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Secured Location

In a dark room four of five figured sat at a round table and placed their hats on the table. The men sitting there were the strongest ninjas of their villages, they were the Kages. "We have received a report that information about the elemental nations and its inhabitants was leaked and now someone is selling them to a reporter that will expose us." The Raikage spoke first.

"Yes and this-" the Tsuchikage paused as he flipped a few pages. "Ah, this John Squealer as obtained document and maps of not only our dealings with the outside governments and the underworld, but also the location of our villages. How is that possible!" He finished yelling.

"Well" the Kazekage spoke up. "Instead of trying to figure out how that information got out, the more important one is, how are we going to stop him from taking it to the reporter Kacie Mcwilliams? We have three days before they meet and we need someone to deal with this. Hokage-sama, you sure are quiet, care to share your thoughts?"

"Yes" Sarutobi spoke up at last. "It says they are meeting in London at an alley near the kings crossing train station. It just so happens that in three days one of my ambu will be at kings crossing at three, which is enough time to intercept the package before they meet at four."

"And who is this ambu?" the Raikage asked.

"Kit" Sarutobi answered.

"Fucking kid took my ramen" the Raikage mumbled while gripping the edge of the table.

"THAT BASTARD ASSAULTED MY GRANDDAUGHTER! Argh my back." the Tsuchikage yelled rubbing his back.

"Now now, no need to hold grudges. We're here because this could expose our world to the outside." the Hokage chuckled.

"If all is settled then, Hokage-sama, please send the scroll." Kazekage said as all four Kages signed the pure black scroll. The only one who didn't sign it and didn't show up to the summit was the Mizukage. That was because of the civil war going on in the land of water.

Three Days Later Greathall

In the morning the students were enjoying their breakfast before heading to the train to head home. As Naruto and his friends just finished, a hoot was heard above. Only one owl flew in and it's pure black wings and golden eyes could only be Koneko's, Naruto's pet owl. She flew down and landed right in front of him. Naruto petted her and gave her some of his sausages. She hooted in content and flew off leaving a scroll behind. Naruto looked down at the scroll along with everyone else and widened his eyes. He immediately lost all emotion in his face and body. His friends leaned back from him worried about what had disturbed him so much.

There laying in front of him was a pure black scroll with the kanji for Kage on the front. Konohamaru also noticed the scroll and his eyes grew wider in disbelief. "Uh oh" Konohamaru commented.

"What does that scroll say?" Pansy asked. Naruto ignored her and opened the scroll reading it.

Before any of them could catch a glance, he rolled it back up and stood from his seat. "I have to speak with professor Snape, I need to…. make a quick stop before he takes me home." and with that he strode off to speak with the slytherin's head of house.

Once Naruto was gone, Theodor turned to Konohamaru. "Ok Maru spill, what was in that scroll?" The rest of the group nodded in agreement.

"Umm….um, weeeeeelll, I don't really know." He said laughing nervously while scratching the back of his head like Naruto.

"What really!?" Draco shouted before leaning forward. "Just what is inside that scroll?"

"Well I've never seen that scroll before, but the kanji on the front said Kage. this could be something big like, saving a country, rescuing another princess."

"Another princess?" Pansy asked raising an eyebrow.

"Yup, or it could be a suicidal mission. Hope not." Konohamaru finished.

"NOO!" Pansy and Daphne gasps.

"Why would your leader send Naruto on a mission that could kill him?" Draco asked worried about not seeing Naruto again.

"Don't worry, it's probably not a suicide mission, if it was, Naruto-nii would of sent me off with Snape-"

"Professor" the group told him.

"Yea professor Snape. He would of just left and not take anything with him."

"Yea, but he could still die on a hard mission." Daphne said. She became worried for Naruto.

"The boss wouldn't of been chosen if he wasn't a really strong ninja. It just means he's the best for the job." Konohamaru's words did help to settle them down.

"Wow, so Naruto must be really good if he was picked to do this mission. Wonder if he would let me help hide the bodies. I have a devil snare in my basement, easy cleanup." Daphne commented looking off into the distance. And again everyone could only shake their heads and chuckled.

Draco looked over towards the entrance that Naruto left, 'just how ridiculously strong are you Naruto?'

Potions Lab

Naruto knocked on the door and waited for the deep, "enter" before opening it up. He walked over to Snape's desk and showed him the scroll. "Before we head back to Konoha, would it be too much to ask if we can make a quick stop on the way? It's in London if it helps."

Snape looked at the scroll not knowing the meaning of the color, but he could read the kanji on the front which was KAGE, it must be something important if it involved the leader of his village. "Alright, where will we need to head off to?"

"Oh nowhere, just to kings crossing, well muggle one that is." Naruto said scratching his head laughing.

"Oh" was all Snape said before nodding. " I'll set the portkey for four then?"

"Make it for five, I might need a little more time." Naruto said smiling walking out the door.

Snape stared at the door Naruto left, and shuddered. "Oh I think I just ruined someone's day." He said in a monotone. "I don't care." He decided as he went back to taking inventory of his stocks.

As the students were carried away by self pulling carriages, Naruto saw a skeletal horse with wings and a beak, he read about them in some of the magical creature books in the library. 'Thestral, seems like I'm the only one who sees them. Nope scratch that Snape sees them too. Wonder who he saw die?' " Professor Snape, do you see the Thestrals too? Who did you see die?"

Snape just turned to him and stared. Naruto sat there innocently, waiting for a answer. Snape raised his eyebrow, "really?"

"Really what?" Naruto

"Did you not just behead a man in front of me when we met not five minutes?" Draco, Pansy and Daphne all had their jaws opened. Did Snape just say Naruto killed a man right in front of him.

"In my defence, I was doing my duty as a ninja. You were the one to turn him back from a fish-"

"It was a ugly fish."

"Yea, he really was ugly, I did enjoy seeing him that way. Either way you're responsible for me killing a man in front of you."

"You could of carried him out?"

"He's was really heavy and I felt lazy that day." Everyone sweatdropped at that. Snape glared at him.

Naruto was being signaled by the twins in another carriage. He raised his left hand and made a seal. " kai" he said softly, just after a big explosion of colored smoke shot to the sky through the windows of the school buildings. Fireworks went of spelling GOODBYE HOGWARTS, the students who witnessed it cheered and laughed all the way to train.

Snape turned to Naruto and scowled. "If my potions lab is a mess, I will demand you replace everything in there."

"Might be a bit much don't you think?"

"You can afford it." Snape smirked as they were pulled away.

King Crossing

Naruto stood with Konohamaru and professor Snape, waving goodbye to his friends as they joined their parents. Pansy stopped hugging him and stood back. "Oh I almost forgot," she pulled out an envelope and handed it to Naruto. "That's an invitation to my birthday party, it during the second week of July, can you come?"

"Yeah I'll see and let you know if I can or not." Pansy squealed and hugged him goodbye and petted his whiskers one more time. Of course she missed and her hand was on Konohamaru's cheek.

"Nooooooo!" she yelled.

Once they all walked off, Naruto, Snape, and Konohamaru walked up to the exite and stopped. The reason why they stopped was because Konohamaru shook his head. "Nuh uh this is a trick, your going to act like nothing's there and then stop suddenly and let me walk face first into the wall." Konohamaru said backing away.

"Really there's nothing there I swear." Naruto told him.

"This is ridiculous move it Mr. Sarutobi." Snape ordered the boy.

"Fuck you two," Konohamaru said. There were a few other magical folks about, and a few witches gasped at the coarse language.

"Really?" Naruto asked as his and Snape's eyes narrowed at him.

Philip Jenkins has worked at the king's crossing railroad station for fifty years, and he was always on time. He has had the trains moving smoothly for years, and never had a single delay. He stood next to a pillar with the numbers nine and ten. He looked at his watch and brought up his whistle, and right before he blew, he was hit by a flying blurr.

Naruto walked through the pillar with Snape and looked down at Konohamaru, who was just getting up from the ground. "See told you, nothing there." Soon both Snape and Naruto looked down at the guy Konohamaru knocked out. "Why'd you attack this guy?" He questioned him.

"You threw me through the wall while he was standing in front of it!"

"Let's go, we will need to hurry before the portkey activates." Snape told them walking away in muggle clothing. The two followed after the professor.

Philip woke up a few moments later and stood up rubbing his head. "What hit me?" he asked no one in particular. He looked up just in time to find that all the trains were delayed for an hour, and still waiting for him. "NOOOO!" he cried, his perfect record ruined. He was going to find who knocked him out and he was going to ki-. He was ran over by a fast moving cart. His head hit the wall and he was knocked out again.

Harry panicked after he saw that he accidentally ran someone over with his cart. "Ohno ohno ohno, what am I going to do? I might be expelled. No I can't let uncle Vernon find out. He'll make sure I'll never get back to Hogwarts. What would Naruto do?" Just then his head tilt to the side and shook his head in humor. He knew exactly what Naruto would do. So he stood up and looked around to see if anyone witnessed the incident. When the cost was clear, he grabbed his cart and walked off pretending he wasn't part of it.

The trio exited the train station and Naruto turned to face the two. "All right I'll be right back, just wait for me here, I'll be quick." He explained before dashing off down the street and into an alleyway.

Konohamaru and Snape turned to look at each other. "Soooo what do we do while we wait?" Konohamaru asked already bored.

"We wait here." was all Snape said.

Konohamaru looked around the street until he found a small ice cream parlor just a block up the street. "Why not go get some ice cream?" he asked pointing to the storefront close to the station. Snape followed his finger and looked over at the shop. He didn't say anything for a moment, before walking off towards the store. Konohamaru rushed after him.

Alleyway

Kacie Mcwilliams waited for Mr. Squealer to arrive with evidence that a organization existed and were behind many unexplained incidents. He had proof of where they operate and who they had dealings with in the world governments and black markets. This could be her big break, if she could get her hands on a story like that, her carrier would sky rocket. "He better hurry." She mumbled. She was slowly becoming impatient for the guy, she could feel that story.

There was a sudden noise behind her, and Kacie quickly turned around to see what or who it was. There was nothing there except for a overturned trash can. "Hello?" A sudden noise came from her left. As she turned there was nothing there either. "Anyone there, stop this shit and come out." She demanded stomping her foot.

"Hi" a chipper voice spoke up behind her. She quickly turned around and looked down at a boy about eleven years old. "I am helping to raise money for the foster program. And we were making little dolls to sell." he said holding up the doll. "It even speaks." he said excitedly.

He squeezed the doll and it spoke, "I like how you pet me." The kid smiles at her and even shows that it purrs as he rubs the whisker makers on the cheek.

It was too adorable, and she squealed at it. She noticed that the doll looks very much like the child, all the more, he was the cutest kid she ever saw. "I would love one, how much"

"Twenty five pounds and you get a second one half price." he said in a happy salesmen voice. It was just cuter on him, he looked so excited to sell her one.

"Well then alright." she got the second one and smiled down at the cut boy. "Now run off, you should get back to your guardian."

"Ok, bye pretty lady." the boy said running off. She squeezed her purchase and giggled at the purring sound it was making.

Soon the two dolls giggled, and they wouldn't stop. She looked down at them and frownd, at first it was cute, but now the sound was irritating her. It was going on for about ten minutes and she was ready to explode. "Stop Laughing!" she yelled at them.

"Ok" the dolls stopped laughing and answered.

"Hu?" was all she could get out before one of the dolls opened their mouth and spat out smoke covering their part of the alley from view. She couldn't see anything but smoke around her, and it was getting hard to breath.

"Hi there" a familiare chipper voice said behind her. Wasn't she facing the only way out of the alley?

She turned trying to see past the smoke, only to come face to face with the same kid as before. "You" she growls.

"I'm raising money for the foster program, and we're selling gas masks." he said holding up a bright orange gas mask. "Buy one and get a second one free." he smiled again.

"What did you do to me?" she said. Her vision was blurring and the alleyway was spinning in circles.

"What do you mean?" the kid asked looking around like he didn't see the smoke screen or that she was swaying on her feet.

"Give me one of those." she demand reaching for one of the gas masks.

The boy quickly pulled it back shaking his head. "Nuh uh you got to pay first lady, it's fifty for the mask, the second one is free." he never lost his smile.

She quickly threw the money at him and put on one of the mask. When she turned to face the kid again, he was gone. She started to panic, what if the organization found out about her snooping, and now they're going to kill her. Turning to where she knew the entrance to the alley was and ran towards it.

As she exited the alley, she cried injoy. She opened her mouth to call out for help, when she took another step and everything went black. As she fell she landed in water. She looked up to the only light source, and saw the circular hole of a manhole being covered. "NOOOO!" she screamed in desperation. She stood up in the knee deep water looking around in the pitch black, "this can't get any worse."

"Hi" a chipper voice said behind her. Soon there was a beam of light coming from the now familiar child. He was wearing a headlamp and still had the innocent smile on his face. "I'm raising money for a foster program, would you like to purchase a flashlight," as he said that he held up a flashlight flickering it on and off. "It's only a hundred pounds, or a pack of matches for ten pounds."

"YOU LITTLE SHIT!" Kacie screamed and lunged for him. He easily stepped to the side dodging her.

"I'm just trying to raise money lady, what the fuck is your problem?"

"My problem is you!" she decided to reach out and try to snatch a flashlight, but the kid moved it out of her way.

"Nuh uh, it's one hundred for the light or ten for matches."

"Give me that! NOW!"

"Pay up lady."

"FINE!" Kacie growled in irritation and dug through her purse to find her wallet. She pulled out all her cash and shoved it towards the little menace. "Here I only got ninety nine pounds, that should be enough."

"Sorry lady but it's a hundred pounds, matches are ten if your interested?"

Another growl came out of her. "It's only one pound, surely you can let one pound go?"

"Sorry lady but every pound counts." still never losing his smile.

Kacie gritted her teeth and handed ten pounds to him. "Then I'll take the matches." she said with her teeth grinding in her mouth.

"Thank you for your patron, your a little cheapskate aren't you?"

"YOU BASTARD!" she lunged for him. He shut off his headlamp before she jumped at him. As she landed where he was last seen, all she hit was water. She jumped up and took out the matches and lit one. As the small flame of light flickered off the wall, she noticed she was alone again. "God damn child of the corn."

There came a giggle behind her..

She turned around, only to come face to face with one of those cute dolls. It was sitting on a red barrel with a cute smile on it. It started giggling again and Kacie looked down at the random barrel and her eyes widened at the big HIGHLY FLAMMABLE sticker on the front. She looked back at the giggling doll and flinched back and dropped the match. The doll wore a fox like grin, and it looked menacing. She soon realized she dropped the match, and looked down just as it fell into the open top.

She looked back at the smirking doll and screamed. "Fuck y-"

With The Weasleys

As the Weasleys packed their trunks in the back of the car, they all squeezed in and drove towards home. Ginny was sitting between her parents in front, while Ron took the seat between his twin older brothers. Percy was in the last row squiggling away in a notebook.

She listened in awe at the stories her brothers were telling about their year in Hogwarts. She was so excited for next year, she couldn't wait. The twins were just finishing up their story of the end of the year feast, that turned into the greatest food fight ever. Her mother was slacked jawed hearing that even the professores were participating. Her father just laughed and wiped a few tears off his cheek. "Oh that must of been something. This is the first time that two houses were tied. Let me guess the person who started this was Naruto right?"

The boys laughed. Molly looked in the rearview mirror and looked at Percy. "How was your year dear?" Percy didn't answer. He was too busy writing furiously in his notebook.

Fred looks back at Percy and looked at what he was writing and smirked. "He's just mad that the slytherins out maneuvered us." Fred comments.

"We'll get them next time." Percy growls.

"How do you know there's going to be a next time?" Ginny asked innocently.

All of her brother and including her father laughed. George leans forward to speak to her. "Wait until you meet Naruto, then you'll know why."

"When did you meet Naruto dad?" Ron asked.

"Well it started when me and Perkins-"

"Perkins and I dear." Molly corrected him.

"Yes well Perkins and I were heading to the second floor cafeteria when-" as he was speaking, they drove over a manhole cover, when there was a loud VAROMP, and the car jumped, like they went over a speed bump. Arthur quickly pulled over and looked at his family. "What did we hit?"

They all shrugged back and got out to see what it was. There was do dents or scratches on the car, and nothing underneath. They all scratched their heads in confusion. It was then that both Fred and George turned around and pause as the saw a manhole cover opened up and out stepped a familiar blond and whiskered face.

They waved and yelled out to him. "Hey Naruto!" Fred

"What's you doing?" George

Naruto turned spotting the twins. He smiled and waved back. The rest of the Weasley family turned and spotted him. They all walked over to him and he greeted his friends and nodded to Percey. Arthur walks up and shakes his hand. "Merlin's beard it's good to see you again Naruto."

"You to Mr. Weasley."

"Please call me Arthur, this is Ginney, she starts Hogwarts next year." He said gesturing Ginney to say hi.

"Hi." she said softly hiding behind Arthur. She was shy with new people.

"And this is my wife Molly-" he was quickly interrupted as Molly shoved forward and enveloped Naruto into a hug.

"Ohhhh, it's so nice to finally meet you." Molly said after finally releasing him from her bone crushing hug.

"It's...nice to meet you Mrs. Weasley."

"Now now, none of that formality, call me Molly. Kushina and I were so close during our younger years. There's no way I can repay her for helping me and Arthur-"

"Arthur and I Honey." Arthur corrected his wife.

Molly gave a small slap to his shoulder causing a slight pain. "Don't go correcting me Arthur it's rude."

"But, but, in the car you?"

Molly slapped his shoulder again. "Shush you. Now Naruto, why are you out here all alone. Aren't you heading back to Konoha."

Naruto smiles innocently while scratching the back of his head. "I am I'm just doing a few errands before heading back." Everyone tilted their heads wondering what errands he had. Unfortunately the twinkle in his eye gave him up to the twins. They both grinned at each other, wondering what trouble he was getting up to. And by the looks of it, Molly didn't seem quite convinced either. It came from dealing with the twins troublemaking.

"What errands do you have in the muggle world?" Ron asked.

"Umm…..ninja errands?" Naruto said sliding the manhole cover with his foot over the hole. The Weasley children looked at him in confusion, but both Molly and Arthur widened their eyes. They were friends with Kushina, and she told them all about being a ninja and the duties they must perform. So to see her son so young performing ninja duties.

Molly hid a tear from the group and stood up straight. "Well then, it was really nice meeting you dear. If you ever get the chance please write, I would really like to get to know you better. Alright gang, back in the car let's go."

"But mom" Ron and the twins whined.

"Dear" Arthur whined as well. He wanted to ask Naruto about the shinobi culture. Learning new cultures was a favorite past time.

"NOW! And Naruto dear be seeing you." she smiled at him. The twins passed by and patted him on the back.

Ron smiled as well. "Be seeing next year mate."

"You too Ron." As Naruto looked down to Ginny, he smiled at her and she smiled back shyly. She honestly reminded him of Hina-hime when she was younger.

He reached behind him and pulled out one of the Naru dolls and handed it over to her. "Thank you." Ginny smiled and rushed off after her parents.

Naruto took off to the next alley over and he pulled off the silencing seals. They kept the person in the alley from hearing any noise outside the alley.

John Squealer

"That bitch is over an hour late, if she don't hurry, I'll go to the next reporter." John growled out. Kacie Mcwilliams has had him waiting an hour after the agreed time. He needed to get these documents out to the public. The longer he held onto these, the more likely they will find him. This was why he was here in the first place, to get rid of his involvement. Though it's only been two weeks since he received these documents from an unknown source.

A noise came from deeper in the alley. John quickly turned around looking for any movement. He stood there for another five minutes before he relaxed a little.

"Hi" a young chipper voice sounded out behind him.

John quickly turned around and came face to face with a cute whiskered kid. His eyes widened. 'And I didn't even get ice cream.'

Snape And Konohamaru

"...and here is double scoop of mint chip, and one scoop of lily sherbert." the cashier said handing the two ice creams to a cute little boy, and a handsome dark suit man. "That'll be twelve pounds." still smiling.

Both Snape and Konohamaru were finally at the end of the long line. At first it wasn't so bad. Snape stood with his ever present scowl. And Konohamaru was just smiling in excitement. Many women walking by and even those standing in line looked over at the tall dark man, and many drooled. Soon Snape and Konohamaru moved up to the halfway point.

"How much longer?" Konohamaru asked getting irritated by the wait. Naruto would be back soon and he wanted ice cream before they leave. Snape just stood there silent, waiting.

Snape spotted two guys crossing the street without using the crosswalk and made their way to the otherside. "Hey why don't we grab some ice cream before we head over?" with his friends agreement, they stepped into line directly in front of Snape and Konohamaru.

"Hey!" Konohamaru shouted. The two guys turned around and looked down at him, right before turning back and ignored him. "You can't cut in line, go to the back."

The two men turned around, and looked behind the kid and pale man and spotted the line going around the corner. It was a really long line. "No I think we're good." the first one said.

"We'll be quick." the second one said before turning to face the front. It would be another hour before they reach the front.

Snape's eyebrow gave a little twitch, before he stepped forward and placed a hand on each of their shoulders. "I believe he is correct. Everyone here wishes to receive ice cream. It is very rude to cut them all off. I ask you gentlemen to head to the back of the line."

"Just who are you?" number one said shrugging off the hand.

"Severus Snape"

Both men snorted in laughter. "Severus, really?" the first one asked.

"Sounds like Snivellus to me" the second one commented.

With that Snape's patience ran its course. Konohamaru looked up at Snape, and with training to read facial expressions, like a good little ninja. He noticed that Snape was going to do something about them. He grinned.

If being around Kushina taught Snape anything, it was being able to discreetly throw spells without anyone knowing, and if they can do it under the noises of wizards and witches, then muggles would be too simple. He and Kushina used it to get back at James Potter and his cronies without them realizing it's them. He decided to pull a page out of Naruto's book.

Even Konohamaru didn't know how it all started, he was looking at Snape to see what he would do. The next thing he remembered was that the two guys suddenly seemed stuck to where their standing. They started squirming and squeezing their butt cheeks.

"Oh shit oh shit oh shit, I got to go, why can't move?" one the men said in intense pain from trying to hold back his loosening bowels. They felt like they were going to explode. They wouldn't have time to make it to the bathroom on time.

Suddenly their feet were set free and they moved. One guy saw a trash can by the street with a open top, he jump towards it and without shame, pulled down his pants and let loose his bowels. There he sat by the side of the road taking a shit in a trash can with his pants around his ankles. "DON'T LOOK AT ME!" he shouted to everyone he saw looking. Afterwards police came and took him away crying in shame.

The other guy bolted for the nearest alley. He made it to the alley and ran to the nearest dumpster and relieved himself. Once that episode was over, he shut the lid and sighed. "Might as well wait here for this reporter Kacie Mcwilliams. No telling when my bowels will burst again."

An hour later when John Squealer heard a chipper child like voice behind him say "Hi" his bowels loosened once more.

As Snape and Konohamaru finally made it to the end and received their cold treats they turned to stare at each other. It was a minute later when Snape raised an eyebrow. "Well?" Snape asked Konohamaru.

"Well what?" Konohamaru asked.

"This was your idea, pay the young women."

"I'm nine I don't carrey money. Your the adult, take responsibility."

"I don't carrey muggle money." Snape replied.

"Ummmm…...are you going to pay or what?" the cashier asked. The two continued to ignore her and stared at each other.

"What are you two doing?" a voice sounded out behind them. There stood Naruto looking at them.

"We wanted some ice cream while we waited for you, but this guy is a cheapskate." Konohamaru answered. Snape just slapped the back of his head. "Ow" Konohamaru said rubbing the back of his head.

"It seems that neither of us possesses muggle money." Snape told him.

"I'll take care of this." Naruto walked up to the lady behind the cash register and powered up his jutsu. "Can I have orange sherbet please?" he asked in his puppy dog face expression.

"Awww, of course little guy." the women said getting him his treat.

After receiving the ice cream Naruto beamed up at her and she squealed at his expression. "How much for all three ice creams pretty lady?" he still had his puppy dog look going and she was putty in his hands.

She bent over the counter and smiled wide for him while rubbing his whiskered cheek. When she heard him purr blood dripped from her nose and she was lost in the cuteness. "Awwwww don't worry little guy, it's on the house."

She received another beaming smile. "Thanks pretty lady." Naruto said before dragging Snape and Konohamaru out before she changed her mind.

"That was quite impressive back there." Snape commented as they looked for somewhere secluded.

"Thanks, it's a genjutsu I developed when I was training."

"And how many times have you put faculty and students under illusion." Snape demanded.

"Only when pulling a prank. If it helps, I did it with the minister."

"No that does not help." Snape emphasized with a scowl.

They made their way to a deserted alleyway and waited the two minutes for the port key to activate. Naruto's last thoughts as he heard Konohamaru gulp as he felt himself twisted was. 'Did I remove the trap seals from Ginny's doll? Oh well, the king of pranks never forgets. This is for christmas.'

Back With The Weasley's

"Make it stop!"

"Quickly out the window."

"No!"

"Blast it dad!"

"Nooo!"

"Boys! Ginny honey, see if there's a way to turn it down."

Ever since they left Naruto and were making their way home, the doll Ginny was playing with acted up and their ride was riddled with terror. Ginny was playing with the doll by stroking it's whiskers and giggled as it purred. She giggled again when it purred into her hand. Fred leaned forward and spoke to her. "You know Ginny, Naruto really does purr when you pet his whiskers."

"Really!?"

"Yup, and if you-" He was interrupted by the doll giggling again.

Ginny giggled as well. As the doll continued giggling, everyone looked at it wondering when it would stop giggling. The giggling started to get to Ron first.

"Ginny! Make it stop giggling."

"Um?"

"Come on Ronald, let her have her fun." Fred told him.

"Yea besides, if she marries Naruto, we'd be his relatives." George whispers back to them.

"Chung ching" the twins fist bumped. Ron still looked confused. Which was normal considering Ron always losses track when the twins rambled on.

Fifteen minutes later the twins join Ron in asking to either throw it out, or blast it. And every time they suggested such a thing, Ginny would always cry, "NOO!" and Molly would tell the boys to shut it.

Another fifteen and all the males in the car wanted it gone. Molly shut them down. She always shuts them down. Ginny's her favorite. This continued on and on until they turned on the dirt road back to the borrow.

It seemed that Arthur had attempted to hold back a shout throughout the entire ride home, but for the past forty minutes of listing to that constant giggling, he finally lost it. He quickly grabbed the doll sitting on Ginny's lap. "SHUT UP!" Just then, the Giggling stopped. Everyone let out a sigh. "See? It stopped." Arthur told his family.

"OKAY!" a chipper voice said.

Everyone slowly looked back to the doll in Arthur's grasp. "HU?" was the last sound everyone made before the little doll opened its mouth and spewed colored smoke.

The car jerked to a stop, and the car filled with smoke, they were covered in different colors. They quickly opened their doors and jumped out of the car. They wiped whatever was on their face and coughed out colored smoke. After they finished coughing they stood up and looked around in confusion. They seem disoriented from all the smoke blasted into their face. They looked up at a house that looked stacked and was rigidity. "Oh we're home." Molloy said once she spotted it.

The giggling started again and everyone screamed. There was a sudden BOOM as the doll was blasted into nothing. It seemed that Ginny's patience has finally reached its limit as well. With a scream she blew up the doll with accidental magic. Small tears were at the corner of her eyes for losing a cute doll.

"Good job Ginny." Arthur told his daughter.

"Wicked" Ron and the twins said. Percy just stood there glaring at the spot the doll blew up.

"Well now that that's all taken care off let's have tea." Molly told everyone as they made their way across the yard. They were almost to the house when more giggling came from behind them.

Everyone stopped mid step at the sound. They slowly turned until they saw the line of Naru dolls laying around their yard. And every. Single. One. was GIGGLING!.

"Brother dearest" in a shaky voice.

"Ye….yes dearest brother."

"He got us good didn't he?"

"Yes he did brother. Yes he did."

Konoha

After watching Konohamaru throw up for five minutes, Naruto Snape and Konohamaru made it back to Konoha and made their way to the Hokage tower to report back.

Hiruzen Sarutobi looked at the three before him. Konohamaru had a big bright smile on his face, Snape looked impassive as ever, and Naruto? He flinched as he stared at the boy. His look was one of betrayal and anguish. The Hokage knew that Naruto was holding back. That look could only mean one thing. He knew who his parents were. 'I knew this would happen one day.'

"Konohamaru? Why don't you head on home, I'm sure your mother would really like to see you." the Hokage told his grandson.

"Ok jiji, bye Naruto-nii, bye Snape-"

"Professor."

"What?"

It's professor Snape" Snape told the nine year old.

Konohamaru just smiles wider at the inside joke. "Bye Snape!" he yelled dashing out before Snape could interrupt.

Sarutobi took a look at Naruto's grades. "It seems you have been doing well at Hogwarts."

"Old man" Naruto said in a serious tone. He called him old man to let him know that it was a personal matter.

So the aged Hokage pressed a seal underneath his desk and the room was sound proof. "What may I help you with Naruto?" he asked looking at the young ninja infront of him.

"Tell me the truth. Did you know who my father was?" Naruto asked while glaring at the Hokage. Snape attempted to leave discreetly, but whatever rune the Hokage used to keep their conversation from leaving this room, also seemed to be preventing the doors from opening as well. He was stuck in here with them. He would rather be brewing delegit potions.

The old Hokage just sighed. "Yes Naruto I did. But I needed to keep that a secret because of the enemies he made. There would of been assassination attempts on your life."

"I know that, but you could at least of told me. I know how important it is to keep that information from leaking."

"I was planning on telling you when I knew you would be able to defend yourself."

"Anbu" was all Naruto said as his eyes narrowed.

"Yes" the Hokage chuckled. "I do forget that sometimes. Seeing you so young and already in anbu." Sometimes Sarutobi regretted letting Naruto attend school early.

"I also want my inheritance." Naruto demanded. "It is mine by birthright, and by clan law I am the head of my household since I have been promoted above genin."

"That's true. I will put the paperwork through, though the council might not like it, but the property and everything in it is yours by right." the Hokage answers grabbing some fresh paper to start the paperwork. Though totally worth it to see the looks on those arrogant council members. Naruto turns to leave, "by the way Naruto about your little errand?"

Naruto turns around and looked at Snape for a second before turning back to the Hokage. "The leak has been plugged for now, I'll take Anko with me to deal with the source. Since today is saturday, I'll head out tomorrow with Anko."

Sarutobi just nodded in acceptance. "By the way jiji?" Naruto then smiles at him. A small shiver runs up the Hokage's spine. "Since I get two months off after this mission, I would like to spend it visiting friends in London. You know before I have to return to Hogwarts?"

Sarutobi just slaps his face. How could he forget that Naruto would be gone for his wizard schooling most of the year. After this mission, he'll have the whole summer free before going back to school. And as he is now head of the Uzumaki clan, the village can't interfere. "Alright Naruto, permission granted, after your mission send a report back with Anko."

Naruto just nodded as the Hokage undid the seal. "Oh and I need some genins to move my things to the new place. I think three squads should do it. And have Hina-hime's group there too. She can help organize where things go." Naruto says as Snape leaves and he follows.

The Hokage chuckles, "oh oh ho, gonna ask her to move in with you, eh little Naru?" the Hokage smirks. With most of the paperwork done, he decided to indulge into some of his favorite past time. Icha Icha Paradise. He opens the secret drore and looks down to see that his precies book is gone and a note was left behind. Panicked he grabs the note and opens it to read.

Heard that! Good luck finding your book. Here's a hint.

At that the corner of the paper got wet. Sarutobi brings it up to his nose and gives it a quick sniff. His eyes widened in horror. "The women's bath at the hot springs." he shivers at the memory of his student Jiraiya and him being punished for peeking in on the women that one time.

Uzumaki Residence

After retrieving the address for the Uzumaki compound Naruto and Snape made their way there. Standing in front of massive gates with the red Swirl dead center. The walls were huge and went all the way around. It was the second largest compound in the village, first being the Senju. Apparently the Uzumakis were the supreme masters of fuinjutsu. The walls were littered with them to keep unwanted guests out. They glowed for a second when Naruto walked up to the gates, before turning invisible again. There was no way to get over the wall because of the force field covering the entire compound. That same force field made it impossible to see inside from above, and even blocked the sharingan and byakugan. Naruto stood there just looking at it, overwhelmed by the sheer magnitude of what he just inherited.

"It is quite impressive isn't it?" Snape said looking at the familiar gates. He had spent many summers here. He was always welcomed, Lily too.

"Impressive? That's it? This is fucking huge! Holy shit I'm rich here too?" there was a pause in his rant. Snape eyed him wondering what went through his mind. "Those fucking bastards!" Naruto screamed.

It looked like he had something to add to that, but one look at Snape and Naruto shut his lips. "Are you done?" Snape simply asked. Naruto just nodded and Snape knocked on the door.

"I thought no one lived here?"

"No one does. The Uzumaki house elf on the other hand, has most likely kept the place tighty."

"Oh, like Draco's house elf Dobby."

"Yes"

Suddenly the gates swing open and it felt like everything changed once he stepped through.

The air was cleaner, the light seemed to brighten enhancing the scenery around them. There was a giant stone pathway with tall crimson red flowers taking up every available space on either side of the pathway leading up to a circular clearing. Stone statues that looked like samurai with scary looking helmets stood in a straight line all the way up to the clearing facing towards each other on both sides of the path "Woow-" Naruto said before he was interrupted by a flying orange blurr.

"MMMAAAAASSSSttter Naruto!" shinobi instincts kicked in and Naruto's arms shot out and caught the blurry bullet. He looked down to see a female house elf crying in his arms. The difference with this one compared to the other house elves Naruto saw, was she looked cleaner and wore a bright orange and black sundress. She was sobbing in his arms reaching out to hug him. "Oh Robin-chans so happy. Master Naruto has returned. Robin-chan's been waiting for young master to return."

"Umm?"

"Robin here-"

"Chan"

Snape looked at the elf as Naruto put her down. "What was that?"

"Mistress Kushina always calls Robin-chan, Robin-chan, so you must address Robin-chan by Robin-chan." the now identified Robin-chan said looking at Snape with a small glare.

Snape just rolled his eyes at her antics. It seems she never changed. "Robin-chan here was your mother's personal house elf, and now she serves you." he told Naruto as they were walking down the path.

"What's with the dark roses?" Naruto asked looking at the sea of red on both sides.

"Those aren't roses, their crimson blood flower. If an intruder breaks into the compound, the flowers will attach to them and drain them of their blood. Hence blood flower. They are also very useful in healing potions and potions to help replenish lost blood. They are also quite poisonous, so be careful." Snape also told him about the statues coming to life to protect the property.

As they made it into the clearing, Naruto nearly fainted at what he saw. He's been to some of the other clans compounds, they were like miny villages behind their walls. That was what he was expecting, it seems the Uzumakis were as unpredictable and eccentric as he is. "Apparently since this was built by Mito Uzumaki, it was so she could stay close to her family, and when she passed Kushina took over and as head of the clan." Snape said looking around to see if anything changed since his last visit.

"Palace"

"That's right master Naruto. Mistress Mito wanted her clan to be close so she just put everything together." Robin-chan answered smiling up at him.

"Palace"

"Yes, I do believe you have already mentioned that." Snape answers him.

"Palace"

Snape looked over to him and sighed. 'Looks like he's broken a little.' He slapped the back of Naruto's head. It seemed to of worked, but Snape was suddenly assaulted by the house elf. She jumped on him pulling his hair and scratching his face. "Not this shit again, damn it Robin get off!"

"It's Robin-chan, and you can't hit master Naruto!" she screamed taking him to the ground.

"Holy shit it's a palace! This thing is massive, I'm so going to get lost! A fucking palace, it's bigger than the dynamo's palace at the capitol!" Naruto continued on before looking at the pair wrestling on the ground. They both paused and looked back. "Umm how about a tour?" he asked scratching his cheek.

"Right this way master." Robin-chan said taking his hand and leading him into the palace.

Snape got himself up and dusted dirt off his robes. He watched the pair enter, "I never did like that insufferable elf." He then walked off to the one room he knew well. The potion laboratory. It was a nice large room, and the Uzumakis stocked their supplies with their own grown ingredients. They were far more potent than any grown elsewhere. Kushina said something about mixing chakra into the plants. All he knew was, he'll most likely be visiting more often.

As Naruto was being given a tour of the PALACE Robin-chan was telling him about every feature this compound has, it was built in a Japanese fashion. The PALACE had hundreds of rooms. There were several dojos, twice as many armories and a giant warehouse garage. There was a large dining room, large kitchen, family rooms, sitting rooms, game rooms, four grand Ballrooms with intricate working on every inch of the rooms, and grand fireplaces in each. There were so many guest rooms. The library was huge. It was bigger than Hogwarts even. He only fainted twice, and Robin-chan would splash him with water to wake him. He was shown his nursery that his mother had prepared for him, but never got to see it used. He could tell she put a lot of love into it, the room was orange and blue, the furniture matched. And a photo of a pregnant Kushina and her husband Minato were smiling at the camera as Minato rubbed her extended belly, sat on a night stand next to the crib.

Naruto decided to keep the room closed, he wasn't going to change a thing in there. He saw many pictures hanging on walls, of different red headed people. Some of them were magical pictures, so those moved and waved to him. You couldn't here what they were saying, unless you could read lips. Their relatives probably just don't want to listen to them nag. He started seeing pictures of his mother's childhood, and then some with her Snape and some red headed green eyed girl. He also noticed this one had a gryffindor tie on while his mother and Snape wore slytherin.

He was shown the master bed room which was right next to the nursery. It had a king size bed with a blue comforter with a red Uzumaki swirl in the middle of it. Pictures shown around the room of his parents and the life they lived. The bathroom was nearly as large, with a tub that could fit four people and a shower just as big. This would be his room. This is where he would come to after Hogwarts. This was his family's home, it was his home.

After that he was shown the rest of the PALACE. There were seven gardens on the premises, they were the training yard, the Uzumaki personal hot springs. The hot springs could help heal wounds and make people feel young again. It was thought to be filled with phoenix tears. There was a magical garden, to help supply the potions laboratory in the dungeons. A poisoned garden, that grows some of the most poisonous plants in the world. There was also a field that had a quidditch pitch. The next garden was filled with the most beautiful flowers in the world. Naruto saw a small stone pathways leading to a circular platform with a red octagon shaped roof directly in the middle of the garden. The last garden was empty, and Robin-chan told Naruto he could put whatever he wanted here. "Oh good this is perfect for Na, Nar, Naru, Ru, Ruto, and To." Naruto said smiling. The Uzumaki had some really green thumbs apparently, and Naruto was no exception. He grew massive Bonsai plants, well beyond what they should grow up to.

"If you put them altogether that spells master Naruto's name." Robin-chan said looking at Naruto.

"YA I know right? It's totally awesome. They came up with it to cheer me up. Their so cool." Naruto said with stars in his eyes.

After dragging Snape out of the dungeons with a promise that he could return to it after their errands were done. Snape had decided to stay until August to help with cleaning up the magical garden and organizing the potions lab. Naruto knew that was Snape talk for wanting to play in the laboratory. Snape then followed Naruto around as he made quick stops, one being a very small ramen stand that was owned by an older gentlemen and what seems to be his daughter. "Hiya old man, Amaye-nee, I'm back and I need ten pork Ramen stat."

"Oha oha My best customer is back, HEY Amaye guess whos here?" the shop owner Teuchi shouted in the back.

"Who father?" and sixteen year old girl comes out with and apron on and a head cover. She sees Naruto and squeals rushing him and giving him a hug. "Ohhh it's so good to see you again Naruto, it's been really slow without you."

Naruto scratched his cheek. "Sorry, by the way this is one of my professors from my wizarding school." Snape only nodded his head towards them and they awkwardly waved back. In the elemental countries everyone is born with the potential to wield chakra. But very few go on to become shinobi. Most people don't want to be fighting most of their lives, so the don't awaken their chakra network. Since they are considered squibs, the statue of secrecy is still kept.

As Naruto sat there talking to the two workers and eating his ramen, Snape just stared at him. 'All I have ever seen him eat is ramen, and even ten bowls! I've also noticed most of the civilians were glaring at him. I wonder?' He thought as he ate his one bowl. It was really good ramen, Naruto knows his food, Uzumakis usually do.

As Naruto waved goodbye, Snape told him he was heading back to the compound to make a list of potion inventory. Naruto knew he wanted to go play with his potions. So he waved him off and jumped to the nearest rooftop. "Let's see?" He closes his eyes and concentrated on sensing the person he's looking for. A moment later he raced off. "Got you."

Training Ground 8

"NOOO Akamaru!"

"It's too late Kiba, we must leave him behind."

"We can't! Remember what sensei said? Avenge your comrades! No matter the cost!"

"I didn't say that!" a female voice sounded out to their right.

"Kiba-kun on your left." another female voice said, it sounded much younger.

"NOOO NOT THE FA-" his words were cut off when a palm plants itself on his face, he then feels as if a giant blast went off. He flew to the right, and his sensei leaned over to avoid his flying body. He slammed into a tree and his lights were out.

The owner of the young female voice then turns to the last opponent. "Your almost out of chakra, and your bugs are being depleted. Give up Shino-kun."

The now named Shino wore a large grey coat that came up past his nose, his brown hair was slightly spiked and wore sunglasses to hide his eyes. People get uncomfortable looking at his eyes. So far only two people, besides his clan, have not shied away from him. One being his favorite teammate, though he'll never tell Kiba that, Hinata was their years best kunoichi even though Sakura pulled ahead on the written term, Hinata dominated every other test and earned Kunoichi of their year. She said her best friend Naruto was the one who really helped her get that far. And said boy Naruto Uzumaki. He was Hinata's best friend and her deepest crush. Naruto was alright in his books. That and his insects seem to enjoy tasting his chakra. His bugs told him that it feels refreshing and filling. Naruto interested him.

As those thoughts went through his head, Hinata was upon him. Hinata's palm was an inch from his face, when his bugs finally captured her.

"That's it for the day guys. Head on home and rest for tomorrow's missions." the teams jounin sensei Kurenai told them. She looked over to Kiba who was still out of it and then looked back at Hinata. She pointed to Kiba. "you knock him out, you carry him."

"Hai Kurenai-sensei" Hinata said walking over to Kiba. She had shown to be very capable in hand to hand combat and became their close range fighter. No student wanted to pair up with her, or Sasuke. Kiba came in as close and midrange fighter. And Shino became their longrange to midrange fighter. And together they make up a recon/hunter team. With their combine bloodlines, they were a formidable foe. Hinata knew to hold back in training so not to hurt her teammates. Naruto taught her to never let yourself hold you back from improving. She was sweating, but wasn't out of breath. Naruto was much…..much worse. But only because he believed she would be the best.

As she got closer to Kiba, she paused as she heard a faint sound in the distance. Kurenai and Shino tilted their head as well hearing the same thing. Kiba's ear twitched as the sound came closer. "HINAaaaaaaaaa-HIMEEEeeeee!" a big blur screeched as it slammed into Hinata and took her to the ground.

"Eeeep, Naru-kun? Your back!" Hinata said excitedly and hugged him back from her position. Naruto was rubbing his head on hers speaking a mile a minute, in his fast pace voice that he uses when he's excited.

"Hey Hina-hime, I missed you. How's your team going? Any exciting stories you can tell me? By the way I need your help tomorrow if you have time off." Kurenai and Shino seemed lost as Naruto spoke quickly. Hinata just bobbed her head listening to him and waiting for him to finish. She knew to let him get it all out before answering back.

"Naru-kun how was the magic school?" Kurenai tilted her head at that. Magic was only spoken about around her deceased sensai.

Her sensai could wealed magic as well as chakra. She also knew that this person was Naruto Uzumaki, the son of her idol and sensei Kushina Uzumaki. It seemed he turned out just like his mother. She had meet him before when Anko and Yugao dragged him with them for their anuale girls night. They spent most of the time petting his whiskers and dressing him up in different costumes. Naruto promised Anko on her birthday that he'll let her play with him for the night. But no sexual or pained induced. He should of also included humiliating as well.

When Hinata was put on her team, all she raved about was how Naruto encouraged her and helped her become strong. Even Kiba who was pretty dense, could read between the lines. She had a huge crush on Naruto, and Kiba learned that a bad word towards Naruto, earns a palm to the stomach, and not a gentle one either. 'Gentle fist my ass.'

"Naruto" Kurenai said nodding at him.

"Hey Kurenai-nee." Naruto waved back. Out of the three mistresses of Konoha, Kurenai was more gentle than the others. She really tried her best to help Naruto with his genjutsu, but only ended up teaching him one. It really was only a simple C rank genjutsu. It was the illusion that he disappears and conceals his presence, his voice would be heard coming from every direction if he wanted. The Uzumaki had somehow contorted that simple genjutsu into a powerful technique that got him into the Anbu. apparently he could also make it almost impossible to break. Ninjas would need the chakra equivalent to that of the Hokage. Even the third Hokage, the professor, god of shinobi, struggled hard to break Naruto's genjutsu. On the bright side, at least that's his only genjutsu. It's scary enough if you can't keep track of a trained killing machine…. who's nine with a very powerful genjutsu.

In Konoha, there are three women who were made infamous for their icey attitude and deadly techniques. Kurenai was the ice queen and was the genjutsu mistress of Konoha. Her genjutsus were said to rival that of the one that the Uchiha sharingan could produce. Anko was the Poison mistress. Her poisons could kill a hundred men in a single drop. Others she creates to last as long as possible, so that her victims suffer longer. Her current record is three days. It also helped that she was a huge sadist. She taught Naruto all about poisons and how to make them. Enough said. Because of her he excelled at potion making. Snape would love the fact that Anko could brew poison as good as he could a potions, and hate her because she would annoy him to insanity.

Yugao Uzuki was the assassin mistress. She was in the anbu with Naruto and taught him several hundred ways to kill a person without others knowing they were dead. Her record stood at one week. She taught Naruto how to move without a sound and the best way to infiltrate a building without being noticed. She was the only one of three people who could sneak up on Kakashi, she was even able to sneak up on the Hokage himself. She wouldn't teach Naruto that until he becomes a Anbu captain. She helped keep him and Anko from more extensive damage then they should on a anbu mission. Anko and Naruto have earned the title, "Chīmu saigai", team disaster.

It was because of these three women and his natural stamina and larger than imagined chakra coils, Naruto earned the name Kit from his enemies. It was chosen because he looked extremely young, and they felt as if he was playing with them. And the fact he could get away from a kage really amplified his reputation. He was still only rated B in the bingo book.

"Ano.. Naru-kun what's this about you moving?" Hinata asked as they got up from the ground.

"Oh ya, I got jiji to finally give me my inheritance, and it came with a clan compound. It's actually closer to the Hyuuga compound then my apartment at headquarters. I was wondering if you're free tomorrow? If you could help me unpack my things from headquarters?"

"Umm?" HInata looks over at Kurenai for a answer.

"Go ahead and take the day off to help your friend Hinata. In facted, the team will all pitch in."

"Awsome, thanks Kurenai-neechan. Come on Hina-hime let me show you the new place."

"Ok Naru-kun." With that Hinata ran off with him back towards the Uzumaki residents.

Shino walked up to his sensei and looked at the passed out kiba. "She forgot about Kiba sensei" he said in a monotone voice.

Kurenai looked at Kiba and then to Shino. "Well then it looks like your going to have to pick up the slack." She smiled and disappeared in an illusion. Shino looked back at Kiba before leaving him a note to meet the team at the Hokage tower tomorrow at eight, and then he left him there.

With Naruto and Hinata

Hinata was mesmerised by the palace Naruto was showing her. It looked like the finest craftsmen in the world came together to put it together. She practically squealed when he showed her the gardens. She didn't exactly know what the quidditch pitch was, though Naruto wrote letters back to her about the sport team he was on. When she saw the beautiful garden with a circular platform in the middle, her eyes lit up. She loved pressing flowers and making healing creams. Naruto grew her a small garden of flowers for her to press and herbs and other plants for her to turn into healing creams. Her family would never let her grow her own garden, so Naruto made her one.

When he showed her the empty garden, and talked about moving his precise bonsai garden here, she nodded her head. "Oh they would love it here. I think Naru would like too. She always loved bathing in the sun." Naruto nodded at her comment.

When Naruto first introduced Hinata to Robin-chan, the two seemed to adore each other. "Hina-hime, this is Robin-chan my house elf apparently. Robin-chan this is Hinata Hyuuga, but I call her Hina-hime. She's my best friend ever, I want you to be nice to her ok?" From that point on Robin-chan had addressed her as Princess Hina from then on.

"By the way Hina-hime, I'm going to be on a mission tomorrow, I'll give Robin-chan directions to let you in."

"That's ok Naru-kun. I know how you like your things organized. Do you want me to place your fuin books in the office for you?" Hinata said smiling at how happy Naruto looks.

"Yea that's a good spot for now."

Naruto also told her about his mother and a little bit about his father. Hinata's eyes shone with amazement. "The fourth Hokage was your idol Naru-kun, I'm so happy for you!"

"Ya, but I keep asking myself, why me?"

"How does that make you feel Naru-kun? Are you angry that he was the one to seal the Kyuubi inside you?"

"No. I can understand why he sealed it into me. Who would asked someone to give up their child to be a jinjuriki if he wasn't prepared to do the same."

"I'm sure he really loved you and wanted you to be seen as a hero." Hinata said hugging him. They sat there basking in each others presence on a bench on the circular platform in the gardens.

After Naruto finished off their tour, he lead a still stunned Hinata to ichiraku ramen. She was still out of it from the tour of the palace Naruto now owned. As they were eating. Hinata gave him an idea of where she was thinking of putting everything they were moving to the Uzumaki residence. Naruto just nodded along to everything she said. He wasn't an interior decorator, or what colors clash with what. He was good at being a shinobi and balancing his checkbook, and researching new jutsu and now new spells, that's about it. He enjoys gardening on the side. Hinata had helped him with his domestic chores and taught him how to keep his apartment clean and tidy. She still sometimes helps him when he gets lazy. She also copied his hand writing when she helped fill out some of his mission reports. That, they kept secret from everyone. Ever since they became best friends, Hinata always seems to be taking care of him.

It was through Naruto that she became so strong and determined. Her father allowed her to be Naruto's friend and encourage her to spend time with him. Most of the village refuse to acknowledge him as a strong shinobi, but those shinobi who got to know Naruto, anbu included, know that Naruto could soon surpass his sensei's and maybe even the Hokage himself. Hinata would be there when his time came. She would support him no matter what

Hokage's Office

The Hokage sat there in his seat smoking a pipe while looking at the individuals in front of him. Iruka sat at a small desk with mission scrolls in front of him. This would be the first C rank mission these teams took. Though it was raised to C from D when the client offered to release five percent of Konoha's dept to their family. The Hokage couldn't resist. Iruka looked down at the name of the client, interested in knowing who could make the Hokage jump at their command. His eyes bugged out at the name.

Standing in front of the Hokage was two of three rookie teams, team seven and team ten. Team eight had the day off, but Naruto told him they would be helping as well, so he only called the two teams. Team ten consisted of, his son Asuma Sarutobi, who was the jonin sensei. His students were the new generation of ino-shika-cho team. Ino Yamanaka was the heir to the Yamanaka clan. She was very bossy and president of Sasuke's fanclub.

Shikamaru Nara was heir to the Nara clan and was said to be a genius with over two hundred IQ, but he was lazier than his father, and Shikaku Nara was named lazyest Nara a few years ago. It was wired, until he was nine, he was a very active child. He was a hard worker and a huge reader, his IQ surpassed his father's, then just as the new school year started, he became a typical Nara, if not worse.

Choji Akimichi, the heir to the Akimichi clan, was a husky boy who was constantly eating. He's always nice to everyone, but angers quickly when he's called fat.

Standing next to them was only part of team seven. Sasuke Uchiha was the last loyola Uchiha in Konoha. He had raven colored hair that was somehow shaped like a ducks butt. He had charcoal eyes and perpetual frown on his face. He stood there ignoring everyone, including Sakura and Ino fawning over him. 'I don't have time for this, I need to get stronger.' he thought.

Sakura Haruno was the second member of their team. She wore a red chinese style dress with spandex shorts. She also had bright pink hair. A few years ago someone shaved off all here hair and watched her grow her hair back, all because they wanted to know if her hair was naturally pink. They could've just asked. She didn't know who it was, but when she found them, their dead. She also happens to be president of Sasuke's other fanclub. She and Ino would always get into a fight about random things, and mostly about who would be with Sasuke.

Unlike the other squads who have three genin to one jonin. Team seven only had two genin. Apparently their class was off by one person and the council didn't want to place the last Uchiha in reserves until a full team can be made. They were currently waiting for team seven's jounin Kakashi to arrive. He was only two minutes away from being three hours late. This is nothing new to those who have known him a long time. The only time he was on time, was in an emergency or A or S class missions. Somehow Naruto was the only one to have Kakashi show up on time for missions.

Just as the three hour mark hit, there was a poof of smoke and out came Kakashi waving with a eye smile. He had on a face mask, covering his nose down. He also wore his headband sideways to hide his left eye. "Yo" greeted the gravity diffing silver hair jonin.

"YOUR LATE!" screamed Sakura and Ino at the same time.

Asuma chuckled. "So what excuse do you have this time. Did the old lady need help walking around Konoha.?"

"No actually, I was helping a friend pack up his things at anbu headquarters."

"Ah well that's actually pretty likely." Asuma said nodding.

At the name Ambu, the genin were interested in how Kakashi-sensei knows people in anbu. Sakura decides to raise her hand and asked just that. "Um sensei, how do you know people in the Anbu?"

Kakashi turned to his young genin and gave her a eye smile. "That's because before I became a Jounin sensei, I was a Anbu captain."

The Hokage cleared his throat as the young ninjas recover from their shock at their sensei's power. Sasuke smirked. 'Good I'll be trained by someone stronger than HIM'

"Now that Kakashi has decided to join us. Both teams will be going on a joint C rank mission." Ino got excited about their first C rank mission. Sasuke didn't outwardly show his excitement. Sakura was a little hesitant about this mission. "There is a clan that has re-risin in Konoha. There is a compound near the Senju housing. Your job will be to help move them into their home."

"EHHHH" all genins yelled out. "But I thought C rank missions were outside the village?" Ino asked glaring at her sensei. He promised that when they are ready he'll take them out of the village on their first C rank mission.

"Yes well, this clan has great history with Konoha. In fact the Jonin vests wear their crest on the back." The Hokage said, as Kakashi and Asuma turn to show the back of their vests.

"Phh they're nothing compared to an Uchiha." Sasuke says.

"Your right young Sasuke, they weren't. The Clan was on a whole new level compared to us. They wield powers that no one in the elemental countries could wield. They even helped the first Hokage build Konoha, and the first Hokage's wife was also from this clan." the Hokage tells them giving them a little insight into Naruto's clan.

"Why hadn't we heard of them before?" Shikamaru asked.

"Because they were anilighted before the second shinobi war. Their history was erased from the books. Any more questions?"

"Just one?" Ino said raising her hand. "What are they called?"

"Uzumaki."

At that name Shikamaru's eyes widened, Choji choked on his chips, Sakura and Ino just looked on in ignorance.

Sasuke squeezed his fist tight and grounded his teeth together. His brother had a genin student by the name of Naruto Uzumaki. The blond kid was his age and graduated the academy in a single year. His brother would speak to their parents about how fast and well his student was doing. Then after the incident, the blond boy seemed to double his training, and was becoming powerful. He was a Uchiha damit, he's going to get stronger then that boy, then he'll know he's ready to kill his brother.

"Now then, head out!" The third Hokage ordered.

"Hai Hokage-sama!" they answered back before leaving.

Once everyone left and Iruka left to file the missions requests, Sarutobi sat back in his chair contemplating. He was amazed how fast he could get Naruto's paper work done. The Uzumaki luck strikes again.

Flashback

"Perpostures! That thing can not be our beloved Yondaime's child!" one of the council members yelled out. Sarutobi glared, releasing killing intent towards the idiot. The man wilted underneath his gaze.

"The declassified birth certificates and blood samples presented before you, with authenticity proving, that Naruto Uzumaki is the rightful head of the Uzumaki clan and all holdings that Konoha held, will be handed over." the third Hokage said getting serious. He matched gazes with everyone in the room, and winning the battle of wills with each one of them. Thus proving why he is the God Of Shinobi. Even Danzo couldn't hold his gaze for long.

"If ...if what you say is true Hokage-sama, is there anyone here who can also verify what you say is true?" a brave civilian council member asked. He was one of many who truly hated Naruto. They would do anything to make his life as miserable as possible. 'We can't let this demon child live a luxurious lifestyle. Not after he killed thousands of people' the man thought. It was the only thing keeping him up.

"May I speak?" a voice called out. Everyone turned to look at Hyuuga Hiashi as he waited for the Hokage to give his permission. Sarutobi released his killing intent, which made everyone breath a sigh, and nodded for Hiashi to speak."I was a member of team 7 in my genin days."

"We don't need a life story lord-Hyuuga." Koharu Utatane one of the Konoha elders said.

"Let him finish Koharu-chan." the Hokage said patting the air to tell her to be quiet. She hated being called chan by anyone. A shinobi needs to be professional, even in a council meeting. She kept her mouth shut and let Hiashi continue. "Don't fucking call be chan Ero-saru." she mumbled. Sarutobi bristled and Homura sorted and tried to cover it up as a cough, all the ninja in the room saw him.

"As I was saying, as a genin I was put on team 7 and my jounin sensei was lord Jiraiya. My teammates were Fugaku Uchiha and…..Minato Namikaze." At the revelations many of the civilian side had their jaws drop. This powerful clan leader was teammates with their greatest ninja yet. "Minato and I had become close friend and knew of Kushina's pregnancy. And it is impossible to look at Naruto Uzumaki without seeing his father."

"If you take the whisker marks off he could be the fourths carbon copy." Shibi Aburame commented. "These documents just gives further proof to this. It is amazing how few people could not see the resemblance".

Flashback end

Even Danzo had voted for Naruto to receive his inheritance. He had been his biggest rival since he could remember. Danzo was putting pressure on him to put Naruto in the root program. Sarutobi would die before he would let them take away Naruto's emotions, and make him a mindless weapon. Even with everything Naruto has been through, there's still a small bit of innocence in him and that part is what he wished to protect.

After another moment, the Hokage smiled. "With Naruto gone all summer and his at school, maybe I can get in and use the Uzu hot springs?" He sighed in content thinking about the effects the springs had on an old body like his.

Uzumaki Residence

Teams seven and ten had their jaws rolling around on the ground. Asuma's cigarette fell to the ground forgotten. Choji's bag of chips still remained in its owner's hand, but Choji couldn't eat with his jaw unhinged. Sakura and Ino had sparkles in their eyes, dreaming of playing prince and princess with their Sasuke. Sasuke was practically foaming at the mouth, 'their just compensating. The Uchiha don't need a large palace, we are power! This should be the Uchiha's.' Sasuke was even more determined to become more powerful than Naruto.

Kakashi only raised an eyebrow. 'Looks like nothing's changed.' Kakashi thought as he puts his head back in his book.

The large double doors opened and a orange blurr tackled Kakashi to the ground before anyone knew what happened. "OH KASHI-KUN you finally came to see Robin-chan!" the little house elf cried snuggling into his chest. "Robin-chan's boyfriend is so mean for not seeing Robin-chan sooner." She cried again.

"It isn't polite to keep your girlfriend waiting, uh Kakashi?" Asuma couldn't help but chuckle.

Kakashi was able to get up, but couldn't dislodge Robin-chan from his chest. She just continued to rub her face against his chest. "Um, nice to see you too Robin."

Flick to the forehead, "it's Robin-chan, I can't believe Kashi-kun would forget your greatest love, Ooo what's this?" Robin-chan rambled, as she looked at the orange book in Kakashi's hands. "Oh oh hoooo, you are so naughty Kashi-kun. Robin-chan might be willing to do a few of these positions, but Kashi-kun must visit Robin-chan more often." Asuma couldn't take it anymore. He dropped to the ground and choked on his laughter. He passed out only for a second, before waking up and laughing again. The genin were still frozen in shock at the palace where a clan resides.

"Troublesome"

"Palace foods." licking his mouth.

A pair of girls squealed "Let's play princesses!" the doubled high fived.

"Hn" give a guess.

Sighing for the first of many Kakashi spoke, "let's hurry this up." he said as they entered the palace. Robin-chan continued to hug Kakashi tight and rub her head on his chest. 'This is why I didn't visit sensei when he was at home.'

"Ano Robin-chan?" a young female voice said coming from their left.

Hinata walked out from a side hall. Robin-chan hopped off of Kakashi and ran to her. "Yes princess-Hina what can Robin-chan help with next." She curtsies.

"Will you go help Kiba-kun with the bigger items in the garage please?"

"Yes princess-Hina Robin-chan will help." with another curtsies Robin-chan abraited away.

Hinata turned to the new arrivals and smiled, "Sakura-chan, Ino-chan were your teams assigned to move Naru-kun in?" Hinata asked smiling at all them.

"Wha… Hinata, wait you know the Uzumaki?" Ino asked.

"Naru-kun is my best friend, we've been best friends since we were four." Sakura and Ino gushed and started rambling with Hinata. Sakura and Ino suspect that the boy who she had a crush on was her best friend. Since she's not pinning after their Sasuke, she quickly became their favorite girlfriend.

"Yes, we're were assigned to help the new clan move in." Asuma told the Hyuuga heiress.

"Ah, well, your late." Hinata said in a polite tone and smile at them. For some reason, Hinata's tone and smile seemed very menacing. A shiver ran down the groups spines, even Sasuke grew werrie of this Hinata. "Now Naru-kun has asked me to help settle him in and I will not tolerate anymore lateness." Hinata seemed to have done a complete one eighty. She seemed confident and determined to get this job done. Sakura and Ino smiled at each other. Hinata was so crushing on her friend Naruto. "Oh and Kakashi-sensei? Naruto asked me to give this to you if you were late getting here." she handed him a piece of paper. He opened it up to read it.

If your ever late helping Hina-hime again, I won't teach you what I learned from Koko-neechan

Kakashi's eyes widened. "Ok Hinata I'll be on time." Hinata just nods her head and smiles kindly.

The rest of team eight were there as well helping Hinata put everything in place. Even Yugao was there helping. She, Kakashi, Anko and Naruto got everything in Anbu headquarters packed up and Naruto moved his bonsai garden in. He and Anko left after Hinata arrived early to see him off. She was told to leave the magical and poisoned gardens alone. She was told that his professor from Hogwarts would be in the potions lab in the basement. Yugao had converted two more rooms into armorries to hold all of Naruto's fun toys he uses on missions. He hangs out with Anko too often. Everyone was put to work under Hinata's watch. Sasuke for some reason didn't question her at all.

Kiba and Robin-chan had just finished with the last item in the garage. "Wooo that was hard. What is someone like him doing with all these cars?" He asked Robin-chan. On one side of the garage there were three ferries, one orange, one blue, and one white. On the other side were three american muscle cars, and they were in the same color as the ferries. Shinobi are taught in their last year at the academy a little bit about the world outside the barrier surrounding the elemental nations. Kiba always wanted to see what lay beyond the barrier. He and his teammates would bond over talking about what they thought of the outside world.

"Master Naruto said they were gifts." Robin-chan said shrugging her shoulders.

"Theeeeen, who gave him that?" Kiba said pointing to a red, black and gold steam engine train all the way in the back of the garage with beautiful gold letterings spelling out Hogwarts Express.

With Chīmu Saigai

James Harold worked as a black market information broker. He was really good at it. One day someone he couldn't tell who, they scared him to death. They gave him info on a organization that works in the shadows. He couldn't believe someone found information on the hidden organization. They told him to get these documents public. Didn't give him a reason and he was to frighten to argue. He was threatened with torture if he opened the envelope until it hits the public. He was soooo tempted, but then the man proceeded to slice up five of his guards. So he gave the info to his runner John Squealer and had him sell it to Kacie Mcwilliams.

He knew the hidden organization would be after him. He grabbed all his men and secured himself in a safe house in London, he was sure he kept hidden. With the men and modern technology, he doubted they would get through.

An explosion shook the building. "What was that?" he demanded. His top guards got on their radios immediately.

"Delta squad respond?...delta squad is down."

"Alpha proceed to-" another explosion, and the sound of men screaming, could be heard through the radios. "Alpha down."

"Charly reaspone. Come on David answer me you bastard!"

"Cough..cough J..John?" David called over the radio. He sounded like he was just holding on.

"Yea buddy it's me." John said. James and the rest of the guards watched on as John said goodbye to his best friend.

"We can't...stop them. Their monsters….. Run … john runaway….. They will kill us all….Noooooo!" he screamed as the sound of metal piercing flesh came through the radio.

The room was silent praying for the fallon. "Go" John said to the room. He gathered up another gun and tucked a grenade in his belt.

"Are you sure?" one of his comrades asked grabbing his arm.

"For David. He was my best mate, he deserves to be avenged, even if it kills me."

His comrade nodded and took James through a hidden passage behind the bookcase. The group made their way to a underground passage taking them to a garage where James kept his getaway cars. "Alright, head to your car and get the hell out of here, we'll bottleneck them here. We should be able to hold them off. We'll need keys to one of your trucks to make our getaway." James nodded and handed over his keys and ran down the passage.

John held up his two thirty round semi automatic pistols up to the double wooden doors. Waiting, anticipating the right moment to light their asses up. A few minutes later he starts to tremble. A loud knock on the door makes him jump and squeeze the trigger on both guns. "AHHHHHHH, DIE MOTHERFUCKERS. THIS IS FOR DAVID!"

Soon his ammo ran out, and he breathed hard trying to catch his breath from all the screaming. He saw the doors still closed and no dead bodies. Giggling came from the otherside of the doors. He chuckled as he dropped the now useless pistols and slowly spread out his arms. He slowly turned to the large glass window behind the oak desk, it was a beautiful full moon shining through. He knelt down and closed his eyes awaiting his fate. "I'm coming David."

James slowed his pace as he made it to the garage. He caught his breath and made for one of his more discreet cars. Bullet proof of course. As he got closer to the car, he hear voices arguing, and they got louder the closer he got to his car. He should of walked away, but a man who loves to know everything, is also way to curious for his own good. He saw too figures in the back seat of the car. One looked like a spiky blond haired child, and the other was a trench coat wearing women with a short messy ponytail hair that seemed more purple? Opening the back door on the woman's side, they still seem to be occupied by their argument not to notice him, he caught the tail end of their argument though.

"I'm telling you, this will work, I took it from one of professor Snape's collection. It's veritaserum, he'll tell us everything we need and he can't lie." the blond haired kid held up a veil of purple liquid.

"But are you sure it works, it's important that you are a hundred percent sure?"

"YES I'm sure, it was right there next to the bone melting potion. Though I had to move fast, because professor Snape entered, but I'm confident enough to of grabbed the right one…..I... think?" he scratched the back of his head. It was then that they finally noticed him. The purple haired woman turned to him as well. The kid smile and waved to him, "oh? Hey" he chuckled.

Stupefy a voice sounded out through the garage. James dropped to the floor and a flustered Snape came into view. He was disheveled and his scowl turned to a glare, at least he was showing some emotion. "You left me behind." he said very deliberately sounding out each word slowly. "And what are you doing with one of my bone melting potions!?" he yelled as he reached in and snatched it from Naruto's shocked hands.

"Ummm Snape?" Naruto asked.

"Professor"

"Ummm Professor Snape, why are you covered in blood and guts?" Snape glared harder.

A Few Moments Earlier

John couldn't take the suspense any more. They were watching him. They were denying him his death. He was ready, waiting to join his friend. Soon he laughed. "I see, you like to see others squirm before killing them. Well I won't let you." he pulled the grenade from his belt and cradled it to his chest. Slowly pulling the pin he chuckled loudly. "I'll show you, I'm not afraid, you won't kill me, I WON'T LET YOU!" the grenade went off and the doors opened.

Snape was livid that Naruto would leave him here. Ok so playing in the potions lab is fun, but he needed to get things ready for the school year, that also meant taking Naruto to wizard britain for Ms. Parkinson's birthday party. He searched for Robin-chan as he spotted her with Naruto's young friend Hinata fixing up a room down the hall from the master room. "Oh Snape-san What can I help you with?" Hinata asked greeting him.

"Professor."

"Hu?"

"It's professor Snape" he told her.

"Umm…."

"Be nice to princess-Hina you dunderhead!" Robin-chan yelled jumping on his head while slapping at his face.

Snape pulled her off and held her at arm's length. "You vile creature." Snape snapped at the elf.

"Robin-chan top!. Professor-san put Robin-chan down." Hinata said calming them. "Now what may we help you with professor Snape-san?"

"I need this thing to apparate me to Naruto. He left without me, and I have deliver him to his friends house." Robin-chan just stuck out her tongue at him.

Naruto told her about the friends he made and was happy for him, though the girls were a little worrisome. "Robin-chan if you would?"

Robin-chan Snapped her fingers at him and he apparated away. Unlike others who have to hold on to some one to apparate them, the Uzumaki created a away to apparate someone without going with them. Robin-chan was taught this as a thank you gift from her mistress Kushina. Robin then turned to her current third favorite person, master Naruto was first of course, then Kashi-kun because she loves her boyfriend, and now princess-Hina because she is master Naruto's bestest friend ever. "So princess-Hina why are we moving some of your stuff into a room for you again?" she asked innocently, tilting her head a little.

Hinata smiled kindly down at her and patted her head, "just in case."

Robin-chan apparated Snape parallel to the floor, and he flopped onto it. He pulled himself up right and dusted off his robes. He was in some kind of house and he could tell it was muggle. He needed to use magic discreetly here. As he opened the double doors a large boom was heard and he was covered in blood and guts from some guy who decided to blow himself up.

After wiping his mouth after vomiting he straightened up. "This better not be a anale thing."

End it here that was fun

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Omake- Hard Working Nara

Shikamaru was unlike the rest of his clan. They were lazy and seemed to just want to nap the whole day away. He couldn't do that. There was only so much time in a day and so much for him to do.

He was a very active child. He and Choji would run around Konoha playing tag and racing with others. His clan was also cursed.

His mother told him to never say THAT word ever. His father was a prime example. Like a good son he promised.

He was nine when he met a blond haired kid his age with whisker marks on both cheeks. He was playing Shogi with his classmate Hinata Hyuuga. He enjoyed playing shogi with his father, and even played with Choji. But with his father being busy all the time and Choji wasn't much of a player, he was short on competition. This kid seemed to know how to play well. "Can I get next game?" he asked as he walked up to the pair.

"Ano Shikamaru-kun? Your more than welcome to take my place. Naru-kun looks like he already won."

After Naruto claimed victory from Hinata, he and Naruto set up to play. And Naruto won. Shikamaru was shocked, he lost so quickly. He decided not to hold back. Naruto won again. "Another." Shikamaru demanded. After a hour of playing and Naruto won every single one, Shikamaru looked up again. He had a determined look in his eye, he was going to beat him at least once. :AGAIN!" Naruto just shrugged and set the board up.

Naruto won again. "WHAT THE HELL! How are you beating me, you TROUBLESOME BLOND WHISKERED BASTARD!" Shikamaru screamed finally losing his patience. He was smart, he was a genius even among the Nara. he had studied every strategy in shogi, this kid had to be cheating, there was no other explanation his mind could come up with at the moment. It was then he realised what he just said. He quickly covered his mouth hoping that he would be fine. He said the forbidden words his mother told him not to say, she was going to kill him. 'Troublesome'

Hinata and Naruto were fascinated by the change over coming Shikamaru. His posture started to slouch, his eyes dropped to half mast. The most amazing part was, they saw all the motivation he had ever had, just disappear from his eyes. When the transformation was done. Shikamaru now looked like a typical Nara. "this is too troublesome, I'm going home." with that he walked off.

"Bye Shikamaru/kun" Naruto and Hinata said waving. Shikamaru just held up his own hand in response. He placed his hands in his pockets and stroud home at a leisurely place. When his mother saw him, she denied that he ever spoke that word. And when he did, she became violent and yell at him to become motivated. She wouldn't let him quit anything. Her Husband now suffers the same fate as his son.

"I liked Shikamaru, what about you Hina-Hime?" Naruto asked walking down the street towards the shopping district. They were holding hands as they walked, it was such a natural thing for them to do, it was subconscious. They were nearly inseparable, only when Hinata had to attend the academy, which Naruto would visit during the breaks. Or when Naruto was out on a mission. She always enjoyed the stories he would tell her when he got back.

"Ano Naru-kun, that was mean off you. You shouldn't of cheated every game." Hinata lightly scolded him.

"But Hinaaaaaaaaa-Himeee, that was the only way I could of won. If I didn't, he would win every time." Naruto whines to her.

"But Naru-kun, did you really need to take all his money?" she said sternly at him.

"A bet's a bet, he didn't say I couldn't cheat. Besides," he held up the wad of money. "Now we can enjoy the new sweets place you like. The owner likes me already, so we can eat there. I asked about her cinnamon rolls, and she said they were huge, and the best in Konoha." Naruto told her excitedly. She did tell him that earlier today. Though not like Naruto couldn't afford it anyway. She ended up eating a total of ten plates of cinnamon rolls. Naruto loves ramen, she loves cinnamon rolls, and she's more vicious than Naruto is when someone touches her cinnamon rolls. Hinata clapped her hands together to thank Shikamaru-kun for his donation. Anko is such a great influence.