A Shinobi's Magical Chakra

by magicalbloodfox

Naruto learns about his mothers life through one of her childhood friends. Now he peruses to be the best wizard he can be to honor his mother, as well as be the best Shinobi. What happens when a ninja enters Hogwarts. A maelstrom

8. Chapter 8 My ninja friend part 1

Disclaimer- you know it, I know it, we all know who owns Harry potter and Naruto and I do not own either.

"Hi!" a chipper voice spoke up. Draco stared at his new friend with half lidded eyes. It was midnight on Monday, he wasn't expecting to see him until Friday for Pansy's birthday party. He must still be out of it, but he swore he saw smoke coming off of Naruto. And wet spots in random spots.

"What are you doing here? You're way too early, parties on Friday, and why the hell are you on my doorstep in the middle of the night?" he whispered harshly at him.

"Well, I was just in the neighborhood-"

"This late at night?" Draco asked raising an eyebrow, he totally knew that Naruto just really wanted to see him and hang out with his best friend.

"Well yeah this late at night. How else would I be able to sneak into a heavily guarded place, blow it up, take out a few guards with my sword. Watch a guy go crazy, and I wasn't responsible…..ok fine I was, but he started it." Naruto answered still smiling in the doorway.

Draco just sighed and invited him in. He's starting to understand how Naruto can always understand the things Daphne says. "You can sleep in my room tonight, none of the guestrooms are made yet and Dobby that stupid house elf is off doing father's errands."

"Thanks, I have the whole summer off to visit friends before school starts again."

"Really, so you can stay with me all summer, the guys and I can show you around." Draco said excitedly.

"Well I came just for the week to see you, Pansy, Daphne, and the other guys, then I'm going to visit Hermione and Harry. Maybe the Weasleys too."

"Uhg, why would you go visit them?" Draco complained. He hated the fact that Naruto is also friends with Potter and his sidekicks.

"Because they are my friends too, besides Harry has a birthday this month as well."

"Whatever, so you can really stay here for the week?"

"Only if your parents let me?"

"I'll ask them tomorrow-"

"It is tomorrow." Naruto corrected him.

"Bloody git."

Flick

"OW! How can a finger flick hurt so much?!" he screamed in a harsh whisper that ended up with him coughing.

"Ninja"

With Hermione

Hermione was having a sweet dream, where Naruto and her were doing reasureach on a highly powerful spell that could defeat armies. "Come on Naruto, we're so close, I know it's here somewhere. Here it is, it says-" she mumbled in her sleep. Suddenly her real hand came up and slapped her face jerking herself awake. "Noo, so close." she whines as she went back to bed.

Malfoy's

Lucius and Narcissa sat at the dining table eating their breakfast waiting for their son Daco to wake up and join them. Draco's friends, Goyle, Crabbe, Theodor and Blaise would be coming over to spend the week with them, before heading over to the Parkinson's for Pansy's birthday party. The Malfoys and the Parkinsons were neighbors for the longest time.

Lucius was reading the daily prophet when an article caught his eye. It seems that Dumbledore was up to something. He moved on to another story. "Humm?"

"What is it dear?" Narcissa asked her husband.

"It seems that there was a large bombing in muggle London not too far from here." Lucius answered as he ate. "It happened late last night."

"Morning mom, dad, guess who came to visit?" it was only six in the morning, they couldn't believe that Draco woke up so early. Draco stood there wide awake and smiling, while gesturing to Naruto who just stood there waving to them.

"Ah, that would explain it." Narcissa said, Lucius just nodded in agreement. Being friends with Kushina taught Narcissa that Shinobi could be very destructive. She even witnessed Kushina blow up Malfoy Manor because Lucius Insulted her.

"Sorry for dropping on you like this." Naruto said scratching his head.

"Oh Naruto Dear!" Narcissa squealed and came over to give him a hug. "It is no problem at all, we would be ecstatic to have you stay with us, isn't that right dear?" Lucius just nods his head. He learned that when Narcisse is smothering, you don't stop her.

"Does she really like him more than me?" Draco mumbled with a sweatdrop on his forehead.

"You always tell her to stop smothering you. Naruto seems to enjoy the attention." Lucius answered still reading the papers. Draco seemed to of decided not to push his mother away as much when she does this to him next time. He's secretly a mama's boy.

The four finished up their breakfast and made their way to the living room where Draco played exploding snaps with Naruto. He still couldn't figure out how he kept winning. "Looks like you need a new strategy Draco." Lucius took a moment to look away from his paper and watched them play for a round or two.

"I'm trying, but everytime I think I got him, he wins."

"Maybe your just not thinking ahead enough." Lucius told him.

"Why don't you give it a try Mr. Malfoy?" Naruto asked.

"I don't have time for small games." was the reply he received.

Naruto then turned back to Draco and staged whispered. "He's probably just not the good of a player in the first place. He's just scared to lose to a younger smarter male. You know male pride and all that." Narcisse covered her face with the book she was reading to hide her smile and Lucius just scowled at Naruto for a moment.

Hour later

"Your cheating."

"No I'm not, your just bad, right Draco?"

"Leave me out of this." Draco said reading the news paper. After losing to Naruto so much, Lucius was going nuts. He couldn't win a single hand, and he used all of his secret cheating techniques he knew.

After watching the fascinating change in his father, Draco quickly got annoyed with the same results. Naruto wins again, so he stopped and picked up his father's daily prophet and started reading a few articles. He came across the same article his father did about an explosion in muggle London near them. He stared at Naruto over the paper, 'He was telling the truth?'

"Damn it you little pratt!"

"LUCIUS!" Narcisse screamed at her husband. "Don't yell at Naruto for your incompetence in the game!" Lucius shrank just a little from his wife.

"Well why don't you give it a try?" he told her.

"Alright then I will show you how it's done."

"I'm so in on this one." Draco said jumping to the fourth spot. For the rest of the morning the Malfoys and Naruto would play magical games, and even a few muggle board games Naruto introduced them to. This would stick in Draco's memory for many years. He always dreamed about his family just sitting and interacting with each other, like this. He had never spent so much time laughing and having fun with his parents, carefree and happy. 'I owe Naruto big time for this.` Draco thought smiling at his family.

Their fun came to an end with Naruto winning every time and the Malfoys swearing to find a game they can beat him at. There came a frantic knock from their front door. "Where is that stupide house elf?" Lucius growls.

"You sent him on an errand for a while dad."

Lucius blinks, "oh right?"

"I'll grab it dear." Narcisse said walking away to answer the front door.

After cleaning up their game and standing up the boys heard two pairs of rapid running feet coming towards them. Soon Pansy burst through the door, she seemed to still be dressed in her pajamas, her hair was a big ball of frizz. A moment later Daphne followed suit. Neither of the girls noticed Naruto yet when they tackled Draco. Pansy has been doing this since they were young. Now it just hurts when she does it. Daphne did it because it looked fun. "Draco Draco We have a huge problem!" Pansy said in a pannick.

"Get off Pansy your heavy." Draco said squirming underneath them.

"Hey!" both girls yelled slapping him on the head.

"Ow! Why is everyone always hitting me?" Draco whines.

"Probably because of what comes out of your mouth Draco. Be careful what you say. You should apologize." Naruto said with a smile.

"EEPP Whiskers?!" both girls yelled. Pansy dove behind Draco to try and fix herself. Daphne just stood there smiling at Naruto. Unlike Pansy Daphne looked well refreshed. "Hi whiskers." she said giving him a hug. Pansy joined once she was ready as well.

With a shared look both Pansy and Daphne shot their hands forward to pet his whiskers. They ended up with Lucius in the middle. "NOOooo!"

Lucius just blinked. "What happened?"

"Ninja stuff dad." Draco replied shaking his head. His father was still confused. Draco turned back to Pansy. "So what was the emergency?"

After Pansy and Daphne each claimed one of Naruto's arms, they didn't go after the whiskers so Naruto let them continue. Pansy turned to Draco, "well Daphne and I were in my room, when all of a sudden we were attacked by gnomes!"

"Well she was attacked, I watched from the sidelines. They seemed to be fond of her hair." Daphne corrects her giggling.

"Gnomes?" Naruto asked raising an eyebrow.

"A magical pest. Extremely hard to get rid of." Daphne answered him.

"Bloody hell, and since Malfoy manor is next door, we'll be infested soon as well." Draco cursed.

Pansy's parents came in with Narcisse, telling all about the gnome infestation at their manor. Lucius stepped up to Mr. Parkinson, in a whisper that no one heard, not even Naruto who had Pansy screaming in ear and Daphne in the other. "Weren't those the same gnomes you sent to vex those blood traitors Weasleys?"

"Yeah, but something must of scared them away. Whatever it was must be bad enough to scare the gnomes away." Mr. Parkinson whispered back.

Let's Visit The Weasleys

Ginny was hurrying to finish her chores and get back inside. It wasn't safe to stay in the yard too long. That's when they come. How could something so cute turn into a nightmare. The entire house could barely sleep. Scared that they would come inside. But they didn't. So they learned to stay inside for as long as they possibly could, hurrying to do their chores and get back inside. They hunted a lot of them down and destroyed them, only for more to pop up. All was quiet for a week or so as they kept an eye out for those giggling horrors.

Ginny was hurrying back towards the safety of the house, when she froze at the sound of giggling coming from her right. She turned slowly towards the noise. There on one of the haystacks sat one of them. She stared at it as it stared right back at her. When she couldn't take the waiting, it finally spoke. "Can you pet my whiskers, pretty please!?" it asked in a sweet tone. His four whiskered cheeks shone brightly.

'Did it grow another whisker?" she thought before she shook off her daze. "No! I won't fall for that again!" Ginny yelled as she turned and walked faster. They learned that running would just mean that they were attacked immediately. So fast pace walking it was. After she was half way there she turned back to the haystack only to find it wasn't there anymore.

Now she was really afraid. She cursed herself for forgetting one of the most important rules. Not even the twins dared to break this rule. Never turn your back on one of them. Keep them in your sight at all times. It's when you lose sight of them, that is when they get you.

She walked slowly towards the front step, when she spotted a doll with messy black hair, round glasses with bright green eyes. It was wearing Hogwarts clothing with a gryffindor scarf wrapped around its neck. And a lighting scar on its forehead. "It...it can't be?" she whispered. "Harry Potter?" she blushed heavily at how cute it was. Even more so than Naru-chan.

She had to have it. She rushed over and picked it up and snuggled it close. She paused for a moment, scared that she would hear the doll speak. She jerked it back and looked at it expecting sound and see if she could spot those whiskers. NOPE no sound came out and no whiskers were shone. She squeezed it again expecting it to do something, nothing. She smiles happily as she skipps up the step and entering her home with an adorable Harry-berry doll.

That night sitting just outside of Ginny's bedroom window, sat a spiky blonde haired, four whiskered cheeks, evil grinning doll. It stared in at the bed Ginny fell asleep with her Harry-berry doll. A single seal lit up on the Harry-berry doll. It was given just enough power to do one thing. Unlock and open the front door, using another seal to get by the magical one too. It was a Naruto special made while he was bored at Hogwarts. Then with that done it returned from where it first started, after that it would be just a regular doll.

The next morning, "THEIR IN THE HOUSE!"

Malfoy

The rest of the boys arrived and they gathered around Naruto greeting him with smiles. The parents spoke with each other for a moment before Mrs. Parkinson stepped up to the children. "Pansy dear, I'm so sorry, but we might have to cancel your party." she said as she hugged her daughter.

"Sniff… but whiskers is here. This was supposed to be the best party ever."

"I'm so sorry dear" her mother hugged her tighter.

"There's also a meeting with the board of governors all week regarding something Dumbledore proposed." Lucius put in.

Tears were shone at the corners of Pansy's eyes. Naruto coughed into his hand to get everyone's attention. "Welllllllllllll, there might be SOMETHING I could do?" he said smiling and scratching the back of his head.

"What do you mean?" asked Draco.

"Well you see, once I got back from Hogwarts, I demanded the old man give me my inheritance."

"Old man?"

"The Hokage, he's the leader of my village. Now-"

"Isn't that disrespecting your leader?" Lucius asked.

"Only when I'm on duty. NOW, where was I?" Naruto thought, his head tilted to the right.

"Your inheritance." Daphne supplied.

"Yes, thank you Daph." Naruto smiled rubbing her head. Her smile widened. Naruto was really good with his hands. "As I was saying, my inheritance included the Uzumaki land and it's residence." he explained.

"Well good for you Naruto. I'm glad you have that, but how is this going to help Pansy's birthday party?" Theodor spoke sarcastically.

A second after everyone heard the sound of Naruto stretching duct tape, Theo was found mummified. "To answer your question Theo. Why don't we spend the week at my place? I think Robin-chan said that the Floo network is up and running? I just need to check in with jiji, hopefully he will allow it. If not, I have my ways." he grinned.

"REALLY!" the other kids shouted.

"Party at Uzumaki's place? Merlin's beard this is going to be awesome!" Blaise fist bumped Draco's.

"Thankyouthankyouthankyou!" Pansy squealed as she hugged him. Daphne hugged him as well. He was really fun to hug.

"Naruto dear are sure it would be fine?" Mrs Parkinson asked.

"Yeah, no problem. Just give me your guest list and I'll let jiji know. Give me about two hours." Naruto said as he was given the list. He took a quick glance at it, and his eye twitched. He then turned to Narcisse, "may I use your floo?"

"Sure thing dear." Narcisse said patting his head and smiling. She guided him out the room and towards the fire place, all the while smothering him with hugs and kisses to the cheek.

"Looks like your no longer her favorite." Daphne commented to Draco. Draco puffs out his cheeks and turns away.

After Blaise struggled to help Theodor out of the duct tape, Theo jumped up and turned to Pansy and Draco. "Hey, I have a great idea. How fast can we send out a message to everyone?"

All Draco could do was smile mischiefly back. "Father updated the floo to send instant letters." the rest of the slytherin kids smiled as well. Naruto taught them well on how to take advantage of the moment.

Two Hours Later

Twitch, twitch, " sooo, you invited the entire quidditch team to spend the week with us as well, is that correct?" Naruto asked as his eyebrow twitches. Apparently, they took this as an opportunity to expand their guest list and more people to sleep over at his place. He only ever had Hinata spend the night at his place for a sleepover, with her father's permission of course or he spent the night at the Hyuuga's compound. To have a bigger group spend the night is going to be a new experience for him.

"Yes?" Draco said giving him a quick shrug.

"I'm so proud of you all, taking advantage of me, I'm such a great influence!" Naruto cheered hugging them all. They all had sweat drops at his reaction. "Of course you can come." he told the team. "Though I need you guys to know, there are some rules you'll need to follow. Mostly no one can leave the Uzumaki grounds. Jiji said that is as far as he can let it slide, no one is to enter the village, is that understood, they can arrest you and you do not want to be sent to T&I."

"What's T&I?" asked Flint?

"Torture and interigation, and they really enjoy the T" Naruto smiles. Everyone shivers at the thought. Daphne seemed to smile even bigger.

"Also some of the gardens are off limits because of how dangerous they are, especially the garden with the most poisonous plants and the magical garden."

Marcus Flint whistled at that. "Just how big is your place?" Naruto smiled widder.

With The Hokage

Sarutobi Hiruzen sat back in his Hokage chair and enjoyed his pipe as he had shadow clones help finish his paperwork. He smiled to himself. 'I can't believe that this was the secret Minato had the whole time. Letting a few kids in to have a birthday party for the week was well worth the exchange for this secret.' the aged Hokage now had more free time to enjoy his pipe and read some beautiful literature. He might even be able to join Jiraiya for one of his research outings. "It's good to be Hokage" he sighed in content. He finally defeats his nemesis, Paperwork.

Uzumaki Residence

"Palace"

"He as a freaking palace!"

"YAY! A PALACE!"

"This is going to be the best birthday EVER!" Pansy cheered as she hugged Naruto tighter and kissed him on the cheek. "Your the best Whiskers!"

Naruto just smiles as he enjoys the shocked expressions on his friends' faces. He turned around and cupped his hands to his mouth. "ROBIN-CHAN I HOME!"

"Who's Robin-chan?" Theodor asked.

With a pop an adorable clean house elf apparated in front of them, wearing an orange sundress rimmed at the bottom with blue swirls. To finish of it's outfit was a white belt with the Uzumaki crest as the buckle. "Master Naruto your home!" Robin-chan cheered.

"Is that a new outfit Robin-chan? It looks really good on you."

Robin-chan blushes at her master's praise. "No master Naruto, this is Robin-chan's uniform. Now that Master has claimed his birthright, Robin-chan must look proper to show the greatness of master's family." Robin-chan beams up at him.

"Naruto dear, you know that by giving your house elf clothes, your freeing her as your servant." Ms. Parkinson told him gently. Only she and Narcisse had enough free time to spend a week with the kids at Naruto's.

"Mistress Kushina gave Robin-chan these pretty clothes. Mistress said that she wanted an independent servant who wishes to serve Mistress' family. So Robin-chan made a shinobi vow to always serve the Uzumaki."

"What's a shinobi vow?" Blaise asked

"A shinobi vow is when someone dedicates their life to serving someone else or family and should that person die before them, they are to perform seppuku. Which is basically killing yourself." Naruto explained to them. Looking at Robin-chan the group could see the fanatic worship on her face when she looks at Naruto.

Robin-chans nods at her master's words. "By the way master, princess-Hina is just finishing up on lunch-"

"Hina-hime is here?!" Naruto asked excitedly. Robin-chan nods. "Hina-himEEEEeeeee!" Naruto yelled sprinting out of the room.

"Who's this princess-Hina?" Pansy asked narrowing her eyes a little.

Daphne bit her lip, 'great more people to worry about. Eh I can share.' she thought with a shrug.

"eeeeeEEEEEEE, sorry um Robin-chan which way was it again?" the wizards were startled when Naruto suddenly appeared next to them.

"Bloody hell mate, nearly gave me a heart attack! Damn ninjas!" Theo yelled at him.

After mummifying Theo in duct tape again, Naruto turns back to Robin-chan. "Master just needs to take a right then two lefts and a right and head towards the kitchens."

"Thank you Robin-chan." Naruto pats her head, he then took off again. "Hina-HimEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee!"

"Seriously who is this person?" Pansy couldn't believe that this person could get Naruto to act this way. She needs to find that secret.

Robin-chan turned to her. "Princess-Hina is master's most precious, bestest friend ever. She is really nice to Robin-chan, Robin-chan really likes Princess-Hina too."

"Um excuse me, but I'm Naruto's best friend." Draco said stepping forward and thrusting his chest out. Robin-chan just looks at him up and down, she then snorts and turned away from him. "OI! What's that supposed to mean?" he called after the house elf. The quidditch team just laughed at him.

"Now then!" Robin-chan said a cheerful voice. "Why don't Robin-chan give Master's guest a tour of the palace?" Robin-chan questured for all of them to follow her. She told them everything there was residing in the Uzumaki compound, and when the children saw the hot springs and quidditch pitch, they all had sparkles coming out of their eyes.

"This is going to be the best week ever!" Flint told his team. They all cheered.

"Hey if we can get some practice in before the school year starts, maybe I can make the team this year." Draco told Flint as everyone nodded. Flint was already making plans to have the team practice this week the moment he saw the pitch. 'No other team will be able to do a summer practice. Now's the time to increase our chances.' Flint smirked to himself.

"You are still under age. So you are not to use magic, am I understood." Narcisse told those who weren't seventeen yet. Her scowl cowered the lot of them.

"Actually in the elemental nations, there are no age restriction on magic. Mostly because of shinobi work that the young Uzumakies perform before their seventeenth birthday." Robin-chan supplied an answer to their worries. The group cheered and the younger slytherins were going to take advantage of this opportunity to get some practice with their magic.

"How old is this palace?" Ms. Parkinson asked Robin-chan as they were passing by pictures of more Uzumaki members.

"Mistress Mito built this Palace when she married the first Hokage Hiroshima Senju-"

"Wait you mean the MITO Uzumaki? One of the greatest runes mistress the wizarding world has ever seen? THAT Mito?!" Daphne asked as her eyes widened to saucers. Mito was her Idol, she was someone who made the likes of Dumbledore seem like a toddler. Her and her twin brother Ashina Uzumaki were the most powerful witch and wizard in the history of the wizarding world. Daphne practically drools at the mention of Mito Uzumaki.

Robin-chan just nodded. "That was about three hundred years ago." Robin-chan finishes.

"Wait? that doesn't make sense. If Kushina lived with her aunt Mito, how can she be over three hundred years old?" Narcisse asked confused. Kushina told her about her aunt and how she has been shoving knowledge down Kushina's throat. Kushina wasn't one for books much, but she was still one of the best witches of her year.

The fanatical look came back on Robin-chan's face, and her eyes widened. "Ohhhh the glorious Uzumaki clan, legend says that the Uzumaki clan was once birthed by a phoenix in their ancestral lands. They have such a large life source, that they are able to live for nearly seven hundred years!" sparkles came out of Robin-chan's eyes as she told them the legend of the Uzumaki clan's origins, she loved telling this story

"Seven hundred years?!" everyone shouted.

"Yup, Mistress Mito was six hundred and eight three years old when she passed away. Robin-chan cried lots when she saw mistress die." a tear fell from her eye.

"That means, Naruto will live that long?" Draco asked in astonishment. Everyone else was in awe as well. The Uzumaki family was powerful from what they were told, but never had anyone mentioned that they could also live such long lives.

"It was because of this that three of the five great nations and a few smaller ones combined their forces that came to sixty five thousand aganist two hundred and forty eight Uzumaki clan members." Robin-chan continued to tell them how by the end of the battle only three thousand troops were left and they fear the Uzumaki name still today. The only survivors were Mito Uzumaki and Kushina Uzumaki who was five when she came to Konoha to live with her aunt Mito. They were learning knew things about the Uzumaki family that was never mentioned in the world, ever.

"So if this place is still knew, where did the Uzumaki live before?" Pansy

"This Palace is only a fourth of the size back in the Uzumaki lands. The Uzumaki lived on a large island called the land of whirlpools. Their family crest is a red whirlpool. They ruled that land long before the other villages were created. They were the first hidden village-"

"What was it called?" Daphne. Everyone was enraptured by this story that they followed every word the little house elf spoke.

"Uzushiogakure!" Robin-chan cheered.

"What?"

"Uzushiogakure!" Robin-chan cheered again.

"Who what now?" Theo asked finally getting free of the duct tape. "Translation please, english preferably."

"Oh, the Hidden Eddy Village!" Robin-chan cheered.

"Hold up, when you say ruled?" Draco asked.

"Just as there are kings and queens, the elemental nations have daimyos. Mistress Mito's twin brother lord Ashina Uzumaki was the Uzukage and the daimyo of the land of whirlpools."

"So that means that the Uzumaki are royalty? So Naruto is a prince huh?" Marcas spoke up. Pansy and Daphne's eyes lit up at the mention of Naruto being a prince.

"Not all Uzumaki are royalty, some are just distant cousins in some way. Master Naruto is part of the royal line, lord Ashina was Uzukage and daimyo and master Naruto's grandfather."

"How does a house elf know all this information?" one of the quidditch players asked.

"Mistress Kushina made Robin-chan study the Uzumaki history with her. Mistress Mito wanted Kushina to always remember her family." Robin finished before ushering them on the tour.

Hokage Tower

Hiruzen sat back in his chair smoking his pipe, there was no paperwork in sight thanks to the secret technique Naruto shared with him. He was contemplating what to do with the rest of his time today when the door burst open. "Hey jiji let's go to the hot springs at Naruto-nii's place!?" Konohamaru yelled out entering the office.

"Humm? You know what Maru, that sounds like a great idea." Konohamaru beams at his grandfather's comment. With no more paperwork for the day the two Sarutobi's walk towards the Uzumaki compound for a nice soak.

With Hinata

Hinata was putting the finishing touches to the food. She decided to surprise Naru-kun and his friends from school. She giggled at the irony. Naruto had only attended the shinobi academy for a year and here he is going back to school to learn magic. "Are you sure you don't need any help Hinata?" Yugao asked her walking into the kitchen. She and Anko had decided to move into the Uzumaki palace. They were like older sisters to him, so it's only right he houses them.

"No it's alright Yugao-san, I just finished. Now all we have to wait on is Na-" she paused as both her and Yugao heard a voice coming quickly down the hall. Yugao smirked as a look of pure joy was shown on Hinata's face when she recognized the voice.

"eeeeeeeEEE!" Hinata braced herself, but it was still not enough. She was tackled to the ground and found Naruto hugging her tightly with a goofy grin on his face. "Hina-Hime I'm so happy your here, what are you doing here? Oh you came for the hot springs, that's fine, you already have a room here when you want to spend the night. Ohhhh I almost forgot, I want you to meet some friends from Hogwarts." Naruto rambled on. Yugao couldn't help but chuckle at this. Naruto turned to her next. "Yugao-nee what are you doing here?"

"I live here now"

"Whaaaa?"

Hinata got up from the ground and smiled at Naruto. "Naru-kun welcome back, I thought since Yugao-san and Anko-chan were like older sisters to you, I offered to help them move in with you. I hope that's alright? I don't want to inconvenience you at all." she told him. She knew she should have asked him first, but she wanted to have as many people who are precious to him as close as possible.

"It's fine, you usually know what to do Hina-hime. Now come on, I want to introduce you to everyone. I know they'll just love you, believe it!" he grabbed her hand and raced off down the hall again.

Yugao stared after them before deciding to go see what Anko was up to at work. Maybe she'll get to try an interrogation. Just because she killed a guy while torturing him on a mission doesn't mean she can't do a proper interrogation.

T&I Hour Later

"DAMN IT YUGAO! I said not to kill him!" Anko shouted at her friend. Yugao didn't have what it takes to slowly peele pain from a person and make it last without killing them. Just like Anko wasn't very sneaky. Though she could still be very destructive.

Back With The Wizards

Robin-chan was just finishing up their tour by showing them the entryway to the palace. She told them that the crimson blood flower only shows the top part. The bottom comes out to recapture when the victim escapes the flowery part. Nine toriis were lined up down the path towards the entrance to the village. Each one was completely covered in runes.

Just then they spotted two figures walking down the path. One looked as old as professor Dumbledore, though he had no beard and his hair stuck out behind him, he wore red and white robes. The second figure was much smaller and looked to be a child. They instantly recognized the familiar yellow shirt and long blue scarf. The two figures spotted them and the smaller one took off towards them. As he got closer, fast, they made out the sound of his voice. "Pansy-nee-chan, Daphne-nee-chan!"

"Maru!" the girls screamed as the were tackled by a flying Konohamaru.

Konohamaru looked at them with teary eyes and snot coming out of his nose as he cried in joy at seeing them here. "What are all of you doing here? Ooh can we go flying? You have to meet jiji he's the greatest shinobi in the village. Hay jiji! Come meet everyone!" he said waving to his grandfather to hurry up.

The Hokage chuckled as he made it to them. Bowing slightly he looked at the group before speaking, "welcome to Konoa, I hope you all have fun here." he said smiling a grandfather smile.

"Thank you for allowing us to celebrate Pansy's birthday here. And we promise not to enter the village proper as you requested." Ms. Parkinson said bowing back. The rest bowed back as Robin-chan gestured for them to do so.

Hiruzen raises an eyebrow at that before returning his facial features back to normal and smiled. "Hey hey me and jiji were going to use Naruto-nii's hot springs, why don't we all go together?!" Konohamaru asked jumping up and down. The group had to admit that they did miss Konohamaru's cheerfulness.

"That sounds perfect, let's go get whiskers first. I want to see him in his trunks." Pansy said with a happy dazed look. Daphne followed suit liking the sound of that.

Since they were here celebrating her, they all agreed and head inside to change into their swimsuits. As they made their way back inside the palace, the group was startled again by their ninja friend once more. "Hey guys! This is Hina-hime. Hina-hime these are my friends from Hogwarts" Naruto introduced. Naruto's voice was bostoris which caused many of them to jump in the air in startelement. Only Hiruzen wasn't affected by his sudden appearance. "Oh? Hey jij, Konohamaru." he said as an afterthought.

"Hello I'm Hinata Hyuuga it is very nice to meet all of Naru-kun's friends from Hogwarts." Hinata smiled and bowed to them.

"Damn it Naruto stop that!" Theodor yelled. Naruto stared at him for a second before reaching for his duct tape. Theo flinches away, only for Naruto to pull out an empty roll. "HA!"

"Here you go Naru-kun." Hinata smiles as she handed him a new roll of duct tape.

"Oh come on!"

"Hey, you can't just do that!" Pansy told Hinata in a loud voice.

Flick

"Owwww, why whiskers?" Pansy complained. Naruto turned back to Theo and smiled.

"Why do you only flick the girls forehead and duct tape the guys?" Blaise asked.

Mummifying Theo for the third time, Naruto answers the question. "Would you rather I flick your forehead instead?"

"Ummm yes?" Blaise said a little hesitant.

Flick

Blaise was knocked out by Naruto's forehead flick. The rest of the slytherins covered their foreheads to prevent what happened to Blaise from happening to them.

Pansy and Daphne studied Hinata for a moment. She was really pretty, she had on blue pants and at skin tight top that showed a little of her stomach. Her bust was well developed and seemed to fit her just right. Hinata had a pixie cut hair that looked almost blue when the light shined just right. Her eyes were pure white with just a hint of lavender. They would have mistaken her being blind, but she looked directly at all of them and smiled. Pansy could tell that Draco and the quidditch team were entranced by her beauty. If they didn't know better they would have mistaken her for a veela.

There seemed to be something about this girl Pansy didn't like. She was sure they would get along well enough, but there was something. She looked down and spotted Hinata and Naruto holding hands. Hinata seems to be hugging his arms close to her to the point her bust was pressing against his arm. He seems to not have noticed. She gritted her teeth before smiling at Naruto. She was about to run to his other side to claim his other arm, when Daphne beat her to it. Once again Pansy grit her teeth and smiled. "Hey whiskers, we were about to go relax in the hot springs, why don't you join us?" she said cheerfully, hiding the fact that she wanted to pull him away from THAT girl.

"That sounds great, we can eat the food Hina-hime made as we soak for a while. What do you think Hina-hime?" Hinata just nodded in agreement.

"Just don't forget to put on your swim trunks Naru-kun. We don't want another incident like the one in the land of waterfalls." Hinata told him sternly. That incident led to the women of that village to hunt for him for days. He escaped of course.. He and Hinata would spend the night at each other's place all the time. When they were around five and six Naruto would usually spend the night at the compound. They once discovered her father's stash of orange books. They would sneak them to her room and read them together. At first they didn't understand any of it until Naruto decided to ask Iruka. They were given the talk that very day and she blushed so badly that she fainted, though there was a smile plastered on her face.

"What happened in the land of waterfalls?" Daphne asked curious.

"NOTHING!" Naruto shouted out. Hinata's face turned bright red and the Hokage laughed. He read the report from that mission, he, Jaraiya and Kakashi were a little jealous of him.

After a great lunch made by Hinata, everyone retrieve their swimsuits and made their way to the hot springs. The hot spring was large enough to fit the entire slytherin house. When the Hokage made his way in, they were surprised by how fit he was at his age. The boys got jealous when Konohamaru jumped in, he looked fit as well with a four pack showing. "Girls are going to be all over you." Pansy told him. She was wearing a purple frilly two piece, while Daphne had a green one on. Her and Daphne were watching the entrance looking forward to seeing Naruto topless.

The entrance opened and out stepped Naruto and Hinata, walking in together. Pansy grinned her teeth together, those two seemed very close. It wasn't good for her chances. When Naruto entered in his orange trunks, Pansy and Daphne looked as if they've been petrified. Naruto had very distinct muscles and a six pack that looked very lickable. A little blood seemed to come out of the two girl's noses and even Narcisse and Ms. Parkinson seemed affected. The boys were in the same predicament. Hinata seemed to fill her swim suit perfectly. Her curves fit her just right, Theo and Draco shoved each other away in order to try to get a spot next to her.

As Naruto and Hinata entered the water and sat down, Pansy was about to get on Naruto's otherside, when Daphne beat her to it. A pop was heard and Robin-chan appeared holding a bottle up with the Uzumaki crest on it. "Master Naruto, Robin-chan has brought a bottle of Uzusaki. It is a specialty that the Uzumaki were well known for." she said pouring him, Hinata and the Hokage a cup.

"Aren't you two a little young to be drinking alcohol?" Ms. Parkinson asked as she received her drink as well.

"Ninja" said the two shinobi, the Hokage and Konohamaru at the same time.

"Hu?"

"Don't worry mom, you'll get use to that answer." Pansy told her. It seemed everyone else understood and nodded.

"So lord Hokage, what can you tell us about your village?" Narcisse asked changing the subject.

"Please just call mr Hiruzen," the aged Hokage went ahead and told them all about how the village worked and the balance between shinobi and civilians. The entire group of witches and wizards were fascinated by it.

"Hey whiskers?" Daphne asked rubbing her finger up and down his torso. Pansy nearly had an aneurysm from her jealousy. "When did you make your first kill?" And there it was, good old Daph. all the wizard folks just sweat dropped at her comment.

"Four" he answered nonchalantly.

"Wow four, wait what, FOUR!?" now everyone was looking at Naruto like he grew another head.

"Yes, I remember that incident, we are still on shaky ground with Kumo." the Hokage commented stroking his beard.

"What happened?" Blaise asked this time. Everyone gathered close to listen. It was still quite a surprise that their friend Naruto actually killed someone at four years old. Narcisse and Ms. Parkinson seemed horrified by this.

Hinata hugged Naruto's arm close to her chest, which ended up with his arm between her bust. Daphne now used her entire hand and continued to rub his torso. He hadn't stopped her yet, so she was going to milk this for all it's worth. Pansy watched this and she started to develop a twitch. 'I'm starting to really hate this girl.' she thought as she grinned her teeth together, his arm should be hers to hug close.

Surprisingly it was Hinata who started to tell the story. "I was kidnapped by a Kumo nin, they wanted to use me to breed ninjas that would possess the byakugan-"

"What's a Byakugan?" Marcus asked.

"The byakugan is my clan's bloodline limit. That is why my eyes look as they do. It allows us to see three hundred and sixty degrees all around us, some can see for miles around, I can currently see up to five miles out though. It even gives us x-ray vision and the ability to see chakra and the chakra network in people. Because of this bloodline, my clan as developed a fighting style that allows them to temporarily disable a ninja's ability to wield chakra or permanently disabling them from ever accessing chakra again. Though I believe that I can also see magical energy wizards use. It seems faint, not as dense as chakra, I saw Robin-chan do magic with my byakugan and saw how it flowed through her body. I might be able to effect wizards and witches as we can effect ninja?" she seemed to pronounce witch very clearly as she took a small smug glance at Pansy, making sure she saw it. Hinata reverted back to a smile before anyone else noticed her facial features changed. Pansy felt a shiver run down her spine. This girl was dangerous.

It seemed that whatever trance the boys were in looking at the beautiful girl in front of them was broken. They now had a healthy dose of fear of angering her. "Wow Hina-hime really, we'll have to practice that when we have time. It could come in handy." Naruto told her giving her a hug. She gained a small blush as Naruto's naked torso pressed against her. Pansy twitched in jealousy and Daphne smiled keeping her jealousy down. There was always Hogwarts.

"As I was saying," Hinata continued as Naruto let go and everyone settled down. "I was kidnapped by a Kumo ninja, Naru-kun was able to save me and kill the ninja. My father appreciated his help and Hokage-sama rewarded Naru-kun by letting him join the shinobi academy a year early."

As the group of wizards and witches listened to the story they became more astonished by Naruto's ability and prowess. Hinata stared off into space remembering the incident.

Flashback

She was scared, she was only four and couldn't see anything. Her father had just started her training and he looked so disappointing when she couldn't activate her byakugan. She went to sleep only for a ninja to stuff her in a sack and run off with her. She tried to yell for help, but her mouth was stuffed with some kind of cloth.

She shivered as the night wind blew through the potato sack. She was in her pajamas and they did nothing against the cold night air. The next thing she knew, someone must of caught up to them, because the ninja dropped the sack with her and she hit the ground rolling out of the bag. She looked over to her kidnapper and saw the Kumo ambasador there beating and stomping on a blond child around her age.

"Fucking kid is going to get me caught. Let go you fucking trash!" the man continued to stomp on the child before deciding to pull out a kunai. Hinata gasped in fright worried that the brave boy who saved her was going to die. One last kick to the face of the boy allowed the ninja to get free of his grip and he started for her again. She now shivered at the murderous look in the mans face. A small bloody hand reached out and grabbed his pant leg stopping him. The man looked down at the nuisance and sneered at this child who was ruining his escape.

The ninja looks over at her for a second, "when this is over I'm calling dibs on your virginity you breeding cow." he sneered at her before turning around and bring down his weapon. The boy seemed to glare right back at him with as much hate as he could muster.

Hinata thought she saw a flash of green light and gasped as she thought the boy was killed. Her eyes widened when the Kumo ninja fell over dead. At that very moment her byakugan was awakened and it showed her that the man was truly dead. Wiggling free of her binds she saw the boy was still alive and she rushed over to check on him. He had beautiful blond hair and the most adorable whiskers on his cheeks. When the boy's gaze landed on her, she saw the purest blue eyes stare at her. She seemed to be lost in them, she teared up at the thought of this boy dying. A small bloody hand reached up and patted her head, which startled her. "Don…..'t wor..ry Hime, you..r o..k" the boy finally spoke trying to comfort her. Even in his weakened state and most of the blood on him was his, he still thought about comforting her. Right then and there, she vowed to become strong, so this boy would never end up like this again because of her.

"Wha…...what is your name,... I'm Hinata Hyuuga." she stuttered.

Coughing out a wad of blood, "Hinata you have really pretty eyes, I'm Naruto Uzumaki." Hinata blushed at his compliment. The boy was finally over come by his injuries he passed out as his head landed in her lap.

"Hinata!" the sound of her father's voice was heard as he came around the corner spotting him. "Hinata what happened?" for the first time Hinata saw the Hyuuga mask fall from her father's face as he scooped her up in his arms.

"Na...Naru-kun saved me otosan." Hinata told her father as she continued to stare at the boy.

Hinata found herself sitting by his bed as he was being checked over by one of the Hyuuga's medical ninjas. She refused to leave his side until he woke up. Her father seemed really surprised to see Naruto and had him rushed back to the compound for treatment, then rushed off to the Hokage tower.

She couldn't help but reach over and brush her fingertips along his whisker marks. She blushed hard and giggled as Naruto leaned into her hand and let out a small purr. This was the start of her crush on the blond boy, and soon those feelings would evolve into love.

Flashback Ends

The group retreated to one of the ballrooms that was transformed by Robin-chan into sleeping quarters for the children to continue their sleepover. Comforters were lined up for each of them with two rows with their heads facing the middle and the two adults were given their own rooms close to the hall. The children were dressed in their pajamas, even Konohamaru and Hinata stayed the night. Hinata would have to report tomorrow with her team, Konohamaru was allowed to spend the week nights with them so long as he behaved.

Pansy gritted her teeth again as that GIRL took a spot next to Naruto, and with that distraction she missed Daphne who claimed the otherside of Naruto, which made her eye twitch. With that she took the place across from Naruto by shoving Theo to the side, who was mummified for the fourth time today for commenting on how scary Hinata could be.

The group gathered around and talked about what next year would be and what new dada professor they may get. They soon changed the subject to what their careers would be after Hogwarts. It was Flint's and some of the other quidditch teammates last year. As they spoke Pansy turned to Naruto. "Hey whiskers, if you weren't a ninja, what would you choose to be?" she asked innocently.

The room seemed to of froze as Naruto's smile slowly disappeared and he tilted his head to the left as he thought about it. "Ummm, I wonder too?" he said in a soft tone He quickly got up and walked out the room before anyone could ask him anything else.

Everyone just sat there watching him disappear and wondered what just happened. Hinata watched him go with a said look before turning to Pansy and gracing her with the infamous Hyuuga glare. Everyone flinched away from her, feeling as if she would take their magic away any second now. "What is wrong with wanting to know his dream? I was only trying to get to know Naruto better. I didn't mean to scare him away." Pansy told the group. Now she felt terrible for making Naruto run off.

Hinata's glare softened as she heard the sincerity in her voice. "It wasn't what you said Pansy-chan, it's just that for some of us, especially Naru-kun, we don't have much choice but to become shinobi."

"But the Hokage said that every child is given a choice?" Draco asked, remembering how the Hokage told them how the village worked. Forty percent of the elemental nations could use chakra, but most don't because they do not have the mindset to be one.

"True, though my in my clan Hyuuga children have a choice to be a shinobi or become servants. " She told them about the segregation of the branch family and how their forced to serve the main branch or be killed. They were horrified by that, even more so when Hinata told them about clan protection laws, the village couldn't interfere in clan politics unless it puts the village itself in jeopardy.

"It's even worse for Naru-kun. He isn't very liked by the civilians and most of the lower ranked shinobi and some of the upper ranked ones too. The village concil is against him at every turn. If he isn't strong enough or smart enough they would of done anything to bring him down, if it wasn't for lord Hokage." Hinata stopped talking and left the room as well.

"Where're you going Draco?" Theodor asked freeing himself from the dreaded duct tape.

"To find Naruto. I'm his best mate after all-" he heard a few snorts from the group. "Oi uncalled for. Anyway, I'm going to go find him, I'm sure he's not mad at you Pans, I just want to check on him."

"I'm coming with." Pansy declared daring him to deny her, Draco didn't and they both left in search of their friend.

Naruto's Garden

Naruto lay there with his head in Hinata's lap as she petted his whiskers to relax him. It seems that an innocent question had really rattled him. He knew exactly what his future would be if he wasn't a shinobi. DEATH. That was all that would happen to him. It was Hinata and some very close people that saved him from such a fate. He didn't tell Hinata about that night five years ago, he promised Itachi-sensei, but he stared into that future again and he would not go, not now that he had precious people who would be in danger without him.

Hinata would of ended up in the branch family with the curse seal on her, and most likely be killed not soon after. She hated violence, but her clan gave her no choice. He had a choice, sometimes he thought about why he chose to be strong instead of ending the pain and suffering he knew his entire life.

He glanced at Hinata, he knew why he chose his path, to protect her and every one of his friends, even Kono-chan and jiji relied on him. It was a massive burden, but he is more stubborn than a mule, and ten times deadlier than most shinobi.

So he played the clueless knuckleheaded genin in reserves when he wasn't doing anbu ops, if he showed even a small amount of his true abilities, civis would be up in arms against him. Few knew his true strength and all were high command shinobi, with few others close to him. His statues as a clan member did nothing to reduce the glares and the heated comments directed at him by the civilians, he didn't want his friends from Hogwarts to see that, or be turned against him by their prejudice. They were against muggle witches and wizards going to Hogwarts, if he could change their views on them, then maybe when they learn of his burden, then they may still wish to be his friend.

It seems that Hinata could read his mind and knew he was tumbling into a depressed state. She reached up with her free hand and scratched a particular spot on his head while channeling chakra to her hand as she also petted his whisker marks at the same time. He let out a pleasured moan as she continued her ministrations until he calmed down. He was really glad he taught her the massaging technique. She only ever used it on him. "Naru-kun?" Hinata said as she looked down at him with a sad smile. He looked up meeting her eyes. "Hokage-sama didn't say they couldn't enter the village did he?"

"No…. He didn't" Naruto shook his head. Turning away from her. There was no reason for him to give her an explanation. She knew him better than she knew her own clan.

"If their truly your friends, they'll stand by you know matter what." she said in a determined voice. She wouldn't let them use him as a tool or let them break his heart. She loved him, even though she wasn't brave enough to confess. She would stand by his side no matter what. That is her nindo way.

"You should of seen them Hina-hime. They became my friends so easily, even before they knew my family name. I want them to be my friend. I just don't want to lose them to the village."

She scratched his head again applying chakra to both her hands this time as she also petted his whiskers. Naruto's eyes rolled up into the back of his head and let out a load moan. Blushing, "Hina...MOAN...Hime stop….. Ohhhhhhh don't stop." he moaned. Hinata's face was beet red and she had a slight smile as she listened to him moan at her technique.

Three figures stood by the closed door eavesdropping on the private conversation. Draco and Pansy stood next to Robin-chan listing. All three had large blushes on their faces. Pansy and Robin-chan had a small trickle of blood coming from their noses. Draco saw them and shook his head. 'Perverts' he thought.

While Pansy imagined herself bring Naruto that much pleasure, Robin-chan imagined a certain scarecrow moaning like that under her ministrations. Both let out a small sigh at the Happy thought.

"What was that?" Naruto spoke up behind the door. All three froze for a second, before the bolted.

"It was nothing Naru-kun." Hinata said smiling. He moaned again as she scratched his head. All the while she wore a smile that seemed a little smug. She watched with her byakugan as three figures ran down the hall.

Next Morning

"AHHHHHH!" screamed Pansy, Draco, Theo and Blaise, like girls when they woke up and spotted two nearly naked bloody purple haired women cuddling up with Naruto. Who seems to be in a very deep sleep and had no issue with what was going on. Their screams woke the rest of the group, though Naruto and the two purple haired women remain asleep. Hinata only opened her eyes and calmly stretched out her back.

"I think whiskers sleep murdered. I feel sorry for his roommates this year, wonder who the victims would be?" Daphne spoke up once she spotted the women. Draco and the others shivered.

"Naruto dosn't sleep murder." Blaise said. 'I hope.'

Hinata yawns once more before looking at them. "Naru-kun hasn't sleep murdered since he was seven. He had to train a lot to get rid of that habit." Now everyone gulped.

"But.. but, the bodies?" Theo guestured all the while taking glances at the purple haired women in their bra and pantes. They had large breast and seemed to cuddle up with Naruto. One of them, the long straight haired one, seemed to wrap her entire body around Naruto and the other one, with spiky purple ponytail lay spread eagle and used her left arm to wrap around Naruto's head and had it shoved between her bosoms.

Hinata looks down and smiles. "Oh that's just Anko-chan and Yugao-san. They're like Naru-kun's older sisters." at this Pansy and Daphne let out a sigh. Daph didn't know if she could share Naruto with so many women. Pansy was glad she only had to worry about Hinata. "They must of came home late from work and decided to sleep here. They work with Naru-kun on missions a lot" Hinata finishes as she reached over to shake the three awake.

The three bodies stirred and yawned as they woke and stretched their backs. The boys got an even better view of the two women's bodies. Both Pansy and Daphne looked down and patted their own chest, hoping they'd grow just as big.

"Morning Hina-hime," Naruto said, before realizing the two extra bodies. "Morning Yugao-nee, Anko-nee, guess work was interesting?'

"Morning Naru-chan." Yugao said hugging his head to her chest."

"Hey bratt tell Yu-chan to stop trying to interrogate people. She just killed the guy we brought from London."

"Why'd you let her do that?"

"He was nearly broken, so I thought she wouldn't need to do much to finish it. Now we lost info on the leaked information. We are so getting punished by the old man."

"Hey, it wasn't my fault, I did tell him not to move or I could nick one of his arteries and he'd die instantly."

"Maybe I can teach you how to mentaly tutor someone. Even better get Ibiki to teach you." Naruto suggested.

"Didn't the last guy you did that to end up cutting his ears off as well as his eyeballs?" Anko looked directly at him.

"Good point." Naruto said turning to Yugao. "Better have Ibiki teach you." Yugao nodded in agreement.

The kids just watched as the three just sat there talking like the women being covered in blood and are half naked was a usual thing to see. "Ummm, Naruto you do know their half naked and are covered in blood right?" Blaise spoke for the group.

"You two got lost finding your rooms uh?" the two had the decency to blush.

"Yeah, it was dark and late and I didn't want to wait to sleep, so when we found you guys, we decided it was better then searching for our rooms." Anko explained.

"That's fine. By the way guys, this is Anko Mitarashi and Yugao Uzuki. Girls these are my friends from Hogwarts." Naruto introduced them casually. The boys were still staring at the two half naked women.

"Like what you see?" Anko said striking a sexy pose, the boys all had blood shoot from their nose.

"DEAR Merlin what are you two hussys doing here dressed like that. There are children here!" screamed Ms. Parkinsons. She and Narcisse heard the screams and rushed over to check on everyone, only to see two grown women in their underwear and covered in blood.

"Yo bitch who you calling hussy!" Anko yelled back.

"She's calling you hussy Anko." Yugao told her.

"I know I am a hussy, love it, but it is still rude to call someone that?" Anko and Yugao continued arguing ignoring everyone else.

"Oh dear, Robin-chan should schedule a deep cleaning of the hot springs after Anko-sama and Yugao-sama use it."

"By the way Whiskers nice sleeping cap." Daphne said randomly.

"You like, it really helps me sleep." Naruto said. He took it off and placed in on her. She looked a little goofy with the cap on. "Looks good." She blushed at his compliment.

"This better not become a common occurrence." Pansy growed out low enough for no one to hear. She caught Hinata looking at her with a smug smirk and her eyes told her she stood no chance. 'We'll see about that, soon the school year will start and Whiskers will be all mine Hahahaha.' She meet her stare with one of her own.

Friday

The group spent the rest of the week exploring the rest of the palace and flying on their broomsticks in the quidditch pitch. Naruto took Hinata on her first flight with him and her eyes widened in excitement. Konohamaru joined them every day and especially when they would fly him around on their broomsticks playing quidditch. "One day I will play quidditch!" Konohamaru declared with fire in his eyes. The team just laughed, but they wouldn't ruin his dream.

"Sorry mate, but I think you need to be a wizard for that." Adrian told him. Ok so almost no one.

POKE

The next thing Adrian knew, he was on the ground and couldn't move a muscle. Standing over him was Hinata, smiling though it didn't look reassuring. "It is rude to squash someone's dreams Adrian-kun.

"Wa..what did you do?" he asked a little more frightened of her.

"I just numb your body for a while." she said smiling.

"Hey, Pans?" Daphne whispered to Pansy.

"Yeah." she whispered back.

"She's sooo going to kill you, I just know it." Daphne giggled as she watched Pansy's eye twitched maddly. Apparently Anko had taken a liking to Daphne, after hearing some of her, colorful comments, she had taken her under her wing. Now Daphne's comments hit where it hurts most.

Seeing her just poke Adrian's forehead and him dropping, really put them on alert around her. "She's worse than Whiskers. Hope someone else pisses her off. I want to see what she can really do to you guys." Daphne giggled along with Hinata and Naruto. The others were now filled with nightmares of being poked. Hinata was officially a scary girl.

It was now friday and guests were arriving through one of the ballrooms fireplace, then were directed to the next ballroom where the party would be held. Konohamaru stood by with a magical camera provided by Theo and Blaise. He would snap a shot as they came through and realized their in a palace, this is going to make a great album.

"Can't believe you invited the whole slytherin house." Naruto mumbles to Pansy.

"I promise, it's going to be the best birthday party ever!" Pansy squealed jumping up and down.

"By the way, why are Anko-nee and Yugao-nee dressed like slutty bunny girls?" Naruto asked.

"Their being punished." Hiruzen said stroking his beard. "Anko was interrogating someone with high class information and allowed Yugao to perform the task, knowing she is incopetent in that area. Of course Yugao too is a fault. So until you return from Hogwarts, they will be doing d-rank missions, as well as help serve at this party." he let out a small giggle and blushed.

"Ero-jiji." Naruto muttered. Hiruzen let out a small cough and walked away to meet many of the magical high society.

Most of the students slowly made their way towards the quidditch pitch. Robin-chan too has seemed to be in her element. She was zipping all over the place filling drinks handing out snacks and ordering Anko and Yugao around. She had a bright smile on and made sure to do her master's house proud.

Pansy pulled out a vial of purple liquid and turned towards Naruto. "Soooo whiskers, since it's my birthday and all?" she said with a pleading look.

"Where'd you get another one of those?" Naruto jerked away from the vial.

"I bought two off the Weasley twins. Why? So can you do me this one thing, become Naru-chan for me, purrttttyy Pleeeeeeeeas?" She begged hanging her arms around his neck.

"Ummmm, uhhh-"

"Hello Pansy-chan, happy birthday. I hope you like my gift?" A sweet voice sounded out behind them.

They turned and spotted Hinata. Pansy's face scrunched a little. "Oh, you."

"Hi Hina-hime, try this it's supposed to be some kind of wizard drink." Naruto handed her a purple liquid in a cup.

"Hu?" Pansy looked at the vial in her hand and saw it was empty of its contents. "When did he?"

Hinata gulped it down before making a face. "It's, uh… a little..-"

"Disgusting?" Naruto asked.

"Umm yeah sorry it is."

"I still don't know how I didn't taste that potion when they put it in my ramen." Naruto casually commented.

"It is pretty strong, wait potion? Naru-kun!" Hinata whined as she was turned into a chibi version with snow white rabbit ears and a tail.

"Aww look how cute Hina-bon-bon is?" Naruto said teasing Hinata a little by scratching behind her ear making her melt into his touch.

"It was supposed to be whiskers." Pansy mumbled. Naruto had his back turned to her and she grinned. Silently she sent a binding spell at him and with him teasing Hinata, he never saw it and was instantly bound and tipped over onto the floor. "Yes, yes it worked!" she shouted in victory.

"Pans, why'd you do that?" Naruto complained from the floor.

"Me and Daphne-"

"Daphne and I." Chibi Hinata correcte…..d looking up at her.

Pansy growled at her a little. "Daphne and I-" she said glaring at Hinata. "Have been practicing to use our spells silently, just so we can surprise you just like this and turn you into foxy Naru-chan."

"That's great and all Pansy, but you used one at christmas and one now. Your out of potions." Pansy just grinned at him which made him sweat a little.

"Ohhh whiskers~" Daphne said in a singing voice as she stared down at him. She pulled out another vial of the potion. "I bought a few as well." Now Daphne and Pansy giggled and forced Naruto to gulp down the potion.

"Nooooo!" Naruto yelled as he turned back into his foxy chibi form. "Not fare!"

"Slytherin, duh" Daphne answered for the both of them.

He was then glomped by Hinata. "Revenge!" she yelled doing what he did to her a moment ago.

Many of the women cued at the sight of the two chibis rolling around on the floor. "I'll save you Whiskers!" Daphne yelled pulling him into her arms.

"Your not getting away that easily Naru-kun." Hinata said as she started to climb Daphne.

Soon Daphne was brought down as the two chibis wrestled with each other. Soon more girls join the pile and then there was a massive pile of bodies wrestling to hold to one of the transformed chibes.

The potions soon wore off and everyone headed to the quidditch pitch to watch the improvised slytherin house tryouts, that Marcause decided to do early to have more training time at Hogwarts. Since the entire house was already here and there being a convenient pitch on hand, he was slytherin after all.

"Those cheap bastards." Daphne and Pansy growled out. They were supposed to last all day.

Hinata sat up front with Konohamaru and the others as Naruto and Draco head out to the center of the pitch. Draco was going to tryout for the team and Naruto was picking another position to play. "Alright before we began" Marcus said to the group of slytherins trying out for the team. He turned to Naruto, "you sure you don't want to stay seeker?"

"No, it was boring just watching that little ball fly around without really doing anything else."

"Well then, what position do you want, we have keeper, beater, or chaser open."

Naruto giggled which gave the group a shiver as Naruto held up a beater's bat. "Let's go for a flight." he grinned. The group of potential quidditch players and even some of the team members looked a little less confident with what they witnessed last year when he tried the beater position before.

The crowd cheered as the team put on a scrimmage game to test out the potential. Naruto on the other hand was casually flying around the pitch hitting bludgers here and there. Everytime he hit one, he would hit just right to put a spin on it to smack the quaffle out of players hands and even knocking three players off their brooms with a single bludger. The whole time Marcus had a sinister grin plastered on his face. The gryffindors were in for a world of hurt.

Draco was trying out for the seeker position, wanting to show up Potter when they played each other. Not for the first time he cursed Flint for pushing him pass his limits. Now he was weaving and swerving hoping beyond hope that he wouldn't be hit by one of Naruto's bludgers. He was taking them out so quickly. Many sat off to the side of the pitch giving up, not wanting to face Naruto. Who could blame them, the guy was a sadist. Every time he got close to catching the snitch, one of Naruto's bludgers would swoop by and knock out of his reach, forcing him to go find it again. Draco looked over to Naruto seeing him grin back at him. "Bloody ninja." He muttered.

Suddenly another of Naruto's bludgers appeared smacking him right in the face, knocking him off his broom. He woke up five minutes later with Naruto standing over him with a grin. "I heard that." Draco groaned.

"Alright everyone gather around." Flint said. They all limped over and formed a rough line as Naruto was the only one that looked refreshed. "This concludes the tryouts, if you made the team it will be posted on the first day of school, so we can get in early practice and beat the other houses and reign supreme." they all cheered only to groan a moment later.

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After they all got to use the hot springs, they were amazed at how refreshed they felt. Like they could go another round in the pitch, a shudder went through them all at the thought of doing that again with Naruto as the beater.

They made their way back to the giant ballroom so that Pansy could open her gifts. She received many gifts from her friends and a few from the others, but she wasn't really interested in what they got her. She was surprised that Hinata gave her a dark purple silk kimono that looked absolutely beautiful. "Wow, umm thanks Hinata." she said with an awkward smile.

"I'm glad you like it." Hinata smiled back sincerely.

"What did you get me Whiskers?" Pansy suddenly asked turning to Naruto excitedly. She made sure his was last.

"Well~, since you liked Naru-chan so much, I made you," with a dramatic pause he pulled out a display with four diffrent dolls, that all looked like Naru-chan. "The full Naruto-squad!" he smiled at the excited spark in her eye. He pointed to each one Naming them for her.

"This one, is Na-chan." Na-chan had a single whisker mark on each cheek. His facial features looked serious and wore a Anbu uniform that consisted of a skin tight black tank top, and a grey chest plate. Also it wore black anbu pants taped at the bottom with black shinobi sandals. On the arms were long sleeves that went past it's elbow and arm guards that matched the chest plate, and on it's back was a tanto. There was no mask to go with it. "He's the cool one of the group and is really strong."

"This one is Nar-chan." Naruto pointed to the second doll. This one had a long spiky ponytail down to it's mid back. It also had on an orange gi with a blue belt and a red short sleeve coat that went down to it's ankles and had black flames on the edges. Lastly instead of shinobi sandals it had on clogs and had on a black bucket hat with orange stripes. You could see a grin on its face and if you looked into its eyes you could see a small twinkle. "Nar-chan is really smart and comes up with really interesting ideas that sound impossible, but he makes them work."

"Now then, since you already have Naru-chan." Naruto said pointing to the next doll. This one was wearing the standard shinobi uniform that most chunin and jonin wear. It consisted of a blue jumpsuit that hugged the body and a green vest with many pockets. It even had it's hair in a high spiky ponytail just like Anko. This one had five whisker marks on each cheek. "This one is Ruto-chan. He's a mother hen, he worries too much, but he is very loyal."

"He put a lot of thought into these things. So what's up with the weird naming thing? He's super smart, you'd think he could come up with at least better names.." Theo whispered to Blaise and Draco, the three snorted in laughter.

Poke, poke, poke.

After Hinata numbed them and Naruto mummified them in duct tape, he turned back to Pansy and the large group of females who were listening with rapture. You could see the squeals going on in their eyes. The last doll looked much different than the others. This one had six whiskers on each cheek and had a small smile and looked a little shy. This one however had silky looking crimson red hair that framed it's face with a ponytail falling to it's mid back. It wore the Hogwarts uniform with the slytherin tie and everything. Naruto pulled out his wizard collectable card that showed a moving picture of his mother Kushina. "After seeing a picture of Ka-chan, I always wondered how cool I'd look with red hair. So now the last member of Naruto-squad is To-chan."

Pansy squealed hugging To-chan close. "He's so cute, thankyouthankyou thankyou!" She screamed tackling Naruto with a hug.

"I want a Naruto-squad" Daphne mumbles a little jealous of her friend. Many of the other girls shared her sentiment.

"Umm Naru-kun, wheres Ru-chan?" Hinata asked noticing one missing.

Naruto quickly looks around. "Uh, where'd that little bugger go? Oh well if I find him I'll give him to Pansy."

"Who's Ru-chan?!" Pansy asked even more excited to get another one.

"Ru-chan is Naru-chan's twin, but he's more mischievous and a bit cruel when it comes to pranking someone." Naruto tells them.

"He sounds soo cool~" Daphne sighs.

"Yeah, but I'm worried about that." Hinata spoke a little concerned.

"Why's that?" Pansy asked.

"Well~"

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It was midnight when Pansy was suddenly shaken awake. "Hey, hey Pans, Pans wake up." a voice whispered. She slowly opened her eyes and saw Naruto standing over her.

"Wa is it whiskers, come cuddle." she said in a sleepy tone still not fully awake.

He chuckled at that, "no wake up there is one more thing I want to show you."

She woke up noticing that Draco, Daphne, Theo and Blaise were waiting for her by the door. Hinata and the others were still asleep, she followed Naruto out as he started to lead them to his personal garden. "What are we doing here?" Draco asked as they stood in front of the door.

"This is Pansy's last surprise, so I thought you all can share it together." with that he through open the doors. As they walked out into Naruto's garden they immediately gasped at the site.

There were six bonsai trees that grew far beyond what a normal bonsai would grow to. These were gigantic and each glowed a different color. Colored lights dripped from each plant making the garden look like a fantasy world. There were blue, green, red, violet, yellow and orange lights cascading from each tree.

"It's beautiful." Pansy said in an awed voice.

"How did you get them like this, are they magical?" Blaise asked, he 'd never seen a bonsai like this, his grandmother had a few, but noun ever looked like these.

"Actually this happened after I started implementing chakra into them as they grew. Eventually they started absorbing the natural chakra around them and the light falling from them is the excess chakra that they can't hold. So every night at midnight they start to shed the excess and this is the result."

"It's amazing and they even have chakra? So they can use chakra like you can?" Draco asked him as they started to walk around the trees.

"No though they can use chakra to grow faster and stronger."

They sat on the edge of the path way lining the entrance as they watched the cascading lights falling from the giant bonsai trees, entranced by the fairytale like atmosphere they created. "I'll be back I'll grab some tea and snacks." Naruto told them leaving them in the garden.

"I'm happy that Naru-kun showed you his garden. It is very precious to him and he only shows it to people he trusts." A voice sounded out behind them. They all turned and noticed Hinata standing in the entrance with a soft smile.

"Oh you," Pansy said, her mood now souring.

"What do you mean only people he trusts. We're his friends, I'm his best friend-" Droco was stopped by everyone snorting. "Oi stop that!"

"It means he's starting to trust you. Naruto is very guarded, but when he trusts you, you can always count on him when you need him most. You'll never have a friend like him." Hinata said smiling at everyone, even Pansy. They all smiled back, "oh and if you ever hurt him or break his trust in you, I'll kill you in the slowest and most painful way possible, and Anko has a lot of ideas that were banned from Konoha." Hinata said in a sweet tone. They could feel the truth of that threat and shivered. 'She's scarier than Naruto' were their collective thoughts.

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Ok I'll end it there. Now onto the funny shit!

Omake 1 Story time

It was late at night when Hinata and her best friend Naru-kun were sneaking around the Hyuuga manor. They couldn't fall asleep because they were too excited to sleep. Naruto has been attending the academy and doesn't have enough time to always spend the night like he used to. So when they are able to have a sleepover they both are too wired to sleep, she wanted to play with her friend as much as she could before they both have to train or attend school.

They slowly snuck into her father's office and Naruto secured the door. When they played pretend, Naruto had her play the clan head and he played the Hokage. They would fight evil and Hinata protected her clan and brought them closer together. "lord -Hokage, I wish for you to approve my law to get rid of bul...bullying in my clan." Hinata said trying to look serious like her father.

"Bushe, I approve." Naruto waved his hand.

They cheered jumping up and down. They had accomplished Hinata's dream and Naruto became Hikage. "What do we do now Naru-kun." Hinata asked. They looked around the room for ideas of what game to play next. Hinata found a key in her father's desk that unlocked a secret compartment in his bottom drawer. There were three orange books hidden there. "Naru-kun can you read me a story. Please?" she blushed picking out the first book. He would sometimes read her stories once they learned how to read. His voice always made her fall asleep, she just felt safe around him.

"Oh a new one? Icha Icha Paradise, never heard of it, ok let's get back to your room." he opened the book to see a signature and a note.

To my brooding student I'm going to give you some ideas with Hitomi, she'll love it signed Gama-sennin sensei

As he read the book, the two were confused on many of the turmes being used and even had an argument on whether or not the position in the book was even possible. This went on every time he came over, he would read the book to her, the story was quite good and the charters were funny and cool. Some parts in the book had both bewildered.

"I'm telling you Hina-hime, that the human body can't contort like that."

"But Momo-kun likes her because she can do things the others couldn't do, it's what makes her special to him. If I tried hard enough I'm sure that position is possible." Hinata respond back.

"Nu uh."

Uh ha"

"Nu uh"

"Uh ha"

"I'll ask Iruka-sensei if it's possible, he knows a lot."

"That's good, I still say it's possible I'll show you one day." Hinata smiled back.

"Hey Iruka-sensei I have a question?"

"What is it Naruto?" Iruka smiled down at his favorite student. Senice Naruto was four Iruka was tasked with taking care of him until he became a ninja. He grew close to the boy and worried about him a lot. Naruto was a good student and seemed to be zooming through school, at this rate he'll graduate in a single year breaking the academy record.

"I was reading Hinata a story when we came across the heroine contorting her body. Hinata said it was possible, I don't think so. Will you tell me if it is?" He asked holding up the orange book to the page.

"Naruto where'd you get that!?" Iruka yelled snatching the book from him.

"From Hiashi-sama's desk."

"...oh. Grab Hinata I think it's about time you two learn about the birds and the bees, and have Hiashi-sama present as well." he said with a smile that promised retribution.

"Hai sensei."

"And that's where babies come from." Iruka explained to the six year olds. Hiashi was forced to sight there and listen as well. Iruka blamed him for letting them read his private books, who knew Iruka could be scary.

Naruto tilted his head to the side. "That doesn't sound too bad. What about you Hina-hime?" He asked turning to Hinata, who fainted. Her face was beet red and a smile was plastered to her lips and a dribble of blood leaked from her nose.

Hiashi noticed his daughter and sighed. 'Just like her mother. I still need to thank sensei for the books. Hitomi was really into them.' he thought with a blush escaping the room.

A week later Hinata spotted three orange books on her bed. She blushed when she picked them up, wondering if Naruto would continue reading the story. "You are no longer allowed to borrow mine, their first edition signed." a voice spoke up behind her.

She turned just in time to catch her father walking away. In a low voice she thanked her father and then smiled. Now she and Naru-kun can finish the story.

Later Iruka was reading a copy of said book tilting his head to the side. "Is that even possible?" he asked reading about how the women contorted her body to help give more power to Momo so he could defeat the evil general.

"Oh it's possible, want to find out?~" a sultry voice said into his ear.

"Uh...um… wa...what do you mean Anko-san?" Iruks said a little intimidated by the women in front of him.

"That position your reading about? I can show you it's possible." she said seductively licking her lips.

"...uh ..o...ok Anko-s…. Anko-sama." Anko smiled even wider.

Jiraiya sat in a hot spring and for once wasn't peeping on women. Instead he sat back in the water looking at a moving picture of one of the most beautiful woman he ever saw. She had long golden brown hair with a hint of red tied up in a bun. Her gorges breast were big and perky, and when she leaned back they became more pronounced. Her beautiful long legs contorted in such a way it seemed like a dream come true. Piercing green eyes looked back at him as if daring him not to ravish her. She and him explored many sexual adventures with each other, he was surprised to see that she was even more of a pervert than he was, he LOVED it.

"Oh Minerva, why'd you leave me? All of our escapades you and I have done, the endles sex and orges you and I particapated in, you even started one once. I miss you." He sighs looking up at the stars. "One day, one day I will see you again."

Omake 2 Taking a break

"Oi Ero-sennin why'd you ditch me, weren't you going to help me with my fuuinjutsu?" Naruto asked as he came up to Jiraiya who was peeking through a hole in the fence.

"Shhh brat I'm doing research." Jiraiya whispered. He let out a giggle as a blush appeared on his cheeks. "Ohh, that looks absolutely perfect." He giggled watching a very beautiful woman drop her towel and enter the bath. He could see her breasts float just a little in the water. Blood dribbled from his nose.

"What looks perfect?" Naruto asked wondering what was on the other side.

'Oh yeah, the brats here. Shit if I turn him into a pervert, both Tsunade and Iruka will kill me. How can a chunin be just as scary as Tsunade.' He shuddered at that thought before turning to Naruto. "Oh nothing, just that the hot spring on the other side looked perfect for our break from training, but it's too expensive to stay at this en…what are you doing?" Jiraiya said confused by Naruto undressing.

"Going in to the hot springs." Naruto said casually now down to his boxer.

"But I just said it's too expensive to stay."

"Ninja" Naruto said jumping over the fence discarding his boxers as well.

"He was so young, so much potential." Jiraiya teared up.

"Hey Ero-sennin, I think it's a mix bath, hurry up or you won't get to see all these beautiful naked ladies!" Naruto yelled back over the fence. Jiraiya tensed waiting for the-

"EEeee pervert!"

"Peeper!"

The women of the hot spring chased Naruto back over the fence.

"Oh their kunoichis, that's good to know." Jiraiya said activating his camouflage jutsu. 'Good luck kid, to be a strong shinobi you must face the most terrifying thing in the world. feminine fury.'

"Was that brat Naruto?" a familiar voice said from the otherside of the fence.

"I believe it was Tsunade-sama." another voice spoke up.

'Eeep, I thought she was in hot spring county for the gambling event. That's the complete opposite of the waterfall village.' He panicked. If she caught him there's no telling what she would do to him. "I always knew she would kill me one day." he mumbled petrified.

"Oh yes Jiraiya, and that day is today." a voice spoke up behind him. He slowly turned only to come face to face with something that haunted his dreams for years. A very pissed off Tsunade.

Jiraiya waved his hands trying to ward off the beating he would get. "I told him not to. I did, I swear. He jumped over all on his own." He had his face pressed to the ground begging her not to go through with it.

"...I see?" Suddenly she swiped her hand out and caught Naruto by the collar of his clothes.

"Hey ero-sennin, I lost them let's, whow, Oba-chan is here too? YIP!" He suddenly realized the danger he was in. "ero-sennin did it!" Naruto said pointing to Jiraiya immediately.

"No it wasn't!" Jiraiya shot back. "You did it all on your own, I only peeked." he huffed folding his arms.

"Hey brat?"

"Yeah oba-chan?"

"Don't call me that!" she shouted smashing her fist into his face. She caused a crater to form and as she lifted her fist she tilted her head to the right in confusion. "Jiraiya?" Apparently Naruto switched with him to avoid her fist. "Get back her brat!" she chased him around the land causing craters to form and destroying hills. Every time she thinks she got him it would turn out to be Jiraiya taking the blows. Three people learned a lesson that day.

Naruto- look before leaping.

Tsunade- Naruto is impossible to capture, and had completely reinvented the replacement jutsu.

Jiraiya- reconacense and verification is vital to survival.

Omake 3 Final Battle

At high noon at the borrows, Percy Weasley stood on the rooftop wearing shorts and his gryffindor tie around his forehead. The plans were set it was time to push those little bastards off their land.

Those little buggers kept getting into the house humiliating them to no end. They kept pushing them out, but the very next day they were back in. on the bright side, Ginny has been expanding her collection of Harry-berry dolls. They protected her from those evil Naru-chan doll, she now took them everywhere with her and she hadn't been bothered by those things since. She couldn't wait to go to Hogwarts to meet her real life Harry-berry. She would get him to fall in love with her, then she would give him her first kiss in her third year, no sooner or she would be seen as a loose woman. Then when he takes her virginity when she turns seventeen, he will propose in front of all their friends and family, they'll get married and live happily ever after. 'And if any girl tries to get between us, I will wreck their face up.' she thought with a sigh.

When Charlie and Bill came to visit for the summer they were ambushed and sent flying over the house wearing skimpy lingerie. The twins seem to be collecting notes on what was being done. Their reconoscence have really helped them come up with a battle plan. Now the Weasley clan was all together, with four people able to use magic, they were ready for the final push.

Molly the matron of the family stood by her second eldest son Charlie defending the front porch and the entrance to the house. Bill was placing runes and enchantments around the back entrance to keep them out. Arthur the patron of the family took the twins and made their way around the enemy to surprise them from behind. Once Bill joined his mother and brother in on the front lines, they would move to pincer them between the two groups.

Ron and Ginny moved through the house to the different windows providing support for the rest of the group. Ron carried a crossbow that Arthur conjured and provided him with an endless supply of bolts. Ginny was given a pitch fork so that she could keep them from climbing onto the house.

The family of nine looked out into a sea of blond haired whiskered dolls all giggling at once. Standing on a stump of a tree sat a Naru-chan doll that was different from the rest. It wore a bright orange and blue jumpsuit with a whit color and the Uzumaki crest on the back. This one also had four whiskers instead of the usual three. This one was the leader, if they could destroy that one the rest will fall as well. Percy raised his garden hoe over his head, "Hulululululu!" he screamed.

"Hulululululululu!" was the response of his family. Just then the sea of giggling dolls charged.

A day later

There was silence. No birds chirping in the sky, not even the wind dared to blow through. Scorch marks littered the ground and large blazes of fire lit the shrubs around a building that for miracles was left completely unharmed except for a few stains. And raining down from the sky was something that was white and fell gently to the ground, it wasn't snowing.

"RAHHHHHH" Percy screamed killing off a Naru-doll. He paused to look around the clearing. How could it of all gone wrong?

It started with Ginny. As they were gaining ground on them, Ginny spotted one of the blonde dolls hold a Harry-berry hostage on the roof. "NO Harey-berry I'm coming to save you!"

"No Gin we need you here!" Ron yelled. With her gone Ron was soon over runned by the horde of giggling furry. "No no, bloody hell!" he screamed being swept away.

"Ronald!" Molly screamed Her face twisted into furry and soon swept her wand wide taking out large groups of the giggling dolls.

Next to fall was Molly. Once she demonstrated her power, they seemed to swarm right for her.

It seemed that Charlie went a little insane once they were being the ones pushed back. They still wonder how he was able to call down dragons to set the place on fire, He ended up on the back of a chinese fireball laughing maniacally. "Burn them all ahhahahahahahahahaha!" he was soon taken down by the dolls being catapulted in the air towards the dragons. With the dragons out of the way, they took the high ground.

The twins and bill started setting traps for the buggers while Arthur would sabotage the enemy. He was taken out when he was caught in a trap to catch him before he could sabotage them again. Bill followed when one of his own traps was used against him.

Percy and the twins developed the hit and run tactics. They would set ambushes for small groups and finish them off and fall back before others showed up. They found themselves surrounded while they were setting up another trap, they stood back to back hefting their weapons ready for the final stand.

Percy stood there seeing the twins finish off the stranglers, they somehow won, with his plans all going out the window they still won. Picking up the four whiskered doll's head, who they assumed was the leader and held it above his head by the hair.

"Hululululululululu!"

"Hululululululululululu!" his family repeated. They were now free of the vermin and could now enjoy the rest of their summer.

That night as they all had the best sleep since the summer started, Ginny slept surrounded by all the Harry-berry dolls she collected so far. Snuggling up to one of her dolls fast asleep, she didn't wake as one doll exited the room and made their way down stairs to the family room. The little Harry-berry doll had a mischievous smile on its face as all of a sudden it went up in a poof of smoke. And in its place was an orange jumpsuit wearing eight whiskered blond doll still wearing that mischievous grin.

"Giggle"