone down. "To a Mr. Naruto Uzumaki," at this the gryffindors moaned. "For the greatest played quidditch that has ever been played since its founding, I award him fifty points." At this the slytherins cheered again, and the gryffindors slumped in their seats. But dumbledore wasn't done yet. "And finally, it takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends. So I award ten points to a Mr. Neville Longbottom."

Neville looked confused, but the table cheered and patted him on the back. "Way to go mate, saved our butts you did." Ron told Neville smiling. Across the hall Naruto clapped for Neville. 'There you go Neville, that's the way to do it.' Naruto thought.

"Yeah though now we're tied with slytherin." Hermione told everyone. They all had surprised looks on their faces.

"Now if my calculations are correct, we have a tie between gryffindor and slytherin, my this has been quite the year." Dumbledore said.

Snape watched as the points were given and it ended up being a tie. Dumbledore was always soft on the lions, and it goes to show just how well Naruto kept under all their noses. He knew of course. How could he not, his best friend's son is an elite ninja that excels at being hidden, and can sabotage even a magical trap. That and he threaten to never allow ramen at Hogwarts again unless he told him the truth. It worked once with Kushina, and damn it if it still worked on her son who's just like her. After the incident in the dungeons, Dumbledore told him that Flamel and him were going to destroy the stone. It was just too dangers if it got in the wrong hands. They should of done that when he suggested it the first time, and every time after that.

He turned to look at Mcgonagall, and could tell even she wanted to settle the score so her house would win the cup, and truth be told he did too. But since it was the headmaster's decision, he sat back and ate his dessert. 'Always did like the treacle tarts' he thought. He turned to look at his house and noticed how Naruto seemed to be deep in thought. 'That's not good'. And sure enough, when he saw the smirk on his face, he quickly cast a shield charm around his person to survive what he had plan.

Before Dumbledore could congratulate the two houses, a banana cream pie flew across the room, and smacked right into gryffindor prefect Percy Weasley. He went down, knocked out ot the seat. It was then, they all turned to see who threw that, and spotted Naruto standing on top of the slytherin table with a determined look in his eyes.

"NO! We will not share the prize we worked hard to achieve. My slytherins, did we not just win the quidditch cup!?"

"YEAH!" the table yelled.

"Did we not get the best grades in years?!"

"YEAH!" they yelled louder, even Konohamaru joined them.

"Then if we are forced, let us go forward and take it! We. will. Have. that. Cup. FIRE!" Naruto yelled and every single slytherin fired whatever they could grab on the table.

After the beverage of flying desserts, a few of the gryffindors went down, leaving fewer numbers.

The twins looked at each other and grin. After they survived the bombing, the reachted fast, before the momentum was gone. They knew what Naruto was doing, and by Merlin, they were not going to waste such an opportunity. They both jumped up on to the gryffindor table. "GRYFFINDOR!" Fred yelled out.

"Are we not the bravest house in Hogwarts!" George yelled.

"YEAH!" the table yelled. Even Hermione yelled out, angry at Naruto's stunt.

"We will not back down!" Fred

"We will fight!" George.

"And we will get that CUP!" they both yelled out. "FIRE!" and the gryffindor retaliated. A few slytherins went down, and the others took cover.

As the two tables went at it, apparently it was the Hufflepuffs who couldn't take it anymore. A Hufflepuff by the name Cedric Diggory, stood and pointed to the cup. "HUFFLEPUFF!" he cried out. "If this is a fight for the cup, then shouldn't we have a chance at it? We worked as hard as any one of them. So let us claim our due!" The hufflepuff table yelled out and joined in to this now three way battle.

Soon the ravenclaws joined. Mostly they want to prove once and for all, that the ravenclaws were the smartest, and they won't fall behind the slytherins or that Granger girl.

The teachers were stunned to say the least. The great hall as turned into a great battle with four sides, and winner gets the house cup. Never in the history of Hogwarts, has something like this occurred. 'Maybe I can put this in the Hogwarts history books?' Dumbledore thought as he saw a hufflepuff go down.

Mcgonagall was astonished and perturbed at the students be having this way. She turned to look at the headmaster and could see that he was slightly enjoying this. "Albus." she said in a harsh tone. Dumbledore looked over at her and nodded. 'Good these students need to know that we will not stand for this'.

"ENOUGH!" Dumbledore roared. The students paused as they looked towards the staff table and Dumbledore glared back. "You have all lost wits. If this is how you act in this school?" at this he paused. Mcgonagall nodded in agreement that this was unexceptable. "Then noun of you will have this trophy. In fact, we staff members have worked hard throughout the year tirelessly to provide you with the best education. And so if anyone should deserve this cup it is the staff of Hogwarts!" and after yelling out the last bit, Dumbledore threw a cupcake at one of the ravenclaws hitting one right in the head.

"ALBUS!" Mcgonagall yelled standing up. It was to late, the students roared in challenge and shot at the staff table.

"Hagrid?" Dumbledore spoke, and Hagrid acted fast. He flipped the large staff table, and the teachers ducked undernieth.

Well everyone except Mcgonagall who was standing and looking at the headmaster as if he had lost his mind at last. "ALBAGGHH" she never finished as the students ammunition reached them and pelted her completely in sugary delights. She went down, and the war waged on.

The second one not to duck underneath the staff table was Snape. He sat threw everything just eating his dessert. As Hagrid flipped the table, he grabbed one more plate and started to eat it. Miraculously nothing hit him.

With Slytherin

It's been a long battle with five sides fighting to achieve the ultimate prize. "Theodor round up the quidditch team and head towards the right side make those teachers suffer."

"Right. Marcus on me!" Theodor yelled and Marcus turned and nodded waving his alpha team to follow captain Theo.

"Draco get the third years and have them play decoy, while the fifth years come around the hufflepuffs to take them out. Once their gone gryffindor is wide open."

Draco smirked nodding his head. He was having the best time of his life. "Ok Naruto, can we set out the tiered cakes?" he asked. Those were fun to see, they exploded and could take out a entire squad out. Usually the squads contain a group of seven, it was fun watching them fall. He didn't know where Naruto found the jinx to explode the food to cover a bigger radius, but it was useful.

"No save those when we're absolutely sure we won't miss."

"Let's hit them with this." Daphne spoke up holding a large bowl of hot steaming ramen.

"Nooooooooooooo" Naruto whined as he grabbed the ramen out of her hands. "We don't waste ramen, never waste ramen." He said as he started slurping up the greats food ever.

With Gryffindor

"Now what do we do?" Ron asked as he pelted a ravenclaw with a cupcake.

"Hermione?" Harry asked looking over to her. "NO Hermione!" He yelled as he saw Hermione go down with a double tiered cake to the face by the ravenclaws general in retaliation for taking out their northern patrol.

"Fred, George, anything?" Ran said turning to his older brothers.

"We're a little busy at the moment." Fred replied.

"We just got word that the slytherins are moving on hufflepuff." George

"We need to keep ravenclaw busy enough to sabotage slytherin." Fred

"Their our only hope to stop them long enough for us to clear out the ravenclaws before we move on." George

"Merlin, wish Percy was here, he's good at organizing people." Ron commented in a sad tone.

"...Fred…..caugh…..George…..Ron" Percy Weasley said while he crawled across the floor towards them.

"Percy!" his three younger brothers yelled as he reached them.

Percy got up from his prone position. "Thought we lost you in the beginning?" Fred said looking at his messy hair. He use to keep it so neat.

"Yeah that pie hit hard." George said.

Percy pumped up his chest. "This battle is not over. Wood grab the team, your going in hot in five."

"Yes sir" Wood saluted going down the table to gather the quidditch team.

"Harry Ron, go with seamus and and see what havoc we can wreck on the ravenclaws reserves."

"Sure thing" Harry

"I i" Ron anserwd running of with Harry and Seamus.

"What can I do to help." Neville asked coming up to Percy."

"We need a distraction to keep everyone from noticing Wood and his team from getting to slytherin's side, think you can help with that?"

"Distraction right. Do you have any pies?" He was handed two banana cream pies and he pumped himself up for his charge.

Percy continued to organize the gryffindors and had them working efficiently. "LEE!" Percy yelled.

"Yeah boss?" Lee Jordan asked coming up to him.

"Need you to deliver a message to hufflepuff. I think it's time for a alliance."

As Lee ran off to do his mission, Fred and George paused to watch Percy work.

"Brother dearest?"

"Yes dearest brother?"

"He's good"

"He's in gryffindor for a reason."

"RAAAAAAAAAAA". The battle cry was heard by all, as Neville jumps up and runs down the center aisle towards the staff table wielding dual pies.

With The Staff

"He's uh comin headmaster." Hagrid told Dumbledore pointing over to Naville running towards them with pies.

"Hit him with a tiered cake."

"We're out sir." Trelawney said just barely missed being hit by a cupcake.

"I got an idea." Flitwick said grabbing a plate of lemon drop cake. "This should take him down."

"Nooooooooooo" Dumbledore spoke up quickly grabbing the plate. "Never waste a drop." He told them chuckling at the small pun he made.

"But sir" Flitwick

"No" Dumbledore said finished. He took a bit and enjoyed the delicious moist delicacy.

"Fine then." the short charms professor said. He grabbed two of their own banana cream pies and turned towards Hagrid. "Throw me at him. I Can take him." he said finally.

With that said Hagrid lifted him up and took aim. "We only got one shot big guy, make it count." As Hagrid set his sights he threw Flitwick and it looked on point.

"RAAAA" Flitwick yelled as he soared through the air towards Neville.

"RAAAAA" Neville roared running at the flying professor.

They soon collided and Flitwick won the encounter. He smashed into Neville getting his pies in his face first before Neville could bring his to bare. As Flitwick got off the prone body of his defeated advisory, he roared in victory. So did the other staff members. It was short just like the professor, when a tiered cake the size of the miniature professor collided with him. He went down completely covered. There was no hope for his survival.

Snape had just finished the last of his dessert, and he got up and walked around the table. He strode through the center asle stepping over the prone forms of students and Flitwick. As he walked towards the doors, not a single item hit him. He obtained enough fear from the students, that none dared to throw anything at him. He was a staff member so they would not attack their own. And Naruto wouldn't attack, because he was the head of their house, so any victory of his was also slytherin's victory. He continued on calm and collective, and in a swoosh of his cape he walked out of the great hall as clean as he was walking in.

Naruto and Draco watched as professor Snape walked through the middle of the battlefield without being hit once. As he made his exit Naruto turned to Draco. "That was actually pretty badass." Draco just nodded in agreement.

As Snape turned the corner in the hallway, he smirked. 'Now that's was badass.'

With Naruto

Four hours, that was how long the battle took place. Now it was quiet, too quiet. Naruto moved from hiding place to hiding place. He would even use the prone figures of unconscious bodies as cover. He was the last slytherin, many were taken out by the alliance between gryffindor and hufflepuff, but they also had ravenclaw on their side, so they were able to turn the tides. It was so quiet. He may be the only one left to claim the cup. He continued to make his way to the podium where the cup resides. There was no movement from the staff table. He crawled the last few feet to the goal weary of any hidden enemies.

He made it to the podium, and was ready to claim his prize, when he caught sight of a pair of purple shoes. He looked up and saw intricate purple robes, and up where a long white beard was braided, and up to an old face with blue eyes that held a mischiefs twinkel. 'THAT FUCKING TWINKLE' he roared in his mind.

Dumbledore looked down at Naruto and smirked. In his hands was the largest bowl of ramen Naruto has ever seen. "You took away the last bite of my delicious lemon drop cake back at the ministry." Naruto gulped. "Revenge" Was all Dumbledore said before dumping it on Naruto.

Just before He was pelted with the bowl of ramen one last thought ran through his mind. 'FUCK!'

At last the battle was over and Dumbledore claimed the house cup in the names of all the professors who worked hard at Hogwarts and received no appreciation. Dumbledore slowly raised the cup over head and helded in a victory pose. As he looked around, there was no one left, they were all prone on the floor completely covered in food. "And so ends the great food wars of Hogwarts. May all who come after remember the sacrifice these great warriors of food gave for the chance at greatness. And I Albus Percival Wulfric Dumbledore remain at the TOP!" he roared.

Finally done Review

Oh and here's a little something extra

OMAKE

Ever since that incident in the trophy room, Naruto was wondering what that three headed dog was garding. And like any good ninja or curious fox, he planned to go back the very next night.

Everything went according to plan, and no one suspected that he would soon travel to the third corridore. He dressed in his training gear, and made sure that they were the darker ones. "Alright guys I'm off."

"He boss wait for me." Konohamaru said quickly getting into his gear.

"Not tonight Konohamaru." Konohamaru silently cheered and headed off to bed.

"Don't die." Daphne said in a wave. She tended to say that every night he went out, it was her way of saying goodbye. And as usual everyone just shakes their head, and Naruto chuckled walking out.

He did train for a bit. He was still working out how he could put chakra through the wand and combined with magic.

At two in the morning, when Naruto knew that even the professors protroling the school were drowsy and not really paying attention. It didn't matter if they weren't anyway, he was a ninja. He made his way to the third corridor and stopped at the door where the three headed dog resided inside.

The firs task, get past the dog and to the trap door, easy. He took out his wand and pointed to the door, Alohomora, and with that the door unlocked. He slowly opened the door just enough to fit his head in. he saw the dog sleeping and he looked over at the trap door.

Fluffy, woke up and looked around the room. Nothing seemed admiss so he layed back down and fell asleep.

After getting through the trapdoor Naruto fell onto something soft. He created a soft light with his wand and saw he was on some sort of plant. He was suddenly entangled in vines and he seemed to be sinking. "Ah, devil's snare." He learned about this plant when he and Hermione were studying a few extra plants to get extra credit in herbology. He took out a kunai and brought it to his chest, and remained still. He was swallowed and he fell through the bottom landing on his feet on the floor under the plant. "Ha"

He made it to a room full of flying keys, and a door at the other end. He tried to open it and even tried the unlocking charm, but it was a no go. "So one of these keys open it up. It as to look different than the others."

He looked around above him, before he spotted a old key that looked different from the rest. "Seems to easy." he said. He saw a broom, "ah I see, it's quidditch. Though unlike the game, here I can cheat." he used chakra to speed through the room grabbing the key. The moment he did the other keys went crazy. He was still moving fast enough where the keys had a hard time finding him. While keeping up his speed he opened the door and went through shutting behind him. A moment later the sound of thumps against the door told him they found him, it was to late.

He then came to a large room with a giant chess board was lit up and pieces set up on both sides. He walked through the white pieces and headed towards the door on the other side. As he approached the other side. The pieces on that side unsheathed their swords and blocked his path. "So I need to play?" the king nodded. "I see."

He took a step back and went through a few hand signs, earth style- spiked garden. All of a sudden spikes shot up from the floor destroying all the pieces except for the king. "Check mate." Naruto said and the king through down his sword. Naruto walked by and reached the door, as he did he turned around and saw the board put itself back together. "Cool"

As he walked through the door, purple fire sprang up behind him and blackfire blocked the door he needed to get through. The only other thing in the room was a table with seven different size and color potions on it and a piece of paper. He picked up the paper to read it. It was some sort of riddle.

Danger lies before you, while safety lies behind,

Two of us will help you, whichever you would find,

One among us seven will let you move ahead,

Another will transport the drinker back instead,

Two among our number hold only nettle wine,

Three of us are killers, waiting hidden in line.

Choose, unless you wish to stay here for evermore,

To help you in your choice, we give you these clues four:

First, however slyly the poison tries to hide

You will always find some on nettle wine's left side;

Second, different are those who stand at either end,

But if you would move onwards, neither is your friend;

Third, as you see clearly, all are different size,

Neither dwarf nor giant holds death in their insides;

Fourth, the second left and the second on the right

Are twins once you taste them, though different at first sight.

"Eny mene mine mo" Naruto wasn't really good at riddles so he reverted to a age old trick to help him pick. He landed on the fifth bottle and drank a little of it. He made his way over to the black flames and reached out to touch it. Nothing happened and he walked through the door.

He had to be in the last room because there was no other door besides the one he came through. It was a circular room and the center was completely cleared except for a pedestal where a red glowing rock was. Surrounding the pedestal was a white circle made of magic. "There's got to be a trick to this" He said walking to the edge of the circle. He poked the white circle and nothing happened. "Uh" he walked through and up to the stone. "Is this really it, just some shiny stone?" He picked it up and tossed hand to hand.

"Boooo"

"Ahhhhhhh, damn it Peeves!" Naruto screamed jumping in fright. As he did he accidently let go of the stone and it flew through the air until it smashed against the wall shattering. There was a swirl of red before the pieces of the stone and the red swirl no longer existed.

"Uh oh" they said at the same time.

"Ooooooh you broke it" Peeves teased as he flew around Naruto.

"Shitshitshitshitshit, what do I do?" Naruto said panicking and pulling at his hair.

"Maybe, replace it?" Peeves suggested. Usually he would tell on the unlucky student, but he liked Naruto, he was fun, so he was going to help.

"Right right, see if you can find a stone yay big." he told Peeves using his hands to show him.

Peeves finally found one that matched the one they broke and brought it over to Naruto. "Now what? This one's grey while the other one was glowing red, how are you going to make it look the same?"

"Easy" Naruto said bringing out a orange bag with a kangi on it.

"What is that?"

"This here is my pranking bag, full of everything I ever need to pull of pranks."

"Oooooooh that's dedication." Peeves complimented him.

Naruto took out some paints, and started to slowly paint the stone. "I don't think painting it will work?" Peeves commented.

"This isn't ordinary paint, it's shinobi paint." As he told him that he held up his finished work. The stone was red and glowing.

"Wow it looks just like the original."

"Am I good or am I good" Naruto said placing it on the pedestal. "And Peeves, don't tell anyone about what happened."

"I promise. I'll take this secret to my grave." Peeves said laughing as he passed through the ceiling.

OMAKE 2

Quirrell made his way through each trial easily. It did help that his lord gave him the answers. The dark lord played the chess board for him, he wasn't very good at it, but his master was. They eventually made it to the potion riddle. After reading it his master spoke.

"Take the fifth one. It will take us forward. Drink all of it, we don't want anyone to follow us.

He took the small bottle and drank all of it. He winced, the potion tasted like century old socks. He noticed something at the bottom of the bottle. He brought it up to his eye and peered inside the bottle, it was a note.

Too you who guessed right. You just got ninja'd.

"Shit." Quirrill said before he felt his throat close and he slowly suffocated.

"NOOOOOO" the dark lord screamed leaving the body of his subject.

OMAKE 3

Harry and Hermione made their way through the opposite door in the chess room. Ron told them to go on and he limped back the way he came to grab help. As they entered the flames sprung up and they were trapped. As they made their way to the table full of potions they noticed a body on the floor. It was Quirrell.

"What's professor Quirrell doing here, I thought it was Snape?" Harry asked.

"Professor" Hermione answered.

"What?"

"It's professor Snape."

Before they continued on the fires went out and three professors came into the room. "What in Merlin's name are you doing here" professor Mcgonagall asked. She was followed in by professor Flitwick and professor Snape.

OMAKE 4

In the headmaster's office Dumbledore was standing next to his longtime friend Nicolas Flamel, and professor Snape. Sitting on the desk was the Philosopher stone. Nicolas stepped forward and pointed his wand at the stone. After he destroyed it, they all stood there looking at the smashed pieces. "Uh, thought there would be more." Nicolas said.

"What were you expecting?" Dumbledore asked him.

"I don't know, maybe a swirling red energy and the energy evaporating the stone."

"Well at least it will no one will ever get their hands on this stone ever again." Dumbledore said nodding his head.